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♪♪

♪ Nibbling on sponge cake

♪♪

♪ Watching the sun bake

♪ All of those tourists covered with oil ♪

♪♪

♪ Strumming my six-string

Make that a double.

♪ On my front porch swing

♪ Smell of shrimp, they're beginning to boil ♪

Y'all sing with me! Come on!

♪ Wasting away again in Margaritaville ♪

Yeah.

♪♪

♪ Searching for my lost shaker of salt ♪

♪♪

♪ Some people claim that there's a woman to blame ♪

♪ But I know

♪♪

♪ It's nobody's fault

This season on "Barmageddon," some of my celebrity friends

are gonna be joining me and Carson in Nashville...

Kane Brown, Trace Adkins,

Sasha Banks, Jimmie Johnson!

...to play some of the most outrageous bar games

that we could come up with.

Blake: Oh, there's a goal!

Oh, God. Is he okay?

It's time to play Drunken Axe Hole.

Gwen, you're married to a drunken axe hole.

[ Laughter ]

Keg Kurling,

Shelton Darts, or Sharts...

Very clever. You think of that?

...Just the Tip.

Blake: That's Adam Levine!

This ain't no country club!

Coming from both sides now, coach.

This is Barmageddon!

Blake: But they won't be doing it alone.

They'll be joined by some viral video sensations,

who have failed miserably on the Internet,

all with hopes of redemption.

Oh, my God!

[ All cheering ]

So sit back,

pour yourself a cold one, and enjoy the show

as Nikki Bella tells you what we're doing here tonight.

Nikki: All right. Let's hear it again for Blake Shelton and his band!

[ Cheers and applause ]

We're here at Blake Shelton's bar, Ole Red,

in Nashville, Tennessee.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Now, it's "Barmageddon,"

the show where the drinks are cold

and the competition is hot,

and Blake has agreed to pick up everyone's bar tab.

What?[ Cheers and applause ]

What? What'd she say?

Nikki: Please give a warm welcome.

Behind the bar, Carson Daly.

Hello, Nashville. Good to see you.

You're all in for a treat because our first guest

was the first artist to have number ones

on all five main Billboard country charts at once.

What? Wow.

So everyone give it up

for Tennessee native and country superstar Kane Brown.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I love Kane Brown!

And tonight, he will be competing against a man

who's dominated the music scene for the last 20 years.

Dominated.

[ Laughter ]

If that's not enough, he also found time

to coach on "The Voice."

Competing on Barmageddon for one night only,

give it up for our very own Blake Shelton.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Why did you, though, want to go up against Kane?

Well, you know that first stat

that you laid out?Yeah.

It pisses me off.

Five Billboard charts.

Okay! Okay, Nikki! We heard you.

I didn't want to rub it in.

But you know what? Since he dominated

five Billboard charts at the same time,

I thought we could play five epic bar games tonight.

What do y'all say, right?

[ Cheers and applause ]

Tonight, you will be playing to restore the honor

of our viral VIPs.

[ Cheers and applause ]

We're giving them a second chance to rehab their reputation

because nothing boosts your clout

like a big "Barmageddon" win, right?

[ Cheers and applause ]

So, Kane, you will be repping Stefano.

Let's see why he's here.

What'd you do?

Hey, check this fish out, dude.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow.

[ Laughter ]

He chose a catfish out of everything.

Blake: Yeah. You gotta do that...

That's a shark!

...with a bass or something.

Woman: Oh, that was so dumb.

Look, its fin.

Get it off.

Pull it that way.

Carson: Oh!

What?

What did you think was gonna happen?

It was a catfish, for God sakes.

There was a little bit of alcohol involved.

Okay.

And here to help Blake wash away the competition is Chisa.

Yes. Yes![ Cheers and applause ]

Champ.

She's a champ!

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Already this is bad.

Is this a good idea?

♪♪

Chisa, what are you do--

Oh!

Blake: Ow.

Bye!

[ Laughter ]

What is the train of thought?

I looked at the bridge, I looked at the water,

I looked at myself, and I was like,

"Yeah, I could do that."

All right, we're gonna play the first game of the night.

At the end of the night,

whoever wins the most games will win a prize.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I say we get started with a good old coin flip

to see which team will go first.

We got our Blake mullet coin.

Business in the front,

and we love a good old party in the back.

Oh.[ Cheers and applause ]

Since Kane's face isn't on the coin,

he should call it, right? Heads or tails.

Whatever you say, Nikki.

Let's go tails.

It's heads. [ Cheers and applause ]

Team Blake, do you want to go first or second?

We should just let them go first

'cause they need all the help they can get.

We're going second.

