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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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>> Look, sun! Look, house!
Look, road! Look, ball!
Look, door! Look, cloud!
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Look, bird!
You're not looking!
Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird!
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Bird! Bird! Bird!
>> Gumball: It's a d...
[ Sighs ]
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>> [ Shouts ]
Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red!
Red!
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Bing! [ Sighs ]
>> Darwin: [ Grunting ]
Dude, i need you to grab the
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emergency hammer.
>> Gumball: I'm not breaking a
window.
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>> Darwin: No, i need you to
knock me out.
>> Gumball: How about you just
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ask sussie to calm down a
little?
>> Darwin: Uh...
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I can't.
>> Gumball: What?
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
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>> Darwin: Just use the hammer.
>> Gumball: [ Laughs ]
Darwin watterson, the fish who
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grew legs at the expense of his
gut.
>> Darwin: Shut up!
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>> Hey, Darwin!
Which noise to do you prefer?
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
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Or... [ chittering loudly ]
>> Gumball: Excuse me, sussie,
but can you be a little bit
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quieter, please?
>> Certainly, young gumball, I'd
be more than happy to oblige.
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>> Gumball: Thank you.
What was that?
>> Darwin: That was me taking my
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hat off to you.
I still don't understand how you
can be so direct with people.
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>> Gumball: Oh, it's really
hard.
You have to think the words,
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then move your lips at the same
time so it makes the right
sound.
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>> Darwin: Teach me.
>> What?
>> Darwin: Uh, uh...
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>> Yeah, that's what i thought.
>> Darwin: [ Sputtering ]
Hmph!
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That whole argument i just won
only went on in my head, didn't
it?
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>> Gumball: Well, nothing
happened in reality, so I'm
gonna have to say yes.
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What's that now?
>> Darwin: That's me beating
myself for being such a doormat.
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[ Bell rings ]
>> Gumball: If you want me to
teach you how to be direct, i
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can, but you have to promise to
do exactly as i say -- no
questions asked.
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>> Darwin: I promise.
>> Gumball: I want you to walk
like a dog with an itchy butt.
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>> Darwin: I shouldn't have
promised.
>> [ Whistle blows ]
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>> Gumball: Hi, guys.
>> Darwin: I think i actually
understand the purpose of this
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exercise.
You're ridding me of my
inhibitions by destroying the
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little dignity i have.
>> Gumball: No, dude.
[ Laughing ] I was just messing
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with you.
>> Darwin: What?!
Was it really...Necessary...To
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take me over...The...Sandbox?!
>> Gumball: I'm sorry.
Just tell me who you want to be
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direct with, and I'll show you
how it's done.
>> Calm down, honey.
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You're being over-gramatic.
This guy's too shellfish, and
he's being, like, a total
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control greed.
[ Dial tone ]
Do you mind?
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I was in the middle of a
condensation.
>> Gumball: Well, i see what you
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mean now.
Come on, tell him how annoying
he is.
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>> Darwin: [ Exhales ] Okay.
You know, Leslie, when you try
and sound intelligent sometimes,
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you just [Choking]
you just [Choking]
>> gumball: Come on, man, speak
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your mind!
You're so bottled up, you're
choking on your own frustration!
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>> Darwin: [ Choking ]
>> Gumball: Say...What...You...
Mean!
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>> Darwin: [ Distorted ] When
you try and sound smart and mix
up your words, you sound like a
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foo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-l!
>> I...
I don't know what to say.
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Thank you.
Thank you for telling me.
I'll be forever graceful for
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your honesty.
>> Gumball: I-it's grateful.
>> Ah, yes.
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I'll be forever grapefruit
[Chuckles] for your honesty.
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>> Gumball: [ Laughs ]
>> Darwin: What?
>> Gumball: Tobias just poked at
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a photo.
I'll send it over.
[ Ping! ]
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>> Darwin: Oh, for goodness
sake!
This is another thing that bugs
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me!
He's always pulling that stupid
post!
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It's so annoying!
>> Gumball: Well, it's not
really that annoying.
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It's just photos, buddy.
>> Darwin: It's not, though, is
it?
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It's all the time!
Dude, fyi, you look totally lame
when you pull that pose!
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What does it even mean?!
>> It's chunking the deuce, man.
>> Darwin: And what does that
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mean?
