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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪

♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

Come on, everybody. No dilly dallying.

Howard, do you have the train tickets?

Yes, Marion, I have them.

And I've got your motion sickness pills and your Lysol.

What have you got in these bags, anyway?

Just light summer wear.

For how many summers, Marion?

Oh! Oh!

Shoot!

Oh. Thanks, Dad.

- Oh, boy. No, uh, Richard. - What?

Howard, this is no time to be playing basketball.

Uncle Ben is in serious trouble, and we cannot miss that train.

Playing? Mom, I almost broke my...

You're right. You're right.

Marion, will you please relax?

Now, we promised your Uncle Ben we'd be there

in time to help him run the dude ranch.

Well, we have to be there when the guests arrive on Sunday.

The train will be there with time to spare!

What if it has a flat?

Oh, I'm sorry, Howard.

I just get so nervous.

No, Richard, that's Joanie's camp trunk.

- It stays. - It stays?!

I hate traveling.

Joanie, will you get a move on?

My nails aren't dry yet!

Well, you tell that to the train when you miss it.

Oh, Howard, she's just at that age.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm back, huh?

You're moving out?

I'm very sad.

No, no, Fonzie, we're not moving out.

Oh, Arthur, it's just terrible.

My Uncle Ben is having trouble with his neighbor.

He must be a terrible man.

Uncle Ben called him a "sidewinder."

- Whoa. - He wants us all to be there.

He needs us. He's family.

He's a Kelp.

Translation?

Her Uncle Ben is in trouble, and we're all going to Colorado

to help him run his dude ranch.

Have a great time.

Well, actually, Fonzie, Uncle Ben's wire said

that he could use all the help he could get.

The whole family's going, and so are Ralph, Potsie and Al.

They're gonna meet us down at the station.

And we were wondering if...

I get your drift.

And I'll be more than happy to help you.

I'm gonna be in the neighborhood.

I'm at a bike rally in Arizona, which is just a...

around the corner from Colorado.

- You understand? - Oh, Arthur, good.

You're gonna have so much fun riding the horses.

Hold it!

Horses? I don't ride anything I can't put gas into, you know?

But like Roy Rogers used to say:

♪ Happy trails to you. ♪

♪♪

The driver's gonna take the luggage up to the house.

As far as the eye can see, this all belongs to the Kelp family.

- Nice car! Yeah! - Look at this!

- Oh, look at this. -Beautiful! - Oh. -That's wonderful.

- Howdy, folks. - Gorgeous car.

- Gorgeous. - Look over there...

Welcome to the Bar A Ranch.

- Thank you. - Which one of you is

Howard Cunningham?

Hi, there. I'm Howard Cunningham.

Oh, nice to meet you.

I'm H.R. Buchanan, your Uncle Ben's neighbor.

You're the sidewinder Uncle Ben wrote about.

Yeah, that's Uncle Ben.

He's a colorful old fellow.

Well, uh, what can we do for you, sir?

Oh, just here to welcome you.

- Oh, isn't that nice? - Yeah, and let you know

that I'm gonna have the law

throw you off the ranch in five days.

That's not nice.

Hey, wait a minute... You can't do that.

They promised us a free vacation.

- Yeah! -Yeah! - Yeah.

Oh, yes, I can.

See, I hold a note on Uncle Ben's ranch,

and it's due noon... Friday.

Your uncle didn't mention that in the wire, did he, Marion?

Well, he wanted to save the money to help pay the note.

He sent the wire collect.

Do you have the money or not?

Well, w-we, uh... we-we don't have it now,

but, uh, we will have it by Friday.

Yes... right...

We'll have it by Friday.

Oh, ho, ho, you might as well turn over the ranch now.

It's obvious you people are not capable of running it.

My dad took a failing hardware store,

and he turned it into a successful business.

That's right.

- Isn't that right? - Yeah!

Well, there's more

to running a ranch than selling curtain rods.

Now, look here, Mr. Sidewinder.

Nobody pushes a Cunningham around.

Yeah!

You better believe it! That's right.

And we'll run the ranch and pay the note.

- Yeah. - Yeah. -Right.

Well, how are you going to do that, young lady?

I hired all your wranglers.

All except one.

An ornery wrangler... named Thunder.

Well, you haven't even seen ornery

till you've run up against the Cunninghams, bucko.

And Howard Cunningham does not quit.

