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- Ray, have you ever
even seen our budget?
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- There's an actual piece of
paper that says "budget" on it?
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- You have no idea
what I do here, do you?
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- Why do I need to know?
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- Okay, I'm going
to explain it to you.
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- Oh, don't. No.
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You're gonna kill the magic.
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- Okay, once every two weeks,
I go into the hamper,
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I find your pants,
and I dig out your paycheck.
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- You're welcome.
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- I deduct our fixed costs,
and I figure out
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How much we have
to service our debt.
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Now, whatever's left over
is our discretionary fund.
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And from that,
I put away as much as possible
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For the kids' college growth
and income plan.
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You understand?
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- You know, one of your eyes
is bigger than the other one.
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- You can't even listen to me.
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You can't even hear
about the budget?
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- You're making it
so complicated.
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- What do you mean
I'm making it complicated?
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- Yeah, you are. Why don't you
just pay the bills?
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I didn't mean what I said.
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What I meant was, it seems like
it should be easier--for you.
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- It's going to be a lot easier.
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- Okay. I'm sorry.
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- No, no, no. You're right.
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I'm making it
way too complicated.
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Just pay the bills.
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- All right,
I guess I'll have to show you
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How easy it can be, then.
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You saw daddy talking.
You couldn't stop me?
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- Health department.
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- That ain't funny, raymond.
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- Hey, couple of slices?
- Hey. Yeah.
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Hi, how are ya?
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Nothing.
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- Hey, ray-gele.
- Hey, andy.
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Thanks for coming, man.
- No problem.
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I was in the mood
for a little botulism.
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- Do me a favor, huh?
I've been paying the bills
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For the last couple of weeks.
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I got this
from the electric company.
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Take a look at that.
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- They're turning off
your service.
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- Yeah. Why?
I don't get it.
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I mean, I paid all this stuff
six weeks ago.
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- Can I ask you something?
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Why are you
handling the checkbook?
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Did debra leave you?
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- Debra, she's made such a big
deal about paying the bills.
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That it doesn't have
to be that complicated.
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- Well, no electricity
is less complicated.
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You're like the amish now.
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- Fine. Come on.
You're good with numbers.
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Here. Take a look at this stuff.
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There's no reason they should be
sending me mean letters.
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- Well, here's a reason.
Your check bounced.
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- What?
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- Wow!
You bounced many checks here!
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You bounced 14 checks,
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And you were charged
$300 in penalties.
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Excellent work!
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- What do you mean?
I sent these checks myself.
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- Checks that didn't clear, ray.
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You might as well have sent
little pieces of toilet paper.
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- I make more
than enough money.
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- Well, mazel tov to you.
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You're $3,000 overdrawn here.
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You didn't even
open up your bank statement!
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- I trusted the bank.
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- You didn't reconcile
your checkbook!
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- Huh?
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- You have to keep track, ray!
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Give me this.
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What did you do here?
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Why'd you pay so much
on your visa card?
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- Because I'm not
going to pay interest charges.
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You pay in full,
no interest charges.
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- That is smart.
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No money left, either.
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Look at this,
debra had everything in order.
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- Yeah, yeah.
Debra, debra, debra.
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All right,
I'm sick of this money stuff.
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Just tell me what I have to do.
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You got to take
last month's ending balance.
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Then you add the interest
accrued on the account.
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Then you add all the checks
that we know have cleared,
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And then you subtract
that number from...
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Ray, what did
I just say to you?
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- "accrued."
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- All right, ray,
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You had your little fun
with mommy's checkbook.
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Now it's time
to give it back to her.
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- No, no, all right,
I'm not giving it back to her,
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'cause then she's gonna know
that I couldn't do this.
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When they cut off your power
and tow away your house.
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- I don't get it!
Look, how can it be this bad?
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It's only been six weeks.
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- That's what's so shocking.
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You need to put $3,000
in the bank,
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And you're going to have
to tell debra about this.
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- No. No, I can't.
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- Ray, eventually she's
going to see that checkbook.
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- You're right.
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You're right.
I got to do the smart thing.
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- Good.
