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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,203 - Hey. 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:05,604 - Hey, robert. Want a cookie? 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:08,140 - Ah, yeah, why not? 4 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:10,509 Hey, these look pretty good. 5 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,077 She gave me all the irregulars. 6 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:17,049 Hey, guess who shamsky and I saw at the park today? 7 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,784 Gary hebner. - Hebs? 8 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,486 Oh, man, I haven't seen him since high school. 9 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,787 - Well, you'll see him Saturday. 10 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:23,555 He's going to your reunion. 11 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,790 - You have a reunion? 12 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:26,725 - No, no. 13 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,561 - Wait a minute, this would be your 20th reunion. 14 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,296 Ray, why didn't you tell me about this? 15 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,232 - 'cause I'm not going, okay? 16 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,067 Only losers go to those things. 17 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,568 - Thank you. 18 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,738 - You know, I'm planning on going to my 20th. 19 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,641 Does that make me a loser? 20 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:43,675 - Four years away, 21 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,644 And you're already planning it? 22 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:49,181 Um, uh... 23 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,650 You should really think about going, you know? 24 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,419 It's like your own personal "twilight zone." 25 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:56,221 I mean, the last time you saw everybody was graduation, right? 26 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,389 And then pow! 27 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,191 Everybody's 20 years older. 28 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:03,529 Spooky. 29 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,531 - Come on, ray, you never talk about high school. 30 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:06,799 I want to see that part of your life. 31 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:08,700 I want to see what made you you. 32 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:09,835 - What made me? 33 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:13,539 Here, follow the trail of cookies. 34 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:14,339 - We're going. - No. 35 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,507 - Yes, come on. 36 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,176 I want to wear my new red dress. 37 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,445 Here, and you should just pick something from there, okay? 38 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,281 - I pick him. 39 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:23,482 You can go with him. 40 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,683 - Now, why don't you want to go? 41 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:25,717 - 'cause I just-- 42 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:26,819 - What? What is it? 43 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:28,420 I mean, come on, you're a big success. 44 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,588 You have this dream job, 45 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,490 A beautiful home, a terrific family. 46 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,425 It's just a great life. 47 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,428 - That's your spin on it. 48 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,797 - And you know what else? 49 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,499 You still have all your hair, 50 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:43,368 And it's still very thick. 51 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:46,138 - It is very luxurious, raymond. 52 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:53,445 - I don't know. 53 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:57,683 I don't--you know. 54 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:58,817 All right, we'll stop by. 55 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,486 - Okay, great, great. 56 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,221 Go, go, go get the kids now. 57 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,260 - He uses conditioner, doesn't he? 58 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:11,196 And he tops it off with the volumizer? 59 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:20,539 [disco music plays] 60 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:25,844 - We're not gonna stay too long, okay? 61 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,546 - Oh, all right, yes, yes. 62 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:30,682 - Wait a minute, that guy's got hair. 63 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,851 That guy's got hair. 64 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,419 You promised me bald people. 65 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:35,420 - Yeah, yeah. 66 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:38,157 "the eagles return to the nest." 67 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,424 - Hmm, yeah. 68 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,759 We were the eagles. 69 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:44,429 Now, where are the bald eagles? 70 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:45,797 Hey, wait. Oh, man. 71 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,467 - I went to high school with that guy. 72 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:52,237 - What are the odds, huh? 73 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:53,539 - Oh, that's-- 74 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,540 Yeah, we're here. 75 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:55,574 Yeah, okay. 76 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:56,875 Scott preman. 77 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,343 Come here, come here. - Ray! 78 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,545 [laughs] 79 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:00,946 - Hey! 80 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,182 - Ray! - Scott! 81 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,184 Debra, my wife, scott preman. 82 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:06,585 - Oh, hello! 83 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,720 Hey, I was reading my yearbook before, 84 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,355 And I want you to know that I do remember 85 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,623 The good times in study hall, 86 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,493 And I did have an excellent summer. 87 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:17,362 - Right, I wrote that in his book. 88 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,198 Scott and I, we hung out a lot in high school. 