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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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Come on, everybody.
No dilly dallying.
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Howard, do you
have the train tickets?
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Yes, Marion, I have them.
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And I've got your motion
sickness pills and your Lysol.
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What have you got in
these bags, anyway?
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Just light summer wear.
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For how many summers, Marion?
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Oh! Oh!
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Shoot!
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Oh. Thanks, Dad.
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- Oh, boy. No, uh, Richard.
- What?
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Howard, this is no time
to be playing basketball.
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Uncle Ben is in serious trouble,
and we cannot miss that train.
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Playing? Mom, I
almost broke my...
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You're right. You're right.
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Marion, will you please relax?
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Now, we promised your
Uncle Ben we'd be there
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in time to help him
run the dude ranch.
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Well, we have to be there when
the guests arrive on Sunday.
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The train will be there
with time to spare!
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What if it has a flat?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Howard.
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I just get so nervous.
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No, Richard, that's
Joanie's camp trunk.
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- It stays.
- It stays?!
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I hate traveling.
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Joanie, will you get a move on?
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My nails aren't dry yet!
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Well, you tell that to the
train when you miss it.
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Oh, Howard, she's
just at that age.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I'm back, huh?
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You're moving out?
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I'm very sad.
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No, no, Fonzie,
we're not moving out.
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Oh, Arthur, it's just terrible.
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My Uncle Ben is having
trouble with his neighbor.
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He must be a terrible man.
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Uncle Ben called
him a "sidewinder."
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- Whoa.
- He wants us all to be there.
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He needs us. He's family.
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He's a Kelp.
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Translation?
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Her Uncle Ben is in trouble,
and we're all going to Colorado
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to help him run his dude ranch.
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Have a great time.
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Well, actually, Fonzie,
Uncle Ben's wire said
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that he could use all
the help he could get.
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The whole family's going,
and so are Ralph, Potsie and Al.
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They're gonna meet
us down at the station.
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And we were wondering if...
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I get your drift.
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And I'll be more than
happy to help you.
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I'm gonna be in
the neighborhood.
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I'm at a bike rally in
Arizona, which is just a...
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around the corner from Colorado.
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- You understand?
- Oh, Arthur, good.
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You're gonna have so
much fun riding the horses.
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Hold it!
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Horses? I don't ride anything
I can't put gas into, you know?
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But like Roy Rogers used to say:
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♪ Happy trails to you. ♪
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♪♪
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The driver's gonna take
the luggage up to the house.
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As far as the eye can see, this
all belongs to the Kelp family.
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- Nice car! Yeah!
- Look at this!
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- Oh, look at this. -Beautiful!
- Oh. -That's wonderful.
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- Howdy, folks.
- Gorgeous car.
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- Gorgeous.
- Look over there...
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Welcome to the Bar A Ranch.
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- Thank you.
- Which one of you is
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Howard Cunningham?
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Hi, there. I'm
Howard Cunningham.
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Oh, nice to meet you.
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I'm H.R. Buchanan, your
Uncle Ben's neighbor.
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You're the sidewinder
Uncle Ben wrote about.
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Yeah, that's Uncle Ben.
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He's a colorful old fellow.
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Well, uh, what can
we do for you, sir?
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Oh, just here to welcome you.
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- Oh, isn't that nice?
- Yeah, and let you know
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that I'm gonna have the law
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throw you off the
ranch in five days.
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That's not nice.
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Hey, wait a minute...
You can't do that.
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They promised
us a free vacation.
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- Yeah! -Yeah!
- Yeah.
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Oh, yes, I can.
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See, I hold a note
on Uncle Ben's ranch,
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and it's due noon... Friday.
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Your uncle didn't mention
that in the wire, did he, Marion?
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Well, he wanted to save the
money to help pay the note.
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He sent the wire collect.
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Do you have the money or not?
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Well, w-we, uh...
we-we don't have it now,
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but, uh, we will
have it by Friday.
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Yes... right...
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We'll have it by Friday.
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Oh, ho, ho, you might as
well turn over the ranch now.
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It's obvious you people
are not capable of running it.
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My dad took a
failing hardware store,
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and he turned it into
a successful business.
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That's right.
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- Isn't that right?
- Yeah!
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Well, there's more
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to running a ranch
than selling curtain rods.
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Now, look here, Mr. Sidewinder.
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Nobody pushes a
Cunningham around.
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Yeah!
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You better believe
it! That's right.
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And we'll run the
ranch and pay the note.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. -Right.
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Well, how are you going
to do that, young lady?
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I hired all your wranglers.
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All except one.
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An ornery wrangler...
named Thunder.
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Well, you haven't
even seen ornery
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till you've run up against
the Cunninghams, bucko.
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And Howard
Cunningham does not quit.
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- That's right.
- That's right.
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- That's right.
- And neither does Al Delvecchio.
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- No. -No.
- Yeah.
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- Neither does Potsie Weber.
- That's right.
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Ah...
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Hank? Hmm?
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I'd like some time
to think about it.
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And stay off!
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Did you see the
horns on that car?
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- Richard...
- Right. Stay off!
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Well, where's Uncle Ben?
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Looks like there's somebody
over there by the pool.
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That's not Uncle Ben.
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Potsie, do my eyes deceive me?
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Will you look at that
lovely in the pool?
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Must be a mirage.
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Maybe I can kiss
her before she fades.
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Yeah.
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Hiya, baby.
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- Hey, what are you doing?
- Young lady!
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- What was that all about?
- What did you do that for?
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Well, why did you
throw him in the pool?
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Yeah, he's not that bad.
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Well, you don't work for H.R.?
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- No.