- That's right. - That's right.

- That's right. - And neither does Al Delvecchio.

- No. -No. - Yeah.

- Neither does Potsie Weber. - That's right.

Ah...

Hank? Hmm?

I'd like some time to think about it.

And stay off!

Did you see the horns on that car?

- Richard... - Right. Stay off!

Well, where's Uncle Ben?

Looks like there's somebody over there by the pool.

That's not Uncle Ben.

Potsie, do my eyes deceive me?

Will you look at that lovely in the pool?

Must be a mirage.

Maybe I can kiss her before she fades.

Yeah.

Hiya, baby.

- Hey, what are you doing? - Young lady!

- What was that all about? - What did you do that for?

Well, why did you throw him in the pool?

Yeah, he's not that bad.

Well, you don't work for H.R.?

- No. - No, we're the Cunninghams.

Oh... well, you startled me.

There's been so much trouble with H.R. lately.

Well... you okay?

I'm sorry.

It's a good thing we weren't on the edge of a cliff.

Well, Ben said you'd be here. I'm real glad you've arrived.

- Well, where is Ben? - Why, he's laid up.

It's his back.

- A bull threw him. - Oh, wow.

Oh, we better go inside, see how he is.

- Yeah. - Aw...

Yeah, I'll-I'll be up there in just a minute.

I-I want to look around

and try and find this ornery wrangler, Thunder.

I'm Thunder.

You're Thunder?

Why, you're not ornery.

You're-you're very cute.

Yeah, real cute!

Yeah, but definitely not ornery.

Ornery.

Take my word for it.

Ornery.

Ralph, you can get out of the pool now.

It's perfectly safe.

I'm sorry, but you surprised me.

You okay?

Do you give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

Do you want to go back in the pool?

Not necessary. I'm breathing well now.

Well, we can gab later.

By the way, which one of you cook?

Al here owns a restaurant.

Well, uh, that's as far as we'll go.

Well, the dining area's over there,

and the kitchen's in the barn.

Al, you think you can rustle us up some vittles?

Well, I'll try, ma'am, but I've never rustled a vittle before.

Yeah, that's good.

Well, I guess we ought to mosey over to the corral,

rope us a tenderfoot and Cayuse them mavericks.

Uh, I beg your pardon? I didn't understand a word you said.

Well, I thought that's the way everybody talked out here.

You're cute.

You don't make much sense, but you're cute.

I'm cute.

Oh, yeah, you're real cute, Rich.

Boy, that's-that's pretty nice.

Got your own horse and everything.

Yeah. Hold on, Licorice.

Licorice?! That's a great horse.

Yeah, but he's got a sweet tooth, loves licorice.

See you later, boys.

- See you. -So long. - Bye.

See you.

Sweet tooth.

I love banana splits.

Nobody calls me bananas.

Not to your face.

Hey, guys, guys.

- The bus is coming. - Oh, good.

- Well, we're ready for 'em. - Yeah.

Bring on them dudes.

All right, roll out, and show these folks a good time.

- Oh, how y'all doing? - Welcome!

Howdy, ma'am. Howdy, partner.

Welcome to the Bar A. Good to have you.

Howdy, partner. Howdy, ma'am.

- Hi. - Come on, partners and partettes.

- Oh... - Okay, Malph.

It's a big one, Malph.

- All right, heavy one. - Right this way, folks.

- All right, guys. - Welcome. Welcome.

Hi. Hello.

- Here comes another one. - The bus here already, huh?

Yes, it's guestward ho.

Hand me that other one up there on top.

You got it. Let me down.

- Did you have a nice talk with Uncle Ben? - Yeah.

He's pretty worried, Marion.

It seems he got hurt pretty bad by all the heavy rains

they've had here for the last two summers.

- Cut his business way down. - Here comes another one.

- He had to borrow on the ranch. - Poor Uncle Ben.

We have to make a go of it, Howard.

Well, we'll do our best.

He's talking about moving in with us.

Oh?

Well, we'll-we'll make a bedroom out of your study.

My study?

We'll make it, Marion.

Shouldn't be too bad.

Hey, Malph!

Malph!

What-what are you doing?!

- Did you dent that bag? - I'll show you "dent the bag"!

What are you, try... you're supposed

- to catch 'em, not throw 'em. - Throw it here...

in a man's face!

Would you do it right?!

