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Blake: ♪ I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life ♪

♪ Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone ♪

♪ I never said you had to offer me a second chance ♪

♪ I never said you had to

♪ I never said I was a victim of circumstance ♪

♪ I never said

-♪ I still belong -♪ Still belong

-♪ Don't get me wrong -♪ Get me wrong

♪ You can speak your mind but not on my time ♪

♪ I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life ♪

♪ Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone ♪

♪ Keep it to yourself, it's my life ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, Nikki Bella!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nikki: We are here at Blake's bar,

Ole Red in Music City, USA, Nashville, Tennessee!

[ Cheers and applause ]Talk about it, Nikki.

Behind the bar, we have our good friend Carson Daly.

Howdy.Should we meet our players,

who will be going head-to-head in five epic bar games?

All: Yeah![ Cheers and applause ]

This talented actress has done drama, musicals,

comedy, horror, horror-comedy, Malin Akerman!

Oh, my God! I love her!

Akerman's here!

Blake: I love her!

She's my favorite!

Hello! You're my favorite, too!

Whoo!

Hi, everybody!Malin!

Alright.

This hilarious actor and comedian

is known for his roles in "The Carmichael Show,"

"Get Out" and "Free Guy."

Put your hands together for Lil Rel Howery!

Blake: Oh, my God!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Lil Rel! Oh, my God!

Look at him! Yeah!

I'm here! I'm here!

He's real!I'm here to win!

So, I have to let you know, you two actually aren't

gonna be playing for yourselves tonight.

You're gonna be playing for two other people

and they're actually sitting right next to you.

These are our Viral VIPs!Nice to meet you.

Blake: Yeah, welcome.

Carson: Viral VIPs.

So, Rel, you'll be playing for Max,

and I bet you're curious why he's here.

I am.Well, let's see.

Come on, Max. What'd you do?

Max: Tara, this has never happened.

And if I move, it sinks lower.

Oh-ho-ho. Help me.

Oh, my God! There's Max.

-Okay. Okay. Okay. -Ah! Ah!

Oh, no.Tara: It's on your shirt.

Oh! No! Aah!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! I don't know what to do.

Wow.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That doesn't even look like you.

Glow up.What the hell?

Okay, Max, thank you for being here.

Thank you for joining us. -Thank you, Max.

Alright, and, Malin, you'll be playing for Jen.

Amazing.Sweet, sweet Jen.

Jen, what did you do? Let's just watch.

Oh. Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Aah! What is it? What is it?

What is it?Woman: Turn around.

What is it?! What is it?!

What is it?! What is it?!

Stop! Aah!

What is it?! What is it?! Get it off!

What are you doing? [Bleep] Aah!

Get it off! Aah! Get it off!

What is it?! What is it?!

What is it? Is it off?

It was a sucker stick.

[ Cheers and applause ]

What was it?A sucker stick.

Where was it?

'Cause your hand was down in your pants.

I sat on it. Oh, you -- Okay.

Okay, I didn't --

I'm a sucker for a good freak-out video.

So, welcome Jen to the show.

Carson: Jen, welcome to "Barmageddon."

Touché.

So, tonight we're gonna have Team Malin and Team Rel,

and whoever wins the most points tonight

will be tonight's Barmageddon champion!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Your life will never be the same again!

Alright, so y'all ready for the first game or what?

[ Cheers and applause ]Let's do it!

Man: Can I get a refill, please?

Now, we need to decide who's gonna go first.

We have our Blake mullet coin.

So, here, we like to do our business in the front,

but we love a good ol' party in the back, which is our tails.

Thank you.

Now, I'm all about girl power,

so I'm gonna let Malin call it.

I'll go back side, please.

Malin's calling it.Wow! "Back side, please."

Ooh, back side. She's calling tails.

Alright, let's see.

Tails it is!

[ Cheers and applause ]

We're gonna let the boys go first.

Ooh!

So, it's time to play King Pong, it's exactly like Ping Pong,

but only better.

The balls are still the same size,

but we have added these giant cups and a giant paddle.

Now, our red cups are worth 1 point,

and that gold cup, that's worth 2.

Lil Rel, you're up first.

Lil Rel: Whoo!

Go!

Here they come.

There you go. There you go. Aim for the cup!

There you go, get it a little higher!

Max: Just one. Just -- Just one!

Just one. One. At least one.