[ Gasps ]
I don't understand.
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For my whole walking life, I've
had to keep my mouth shut,
having to deal with everyone's
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annoying, little habits, but now
i can say what i like.
I feel like --
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>> gumball: Dude, what are you
doing?
>> Darwin: ¶ i feel like ¶
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¶ ever since i was a young
fish ¶
¶ i always held my tongue ¶
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¶ never spoke a word like...And
now my time has come ¶
¶ i pushed my feelings deep,
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deep down ¶
¶ now I'll tell the world ¶
¶ exactly what i think and feel
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about every boy and girl ¶
>> all: ¶ every boy and girl ¶
¶ tell us what he thinks about
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whatever we do ¶
¶ tell us what he thinks about
the truth of you ¶
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>> Darwin: [ Shouts ]
[ Singing indistinctly ]
¶ but your friends just like you
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for your money ¶
>> all: ¶ we only like for your
money ¶
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>> Darwin: ¶ Jamie's rude and
impolite ¶
¶ because she's half cow, half
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troglodyte ¶
>> all: ¶ she's half cow, half
troglodyte ¶
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>> Darwin: ¶ Carrie thinks
herself unique ¶
¶ but she's just one more emo
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freak ¶
>> ¶ she's just one more emo
freak ¶
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>> Darwin: ¶ Joe, your jokes are
lame and lazy ¶
¶ you sing just like a dog with
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rabi-i-i-i-i-i-i-es ¶
>> [ Crying ]
>> Gumball: Hmm, where do people
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go when they run away crying
like that?
>> Uh [Chuckles]
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I feel a bit silly now.
>> Darwin: Oh, just stop it, all
right?!
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>> Well, what does it matter to
you?
You do know that there are more
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germs on an average door handle
than there are on a toilet seat.
>> Darwin: Well, if that's the
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case, why don't we all open
doors with our butts?!
[ Grunting ]
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Almost got it.
>> Gumball: Darwin, what are you
doing?
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>> Darwin: Just proving a point.
Ha!
>> Principal brown, Darwin is
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being recklessly unhygienic, and
it's giving me ulcers!
See?!
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>> Darwin: Oh, my gosh, your
hand -- it's covered in germs!
>> What?! Where?!
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>> Darwin: [ Slurps ]
There.
>> Eeeeee!
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>> Darwin watterson, this is not
like you at all!
I can only assume that gumball
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has something to do with it.
>> Gumball: I've got nothing to
do with it at all!
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>> Nothing?
>> Gumball: Well, maybe i kind
of set him off.
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>> That's all i needed to know.
Both of you to the school
counselor immediately.
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>> As much as i think it's
important for you to be able to
express yourselves freely, i
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don't think comments about my
ponytail are appropriate.
The back of my head does not
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look like a horse's buttocks!
>> Darwin: I swear, I'm trying
my best, Mr. small, but i just
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can't stop myself from saying --
I'm tired of staring at your
hideous, hairy man toes!
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>> Oh. [ Clears throat ]
Interesting.
I want to try something.
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What do you see when i show you
this ink blot?
>> Darwin: A very sad,
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middle-aged man wearing sandals.
>> [ Inhales deeply ]
I think i have the right
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treatment for your problem.
>> [ Breathing heavily ]
>> [ Scraping ]
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>> [ Slurps ]
>> Gumball: I'm impressed with
how you're managing all this,
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buddy.
I thought for sure you'd [Gasps]
>> Darwin: [ Grunting ]
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>> [ Scraping continues ]
>> Darwin: [ Grunting
continues ]
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[ Heart beating loudly ]
>> Gumball: Everyone get out of
here!
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He's gonna hurt your feelings
real bad!
>> No, we need to listen to him!
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He's just misunderstated.
[ Thud ]
>> [ Breathing heavily ]
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>> Darwin: Hey, chin bag, how
about you learn to breathe
through your nostrils?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
You don't have any!
>> Nostrils!
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>> Darwin: And how about you
clip those stupid nails?
They're not gonna make you any
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more feminine.
In case you haven't noticed,
you're a 10-ton sack of reptile
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flesh.
>> Reptile flesh!
>> Darwin: And as for you, the
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only thing worse than hearing
you slurp your coffee is
watching it stick to your rancid
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lady mustache!
>> Mustache!