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- I'll make a fake checkbook.
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- Like that shade?
- Very nice.
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- Look at this. Look at this.
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Toes.
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Just a little bit darker
than the nails.
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That's what the woman
said was "in" now.
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- What, did you go
to the beauty parlor?
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- Salon, grandpa.
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Yes. And it was great.
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- What do they charge
for that?
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- $20.
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- $20? That's like...
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A buck a nail!
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- What is the big deal?
I never do this.
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- I don't think this is the time
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To start doing things
we never do.
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You know,
I mean we should barely
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Be doing the things we've done.
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And maybe cut back
a little on those.
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- Oh, oh, I get it.
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Now that
you're doing the checkbook,
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You're mr. Responsible.
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You know,
to tell you the truth,
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I'm surprised
you could stay on top of that.
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- I'm on top of it.
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I'm fully reconciled...
And accruing.
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- Great.
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To tell you the truth,
I was a little afraid to ask.
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- You don't got to be afraid.
You want to see the...
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Checkbook?
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- Yeah. Okay.
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- I got no problem with that.
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Here, take a look.
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Everything balanced.
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Paid in full, except the visa.
You don't pay that in full.
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There you go.
Car, mortgage, electric bill.
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All paid up.
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Huh?
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- [gasps]
- what?
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- I don't believe this.
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- You don't?
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- This is amazing.
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This is...
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Beautiful.
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- Yeah?
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- You did this?
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- Yeah.
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I said I would, right?
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- [sighs]
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- What? What's the matter?
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- I don't know.
You just--I mean...
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You've been just doing it.
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You didn't complain once.
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I was always--
I don't know.
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It was such
a huge pressure for me.
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- There's some pressure
for me.
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- You'd never know it.
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Thanks, honey.
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- You're welcome.
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Good night.
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- Hey, ray.
How's it going?
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- Nothing. Nothing.
Keep your voice down.
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Saw you sneaking out of your
house at 5:00 in the a.M.
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- Stop watching my house.
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And I wasn't sneaking out.
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I had to get over to the
electric company payment center.
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- Why?
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- 'cause those idiots,
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They shut off
my power last night,
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And I didn't want debra
to wake up without power.
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She likes toast.
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- What's going on, raymond?
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- Nothing.
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- You got fired?
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- No, no.
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- How you doin'?
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Nothing.
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- Let me ask you something.
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Remember when you told me
that moving in with mom and dad
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Was going to help you
put money away?
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How's that going for you?
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- You're not moving in
with us, raymond.
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- What? I--
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- We have a very delicate
ecosystem over there.
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- I'm not asking
to move in, all right?
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I'm asking about
the money part.
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How's that going?
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- Good. I'm saving a little.
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- Yeah. Good. Good.
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Good, I mean,
you know, it's smart.
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They make fun of a man
who lives with his parents,
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But they don't
see the upside to that.
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I mean,
it's the financial security.
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- That's exactly right.
Thank you.
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- I envy you, you know?
'cause you're kind of set.
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You are.
Matter of fact,
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I was going to ask if I could
borrow a little money.
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- Oh?
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- Yeah, just--
just a quick loan.
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- Well, well, wait, wait.
Let's not go too quick here.
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So...You need my help.
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- No, no. Look, hey, we all
stumble. How much you need?
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- Oh, no.
It's just--it's too much.
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- How much?
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- $3,000.
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- $3,000?
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Gambling?
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- No.
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- Raymond, you're not...
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- I'm not doing cocaine,
robert.
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- I'm going to give you
a phone number.
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- Robert, it's not--
will you stop it?
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I'm having a little trouble
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Paying this month's bills,
that's all.
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- Mm-hmm. Debra know?
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- I want to keep debra
out of this.
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You get a lady in trouble,
raymond?
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- Listen, you can level with me.
I'm your brother.
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Okay, you screwed up.
- I didn't screw up.
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- Why are you assuming
I screwed up for?
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- Then why can't
debra find out?
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- Because...
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- She's the one
with the problem?
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- Yep.
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- Oh, she's not going nuts
with the credit cards, is she?
