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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:35,701 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday, frank! 2 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,136 - Yay! 3 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,437 - You want to cut the cake, frank? 4 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,772 - Just a minute. Let me loosen up here. 5 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:41,673 - No, don't unbuckle those. 6 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,575 Go put on your elastic pants. 7 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,576 - I don't want to. 8 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:45,477 - Go, go, go. Come on. 9 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,212 - All right. 10 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,181 My house, my pants, 11 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,116 My birthday. 12 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:54,653 - Okay, let's get the presents. 13 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:58,090 - What are you talking about? 14 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,391 - Presents? 15 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,160 You told me we weren't getting him a present. 16 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,161 - I--he hates presents. 17 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,529 Here, hold this. - Oh. 18 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,164 - Robert, what's going on? 19 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,765 We stopped getting him presents. 20 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,735 - Well, it is his 65th birthday, raymond. 21 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,571 You didn't get him a present? 22 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,473 - I got him a card, 23 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,108 A funny card. 24 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:20,679 - So no present from you. 25 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,314 - Well... 26 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,816 The kids made stuff. 27 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:26,452 - But nothing from you. 28 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:28,087 - No. 29 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:31,256 - Dad, you coming down, or what? 30 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,260 - Hurry up, knit something. 31 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,595 - I'm gonna stay here with the kids 32 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,796 And help them with their presents. 33 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:38,831 - Oh, sure. 34 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:41,633 Attach yourself to them. 35 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,168 - You all ready? 36 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,436 - All right. 37 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:47,639 Ice cream and cake time. 38 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:54,179 - Actually, dad, 39 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:56,381 First we have a little presentation. 40 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:57,182 - [groans] 41 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:58,484 - Here. 42 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:02,354 Happy birthday, frank. 43 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,389 - Is this a gag? 44 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,591 - No, no. 45 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,426 Some of us got you presents. 46 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,161 - Hey-hey. 47 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,729 Bring 'em on! 48 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,331 - Ray, do you want the card? 49 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,566 - Yeah, I want to put 20 bucks in it. 50 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:15,767 Give me 20 bucks. 51 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,636 - The envelope's already sealed. 52 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,872 - Damn! 53 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:22,774 - Oh, a sweater. 54 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:25,444 Didn't you buy me a sweater once already? 55 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:27,379 - But you didn't wear that one. 56 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,915 - So why did you buy me another one? 57 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:34,253 - It's a beautiful sweater, marie. 58 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:36,922 - I'm probably allergic to this. 59 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,290 - See, ma? 60 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,691 I don't know why you keep trying. 61 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,660 You're just gonna have to return it like always. 62 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,629 - Uh-uh. Not this year. 63 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,297 It's a final-sale item. 64 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,298 [chuckles] 65 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,168 No refunds and no exchanges. 66 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:51,370 - That's what her parents said when we got married. 67 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,338 [chuckles] 68 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,340 I do like the buttons. 69 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,242 - Oh, hey. 70 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:58,243 - Ooh, nice buttons. 71 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,545 - Okay, ma, cake. 72 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:00,546 How about it? Let's go. 73 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:01,613 - Oh, wait, wait. No, no. 74 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,582 We got more presents. 75 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,417 Dad, I think you're really gonna like what I got you. 76 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,785 - Oh. 77 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,387 - Ah, card, card-- there's a card, too. 78 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:11,256 - Okay. 79 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:12,658 Hey! 80 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:16,528 The little kid with the spaghetti on his head. 81 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,664 Look at him. 82 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:22,501 [laughing] 83 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,570 - Remember when you did that to me? 84 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,637 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 85 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,573 - He did it to me. 86 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,574 - He did it to me. 87 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:31,843 - He did it with cereal. What are you talking about? 88 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,445 - That's not right we were watching the-- 89 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:34,446 - Stop fighting! 90 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:37,549 He did it to you both. 91 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,618 - What the hell is this? 92 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,453 - The remote boat. 93 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,488 - A what? 94 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,656 - A remote boat. Look. 95 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,391 See? 96 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,594 You put your remote controls right here. 97 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:51,263 Then you can put your "tv guide" right here. 98 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,532 That way you can take it around to any chair. 99 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,267 Maybe I'll go over here, I'll go over there. 100 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:56,268 Right? 101 00:03:56,270 --> 00:04:01,940 You have a special compartment for your soda. 102 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:06,245 - Holy crap! 103 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:08,013 - Oh, that is clever. 104 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,881 - Yeah, that's kind of great. 105 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,650 - Why didn't I invent that? 106 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,318 - Why? Dad, please. 107 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,587 It takes a team of technicians and designers 108 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,490 And skilled craftsmen to produce this... 109 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:22,427 Wood box. 110 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,862 - Well, what'd you get him, big shot? 111 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:28,267 - It doesn't matter. 