- No, we're the Cunninghams.
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Oh... well, you startled me.
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There's been so much
trouble with H.R. lately.
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Well... you okay?
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I'm sorry.
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It's a good thing we
weren't on the edge of a cliff.
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Well, Ben said you'd be here.
I'm real glad you've arrived.
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- Well, where is Ben?
- Why, he's laid up.
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It's his back.
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- A bull threw him.
- Oh, wow.
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Oh, we better go
inside, see how he is.
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- Yeah.
- Aw...
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Yeah, I'll-I'll be up
there in just a minute.
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I-I want to look around
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and try and find this
ornery wrangler, Thunder.
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I'm Thunder.
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You're Thunder?
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Why, you're not ornery.
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You're-you're very cute.
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Yeah, real cute!
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Yeah, but definitely not ornery.
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Ornery.
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Take my word for it.
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Ornery.
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Ralph, you can get
out of the pool now.
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It's perfectly safe.
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I'm sorry, but you surprised me.
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You okay?
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Do you give
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
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Do you want to go
back in the pool?
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Not necessary. I'm
breathing well now.
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Well, we can gab later.
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By the way, which
one of you cook?
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Al here owns a restaurant.
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Well, uh, that's
as far as we'll go.
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Well, the dining
area's over there,
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and the kitchen's in the barn.
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Al, you think you can
rustle us up some vittles?
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Well, I'll try, ma'am, but I've
never rustled a vittle before.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Well, I guess we ought to
mosey over to the corral,
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rope us a tenderfoot and
Cayuse them mavericks.
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Uh, I beg your pardon? I didn't
understand a word you said.
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Well, I thought that's the
way everybody talked out here.
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You're cute.
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You don't make much
sense, but you're cute.
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I'm cute.
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Oh, yeah, you're
real cute, Rich.
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Boy, that's-that's pretty nice.
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Got your own horse
and everything.
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Yeah. Hold on, Licorice.
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Licorice?! That's a great horse.
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Yeah, but he's got a
sweet tooth, loves licorice.
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See you later, boys.
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- See you. -So long.
- Bye.
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See you.
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Sweet tooth.
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I love banana splits.
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Nobody calls me bananas.
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Not to your face.
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Hey, guys, guys.
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- The bus is coming.
- Oh, good.
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- Well, we're ready for 'em.
- Yeah.
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Bring on them dudes.
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All right, roll out, and show
these folks a good time.
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- Oh, how y'all doing?
- Welcome!
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Howdy, ma'am. Howdy, partner.
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Welcome to the Bar
A. Good to have you.
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Howdy, partner. Howdy, ma'am.
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- Hi.
- Come on, partners and partettes.
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- Oh...
- Okay, Malph.
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It's a big one, Malph.
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- All right, heavy one.
- Right this way, folks.
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- All right, guys.
- Welcome. Welcome.
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Hi. Hello.
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- Here comes another one.
- The bus here already, huh?
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Yes, it's guestward ho.
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Hand me that other
one up there on top.
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You got it. Let me down.
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- Did you have a nice talk with Uncle Ben?
- Yeah.
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He's pretty worried, Marion.
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It seems he got hurt pretty
bad by all the heavy rains
251
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,409
they've had here for
the last two summers.
252
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,190
- Cut his business way down.
- Here comes another one.
253
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,843
- He had to borrow on the ranch.
- Poor Uncle Ben.
254
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,942
We have to make
a go of it, Howard.
255
00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,850
Well, we'll do our best.
256
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,389
He's talking about
moving in with us.
257
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,958
Oh?
258
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:02,620
Well, we'll-we'll make a
bedroom out of your study.
259
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,391
My study?
260
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,022
We'll make it, Marion.
261
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,623
Shouldn't be too bad.
262
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,300
Hey, Malph!
263
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,598
Malph!
264
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,002
What-what are you doing?!
265
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,306
- Did you dent that bag?
- I'll show you "dent the bag"!
266
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,808
What are you, try...
you're supposed
267
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,763
- to catch 'em, not throw 'em.
- Throw it here...
268
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,378
in a man's face!
269
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,449
Would you do it right?!
270
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,893
On second thought,
it could be bad.
271
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:24,994
Why don't you look
what you're doing,
272
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,262
instead of looking
at girls? Come on...
273
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,948
I'm sweating to death up here!
274
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:40,129
Well, this is the second
day, and so far, so good.
275
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,759
So far, so good?
276
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,338
- Yeah.
- Three horses got loose.
277
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,998
Ralph almost hung himself
trying to hang up the lights.
278
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:50,133
Al has cooked nothing but beans,
279
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,769
and Potsie dropped all the
sheets in the swimming pool.
280
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,508
Joanie, it has not
been a bed of roses.
281
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,710
Not much different than a
Saturday night at Arnold's.
282
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,218
Yeah, it has
been fun, hasn't it?
283
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,516
Yeah.
284
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,682
You know, Joanie, I
was thinking, and...
285
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:09,688
uh, I was talking to Dad
and I was saying that I...
286
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,962
that I thought...
287
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,059
Is that a cloud of dust?
288
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,969
Do you hear the sound
of thundering hoofbeats?
289
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,068
- No. No.
- It-it couldn't be.
290
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,050
It's Fonzie!
291
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,647
Fonz, you made it.
292
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,884
Yeah, you found
the ranch all right.
293
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,483
Well, no problem.
294
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,529
I mean, thanks to my
wonderful Indian guide, Soft Doe.
295
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,532
She helped me find the ranch,
296
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,865
and I, in turn, helped
her locate my lips.
297
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,801
I deeply appreciate it.
298
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:53,896
Thank you.
