All language subtitles for The New Batman Adventures - Ep. 24 - Judgment Day (480p DVDRip)

My dear fellow, I contacted
all my usual sources...

but I'm afraid it's just
not a seller's market.

What's that supposed to mean?

$50,000 for the diamond.

- Not a penny more.
- That's robbery!

That rock's worth
10 times that much!

Don't forget, as a legitimate
businessman, I have my expenses too:

Taxes, overhead, labor.

And they call me two-faced.

Harvey, you're early. I was able to procure
a slightly better price on your items.

I see you do have half a brain.

Enough not to low-ball me.

- Naturally.
- So, what am I, a sap?

You're free to take your
business elsewhere.

But of course, who else can guarantee
my level of confidentiality?

As always, gentlemen, it was
a pleasure doing business.

See that they find
their way out.

Come back again anytime.
The door's always open.

Now, Harvey, if you ever knew
what I really cleared...

Is there no honor among thieves, Mr.
Cobblepot?

And you're worse than a thief,
trafficking in stolen goods.

I don't know who you are, sir, but I assure
you, my transactions were all legitimate.

You see, I had no actual knowledge
that the items were stolen.

Given that, I don't see
how the law can touch me.

I am the law.

And I find you guilty!

Raven! Lark!

Cobblepot remains in critical
condition this morning...

after suffering a brutal attack
at his design studio last night.

Two of his employees say
that a masked vigilante...

dressed as a judge
was responsible.

An associate of
yours, Master Bruce?

- Perhaps not.
- The police had no official comment...

but Councilman J. Carroll
Corcoran had this to say.

Everyone knows Penguin was
still in the rackets...

yet no one would prosecute.

If you ask me, this Judge knows what
he's doing. Let justice be served.

Another day, another
toll pickup.

Wish I had a nickel for every car
that's been through these gates.

I wish I had a nickel for every
time I heard you say that.

Never knew what hit them.

Court is now in session.

You may approach the bench.

You are accused of murder...

mayhem...

manslaughter.

How do you plead?

You're nuts.

You can't escape justice.

Watch me.

Court is adjourned.

These police files weren't
easy to come by...

but I believe they'll be
invaluable to your crusade.

You understand, of course, I
can't be connected to them.

Then why are you doing this?

The people like you, Judge.

My polls have shot up 10
points since endorsing you.

I figure if Gordon can have his
hero, why can't I have mine?

You knock a few heads, I go
home with my hands clean.

Everybody's happy.

It was judgment day again for
another Rogues Gallery criminal...

and our cameras caught it all.

It began this morning when The Riddler
held up Gotham's Golden Quill brunch.

Hey, diddle, diddle,
time for a riddle.

It's about time someone
threw the book at you.

Councilman Corcoran said the
attack came as no surprise to him.

- Mr. Corcoran, you care to comment?
- Mr. Corcoran...

That's right. The Judge told me personally
that The Riddler was next on the docket.

- Who's gonna be next?
- What is he talking about?

I'm not calling the
shots, mind you...

but I'd imagine Two-Face
might consider a relocation.

Hey, what's the big i...?

"Relocation," eh?

I'd like to dislocate them both.

Who?

Easy, Harvey. It's the good cop.

I thought I better find
you before The Judge did.

Don't do me any favors.

Hear ye, hear ye.

I've overridden your
security, Two-Face.

Court is now in session. Your
punishment is long overdue.

I choose death by asphyxiation.

May heaven have mercy on your
souls, Two-Face. Both of them.

Knowing you, there's
a secret way out.

What? Blocked?

Nobody knew about this.

- Hey!
- Stay down.

What are you gonna do?

Remind me to thank you later.

Yes, yes, I can understand
your frustration.

It's the second time
Batman has interfered.

- I'm going to have to deal with him.
- Well, let's not get too rambunctious.

I got a primary next week.

The last thing I need is the
good guys in a slap fight.

Speak of the devil.

Where's The Judge?

Darn. You just missed him.

And he keeps forgetting
to leave his number.

- I'm bringing him in, Corcoran.
- What's the matter, Batman?

Feeling threatened?

He's going to kill someone.

Who? Two-Face? Killer Croc?
You think anyone cares?

I'll tell you what
people care about.

The revolving door at Arkham that keeps
sending these freaks back on the street.

Not that I'm criticizing
your work, mind you.

You've done a heck of a job.

Really great. But these
days, people want results.

They want closure. They want...

I think he got my point.

In closing, let me just say
that, as your councilman...

I am always at your service,
to solve your problems.

That's good to hear.

Where's The Judge?

I don't know!

You shouldn't yell at
your constituents.

I'll give you one more chance.

I'm telling the truth. I don't
know where to find The Judge.

He comes to me. He calls me.
That's the way it works, honest!

What do you think?

- I believe him.
- Yeah.

The jury has spoken.

But even if you can't find him, you
can still help me send him a message.

You know what to do, boys.

Hey. What are you doing?

Where are you taking me? Stop!

Two-Face, please! I got money.
Cash!

- I can pay you!
- Don't tell me choirboy's got a slush fund.

Kickbacks from the
Gothcorp project.

A hundred grand. I can
have it here in an hour.

Should've said something earlier.
We could've flipped on it.

No.

No. Two-Face!

I wasn't aware that the police
evidence room had a lending policy.

I'm hoping it can provide a
clue to The Judge's identity.

Surely the police have already tested
it for fibers and fingerprints.

Yes, but take a closer look.

See these holes? Something
was attached here.

- A plaque?
- Exactly.

Then it's some kind of trophy.

There.

The Marshall Award, presented every
year by the Bar Association...

to a judge or attorney for
distinguished service.

Here's a list of winners.
Recognize any names?

Good Lord.

Please. In the name of humanity.

Sorry. The boss has to show your
pal he won't be pushed around.

I'll give you the money. There's even more.
Just let me go.

- And two-time Two-Face?
- Right.

Prepare for your judgment.

What are you waiting for?
They were going to murder me!

Who are you to judge?

You pose as a defender
of the law...

while secretly stealing from the
very people you swore to protect.

No, you got it wrong.

And then you lie to The Judge.

Good thing I came back
to see you, Corcoran.

I have some news
about your hero.

Batman, I hold you in contempt.

We haven't adjourned yet.

No!

It came from down here!
This way!

You gotta help me on this, Batman.
This could be bad for me.

Worse than you think.

Here's your Judge, Corcoran.

- Batman!
- Someone reported gunfire.

- Hey, it's The Judge.
- No, it's Two-Face.

Mr. Corcoran, what do you think
about this "Judge" business?

So let me understand this.
In reaction to Two-Face...

Harvey Dent created a third personality,
one that would fight crime.

A personality so separate, he even tried
to kill himself without knowing it.

That's how Judge knew about the
escape hatch in Two-Face's apartment.

He knew everything about Two-Face,
except that he was Two-Face.

Poor devil. What will
ever become of him now?

Order in the court.

In the matter of the People v.
Harvey Dent...

how does the prisoner plead?

Guilty.

Guilty.

Guilty.

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