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‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫♪ GOTTA GET UP... ♪

‫[[BURGLAR ALARM RINGS

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HIP ♪

‫♪ HERE WE GO ♪

‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ GET UP! ♪

‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ GET UP! ♪

‫♪ GO! GET UP! ♪

‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪

‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪

‫Static: I PUT A ‫!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM

‫.SPEED IT UP

‫.WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT

‫?WHY YOU SWEATIN' ME, DUDE

‫.THE GUARDS ARE ON ICE

‫.THE ALARMS'S SHUT OFF

‫.EVERYTHING'S COVERED

‫?HUH

‫!AAH

‫?WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT

‫?YOU MEAN, WHAT UP WITH THAT

‫,EITHER USE SLANG PROPERLY

‫.OR DON'T USE IT AT ALL

‫!IT'S A KID ON A FLYING MANHOLE

‫I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ‫.ALADDIN ON HIS MAGIC CARPET

‫!GET HIM

‫!Both: AAH

‫.METAL WEAPONS AND DUMB THUGS

‫?HOW EASY DOES IT GET

‫AAH! COME ON, LET'S ‫!GET OUT OF HERE

‫LIKE TURNING ON LIGHTS ‫.IN A ROACH MOTEL

‫.THAT'S MY TASER PUNCH

‫!SHOCKING, ISN'T IT... AAH

‫.I GOT HIM, DUDE ?I GUESS... ‫HUH

‫.OK, YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

‫!I'M NEW AT THIS, SO SUE ME

‫!AAH

‫!AAH

‫!AAH

‫NOT THAT I HAVE A ‫,CURFEW OR ANYTHING

‫BUT I REALLY ‫.GOTTA WRAP THIS UP

‫.STICK AROUND, FELLOWS

‫.YOU'VE GOT COMPANY

‫[[POLICE SIRENS

‫[THINKING] PIECE OF CAKE ‫.WITH FROSTING AND SPRINKLES

‫,MY FIRST BAD GUY BEATDOWN ‫!AND I HARDLY BROKE A SWEAT

‫HARD TO BELIEVE ‫THAT JUST 2 DAYS AGO

‫I WAS THE LAST PERSON ‫.YOU'D CALL HERO MATERIAL

‫♪ CHECK ME OUT, NOW, WILL YA ♪

‫♪ I GOT THE LOOKS ‫THAT THRILL YA ♪

‫,♪ IF YOU'RE DOWN ‫I'LL FILL YA ♪

‫.YEAH

‫.COMIN' UP LIKE ‫WEEDS [[KNOCK ON DOOR

‫!HEY, PUFF DADDY

‫YOU'RE TAKING A LONG TIME

‫!FOR A GUY WITH ONLY 5 WHISKERS

‫AT LEAST I'M GROWING ‫.MINE ON PURPOSE

‫.JUST HURRY UP

‫AND GIVE YOUR LITTLE ‫.WEAK RAPPING A REST

‫AW, DON'T FORGET ‫!YOUR DOG COLLAR

‫!WOOF, WOOF

‫!SISTERS

‫.AAH! DANG STATIC ELECTRICITY

‫ISN'T IT TIME WE GOT SOME ‫?HARDWOOD FLOORS, PEOPLE

‫!OOF! UHH

‫SORRY, SON. I'M IN A ‫.HURRY THIS MORNING

‫.I FEEL YOU, POPS

‫GOT A BIG DAY IN ‫.FRONT OF ME MYSELF

‫!BIG, BIG, BIG

‫I'M TAKING MY ‫FRIENDSHIP WITH FRIEDA

‫.TO ANOTHER LEVEL

‫.GONNA ASK HER TO HOMECOMING

‫?WHAT'D SHE EVER DO TO YOU

‫?WHAT'S THIS? AN EGG SMOOTHIE

‫YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST ‫.THE WAY MA MADE THEM

‫FUNNY, I DON'T RECALL

‫EVER NEEDING A ‫.STRAW TO EAT HERS

‫COME ON, VIRGIL. YOUR SISTER ‫.WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE

