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[music]

[door opening]

[door closing]

[birds chirping]

[knocking]

Hi.

You must be Leslie.

Um, yes, who are you?

I'm Jonah's dad.

-Oh, um... -Yeah!

Jonah never mentioned that he lived with his dad.

He likes to be discreet.

Okay.

I mean, who'd wanna tell..

a girl you tried to date that they're gonna live with your dad, right?

-Yeah, that makes sense. -Great.

Why don't you come in while you wait for Jonah?

Um...

Uh, it's okay.

I can just wait outside, it's no problem.

I'm sure he's almost done.

Look...

a beautiful girl like you...

waiting outside alone.

Don't be ridiculous, just come in.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure, you can wait in the living room.

Okay.

Come in.

Right this way.

So...

this is where you and Jonah live?

Yeah, uh...

it's a little...

It's a little bit chaotic since, uh,

his mom left us.

Oh, yeah! I remember him telling me that.

-Yeah, yeah. -It's sad but

I don't remember him telling me about...

living with his dad.

Well...

He just likes to be this guy.

I mean who'd wanna tell a girl they're about to date...

first thing, their dad, you know.

Yeah, that makes sense.

It makes sense.

-Um... -So, I'm...

I'm actually really excited to meet him.

It's, you know, been a long time that we've been texting back and forth.

-And you know it just... -Yeah!

It feels great to know that there's a 21-year-old

like me who's mature enough.

-And understands you, right? -Yes!

-Yes, yes, yes. -Understanding each other and...

From the beginning just...

-just click, you know? -Clicks, clicks.

-Yeah! -Clicks, that's right.

Here, you want some?

-Sure. -You can never be safe enough.

All those germs and stuff like that.

Okay.

But I, I, I totally understand what you mean.

You know like, Jonah is very mature for his...

-age. -Yeah!

And, um...

It's...

[Leslie] It's refreshing.

He's very lucky that he found you.

[Leslie] Yeah!

Thank you.

-Yes! -Things like this.

And, um...

Yeah, um...

So you think, uh...

Um, like...

You really like him...

for what...

he wrote on the internet?

Um, yeah.

I mean, you know, his words were very sweet,

and we just clicked from the beginning.

We laughed a lot and...

-Yeah! -You know, send each other pictures.

-Um, you want some? -Um...

I'm okay with that.

-Thank you. -Okay.

-Yeah. Thank you. -Okay.

You know... soft lips are good.

-Yeah, yeah. -For kissing.

-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah!

I have to get my own.

-Um... -Yeah!

Yes, I'll just...

wait here.

Yeah, he should be, he should be there soon.

Yeah, um, you wanna have a seat?

Sure, um...

-Okay. -Right here.

Um...

So I don't see any, um...

I don't see any family pictures around.

Yeah, we, we like to keep it sterile.

-Yeah! -Less distraction.

You know, less dis, less distractions.

Um...

-Okay. -Yeah!

He even told me, uh, that your new hairstyle,

and I have to agree.

It looks absolutely beautiful.

He told you about that?

Nice.

Yeah.

We talk a lot, you know?

[both chuckle]

Okay, that's, it's all good.

[Leslie] Yeah, I even wore this outfit for him.

[Leslie] He loves the...

-[Leslie] flowers-- Yeah! -Flowers that are blue, right?

-Yeah! -Yes!

Blue is my favorite color too.

Oh, so you guys have lots in common.

Yes, we, we, we have.

But...

[sighs]

-let's come back one more time, you know? -Yeah!

Isn't it, uh...

amazing, you know, like with all this technology we have these days.

You know, like you can find somebody on the internet if you,

-if you click on something. -Yeah!

-Yeah! -That is a perfect match for you.

[Leslie] Yes.

-I, you know, from the very beginning -Right?

It was just like I said, very sweet and very funny.

And just, we clicked then--

Intellectual.

Yes.

So you think, uh...

-I think... -Jonah and you...

Yeah, I definitely would love to pursue something with him.

Yes.

-Really? -Yeah.

-Okay. -Um...

Okay. So, I think I'm just gonna him a text

tell him that I'm here.

I don't think that that is necessary.

I mean, isn't this the same house?

Um, it's okay.

I don't really hear anything so I'll just text him real quick,

tell him that I'm here, you know?

[chuckles nervously]

No worries.

Okay, sent.

[phone dings]

Um, why did your phone ring?

Is that Jonah's phone?

You know, this is fucking weird.

I'm just gonna head out.

Hold on.

-I can explain. -Who, what is this?

It...

I know it sounds totally ridiculous right now.

Yes.

-No. -It's, it's not Jonah's phone.

It's my phone.