89 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,335 - Hey, you remember when the egg mcmuffin came out? 90 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,504 We snuck out of school and got, like, three of them. 91 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,739 - Yeah, yeah. 92 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,775 Yeah, that was-- 93 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:30,943 Aw, that was-- 94 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:33,312 That was wild, that was wild. 95 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,580 - What was ray like then? 96 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:35,914 - Oh, he was crazy. 97 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:36,949 - What? - Yes! 98 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:38,250 What? 99 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,851 - One time, we went to mcdonald's. 100 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:43,655 He walked through the drive-thru. 101 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:44,756 Here's him, he's like, 102 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,558 "honk honk! Hey, hurry it up! 103 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,293 It's taking too long!" 104 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,295 Right? [laughs] 105 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,231 - It was so the girl in the window would look at me. 106 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,699 - Uh-huh. Did she look at you? 107 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,401 - Not the way I planned it. 108 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,903 You remember that, huh? 109 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:58,904 - Uh-oh. 110 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,306 Bald eagle, 3:00. 111 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,474 - Hey, red baron. 112 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,809 - Here you go, white lightning. 113 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,310 - White lightning? 114 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,912 - We had c.B. Radios, 115 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:07,913 And that was their handle. 116 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,348 - What was your handle, huh? 117 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,383 - Hey, warren, look who's here. 118 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,352 - Oh, man, ray! 119 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,487 -"newsday's" ray barone. 120 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,656 [laughs] what's happening? 121 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,958 - Hey, you still going by straight shooter? 122 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,462 - Oh, straight shooter? 123 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,697 - Okay, shut up. 124 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,333 - Hey, you guys remember foxy lady? 125 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,801 - You idiots, you idiots. 126 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:30,802 - Yeah. 127 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,738 Oh, this was great. 128 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,806 We used to talk to her all the time on the c.B., 129 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,008 And then one night, 130 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,709 We arranged to meet up with her. 131 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:40,479 - Yeah, and we pull into the parking lot of hojo's, right? 132 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,980 - We were in the parking lot, 133 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,950 And foxy lady, turns out it's mrs. Drayer from the cafeteria. 134 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,786 [laughter] 135 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:48,854 She was the lunch lady. 136 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,055 - Uh-huh. 137 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,823 - Yeah, ray wanted to moon her. 138 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:55,560 - You would've been such dead meat. 139 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,562 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 140 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:59,498 - Okay, well, I'm gonna let you guys all catch up, okay? 141 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,699 - Where are you going? 142 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,000 - I'm just gonna go to the ladies room. 143 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,502 - Yeah, bring me back one. - Okay. 144 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:06,805 - Hey, ray. 145 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,607 Hmm. - A wife. 146 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,709 How about you guys? Married or-- 147 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,778 - Well... 148 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:15,480 Hey, you guys remember that time 149 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:19,084 We all went into the girls' bathroom, huh? 150 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,719 - Yeah, I remember we were pushed in. 151 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:21,720 - That's right, that's right. 152 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,055 Pete hastings pushes us in, 153 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:24,556 Holds the door shut, 154 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:25,957 And you were crying. 155 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:29,027 [laughter] 156 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,029 - Yeah, well, scott cried during the sats 157 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,798 When he skipped a question by mistake, 158 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,499 And all his answers were off by one. 159 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,534 - Yeah! [laughs] 160 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,868 - That wasn't funny, okay? 161 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,504 I had to go to community college. 162 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,806 - Yeah, yeah. 163 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:43,108 But you cried. [laughs] 164 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,443 - Yeah, right, I know. 165 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:45,644 - Hey. 166 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:46,945 Oh, man, look who's here. 167 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:49,748 - Whoa, that's jessica bell. 168 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,049 - Ding-dong. 169 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,884 - Please come in. 170 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:56,555 - [singing]♪ ring my bell 171 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,790 Ring my bell 172 00:05:58,792 --> 00:05:59,791 - She's coming. 