>> [ Crying ]
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>> Gumball: Uh, dude, i know i
told you to be direct and all,
but you're acting like a
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full-blown, atomic jerk right
now.
Can you, uh, just go back to
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being a nice guy?
Dude?
>> Darwin: [ Deep voice ] ¶ no
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more mister nice guy ¶
¶ I've found a new style ¶
¶ with claws and pointy teeth
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and a venomous smile ¶
¶ goodbye, goody-two-shoes ¶
¶ I'm no longer uptight ¶
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¶ 'cause now I'm a shark, and
I'm ready to bite ¶
¶ and I'll say what i want, and
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the truth's gonna sting ¶
¶ I'll be brutal and blunt ¶
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¶ it will hurt when i sing ¶
[ Laughs evilly ]
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>> Gumball: You and me outside
now.
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[ Lightning strikes ]
[ Video-game music playing ]
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[ Lightning strikes ]
I don't want to do this, man,
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but it's the only way!
You need to learn that words can
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hurt.
>> Round 1! Fight!
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>> Darwin: Your head is so big
that you have to put your shirt
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on feet first!
>> Gumball: [ Grunts ]
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>> Darwin: Big head! Big head!
Big head!
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>> Gumball: Aah! Stop it!
>> Darwin: Big head!
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>> Gumball: You're cheating!
>> Darwin: Big head!
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>> Gumball: You keep using the
same move!
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>> Darwin: Big head!
>> Gumball: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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>> Darwin wins! Perfect!
Round 2! Fight!
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>> Gumball: You're so ugly that
when you entered an ugly
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contest, the judges said, "no
professionals"!
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>> Darwin: You're so dumb, you
put stamps on your e-mails!
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>> Gumball: You're so short that
your head smells like feet!
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>> Darwin: Your brain's so small
that you thoughts have an echo!
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>> Gumball: Your cheeks are so
big that people don't know which
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end of you they're looking at!
[ Imitates gunfire ] Ping!
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[ Imitates gunfire ]
>> Darwin: Agh!
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>> Gumball: Your face is so
greasy that people put on weight
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when they look at you!
>> Darwin: Agh!
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>> Eh, it's not as good as i
thought it'd be.
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>> Gumball: You're so bald that
when you take a shower, you get
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brain-washed!
>> Darwin: You're so -- uh, i
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got nothing!
Agh!
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>> Gumball: You're so chubby,
the back of your head looks like
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a pack of wieners.
>> Darwin: Aah! Aah!
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>> Gumball: [ Laughs ]
[ Shouts ]
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>> Final round!
>> Gumball: Wait a minute.
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Pause.
Darwin, i think this has gone
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far enough.
Surely you understand what I'm
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trying to say to you.
It's good to speak your mind
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sometimes, but -- w-what are you
doing?
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>> Darwin: [ Imitating gunfire ]
>> Gumball: Hey, you unpaused!
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That's cheating!
>> Darwin: Big head! Big head!
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Big head! Big head!
>> Gumball: Okay, i didn't want
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to do this, but you leave me no
choice.
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[ Electricity crackling ]
You are not my brother!
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You are just a pet...
Who grew legs!
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>> Darwin: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
>> Ultimate combo!
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>> Darwin: Did you really mean
that?!
>> Gumball: [ Crying ] No!
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I just wanted you back to
normal!
It just came out!
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>> Darwin: [ Crying ] It really
hurt!
>> Gumball: It really hurt me,
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too!
I never thought it before!
You're totally my brother!
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>> Darwin: Well, i think you
made your point, and if that's
how i made other people feel, i
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don't want to do it anymore.
>> Gumball: Oh, it's good to
have you back, buddy.
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>> Darwin: You still have a big
head, though.
>> Gumball: Well, at least
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mine's got hair on it.
>> [ Chittering loudly ]
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>> Now pay attention!
This diagram reveals everything
you need to know.
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[ All shout ]
What?!
>> Gumball: Oh, no, nothing.
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>> Darwin: Carry on.
>> Hmm. Now we shall continue.
This area is --
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[ all shout ]
What?!
This area is mostly composed of
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hot gases.
Never look at it directly with
your naked eye, or you will burn
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your retinas.
This could lead to rash acts,
nausea, weight loss,
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malfunction, confusion, or
explosion.