-It's your phone? -Jonah and me are the same person.

-Wait, what is going on here? -Yes, I cat fished you, I'm sorry.

-I catfished you, it was a mistake. -This is...

Wait, you catfished me?

So you're supposed to be Jonah?

-No, no, no. -Uh, Jonah is me.

I'm gonna, can I...

Look, look, let me, let me explain.

-Let's just calm down for a moment. -Wait.

Calm down?

-Yes! -You're not....

You're not who I thought you were.

This, this is just fucking weird.

Can I...

-I just wanna go please. -Look, look.

Let's just... take a step back...

and work out the situation.

All those nights we were texting together...

and all that kind of stuff.

Did you feel a connection?

I mean there's definitely something but...

-you-- -so you felt the connection, right?

-Yeah, but with Jonah, not-- -You felt, you felt the part that

we clicked.

You felt... understood.

You felt, uh...

being desired by this person.

-But-- -Yes you thought it was Jonah,

but in the end it was me.

-But I thought also that we, uh-- -But you lied at the end.

-It was, it was bending the truth. -You're, you're so much older.

I, I, it's I've never done that.

It's weird.

I just...

Look, you need to answer a few quick questions.

Why are you here?

Alright, why, why are you here?

Answer.

Answer me the question.

Why are you here?

Because I wanted to meet Jonah

-and I wanted-- -No, no, no.

Don't speak about Jonah.

Why are you here?

To meet the guy I was texting.

We had a great connection and it was--

Exactly. This is all you have to focus on.

Because, because I am the person who was texting you.

Do you understand?

It's like Jonah was the name that you thought you're gonna meet.

The age is just a number, right?

So, so the reason you're here is the connection.

The click.

Like you said before.

-You said before, you said it's the click. -I...

Same color, right?

You love blue flowers.

I love it too.

Look, I like blue.

There's a connection.

You're here because you want it.

I just...

I just can't believe it, I'm...

[sighs]

Look...

Okay, fine.

I admit...

it was wrong for me.

That was a mistake.

I should have never lied to you, I shouldn't have done it.

And, uh...

You can go.

But if this is really what you want...

just go.

[sighs]

You know...

You're, you're right, you're right.

There was a connection for sure.

I...

Sorry, this is just all so shocking.

You know, if you're really the guy I was talking to, then...

Why, you know, why not...

give it a shot, you know?

Hey, you don't, it's okay.

You can, you don't need this.

Um...

just okay.

I mean, you're right.

I'm sorry I overreacted a little bit.

I just, you know, I don't like lying and...

I felt like if you would've told me from the beginning,

it would have been, you know, easier and...

smoother.

I just, I'm just shocked.

And, you know, from the entrance, you're very sweet, and...

you know, there was a connection that I kind of felt, you're easy to talk to, so...

I'm here.

might as well just give it at least

a little bit of hours and see where it goes.

So...

I mean all the stuff from texting, right?

Yeah, the stuff and...

-you're, you know, telling me all the things -The things I can do to you.

you're doing to me and...

I feel like I could give it a try.

You know?

[Leslie chuckles]

So, um...

Are you gonna show me...

what you were texting me about?

[Leslie chuckles]

[moans softly]

Yeah!

Uh huh!

[Leslie chuckles]

Yeah!

Oh, wow!

Oh, that's so good.

[Leslie] Uh huh!

Oh, you actually know what you're doing.

[moans softly]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Wow! That's actually really good.

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Oh, fuck!

[moans softly]

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Yeah!

[moans softly]

[kissing]

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie] Yeah!

[moans softly]

-Oh, it is wrapped. -Yeah!

Or I could just split it.

That's okay.

Split all of them.

[Leslie chuckles]

-Yes! -Yes, right there.

[Leslie moaning]

Wow!

[moans softly]

[Leslie chuckles]

Wow!

[Leslie chuckles]

Yes!

Oh, god! It's so big.

-[groaning] -[moans softly]

Yeah!

-Yeah! -[indistinct mumble]

And the socks.

[indistinct mumble]

Mm hmm.

I do.

[moans softly]

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Fuck!

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie] Oh, I've never had a cock this big.

I remember how much you love it...

whenever your balls are sucked.

Yes, I do.

You remember?

Yeah, you told me that.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Yes!

Oh, yes!

-Stroke it. -Yeah?

Just like that.

[moaning, heavy breathing]

[slobbering]

[gagging]

[Leslie groaning]

[Leslie chuckles]

[kissing]

Mm hmm.

[moans softly]

[Leslie moaning]

-Oh, fuck! -[Leslie] Oh, fuck!

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Oh, it's so big.

[moans softly]

[kissing]

[Leslie moaning]

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie moaning]

[kissing]

[fast breathing]

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Yes!