‫LEAST YOU COULD DO ‫.IS GIVE THEM A TRY

‫.HUMPH

‫,MA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING

‫.I COULD USE SOME HELP HERE

‫[[PHONE RINGS

‫?HELLO

‫[HEY, TEDDY. [GIGGLES

‫YEAH, I REALLY LIKED ‫.THAT LECTURE LAST NIGHT

‫?TONIGHT? YOU MEAN, A REAL DATE

‫[[KISSY NOISES

‫.LET ME CHECK MY SCHEDULE

‫.OF COURSE I HAVE A SCHEDULE

‫.NO, I DON'T HAVE A LITTLE ‫BLACK BOOK .IT'S PAISLEY

‫.GOOD LOOKING OUT, MOMS

‫.MMM, MMM. FLUFFY EGG GOODNESS

‫[[SCHOOL BELL RINGS

‫!V-MAN

‫!RICHIE

‫IS TODAY GONNA BE ‫?THAT DAY OR WHAT

‫,IF YOU MEAN ME AND FRIEDA

‫.OF COURSE TODAY'S THE DAY

‫!MAN, IT'S ON

‫.HEY

‫.YO, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, BRO

‫LET ME HEAR THAT STRONG RAP

‫.YOU'RE GONNA DROP ON HER

‫WELL, FRIEDA, WE'VE ‫KNOWN EACH OTHER

‫,FOR A LONG TIME NOW

‫AND I WAS KIND OF WONDERING

‫IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE HONOR

‫? "SNORE!" DO ME THE HONOR

‫MAN, YOU SOUND ‫!LIKE A FORM LETTER

‫THAT'S NOT GONNA CUT ‫IT WITH !HEY, FRIEDA

‫?HEY, GUYS. GUESS WHAT

‫.MR. McDONALD SAID WE COULD

‫PUT UP THE DECORATIONS ‫.EARLY THIS YEAR

‫.COOL

‫.HEY, LOOK AT ME. I GOTTA GO

‫.GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR, UH, TEST

‫WHERE WERE YOU THIS ‫?WEEKEND, VIRGIL

‫I'VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ‫.TO YOU ABOUT HOMECOMING

‫?OH, REALLY

‫.YEAH, I NEED YOUR ADVICE

‫?YOU KNOW EDDIE THE QUARTERBACK

‫I HEARD HE WANTS TO ‫.TAKE ME TO THE DANCE

‫,BUT DAVE ALSO LEFT A MESSAGE

‫AND CLEO SAID THAT SETH GRAY

‫.WANTED MY PHONE NUMBER

‫?ISN'T IT WILD

‫!I'M JUGGLING 3 HOTTIES

‫,YOU KNOW, FRIEDA ‫.HOT ISN'T EVERYTHING

‫IN SOME CIRCLES, WIT ‫AND, UH OFFBEAT CHARM

‫.STILL COUNT FOR A LOT

‫IN FACT, I WAS WONDERING

‫IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE HONOR

‫.HEY, FRIEDA

‫.LOOKIN' GOOD

‫!Virgil: AAH

‫.[SNIFFS] SMELL GOOD, TOO

‫F-STOP, YOU NEED TO BRUSH ‫.UP ON BODY LANGUAGE 101

‫HERS SAYS, "NOT ‫".IN THIS LIFETIME

‫!GRR. AAH

‫LET'S SEE IF YOUR ‫FACE CAN UNDERSTAND

‫.WHAT MY FIST IS SAYING

‫!AAH

‫YO, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SWEATIN' ‫.MY MAN VIRGIL, F R ANCIS