On second thought, it could be bad.

Why don't you look what you're doing,

instead of looking at girls? Come on...

I'm sweating to death up here!

Well, this is the second day, and so far, so good.

So far, so good?

- Yeah. - Three horses got loose.

Ralph almost hung himself trying to hang up the lights.

Al has cooked nothing but beans,

and Potsie dropped all the sheets in the swimming pool.

Joanie, it has not been a bed of roses.

Not much different than a Saturday night at Arnold's.

Yeah, it has been fun, hasn't it?

Yeah.

You know, Joanie, I was thinking, and...

uh, I was talking to Dad and I was saying that I...

that I thought...

Is that a cloud of dust?

Do you hear the sound of thundering hoofbeats?

- No. No. - It-it couldn't be.

It's Fonzie!

Fonz, you made it.

Yeah, you found the ranch all right.

Well, no problem.

I mean, thanks to my wonderful Indian guide, Soft Doe.

She helped me find the ranch,

and I, in turn, helped her locate my lips.

I deeply appreciate it.

Thank you.

Likewise, I'm sure.

- Uh, do you want some breakfast? - No, I had some

on the trail there. Thanks a lot.

On the trail. Oh, isn't that great?

Eating out in the open,

under a canopy of the great Western sky?

Yeah.

Yeah, we ate at Howard Johnson's.

I love this cowboy life, you know?

Hey, get along, little dogie.

Heyyy.

Howard Johnson's?

Met any boys yet, Joanie?

Oh, did I?

You should see the local hunks.

Oh, there was this one guy delivering hay.

He had arms and shoulders.

- He was... ooh. - Is that it?

Is that all a guy is to you, is just arms and shoulders?

Okay. What do you see in a girl?

Well, I see... uh...

Help me with the sign, will you?

Yeah.

Honey, here's another reservation for four.

Oh, good.

We're building.

But still way short of what he owes.

Oh, Howard, now, couldn't we loan Uncle Ben the ranch money?

Sweetheart, I've given him all I could.

Now, the rest of my cash is tied up in inventory.

Don't worry about it.

We'll make it.

Oh, Howard, you do have spunk.

- Oh, hi, Thunder. Hi. -Howdy.

Did somebody put a motorcycle in one of the stalls?

Oh, that's Fonzie's.

Fonzie?

- He's a friend of ours. - Oh.

Yeah, well, that's too bad.

You should see what the cow just did to it.

Yep. Oh, there's dents all over it.

But, uh, I just hammered 'em right back out.

Oh, that's great. Listen,

- how we doing, Thunder? - Well,

- so far, so good. - Yeah?

- Well, except... - Except what?

Well...

every year about this time, the Bar A stages a rodeo.

It's big business,

and wranglers from all the ranches around compete.

It's tradition.

The guests really look forward to it.

But this year...

But this year you're thinking that us dudes can't handle it?

Well, I forget... you folks just don't quit.

Oh, boy.

Broncing hunks, roping hunks, wrangling hunks.

Oh, I just love rodeos.

- Joanie. - Behave yourself, Joanie.

Well, if the people want a rodeo,

the rodeo is on.

- Yeah. - Oh, boy! You people don't quit!

Oh, Mrs. Cunningham, you're just like your Uncle Ben.

I'll go spread the word!

Isn't she a lovely girl?

Oh, yeah. And great muscles.

Ha, ha, ha.

I'm talking about wrangling, you know, uh,

throwing guys into swimming pools.

Mm-hmm.

All right, come on, fellas. Just follow me.

We're coming, we're coming.

Come on, Potsie. This way. Oh, hi, gang.

Look what I got.

It's a whole side of beef, and I'm gonna cook it

like the cowboys did in the old days, over an open fire.

- Hey, Al? - Yeah.

This is heavy.

Oh! Well, come on. This way.

Couldn't we have bought it live and walked it over?

- Come on, guys. Just keep moving. - I'm moving! I'm moving!

I should have been a vegetarian.

Here it is!

Okay, Pots, get it up over there, will you?

Ow!

Way out here?

Why couldn't you just cook it inside?

Did you ever try stuffing one of these in an oven?

- Good boy... - Yeah...

All right, Al, set up. Turn on the fire.

- Yeah. - Turn on?

You guys got to go hunt up some wood.

Where do we get that?

That's why they threw him out of the Cub Scouts.

