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Nanbuhai University

Qi Men Dun Jia is one of the forms of divination from ancient China.

Along with Tai Yi Shen Shu and Da Liu Ren,

it is one of the three predictive arts in China.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

Why aren't you taking this class seriously?

Well, isn't this lecture boring?

Well, I do think this is more interesting.

Want to see?

That's...

On the night of a full moon,

two people lucky enough to see the naked man leaping across the sky

will live happily ever after, they say.

It's all the rage right now.

What?! You've gotta be kidding...

I'm sure everyone would be disappointed to learn

that this naked man was you.

Wh-What do you mean?

That the naked man who's supposed to fulfill their love

was actually a virgin.

Damn it...

Hey, Soran.

We're going to the net café, if you want to come along... er...

Looks like he's asleep.

Should we wake him up?

Nah, leave him.

Don't you think he's been acting kinda suspicious?

Hey! He'll hear you.

It's fine.

It's better not to hang out with suspicious characters like him.

Let's go.

Hey, wait a sec.

Man... Everything sucks.

You have 1 new greeting message.

A friend request?

Aw, how nice of someone to say "hi" to me.

I wonder who it is.

Ryuu Kenken

Seriously?

She's cute... She's super cute!

Judging from this picture, she'd be over 80 points in real life.

All right, accepted.

Kenken would like to be added to your me chatalk contacts. Kenken-san has been added to your me chatalk contacts. Let's chat with them!

Kenken

Kenken would like to be added to your me chatalk contacts. Kenken-san has been added to your me chatalk contacts. Let's chat with them! Are you Chou Soran-senpai?

Are you Chou Soran-senpai?

Yeah. Who might you be?

Are you Chou Soran-senpai? I'm Kenken. I'm an underclassman at your college~^^

I'm Kenken. I'm an underclassman at your college~^^

Yeah. Who might you be? Oh, really? So why the sudden message?

Huh? Wait, does this mean...

Yeah. Who might you be? Oh, really? So why the sudden message?

I'm Kenken. I'm an underclassman at your college~^^ Would you mind meeting with me?

Is she asking me out?

Yeah. Who might you be? Oh, really? So why the sudden message? When?

I'm Kenken. I'm an underclassman at your college~^^ Would you mind meeting with me? Would you be available tomorrow after school?

Oh, really? So why the sudden message? When? Sure, that's fine.

Would you mind meeting with me? Would you be available tomorrow after school? Then let's meet tomorrow at 7PM in front of the café near school.

Soran...

When? Sure, that's fine. Okay, sure.

You're probably thinking that your luck

is so bad lately that nothing is going right, aren't you?

No, not really...

You shouldn't lie.

You're always frowning, so I can see right through you.

Everyone's fate is determined by the heavens, and you cannot change that.

However, luck is different.

What do you mean?

Luck goes up and down like waves.

Just like this line.

Though no one knows just how high or low this line might go next.

So when you feel unlucky or like nothing's going your way, you must persevere.

When the line goes down, it'll eventually come back up, for sure.

When your luck is bad, it just means that there's good luck to come.

It's just like Gramps said.

Everything's been really crappy lately, but...

Are things finally looking up for me?

Maybe I'll finally be able to graduate from being a DT tomorrow!

I'm gonna do my best tomorrow!

Nanbuhai University

There's someone I'd like you to meet tonight.

Huh?

U-Um... Actually, Houhou-sama, that's...

Oh, sorry! I meant "Master."

I'm terribly sorry, but I have something very important to do tonight...

I'll be calling you.

Sh-She completely ignored me...

Turning off phone

Like I'd wait for your phone call, stupid!

I'm sure it's nothing good anyway.

Like I have time for that.

What should I do? What's going to happen today?

Whoa, don't freak out, Chou Soran! It's just a date.

I really shouldn't overthink this.

We're just going out to dinner.

Not to mention, you don't usually go all the way when you've

just met someone, do you?

Good evening, Chou-senpai.

Did you wait long?

My first date in my nineteen years of life!

She's so cute up close!

She's way, way cuter than her picture!

Is something the matter?

Ah, no, it's nothing...

Are you familiar with this area, Chou-senpai?