Okay. So, in Beer Bombs,

you are gonna be tossing

10 huge balls into 10 huge party caps.

Now, our red ones are worth one point,

and that beautiful gold one in the middle

is worth two.

Now, to add a degree of difficulty,

we thought we would build a giant replica of Blake's arm

to smack your balls around.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, good.

So I say we get Beer Bombed!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Team Kane, you're up.

Have you ever heard of my brother, Steph Curry?

Oh, is that -- Okay. Okay.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh!

Your brother, Steph Curry.

Hey, Steph misses every now and then.

You just got kicked out of the family.

Okay, I'm thinking.

I just want to make sure I hit the yellow one down there.

Oh! Come on.

This is rigged!

Nikki: Come on, Stefano.

Oh -- It --

Oh!

-Oh! -Oh!

Kane, are you gonna be the first one to get it in the hole?

♪♪

Wow! Look at that!

Blake: Come on!

Backboard.

You can't use the backboard.

All right, so we got Team Kane with one point,

Team Blake with zero.

Blake, you're up.

Okay.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Here we go!

Grandpa made one.

All right, so we got Team Blake with 2 points,

Team Kane with 1.

Stefano.

Blake: What do you think? Oh, he's one-handing it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right. It's tied up, 2-2.

Chisa, let's see what you got, girl.

Carson: Go, Chisa.

[ Cheering ]

That's what I'm talkin' about.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

This is a game!

We got you on the ropes now.

Kane: I'm kind of nervous.

-Are you? -I'm a little nervous.

You should be.

Stefano: There it is.

Oh, don't you --

[ Cheers and applause ]

-You got a point! -Are you kidding me?

Nikki: He just tied the game.

He has not made a legitimate shot yet.

Nikki: He's got luck on his side.

Pick one, Nikki.

I kinda think that first one right there.

You got it.

Damn it.

Oh! So close!

-Ain't got no bounce technique now.

Why'd you pick the first one?

That's your fault. [ Laughter ]

Carson: Let's go, Stefano.

Oh! You got blocked.

Hey, I've been blockin' since high school, buddy.

Just blockin' balls.

All right, Chisa.

Carson: Look at this, look at this.

Oh.

Let's see.

[ All groan ]

What is your name?

Tracy.

Tracy, this is for you right here, okay?

You ready? -Oh, yeah, Tracy!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's for you.

Nikki: Tracy!

Tracy, are you available to move in with Blake and Gwen?

[ Laughter ]

He needs that luck with him wherever he goes.

Nikki: Let's see if he could tie this game.

[ All groan ]

Hey, he's consistent, y'all. Come on, give him that.

You know what? I think we should speed this arm up.

Oh!

Speed it up. Come on, Chisa.

Blake: Look at this. Oh!

That was so close.

Blake: Oh, no!

Yes!

Oh.

Nikki: You need this. You need this.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Tied the game. He got a point.

He's carrying me.

He's a fourth-quarter gamer.

Hey, 4-4, Chisa.

I know. It's looking kind of treacherous now.

-You got this. -Get it in the hole.

Oh!

Nikki: That was a good shot.

Kane, you could take the lead.

First time in this game, you can pull ahead.

Let's see what you got.

Stefano: Let's go. Ooh!

I think they call that a miss.

[ Laughter ]

Oh-ho-ho! Here we go.

♪♪

Oh![ Cheers and applause ]

Kane can still tie it up, right?

Nikki: Oh, yeah. You got two more.

All right. Here we go.

Come on!

There's two holes there, and you can't get it

in either one of them, man. -Not a single one.

This is for all the marbles.

Blake: Look at this. Look at this!

Oh! I thought the hand was gonna help you.

Rejected!

So, on real beer pong, you can call a cup,

and if I hit it, that's 2 points.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I'm all about the rule changes in the middle of a game.

[ Laughter ]

I'll go for that if you'll go for that.

Okay, okay. And if I miss, that's game.

You make it, you win. You miss it, you lose.

We just have to call the shot, call the cup.

Oh. I want the back one, then.

-The back one. -All right.

For all the marbles in game number one.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, he's dribbling.

Nikki: All right. We're doing the Kane Brown way.

Oh!

[ Whistling ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yes! Whoo!

We got more games.

We still got more game.

Team Kane, you seem like you guys have been pretty ballsy.

So we had this good ol' Wheel of Redemption right here.

♪♪

Heard about this thing.

You and your viral VIP will have to complete

one of these challenges

to redeem yourself and tie up the game.

We got The Prairie Dog.

We got Mornin' Breath.

We have The Spicy Maria.

And, of course, a small sliver of hope.

So if you get the sliver of hope,

you automatically get a win.

You only get three spins all night between you both.

