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- Honey.
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- Hi.
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- Hey.
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I'm awake, right?
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I have these dreams sometimes.
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- I'm helen from tupperware.
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- Yep, that's one of them.
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- Oh, ray,
I'm so glad you're home.
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Listen, you got to help me
get set up for this part.
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- Oh, oh, that thing is tonight?
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- That thing?
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Ray, I told you about this party
again this morning.
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You know, you never listen
to anything I say.
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- Well, you say a lot.
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- Who are the pizzas for?
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- See, here's the funny thing.
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- Ray.
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- A couple of the guys might be
coming over to watch the fight,
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Maybe, might be.
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- Ray, I have been planning
this tupperware party for weeks.
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- But, look,
the fight's only tonight.
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I mean, come on, you can
get plastic jugs anytime.
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- That's not a jug.
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That's our innovative
pick-a-deli.
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It's easy lift-up strainer
lets you select a pickle
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Without getting
your fingers wet.
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- Mm.
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We're been living like animals.
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- Ray, come on.
Don't ruin tonight for me.
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I'm only doin' this
to see my friends for once
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And to have a little fun.
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- And to find out
what's on the cutting edge
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Of food storage systems.
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- Right.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Okay.
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- Hey!
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- Hi.
- Hi, come on in.
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- Yeah, hi.
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- Hey, ray.
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- Ray, very classy.
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Pay-per-view and dates.
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- Do I pick them,
or do they pick me?
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- Are these guys staying?
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- No, they're only here
to watch the fight,
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Which they will be watching
from upstairs in the bedroom.
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- The bedroom?
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Ooh, the hot zone!
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- All right,
now, listen, ray.
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Here's the deal:
I'm letting your friends stay.
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- Thank you.
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- All right, but they're
not allowed to touch anything.
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I don't want them looking
in the closet or in the drawers.
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I don't want them
trying on my shoes.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Hi, ray.
- Hi. Hi.
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- Hi, ray.
- Hello.
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- What's with the broads?
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- Yeah. All right,
here's what's gonna happen:
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Guys upstairs for the fight,
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And ladies down here
for your crap.
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- All right.
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- Let's go.
Ready?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Just want to
say good-bye to amy.
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- Bye, honey.
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Have fun.
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- See ya later, amy.
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- Okay, girls, it's time
to play barnyard bingo.
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All: Oh!
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- Winner gets a melon baller.
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- Bingo!
That's what I need.
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- Everybody think of your
favorite barnyard animal.
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- Horse.
- Uh, duck.
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- Deb, deb,
deb, deb.
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Chicken.
Chicken.
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- Raymond, I got
your crab and artichoke dip
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For your sports thing.
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Oh, hi.
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What's all this?
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- Big tupperware party.
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- Tupperware?
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Debra's giving
a tupperware party?
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Oh, I didn't know
anything about this.
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- Ray, I told you
to invite your mother.
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Did you forget?
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- Yes, I did.
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- Sorry, marie.
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Listen, just have a seat.
I'll get you a soda.
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- Okay.
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You have to think of your
favorite barnyard animal.
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- Okay.
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Oh, I like that movie "babe"
with the talking pig.
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I'll be that.
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What do you think,
debra?
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- I'm gonna
get the sodas.
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- Honey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I totally forgot
that you told me to invite her.
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- You didn't forget.
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I never told you
to invite her
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Because
I didn't want her here.
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- So this wasn't my fault.
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- I just can't believe this.
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I can't have one night
with my friends
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Without her here butting in
and making me crazy.
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- Yeah, well,
what are you gonna do,
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Call off the party
and maybe let my friends
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Come down and watch
the fight on the big tv?
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- No, ray. No, no.
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I'm just gonna
make the best of this.
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I mean,
I have my friends here,
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Maybe your mother will
buy a lot of tupperware.
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- That's the spirit.
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Come on, debra.
We need you.
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You're our chicken.