>> Gumball: I can't take this
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anymore!
>> Darwin: Every second i look
at it means another year of
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therapy!
>> Gumball: [ Shouts ]
I-i got to tell her, man.
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>> Darwin: You can't talk to a
teacher about her tushy.
It's too touchy.
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>> Gumball: Oh, come on, you
can't leave her like that.
I-it's cruel.
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>> Darwin: Okay, but we got to
be subtle.
>> ...Often results in a black
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hole that has the potential...
>> Gumball: Psst! Miss simian!
>> Huh?
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You're nothing but a pair of
disruptive, disrespectful
delinquents from a dysfunctional
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dynasty of degenerates and
dimwits!
>> What have you got to say in
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your defense?
>> Gumball: Uh, it -- it was an
accident, sir.
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We were trying to tell her
something.
>> Tell her what?!
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>> Gumball: Uh, i-i...
I can't say it.
It's too embarrassing.
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>> For the last time, why did
you throw a paper plane in your
teacher's face?
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>> Darwin: It says it all on the
paper.
>> "You do not know how much you
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show, but the wind doth blow in
the hills below."
Huh?
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>> Speaking of which, can anyone
else feel that draft?
>> [ Spitting ]
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[ Spitting ]
>> Darwin: Maybe you should say
something.
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>> Yes, i suppose.
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
>> [ Gasps ]
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You knew about this, and you
thought it was funny, didn't
you?!
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You think this is funny?!
>> Lucy, please, i think you owe
them an apology.
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>> don't you "Lucy" me, Nigel!
These kids tried to make a
monkey out of me, and you want
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me to apologize?!
>> Uh, you kids are free to go.
[ Door opens, closes ]
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>> [ Shouting indistinctly ]
[ Shrieking ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Shrieking ]
>> Gumball: Hmm, there's one
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thing i don't understand.
>> Darwin: Yeah, why did she go
ape when we just tried to help
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her?
>> Gumball: No.
Why do monkey have hair all over
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their bodies except for the ugly
part where they need it the
most?
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[ Bell rings ]
Have you noticed that
miss simian's been acting a
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little off lately?
>> Darwin: Now that you mention
it, she has been keeping a
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particularly close eye on us.
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[ Tap! ]
[ Smack! ]
>> Report card signed.
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>> Gumball: Oh, okay.
>> [ Laughing ]
[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter stops ]
It's the most pathetic,
half-baked attempt at forgery
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I've seen in my 300,000 years as
a teacher, and i taught during
the stone age!
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>> Dad: [ Gasps ]
Forgeriers?!
My own flesh and blood accused
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of forgerering?!
What does it mean?
>> Faking your signature.
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>> Dad: [ Gasps ]
>> We need you to sign their
suspension card.
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>> Gumball: [ Sputters ]
>> Dad: Buh, buh, buh.
Mm.
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>> [ Crying ]
>> Uh, listen, these kids are
decent children.
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There's nothing you can suspend
them for.
They don't fight.
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They respect school property.
They don't steal.
[ Both shouting ]
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>> Come on, pick it up and keep
it for themselves, you thieving
hoodlums!
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>> Gumball: We're rich!
>> Darwin: We're prosperous!
>> Gumball: We're opulent!
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>> Darwin: We're flushed!
>> Gumball: We're gilded!
>> Darwin: We're wealthy!
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>> Gumball: We're -- wait a
minute.
We need to change our phone
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numbers and leave town.
>> Darwin: Why?
>> Gumball: Because they're all
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gonna want a piece of it.
>> Darwin: Who?
>> Gumball: Everyone!
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Look at them all trying to get
their creepy hands on my money!
>> Darwin: Gumball, you've
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changed.
>> Gumball: No, i haven't!
I'm just the same but happier
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because I'm rich!
>> Darwin: Look at yourself!
You're surrounded by all these
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riches, and you're the loneliest
man in the world!
[ Crying ]
15:17.951 --> 15:21.452
>> Gumball: You're -- you're
right!
This money is evil!
15:21.454 --> 15:28.726
I wish I'd never found it!
[ Thud ]
Mm, have you heard?
15:28.728 --> 15:32.363
There's gonna be a big fight.
>> Darwin: Why do you think i
brought the popcorn?
15:32.365 --> 15:35.300
Who do you think it'll be?