Yeah, use both hands.

Blake: Two-handed, two-handed.

Oh! That was the closest one yet.

♪♪

Max: One!Yes! You got one!

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,

3...

...2, 1!

Yes!

2 points.

Alright, Malin, you're up.

Is that the bounce?

Come on, everybody!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Shit! Come on, Malin.

One!

There we go! You got it, come on!

Yes!

Oh! Oh, two!

Oh! Who are you?!

Max: We're not coming back from this.

6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Alright! Whoo!

5 points! Team Malin.

So, at the end of Round 1, we have Lil Rel with 2 points,

and we have Malin with 5!

So, the Viral VIPs are up for Round 2,

and I'm gonna make this a little bit harder.

I'm gonna add some holes to your paddle.

Oh, come on.Alright?

Max: Perfect. Perfect.So, Jen!

Carson: Come on, Jen.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Come on, Jen, you got this.

Yeah. I know.

Don't find the hole.

[ Laughter ]

Okay. Ready, set, go!

Carson: Come on, Jen, you got it.

Yeah, find the spot to hit it.

There you go!

Oh, you got it!

Come on, Jen! Whoo! You got it in!

You can bounce them in.

You're doing great. you're doing great.

8, 7, 6, 5, 4,

3, 2, 1.

♪♪

You got one!

Oh, yay! No, two!

Okay. Two.

Nikki: Alright, Max, you're up.

He needs to take a drink first.

Ready, set, go!

Carson: Come on, Max, you got this.

Whoa!Okay.

Yes!

Had the right trajectory.

Did he -- I know.

Come on, Max! Come on, Max!

You've got it.He's got a hidden talent.

-No, there's too many! -What are you switching for?

-What are you doing? -I'm so confused!

Come on! Max, pick a side!

What are you doing? This isn't "Chopped"!

I know! I'm -- Come on, Max!

Nikki: Let's go! Come on, Max!

I'm sorry, Blake. Everybody, watch out!

Come on, Max!

4...

3, 2, 1.

No!

That was -- That was miserable!

You guys, I'm really good at sports by the way,

like, really good at sports.

You did good! You got two. There's holes in there.

-2 points. -Good job, Max.

Do we get points for entertaining?

You can give him 1 point for entertainment,

but you're still not gonna win.

We'll see about that.[ Laughs ]

Okay. So, at the end of Round 2,

we got Team Lil Rel with 4 points.

That's not bad, Lil Rel.

We got Team Malin with 7!

[ Cheers and applause ]

So, we got one more round.Okay.

And we got to make it a little tougher, right?

Sure.So, we just decided

we're gonna put one giant hole in your paddle,

and we're gonna have a lot of balls coming at you.

We're used to that.God bless Malin.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, ready? Set, go!

You got this, Malin, come on.

There you go!You got it!

Don't get overwhelmed, Malin!

-Got one. You got one. -You got it.

One went through your hole.

There we go. Come on.Oh, come on!

9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Team Malin, 3.

Okay, Lil Rel, you ready?

Blake: Oh, look at him.Set.

Oh, he's in position. Look at that.

Go! Come on, Lil Rel, you got it!

Max: Seven! You need seven!

There you g--There it is.

Blake: Oh, that was almost gold for 2.

-Move the paddle more! -There you go.

[ Laughter ]

-Move it more. -You got it.

Nikki: One! Max got one. Come on.

Come on! Come on!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Okay.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Two. Lil Rel. Two.

Is that in the gold thing?

No. Dang.

Nikki: After 3 rounds with the score of 10 points,

our winner is Team Malin!

Whoo!

Okay, so here at Barmageddon, you have a chance

to tie up the game... with our Wheel of Redemption!

♪♪

On this wheel, we have some amazing challenges,

like Pickled Eggs, The Vampire Slayer,

Barmageddon Nachos, and you know what?

Blake and Carson are so sweet,

they put on a small sliver of hope on there for you.

So, if you get the sliver of hope,

you automatically get a win and you tie up with Team Malin.

[ All chanting "wheel" ]Wheel?

Carson: It's up to you.

Yeah. Wheel. Wheel. Wheel.

We can do it. Let's do it.

They're gonna do the wheel!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ready? Let's go!

Carson: Come on, Max!

Come on, Max!

Finally, somebody gave that thing a good spin.

Really. Finally.

Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, that's not -- No.

Carson: Well, these aren't for everybody,

but we've got some delicious pickled eggs.

Blake: Can I just say something?

Nobody said those were chicken eggs.

[ Laughter ]

Alright, come on.

Here. Cheers. Cheers.

Come on. Come on.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nikki: They both did it. They get a point.

Alright. So, our teams are tied with 1 point each,

but we still have four more games to go.

More "Barmageddon" when we come back.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Coming up on "Barmageddon"...

Get the cob in the hole.Come on!

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

Y'all good at memory games?

No, green and then purple.

We call it Shelton Darts, or Sharts for short.

I'll Shart for y'all.[ Laughs ]

And later...

♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪♪

♪ We're not gonna take it

...the winner of Barmageddon is...

♪ Barmageddon

Alright. Welcome back to "Barmageddon."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Currently our teams are tied each with 1 point.

So, let's get out of control with some Air Cannon Corn Hole!

Okay, so using our custom corn cannons...

Get the cob in the hole.That's what he said.

Now, if you get it in the hole, you'll get 3 points,

and if you get it on the board, you get 1 point.

Okay, Team Malin, you're gonna be up first.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Alright. -Come on, Malin.

Literally just watched a movie

where you were a detective, like, shooting people.

Which movie was that?I don't know.

Because there wasn't one.

She's been in so many movies,

she literally can't even remember.

[ Cheering ]

You're gonna get that movie after you make this.

Yeah. Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Nikki: Ohhh!

Yes, that's what I like to see.

Alright, Lil Rel, you are up.

Let's hear it for Lil Rel!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Blake: Look at this, look at this.

No, no, no. Aim a little lower.

-Oh! -Oh, my God!

That was on TV, Lil Rel.

Alright, Jen, you're up.

Hey, put some Tennessee shit on their...

Come on! Whoo!

Aim high for the stars. You've got this.

Aah!

-What are you doing? -She's gonna kill someone.

Wait! Do you realize? It's there.

You're aiming over there.

-They're distracting. -Oh, my God.

Her ex-boyfriend's in the crowd. She's mad at him.

She's aiming at him. That's all, yeah.

Alright, Max.

I've held bigger.

[ Laughter ]

-Oh! -Oh!

-Uh-oh. -That was terrible.

So, we have one more shot each left in Round 1.

Is anyone gonna get any points?

Alright. Here we go.

-Oh! -God! Come on!

Nikki: Alright. Lil Rel, get it on the board,

you'll win this round.

That was terrible, but I love you.

After our first round, Team Rel has zero points,

and Team Malin has zero points. Alright.

I think that this game is going really well.

You're all very consistent.

So, I say we get to Round 2.

Okay, So, Lil Rel,

you're gonna lead us off.

Damn.

-Wow! -Oh!

Carson: Somebody make one, for the love of God!

[ Crowd "Ohs" ]

[ Wah-wah-wah-wah]

Damn! Damn corn!

Alright, Malin, the last shot for Round 2.

A little lower maybe, a little lower?

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Oh! -She got it on the board!

-Yes! -She got on the board!

Whoo! Suckers!

Whoa.

That brings us to the end of Round 2

with Team Malin with 1 point,

Team Lil Rel with zero.

[ Laughs ]

So, it's time for Round 3.

Team Malin, you're up.

You've got this, Malin, come on!

Alright.

[ Cha-ching!]

She got another point!

Yes!She's got another point.

Alright, Lil Rel, you're up.

If you get 3 points, you will take the lead!

Aw, I know they gave me the wrong...

[ Cha-ching!][ Cheers and applause ]

Come on!Come on!

-Yes! -He got 3 points!

He got a corn-hole-in-one! You just took the lead.

Alright, Jen, you're up.

If you get it in the hole, your team will pull ahead.

Malin: Get it in the hole, Jen! Get it in the hole!

-Aah! -Oh! She's firing now.

Alright.

-Oh! -Oh!

Still in the lead! We're still in the lead!

-You're still in the lead. -I keep forgetting.

Nikki: Okay, Malin, you're up.

Now, this is the final shot.

If you get on the board, you tie the game.

If you get it in the hole, you take the lead.

Okay.

Alright, crowd, come on. You're my helpers.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah? Looks good?!

Okay.

Jen: That's good. That's good!

Oh! Yes!