173 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,493 She's coming this way, man. 174 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:05,797 - Hi. - Hi. 175 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,600 - Mm-hmm. 176 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:12,104 - I can't believe you talked to her! 177 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:15,674 - She smells different now. 178 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,409 - Hey, ray, 179 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,544 Didn't you have bio class with her junior year? 180 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,545 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 181 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,713 We had dissection. 182 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,014 I pinned her frog open. 183 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,083 - Oh. - You lucky dog. 184 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,752 - Yeah, yeah. 185 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:27,753 Hey, what's going on? 186 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:28,787 What are you doing now? 187 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,021 - I'm a regional field rep 188 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,090 For burlington hosiery. 189 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:35,127 Oh, socks and sock-related items. 190 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:36,928 - Oh, good. That's cool. 191 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,730 I guess the hardest part of that 192 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,465 Is getting your foot in the door. 193 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:43,535 [laughter] 194 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,070 - I'm going to use that on my screen saver. 195 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,171 - Take it. Use it. 196 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,874 You still got that comic book store? 197 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,542 - Nah, it burned down. 198 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:53,512 Now I'm studying to be a rabbi. 199 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,147 It's so friggin' hard. 200 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,752 Hey, can we not talk about work? 201 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,753 - All right. Don't cry. 202 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,555 - So, you guys having fun? 203 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:04,589 - Oh, yeah, it's like old times. 204 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,659 Listen, ray, I met a girl that was in your class. 205 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,027 She said we should go sit at their table. 206 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,562 - Yeah? Okay. 207 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,830 - Hey, debra, why don't you come over? 208 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:14,433 - Oy, gevalt. 209 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,501 - Ray, do you remember jessica bell? 210 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:17,602 - Uh, yeah, I think. 211 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,770 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 212 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,971 - So this is ray. 213 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,473 Hi. - Hi, hi. 214 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,542 - I didn't recognize you. 215 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,177 - He pinned your frog back! 216 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,215 - So, debra, want to join us? 217 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:31,583 I want you to meet everybody. 218 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:32,651 - Okay, come on. 219 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:33,652 Let's go. 220 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:34,986 Really nice to meet you guys. 221 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,456 - Yeah, catch you on the flip-flop. 222 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,057 - Shalom. 223 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,959 - Hey, hey, hey! 224 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,227 The belle of the ball. 225 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,695 - Hey, pete. 226 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,230 - Wait, that's pete hastings. 227 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,999 I want you to meet debra barone. 228 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,201 - Hi. 229 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:52,204 - How's it going? - Hello! 230 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:53,805 - Oh, and this is her husband, ray. 231 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,007 He was in our class. 232 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,476 - Hey. - Hi, ray. 233 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,981 - I thought ray barone died in a car wreck 234 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,549 Right after graduation. 235 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:06,084 - Yeah. 236 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,552 - No! 237 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:13,124 That was jay malone. 238 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,527 - Oh, jay malone, yeah, yeah. 239 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:18,196 Hey, now, he was a great guy. 240 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,197 Here's to jay. 241 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,198 - To jay. - To jay. 242 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,633 Wish you were here. 243 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,904 - Oh, deb, you got to come look at these pictures. 244 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,639 You want to see what my hair looked like 20 years ago? 245 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:28,640 - Oh, yeah, like farrah? 246 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:29,641 I was dorothy hamill. 247 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:32,277 [laughter] 248 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,812 - Where you going? - I'll be right back. 249 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:34,846 Be right back. 250 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:35,981 - This is wild, huh? 251 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,716 - Hey, ray. 252 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,084 You're not bobby barone's brother, are you? 253 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,519 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 254 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:41,720 - Great basketball player. 255 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,256 What's he doing now? - He's a cop. 256 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:47,192 - Wow, that's great. - Yeah. 257 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:50,662 I got a column in "newsday" now. 258 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:55,834 - Oh, wait a minute. 259 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,769 Ray barone. 260 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,738 Now I know who you are. 261 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,007 I used to throw you in the girls' room all the time. 262 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,576 You remember that? - Yeah. 263 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:05,610 Thanks. 