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- Okay.
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Cocka-freakin'-doodle do.
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- So bernie says to me,
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"all right, I'm gonna
get the curtain rods
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For the bay windows."
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What, do you think
he measures it first? No.
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He says to me,
"I can eyeball it."
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- Why don't men
ever want to measure anything?
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- Why do you think?
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[laughter]
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- Why?
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- Anyway, I got to tell ya,
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He had to go back to that
hardware store 12 times.
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- 12 times
to buy curtain rods?
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Maybe bernie's
fooling around.
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- [laughs weakly]
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I have to use your phone.
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- Okay,
for more free tupperware,
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It's time to play
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"guess whose nightie?"
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[all whooping]
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Did everybody put
their nightie in the bag?
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- Yes, ma'am!
- Yes.
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- No,
I didn't bring one.
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I wasn't told
about the party.
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- Well,
why don't you pick first?
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- Okay.
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Ooh!
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- Whoo!
- Whoa!
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- I guess amy.
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- Yes!
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- Amy? No.
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- Well, I never wear it.
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Actually, I bought it
special for this game.
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Really.
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Robert's never seen it.
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I'm sorry.
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- Well, let's pick again.
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- Oh, okay.
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Oh, my,
what is this?
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- Marie,
it's not your turn.
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You had your turn
already.
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[fabric tears]
- no!
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I wore that
on my honeymoon.
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- I'm sorry, gayle.
I'm so sorry.
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I could just
put it back to--
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- Bernie's not home.
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I called the office.
I called nemo's.
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Where is he?
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- Oh, my god,
I was only joking, dear.
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I never would
have said anything
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If I thought
he was cheating.
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- You call that
a fight?
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- Fight?
I thought those two guys
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Were gonna skip out of the ring
and go antiquing.
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- Want to catch
a good fight?
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Wait'll debra
sees our bedspread.
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- Good night,
ladies.
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Anybody need a ride?
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- What's your hurry?
Stay a while.
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I made my special dip.
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- Ray.
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- Ma,
we've eaten already, really.
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- Well,
what about all this food
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That debra made
that nobody touched?
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What are these, sandwiches?
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- Mrs. Barone,
I don't know what's in this dip,
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But if you
weren't married...
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- Take her.
I'll throw in the dip.
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- I'm sorry, debra.
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I have to go.
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- Oh, no.
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- Hey, tell bernie
I said "hi."
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- Yeah, right!
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- Linda...
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- Come on, guys. Sit down.
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- Marie,
I'm sure ray's friends
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Are not interested
in tupperware.
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- Actually, I could use
some new ice trays.
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My cubes smell.
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- Amy, what is this
doin' here?
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Did ma see this?
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- Holy crap!
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It's a whole bag
of nighties.
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- No, frank, that--
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It's for a game.
Just--
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- I'm in!
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- You know, I should
probably get going too.
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- Oh, please.
Now, wait. Wait.
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There's still lots
of free stuff here.
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Well, at least
take catalogs!
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This territory blows.
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- Gayle, please,
can't you stay?
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You know, these guys
are leavin' in just a minute.
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Oh, god, this is
not what I wanted!
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- Of course it isn't, dear.
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Nobody wants
to give a bad party.
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- Hey, that tupperware stuff
is pretty good.
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I just did my whole back
with that scrub brush.
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- That's for fruit.
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- You might want
to rinse that.
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Still mad
about the party?
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- No, I'm fine.
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- Good.
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What's that
you're writin' there?
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- A letter to your mother.
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- [quietly]
why?
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- Well, to start with,
she ruined my party.
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- You're writing that?
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- Yep.
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- Yeah, but it's for therapy.
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You're not gonna send it.
- Oh, I'm sending it.
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- No! No! No! No!
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Stop and listen
for a second.
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Come on,
if anybody ruined the party,
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It was the guys,
and they were my fault.
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So you should write me.
Write me a letter.