RICHIE: Good morning!

This is your social director, Old Smiling Cunningham.

I'm here to tell you about today's fun.

But, first, a commercial:

Don't forget about the big rodeo tomorrow.

There'll be a special guest star...

Diablo, a killer bull.

We're gonna start off our first full day of activities here

at the Bar A Ranch with a trail ride.

All those interested, please mosey down to the main hall.

Thank you.

- Fonz. - Yeah.

You gonna go with us on the trail ride?

- Horses? - Yeah.

Whoa.

All right, listen up,

all buckettes within hearing distance.

The first Fonzarelli nature walk

is taking place right now. Grab hold of your leader.

Let's go.

All right, don't wrinkle the leather, girls.

Don't ruin the leather. Horses?

Is he talking horses?

He can even do it over a loudspeaker.

Go on through, folks.

Trail goes right on out that way.

Just follow the trail, folks.

Whoa.

- Tired? - No.

No, I was just admiring the scenery.

Yep. It's one of my favorite spots.

Licorice and I come here quite often.

It's beautiful, all right.

You know, there's an Indian legend about this spot.

An Indian princess promised to wait here for her brave

until he returned from a buffalo hunt.

But he never returned,

and this pond was formed by her tears.

Whew. Sad story.

Yep. Well, now lovers come here together.

And if it's a true love,

they say you can hear that Indian princess crying.

What's it sound like?

I don't know.

I never heard it before.

But they say it sounds something like the whistling wind.

What was that?

Oh, just a bird, Richie.

Oh. Yeah.

Wow, we better, uh, catch up with the others.

- Yeah, come on, Rich. - Yeah.

That's it, keep your right hand down a little bit.

You got it.

Hey, you're doing real good, Joanie.

How's this?

Great.

Hang on, now.

Yeah, that's it. Sit up a little more straight.

- Keep your toes in. - Oh...

You're teaching me real good, Phil.

Aw, you can do it yourself. Looks good.

You're doing great.

Boy, you sure are a good teacher, Phil.

Aw, shucks, there's nothing to it with a girl like you.

Oh! Oh, uh, there's my mom and dad.

I'll be right back, okay?

- Oh, okay. - Okay.

- Hi, Mom and Dad. - Hi.

Phil taught me how to ride.

Phil?

Howdy, ma'am; sir.

Oh, yeah, he's just a local boy.

You already know how to ride.

Yeah, but he doesn't know that. Shh.

She not only grew taller at summer camp,

she grew smarter.

Looks like we got company.

What are you doing here, bucko?

I heard there was a rodeo on,

and came over to enter some of my boys.

That's fine, that'll be, uh,

an entry fee of $10 per person.

Oh, it's worth it

just to see some of you tenderfeet

try and bumble through a rodeo.

Here you are, sonny.

Now that that's taken care of,

I think you fellas better mosey.

Mosey?

I just thought some of my boys and I might

take a little dip in your pool.

You mind?

- Only one thing stopping you. - What's that?

- Me. - And me.

Hey.

Hey, don't forget about me. Whoa.

Howdy, Fonz.

Hey.

Why don't you fill me in, Red?

All right. It all started when we got here.

Well, he's got a Cadillac with horns on it.

Uh, something about a paper and we owe him money.

He's a sidewinder, Fonz, we're trying to get him out of here.

We'll leave when we feel like it.

Well, I certainly hope that you feel like it,

'cause your horses are gonna leave.

We'll meet again!

How did he do that?

They had to be female horses.

Well, I'll be over helping the guests.

Excuse me.

Whoa, nice to meet you, too.

Yeah. Great.

You meet her on the trail or something like that?

No. Her name is Thunder.

She's a wrangler here at the ranch.

Well, there must be something to this, uh,

ranch life, you know?

- Yeah, there is. - Hey.

You ride into any sunsets, you know?

Sunsets?

Oh.

No, Fonz, no... we had one pretty good conversation.

Well look, I don't want to interfere here,

I mean, if you want to put your brand on this filly...

Hey, listen to me, I'm talking like a cowboy.

I'm dressed like a cowboy, I feel like a cowboy.

No, Fonz, no, I... We're just friends.

- Yeah? - I think she's a very nice girl.

Seems bright, certainly is conscientious

with all the livestock.

- Just your average cowgirl. - Yeah.

