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...look already dawned.

The birds are already singing

the moon is already set.

- Let him blow! - Make a wish, my love.

- Eh! - Bravo!

¡Sóplale well!

It's! Yes, check it out!

Ya, ya.

No, it's cheating!

The candles are from the devil, they never go out.

The candles go out if you are sure of what you are asking for.

But what you are not saved from is the bite.

Yeah! Bite bite!

-No no.

¡Bravo!

- No, sit down! - No, my son!

¡Wow!

Great!

- Let's see if you can listen to him. - Leave it there.

-Breast.

Hour.

-What happened?

Hmm, how weird.

Yes, you always come up with some excuse.

-Go on now.

That dude will never change.

- It's your dad, Chava. - That's why I say it.

If you don't miss the plane, a truck will cross you.

¡Mmm! Chance and es afrodisiaca.

- I told you to stop. - Oh, what a character.

That's why I say that you wouldn't like a girlfriend at all.

Did you like the gift?

-Ey.

Hello, Chava.

- What's up, friend, how are you? - Good.

- What fart, and this? - We are four months old today.

- right loveshi? - Yes my love.

There they go again. Do not count money in front of the poor.

What's wrong with it? There you have Chava.

Now that everything about sexual diversity is fashionable.

No no no. I respect, I respect.

But mine, mine dude, are women.

-This guy, -And I refer to the tests.

What evidence, dude? If so cool, let's do this.

By the end of the year you have to get a girlfriend.

No, no, is it a challenge?

- Yes. - Go.

- And you, Chava? - You fit in too, don't you, dude?

Chava wants a girlfriend!

Chava wants a girlfriend!

Chava wants a girlfriend!

-Okay, okay, yeah. Let's go to class.

This is the last theme that comes in next week's partial.

I remind you that it is an important percentage of the final grade.

No, teacher, no.

Silence silence. Let's see, who can remember me

the difference between function and equation?

What did we say about those gadgets?

Save them please. All.

- Ramon. - Teacher.

Yes, I know, but it's just...

Well, apparently Ramón was not inspired today.

Hannah, please.

Yes. Last class we saw that a function can be represented

in equation form, but an equation is not always in a function.

Very good. So what we are going to see today

-It is the polynomial function

fourth... grade.

It's over. It's over.

The next time I see you with your cell phone, I'll take it away

And I don't give it back to you until the end of the semester. Understood?

-Yes, teacher.

That's for everyone, huh? Well, we're done, that's all for today.

Study, study hard, especially you, Ramón.

My favorite sport is failing them, remember that.

- Yes, teacher. - Bye bye.

Hey. Hey. Were you?

Us? What are you taking about?

You did well bastard in class. Are you OK?

Yes Yes. I see them now.

Move over, asshole!

Bye Beautiful.

Come on Chava! swipe.

Come on, Chava, squeeze. Consistent.

Let's go!

You have to improve that condition, huh.

Prof, I can't anymore. Give me a minute.

No. I'll give you 30 seconds.

Very good, Carlos. Just don't hit the water, soft.

Remember. Smooth, smooth. If not, the water does not let you move forward.

okay? Good.

Come on, Chava. Time is over.

Cheers.

Look how big you are.

Sorry I didn't arrive yesterday, but

something got complicated in the play, and you know, chamba is chamba.

It's going to be your turn, jm.

Happy Birthday.

Thank you.

It's ready.

Bring the sauces, Chava, "plis".

-You still haven't fixed that key.

I fix it over the weekend.

And if you're going to be here?

Well, if I'm not here,

fix it you. You're pretty big, aren't you?

If you never taught me

Nobody taught me. I learned alone.

already eat.

-My hunger is gone.

I knew you were here.

Your present.

The racing car thing was a joke.

Do you remember when I brought you here?

That's why I like to come.

We had our picnic.

Recorder, music, and we started to sing and dance.

The truth is that I never understood

Why did you like coming here more than the park?

Everything was fine before, dad.

you were,

mom looked happy.

Now I don't know.

What are you saying.

And who did you message with?

- A girlfriend! - No no.