‫NAH, WADE, WE ‫.WERE JUST PLAYING

‫.HERE, VIRG

‫.CATCH YOU LATER, VIRGIL

‫?Richie: TANGLING WITH F-STOP

‫?ARE YOU CRAZY

‫THE DUDE MAKES NORMAN BATES ‫.LOOK LIKE MISTER ROGERS

‫!TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

‫,IF IT WASN'T FOR WADE

‫I'D BE LOOKING FOR A ‫GOOD PLASTIC SURGEON

‫.RIGHT ABOUT NOW

‫.YEAH, STRAIGHT UP, V

‫HEY, IF ANY MORE STATIC BREAKS ‫,OUT BETWEEN YOU AND F-STOP

‫.YOU KNOW I GOT YOUR BACK

‫.THANKS, MAN

‫.PEACE... AND OUT

‫.IF ONLY HE KNEW KUNG FU

‫!HEY

‫I'M PICKING UP WHERE ‫.I LEFT OFF, CHUMP

‫!Virgil: COME ON, GUYS

‫!UNH

‫OH, GEE, CAN'T WE DO ‫?THIS LATER, FELLAS

‫A BEATDOWN JUST ‫DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT

‫WITHOUT LOCKERS AND ‫.DIM SCHOOL LIGHTING

‫.VIRGIL THE JOKESTER

‫LAUGH YOUR WAY OUT ‫.OF THIS, FUNNY MAN

‫!OOF! OW! UHH

‫F-STOP! WADE AND HIS ‫!HOMEY HEADED OUR WAY

‫YOU'LL BE SEEING ‫.MORE OF ME, VIRG

‫.BELIEVE THAT

‫[[BREATHING HEAVILY

‫[[GROANS

‫.Virgil: AH, WADE

‫I HAD 'EM JUST WHERE ‫!I WANTED 'EM, MAN

‫MEET ME UNDER THE ‫.STONE BRIDGE IN A HALF

‫HALF-HOUR? BUT I

‫I GOTTA MEET MY ‫!POPS IN A HALF-HOUR

‫.I... IN A HALF

‫,Virgil, in a low voice: SAY, SON ‫?WHERE WERE YOU THIS AFTERNOON

‫WELL, DAD, THE NICE GANGBANGERS ‫.INVITED ME FOR TEA AND COOKIES

‫SON, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ‫?BANGERS ARE DANGEROUS

‫,WITH ALL DUE RESPECT ‫!DAD, WELL, DUH

‫!AAH

‫.GEE, IT'S SO NICE OUT ‫.IT'S A SHAME TO BE INDOORS

‫.WELCOME TO OUR CRIB, VIRGIL

‫COZY. THIS PLACE SHOULD BE ON ‫.THAT SHOW, T H IS OLD WAREHOUSE

‫.I LIKE YOU, VIRGIL ‫.YOU'RE FUNNY

‫,AND YOU'RE SMART

‫BUT KEEPING FRANCIS ‫OFF YOUR BUTT

‫.TAKES TOO MUCH OF MY TIME

‫I... I NEVER ASKED ‫.YOU TO DO THAT, WADE

‫?HEAR THAT? DISSIN' WADE

‫!HE MUST BE CRAZY! WORD

‫THAT PUNK FRANCIS

‫IS LOOKING FOR ‫.STREET-CRED, YOUNG BROTHER

‫ONE DAY, HE'S GONNA CATCH YOU ‫.OUT THERE, AND I WON'T BE AROUND

‫SICK DUDE LIKE HIM, WHO ‫.KNOWS WHAT HE'LL DO THEN

‫GEE, I WAS KINDA HOPING ‫HE'D GET BORED OF ME

‫.AND GO TERRORIZE A TANK

‫.THIS IS NO JOKE, VIRGIL

‫THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY YOU'RE ‫.GONNA SAVE YOUR SKIN