Her name's Thunder?

I'm gonna go over there and see if I can make some lightning.

Whoa. All right, stop your horse.

Whoa, whoa, there, whoa.

Ah, so you're Fonzie.

Yeah.

You're Thunder.

Yep. And uh, this here is Licorice.

Likewise, likewise.

Do you ever brush?

Hey, let me say something to you, uh...

you know, in Milwaukee, we got this, uh,

natural wonder called Inspiration Point,

and I was just wondering if maybe you and me

want to start, like, the Western version.

Well thanks a lot, but uh,

Richie and I have got to walk the horses.

- You do, huh? - Uh-huh.

I'm alone here.

Is it me?

Now, hold it, wait a minute.

Girls, you had me worried there for a minute.

Don't do that again, huh?

Nice to see you...

Nice to see you.

Let's go on a little nature walk.

Did you ever see this over here?

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you, Tex Weber,

for that sad but lovely song.

And now it's hoedown time, so everybody line up

and it's the Virginia reel.

Come on, Richie, let's stomp.

Well, I don't... uh, stomp.

I don't think I stomp.

Hey, cowgirl, how would like to twirl with me?

I'm real sorry, but this is Richie's dance.

I guess this is, uh, my dance.

What do I do?

I waste my gas money looking like Roy Rogers,

she dances with a carrot.

Get over here.

Do you want to, uh... with me?

- Yeah. - All right, let's do it.

Fonz, that was pretty good.

Yeah, they say that I got a knack for the do-si-do.

Do-si-do, uh... Virginia reel.

Yeah? Well, then, I got two knacks.

- You did real good, too, Richie. - Oh, thanks.

Kid didn't do too bad,

once I get the hang of it there, you know.

All right, Rich, where did you learn how to stomp like that?

Oh, well, you know...

I really appreciate that you danced with me, you understand?

Why don't you get yourself some punch

or something right there, all right?

- Thanks. - Yeah, don't worry about it.

Hey, uh, pretty cowgirl,

there's a beautiful moon out there tonight.

Why don't we eyeball it together, huh?

Hey, you know, that's a good idea.

I think I'll take a walk with my two favorite fellas.

Yeah.

Richie and my horse, Licorice.

♪♪

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

And welcome to the seventh annual Bar A rodeo!

Sanctioned by the Colorado County Cattleman's Association,

who's also provided all the prize money.

Here's some Western jokes, Howie.

They're gold. Don't ruin 'em.

Oh... Thanks, Ralph.

And, uh, now, on with the rodeo!

Leading off the parade is Marion Cunningham,

doing some tricks on a dancing horse.

And now entering the arena

is a chuck wagon.

"Speaking of chuck wagons,

"did you hear the one about the drunken cowboy

"who went up to the chuck wagon chef and said

"he hadn't had a bite to eat in three days,

so the chef bit him?"

Oh, boy, this is exciting.

Yippe-yi! Yippee-ay!

Yippee-o! Yippee-u!

I know all the yippees.

- Let's give the fans a thrill, Al. - Okay.

- Giddyup! - Look out, Rich!

Uh, oh. Whoa! Whoa!

- Oh, hold the horses. - Hold the...

Are you gonna make it?

Oh, man!

And now entering the arena is a young lady

representing one of the most famous of Western women,

Annie Oakley.

Thank you, Annie Oakley.

And button your shirt.

Uh, gold helped settle the West as thousands of prospectors

flooded the area in search of easy money

and stayed to become solid citizens.

The prospector's means

of transportation was the ever-faithful burro.

"This burro's name is

"Manhattan, and he has four brothers...

Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens and Staten Island."

I'm gonna kill you, Ralph.

He's tarnishing my gold, Pots.

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, yeah!

Fonzie!

It's rodeo time, ladies and gentlemen.

And the first event is bronco busting.

In one corner, Thunder McCoy!

Now, look, Thunder, you don't have to do this.

Aw, it's fun.

Besides, every penny I win goes to your Uncle Ben.

See you, Richie!

Outside!

There goes a real human being.

Go, Thunder! Go, Thunder!

Come on, Thunder! Ride him!

A beautiful ride, ladies and gentlemen.

Aw... Fun, huh, Rich?

Yup, this is the life.

The great outdoors, roping, wrangling.

Kind of makes you want to enter it, doesn't it?

Are you nuts, Rich?