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- Well...
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- Yeah, well, yeah.
I've seen it before.
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Compulsive shopping.
Rip a family apart.
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- Yeah, I know. I know.
She feels bad, you know,
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About it already,
so let's just--
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- Wow!
- Yeah.
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- I had no idea
she was like that.
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- It was a surprise to me.
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- You know what she needs?
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She needs to get
her self-worth back.
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She should get a job
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And earn back
part of that money, huh?
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- I thought of that,
and then I started thinking,
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You know, hey,
what about the kids?
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I mean, they need their mother.
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- Of course. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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- That's all right.
- Stupid.
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- It's okay. It's okay.
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So, you know, what do you think?
Can you help us?
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- Well, sure, of course.
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$3,000 enough?
254
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,283
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's good.
255
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,319
- What about you, ray?
256
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,022
How you doing?
257
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,658
Do you need anything?
258
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,292
- No, no, no, I'm fine.
259
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:04,129
You know,
this isn't about me.
260
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,973
- Hello, raymond.
261
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,041
- Where's robert?
262
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,208
- Oh, he was late for work,
263
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,277
But he asked me
to give this to you.
264
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,445
- Oh, good.
265
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,281
- Is there anything
you want to tell us?
266
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:28,219
- Like how come there's
a $3,000 check in there?
267
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,121
- Robert.
268
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,990
- Why are you taking money
from your brother?
269
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,092
- Keep it down.
270
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,393
- Why didn't you
just come to us?
271
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:39,030
I would love to help debra
with her problem.
272
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,432
- He told you about that?
273
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,400
- At least he talks
to his mother.
274
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,903
- How come robert's got
3,000 bucks to throw around?
275
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,204
He should be giving us
rent money.
276
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,106
- He's our son, frank.
277
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,974
You don't charge your son.
278
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,744
- He's a giant, marie.
279
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,213
You know what it costs
just to heat him?
280
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,347
- All right, okay,
thanks for coming.
281
00:11:56,349 --> 00:12:00,418
He's got 3 grand, and I'm paying
for the pudding pops!
282
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,153
- Well, you eat them too, frank.
283
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,322
- No more pudding pops!
284
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,491
And no solid white tuna, either.
285
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,992
Chunk light is perfectly fine.
286
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:11,162
I'm not running
a country club anymore!
287
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,364
- I like the solid white.
288
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,200
- Too bad!
289
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,001
- It's my one luxury.
290
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,903
- All right, already.
291
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,505
Come on, I'll give you
a tuna boat, all right,
292
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,340
If you just give me the check
and get out of here.
293
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,775
All right,
I don't want debra to hear this.
294
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,877
- Well, maybe debra should hear.
295
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,146
I mean, I see the way
she dresses
296
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,215
And takes these
little trips to the mall
297
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,751
So that
"the kids can get out."
298
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,954
How long has she
been out of control?
299
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,023
- Not that long.
300
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,425
- Doesn't she handle
your checkbook?
301
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,026
- No. Not anymore.
302
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,462
- That's good.
Cut her off cold turkey.
303
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:48,133
You don't give a boozer
the key to the liquor cabinet.
304
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,468
- Okay, boys, come on.
We got to get going.
305
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,836
Hey, marie. Hey, frank.
306
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,938
- Hi, debra.
307
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,875
What a very nice outfit.
- Oh, thank you.
308
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,777
Look, my nails match.
I had them done.
309
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,979
- I noticed.
- Oh, yes. See, ray?
310
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,247
It was worth the money.
311
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,282
Oh, listen,
can you give me some cash
312
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,550
'cause I can't find
my atm card?
313
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,886
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
314
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,354
I have to pick up ally
at ballet class.
315
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,924
- You know, I don't even
think I have cash on me.
316
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,325
- Okay.
- Dad, you wouldn't, uh...
317
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,960
- No.
318
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,196
No!
319
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,867
- Okay,
so just give me a check.
320
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:26,538
- Yeah, I'll just stop at the
bank and cash it on the way.
321
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,306
- All righty.
322
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,342
- A blank check?