-You tied the game! -You're tied now. You're tied.

Lil Rel, you have a lot of pressure on you right now.

So, all you have to do is get it on the board, and you win.

Oh![ Wah-wah-wah-wah]

After Round 3, we are tied 3 to 3.

So you know what that means? We're going to Sudden Death!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Malin, you're up.

Alright, crowd, guide me again, please.

I'm calling for Malin, here we go!

Does that look good? Yeah?

Oh, that looks good, too.

That looks good.

-Oh! -Aww.

[Bleep]

[Bleep]

Alright... Blake: It's you.

...it's all on you.

The entire country is counting on you right now.

You're carrying the team. Come on!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

[ Cha-ching!]Nikki: He got it!

[ Cheers and applause ]

He wins! He wins!

He got it! Team Rel wins!

Team Rel wins the game!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Team Malin, you know what that means.

You have two options here.Oh, I already know what we're doing.

You guys are gonna spin the wheel?

Of course.Of course we're gonna spin the wheel.

On this wheel, we have The Vampire Slayer,

Barmageddon Nachos, and a small sliver of hope.

-Let her rip. -Here we go.

Carson: That's a good spin. A hearty spin.

God, I don't want to look. I don't want to look.

Blake: Oh, wait a minute.

That's coming around right on top. Look at that!

-Vampire Slayer. -No! Oh, God!

Nikki: The Vampire Slayer!

The Vampire Slayer.

Alright, so The Vampire Slayer

is the mint liqueur, syrup, and garlic.

[ Crowd groans ]

Gross.

[ Laughter ]

Blake: Don't do it, Malin, don't do it.

Take the "L"!Oh, no.

Just take the "L," don't do it.

Take the loss!

-Yeah. -Oh, my God.

What are you doing?! Don't do it!

Nikki: They did it!We're tied again?

They just tied the game. Alright.

-That smells foul. -How disgusting is that?

Smell it on my breath.I can smell it from here.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, God!

[ Laughter ]

Nikki: Well, y'all ready for the next game?

-Yes! -Let's do this.

♪ Barmageddon

Alright, welcome back to "Barmageddon,"

the game show that pairs nicely with a corn dog.

So, the total score so far tonight

is 2 for Team Rel...

[ Cheers and applause ]

...and 2 for Team Malin.

[ Cheers and applause ]

So, what's on the wall, you ask?

It's 99 Bottles of Beer!

Whoo!

Each group of colored bottles will light up.

Your job is to follow the pattern of lights,

remember the order, and then press the button

at the base of each section to re-create the pattern.

Every time you correctly repeat the pattern,

another light will be added to the sequence.

Y'all good at memory games? Not one bit.

Malin just said she can't remember shit.

She literally didn't remember a movie

that she was the lead in.

To be fair, I was not a detective, I was a thief.

We're going to ruin you.

[ Laughter ]

So, what do you say?

Let's get ready to wet our whistles

with 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Team Rel, you are up!

I'm gonna -- I'm gonna shout.

We did a double high-five.You got this.

Memory makes the --There it goes.

Purple or pink.

Max: Trust only me! Pink.

Pink, purple.

Pink, purple.

Carson: Max, you're starting to slur just a little bit.

Shut up.

Pink, purple, orange.

Trust only me.

-Orange, purple, pink. -No, don't.

You all are confusing me!Orange, pink, purple.

Pink, purple, orange, pink.

Purple, pink.

Purple, pink. Green.

♪♪

Okay. Pink, purple, orange, pink, pink.

Pink, purple, orange, pink, pink.

Pink, purple, purple, purple, purple.

No, pink, purple! Purple!

Orange, orange, pink, purple.

Purple, orange.

Purple.No! Wait, stop!

Pink! Purple. Purple!

Pink. And then pink again.

Pink again. Pink again!Purple. Green.

Pink again. Okay.

Purple, orange, pink, pink.

Okay. Pink, purple, orange.

Purple. Purple.

Pink, pink.Green, purple.

No, you forgot the purple.

Pink, pink. Okay, one more pink

and then a green.

There you go. Ugh! Okay.

Oh, it started with purple this time.

Okay. Pink, purple.Orange.

Orange. Pink, pink, purple, purple.

Red. Green.Pink. Pink.

Yellow. Green.

Purple. No, no, purple.

Green, green, green. No, green.