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- No, ray, I can't keep
blaming her for everything
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And I have never actually
told her how she makes me feel
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When she does the things
that she does.
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- But you don't
put that in writing.
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Oh, no! No!
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If it's in writing, then
you can't deny it, you know?
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You can't
say things like,
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"you didn't hear me right,"
241
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Or "I didn't say that.
You must have misunderstood,"
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Because there it is.
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It's in writing.
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- You know,
if it were up to you,
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You'd have me
do nothing.
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- Hey, let's not
underestimate nothing.
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- No, no, ray,
I'm not spending
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The rest
of my life this way,
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With your mother saying
she's sorry
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That you ever married me.
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- She's never said that.
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- She doesn't
have to say it to say it.
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Everything
she does says it.
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- Like what?
255
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,679
- Like when she rewashes
the kids' clothes.
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- Okay.
257
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,383
- Yeah, and then she
rewashes the kids.
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- Look, look,
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00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:57,122
All that stuff my mom does,
that's how she helps.
260
00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,291
- No, no, ray,
that's how she criticizes.
261
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,794
Only good can come
from this letter,
262
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:03,995
And I'm doin' it.
263
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,165
- Mmm.
264
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,904
[whining]
265
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,411
[whines]
266
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,384
No, no,
don't do it.
267
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,953
Think it over.
- Let go! Let go of the pad!
268
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,823
Get off that!
269
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,191
Stop it.
270
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:37,062
- I had to try.
271
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,265
- You know what
you could try, ray?
272
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:43,968
You could try supporting me.
273
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,036
- All right,
all right.
274
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,705
Okay, you're right.
275
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:47,906
You're right.
276
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,107
I am. I am.
277
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,475
I'm gonna
support you.
278
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:53,244
Look, just 'cause
I can't confront my mother
279
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:56,715
Doesn't mean I should
stop you from doing it.
280
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,750
- Thank you, ray.
281
00:11:58,752 --> 00:11:59,818
I appreciate it.
282
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,787
I do.
283
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:03,788
[sighs]
284
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:04,489
You know what I need?
285
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,890
- A hug?
286
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,959
- More paper.
287
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,201
- Hey.
288
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,036
- Hey, ray.
- Oh, hi, dear.
289
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,337
Want some waffles?
290
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,807
- Yeah, sure. Thanks.
291
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:25,143
Soooo...
292
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:29,280
You guys get your mail yet?
293
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,348
- No, why?
294
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,817
- Because I
was just wondering,
295
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,385
Because we didn't
get ours either, you know,
296
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,489
And sometimes we might
get something of yours,
297
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:40,024
And you might get
something of ours.
298
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,994
- What do you get of mine?
299
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,330
- You know, I don't know,
just junk mail.
300
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,165
- Like what?
301
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,968
- Whatever.
Uh, flyers and coupons.
302
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,503
- Where are they?
303
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:52,937
- I throw them out.
304
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,172
- You throw out coupons?
305
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,774
That's money!
306
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,442
- Look, I'm just--
all I'm saying
307
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,911
Is that you might
get some of my mail.
308
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,813
- Well, how much
were the coupons for?
309
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,081
- I don't know!
310
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,549
- Jeez aloo!
311
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,151
Did you get the one
for carpet cleaning?
312
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,485
- I don't know. Maybe.
313
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,387
- That's a $10 coupon!
314
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,789
I was looking
for that one!
315
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,290
- All right, look, dad,
I'll give you $20
316
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,359
If you stop talking
about this.
317
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,560
- You think
I won't take it.
318
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,195
I'll take it!
- I'll give it to ya!
319
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,430
- It would teach you
a lesson! Come on!
320
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,533
- No, no! You're not
taking his money!
321
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,067
- I'm gonna take it,
322
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,903
Because how else
is he gonna learn?
323
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,972
He's got to stop
throwing out people's mail!
324
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,941
- Well,
that's not how you do it.
