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Hey.

Baby, did you use the whole box of bubble bath?

I didn't mean to.

You sure this is the right hotel? I don't remember the floor going uphill.

It's your head that's tilting, Harry.

- What now? - The key.

It must have fell out when the sidewalk hit me.

My husband lost our room key. Fedders, 703.

I'll get you a duplicate.

You used to be somebody, didn't you? On TV?

Yeah. Yeah, you were Baby Doll. You've got that disease.

It's a condition, not a disease. I don't grow.

Right, right. So you went nuts and tried to kill Batman.

Harry, that's enough.

See? She's Baby Doll. Come on, Baby, do something funny.

Sorry. I didn't mean to.

Why don't they ever understand?

I'm not a baby. I'm not a child. I'm just different.

Our Baby Doll marathon will continue after...

Court will come to order.

Bring in the prisoner.

Have you anything to say before I pass judgment?

Yeah. I'm a victim of prejudice. Look at me.

Nobody understands how rough my life's been just because I'm different.

Nevertheless, it is the judgment of this court that you Killer Croc...

are competent to stand trial for murder in the first degree.

- Court is adjourned. - Competent? Competent?

That's an insult, you old bag of gas. I'm not just competent...

I'm as good as it gets.

Go. Go!

Served him right.

I'm not afraid now.

Okay.

Look at his face.

- Lock him up and throw away the key. - Monster.

Hey, Croc. You got a visitor.

- Get lost. - I brought you something.

They told me you like chicken.

- What do you want? - I heard what you said to the judge.

I want you to know that I understand about being different.

You've never let the way you look undermine your self-confidence.

I admire that.

I feel somehow that we're kindred spirits.

Too bad we didn't meet sooner, babe.

They're sending me up the river tomorrow night.

- My number's up. - Don't lose hope.

Maybe fate will take a hand.

How's everything back in the luggage compartment?

This alligator bag is not going anywhere.

Hey, kid, what are you doing? You almost got us all killed.

I didn't mean to.

Hugs. Now Baby Doll and precious be together forever.

- Hey, babe, I'm home. - Crocky-Wockle.

Where have you been? Baby miss her precious so much.

All right, all right, enough of the mushy stuff.

I went out to get our reviews.

Bonnie and Clyde. How romantic.

That's nothing, Doll. Even the out-of-town rags like us.

We got the whole city panicked. I love it.

Where is Crockle going?

Don't worry. I'll be back for dinner.

No! Baby wanna come. Baby wanna come!

Don't go, precious. We can plan our next job.

It's gonna be a whole bunch of fun.

That's your territory, Doll. I got things to do.

You sure about this?

So far all their robberies have been near water.

Baby Doll's playing towards her man's strength.

What do you suppose they do on a date?

I don't want to think about it.

I'm sorry, honey. Children aren't allowed in the casino.

I'm not a children. I'm all grown up.

No! Bad lady. Bad lady. Let me go!

You there. Stop!

Hey, what's going on?

Can't breathe.

There's our fun couple.

Faster, horsey. Faster.

Oh, no.

Hide-and-seek time, Crocky.

- Forget the loot. - No way I'm leaving without the goods.

Serves you right, you mean old bats.

Come on.

Wait for Baby.

- They're getting away. - I'm fine, thanks.

- Where'd they go? - Home.

Blast the bat.

This could have been a big one, and he had to show up.

Don't be sad, precious. Baby already gots a new plan.

Yeah? Well, so do I.

And step one is getting out of here for a while.

Wait.

Don't leave your Baby again.

- Baby sad too. - I'm not in the mood.

But Baby loves...

precious.

You're in the chips, huh, Croc?

Yeah, I'm headed for the big time. And I mean solo.

What about the little woman?

Couple more jobs and I ditch the Kewpie Doll and blow this burg.

Wakey wakey!

What's wrong?

Baby wants to apologize for treating Crocky so mean.

You do?

Crocky can go out whenever he wants because Baby loves him so much.

Yeah, yeah, enough of that.

In fact, Baby has a new plan to make us bazillions of dollars.

Yeah? This the big one?

The bestest.

Gonna keep Baby and precious warm forever and ever.

Two days of this. I'm never gonna get the smell out of my costume...

or my nose, for that matter.

It's better than sitting around the cave, waiting for their next move.

Speak for yourself.

Do you believe this? Susie Homemaker of the sewers.

What is it?

The nuclear power plant on Mid River Island.

Naughty, naughty. Somebody came into our house without permission.

Ordinarily, I don't approve of spanking.

- But in her case... - You'll get your chance. Come on.

What's black and white and radioactive for 20,000 years?

What?

Gotham City. After the big boom, silly.

So now what? We call the cops and demand a payoff, right?

No, we don't do anything.

What? What are you saying?

The "Kewpie Doll" knows all about your little excursions down to the docks.

I won't let you betray me again. When the reactor reaches critical mass...

you and I will die together and take all of Gotham with us.

Are you nuts? Shut this thing down. Now!

You do it. You know, solo.

She's crazy. She's gonna nuke the whole...

- Can you stop it? - In a minute, you'll either know...

or won't care.

I think I've got it.

Stay with the reactor. I'll handle Croc.

Okay, Baby. Now we'll play my kind of game.

Lousy little backstabbing...

Croc! Don't!

You should have done it, Crocky. You shouldn't have made Baby angry.

We could have been so happy and lived happily ever after...

just like on TV.

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