No, orange! Orange!

No! Green! Do green! Do green!

And then purple.Orange!

Yes. Oh, God! Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Orange. Orange. Pink. Purple.

This is some Jason Bourne shit right here.

I don't want to see people smarter than me

when I'm in a bar. [ Laughs ]

I want everybody to be dumb like me.

Max: Pink.Orange.

Pink again.Orange.

Green. Purple!

Orange. Pink.

And this one, I don't know.

-Pink. -Green! Green!

Thank you, thank you.

Orange, pink, pink, green, purple.

Orange, purple. Yeah, yellow, red.

I'm really proud of you!

[ Laughter ]

That's all I have left to say,

so I got to, you know.

Orange. You're doing really great.

Green. Yeah!Orange. Orange!

Purple. No! No! It's purple.Orange! Pink!

There we go, okay.

Orange. Pink.

Orange. Pink. Pink. Red.

I would listen to -- I'd go with orange.Purple. Purple.

I'd go with orange! Go with orange!

Pink! Pink. Pink. Pink!Go with orange!

[ Crowd groans ]

Nikki: Okay. So, that gives you a total of 8 points.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, Malin, you're up.

[ Cheers and applause ]Carson: Come on, Malin!

Nikki: Malin, you need 8 to tie and 9 to win.

Alright, I'm ready.

♪♪

Jen: Purple, orange.

Okay.Purple, orange, purple.

Oh, look at that, it's like a two-step.

Jen: Do it!

It's how you remember shit.

Oh, purple, orange, purple, orange.

What?Max: Purple, orange, purple, magenta.

Go slowly, you can go slow. Take your time. Take your time.

We got to sound like her.

[ High-pitched voice ] Purple, orange, green.

Shh! Green!

Blake: Look at her two-steppin' in there.

Look at that line -- Looks like a line dance.

She's line dancin'. Look at that!

-Oh, the Electric Slide! -Whoa!

[ Cheers and applause ]

It's like Stephen Hawking is playing this game

all of a sudden.Carson: That is incredible.

Max: Purple, orange, green, pink.

Jen: Purple, orange.Purple, zebra.

[ Normal voice ] Oh, green.

Pink.

Purple.

-No. No! -Oh!

-Yeah. -Good job! Alright!

How? How? Pink. Purple.

Oh, no, no.

Purple, orange. Purple, orange.

Pink, purple, green.

Purple, purple, purple.

Pink.

Purple.Lil Rel: I love purple.

No, no.Green.

Orange.

Purple, orange, purple, orange, pink.

♪♪

Let's hear it for Malin, everyone.

Look how good she's doing!Thank you.

Yeah. Come on!

Jen: Orange. Purple. Purple.

Orange one more time!That wasn't pink.

No, there was one more orange.

Purple, green.

No. And then purple again.

And then pink.And one more purple.

Orange, green.

Oh!Wow!

Yes!

Nikki: Oh, no! You know what that means!

Team Rel, you won this game!

[ Cheers and applause ]

So, Malin, we got one more spin left

on our Wheel of Redemption.

Carson: There's still a sliver of hope,

or we're gonna make some Barmageddon Nachos.

You want to do the wheel?

Sure.

She's gonna do the wheel, everybody!

Nikki: She's gonna do the wheel!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ All chanting "wheel" ]

This may happen. This may happen.

-Oh, my gosh! -It might happen!

-Aww, there goes hope. -Yeah!

-Alright, it's nachos. -Have fun!

Barmageddon Nachos!

Can you tell us what's in them?

Yeah, they're nachos in a blender.

Nachos in a blender.It's fine.

I do a green juice every now and then.

You can't scare Malin, she's not scared.

Nachos and what?

Uh, there's some urine.

[ Laughter ]

Just a little bit, though.

But that shouldn't be a deal breaker. Yeah. Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

We ain't scared of nothing. Here we go.

Just a little.

Nikki: Alright, they get the point!

They just tied the game up.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, when we come back,

we got a hell of a game of Sharts ready for you.

Malin: Whoo!

Nikki: Wanna wrestle?

Let's do it! Rel, lock up!

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Bring him down!

Oh! Oh!

That's unhinged! We've gone unhinged!

He knows wrestling.

Welcome back to "Barmageddon"!

Our teams are tied at 3 points apiece.