Well, yeah. It's close to school, so...

I come out here to eat a lot.

There are some pretty good places.

Then will you take me to a place that you recommend?

Of course.

I'm not very familiar with the area.

Huh? You go to Nan-U, right?

You don't eat around here?

Huh? Y-Yes, I go to Nan-U.

But I'm usually holed up at home,

and I don't have many friends, so no one ever invites me out.

I see...

All right! She seems to have a great personality, too, so this is great!

Why don't we get going, then? I'm starving.

S-Sure... What do you want to eat?

I'll leave that to you.

If it's food that you like, I'm sure that I'll like it, too!

Let's hurry up and go.

Really? Then is a restaurant that's nearby okay?

Sure!

The food's great, so look forward to it.

The phone number you have dialed cannot be reached...

It sounds like you were abandoned.

He's right here.

Oh? You can tell where he is?

Did you forget that all of our

cell phones have been altered by our tech division?

Ah, that's right.

Go.

Huh? Where?

To where he is.

Eh, we don't have to worry about it today.

I'm sure he had something important to do.

There's no way he has anything important to do.

If he does, it just means he needs my discipline.

What the hell did Jo Yon tell you?

You don't say that you're going to discipline an adult.

Hey, are you listening?

So good!

Wow! This place really is good.

You eat quite a bit, don't you?

Well, it's been ages since I had food this good, so I couldn't help myself.

When you're alone in your room, all there really is to do is eat.

True... By the way, we've never met at school, right?

Like I just said, I don't go out much.

Not to mention, I don't stand out much, right?

Huh? I wouldn't say that...

But... I've been curious about you for a while, Senpai.

I passed by you at school,

and you've been on my mind ever since.

Anyway, I'm glad I got to talk to you today like this.

I'm glad I worked up the courage to send you a message.

Listen, Kenken. I...

Is something wrong?

Huh? You're turning red.

R-Really? It's been a while since I've been on a date with such a cute girl.

Oh, Senpai. You're such a flatterer.

Come on, let's eat.

I'm so full.

I-I guess I should head back to my dorm.

Huh? But the curfew for the dorms passed a while ago.

Would you like to come to my place?

I have an apartment nearby...

Y-Y-Y-Your place?!

Y-You live here?

I don't have any money since I'm a student,

so I can only live where the rent is cheap.

But it's surprisingly clean inside.

Come on, let's hurry up and go in, Senpai.

Seriously?!

Seriously?

Senpai, you're so stiff.

Wh-What is?

Could it be that this is your first time?

Oh, no, no, no...

Do you know what you're saying?

Of course it's not!

I-I'm the pervy prince of Nan-U, you know...

I see...

My prince.

Ow! Something just stung me!

Ow...

Don't worry about that.

My prince... You're so cute.

Chou Soran, you've been waiting for this moment for almost twenty years!

There's finally a girl who likes me!

Senpai, wh-what's wrong?

Stay away!

Why did you try to get close to me?

There's no particular reason.

I just wanted to get closer to you, Senpai.

What's wrong?

Don't lie to me!

You don't want to get close to me at all!

I can't tell you how, but I just know, okay?!

Could it be that you...

How sad for you to have a seal like that.

The bug venom I planted in your neck

should start working any moment,

so I don't have any more time to play around.

Huh?

They're...

zombies!

You're the one who attacked me in the graveyard?!

Seriously, though, shougong sha?

So only someone who truly loves you can touch your seal, huh?

I heard about shougong sha long ago, but to think it actually exists...

You really have no luck at all.

I must discipline him as my servant.

What the hell do you want with me?

You're easier than I thought you'd be.

Who falls for such a simple trap in this day and age?

You really are entertaining.

But seriously... Shougong sha?

Is she another outsider like that bitch?

So funny.

If you're an outsider...

Huh? What?

If you're an outsider, then I won't hold back.

Don't think that I'm scared just because you outnumber me!

You want to fight? Don't bother.

What?

See? You can't use your kinkou, can you?

Did that thing earlier...

Yes, you little fool.

Wh-What are you gonna do with me?

Do it.

Get away from me!

Stop it! What the hell are you doing?!