299
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:59,202
Likewise, I'm sure.
300
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,257
- Uh, do you want some breakfast?
- No, I had some
301
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,307
on the trail there.
Thanks a lot.
302
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,510
On the trail. Oh,
isn't that great?
303
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,177
Eating out in the open,
304
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,313
under a canopy of
the great Western sky?
305
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,481
Yeah.
306
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,058
Yeah, we ate at
Howard Johnson's.
307
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,661
I love this cowboy
life, you know?
308
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,957
Hey, get along, little dogie.
309
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,362
Heyyy.
310
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,457
Howard Johnson's?
311
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,582
Met any boys yet, Joanie?
312
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,776
Oh, did I?
313
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,183
You should see the local hunks.
314
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,687
Oh, there was this
one guy delivering hay.
315
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,190
He had arms and shoulders.
316
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,590
- He was... ooh.
- Is that it?
317
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:51,461
Is that all a guy is to you,
is just arms and shoulders?
318
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,056
Okay. What do you see in a girl?
319
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,161
Well, I see... uh...
320
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,637
Help me with the sign, will you?
321
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,765
Yeah.
322
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,775
Honey, here's another
reservation for four.
323
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,276
Oh, good.
324
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,437
We're building.
325
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,607
But still way short
of what he owes.
326
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:13,744
Oh, Howard, now, couldn't we
loan Uncle Ben the ranch money?
327
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,754
Sweetheart, I've
given him all I could.
328
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,552
Now, the rest of my cash
is tied up in inventory.
329
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,921
Don't worry about it.
330
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:20,925
We'll make it.
331
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:24,464
Oh, Howard, you do have spunk.
332
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,934
- Oh, hi, Thunder. Hi. -Howdy.
333
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,596
Did somebody put a
motorcycle in one of the stalls?
334
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,968
Oh, that's Fonzie's.
335
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,200
Fonzie?
336
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,140
- He's a friend of ours.
- Oh.
337
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,323
Yeah, well, that's too bad.
338
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,347
You should see what
the cow just did to it.
339
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,217
Yep. Oh, there's
dents all over it.
340
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,049
But, uh, I just hammered
'em right back out.
341
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,816
Oh, that's great. Listen,
342
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,720
- how we doing, Thunder?
- Well,
343
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,656
- so far, so good.
- Yeah?
344
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,252
- Well, except...
- Except what?
345
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,660
Well...
346
00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:01,667
every year about this time,
the Bar A stages a rodeo.
347
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:02,997
It's big business,
348
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,799
and wranglers from all the
ranches around compete.
349
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,396
It's tradition.
350
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,238
The guests really
look forward to it.
351
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,808
But this year...
352
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,473
But this year you're thinking
that us dudes can't handle it?
353
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,019
Well, I forget... you
folks just don't quit.
354
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,610
Oh, boy.
355
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,555
Broncing hunks, roping
hunks, wrangling hunks.
356
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,558
Oh, I just love rodeos.
357
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,527
- Joanie.
- Behave yourself, Joanie.
358
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,860
Well, if the people
want a rodeo,
359
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,592
the rodeo is on.
360
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,601
- Yeah.
- Oh, boy! You people don't quit!
361
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,604
Oh, Mrs. Cunningham,
you're just like your Uncle Ben.
362
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:43,005
I'll go spread the word!
363
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,338
Isn't she a lovely girl?
364
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,208
Oh, yeah. And great muscles.
365
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,144
Ha, ha, ha.
366
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,807
I'm talking about
wrangling, you know, uh,
367
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,194
throwing guys into
swimming pools.
368
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,948
Mm-hmm.
369
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,733
All right, come on,
fellas. Just follow me.
370
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,902
We're coming, we're coming.
371
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:59,322
Come on, Potsie.
This way. Oh, hi, gang.
372
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,984
Look what I got.
373
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,994
It's a whole side of beef,
and I'm gonna cook it
374
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,997
like the cowboys did in the
old days, over an open fire.
375
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,623
- Hey, Al?
- Yeah.
376
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,326
This is heavy.
377
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,994
Oh! Well, come on. This way.
378
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,197
Couldn't we have bought
it live and walked it over?
379
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,484
- Come on, guys. Just keep moving.
- I'm moving! I'm moving!
380
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:19,001
I should have been a vegetarian.
381
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,135
Here it is!
382
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,623
Okay, Pots, get it up
over there, will you?
383
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,546
Ow!
384
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,672
Way out here?
385
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,223
Why couldn't you
just cook it inside?
386
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,220
Did you ever try stuffing
one of these in an oven?
387
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,348
- Good boy...
- Yeah...
388
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,518
All right, Al, set
up. Turn on the fire.
389
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,925
- Yeah.
- Turn on?
390
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,792
You guys got to go
hunt up some wood.
391
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,331
Where do we get that?
392
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,163
That's why they threw
him out of the Cub Scouts.
393
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,037
RICHIE: Good morning!
394
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,666
This is your social director,
Old Smiling Cunningham.
395
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,403
I'm here to tell you
about today's fun.
396
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,740
But, first, a commercial:
397
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,677
Don't forget about the
big rodeo tomorrow.
398
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,942
There'll be a
special guest star...
399
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,280
Diablo, a killer bull.
400
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,288
We're gonna start off our
first full day of activities here
401
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,884
at the Bar A Ranch
with a trail ride.
402
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,897
All those interested, please
mosey down to the main hall.
403
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,762
Thank you.
404
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,425
- Fonz.
- Yeah.
405
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,436
You gonna go with
us on the trail ride?
406
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,835
- Horses?
- Yeah.
407
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,930
Whoa.