And if you're anything like me, after a few cocktails,

you want to throw super-pointy darts

around a crowded bar.

Blake: Oh, I do, too. I do, too.

It's fun.Carson: I like to do that.

I do that, yeah.

So, we all love a good game of darts,

but Blake has figured out

how to take the game to the next level.

We call it Shelton Darts, or Sharts for short.

[ Laughter ]

Classy.

Sharts. He's a classy man.

So, behind me is a giant dart board with 12 balloons.

And some of the balloons have a picture behind it.

In each round, you're looking for five pictures.

Each picture is a clue to a longer phrase.

The more pictures you uncover,

the closer you will get to solving the puzzle.

Are y'all ready to play some...Sharts!

[ Cheers and applause ]That's right.

Team Malin, you're up!So classy.

I'll Shart for y'all. I'll Shart for y'all.

[ Laughs ]

We're all counting on you, Malin.

Here we go, Shart him. Come on.

[ Cheers and applause ]

But that's not a good one, though.

That's a shitty clue right there, I'll tell you.

But a great advertisement.

Yeah. At least I got it.

Yeah, at least you got it. Alright, Max.

Oh, he's pointing to it like Babe Ruth. Look at that.

Like what?

He was a baseball player years ago.

Okay. Fill me in later.

[ Laughter ]

Alright.

Okay, almost.

Babe Ruth didn't do that.

-No. -Come on, Jen.

Say a cuss word or something.

-Shit! -Okay!

-Shit! -Oh!

-Oh, man! -Rel.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nikki: Oh. Okay.

Clearly a bird.

That's not giving away too much.

Yeah, but I don't know what that starts with.

Yeah. And you don't have to guess.

Let's do some more Sharts.We're good for now.

Yeah, yeah. We're good.Okay. Okay. Okay. That's fine.

Alright, Malin, okay.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay. Okay.Take a guess.

Is it only one? There's only one --

Could be a church. Could be a plus sign.

Could be a lowercase "T."

What do y'all think?

That could be, like, a marijuana-store symbol.

Then it would be green. Then it would be green.

Oh, it would be? Okay, never mind.

We're just gonna keep it to ourselves for now.

We're gonna -- Yeah, keep Sharting.

Okay. Smart move, alright.

Alright, Jen.

Come on, Jen, get mad!

Oh.Even more upset now.

That's alright.

Go to the side, like, left maybe.

I was thinking straight down now actually.

I've never seen more strategy in Sharts before like this.

It's always been an accident when I did it.

[ Laughter ]Alright.

Oh. Right in between them.

Okay.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh! Thank God.

I know what it is.

[Bleep]

Do you want to solve?

Malin: Maybe. Give me a second.

Nikki: What do you think?

I'm just looking at what I'm seeing here.

Both: The birds and the bees.

Yes! It's birds and the bees!

Carson: Yes! It's the birds and the bees!

So, that's the end of Round 1!

Team Malin with 1 point!

Alright, so I say we start Round 2.

Alright.Let's reset the board.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Oh! -That's okay. That's okay.

-Alright, Rel. -Okay.

Max: You've got this.Blake: Oh, look at him aiming.

-Come on. You got this. -Oh, wow.

Carson: He's checking the wind.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Well, at least he busted the balloon.

Malin: You've got this, Jen, you've got this.

-Oh! -Oh!

-Oh, no clue yet. -No clue yet.

If we get through these and they're all Barmageddon...

-Yeah. -It's just a prank.

I feel like we're being played right now.

-Oh! -You got Barmageddon.

-Really? -Ah!

I never said that's not possible.

Nikki: Alright, Malin.

Alright.

[ Laughter ]

Hey, but you hit the wood.

That was really good. You did a great job.

I actually think what you're doing's harder.

Yeah.[ Laughter ]

Nikki: Oh!

Jen, I believe in you!

Carson: Come on.

-Yeah. -Oh!

Yeah. It's the arc. It was the arc.

♪♪

-Oh! -And a clue!

-Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! -There's a clue!

Okay. So, now I have to guess.

Well, do you guys want to take a guess?

We need to confer. I don't know.

Ooh! I know what it is! Fish out of water?

[ Buzzer ]Nope, it is not fish out of water.

That's okay. Malin, you're up.

I should just close my eyes

and maybe I'll have a better shot.

I think that'd be good. Be like...

Should I? Yeah.