‫.ROLL WITH MY CREW

‫!ME? YOU DON'T WANT ME

‫I'M ONLY 14, AND I'M TOO ‫!STRINGY TO BE A BANGER

‫.DON'T FRONT, VIRGIL

‫I'M OFFERING YOU ‫.LIFE INSURANCE

‫YOU JOIN UP, AND F-STOP ‫.WILL BACK OFF QUICK

‫HE AIN'T LOOKIN' TO ‫.TANGLE WITH THIS POSSE

‫!ALL RIGHT! THAT'S ‫RIGHT !WORD UP

‫,I FEEL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

‫!BUT IT'S MY POPS

‫HE'S GOT A TEENY LITTLE ‫,PROBLEM WITH GANGS

‫AND I'M TOO YOUNG ‫.TO BE HOMELESS

‫YOUR POPS GONNA WATCH ‫?YOUR BACK ALL DAY

‫HE GONNA BEAT ON ‫?F-STOP FOR YOU

‫ALWAYS SAID YOU ‫.WERE SMART, VIRGIL

‫.DON'T PROVE ME WRONG NOW

‫?FOOTBALL INJURY, HUH

‫YES, SIR. Sister: 2 THINGS

‫ONE... SINCE WHEN DO YOU PLAY ‫?FOOTBALL WITHOUT A HELMET

‫AND 2... SINCE WHEN ‫DOES YOUR NARROW BEHIND

‫?PLAY FOOTBALL AT ALL

‫?WHO ASKED YOU, MISS NOSY

‫?POPS, CAN I BE EXCUSED

‫.I'M REALLY SORE

‫.SURE, SON

‫?COME ON, DAD. FOOTBALL

‫HE'LL TALK ABOUT ‫.IT WHEN HE'S READY

‫!AHH

‫[[RINGS

‫?HELLO

‫.TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE

‫TELL ME YOU DID NOT ‫!JOIN WADE'S CREW

‫?WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT

‫!WORD'S ALL OVER, VIRG

‫IT'S LIKE THEY WANT ‫.EVERYONE TO KNOW

‫!BUT I DIDN'T

‫.NOT EXACTLY

‫.I MEAN, I DIDN'T SAY YES

‫,I JUST SORT OF NODDED

‫.LIKE I WAS THINKING ON IT

‫JEEZ, VIRGIL, YOUR MOM ‫.DIED FROM GANG FIRE

‫?DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT

‫?WHAT AM I GONNA DO

‫.I GOT THE "F" PROBLEM BIG TIME

‫YEAH? NOW YOU GOT THE ‫.WADE PROBLEM, TOO

‫.HE'S GONNA EXPECT FAVORS, MAN

‫.OK, OK, I'LL SQUASH THIS

‫TELL HIM THERE'S BEEN ‫.A MISUNDERSTANDING

‫MAYBE I COULD BE A BANGER ‫.WATER BOY OR SOMETHING

‫.[PHONE BEEPS] HOLD ‫ON .I GOT AN INCOMING

‫?HELLO

‫.MEET US AT THE DOCKS .NOW. ‫GATE 10

‫WE'RE TAKING CARE OF ‫.YOUR PROBLEM TONIGHT

‫!WADE? WADE

‫.TERRIFIC

‫?HELLO

‫!AAH

‫.KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

‫?WHAT'S GOING ON

‫THERE'S GONNA BE A ‫MAJOR THROW-DOWN TONIGHT

‫.WITH ALL THE CREWS IN THE CITY

‫!WADE, WE GOTTA TALK

‫!SHH. LOOK

‫TIME TO GO THE PERMANENT ‫.ROUTE, LITTLE BRO

‫.THIS WAY

‫!OH, MAN

‫I STEPPED INTO ‫!IT BIG THIS TIME

‫[[FIGHTING

‫?VIRGIL

‫.THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

‫!Voice: FREEZE

‫.YOU ARE IN A RESTRICTED AREA

‫DROP ALL WEAPONS AND ‫.STEP INTO THE OPEN

‫[[COUGHING

‫!AAH

‫!AAH! AAH

‫?WHAT'S GOING ON

‫.GRAB YOUR MASK

‫[[COUGHING

‫[[SNORING

‫[[GASPS

‫.I'M HOME

‫!I'M ALIVE

‫!GET... AH

‫!DANG STATIC ELECTRICITY

‫!WHOA

‫!DOWN, BOY

‫!OOF

‫!WHEW

‫.DON'T SLAM THE DOORS