Yeah, yes, yes.

Oh, my god!

[Leslie] Yes, yes.

[Leslie] Oh, fuck, yes!

[heavy breathing]

Oh, that's so good.

It's so...

fucking deep.

Yeah!

Yeah!

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, my god!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[fast breathing]

[Leslie] Yes, yes.

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Oh, god!

[Leslie] It's so deep.

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, kiss me.

Yeah!

Yeah!

[Leslie groaning]

Yeah!

[moans softly]

Yes!

Yeah!

[Leslie moaning]

Fuck, yes!

[Leslie moaning]

[kissing]

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Oh, my god! You are probably the best...

person I've ever been with so far.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, that feels so good.

Yeah!

That's it, just go a little deeper in that pussy.

Oh, god!

[moans softly]

Yes!

Yes, just like that.

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

Yes!

Oh, my...

Yes, please.

Yes, yes, yes.

[heavy breathing]

Fuck!

-Yes! -Yes, yes, yes, yes.

-[Leslie moaning] -[heavy breathing]

Yes!

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

[Leslie] Yes!

[Leslie moaning]

-Uh huh! -Yeah!

-Yeah! -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god! It's so fucking deep.

[ragged breathing]

Oh, my god!

[heavy breathing]

[moans softly]

-Yeah! -Yeah, yeah.

[moans softly]

Fuck, yes!

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Oh, my god!

[Leslie] That feels so good on my clit.

Oh, you weren't lying when you told me you'd make my legs shake.

[moans softly]

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

Oh, my god!

[heavy breathing]

Oh, it's so good.

Uh huh!

Does my pussy look better in person?

-It looks good. -[Leslie] Yeah?

Yeah?

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Oh, that feels amazing.

[Leslie] Yes!

[moans softly]

[Leslie] Yes!

So tight.

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[moans softly]

-Oh, yes! Just like that. -Yes!

-That's right. -Oh, my god!

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Oh, it's getting so fucking deep.

[Leslie] Yes!

[Leslie moaning]

-Yes! -[Leslie] Yes!

[moans softly]

[indistinct mumble]

[Leslie] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes!

[Leslie groaning]

Oh, my god!

[Leslie moaning]

Yes, yes, yes.

[hard moaning]

Yes!

[both groaning]

-Yes! -Oh, no.

Oh, my god!

Oh, please.

[heavy breathing]

-Yes! -Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah! -Yeah, fuck me just like how you were

gonna fuck me.

Yeah, fuck me more rough.

-Yeah! -Yeah!

I've been dying for this fucking dick.

[Leslie] Oh, my god!

[Leslie] Yes!

[Leslie moaning]

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie] Yes!

[heavy breathing]

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, my god!

Yeah, yeah.

-Oh, that just feels so good. -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[moaning and gasping]

[Leslie] Oh, it's so good.

[loud moaning and gasping]

[Leslie] Oh, fuck!

That's so fucking good.

[Leslie moaning]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my god!

[Leslie moaning]

[heavy breathing]

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

[Leslie] Oh, my god!

[Leslie] Oh, my god!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie moaning]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[heavy breathing]

Oh, fuck, yes!

Oh, god!

You're gonna make me cum like that.

[moaning and gasping]

[Leslie] Yes!

[Leslie moaning]

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Leslie moaning]

[panting]

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Yeah, yeah.

[moans softly]

Yeah, yeah.

[hard moaning]

[heavy breathing]

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah!

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie] Wow!

Oh, my god! My pussy is so fucking wet.

Yeah, stay just like that.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh huh!

Yeah!

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Yes!

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, my god!

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie moaning]

[heavy breathing]

[kissing]

[Leslie] Mm hmm.

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

[heavy breathing]

Yes!

Yes!

[moans softly]

Yeah, just...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[heavy breathing]

That was going so fucking deep.

Yes!

Uh huh!

Uh huh!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah, right there.

Yeah, just like that.

Holy shit!

Oh, fuck! I'm gonna cum.

Yes!

Yes!

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[hard moaning]

Oh, fuck!

I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum.

[hard moaning]

Fuck, yes!

Oh, my god!

Oh, it's sensitive.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

[Leslie groaning]

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Yeah!

Give it to me, just like that.

Oh, my god!

[heavy breathing]

[heavy breathing] Mm hmm.

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Leslie moaning]

[heavy breathing]

Yes!

Oh, my god!

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[moans softly]

Yeah!

Yeah, let me suck it.

Yeah, yeah.

Open your mouth.

-You wanna suck it? -Yeah, I wanna fucking suck it.

You want to suck it?

Mm hmm.

Yeah.