408
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,842
All right, listen up,
409
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,311
all buckettes within
hearing distance.
410
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,157
The first Fonzarelli nature walk
411
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,673
is taking place right now.
Grab hold of your leader.
412
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,275
Let's go.
413
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,299
All right, don't wrinkle
the leather, girls.
414
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,019
Don't ruin the leather. Horses?
415
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,959
Is he talking horses?
416
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,558
He can even do it
over a loudspeaker.
417
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,300
Go on through, folks.
418
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,005
Trail goes right
on out that way.
419
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,851
Just follow the trail, folks.
420
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,581
Whoa.
421
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,919
- Tired?
- No.
422
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,015
No, I was just
admiring the scenery.
423
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,924
Yep. It's one of
my favorite spots.
424
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,406
Licorice and I come
here quite often.
425
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,092
It's beautiful, all right.
426
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,690
You know, there's an
Indian legend about this spot.
427
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,135
An Indian princess promised
to wait here for her brave
428
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,468
until he returned
from a buffalo hunt.
429
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,270
But he never returned,
430
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:34,040
and this pond was
formed by her tears.
431
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,274
Whew. Sad story.
432
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,011
Yep. Well, now lovers
come here together.
433
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,019
And if it's a true love,
434
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,352
they say you can hear
that Indian princess crying.
435
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,823
What's it sound like?
436
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,120
I don't know.
437
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,626
I never heard it before.
438
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,392
But they say it sounds
something like the whistling wind.
439
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,729
What was that?
440
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,928
Oh, just a bird, Richie.
441
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,267
Oh. Yeah.
442
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,671
Wow, we better, uh,
catch up with the others.
443
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,640
- Yeah, come on, Rich.
- Yeah.
444
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,774
That's it, keep your
right hand down a little bit.
445
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,512
You got it.
446
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,383
Hey, you're doing
real good, Joanie.
447
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,320
How's this?
448
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,982
Great.
449
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,386
Hang on, now.
450
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,336
Yeah, that's it. Sit up
a little more straight.
451
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,491
- Keep your toes in.
- Oh...
452
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,227
You're teaching
me real good, Phil.
453
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,303
Aw, you can do it
yourself. Looks good.
454
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,962
You're doing great.
455
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:37,637
Boy, you sure are
a good teacher, Phil.
456
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:41,908
Aw, shucks, there's nothing
to it with a girl like you.
457
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,949
Oh! Oh, uh, there's
my mom and dad.
458
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,211
I'll be right back, okay?
459
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,684
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
460
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:48,914
- Hi, Mom and Dad.
- Hi.
461
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,421
Phil taught me how to ride.
462
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,523
Phil?
463
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,616
Howdy, ma'am; sir.
464
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,890
Oh, yeah, he's just a local boy.
465
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,794
You already know how to ride.
466
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,232
Yeah, but he doesn't
know that. Shh.
467
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,860
She not only grew
taller at summer camp,
468
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,962
she grew smarter.
469
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,980
Looks like we got company.
470
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,887
What are you doing here, bucko?
471
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,685
I heard there was a rodeo on,
472
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,590
and came over to
enter some of my boys.
473
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,424
That's fine, that'll be, uh,
474
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,794
an entry fee of $10 per person.
475
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,893
Oh, it's worth it
476
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,631
just to see some
of you tenderfeet
477
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,038
try and bumble through a rodeo.
478
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,278
Here you are, sonny.
479
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,974
Now that that's taken care of,
480
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,778
I think you fellas better mosey.
481
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,479
Mosey?
482
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,419
I just thought some
of my boys and I might
483
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,854
take a little dip in your pool.
484
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,289
You mind?
485
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,155
- Only one thing stopping you.
- What's that?
486
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,491
- Me.
- And me.
487
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,360
Hey.
488
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,301
Hey, don't forget
about me. Whoa.
489
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,030
Howdy, Fonz.
490
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,037
Hey.
491
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,732
Why don't you fill me in, Red?
492
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,672
All right. It all started
when we got here.
493
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,870
Well, he's got a
Cadillac with horns on it.
494
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,948
Uh, something about a
paper and we owe him money.
495
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,482
He's a sidewinder, Fonz, we're
trying to get him out of here.
496
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,781
We'll leave when
we feel like it.
497
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,719
Well, I certainly hope
that you feel like it,
498
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,182
'cause your horses
are gonna leave.
499
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:35,088
We'll meet again!
500
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,826
How did he do that?
501
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,162
They had to be female horses.
502
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,860
Well, I'll be over
helping the guests.
503
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,266
Excuse me.
504
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,269
Whoa, nice to meet you, too.
505
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:46,371
Yeah. Great.
506
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,968
You meet her on the
trail or something like that?
507
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,637
No. Her name is Thunder.
508
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,238
She's a wrangler
here at the ranch.
509
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,249
Well, there must be
something to this, uh,
510
00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,443
ranch life, you know?
511
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,350
- Yeah, there is.
- Hey.
512
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,718
You ride into any
sunsets, you know?
513
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,792
Sunsets?
514
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,189
Oh.
515
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:10,092
No, Fonz, no... we had one
pretty good conversation.
516
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,858
Well look, I don't
want to interfere here,
517
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,331
I mean, if you want to
put your brand on this filly...
518
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,197
Hey, listen to me, I'm
talking like a cowboy.
519
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:19,329
I'm dressed like a
cowboy, I feel like a cowboy.
520
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,873
No, Fonz, no, I...
We're just friends.
521
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,068
- Yeah?
- I think she's a very nice girl.
522
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,372
Seems bright, certainly
is conscientious
523
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,878
with all the livestock.