‫.YES, SIR

‫?HUH

‫!WHOA

‫!DAD'S RAZOR

‫!IT'S POSSESSED

‫[[GASPS

‫!I'M A HUMAN FUSE BOX

‫[[PHONE RINGS

‫!I GOT IT! I GOT IT

‫?HELLO

‫?VIRGIL! WHAT HAPPENED

‫!YOU ARE GONNA TRIP

‫.MEET ME IN THE AUTO ‫JUNKYARD ASAP !BYE

‫?SAY WHAT

‫?VIRGIL

‫!YO, VIRGIL

‫[EXASPERATED SIGH] I'M ‫,WORRYING ABOUT HIS BUTT

‫AND HE'S RUSHING ME ‫OFF THE PHONE AND

‫!WHOA

‫!TELL ME THAT'S NOT COOL

‫HOW THE HECK DID YOU

‫THERE WAS AN ‫.EXPLOSION LAST NIGHT

‫.THERE WAS THIS GAS

‫.IT CHANGED ME, RICHIE

‫!CHECK IT OUT

‫!DOUBLE WHOA

‫YEAH, NO MORE ASKING MY POPS

‫!TO BORROW HIS CAR, DUDE

‫UH, YOU DON'T ‫.EVEN DRIVE YET, V

‫!WHATEVER

‫.OH, AND I RATHER LIKE THIS

‫!TALK ABOUT YOUR STATIC CLING

‫V-MAN, YOU COULD ‫!SO BE A SUPERHERO

‫?I COULD, COULDN'T I

‫[WHOA! [CRASH

‫COME ON, V. WE GOTTA ‫.GET YOU SOME GEAR

‫NOT YOUR BEST ‫.LOOK, CHICKEN LEGS

‫ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS ‫.IS JUST EMBARRASSING

‫NAH, YOU LOOK LIKE A ‫!BATTERY COMMERCIAL. NEXT

‫!WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A WINNER

‫Virgil: AND THAT'S PRETTY ‫.MUCH HOW IT ALL BEGAN

‫!PLEASE! HELP! OH, MAN

‫.WE NEED A LADDER

‫.GUESS I SHOULD GROUND 'EM

‫!WHOA! AAH! WHOA

‫!All: OOF

‫?HA HA HA... HUH

‫!THE NEW LAB COMPUTERS

‫!OOF

‫.THOSE LIGHTS GO OVER THERE

‫HEY, I THOUGHT ‫.VIRGIL WAS COMING

‫,OH, W-WELL, HE HAD TO ‫.UH, GET HIS VCR FIXED

‫,YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW IT ‫?UH, FLASHES 12:00, 12:00

‫.THAT

‫!Boy: CHECK IT OUT ‫?Girl: WHAT IS IT

‫!LOOKIT! LOOK! COME HERE

‫.SPECIAL DELIVERY

‫I HAD BUSINESS ‫,AT THE WAREHOUSE

‫!AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND

‫?WHO ARE YOU

‫.THE NAME'S STATIC

‫.I PUT A SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM

‫!GOOD LINE

‫I SEE YOU STILL GOT ‫.SOME WORK TO DO

‫FORTUNATELY, I'M WHAT YOU CALL

‫ONE OF YOUR ALL-PURPOSE ‫.SUPERHEROES

‫!IT'S BEAUTIFUL

‫NOT AS BEAUTIFUL ‫,AS THE SIGHT I SEE

‫.MA CHRIE

‫[THINKING] WHY ISN'T IT ‫?THIS EASY FOR VIRGIL

‫!SEE YA

‫!HE'S A NATURAL

‫.OH! IT'S GETTING WORSE ‫.THEY KEEP MUTATING

‫[[GROANING

‫[[GRUNTING

‫?IS THE HAZMAT TEAM HERE YET

‫!Nurse: AAH

‫!HE'S BURNING UP

‫[[SNARLING

‫[[LAUGHING

‫!WHAT A TRIP

‫[[ALL GASP

‫.THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

‫,♪ GOTTA GET UP ‫GOTTA GO, GET UP ♪

‫!WHOOOA

‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪

‫♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪

‫Static: I PUT A ‫!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM

‫!STATIC SHOCK