264 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:06,611 So how are you? 265 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:10,081 ["funky town" plays] 266 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,050 - Here we go. - Oh, I love this song. 267 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,920 - Yeah, yeah, and the hustle. Oh, the bump. 268 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,589 - The bump. 269 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,224 - Hey, jessica, come on, you ready? 270 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,225 Oh, let's go. 271 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,828 - No, no, no, weddings only. You know that. 272 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,263 - Oh, come on. 273 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,198 - Ray, you're not gonna dance? 274 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,199 Would you like to dance? 275 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,135 - Oh, do you mind? - Sure. 276 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,203 - Great, thanks. - Go, uh, boogie. 277 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:25,824 - [singing]♪ shake, shake, shake 278 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,659 Shake, shake, shake 279 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:28,693 Shake your booty 280 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:31,696 Shake your booty♪ 281 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,765 - All right! - What? 282 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,234 - Enough booty. 283 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,204 - Oh, it was so much fun. 284 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,006 Boy, I just love dancing, you know? 285 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,707 - Hey, this just in: 286 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:46,111 Disco sucks. 287 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,312 - What, you didn't have a good time? 288 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,713 Your friends are great. 289 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,882 Those people aren't my friends. 290 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,385 - Who, pete and jessica and chris and steve 291 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:54,185 And wendy and jodie? 292 00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:58,823 - What's wrong with them? - What's wrong with them? 293 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,392 They used to throw me into the girls' room. 294 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:03,161 - Oh, well, they're very nice now. 295 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,696 - Yeah, to you. 296 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:05,864 - What? 297 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,065 - To you. 298 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,135 To you, they're nice. 299 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,671 You're one of 'em. 300 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:13,905 - What do you mean, "I'm one of them"? 301 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,441 - You know. 302 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,909 Popular. 303 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,246 - Ray, what's the matter? 304 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,248 What, are you mad at me for having a good time? 305 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,916 You could've had a good time. 306 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,151 I asked you to dance. 307 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,719 - I don't like dancing. 308 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,154 - Yeah, but I do. 309 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,288 - Yeah, I know that. I know. 310 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,825 The whole class of '77 knows that. 311 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,126 - Well, forgive me, 312 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,861 But I'm not afraid to have a little bit of fun. 313 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,830 - Well, what a snobby, shallow, superficial, 314 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:39,831 Popular thing to say. 315 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,203 - Okay, I'm trying to understand this. 316 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,371 You didn't like our table. 317 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,706 Where did you want to sit? 318 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,775 - On our couch at home. 319 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,011 - And you're wondering why you weren't one of the popular kids. 320 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,313 Ray, this is why I wanted to go to your reunion, 321 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,215 'cause you never want to go anywhere. 322 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,483 - Well, you know something? 323 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,719 There's something really wrong with somebody 324 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,787 Who has to be popular at somebody else's reunion. 325 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,457 - You are such a nerd. 326 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:07,092 - Aha! 327 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,727 Aha! I knew it! 328 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,730 You think I'm a nerd! 329 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,432 You know what you are? A cheerleader! 330 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,800 Cheerleader! 331 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,402 - Go put in your retainer! 332 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,337 God! 333 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,406 - I'm going to bed, or... 334 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,041 Here, let me translate that for you. 335 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,309 Gimme a "b!" 336 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,844 Gimme an "e!" 337 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,312 Gimme a "d!" 338 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,281 What's that spell? What's that spell? 339 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,828 Hey, hey, no mtv in this house. 340 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,130 What are you-- 341 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,131 Give me that. 342 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,067 Here. Popeye. 343 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,536 Popeye's great. 344 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,505 - Nobody likes popeye. 345 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,406 - Why, 'cause he's not cool? 346 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,312 Maybe you don't know popeye. 347 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,081 Don't be so quick to judge. 348 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,085 Nobody likes popeye. 349 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,953 Yeah. 350 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,188 Till bluto's got you in a headlock. 351 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:14,325 Then--then what? 352 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,927 Guy hangs out with wimpy and... 353 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:35,079 Hee hee! 354 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,984 Monster tattoo. 