524
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,949
- Just your average cowgirl.
- Yeah.
525
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,483
Her name's Thunder?
526
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,962
I'm gonna go over there and
see if I can make some lightning.
527
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,285
Whoa. All right,
stop your horse.
528
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:37,913
Whoa, whoa, there, whoa.
529
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,390
Ah, so you're Fonzie.
530
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:44,394
Yeah.
531
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:45,520
You're Thunder.
532
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:48,294
Yep. And uh, this
here is Licorice.
533
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,164
Likewise, likewise.
534
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,999
Do you ever brush?
535
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,766
Hey, let me say
something to you, uh...
536
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,865
you know, in Milwaukee,
we got this, uh,
537
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,843
natural wonder
called Inspiration Point,
538
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,846
and I was just wondering
if maybe you and me
539
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,610
want to start, like,
the Western version.
540
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,515
Well thanks a lot, but uh,
541
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,918
Richie and I have
got to walk the horses.
542
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,013
- You do, huh?
- Uh-huh.
543
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,625
I'm alone here.
544
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,664
Is it me?
545
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,263
Now, hold it, wait a minute.
546
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:30,352
Girls, you had me
worried there for a minute.
547
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:32,277
Don't do that again, huh?
548
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:33,846
Nice to see you...
549
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,107
Nice to see you.
550
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,546
Let's go on a
little nature walk.
551
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,174
Did you ever see this over here?
552
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,886
Thank you.
553
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,862
Thank you, thank you, Tex Weber,
554
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,834
for that sad but lovely song.
555
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,872
And now it's hoedown
time, so everybody line up
556
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:03,136
and it's the Virginia reel.
557
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,438
Come on, Richie, let's stomp.
558
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,206
Well, I don't... uh, stomp.
559
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:08,804
I don't think I stomp.
560
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:11,975
Hey, cowgirl, how would
like to twirl with me?
561
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,110
I'm real sorry, but
this is Richie's dance.
562
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,384
I guess this is, uh, my dance.
563
00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:19,185
What do I do?
564
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,556
I waste my gas money
looking like Roy Rogers,
565
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,424
she dances with a carrot.
566
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:27,192
Get over here.
567
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,131
Do you want to, uh... with me?
568
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:31,465
- Yeah.
- All right, let's do it.
569
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,780
Fonz, that was pretty good.
570
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:29,286
Yeah, they say that I got
a knack for the do-si-do.
571
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,823
Do-si-do, uh... Virginia reel.
572
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,449
Yeah? Well, then,
I got two knacks.
573
00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:35,790
- You did real good, too, Richie.
- Oh, thanks.
574
00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:36,987
Kid didn't do too bad,
575
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,758
once I get the hang
of it there, you know.
576
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,975
All right, Rich, where did you
learn how to stomp like that?
577
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:42,297
Oh, well, you know...
578
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:44,279
I really appreciate that you
danced with me, you understand?
579
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,743
Why don't you get
yourself some punch
580
00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:47,148
or something right
there, all right?
581
00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:49,232
- Thanks.
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
582
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,242
Hey, uh, pretty cowgirl,
583
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,471
there's a beautiful
moon out there tonight.
584
00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:55,343
Why don't we eyeball
it together, huh?
585
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,211
Hey, you know,
that's a good idea.
586
00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:00,309
I think I'll take a walk
with my two favorite fellas.
587
00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:01,682
Yeah.
588
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,086
Richie and my horse, Licorice.
589
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:15,257
♪♪
590
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,417
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
591
00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:38,423
And welcome to the
seventh annual Bar A rodeo!
592
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:47,566
Sanctioned by the Colorado
County Cattleman's Association,
593
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,067
who's also provided
all the prize money.
594
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,933
Here's some
Western jokes, Howie.
595
00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,699
They're gold. Don't ruin 'em.
596
00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:55,740
Oh... Thanks, Ralph.
597
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:58,572
And, uh, now, on with the rodeo!
598
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:03,346
Leading off the parade
is Marion Cunningham,
599
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,110
doing some tricks
on a dancing horse.
600
00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:44,199
And now entering the arena
601
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,215
is a chuck wagon.
602
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,261
"Speaking of chuck wagons,
603
00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:52,456
"did you hear the one
about the drunken cowboy
604
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,897
"who went up to the
chuck wagon chef and said
605
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,128
"he hadn't had a bite
to eat in three days,
606
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:58,397
so the chef bit him?"
607
00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:04,868
Oh, boy, this is exciting.
608
00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:07,846
Yippe-yi! Yippee-ay!
609
00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:09,881
Yippee-o! Yippee-u!
610
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:11,416
I know all the yippees.
611
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:13,678
- Let's give the fans a thrill, Al.
- Okay.
612
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:15,276
- Giddyup!
- Look out, Rich!
613
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:16,878
Uh, oh. Whoa! Whoa!
614
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,686
- Oh, hold the horses.
- Hold the...
615
00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,157
Are you gonna make it?
616
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,093
Oh, man!
617
00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,759
And now entering the
arena is a young lady
618
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:33,066
representing one of the most
famous of Western women,
619
00:29:33,171 --> 00:29:34,867
Annie Oakley.
620
00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:45,373
Thank you, Annie Oakley.
621
00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:46,975
And button your shirt.
622
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,618
Uh, gold helped settle the
West as thousands of prospectors
623
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,784
flooded the area in
search of easy money
624
00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:57,727
and stayed to
become solid citizens.
625
00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,661
The prospector's means
626
00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:02,735
of transportation was
the ever-faithful burro.
627
00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:04,860
"This burro's name is
628
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:07,735
"Manhattan, and he
has four brothers...