Okay, ready?

[ Cheers and applause ]

It worked!

-I'd rather be lucky than good. -Do you want to take a guess?

Just keep swimming?

[ Buzzer ]

Nope, that is incorrect.

That's okay. Good guess, though.

Alright, let's hear it.

Go for the top row

so we can make some headway here.

-You right. -He's going high.

-A good shot. -Oh!

-Money! -Alright.

That's money, dude!

I know what it is.

Do you really know what it is?

Drink like a fish?

It's drink like a fish!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

-We're tied up? -We're tied up.

-We're tied up again? -I think so.

-We're going to the third round. -Tied 1-1.

Nikki: Alright, we're gonna reset the board

and get ready for Sudden Death Round 3.

-Let's do it, Malin. -Ready?

Okay, we're gonna get this.

-Oh! -I'm on to something.

She aims at that same one every time.

-I know, but it works. -Same exact one.

And it lets you down every time.

It didn't. It did. It did. It did.

-[ Laughs ] -There's no clue, yeah.

-Alright, Rel. -Oh, he's sneaking up on it.

He's sneaking up on it like it's gonna --

-Oh! -Oh!

Nikki: But you guys are getting good.

-Go! -Yeah!

Lil Rel: Come on, Max! You've got it, man!

-Put some speed! -Max, come on.

At least make it to the board this time.

Okay! Okay.

Alright.

-Oh! -Max!

You made it to the board.

No, he just sharted, that's what he did.

-No. -Alright, Malin.

-Alright, Malin. -Alright. Alright.

-You got this. -Come on, Malin, Malin, Malin.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I'm not gonna say it. Not gonna say it.

I was thinking the same thing.

They're just being dirty.Cat in the bag?

Sure, just say it. Yeah.

Cat in the bag?

[ Buzzer ]

No. [ Laughs ]

-Whoo! -Another Barmageddon.

You can take a guess if you want.

No, I don't think we should.

-Yeah! -Oh!

There is nothing left but clues at this point.

I don't have good hand/eye coordination.

Lil Rel: Dude, go to the bottom.

Yeah. Like, far right?

-Yeah. -Yeah, that's what I think.

Nikki: Yes!

I know what it is! I know what it is!

Max: I got this. I got this. Wait. Hold on.

-We've gotta confer. -Workshop it.

[ Whispers ] Raining cats and dogs.

Oh, that's it. Yeah. Right?

Nikki: Alright, what is it?

Raining cats and dogs.

That's it!Yeah! Let's go!

They won the game!

Come on! Come on! Come on! Yeah!

Whoo!

Genius! He's a genius!

That's the end of Sharts,

and, well, we all know who sharted and won.

-Oh! -Team Rel!

-Lil Rel! -Whoo!

Team Rel!

The greatest Sharters of all time.

People will think of you when they think of sharting.

Forever and always.

Now, unfortunately, there are no more spins

on the Wheel of Redemption.Okay.

But we've still got one more game...

Carson: We've got one more game.

...to see who is gonna be the champion of Barmageddon.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Barmageddon

Welcome back to "Barmageddon"!

I'm just glad this is the last game,

because most people need a couple of drinks

before they can do this, and I'm talking about Karaoke.

-Oh! -Whoo!

You're gonna see two bottles on your table.

Your teammate will sing a song,

and you'll need to listen for two specific key words.

And when you hear those words,

you're gonna be pouring shots, okay?

Now, the person that pours

the correct amount of shots wins the game.

So, Team Rel, you're up first and you're gonna be singing

"We're Not Gonna Take It."

Oh, it's a classic!

Max, when you hear the words "we're" or "ain't,"

you're gonna pour a shot, okay?

You got that? You look a little scared.

I didn't even know "ain't" was in that song.

Ain't?

Yeah. We're not gonna take it, but we ain't?

I mean, that's the title.

There's a lot more words in the song.

That's right, Nikki, tell Max that. Bodyslam him.

Okay, wait, wait. I don't know this song.

Oh, bullshit. Well, no.

You don't know this song?

I don't. I mean, I know it, but I don't know it.

It's Twisted Sister.

But I -- Can you help me with this?

I'll sing. He'll do it!

You'll sing it for me?I'll do it.

Come on, y'all, give it up for Blake!