>> Gumball: I don't know.
[ Gasps ]
15:35.302 --> 15:44.909
Imagine if it's Tina and bobert!
>> [ Roaring ]
If i saw that, i would throw
15:44.911 --> 15:48.212
away my eyes because nothing
else in the world would be worth
watching anymore.
15:48.214 --> 15:56.421
>> Darwin: Really?
What about [Sniffs] Alan versus
Willy?!
15:56.423 --> 15:59.424
[ Bump! ]
[ Bump! ]
>> Gumball: Yeah, I'd watch it,
15:59.426 --> 16:02.026
but it'd be better if they were
in a cage.
>> Darwin: With spikes.
16:02.028 --> 16:06.764
>> Gumball: That was on fire.
[ Bumping ]
Oh, i can't wait to see who it
16:06.766 --> 16:11.436
is!
>> All: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
16:11.438 --> 16:15.940
>> See, look at them, about to
fight like animals.
>> Why not focus your attention
16:15.942 --> 16:20.011
on someone who really needs it?
[ Sloop! ]
>> Hush! It's about to start.
16:20.013 --> 16:22.647
>> All: Fight! Fight! Fight!
>> Gumball: Dude, what are we
doing?
16:22.649 --> 16:25.750
>> Darwin: Stupid things because
of peer pressure!
>> This would be better with
16:25.752 --> 16:28.252
poisoned nunchucks.
>> Darwin: You got to get us out
of this!
16:28.254 --> 16:32.056
>> Gumball: Okay, hold on, i got
it.
People of elmore, you came to
16:32.058 --> 16:36.561
see a fight, and until a few
seconds ago, i was just like
you!
16:36.563 --> 16:41.366
But now, knowing I'm the one
supposed to get hit, I've
discovered something!
16:41.368 --> 16:47.071
Fighting is wrong!
This is no way to settle a
dispute because after all, what
16:47.073 --> 16:57.582
is more powerful -- this or
this?!
>> [ Clapping ]
16:57.584 --> 17:03.388
[ Applause ]
[ Pounding on glass ]
>> Lucy, what's wrong? Speak!
17:03.390 --> 17:06.691
>> [ Sobs ]
This isn't at all what i had
planned!
17:06.693 --> 17:12.597
>> Please don't tell me you're
the one who arranged this fight.
[ Sighs ]
17:12.599 --> 17:18.803
>> [ Shrieking ]
>> [ Sighs ]
>> [ Sighs ]
17:18.805 --> 17:22.673
I know we haven't spoken in a
long time, but i need your
advice.
17:22.675 --> 17:28.479
Is it really wrong to create
false evidence to frame some
criminals who you know for sure
17:28.481 --> 17:35.720
are definitely, absolutely,
without a single shadow of a
doubt guilty?!
17:35.722 --> 17:42.093
Well, i don't care what you say,
dad!
I'm doing it anyway!
17:42.095 --> 17:49.667
Mm. [ Laughs evilly ]
[ Humming ]
Aha!
17:49.669 --> 17:54.872
Let's see you get away with this
one, you little hooligans!
And i know for sure that these
17:54.874 --> 17:59.610
two did the graffiti because
they were idiotic enough to sign
their names at the bottom of it!
17:59.612 --> 18:02.814
>> Are you sure no one else
could've done it?
>> Absolutely!
18:02.816 --> 18:07.318
>> Miss simian, wrongly accusing
the boys is one thing, but
openly framing them is another!
18:07.320 --> 18:10.655
One more offense, and you are
fired!
And you still owe these boys an
18:10.657 --> 18:13.224
apology.
>> Gumball: That's fine, that's
fine.
18:13.226 --> 18:17.428
>> I'll apologize when fish
start to walk.
>> Darwin: [ Inhales ]
18:17.430 --> 18:22.467
>> If this really is the kind of
person you are, then we
seriously need to talk about our
18:22.469 --> 18:27.472
relationship, as well.
>> [ Shrieking ]
>> I saw that coming.
18:27.474 --> 18:31.642
I glued everything to the floor.
>> [ Crying ]
[ Door opens, closes ]
18:31.644 --> 18:37.081
>> [ Crying ]
>> Darwin: I got to be honest,
gumball.
18:37.083 --> 18:40.952
I'm not entirely comfortable
committing a crime.