355 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,319 Just wanted to see what it looked like. 356 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,320 That's not nerdy. 357 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,122 - I didn't say a thing. 358 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,925 Listen, I, uh... 359 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,394 Washed your gym stuff. 360 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,497 Your nose plugs went through the dryer. 361 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,966 - Dr. Sundram said I have to wear those 362 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,868 To prevent infections in my eustachian tubes. 363 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,603 - Yes, ray. 364 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,106 We all know you have sensitive tubes. 365 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,577 - What's the matter, it's not cool enough for you? 366 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,580 What's a big medical problem with you, ruptured booty? 367 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,615 - [giggles] 368 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,451 No, I never ruptured my booty. 369 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,420 One time I did sprain my groove thang. 370 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,456 - Hey. - Hey, robert. 371 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,225 - So how was last night? 372 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,593 - Oh, yeah, it was great. 373 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,329 Listen, a lot of people at the reunion asked about you. 374 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,930 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 375 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,065 Remember jessica bell? 376 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,234 - Ah, little jessica. 377 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,002 Used to follow me around. 378 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,503 Good kid. 379 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,138 - You know, I think she liked you. 380 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,306 - Yeah. - Yeah. 381 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,307 - Her friends asked my friends 382 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,643 To ask me to ask her out. 383 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,445 - You went out with jessica bell? 384 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,881 - No, no. She was a freshman. 385 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,515 That would've been like me hanging out with... 386 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,316 You. 387 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,320 - Oh, pete hastings, too. 388 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,222 - Ah, tough guy, right? - Yeah. 389 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,657 - Yeah, I remember him. 390 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,259 Got wise with me once. 391 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,326 I pushed him in the girls' room. 392 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,997 You know what you do? 393 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,598 You hold the door closed so they can't get out. 394 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,368 - Have you heard about it? Yeah, yeah. 395 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,469 So you had fun, right, huh? 396 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,237 Come on, it was a good time, huh? 397 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,907 - Don't ask me; ask her. 398 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,642 She's the dancing queen. 399 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:11,643 - Really? 400 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,311 Do the hustle. 401 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:17,515 [humming "the hustle"] 402 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,250 - Cut it out! 403 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,952 Stop it! 404 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:21,953 - Whoo! 405 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,355 - Cut it out! Stop it! 406 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,357 Stop it! Stop it! 407 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,526 Stop it! Stop it! 408 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,597 - Wow! 409 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,333 Robert, you've got the moves! 410 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:39,070 - Oh, I got the music in me. 411 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,205 - What you need's an indian and a construction worker, 412 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,006 And you got an act. 413 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:44,976 - Sorry, robert. 414 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,978 Ray's a little cranky this morning. 415 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,647 He was up too late watching everybody else have fun. 416 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,649 - I wasn't watching people have fun, all right? 417 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,051 I was keeping an eye on the purses. 418 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,087 - Pulling some nerd duty, huh? 419 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,522 [debra laughs] 420 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,690 - Come on, now, robert. 421 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,258 Ray's as cool as any guy 422 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,027 With a stick-on tattoo and nose plugs. 423 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,696 - [laughs] nose plugs! 424 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:09,133 - Hey, you know, some of us aren't in high school. 425 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,369 We've moved on, okay? 426 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,370 Let me ask you, 427 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,372 Does a nerdy guy go on the road 428 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,275 With the new york knicks? 429 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,110 - Depends if they need somebody to watch the purses. 430 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,113 - [laughs] 431 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,049 - That's funny. 432 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,117 Oh, that's very funny. 433 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,752 Laugh. 434 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,221 I don't care what you guys think, okay? 435 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,489 I know what I am. 436 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,727 - Raymond, I got something for you to try on. 437 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:36,728 - What? 438 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,463 - I saw these in the catalog, 439 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,032 And I thought they looked jazzy. 440 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,033 - [laughs] 441 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,002 - Hey, ray, that's great. 442 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,404 Your mom bought you some short pants. 