Yeah, we'll spin.

Nikki: He's gonna spin the wheel!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ready? Let's see what you get.

[ Wheel clacking ]Give us hope.

Prairie Dog, Mornin' Breath, The Spicy Maria.

-Prairie Dog. -Oh.

[ Audience groans ]

Is that actually a prairie dog y'all put in a blender?

The Prairie Dog is garlic juice, habanero juice,

and ranch dressing.

[ All groan ]

Kane, how does that sound?

-I don't like any of those. -Yeah, that's the idea.

I'm the pickiest eater.

I don't eat anything green. I don't eat salad.

Well, there's nothing green in there.

-Cheers. -Here you go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh! Oh!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh!

How bad was it?

Oh. Oh. You're gonna like it.

Nikki: There he goes! They get the point?

All right. So Team Kane just tied it up.

So I say we head to our next game.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Tonight's gonna be huge.

You're not gonna want to miss it.

We will be right back.

All right. We're not losing -- We're not losing another game.

Nuh-unh.

Coming up on "Barmageddon"...

Don't talk right now!

Take your spanking. Come here.

Miss it! Miss it!

And later...

[ Cheers and applause ]

You have a chance. [ Laughs ]

Oh, you'll never get this.

What?

Sharts! Sharts!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome back to "Barmageddon."

Currently, our teams are tied each with 1 point.

But, hey, you can't go wrong when it's time for King Pong.

[ Cheers and applause ]

So we took the classic ping-pong paddles

and made them king-sized.

Each ball you land in the cup will get you one point.

But if you sink it in the gold cup,

that is 2 points.

And the ponger who paddles the most balls into our cups

in 30 seconds will win.

Now, what do you say? Let's get it on?

[ Cheers and applause ]

Team Blake, you're up first.

Does this paddle make my hands look small?

[ Laughter ]

-Ready? -Knock it outta the park.

Let's go. Whoo!

Oh, come on, come on.

-Come on, Blake! -Come on. This is your bar!

Blake: Oh, I got it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, there's two.

-All right. -Give me a ball.

What just -- What's taking the damn machine so long?

Three!

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, that was in and out!

6, 5, 4...

♪♪

3, 2, 1!

[ Buzzer ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Four, and one in the gold for two points,

total of six, Blake.

Come on. Take your spanking. Come here.

-All right. You ready? -Let's do it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay. That was terrible.

That was terrible. That was terrible.

It's a lot harder than you think.

Carson: You got it. Oh!

There's one. Now you're in.

There's two!

-Oh, no. -Ah, I'm hitting the table.

-Oh, no. -Come on. You got it.

-You got it. -You hit the thing.

♪♪

-Almost, almost. -Oh.

Dude, how are you good at this, man?

You got it. Gold cup, gold cup.

Good shot!

-3, 2... -Oh!

Bounce it. Aww!

How are you good at this?

I noticed the crowd wasn't as into

your performance. I'm just saying.

Kane: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kane had three. 3 points.

All right.[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay. So, at the end of the first round,

Team Kane has 3 points, Team Blake has 6.

Okay. So for the second round,

your paddle has a whole lot of holes in it.

Come on.

And the ping pong launcher

has now been cranked up to 11, so...

Finally, a challenge around here.

[ Laughter ]

Are you left-handed?

I guess so, yeah. Now I am.

Oh, you're not sure.

There you go, yeah. I think you're right-handed.

Come on, Chisa.

Launch it up. Put it up there.

Come on, buddy!

This is what we need, this is what we need.

Nikki: Launch it up a bit.

-Come on. -Come on. You got it.

Come on.

-Yeah! -There's one.

You got it. You got it, Chisa. Come on.

Well, nothing. Okay.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-One. -What am I supposed to do?

Like head-butt it?

We're just trying to make y'all feel like

you have a chance, that's all. -7-3.

Okay, 30 seconds on the clock.

[ Cheers and applause ]

There you go.

Launch it up a bit. There.

Carson: Okay. Come on.

Oh.

There you -- oh!

That's what we need.

-Oh. -...

No swearing, Stefano.

This is a children's show. -Let's go.

I love it!

One more.

Oh, you got one there!

Keep going!

Come on, one more! Get in there!

Oh! Aww.

-You did all right. -Got three.

So after two rounds of King Pong,

Team Kane has 6 points, and Tim Blake has 7.

This is our last round.

We had to make it a little bit more difficult.

One giant hole.

And you're gonna have double ball launchers, too,

on top of the giant hole.

Oh!

Two balls, one hole. What can go wrong?

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Let's go! -He made the first one!

♪♪

Nikki: Oh! Got another one.

-He's so calm. -That's two.

Come on, cowboy.