>> Gumball: Look, it's not a
18:40.954 --> 18:44.388
crime if you intend to get
caught.
Unless we actually do something
18:44.390 --> 18:48.993
bad, simian's gonna blow a fuse
and lose her hairy boyfriend.
Do you really want that on your
18:48.995 --> 18:55.299
conscience?
Good, then give me a leg up.
>> Darwin: Now what am i
18:55.301 --> 18:57.702
supposed to do?!
>> Gumball: Give yourself a leg
up!
18:57.704 --> 19:02.740
>> Darwin: Oh, of course.
>> [ Crying ]
19:07.112 --> 19:16.921
Oh! [ Crying ]
>> Gumball: [ Grunting ]
Oh!
19:16.923 --> 19:23.561
>> Darwin: [ Inhales ]
>> Gumball: don't!
[ Laughs ]
19:23.563 --> 19:29.333
This is gonna be easier than i
thought.
[ Feet squeak ]
19:29.335 --> 19:34.038
>> [ Shrieking ]
>> Gumball: Oh, why do i have to
run every eight minutes of my
19:34.040 --> 19:36.407
life?!
>> Darwin: Wait!
In the jungle when a gorilla
19:36.409 --> 19:41.746
charges, you have to stare them
to the ground!
>> [ Shrieking ]
19:41.748 --> 19:44.849
>> Gumball: Oh, is it working,
dude?
Dude?
19:44.851 --> 19:48.719
>> Darwin: I just realized, we
can't let her catch us until
we've done something bad!
19:48.721 --> 19:51.789
>> Gumball: Oh, you could've
told me!
>> Darwin: Sorry!
19:51.791 --> 19:55.593
>> [ Shrieking ]
>> Gumball: Aah!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
19:55.595 --> 20:02.600
>> [ Shrieks ]
[ Shrieking ]
>> Gumball: Aah!
20:02.602 --> 20:07.905
>> [ Shrieking continues ]
>> Darwin: Quick, get in here!
[ Bong! ]
20:13.445 --> 20:17.582
>> Gumball: Okay, you get
brown's attention.
I'll deface his car.
20:17.584 --> 20:21.252
>> Darwin: Psst!
Principal brown!
Principal brown!
20:21.254 --> 20:25.823
Principal brown!
Principal brown!
Principal brown!
20:25.825 --> 20:29.460
>> Gumball: [ Gasps ]
Dude, why is every single window
broken except for brown's?!
20:29.462 --> 20:34.999
>> Darwin: How about you do it
yourself if you're such a hot
shot?
20:35.001 --> 20:43.407
>> I caught them!
I finally caught them, which
means i can do this.
20:43.409 --> 20:49.013
You're coming with me to the
principal's office.
>> Gumball: With pleasure.
20:49.015 --> 20:51.449
Wait, we forgot to spray our
names.
>> What do you mean?
20:51.451 --> 20:54.418
>> Gumball: Duh.
If we don't sign it,
principal brown will think it's
20:54.420 --> 20:58.422
you again, then you'll get fired
and lose the love of your life.
Now, where would that leave us?
20:58.424 --> 21:01.926
>> Are you trying to say that
you only did this to save my
reputation, my job, and my
21:01.928 --> 21:04.829
relationship?
>> Darwin: Of course.
What do you take us for -- some
21:04.831 --> 21:09.634
kind of criminals?
>> Well, yes.
[ Gasps ] And i was wrong!
21:09.636 --> 21:12.637
Right, I'll clean this up.
You need to get out of here
before principal brown sees
21:12.639 --> 21:14.505
this.
>> Gumball: I don't think so,
miss simian.
21:14.507 --> 21:16.941
We're not letting you ruin your
life.
>> don't worry -- i won't.
21:16.943 --> 21:24.882
Just go!
Boys!
I'm sorry!
21:24.884 --> 21:29.420
>> Gumball: What?
>> I'm sorry!
>> Gumball: Say again?
21:29.422 --> 21:32.823
>> I'm sorry!
>> Gumball: Ha, heard it the
first time, miss.
21:32.825 --> 21:39.764
Just wanted to milk it.
>> [ Laughs ]
Why, those little [Laughs]
21:39.766 --> 21:44.602
>> Care to explain?
>> Well... [ sighs ]
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