I cached you, I cached you.

Let's go to class, bastard.

- What are you up to? Click cell. - Fran, Fran, no!

What is that, what is that?

Damn Chava, what a secret you had, bastard.

I don't know who it could be, it all happened so fast.

- Little witch, dude. - Friend...

They're going to win the bet, dude.

No, dude, only if he knows who he is. Do you know who it is?

Dumb. Nobody, dude!

Don't suck, kid.

What if it's her?

No, how is she going to be?

- Fucking envious, dude. - That?

What's wrong with it? My friend is gallant, he is handsome.

Chavita. If it's her, you're going to raffle it off machín, güey. Look look.

How do we know if it's her?

- And if you invite her to the party? - Not a bad idea, dude.

You tell him that you see each other at a certain time and boom, mystery solved.

Oh, very good my love.

Write to her, tell her: "Little witch... My love..."

I'm not going to say "my love".

- What do we say to her? - "What will you do on Friday night?"

About the party, right? They do not go?

- She, Fran. - Ah, the little witch. That tell him.

"Hello, Little Witch. I have an idea."

"What are you going to do on Friday...?"

- What happened, chava? You are late. - Sorry, teacher.

Wow! Come on guys!

Soft, that's it.

-It's!

Come on Chava!

Let's see.

- So what do you wear? - Jm.

"Let's do this, folks!"

There are some here already.

- ¿Ya? - Ya.

Let's see, this is mine.

- OK. Cheers guys. - Health!

Oh!

- Shall we dance, amorshi? - Yes my love.

-What about you? Are you ready or what?

I'm shitting

¿Literal?

No dude, so I'm nervous, well.

Oh. I know you're not shitting yourself, how fucking disgusting.

What time did they meet, or what?

Ah, at ten. Yes, at ten. I told her I was waiting for her at the entrance.

- Don't suck, almost. - Yeah.

- Another or what? - Come on come on.

- Come on, Chavita. - Oh, you were thirsty.

From bad, friend.

Oops, I love this song, we have to dance.

- Come on, Chava. - I'm going I'm going.

Are you waiting for anyone?

Yeah.

I am Carlos.

We have seen each other swimming.

I am Salvador.

- Girl. Everyone calls me Chava. - Yes, I know.

Marco, the teacher, keeps shouting your name.

"Chava, faster, Chava you can!"

Well, good luck with that.

What happened Chava?

It didn't come.

Girl. Put it down, dude, you don't even drink.

Chava, Chava. Chava, where are you going, dude?

Why didn't you come?

- Sorry? - We said at 10.

You planted me well, bastard.

Damn witch!

- You are the fucking witch! - As you told me?

You know who you are, stop bullshitting.

I do not know what you are talking about.

My secret admirer?

Chavita, are you okay, dude? What happened, motherfucker?

- Güey, come on, let's go to the bathroom. - Girl.

are you alright chava

It wasn't her.

what an asshole You were right, Frank.

Well yes, dude. But it wasn't for you to make a fool of yourself either.

You could have been a little more discreet.

Oh, it's the net.

They are my friends?

Leave me alone for a moment, please.

We'll wait for you upstairs, dude.

I've never seen you like that.

I'm not farting, dad.

No.

Mira.

You left him again.

Ya, ya, ya

Chava, Chava. No, that already

-Already. Hey.

I mean, the rebelliousness of puberty hit you a little late, right?

It just can't be.

Pass me the jack and the key, please.

-Cat and key.

Perfect.

Aluminum frame.

Better lower the tire.

Did you see a ghost or what?

Hey, did you just get tired? If you did nothing.

Thank you. Let's go.

The vomit! The scoop!

what an asshole

"You are the fucking little witch."

Afraid.

- It's... It's over.

Time is over.

I need your exam.

Damn Witch! You are the fucking Witch!

As you told me?

Are you my secret admirer?

Motherfucker.

Do you want a ride?

No, thanks.

Man, if I don't bite.

- Well, if you want to get wet, there you go. - Okay, yes, it's fine.

Forgive the mess.

Don't worry.

Do you go through the circuit?