325
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,576
If you want to
teach him a lesson,
326
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,945
You make him clean
the carpet himself.
327
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,480
That he'll remember.
328
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,817
You want boysenberry
or maple syrup, dear?
329
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,819
- Maple.
330
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,353
- Hey.
331
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,822
Waffles?
332
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,123
- Yeah, how many?
333
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,091
- Six, boysenberry.
334
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,459
- Is that the mail?
335
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,962
- Uhp, buhp, buhp,
buhp, buhp, buhp.
336
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,998
Hands off, sticky fingers.
337
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,467
Crap...Crap...
338
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,603
Crap...
Crap...
339
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,506
Coupon!
340
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,509
Here's one
that made it through.
341
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,618
Marie, do we need
our chimney swept?
342
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:18,223
- Here. This is
for your collection.
343
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,024
- Hey, marie.
344
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,559
This is a letter for you.
345
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,361
- Oh, how nice.
346
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,963
- Hey, ma, are we eatin'
or readin'?
347
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,297
- Oh.
348
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,299
Oh, this is odd.
It's from debra.
349
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,934
- Ah! You know what that is?
350
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,903
That's the invitation
to the tupperware party,
351
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,638
But you already went,
and you had a good time.
352
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,873
- No, no, no, no.
353
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,074
That's not
an invitation.
354
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,242
No, that's a letter.
355
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,309
- It's an invitation.
356
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,544
It's got a lot of pages
like this
357
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,379
Because it has
directions to our house.
358
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,914
- Now, come on.
359
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:46,484
- Dad!
360
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,219
- This is your mother's mail.
361
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,555
What is wrong with you?
362
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,494
"dear marie,
363
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,931
This letter has been
a long time coming."
364
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,032
- [chuckles]
365
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,369
It must be a thank-you note.
366
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,304
- Oh, yeah?
[chuckles]
367
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,639
- All right, dad,
give it to me now.
368
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:10,408
- No, no, no, no, no.
What does it say?
369
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,410
- "for eight years now,
370
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,279
"I've held my tongue
371
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:18,583
"and never told you
how hurtful and destructive
372
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,586
Your behavior
can sometimes be."
373
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,455
- Oh, my god.
374
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,931
- I have to go.
375
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,165
- Here. Sit down.
376
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,434
- Ma, look,
it's between you and debra,
377
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,568
And you should go over
there
378
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,471
And read that yourself
and let me out.
379
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,640
- We have no secrets
in this family.
380
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,975
Keep reading, frank.
381
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,345
- With pleasure.
382
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,547
"just because
we are family
383
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,983
"and happen
also to be neighbors
384
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:55,720
"does not give you the right
to constantly interfere
385
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,423
In every aspect
of my life..."
386
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,525
[laughs]
387
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,427
[coughs]
ahem.
388
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,461
Ahem.
389
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,396
[coughing]
390
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,165
"from raising my children
391
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,701
To my choice
of liquid fabric softener."
392
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,602
- I want you guys
to know right now
393
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,272
That debra
has a drinking problem.
394
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,177
- Keep reading.
395
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,079
Go on, keep reading.
396
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,147
- Stop it!
397
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,217
"I'm sure you
don't even realize
398
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:31,089
When you're being overbearing,
critical, and intrusive."
399
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,192
Is this a petition?
400
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,695
Where do I sign?
401
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,731
- All right, all right.
I've heard enough.
402
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,300
- Oh, ma. Mom.
403
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,109
- "dear...
404
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,510
Debra..."
405
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,213
- Oh, no, ma,
not another letter, please.
406
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,215
- I'm intrusive?
407
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,516
Debra's not the only one
408
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,085
Who can throw around
fancy words.
409
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,525
Where's my dictionary?
410
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,360
- Oh, ma, stop.
411
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,663
Ma, she didn't mean it.
412
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,700
- Hi, uh, did you guys
happen to get the--
413
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,369
- Mail? Oh, yeah.