♪♪

-Oh. -Come on.

Come on, you got it.

-Damn it! -Shoot.

Oh! Come on, Blake, come on!

You look so stupid right now.

I never felt so stupid.

♪♪

-Oh, my God. -It's okay.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

That...is hard.

You got more with that one than you did the last one.

-Yeah. -The bigger the hole,

the better you do. -Here, take it.

Six. Six.

Okay. So, Kane, so you know,

Blake has 13 points, and you have 6.

Yeah, I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this.

[ Laughter ]We're not stressing.

Let's go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, that was the start.

-Yes, sir! -Yes!

♪♪

Oh, you're screwed, Blake.

Oh, no, don't -- don't talk right out.

♪♪

Let's go! Let's go!

What's going on here?!

Ah, don't switch it up on me!

Miss it! Miss it!

Miss it! Miss it!

One more.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Come on, buddy. That was awesome.

Did he beat us? Did he beat us?

Let's count them up.

One. Count with me. Two.

Three, four, five, six, seven, eight...

and 10!

[ Cheers and applause ]

You are the Michael Jordan of stupid games.

So, after our final round, with a score of 15 points,

our winner is Team Kane! -Wow!

[ Cheers and applause ]

And, unfortunately, Team Blake, you lost.

And, well, Blake, you know how this...works.

It's up to my girl to decide what she wants to do here.

She's almost vomited just reading the names.

I'm a pretty lucky person. -But there is hope.

-Hope. -There is hope.

That's what we're going for.

-Spin the wheel. -We're gonna spin the wheel.

Okay. Here we go.

Tiny sliver of hope.

Blake: We're not getting hope. There is no --

Oh, God.

See you later.

You're gonna get yourself some Mornin' Breath.

Carson, tell us what we got. Lookit.

I could smell this when she handed it to me.

That's a lot bigger than ours.Oh, my God.

Hey, we did ours, no complaints.

How's your shot-taking skills?

Have you met me?

You'll gargle and spit, and that is...

Oh, my God. That's like sulfur.

That is garlic juice and mouthwash mixed together.

So, like, gargle it?

30 seconds of gargling.What if I swallow it?

Spit or swallow -- your choice.However you define gargling.

Okay. You ready? We just got to gargle?

Cheers.Like you're at the dentist's office.

Stop talking, Carson.

Well, start gargling, Blake.

All right. Oh!

Yeah, there he is, swishing around.

It's all garlic.

I am so glad we didn't have to do that.

All right, spit it out.That's good. All right.

They got the point. They got the point.

All right. Congratulations, Team Blake.

That gives you a point.

Give them a round of applause, everybody.

They did a good job.[ Cheers and applause ]

So I say we head to our next game.

Don't you go anywhere.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Nikki: We're back with more of America's favorite

bar game competition.

This is "Barmageddon."Carson: Yes, it is.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Whoo!

Okay. Now, after two rounds, the teams are tied.

Each have 2 points.Yeah!

So welcome to our Air Cannon Cornhole Court.

In this game, you are gonna be blasting these air cannons,

and if you get one of your beanbags onto the board,

you will get 1 point.

And if you get it into the hole, that's 3 points.

Too easy.

Y'all ready to play Air Cannon Corn Hole?

I'm ready. I'm ready, Nikki.All right.

Team Kane...Carson: Come on. Let's go.

...you're up.Let's go, Kane. Come on.

Put that corn in that hole.

Here we go.Blake: Huge kickback. Very loud.

I'd be afraid if I was you.

Together: [ Chanting ] Kane. Kane. Kane. Kane.

Kane. Kane.

-Aw! -Aw!

Carson: Just a little left.

My next shot, though -- My next shot.

Now you know. A little more right.

Nikki: All right, Blake.Come on.

Let's go, Blake.Come on, Grandpa!

Together: [ Chanting ] Blake. Blake. Blake. Blake.

Ready for this? Do you hear that?

-Blake. Blake. Blake. Blake. -Shh!

Yeah! Yeah! Oh!

That has to feel pretty damn good.

Get out of here.

That's 3 points. Stefano, you're up.

Come on, man.Come on, Stefano!

Need you, buddy.

Aim a little lower.

-Uh-oh. -Oh, it went right for it.

-Oh! -Oh!

That was premature, man. Nobody likes that.

It's all right. It's all right.

-Chisa. -All right, let's go, let's go.

It's okay. No way she gets this.

Carson: Come on, pink.

♪♪

[ Ding ]

[ Crowd cheering ]

What's up? What's up?

Yeah! What's up?!

She got in the hole.

Chisa!She got 3 points.

Is this the gun you used?

It was not the gun. It was the operator.