629
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:10,673
Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens
and Staten Island."
630
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,473
I'm gonna kill you, Ralph.
631
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:15,945
He's tarnishing my gold, Pots.
632
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:29,592
Whoa! Whoa!
633
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,969
Oh, yeah!
634
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,663
Fonzie!
635
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,209
It's rodeo time,
ladies and gentlemen.
636
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,476
And the first event
is bronco busting.
637
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:56,111
In one corner, Thunder McCoy!
638
00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:59,350
Now, look, Thunder,
you don't have to do this.
639
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:00,824
Aw, it's fun.
640
00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:04,693
Besides, every penny I
win goes to your Uncle Ben.
641
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:05,695
See you, Richie!
642
00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:07,595
Outside!
643
00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:14,265
There goes a real human being.
644
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,899
Go, Thunder! Go, Thunder!
645
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:22,381
Come on, Thunder! Ride him!
646
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:27,747
A beautiful ride,
ladies and gentlemen.
647
00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:59,744
Aw... Fun, huh, Rich?
648
00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:02,082
Yup, this is the life.
649
00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:05,157
The great outdoors,
roping, wrangling.
650
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,923
Kind of makes you want
to enter it, doesn't it?
651
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,120
Are you nuts, Rich?
652
00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:11,491
Hey, Joanie.
653
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:13,462
- Hey, Rich.
- Hiya, Phil. What you doing?
654
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,966
Well, I want to make
sure I get a good seat.
655
00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,535
The girl trick riders
are coming up.
656
00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,104
I really dig girl trick riders.
657
00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:20,832
Oh, what a coincidence.
658
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,430
I'm gonna enter
the trick riding.
659
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:23,770
Oh, brother.
660
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:25,969
But I just taught you
how to ride yesterday.
661
00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,069
Oh, but you're
such a good teacher.
662
00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:33,412
Kids.
663
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:37,379
Kids in the West.
664
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,224
Yee-haw!
665
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:45,354
Ride 'em, cowboy!
666
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,160
I'm gonna bust this bronco.
667
00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:49,234
I'm gonna wear you out!
668
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:51,200
Yee-haw!
669
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,363
I think I'm ready
to try it, Pots.
670
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,634
Yeah. Too bad they don't
have an event for this thing.
671
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:56,969
You're real good.
672
00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:59,340
I'll tell you something, Pots...
673
00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:04,542
bronco riding's all a matter
of timing, skill and courage.
674
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:05,649
Right.
675
00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,676
You don't have
any of those things.
676
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:09,778
Pots, let's get
on up to the corral
677
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:12,983
and see if we can
rustle us up some fillies.
678
00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:16,186
Couldn't we find us
some girls instead?
679
00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:18,661
Just kidding.
680
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:22,859
Ladies and gentlemen, may I
direct your attention to Diablo?
681
00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:27,030
For the fourth consecutive
year, the Cattleman's Association
682
00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:28,606
is offering $1,000
683
00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:32,701
to the first person who
can ride this killer bull.
684
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:34,188
And the offer is good
685
00:33:34,212 --> 00:33:37,410
for the duration of Diablo's
stay at the Bar A Ranch.
686
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,627
And now, the next contestant...
687
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:44,419
the next contestant is Billy
Jenkins from the Lazy Bar Ranch.
688
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:47,220
"Jenkins has roped many a calf.
689
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:50,352
That's how he met Mrs. Jenkins."
690
00:33:52,297 --> 00:33:54,425
That's my dad.
691
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,263
Yeah, it is.
692
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,564
Oh, Howie, I should
have done the joke.
693
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,138
Sure, Malph.
694
00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:06,705
Oh.
695
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:07,710
It's roundup time.
696
00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:08,973
Not bad, huh?
697
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,514
Whoa.
698
00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:12,948
Arthur, are you going to
enter any of these events?
699
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,579
Mrs. C., I have
set lots of records
700
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:19,214
outside the rodeo arena.
701
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,795
Hi.
702
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,296
Boy, it's going great, isn't it?
703
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,663
Dad, those jokes you're
doing... very funny.
704
00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:31,100
It must have been the delivery.
705
00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:35,469
I see your cowgirl is
doing just great out there.
706
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,668
Fonz, she's not my cowgirl.
707
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,610
Is that a fact?
708
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:42,772
I can't believe it.
You're getting all riled up
709
00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,440
just because we
took a walk together!
710
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:46,916
I'll tell you something,
Carrot. I ain't riled!
711
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,819
Ladies, please.
712
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,359
Attention, ladies and gentlemen.
713
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:59,090
We have a challenger to
ride Diablo, the killer bull.
714
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:01,462
It's Hank Plunket.
715
00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:04,536
Hank Plunket from H.
R. Buchanan's ranch.
716
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,041
And I have, right
here in my hand,
717
00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:13,771
a certified check for $1,000,
718
00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:16,438
if Hank can stay
on for eight seconds.
719
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:19,950
Poor Uncle Ben.
720
00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:23,044
That's why he tried to ride
the bull... to win the $1,000.
721
00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:25,316
Well, Uncle Ben always
went for the easy buck.
722
00:35:27,258 --> 00:35:28,487
Is that a joke, Howard?
723
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:30,357
Watch the bull, Marion.
724
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,727
You've got to ride
this Diablo, Hank.
725
00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:34,493
Those dudes, at the Bar,
726
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:36,898
the Bar A Ranch, are
winning prize money.
727
00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,095
I don't like that.
728
00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:40,331
- All righty, boss.
- All right.
729
00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:43,839
I'm here to give this
gentleman a hand.