Hey, Joanie.

- Hey, Rich. - Hiya, Phil. What you doing?

Well, I want to make sure I get a good seat.

The girl trick riders are coming up.

I really dig girl trick riders.

Oh, what a coincidence.

I'm gonna enter the trick riding.

Oh, brother.

But I just taught you how to ride yesterday.

Oh, but you're such a good teacher.

Kids.

Kids in the West.

Yee-haw!

Ride 'em, cowboy!

I'm gonna bust this bronco.

I'm gonna wear you out!

Yee-haw!

I think I'm ready to try it, Pots.

Yeah. Too bad they don't have an event for this thing.

You're real good.

I'll tell you something, Pots...

bronco riding's all a matter of timing, skill and courage.

Right.

You don't have any of those things.

Pots, let's get on up to the corral

and see if we can rustle us up some fillies.

Couldn't we find us some girls instead?

Just kidding.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention to Diablo?

For the fourth consecutive year, the Cattleman's Association

is offering $1,000

to the first person who can ride this killer bull.

And the offer is good

for the duration of Diablo's stay at the Bar A Ranch.

And now, the next contestant...

the next contestant is Billy Jenkins from the Lazy Bar Ranch.

"Jenkins has roped many a calf.

That's how he met Mrs. Jenkins."

That's my dad.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, Howie, I should have done the joke.

Sure, Malph.

Oh.

It's roundup time.

Not bad, huh?

Whoa.

Arthur, are you going to enter any of these events?

Mrs. C., I have set lots of records

outside the rodeo arena.

Hi.

Boy, it's going great, isn't it?

Dad, those jokes you're doing... very funny.

It must have been the delivery.

I see your cowgirl is doing just great out there.

Fonz, she's not my cowgirl.

Is that a fact?

I can't believe it. You're getting all riled up

just because we took a walk together!

I'll tell you something, Carrot. I ain't riled!

Ladies, please.

Attention, ladies and gentlemen.

We have a challenger to ride Diablo, the killer bull.

It's Hank Plunket.

Hank Plunket from H. R. Buchanan's ranch.

And I have, right here in my hand,

a certified check for $1,000,

if Hank can stay on for eight seconds.

Poor Uncle Ben.

That's why he tried to ride the bull... to win the $1,000.

Well, Uncle Ben always went for the easy buck.

Is that a joke, Howard?

Watch the bull, Marion.

You've got to ride this Diablo, Hank.

Those dudes, at the Bar,

the Bar A Ranch, are winning prize money.

I don't like that.

- All righty, boss. - All right.

I'm here to give this gentleman a hand.

Is the rope tight?

Oh, don't worry, sonny.

I checked it myself.

I don't trust a boy doing a man's job.

You're all set, Hank.

All right, here we go.

- All set. - Open the chute!

Good luck!

Oh!

Uh...

The time on that... one second!

Time sure flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?

And now for the trick riding event.

And the first contestant will be Joanie Cunningham

from the Bar A Ranch.

I-I just hope she doesn't try anything too tricky.

- Do you know what you're doing? - Yeah!

"Yeah!" That's what you said

just before you fell off that bicycle, remember that?

And this is a lot taller than a bicycle.

Aw, sit on it, Rich.

You just make sure you sit on it.

I will.

I told you to sit on it!

- Is she all right? - Yes.

That's our daughter, folks, huh?

Oh, Joanie, I didn't know you could trick ride.

Trick ride?!

I was riding no hands and slipped.

The whole time I was trying

to get back on the horse... I tell you.

Oh... It was nothing, nothing.

All in a day's ride.

Hey, Joanie, that was really something.

Yeah.

Ah, well, you're such a good teacher.

Oh, yeah? Come on, I'll help you wipe the horse down.

Oh...!

See you, folks.

"Oh, you're such a good teacher."

- I don't know why she... - Don't say anything, Marion.

You used the same line on me in high school.

- I never did. - Oh, yes, you did.

I was getting C's in biology and you were getting A's

and you asked me to help you.

You just never forget a thing, do you, Howard?

Oh, howdy, ma'am.

This is a nice rodeo, Cunningham.

It's too bad I'll be running it next year.

Oh, yeah?

Same to you, sidewinder.

Same to you? That doesn't make any sense, Marion.

Will you just announce the rodeo, Howard?

Okay, folks, on with our Western Jamboree.