It might have been. We're going back down.

Stefano: You got this. Perfect. Perfect.

[ Buzzer, crowd groans ]

Aw!

So, Blake, last shot for the first round.

Come on, Annie Oakley! You got this.

♪♪

[ Ding ]

Oh, he got right on there.Hey!

Nikki: Oh! Hey! But that's 1 point.

All right. So Team Blake now with 7 points.

Team Kane with 0 points.

I hate losing, dude.

Oh, just stop it.It's so wrong.

-I'm so mad right now. -It's so wrong.

Nikki: Let's get right to the second round.

Hit 'em.

-Oh! -Oh!

It's just as hard to watch, man.

[ Groans ] I hate this game.

Don't quit your day job.

Aw, I hate this game.You're one of my all-time favorite artists and one

of my least favorite Barmageddon competitors so far.

The sad thing is, I love corn.

[ Chisa laughs ]

[ Cheers and applause ]Nikki: Blake.

It's all you.Stefano: Nothing. Nothing.

[ Ding ]

Oh, my gosh!

Are you kidding me?

3 points. You are so lucky.

Blake: Come on, Stefano. You have a chance.

Come on. You got to want it.

Put that cob in the hole, buddy. Come on!

[ Crowd groans ]

It wasn't that bad.That was not fair.

Waa, waa, waa.

-Shut up! -Ohh!

-That's okay. That's okay. -Nothing.

We need more power in those guns.

That's okay.

Stefano: Let's go, Kane.Just aim right for the middle.

♪♪

-Oh. -Oh.

[ Crowd groans ]

But if it was over just a little more...

Waa, waa, waa, waa.It's all right. It's all good.

You have hits on the radio. Just not on this.

I feel bad about it, man. You just go.

I'm just passing my turn on to you.

I'll do it. I'll do it.

Come on, Stefani. Let's do it.

All right, Stefano. Let's see.Let's go, Stefani.

All right.If you make it, though, it counts for us.

No, it doesn't.

Come on.

♪♪

[ Ding ]

Oh. That's a point.

Yes!Hey, they got a point.

[ Cheers and applause ]No skunk.

Let's go.Team Kane with 1 point.

And we got Team Blake with 10.Wow.

[ Crowd chanting "Kane! ]Blake: Come on, Kane.

People are burning your records at this point.Come on, Kane.

Make one.

Uh-oh.

♪♪

[ Ding ]

He got it!

Carson: He did it!

He got 3.

Yeah! Man, go!

You're a corn hole champ.

Nikki: The score's 10-4. You got a game.

Serious business around here.

[ Crowd chanting "Blake!" ]

Do it for me one more time.

Yes, you are.

Yes, you -- Come here.

[ Smooches ] Yes, you are.

Here we go. Okay.

Come on!

Oh! Just a little left.

All right. There's a chance.

It's okay.Stefano, you're up.

Don't miss! Don't miss!

You know you really need this point?

I need it.For God's sakes, man.

No pressure.

[ Ding ]

Oh!Like a boss.

Wow.Like a boss.

You got 3 points.Now we're talking.

Let's go!

Okay. Let's go.

Team Kane, you guys now have 7 points,

and, Blake, you guys got 10.

-Come on, Chisa. -Yeah!

Okay, Chisa. One last shot, and you could

seal the win for Team Blake.

Right down Broadway.

Look at the confidence.

Nothing. Nothing.

[ Ding ]

Oh, that's a killer!

Blake: That's what I'm talking about.

13 points.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, after another awesome game of corn hole,

Team Blake is our winner.Mm. Boo.

Thank you.[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you.

Team Kane...

[ Crowd chanting "Wheel!" ]

...you could spin the Wheel of Redemption.

You could tie this game up.

I will confidently spin the wheel then.

-Whoo-hoo-hoo! -Go! Wheel! Wheel!

[ Crowd chanting "Wheel" ]

All right. Give it a rip.

Come on. Come on.

Blake: There is a sliver of hope.

Oh, look at that trickery.Chisa: That was cheating. That was cheating.

He tried to baby it.You lost anyways, bro.

[ Laughs ]

That is The Spicy Maria.

Woman: Ah!

This is a vegan hot wing.

So after you take the first bite,

just let me know how it is.

[ Laughing ] Okay.

It's really spicy?

Carson: It's a Spicy Maria.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]What a man!

[ Laughter ]

You're not so sure.

[ Laughs ]

[ Groans ]

You need to eat something anyway.

Oh, that wasn't a bite. [ Laughs ]

[ Fanfare plays ]

Guess what. They just tied the game, everyone.

[ Cheers and applause ]Yes, they did.

[ Laughs ]

Even more fun coming up.