Eh no. But I can stray.

-Safe?

How are you?

- Good. - No, seriously.

I ask about the video and the memes.

I didn't want to see anything.

How is that fart?

What do you mean you have a secret admirer?

Guy, don't be like that. I'm going to take you home.

At least tell me the full gossip.

- So you're charging it? - Clear.

Everything in this life has a price, Chava.

Guy, yeah It's a joke.

But I do want to know.

What's more, I invite you a chela and you tell me.

-It's pretty, isn't it?

It's my grandmother. Here I live with her.

You're still the same

That's what they say.

That? The chela or we prepare a tea

and I show you my family albums?

If you want.

what a guy Let's see. I'll give you a chela.

So you think the famous secret admirer

Is he your dad's lover?

At what time would you explain that I received a message from her

staying to see to eat?

I don't know. Maybe and she was another little witch.

Lots of coincidence, right?

The net, yes it is very strange.

If you want I'll help you.

As?

We followed your dad and caught him red-handed.

Om Shanti Shanti.

About.

Shanti, Shanti... Shanti...

Since when do you also meditate here?

Your mom is teaching me.

- Come. - I have homework.

Oh. Tomorrow then.

No, tomorrow I can't.

- By? - I have to travel.

- Again? - I have to supervise the work.

You see how this is.

Don't suck, Chava.

- Let's see. - You've always been killed, dude.

This fart from your secret admirer got out of hand, motherfucker.

- If you knew. - That?

Than nothing. That he farted me a lot. Nothing else.

And speaking of the queen of Rome.

No, no, Chava. Don't screw up again.

What is Chavita going to do?

Mariana.

Sorry about the party.

I was farting and someone was playing a prank on me

and I stupidly thought it was you.

I'm Chava, I'm a boob.

No problem.

It only got me out of the mood about the joke.

I still found it cute about the secret admirer.

There is no anger, seriously.

Thank you.

Understand.

Just so that I forgive you, you could buy me a coffee or something.

don't suck

You write me.

Yeah.

What the hell, what was that?

- Don't suck, Mariana? - Yes dude.

don't suck Mariana? Of course! And what happened, what did you tell him?

What time did they stay to see?

I do not know.

In the message it only said that they were going to eat together.

Did you know that penguins choose a partner for life?

-Net?

You have a girlfriend?

Girl, don't suck.

I'm gay.

Gay, homosexual, sissy.

And you?

Are they?

-There is.

I told you! Motherfucker, what a son of a bitch!

Quiet.

Let's see, what's your number?

Well? Well?

- I have to enter. - No, no, wait.

Better now that they come out we follow them.

So this is your little chapel.

Sorry.

What a son of a bitch.

Guy, I already told you that I'm sorry.

No, not you. He.

Now I understand all the fart of his trips and his dizzying choros.

Here the thing is , what's up with that little witch?

If he already bewitched the father, why does he want the son?

Let's go.

- What are you going to do? - I don't know.

Afraid.

May I know what's wrong with you?

Final exams are coming up.

don't fail

Yes, teacher.

I think you won the bet.

Don't suck, Hugo, are you still with that?

Chico.

Do you have a moment to talk about God?

Or read a brochure? Or buy a Bible?

Uh...

I notice you worried.

If it is for sex before marriage,

believe me i went through that.

Here is our brochure.

- I'll read it later. - You can come to an assembly.

- The first one is free. - It's not free.

- Oh no? - No.

I already told you no...

Afraid?

-What are you doing here?

Hello, little witch.

What the fuck do you want?

Are you already fucking the dad and want to see if the son falls for it too?

- You don't know what you're saying. - Oh no?

Álvaro, doesn't it ring a bell?

Alvaro...?

Is my dad.

I am your sister.

Vanessa.

That?

Eh yes.

No.

It's what a fucking crazy old woman.

Look, flirting with the half brother...

And your dad?

He is the biggest son of a bitch.

No.

Make no mistake, Carlos. I'm not like you.

Like me?

-I see.

All good?

I went to his house yesterday...

- No, I don't know where it is. - Now we have chemistry.