730
00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:45,535
Is the rope tight?
731
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,644
Oh, don't worry, sonny.
732
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,577
I checked it myself.
733
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,582
I don't trust a boy
doing a man's job.
734
00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:55,017
You're all set, Hank.
735
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,179
All right, here we go.
736
00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:57,414
- All set.
- Open the chute!
737
00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:59,423
Good luck!
738
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:00,583
Oh!
739
00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,820
Uh...
740
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,761
The time on that... one second!
741
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:08,356
Time sure flies when
you're having fun, doesn't it?
742
00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:13,698
And now for the
trick riding event.
743
00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:16,934
And the first contestant
will be Joanie Cunningham
744
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,874
from the Bar A Ranch.
745
00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:22,678
I-I just hope she doesn't
try anything too tricky.
746
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,125
- Do you know what you're doing?
- Yeah!
747
00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:25,515
"Yeah!" That's what you said
748
00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,697
just before you fell off that
bicycle, remember that?
749
00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:29,550
And this is a lot
taller than a bicycle.
750
00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:31,213
Aw, sit on it, Rich.
751
00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:32,688
You just make
sure you sit on it.
752
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,953
I will.
753
00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,764
I told you to sit on it!
754
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,063
- Is she all right?
- Yes.
755
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,798
That's our daughter, folks, huh?
756
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:25,707
Oh, Joanie, I didn't
know you could trick ride.
757
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:26,810
Trick ride?!
758
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,507
I was riding no
hands and slipped.
759
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:29,911
The whole time I was trying
760
00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:32,074
to get back on the
horse... I tell you.
761
00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:35,585
Oh... It was nothing, nothing.
762
00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:36,950
All in a day's ride.
763
00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:38,466
Hey, Joanie, that
was really something.
764
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,490
Yeah.
765
00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,856
Ah, well, you're
such a good teacher.
766
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,794
Oh, yeah? Come on, I'll
help you wipe the horse down.
767
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:45,989
Oh...!
768
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,097
See you, folks.
769
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,903
"Oh, you're such
a good teacher."
770
00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:54,268
- I don't know why she...
- Don't say anything, Marion.
771
00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:56,637
You used the same
line on me in high school.
772
00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:58,642
- I never did.
- Oh, yes, you did.
773
00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:01,235
I was getting C's in biology
and you were getting A's
774
00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:03,212
and you asked me to help you.
775
00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:05,510
You just never forget a
thing, do you, Howard?
776
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,677
Oh, howdy, ma'am.
777
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:10,312
This is a nice
rodeo, Cunningham.
778
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:13,448
It's too bad I'll be
running it next year.
779
00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,655
Oh, yeah?
780
00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:22,256
Same to you, sidewinder.
781
00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:25,633
Same to you? That doesn't
make any sense, Marion.
782
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:29,037
Will you just announce
the rodeo, Howard?
783
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:32,975
Okay, folks, on with
our Western Jamboree.
784
00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:50,924
♪ Hear the crowd ♪
785
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:54,966
♪ Giving spirit to the cowboy ♪
786
00:38:56,901 --> 00:39:01,362
♪ How they love
the fighting cowboy ♪
787
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:06,571
♪ Teamed against
a stronger foe ♪
788
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:13,952
♪ Town to town ♪
789
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,816
♪ Always wishing
he could stay awhile ♪
790
00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:25,119
♪ And always looking
for a friendly smile ♪
791
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:30,668
♪ He don't like to be alone ♪
792
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:35,031
♪ Listen for the rodeo ♪
793
00:39:35,139 --> 00:39:39,167
♪ This is where you
will find the quiet hero ♪
794
00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:44,049
♪ Listen for the rodeo ♪
795
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:48,813
♪ This is where you will
find the joy and sorrow ♪
796
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,687
♪ The joy and sorrow ♪
797
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:55,316
♪ At the rodeo ♪
798
00:39:55,426 --> 00:39:57,918
♪ The rodeo ♪
799
00:39:58,029 --> 00:40:01,295
♪ The rodeo. ♪
800
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:12,341
Ladies and gentlemen, competing
801
00:40:12,443 --> 00:40:15,174
in the final event of the
day... Thunder McCoy.
802
00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,514
- That, look at that! Terrific!
- Fantastic, Thunder!
803
00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:27,489
Boy, that was
fast. That's great.
804
00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:28,592
Great!
805
00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:36,133
Oh, a good time,
ladies and gentlemen...
806
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:38,328
Ten and a half seconds.
807
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,836
Ladies and gentlemen,
808
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:43,067
the official judges have
picked as the overall winner
809
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,700
our own wrangler, Thunder McCoy.
810
00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:00,487
Well?
811
00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:02,025
Ah, it's coming along just fine.
812
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,287
Oh, great.
813
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:06,125
Maybe sometime tomorrow night.
814
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,791
All right, then let's just
serve something else.
815
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,460
Well, we still got the beans.
816
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:14,129
Well, serve them, Alfred.
817
00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:16,230
You've done a wonderful
job disguising the beans.
818
00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:18,105
Aw, thank you.
819
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,541
Uh, Mom... Mom, look,
820
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,510
the guests are
not gonna like this.
821
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:24,104
I mean, especially after lunch.
822
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:25,774
Bean kabob.
823
00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:28,910
They're not gonna
like not eating, either.
824
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,488
Hey!
825
00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:32,921
It just passed medium raw.
826
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:35,716
Maybe I can fix it.
827
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,505
Oh, hey.
828
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,707
Ladies and gentlemen...
829
00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:54,506
in keeping with our
rodeo flavor of the day,
830
00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:56,877
our chef, Alfredo...