Alright, everyone, let's play some Buzzed Words!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ "We're Not Gonna Take It" playing ]

♪♪

♪ We're not gonna take it

♪ No, we ain't gonna take it

♪ We're not gonna take it anymore ♪

♪ We've got the right to choose, and ♪

♪ There ain't no way we'll lose it ♪

♪ This is our life, this is our song ♪

♪ We'll fight the powers that be, just ♪

♪ Don't pick on our destiny, 'cause ♪

♪ You don't know us, you don't belong ♪

Come on!

♪ We're not gonna take it

♪ No, we ain't gonna take it

♪ We're not gonna take it anymore ♪

Come on! Let me hear you!

♪ We're not gonna take it

♪ No, we ain't gonna take it

♪ We're not gonna take it anymore ♪

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

You did great. That was great.

You're welcome, America!

[ Laughter ]

Rel, you didn't think you could do better than that?

Nope. I agree.

Alright. Team Malin...

-Yep. -Yeah!

...you'll be singing

"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'."

So, Jen, when you hear the word "you" or "boots,"

you'll be pouring some shots, okay?

Alright, let's hear it for Malin!

You ready, crowd?

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" playing ]

Blake: Oh, look at her!

Come on, Malin!

♪♪

Here we go.

5, 6, 7, 8.

♪ You keep sayin' you've got somethin' for me ♪

Oh, yeah!

♪ Somethin' you call love but confess ♪

♪ You've been messin' where you shouldn't be messin' ♪

♪ Now someone else is getting all your best ♪

♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪

♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪

♪ One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪

♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪

♪ One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yes!

Heck yes!

Give it up one more time for Malin!

[ Cheers and applause ]Encore!

That would have been a four-chair turn on "The Voice."

Alright, while we go to break, Blake and Carson,

I need you to count up these shot glasses,

because when we come back, we will find out

who the winner is of Buzzed Words,

and we'll be crowning tonight's Barmageddon champion!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Barmageddon

♪ A high-tech honky-tonk shotgun wedding ♪

Welcome back to "Barmageddon," everyone.

So, I told y'all this was gonna be a fun show.

Did we deliver?[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah, we did!

Come on!

So, let's find out if Team Rel

or if Team Malin won Buzzed Words.

Ohh.

You kinda should win.

Listen, we deserve this, alright?

Do you? We deserve it, too.

I'm sorry, okay?

So, Team Malin got 10 out of 11.

-Wow, that's accurate! -That's pretty good.

Carson: That's impressive.

Good job, Jen. That was good.

Okay. But...

Oh, what do you mean? Don't tell me Max nailed it.

No, no buts. No but. Oh, no.

...Team Rel, you got a 10 out of 10!

Are you shitting me?!

You did it! You did it!

Congratulations, Team Rel,

you just got 1 more point added to your score!

Max, you're a ninja!Come on! Come on!

Because of you. It's 'cause of you.

Chaos! 'Cause of Max!

Yes!

It's Last Call, which means

it's time to crown our winner!

So, with a total of five wins,

the winner of Barmageddon is Team Rel!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Your life will never be the same again!

You did it! You want another game?

You guys did a really good job.

Oh, thank you.[ Laughs ]

Nikki: Alright, both of you will get a prize.

Everyone should be able to kayak into the swamp

without the fear of drowning.Oh, God.

So, Max, you have just won yourself a life vest!

[ Cheers and applause ]

I told you it was gonna be an incredible gift for you, Max.

I forgot about this part.Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Congratulations.That's so funny.

Thank you. Thank you.Carson: So proud of you.

This is beautiful.

Why don't you guys come up on stage?

Come on, Rel. Come on.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Lil Rel: He won't drown out there!

He's not gonna drown again!

And, Rel, you get the outstanding honor

of wearing the most prestigious medal

in game-show history, The Cappy!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Speech, speech, speech! -Alright, everyone,

let's hear it for our brand-new champion, Rel!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Malin, Jen, Blake, Carson,

let's get on stage and take us home!

Come on.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm alright ♪

♪ I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life ♪

♪ Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone ♪

♪ Keep it to yourself, it's my life ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Barmageddon

♪ A high-tech honky-tonk shotgun wedding ♪

♪ There ain't no tellin' how it's gonna go ♪

♪♪

♪ Barmageddon

♪ You never know just what you're gettin' ♪

♪ But win, lose, or draw, we're puttin' on a show ♪