414
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,041
- Ray, did everybody
read that?
415
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,643
- You're my favorite writer.
416
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:39,157
- Hello, debra.
417
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,725
- Hello, marie.
418
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:45,129
- I got your special delivery.
419
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:48,299
- Marie, I'm sorry.
420
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,268
It was a mistake
to send that letter.
421
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,703
- Now? You say that now?
422
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:59,110
I got to tell you,
your timing sucks.
423
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,753
- I should have just talked
to you face-to-face.
424
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,255
- Go ahead.
425
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,490
- Oh.
426
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,092
- I've dealt with my fair share
427
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:17,562
And everyone should know
that this is a high risk--
428
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,629
- Eat your waffles,
robbie.
429
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,164
- All right.
430
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:29,373
- Look, marie, I'm sorry
that the letter upset you.
431
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,243
When I wrote it,
I was very angry.
432
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,378
- And drunk.
433
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:45,223
- It's just that sometimes
you're very hard to talk to,
434
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,592
And so I thought I could
say it better in a letter.
435
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,294
- I think you said it
very clearly, debra.
436
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,629
You think,
among other things,
437
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,198
That I'm intrusive,
critical.
438
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,534
- Overbearing.
439
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,842
- I have always known that
you felt that way about me.
440
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,677
You think
I'm all those things.
441
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,479
Well, maybe
I wouldn't be that way
442
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,615
If I was welcome
in your house.
443
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,216
- But, marie,
don't you see?
444
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,552
You're over all the time.
445
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,221
You don't give me a chance
to welcome you.
446
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:20,391
- Well, I-I-I-I...
447
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,931
Okay, maybe I am
those things sometimes,
448
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,633
But that's just because
449
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,536
That's my way of trying
to make us a family.
450
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,204
That's all I ever want.
451
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,207
- Well, that is all
I want too
452
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:40,444
Is for us to be a family,
a real family.
453
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,246
- But I always thought
454
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,549
That you didn't like
my being in your family.
455
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,385
- I thought you didn't
like me being in your family.
456
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,287
- Why would you say that?
457
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:54,559
- Well, you know when you
bring food over to the house?
458
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,461
- I do it because I care.
459
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:01,465
- Oh, but, see, I feel
like that's a criticism,
460
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,702
You know, like you're saying
I'm not as good as you.
461
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,838
- You don't have to be
as good as me.
462
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,414
I love you
for what you are.
463
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,850
- I love you too.
464
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,353
- Oh, I'm so glad we talked.
465
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,289
- Yeah, me too.
466
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,757
You know what?
467
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,693
The tupperware's in,
and it's over at that house.
468
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,894
You want to come over
and get yours?
469
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,462
- Oh, I'd love to, honey.
470
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,397
Oh, and the little scraper
for potato.
471
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,832
- Yeah. That's in.
- Ooh, I love that.
472
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,634
- You got to show me
how to make those potatoes.
473
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,336
- I will, and I'll show you
how to freeze them.
474
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,853
- What in hell's bathroom
was that?
475
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:06,030
- I-I think it was a fight.
476
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,701
- That's a fight?
477
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:15,339
- You know, like,
uh, a woman's fight.
478
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,742
- I'm glad we didn't order
that on pay-per-view.
479
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,816
- Robert, are you crying?
480
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,585
- No, no.
481
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,899
- See, ray, that letter
482
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,335
Actually made your mother
and I closer.
483
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,337
- I told you
not to send it.
484
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,576
- Look, you don't understand.
485
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:55,680
We had to have that blowout
to get past it,
486
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,683
And now that we did the letter
and it's behind us,
487
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,686
We can move on.
488
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:05,856
- Frank, what's debra's letter
doing in the garbage?
489
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,458
- You read it already.
490
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,528
- You don't throw this away.
491
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:15,066
Not ever.
492
00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:18,569
Not...Ever.
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