I don't know where I left it.

¿Mariana?

Girl, hello.

You have class?

Yes, why?

I was thinking we could go for a drink.

Right now?

Why not?

Okay, yes. Come on.

And then? Who was your secret admirer?

Nobody. It was, it was a prank on my idiot friends.

Can I tell you a secret?

I've been seeing you for a long time.

That's why I know you're different.

You already have my number.

This!

What do you want?

I sent you a message and you didn't reply

so the only option was to come looking for you.

Girl! Chava, let me tell you, please.

For me a coffee and a pie, please.

Coffee and pie. And for you?

The same.

- What flavor will the pie be? - Of lemon.

Lemon, very good. Right away.

You look so much like dad.

I found out recently.

I got very angry... very angry.

And I started researching about you.

I got your number and decided to approach you.

To get me the soup?

At first, yes.

I wanted to know more. Where did they live, how did they live?

I always went to a government school.

I never had any luxury.

I was envious.

A lot.

But then I liked talking to you.

And deep down, I always wanted a brother.

Country back.

Does your mom know?

No.

Well, I guess you can imagine.

My dad has never spent much time with us.

One week yes, another three no, because he is working.

And so it has always been.

And your mom?

No.

- Sorry. - Wait wait.

And... am I going to see you again?

Bye bye.

Can I order milk, please?

Clear.

Girl. Chava, what's up, dude?

Lately I don't even see your nose, bastard.

- Are you OK? - Yes I'm fine.

Let's go for wings. Do you want to come?

No I can not. I have a swimming competition.

OK. Well, good luck with that.

It will be for the next time.

Hello. Hello, Chava.

Mariana.

She is Hannah, he is Hugo, he is Fran.

Nice to meet you. Hey, can I steal them for a minute?

Yes Yes. All yours.

Hey, what's up? I thought you were going to write to me.

Yes, yes, sorry. I have my head on something else.

But, I promise to make it up to you.

- On Friday? - OK.

- But it's already a fact, isn't it? - Yeah. You have my word.

Okay.

Uh, don't suck.

-So this is a tie, Chaviux.

No, no, not yet.

Who saw you, Chavita. A total Don Juan.

- Yes.

Alright guys. In the first round they will duel.

One against another.

Whoever has the same number will be your rival.

Very good. Ready, who's number one?

OK. Who else?

All right, first couple. Let's go to the water!

Let's go! Come on guys.

The rest of us keep warming up. Come on!

Good, Carlos.

Come on, come on, Chava!

Let's go! Let's go!

Good, good Carlos! Good very good.

Good, Carlos. Good! The following.

Number two?

Ey.

What's the matter?

No, nothing.

Sorry if I made you uncomfortable the other night. It was not my intention.

- See you tomorrow Martinez!

Hey. I was thinking.

I think you do have to tell your mom.

If not, you would be becoming an accomplice.

And the one who ties the cow sins as much as the one who kills it, or something like that.

I think it would destroy her.

It will hurt more if he finds out that you knew and you didn't tell him anything.

Why do you charge me for the wings if we are friends?

Hey. I didn't know they were waiting for me.

Obvious, fool. We have to celebrate.

- But I lost. - No no no.

You came in second. It was not that bad.

Oh man, the wings are over, huh. I mean, you took a long time.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Let's go.

- Chava champion! - No, stop me.

- It's a Rubik, Frank. - I never learned how to do it.

Who is it?

Hour.

I was not satisfied with your answer yesterday

so I took the audacity to come see you.

By the way, I'm Vanessa.

Well, they call me Witch because since I was little I read the future.

In fact, I saw Chava.

But remove that face, it looks like you saw a ghost or something.

- Do you want a ride? - No, they use school transport.

But I wear them, really. They all fit in my little mouth, without anger.

Let's go.

- Let's go? - Let's go.

So, he showed up at my house

and it ended up being that Chava and I are... brothers.

Media.

Hey, half, half brothers.

Well, it's cool, isn't it?

I mean, finding out you have a brother.

right yes?

- Well, then, let's go, right? - Come on.

Did you know? Hey...