831
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:05,520
has prepared an
authentic cowboy meal
832
00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:06,955
for you all tonight.
833
00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,892
More beans.
834
00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:12,225
I'm sure that you're
all gonna enjoy
835
00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,458
this simple fare,
836
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:17,034
so typical of the Old West.
837
00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:22,872
All right, listen up!
838
00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:24,169
Al's trying his best.
839
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,437
In the old days, you
would have had to go out
840
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,639
and trap your own
dinner... Squirrels, skunks...
841
00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,716
That's right, pee-yew! Skunks!
842
00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:33,717
You better just be grateful.
843
00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:34,818
Thank you.
844
00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:41,749
You're all much too kind.
845
00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:47,965
Marion, are you sure
these figures are right?
846
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,159
Positive.
847
00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,930
Even with the rodeo
money that Thunder won.
848
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:54,348
At the rate we're going, we're
gonna be $1,200 or $1,300 short
849
00:42:54,372 --> 00:42:55,372
when the note comes due.
850
00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:57,569
Well, don't worry about it.
851
00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:59,405
We'll make it.
852
00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:03,447
Dear, this Western air
has made you so forceful.
853
00:43:03,548 --> 00:43:05,244
Yes, it has, hasn't it?
854
00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:07,545
Tell me, has it done
anything for you?
855
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,746
Uh, maybe.
856
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:18,620
Oh, uh, I'm going
out and watch the, uh,
857
00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:21,392
deer and the antelope play.
858
00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:26,267
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah...
859
00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:41,714
I'll see you later
at the pool, okay?
860
00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:43,981
Oh, I love your flower.
861
00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:46,182
Don't forget.
862
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,158
Oh... the hunk loves me.
863
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,853
The hunk loves me not.
864
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,362
The hunk loves me.
865
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,295
The hunk loves me not.
866
00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:04,231
Howdy.
867
00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:16,521
Well, hello there, young fella.
868
00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:18,647
You see, I told you
that I smelled something,
869
00:44:18,756 --> 00:44:21,351
but I thought it was a
rotten banana, you know?
870
00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:22,324
It's you.
871
00:44:22,426 --> 00:44:23,758
What are you doing here?
872
00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:26,353
Oh, I just came by to
remind you all that there's just
873
00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:30,231
24 hours left before I,
uh, throw you off the ranch.
874
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:31,859
Well, I just want to remind you
875
00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:33,904
that we still have a day.
876
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,439
And we may make it.
877
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:37,372
Uh-huh.
878
00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:40,502
Not bad for a bunch
of dudes, huh, bucko?
879
00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,011
Uh...
880
00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:43,342
do me a favor, okay?
881
00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:45,609
Don't "young man"
me again, all right?
882
00:44:45,716 --> 00:44:47,514
It gives me a rash.
883
00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:48,813
Yeah, sure.
884
00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:00,463
I like to leave with a bang.
885
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,393
Hey, what's happening?
886
00:45:04,502 --> 00:45:07,028
- Help!
- Grab the reins, Joanie.
887
00:45:07,138 --> 00:45:08,766
Help!
888
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,967
She can't! They're trailing!
889
00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:14,068
Help! Mom, Dad, help!
890
00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:15,737
Hurry! I'm afraid!
891
00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:17,474
I didn't know she
was in the wagon.
892
00:45:17,582 --> 00:45:18,880
I didn't even see her.
893
00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:20,611
- No kidding.
- Oh!
894
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:21,777
I didn't see you either.
895
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:22,785
Come on, Red, let's go.
896
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:25,118
Oh, my goodness.
897
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:30,723
Hold onto your hat.
898
00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,155
Oh, boys, catch her.
899
00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:37,701
Hurry! Please!
900
00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:41,868
Help! Help me!
901
00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:43,908
Somebody help me.
902
00:45:52,316 --> 00:45:54,251
I can't reach the reins!
903
00:45:57,722 --> 00:46:01,215
Help! Help me!
904
00:46:23,881 --> 00:46:26,612
Help! Help!
905
00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:28,743
Stop! Please, stop!
906
00:46:28,853 --> 00:46:31,687
Please, Fonzie,
Richie, rescue me!
907
00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:40,590
Help! Help!
908
00:46:45,069 --> 00:46:46,662
Mom, Dad, help!
909
00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:48,763
Hurry! I'm afraid!
910
00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:51,604
Stop! Please stop!
911
00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:06,653
Please, Fonzie,
Richie, rescue me!
912
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:11,152
Help! Help me!
913
00:47:37,888 --> 00:47:39,550
We're gaining on 'em!
914
00:47:39,657 --> 00:47:41,956
Good, Fonz! Just keep me posted!
915
00:47:42,059 --> 00:47:44,051
Fonzie, Richie, help me!
916
00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:46,221
I can't get the reins!
917
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:48,697
Help me!
918
00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:52,527
Fonzie, Richie, get up here!
919
00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:56,334
I can't... Help me, Richie!
920
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,700
Watch out, watch
out for the wheel!
921
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:01,745
Hold on, Cunningham!
922
00:48:01,846 --> 00:48:02,939
Why?
923
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,948
You don't want to know.
924
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,109
Fonzie, watch out for the ditch!
925
00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:18,018
Aayyh!
926
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:30,140
♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
927
00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,642
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
928
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,611
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
929
00:48:35,713 --> 00:48:37,807
♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪
930
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,475
♪ These days are ours ♪
931
00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:43,179
- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪
932
00:48:43,287 --> 00:48:45,984
♪ These days are ours ♪
933
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:48,150
- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
934
00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:50,922
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
935
00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:54,863
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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