"Barmageddon" continues after this break.

♪♪

Nikki: This is "Barmageddon," the world's most epic bar game,

where literally anything can happen.

Team Blake and Team Kane,

you both are tied 3 points each for the night.

This game combines the difficulty

of pool with the creativity of doodling.

And you know what we like to call it here? Just the Tip.

Carson: Yes.All right.

So you all will channel your inner artists,

and it's your teammate's job

to guess what the heck it is they are drawing.

I will show them just the tip of a picture,

and every 15 seconds, I'll show them a little bit more.

The team with the most points will be our winner.

Now, Carson, because you have no skin in the game,

you're gonna be helping both Team Blake and Team Kane.

Love it. I'd be honored.

Okay, Blake, you're up first.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I'm ready. Come on.Nikki: Here we go.

Oh, my God.

It's your career. It's going down.

[ Laughter ]

A sunrise. A nipple.

A mountain. Cupcake?

An eclipse.

Come on, Nikki. Give me something!

What the hell is that?

It's a turtle. A dolphin.

Chisa: Carson's hairline.It's a dolphin.

I mean, I know what I would guess.Some sort of mammal in the sea.

It's a vagina. -Clam.

Oh, I know what the -- Damn it!

I wish I'd have....

Fortune cookie....seen it before.

Come on, Chisa. What is it?

-I have no idea. -No way they're gonna get that.

A shoe.A barbecue.

[ Ding ] Yes!

Oh!

Grill. Like a grill. Barbecue.

[ Imitates guitar playing ]

Chisa: I get so excited.What?!

The grates were good. He got the grates right.Nikki: All right.

So Team Blake got that in 44 seconds.

Even better.[ Cheers and applause ]

Bring it, besties! Bring it!

All right. Here we go.

Oh, you'll never get this.

Kane: Oh, my God. What the heck?

Stefano: It's a melon.

It's not a barbecue.

Yes, it is.

Oh, more.

Chisa: I know what it is.

Okay. It's a jail.Blake: Yes.

Like, a sand dollar?

Yes, that's what it is.

Oh, I know. I think I know what it is.

You guys are on the right track. Keep saying it.

What? Prison? Yes.

Cupcake. A muffin.

-Don't listen to Blake. -Chair.

A dentist's chair. Barber chair.

Barber chair.

Kane: Come on, guys.

A pizza oven?

No, it's not a pizza oven.

A lifeguard's chair.

Come on, guys.

I have no idea.

-I'm in the sky. -An explosion.

Can he talk?"I'm in the sky"?

A parachute. Hot-air balloon.

Hot-air balloon. Hot-air balloon.

Hot-air balloon. Yes!

[ Cheers and applause ]

He said, "I'm in the sky.

I'm flying."That there. That counts.

It took you guys 1:14. Ah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

At the end of Round 1, Team Blake, you have 1 point.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You're such a huge help, Carson. Come over here.

Well, I got your stupid grill, didn't I?

[ Laughter ]

Here we go.

Come on, Chisa!

Come on.What do you got? What the...

It's a...It's a castle.

It's a... It's a...

...a Macy's.

A Macy's.

There you go.Chisa: Okay. Oh.

A leprechaun. Is it Yoda? Baby Yoda.

-Yeah! -Okay, is it?

It's a cowboy hat.Just kidding.

That's Yosemite Sam.

A Star of David. Teapot.

Carson: Oh, it's not Yoda.Those are eyeballs.

It's a cowboy.That...

Is it Mickey Mouse? Daffy Duck.

What the [bleep] is that?

An elephant.

No. Guys, guys.

A dickweed.You're close. You're close.

You're really close.It's a cow.

Yes!

-Yeah! -That's a cow?!

Yes!

I'm in, like, shock right now, dude. Come on.

Kane: I still don't see a cow.

And I know it's a cow.You know you've grew up with cows...

when you see that and you say that's a cow.

All right, so you guys got that in 50 seconds.

Fitty? Yeah.

Stefano, you got to beat 50 seconds.

Let's do it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Channel your inner Bob Ross, Stefano, right now.

Happy little pictures.

I got to go faster.

No, you're good. Take your time.

Carson: Accuracy's better.No, you're doing perfect.

That's it. You got it.Nikki: There you go.

A sun? Sunrise.

Look. There's another one,

Lisa Simpson?

[ Laughs ] That's a good guess.

What is that? Sunflower.

Yes, yes. That's it.Sunflower.

-Sunflower. -Come on.

Kane got that in 25 seconds.

That's pretty fast. That's pretty fast.

Let's go. Let's go.

Nikki: So you all know what that means.

Team Kane just tied this game up.