♪ Hear the crowd ♪

♪ Giving spirit to the cowboy ♪

♪ How they love the fighting cowboy ♪

♪ Teamed against a stronger foe ♪

♪ Town to town ♪

♪ Always wishing he could stay awhile ♪

♪ And always looking for a friendly smile ♪

♪ He don't like to be alone ♪

♪ Listen for the rodeo ♪

♪ This is where you will find the quiet hero ♪

♪ Listen for the rodeo ♪

♪ This is where you will find the joy and sorrow ♪

♪ The joy and sorrow ♪

♪ At the rodeo ♪

♪ The rodeo ♪

♪ The rodeo. ♪

Ladies and gentlemen, competing

in the final event of the day... Thunder McCoy.

- That, look at that! Terrific! - Fantastic, Thunder!

Boy, that was fast. That's great.

Great!

Oh, a good time, ladies and gentlemen...

Ten and a half seconds.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the official judges have picked as the overall winner

our own wrangler, Thunder McCoy.

Well?

Ah, it's coming along just fine.

Oh, great.

Maybe sometime tomorrow night.

All right, then let's just serve something else.

Well, we still got the beans.

Well, serve them, Alfred.

You've done a wonderful job disguising the beans.

Aw, thank you.

Uh, Mom... Mom, look,

the guests are not gonna like this.

I mean, especially after lunch.

Bean kabob.

They're not gonna like not eating, either.

Hey!

It just passed medium raw.

Maybe I can fix it.

Oh, hey.

Ladies and gentlemen...

in keeping with our rodeo flavor of the day,

our chef, Alfredo...

has prepared an authentic cowboy meal

for you all tonight.

More beans.

I'm sure that you're all gonna enjoy

this simple fare,

so typical of the Old West.

All right, listen up!

Al's trying his best.

In the old days, you would have had to go out

and trap your own dinner... Squirrels, skunks...

That's right, pee-yew! Skunks!

You better just be grateful.

Thank you.

You're all much too kind.

Marion, are you sure these figures are right?

Positive.

Even with the rodeo money that Thunder won.

At the rate we're going, we're gonna be $1,200 or $1,300 short

when the note comes due.

Well, don't worry about it.

We'll make it.

Dear, this Western air has made you so forceful.

Yes, it has, hasn't it?

Tell me, has it done anything for you?

Uh, maybe.

Oh, uh, I'm going out and watch the, uh,

deer and the antelope play.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

I'll see you later at the pool, okay?

Oh, I love your flower.

Don't forget.

Oh... the hunk loves me.

The hunk loves me not.

The hunk loves me.

The hunk loves me not.

Howdy.

Well, hello there, young fella.

You see, I told you that I smelled something,

but I thought it was a rotten banana, you know?

It's you.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I just came by to remind you all that there's just

24 hours left before I, uh, throw you off the ranch.

Well, I just want to remind you

that we still have a day.

And we may make it.

Uh-huh.

Not bad for a bunch of dudes, huh, bucko?

Uh...

do me a favor, okay?

Don't "young man" me again, all right?

It gives me a rash.

Yeah, sure.

I like to leave with a bang.

Hey, what's happening?

- Help! - Grab the reins, Joanie.

Help!

She can't! They're trailing!

Help! Mom, Dad, help!

Hurry! I'm afraid!

I didn't know she was in the wagon.

I didn't even see her.

- No kidding. - Oh!

I didn't see you either.

Come on, Red, let's go.

Oh, my goodness.

Hold onto your hat.

Oh, boys, catch her.

Hurry! Please!

Help! Help me!

Somebody help me.

I can't reach the reins!

Help! Help me!

Help! Help!

Stop! Please, stop!

Please, Fonzie, Richie, rescue me!

Help! Help!

Mom, Dad, help!

Hurry! I'm afraid!

Stop! Please stop!

Please, Fonzie, Richie, rescue me!

Help! Help me!

We're gaining on 'em!

Good, Fonz! Just keep me posted!

Fonzie, Richie, help me!

I can't get the reins!

Help me!

Fonzie, Richie, get up here!

I can't... Help me, Richie!

Watch out, watch out for the wheel!

Hold on, Cunningham!

Why?

You don't want to know.

Fonzie, watch out for the ditch!

Aayyh!

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rockin' and rollin' all week long ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪ - ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪ - ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