Let go of me!

Sorry, Senpai.

Are you the one who stole my grandfather's body, too?!

I was only doing what I was asked to, so don't get so mad at me.

You'll be seeing

your grandfather soon anyway.

What's the matter?

He's moving, and really quickly.

What?

He's probably in a car.

What? Where is he headed?

The outskirts.

He was probably kidnapped, then.

By who?

It seems the Zensei guys have appeared in Z City recently.

Did you already forget...

about the zombies you defeated?

Which means...

They're definitely the ones who stole Chou Shakurin's body.

So a Zensei sorcerer.

Exactly. Don't let down your guard, Houhou.

This time, our enemies won't be so easy.

Really? Then hurry up and get here.

We're waiting at the usual spot.

Got it.

Jeez... How boring.

Nee-chan,

apparently that xiangxi ganshi practitioner caught Chou Soran.

So she was more useful than I thought.

She'll bring him here soon.

Really?

Then we'll have to go welcome him.

Jeez, Nee-chan, you have no patience.

See? I brought you Chou Soran, just as I promised.

Now I'm going to have you accept me into Zensei, as you promised!

Magnificent.

Huh?

Congratulations. Starting today, you're one of us in Zensei.

I'm very happy to welcome a new xiangxi ganshi practitioner.

Huh? Wha? Wait, that's it?

Yeah.

Isn't there some kind of ritual?

Nope.

Isn't there some, like, team item or maybe a tattoo?

This isn't a game, so there has to be something!

Nope, nothing. That stuff is just a hassle.

What? You're kidding. Seriously?

A-Are you sure you're not lying?

I already told you. You're a part of Zensei now.

I can't say I feel very welcomed...

Can I ask you something?

You've been bugging us forever about wanting to join Zensei,

but do you even know what kind of organization we are?

I heard that there weren't really any rules,

and everyone was using their powers as they pleased.

And that everyone is very unique and cool and does whatever they want.

Well, when you put it that way, I guess I can't really argue.

We don't have any rules.

So if you say you're a member of Zensei,

you're already a part of Zensei.

What? So everything you guys made me do was pointless?

You were just messing with me?!

Don't worry about the little things.

You're one of us now.

I won't forgive you next time!

Now...

Damn you! What the hell are you doing?!

There's nothing to be scared of...

H-Hey... Don't touch me...

You truly are amazing.

Wh-What is?

You're definitely Chou Shakurin's grandson.

How wonderful.

Y-You're...

Even though you're tied up, I can feel tremendous power from you.

It's perfect! You're overflowing so much!

You look absolutely delicious.

D-Don't touch me!

S-Stop!

It didn't hurt. How? Why?

Could this woman seriously...

H-Hey, what is she doing?

Nee-chan, are you gonna do that right now?

At least wait until I finish what I need to do.

You can do whatever you want after that.

All right?

Jeez... Hurry it up, then.

Okay, let's get started.

What the hell are you trying to do?!

Jeez, you're so noisy.

We're looking for something.

I don't have anything!

It's your grandpa's legacy.

Legacy? Grandpa's? I don't know anything about that!

Set me free!

Shut up already.

No one's asking what you think.

Jeez, you're annoying.

Wha...

I could care less what you think.

Also, I haven't introduced myself yet, have I?

I'm Ro Ryou of Zensei.

I can make direct inquiries to people's souls.

Wh-What the...

Stop screaming.

It's not like I'm going to completely rip your soul out.

I just need the part that governs your memories.

Stop!

Does it hurt?

I'll just go ahead and rip out all of your memories, then.

Who's there?!

Jo San-kun and Fuu Houhou!

H-Houhou-sama! Er, I mean, Master! Save me!

Zensei's rookie, Ro Ryou, and Natsuna are there, too.

Houhou, this might be a bit troublesome with just the two of us.

It's okay. I'll...

defeat them all.

Episode 3 "Lie"

It was Houhou and Jo San that came to save Soran.

As Soran is tossed about between the two organizations,

he finally steps into the world of the outsiders.

Next Time Episode 4 "Chaos"

Next time on Hitorinoshita - The Outcast,

"Chaos."