For Round 3, we are raising the stakes and the points

because this round is worth 3 whole points.

Blake: This is winner take all.

Bring it on, Nikki.Here we go.

What in God's name?

Beach.

A wave. -A walkway.

Hair. A garden.

I have no idea what this is yet.A tree or something.

A tree. I wish I did.

A palm tree.

It's got to be a tree.

Or an octopus.Those are roots.

What the hell is that?

I still don't even know what it is.

A jellyfish. Oh.

What the hell is it?A spider.

Stefano: They're struggling.

Nikki: Oh. Look, Blake.

-Oh! -Yes, help him much.

A crab. Yes, yes!

Oh, nice. You got it.

How did you get crab out of that?

I'm a Cancer.I'm a Cancer, too.

Ey!I didn't know it was a crab.

That's so good.

Team Blake got that in 35 seconds.

[ Cheers and applause ]No pressure.

And you guys need a guess in 34 seconds or less to win.

Let's go. -Here we go.

Is it a basketball ball?What is that?

A football. A golf ball.

What is that?A tennis racket.

Chisa: Y'all are not gonna get this.Is it a...

Mountain....a road map?

No, you're so far off.

Blake: Kane, what is it?Is it an ocean scene?

Kane, you're not saying anything.

You're just sitting there. -I'm just looking.

There you go.Stefano: Oh, got it.

Carson, say something.Come on.

Is it a marijuana plant?

Hang on, hang on.

Carson, say --A whale. A whale.

-Yes! -Let's go! Let's go!

He got it.Too easy.

Wait. How was the time?

Yeah!Was that enough time?

So [Clears throat]

That's got to be enough time.

I don't know. It was close.

For 3 points...

and the winner of this game,

because they got 23 seconds --

Team Kane! No!

Team Kane has won. Sorry, Team Blake.

There are no more chances to spin the Wheel of Redemption.

We have one more game for the night.

So you know what that means. Y'all better win.

We can do this, Chisa.I believe in us.

When we get back, we'll treat you all

to a few minutes of Sharts.

Sharts! I love this game.

What a treat.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome back, everyone. Welcome back.

Team Kane is in the lead with 4 wins.

Team Blake has 3, but they could still come back.

You're probably wondering why we're in a bar

and we haven't even played darts yet.

Well, I'm gonna fix that right now.

So we call it Shelton Darts.

Sharts.Right. Sharts.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Behind me, each balloon hides one picture,

and each picture is a clue to a longer phrase.

There are five pictures in a sequence.

You all will take turns throwing darts

to reveal the pictures and solve the phrases.

Okay.All right. Then let's start with Team Kane.

Come on! Let's play this.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Oh!Whoa!

I'll pop every balloon on there if I need to.

Did you want to take a guess at all?

No, we ain't guessing.You're not gonna guess yet.

All right, Blake, you're up.

Chisa: Yes.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Crowd groans ]

Stefano, you're up.

Stef, you know which one to go for.

You got this!

All right!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Now, even though that's not a part of the phrase,

do you want to take a guess?We are not guessing.

-Chisa, you're up. -Chisa.

Go, Chisa.

Come on, Chisa!

-Oh! -Oh!

You got game.All right. Come on, Kane.

Let's see what you got.

[ Crowd groans ]

All right, why did the chicken cross the road?

You didn't pop a balloon. You can't guess.

Blake, you're up. -Don't mess up, Blake!

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yes!

It's the "What came first -- the chicken or the egg?"

No.

No. No! Whoo!

That was a good guess.

...

[ Laughter ]Nikki: Stefano.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-What is that? What is that? -Seriously. What is that?

You guys want to take a guess?No.

Carson: Come on, Chisa.All right.

No pressure.

[ Grunts ]

[ Crowd groans ]

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

All right, Kane. Maybe try to get that block.

Let's go!

-Hold on, hold on. -We're gonna guess.

We're gonna guess.Yeah, we're gonna guess.

Yeah.Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Oh, no.

Yes, that's it!

You got it right!

Yes!

We got Team Kane with 1, Team Blake with 0.

Time for Round 2.

Blake, you're up.Blake: Am I first?

Carson: Yeah, come on.

You got to redeem yourself.

[ Crowd groans ]

[ Laughter ]

All right, Kane. You're up.

♪♪

Whoa!

[ Cheers and applause ]Okay. Good going.

Do you want to take a guess?

We come in peace.

That's not it,

but that's a good guess.Okay. Good guess.

-Oh! -Oh!

Do you want to try a peace-themed guess?

No, I don't think so.

Stefano, you're up.

♪♪

-Oh! -Oh!

What is that?

Is that a paper? Like, a document?

Leave it. We'll leave it.

What is that? A contract?