Don't worry, we're leaving in the bus and we won't divert you.

No, but I carry it. Sure?

Yes, yes, don't worry. Thank you.

Don't say anything. I'll tell you later.

- Goes. - If nothing happens.

Well... nice to meet you, Little Witch.

Nice to meet you.

- Whatever you need, huh? - Thank you.

Excellent.

-¿Fran?

Fra-Fran, yes. Fran.

- Fran. - Fran.

Alright.

- Bye. - Bye.

Bye.

- His carriage. - What was that?

-That? You can't just appear like that out of nowhere.

and to think that we are the happy family.

I don't know you.

And you don't know me.

Dame chance.

All good?

Won't you join?

No, I do not like.

Well you should.

Nothing more to spend a little more time with your mother.

Mom, are you happy?

Clear. You do not see me?

No I'm serious.

Are you happy with my dad?

I already told you yes.

My dad has another family.

Afraid...

Mom, I'm serious. I saw it.

I don't want to talk about it, Chava.

Respect.

A long time ago I made a decision.

Now you can take yours.

Dad?

I thought you were traveling.

Afraid.

Yes, yes, but... I arrived today.

I-I'm helping a friend.

-To solve a problem.

This is her house.

-What are you doing here?

Equal. I came to a friend's house.

I would give you a "ride" but I really don't know how long it will take me.

No nothing happens. I'll wait for you.

That's how it works that I know your friends, you've never introduced them to me.

Alvaro! Has the bread arrived yet?

Hour.

And who is this child?

I am Salvador, your son.

Dinner is ready?

No.

No, no, that was not the case, Chava.

You did the same.

You know. You know.

I knew it, I knew it.

Dad.

- Dad. - Go away.

I'll explain later.

And please don't say anything to your mom.

Are you going to tell me where we're going?

How desperate. You look like a little boy, bastard.

- We're going to a wedding. - On Friday?

Maybe it was cheaper.

- We have to change. - That?

Let's see, try this on.

- Here? - Well yes.

wow.

Charlie.

Congratulations.

It's good that you came.

Girl! What a surprise.

Bruno, my love, come. I'm going to introduce you to my students.

- Chava and Charlie. - Hello, it is a pleasure.

It's good that you could come.

Marco, sorry to interrupt. We have to start.

- Will you come with me? - Yeah.

I'll see you soon. The ceremony is about to start, come on.

- Wow. - What fart, why didn't you tell me anything?

I told you we were going to a friend's wedding. I didn't lie to you.

- No, but it's the teacher. - Mmm.

- And it's a gay wedding. - And what do you have?

Let's go.

- Oops! Come on, come on, come on! - Now I'm going, now I'm going.

- Come along. - Yes, yes, I'm going now.

- I promise you. - Well, now I see you.

- No. - Come dance. Come along.

-Ey.

Are you OK?

I do not know.

- And is it because of what happened? - No.

Okay, yes. A bit.

I don't know, suddenly everything changed.

I have a half sister.

I don't know who my dad is

and worse still, I don't even know who I am.

Discover. That's what life is all about, Chava.

Sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse.

This is just the beginning.

- No. - It was from here.

You're going to make fun of me, but

I have never changed a tire in my life.

We need a jack key and...

a "pirlous".

- You have no idea what you're talking about. - Don't have.

But now we investigate.

Guy, don't suck.

Did you hear that one of the sports teachers married his guy?

- Don't suck, is he a bitch? - Yes, don't suck, didn't you know?

If then, then you can see how crazy the bastard is.

Well that's right, dude. He was always very attached to that Carlos.

Well, you see that they say that between jotos they come together.

- Fuck those. - What fucking disgusting!

I know, dude, yuck, dude.

Afraid.

Guy, I think you owe us an explanation.

I know.

We've been your friends for a hell of a long time.

That's what friends are for.

- To support you. - Yeah, what fart?

Chava, what fart? You left me planted.

If you think I'm going to be behind you, you're an asshole.

Afraid.

Hey, do you want to go see a movie or something? What's happening?

-Chava, tell us what a fart.