443 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,706 - [nerdy voice] very jazzy. 444 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,742 - No, ma, I'm not wearing these pants, okay? 445 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,610 - Why not? They're very with-it. 446 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,345 - Hey, ray, if the shorts fit. 447 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,749 [laughter] 448 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:00,018 - Yeah, you know what? Maybe the shorts do fit. 449 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,254 - What's the matter with you? 450 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:05,490 You were very happy 451 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,691 When I bought you those pajamas. 452 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,199 - Are you okay? 453 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,369 - Listen. 454 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,304 Would you, uh... 455 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,506 Maybe--I don't know, would you... 456 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,044 Would you--do you want to go dancing Saturday night? 457 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,780 - Dancing? You and me? 458 00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:31,149 - Yeah, you know, if you want. 459 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,550 - Well, we can't Saturday, but-- 460 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,653 - Okay, fine. 461 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,288 - No, no, no, but maybe some other time. 462 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,557 - Yeah, yeah, some other time. 463 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,659 Hey, I've heard 'em all, okay? 464 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,796 How about "I can't; I'm washing my hair," 465 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,265 Or "I don't think of you that way," 466 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,500 Or "I'm not allowed to date italians"? 467 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,569 Yeah, I get it, okay? 468 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,570 I get it! 469 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,305 I'm a dork! 470 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,207 - Ray, I can't go dancing with you Saturday 471 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,176 Because you're gonna be out of town with the knicks. 472 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,244 - Oh, how convenient! 473 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,515 - Ray, and I don't want you to go dancing with me 474 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,818 Just to prove to yourself that you're not a dork. 475 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,787 - Well, I don't know how else to do it. 476 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,222 This is a mixed marriage. 477 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,260 - Hey, I was just teasing you. 478 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,862 What are you so sensitive about? 479 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,831 - Look, you're one of the cool people, and... 480 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,267 I'm not. 481 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,473 - Then why did I marry you? 482 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,674 - That's right. 483 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,142 Good question. 484 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,376 - No, I'm asking you. 485 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,578 Why do you think I married you? 486 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,580 - I... 487 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,415 I don't know. 488 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,150 - Come on. 489 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:44,689 - I'm nice. 490 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,427 - Yes. What else? 491 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:55,233 - I have good hair. 492 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,668 - Yes. 493 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,506 - I have a car. 494 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,708 - You have your own car? 495 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,176 - Well, it's my father's, 496 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,478 But I can get it whenever I want. 497 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,448 - Gee, how come I never see you in the cafeteria? 498 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,883 - 'cause my mom makes me come home for lunch. 499 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,152 - [laughs] 500 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,756 Mmm, wow. 501 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,492 You're a good kisser. 502 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,327 - I'm a lot better without the retainer. 503 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,498 - You know what I'm thinking? 504 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,699 - What? 505 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,168 - You can't be such a dork 506 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,836 If the cool girl's about to sleep with you. 507 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,704 - Jessica bell's coming over? 508 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,906 - Oh, stop it! 509 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,378 - Okay. You ready? 510 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,579 I just--you know, 511 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,214 I need a little tune-up, that's all. 512 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,448 - Okay, look, just relax, all right? 513 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,350 - Yeah, all right. 514 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,518 ["funky town" plays] 515 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,554 Okay, now. 516 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,688 Can you do this? 517 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,628 Good, good. 518 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,230 All right, okay, now, how about this one? 519 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,435 There you go. 520 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,436 Loosen up. Loosen up. 521 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,904 Shake it up. 522 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,573 That's it. 523 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,709 That's it, yeah, yeah, yeah. 524 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,844 - How about this? 525 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,313 Let's work this in, 'cause I got this. 526 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,380 I got this. 527 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:20,985 - Where'd you learn that? 528 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:21,986 - Church dance. 529 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:22,987 - Okay, all right. 530 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,355 Okay, okay, check this out. 531 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,897 - I don't do that. 35021

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