[Leslie] Yeah.

[Leslie] Yeah, lay right there.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

[Leslie moaning]

Yeah!

Yes!

Mm hmm.

Fuck! That's so good.

Yes!

[gagging]

-Oh, my god! Oh, my god! -Yeah!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

God! That's amazing.

[sucking and slurping]

Yeah!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[moans softly]

Fuck!

Yes!

Just like that.

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

Yes!

[moaning]

[Leslie] Yes!

[Leslie moaning]

Fuck, yeah! Fuck me just like that.

Wow! This is so fucking good.

Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Yes, yes.

[Leslie] Yes!

[Leslie] Oh, god!

[Leslie] Fuck!

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, my god! That's fucking deep.

[Leslie] Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah.

[heavy breathing]

[moans softly]

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

Yes!

-[Leslie] Oh, yeah! -Yeah!

Yeah!

Fuck!

Yeah!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[heavy breathing]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Just like that.

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, I can feel it all the way in my fucking stomach.

Yes!

Wow! It's so fucking good.

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie moaning]

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

[heavy breathing]

Oh, yes!

Yeah, like that.

Oh, yes!

So fucking wet for you.

[moans softly]

[Leslie] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[moans softly]

Yeah!

Oh, my...

[Leslie] god!

[Leslie] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

[moans softly]

[moaning louder]

[Leslie] Fuck!

-[Leslie] Yeah! -Oh, yeah!

-[Leslie] Yes! -Lie down for me.

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

[moans softly]

[Leslie] Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[Leslie] Oh, yeah!

[Leslie] Yes!

-Yes! -[Leslie] Yes!

[moans softly]

[Leslie] Wow!

[Leslie] Yes!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Yeah, keep fucking me just like that.

[gasps]

[moaning]

[Leslie] Yeah!

[indistinct mumble]

[moans softly]

Uh huh!

Uh huh!

Yeah!

[Leslie] Oh, my god! You're stretching this pussy out so much.

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning louder]

Oh, fuck!

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Oh, my god! It's so fucking good.

[Leslie] Yes!

[Leslie] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Leslie] Oh, fuck!

[Leslie] Yes!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Yes!

Yes! Go fucking in there.

Yeah!

Oh, shit!

Yes!

Mm hmm.

[Leslie moaning and gasping]

Yes!

[heavy breathing]

Yeah!

[Leslie moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[Leslie moaning]

Yes!

[Leslie] Fuck!

Yeah!

Yeah!

[Leslie] I wanna cum.

[Leslie] Oh, yes!

[Leslie] Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

-Yes! -Oh, god!

Feels so good.

Yes, yes.

Yeah!

Yes, yes, yes.

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Fuck! That's so fucking good.

[Leslie] Yeah, just like that.

[Leslie] Oh, fuck!

[Leslie moaning and gasping]

Yes, yes.

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

[heavy breathing]

Yeah!

Yeah!

Put it back in.

Put it back in.

[Leslie groaning]

Yes!

So good.

Oh, my god! This is the best date I've ever had.

Yeah!

Oh, yes!

[moaning softly]

[kissing]

[Leslie] Yes!

[panting]

[Leslie] Oh, my god!

[Leslie] Yeah, you're gonna make me fucking cum again.

[Leslie moaning loudly]

[hard moaning]

Fuck! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.

[moaning and gasping]

Yes! Right there, right there, right there.

[hard moaning]

Wow!

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

[grunts]

[heavy breathing]

Wow!

Yes!

Fuck!

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Uh huh!

[Leslie] Fuck!

Yeah!

[heavy breathing]

[Leslie moaning]

[Leslie] Yeah!

[Leslie] Your...

[Leslie] fucking...

dick is so fucking good.

I've never...

-Oh, I'm cumming. -Yeah!

[groaning]

Oh, it's so good.

Yes!

Mm hmm.

Yes!

-Yeah! -Oh, my god!

That was...

better than I expected.

[panting]

Yes, it was.

It was good knowing each other.

[Leslie] Yeah!

You know...

I think this can become like a real thing.

You know?

What the?

I think it could definitely be a real thing.

Yeah! We should make an appointment, you know, with your parents,

go for dinner with them and all that kind of stuff and all your friends.

-Yeah! -Okay, come here.

That was amazing, thank you.

[Leslie] You're welcome.

[Leslie] Don't lie to me anymore.

I promise.

Okay.

Let me get dressed.

Mhm.

Can I get you something to drink?

I would love that.

Mm hmm.

You like orange juice?

Yeah.

An art show?

I didn't get invited to an art show.

Oh, my god! Another one?

[gasps]

Oh, god!

I'm not the only one.

[sighs]

Fuck!

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