- What's the matter? - You are not the same.

¡Ya basta!

You say you are my friends, and you never part,

I can never talk to you alone! They come in combos.

And you, Fran, you keep screwing me all the time.

Seems like all they care about is the fucking bet!

What a selfish bastard.

And you. What do you want?

Will you one day invite me to a gay wedding

and the next day you want us to paint the world rainbow color?

- That we do a pride march?

No, Carlos. I'm not like you.

I'm not a bitch!

You are an asshole.

Yes, you're fine, asshole, Chava.

Hello hello.

How is school going?

GOOD.

And how are those conquests going?

As?

Why haven't you told me anything?

The other day I caught him texting with a girlfriend.

I'm gay.

N'man, how you gonna be gay?

Yes. Gay.

Homosexual, fagot...

- Chava, don't make jokes. - It's not a joke, mom.

Didn't you hear?

- I'm gay. - N'man, no. You are not gay.

Are you confused, or are you saying it out of revenge or...

Revenge of what, dad?

No, no, I don't know. I don't know, revenge for your birthday,

But you're not like that.

They beat them, discriminate against them, reject them.

And you don't want something like that for yourself.

Not that I want something like that.

That's how I am.

Or what do you prefer?

That I go through life being something that I am not?

Someone I'm not?

No, dad.

There you and I do not look alike.

And she wasn't a girlfriend.

It was your daughter trying to understand your double life.

-No, no, mom, don't cry.

You knew it and decided to shut up.

You told me to make a decision.

Today I decide that I do not want to continue with this farce!

What do you want?

We can talk?

Come in, it's open.

Sorry.

I didn't mean what I said.

I know I screwed up.

I told my parents.

That?

What if you are like me?

Are you a bitch?

I'm glad you finally accepted it.

One day you offend me in front of your friends,

and the next day you want the world to be rainbow color.

No, Chava.

It is not like that.

I like you... and a lot.

But you are in another fart.

You're just discovering yourself.

Accepting you.

And that's fine.

But I already went there.

And I know what that means.

But if one day you need a shoulder to cry on

or someone to talk to,

I'll be here.

But as a friend.

Because it's not easy, Chava. Not easy.

Bye bye.

Everything went to shit.

I can't go back to my house.

My friends hate me.

And the guy that I like sent me to the dick.

Because of me.

I faced my dad.

He is no longer with us.

Sorry.

I was out of control, I got really mad.

Maybe things happen for a reason.

I never had the balls to tell the truth,

and instead of that I acted like a child and made this whole little game of...

secret admirer. And she sees where it all ended.

Maybe things happen for a reason.

Good morning, hey.

Sorry, it's just a little late for me.

But calm down, huh.

Calmly.

Did you know that penguins choose only one partner for life?

No.

No sabía, "mister Discovery Channel".

Take it away.

- Oh really? - Yeah.

-Gift from... half sister.

Thank you.

Thanks for everything.

That's what we're here for, jm.

- Luck. - Thank you.

Oh, Hannita! Jm.

Apologize, idiot.

Or if not, what?

Are you going to throw up on me... bitch?

- If I have to. - "If I have to".

What happened?

Chava what happened? Hannah won't tell me. Cha-Chava.

I told you to apologize.

-I'm not going to do it, fagot.

Afraid...

Afraid.

Afraid.

Afraid.

Afraid.

Thank you.

That's what friends are for.

Sorry.

I'm sorry for what i said,

- What I did, to get away... - It's okay.

Really. We all have bad times, okay?

They're going to run that asshole.

You are very brave.

Sale, Chava. Sale.

Afraid.

Ven.

Why mom?

Why didn't you ever say anything?

For you.

-Oh. Because I didn't want you to go through this.

- Don't give me an excuse. - No, it's not an excuse, Chava.

It's the truth.

But here I am...

...facing you.

And asking for your forgiveness.

I thought you weren't coming.

Here I am.

And now, what's next?

I don't know, dad.

I don't know you.

I do not know who you are.

Please...

...Tell me about you.

Well, it seems that it is one zero favor Chavita.

No. No, not yet, Fran.