323
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,845
- Mm, maybe I'll
swing by tiffany's.
324
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,013
See ya later.
325
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,450
- My god!
326
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,019
- A blank check.
327
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,453
You're dumber
than I tell people.
328
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,324
- Give me that.
- Where are you going?
329
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,359
- I got to put this in the bank
before she gets there.
330
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:59,103
- I told him
she was too pretty for him.
331
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,172
- Thank god
I didn't make that mistake.
332
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,701
- Are you coming to bed?
333
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:44,769
- Can't.
334
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:47,605
- How long
are you going to be?
335
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,640
- Depends.
336
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,210
- On what?
337
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,313
- How long it takes to fix
what you've done here.
338
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,050
- All right,
so like a few minutes, right?
339
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,525
Listen.
340
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,793
I'm really sorry.
341
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:12,163
- Yeah, I know you are.
342
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,265
- Can I get anything?
Do you need any help?
343
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,533
Anything I can do at all?
344
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:23,041
Look, shouldn't you just
yell at me here or something?
345
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,710
- Ray, when you're on the
titanic, you load the lifeboats.
346
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,246
You don't stop
to yell at the iceberg.
347
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,253
- Hmm.
348
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,225
Hey, who wants oatmeal?
349
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,527
- I will say this, ray.
350
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,729
- Okay. Good. Good. Go.
351
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,532
- You put so much effort
into a fake checkbook.
352
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,367
Why didn't you just take
a little of that effort
353
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,335
In doing it right
in the first place?
354
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,374
- I don't have to
sit here and take this.
355
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,447
- No, really!
Come on, I want to know.
356
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,782
- It's the numbers.
I stink at numbers.
357
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,852
- You wouldn't
if they were golf scores.
358
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,590
And that's what
bothers me the most.
359
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,392
I mean, it's not
that you can't do it.
360
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,094
It's that you won't do it.
361
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,262
You're like the kids.
They only want to do what's fun.
362
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,466
- And yet,
you still love them.
363
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,305
- You know, I hate doing
the checkbook,
364
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,706
But I do it anyway.
365
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,609
And do you know why I do it
even though I hate it?
366
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:37,415
- 'cause deep down,
you really like it.
367
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,718
- No, ray.
368
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,455
- I know, I know, I know,
'cause you're an adult.
369
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,857
And if it wasn't for you,
370
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,793
All this would be
a big smoking crater.
371
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:55,299
And I...I...
372
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,567
- What?
373
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,539
- I appreciate
what you do here.
374
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,511
- You know,
you've never said that before.
375
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,380
- Sure, I have.
Remember our wedding night?
376
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:17,622
- Well, it was very nice
both times that you said it.
377
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,590
Maybe you could say it
a little more often.
378
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,861
- Okay. I will. I will.
379
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,229
I appreciate you.
380
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,366
I appreciate you.
381
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,600
- Whoa, wait a minute.
382
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,403
That's not
a "get out of jail free" card.
383
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,604
We're not done here.
Get back here.
384
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,340
Now, look, I've gone through
your checkbook,
385
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,443
And I've gone through
your fake checkbook.
386
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,746
And it's just not adding up.
387
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,582
- Yeah, you know what
that might be?
388
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:50,354
- A third checkbook?
389
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:55,693
- I, uh, I accidentally bounced
a check in the fake one.
390
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,628
- What check did you bounce?
391
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,397
- I don't know which one.
It might've been--
392
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,831
Yeah. That was it.
Yeah.
393
00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,339
- Hi, debra.
394
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,874
- Hi, marie.
Hi, frank.
395
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,909
- You know what happened
to me today?
396
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,245
I got a new credit card
in the mail.
397
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,913
But I think
it may be counterfeit.
398
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,782
- Really?
- Yes.
399
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,551
Would you mind if I compared
yours against mine?
400
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,919
- Sure. No problem.
401
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,489
Here. This one?
402
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,591
- Yes.
403
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,862
- What the hell
are you doing?
404
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,998
- You'll thank us later, dear.
405
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:51,949
- I appreciate you.
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