Chisa: Yeah!All right.

What is that? The Constitution? Like, what isit?

I feel like that might be.

What is that? What do you feel like that might be?

I'm not telling.Nikki: Unh-unh.

Nothing. No.These guys are good.

No. We pass. I don't know.

That middle one.

I don't know, bro.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I'm just gonna say "Rock, Paper, Scissors."

No, it is not "Rock Paper Scissors."Nope.

That's a good guess, though.Stefano: That's a good guess.

That's a great guess.Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

They're telling me in my ear right now --

That was a terrible guess.

That's what it -- Yeah.Kane: No, no.

What is in your ear? What is in your ear?

No. All right, Chisa. You're up.

Nice!

What do you guys think?

Having paper to blow.

Like, you know, like, money.

That is not correct.That is not correct.

That was a good guess.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. They're saying in my ear.

You don't have anything in your ear.

They're still saying that was a really good guess.

They didn't. They did not say that.

-All right, Stefano. -Don't miss!

♪♪

-Oh! -You guys are good at the darts.

We're not gonna guess.Yeah.

No guess. All right.

All right, let's bring it home, Blake. Let's go.

Ready for this, Nikki? Carson, you ready?

Have you hit one yet?Yes, I've hit one. Shut up.

[ Laughter ]

Let's see if he can do it again.

[ Crowd groans ]

It was so close, though.

Man: Waa waa.

-Oh! -Ah!

No guess? Chisa, you're up.

[ Grunts ]

-Oh! -Just missed it.

That's all right.

Whoa!

It was a bad shot.

What would start with paper?

Because I kind of want to go over there.

Who are you talking to?

The producers. I'm cheating.

Okay.What are you talking about?

I have -- Wait a minute. What?You don't have an earpiece.

No, I know. Carson's an asshole. I got it.

He is an asshole. Yes.

♪♪

Chisa: All right!

Oh, double.

I mean, we're still in the same boat.

Blake?

He's thinking.He's thinking. That's good.

This is the most he's ever thought in his life.

She's spinning. That's what she's doing.

Chisa: It looks like blowing.

Is she blowing?

[ Laughter ]

Carson clearly invented this game.

Nikki: All right, Kane, you're up.

All right, which one, guys? Which one?

Top. Top.

Carson: Come on, Kane.

There is one clue left. You can win this.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

You got to get the top.

-Top? Top one? -Top.

All right.Come on, Kane.

♪♪

Yes!

Okay. Wait, wait, wait.

We got -- We got to talk about it.

We should guess.

Oh, perfect.

Got it?

They know it. I know. I'm not gonna lie to you.

Just look. Look real hard.

Don't go telling them. No cheating.

-Three papers. -Three papers to...

To blow. No. No.

Three -- Three papers...

Three papers --Wait.

Wait, wait, wait. I got it. I got it.

Go. No, you say it.

No, you say it. I'll say it?

Say it. Go.

Three sheets to the wind.

That is it!

That is right.You got it.

Well, that's not even what I thought it was.

I thought it was "three-part harmony."

[ Cheers and applause ]

So, at the end of Round 2, Team Kane took the win,

which means we officially have

a new champion of Barmageddon tonight,

and this is Team Kane!

Carson: Team Kane!

Yes! Let's hear it!

Team Kane won!

Blake lost.

You're a worthy opponent.

Sorry you guys lost.

Good game, Stefani.

Nikki: So...

Kane, do you have -- Do you have any words

as a new champion?

Blake, thanks for having me. This was really fun. I liked it.

-You're welcome. -Thanks for being here.

Thanks for beating me in my own house.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Aww.

Nice.

All right, so, Stefano,

last time you got the shaft when you went fishing.

So you know what you just won?

A brand-new fish pole.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's a fine line.

Thank you. Thank you.

That's a nice rod right there.

[ Laughs ]

And, Kane, this is a very special award here.

You just won the Barmageddon Cappy, mister.

[ Cheers and applause ]Carson: Oh, my God.

I stand for the Cappy.

That's right.I stand for the Cappy.

That's solid gold, man.

Yes, it is. Hurt your neck?

-It's heavy. -It's heavy. Yeah.

Thank you so much, Team Blake.

You both did so well tonight.

Chisa, thank you for being here.

Thank you, Nashville. You all were so fun tonight.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yes.

And, Blake, can you take us away?

♪♪

♪ Some people claim that there's a woman to blame ♪

♪ But I know

♪♪

♪ It's nobody's fault

Do it again. Come on.

♪ Some people claim that there's a woman to blame ♪

♪ But I know

♪♪

♪ It's Kane Brown's fault

Yeah.

That's it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Woman: Yeah!

♪♪

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