112 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,535 Just because it's my 65th birthday 113 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:33,572 Doesn't mean I have to get a gift from everyone. 114 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,409 - Look, I got you something. 115 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,578 - Oh? 116 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,413 - Yeah, yeah. 117 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:43,048 Yeah, it just hasn't gotten here yet. 118 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,816 - I see. 119 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,886 So, when do you suppose it will... 120 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,622 Arrive? 121 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,624 - Hey, it's not that fruit of the month thing again, is it? 122 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,725 - No, no. 123 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,460 - Oh, that was the worst! 124 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,862 - Okay. 125 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,363 - They're still coming! 126 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,499 We got grapefruit out the wazoo! 127 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,500 - You promised. 128 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,834 You promised you'd stop them. 129 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,069 - You're still in the computer. 130 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,370 It's gonna take a couple months. 131 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:06,338 - Dear god! 132 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,644 - So, uh... 133 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:16,014 What did you get me, and how come it's not here yet? 134 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:19,351 - Because I-I special-ordered it. 135 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,819 - I ordered the remote boat from a catalog, 136 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,588 And it got here on time. 137 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,357 - I know. I know. I know. 138 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,591 This is bull. This is bull. 139 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,427 You order something for somebody's birthday, 140 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:29,661 It should be here by their birthday. 141 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,063 Tell me about it. 142 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:32,898 This is--I'm definitely gonna call somebody, 143 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,866 'cause this is total bull. 144 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,643 Oh, what the hell am I gonna get my dad now? 145 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,079 He's never liked anything I've ever gotten him. 146 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:49,014 I thought I developed the perfect system. 147 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:52,351 I get him nothing. 148 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:53,919 He seemed to like that. 149 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,455 Now I got everybody to go along with it, 150 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:59,124 And all of a sudden, he likes the remote boat. 151 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:02,961 - Well, it is his 65th birthday, ray. 152 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,731 - Come on, you're the shopper; help me. 153 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,032 - [sighs] 154 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,067 Why don't you take him to a ball game? 155 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:12,604 - Mm, no, it's got to be something I ordered. 156 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,139 That much we know. 157 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,742 It's late because I ordered it. 158 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,076 Hey. 159 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,379 Hey, if I got him the universal remote, 160 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:23,782 He wouldn't need the remote boat. 161 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:24,783 [chuckles] 162 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:28,687 Robert. 163 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:31,556 - What about the tv guide and the soda? 164 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,426 - Damn! 165 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,027 - You know, when I want to get my parents something, 166 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,562 I just think about what they like. 167 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,631 What does he like? 168 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,534 - He likes the number three combo at wo-hop's, 169 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,035 Pork fried rice and egg roll. 170 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,771 - Okay, so, get him that. 171 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,773 Just light the egg roll 172 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,675 And tell him it's one of those hilarious trick candles. 173 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:51,910 He'll love it. 174 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,078 Good night. 175 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,146 [chuckles] 176 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,852 - Hey, you know what I'm thinking? 177 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,053 - Hey, what? 178 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,955 - When we go to wo-hop's, 179 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:07,192 He always takes a table by the tropical fish tank. 180 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,994 He likes that. 181 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:11,663 Maybe I'll get him a fish tank. 182 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,166 - Yeah. 183 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,167 You know, that's good. - Yeah? 184 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:16,168 - That really is good, ray. 185 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:18,103 - Yeah? - Yeah. 186 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,805 - Wait, wait, wait. 187 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:23,909 Would I have had to order an aquarium? 188 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,677 Okay, that's important. 189 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,914 It has to fit in with my lie. 190 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:33,084 - Maybe you special-ordered him a fish. 191 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:36,154 - Special fish. - Yeah. 192 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,956 - I like that. - Mm-hmm. 193 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,759 - I like that. - Good. 194 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:43,462 - Somebody, some scuba diver in fiji 195 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:45,096 Is just combing the coral reefs 196 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:49,234 Looking for frank barone's very special fish. 197 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,569 That's it. That's it. 198 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,738 That's our story. - Good, ray, okay. 199 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,874 - Now repeat it back to me. 200 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:05,951 - Holy crap. 201 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,119 - "holy crap." 202 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,255 - It's beautiful, raymond. 203 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:13,058 - It's huge. 204 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,046 - They had smaller tanks, you know, 205 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,047 But I thought-- 206 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:39,117 - Hey, ally, look at my fish. 207 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,520 - Wow! 208 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,288 - I'm gonna call lee and stan. 209 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,524 They should come over and see this. 210 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:48,159 - Hey, dad, you know that civil war special's coming on. 211 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,728 I got the boat. 212 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,997 - Who needs tv? 213 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,901 We got our own "discovery" channel right here. 214 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,903 - Oh, ray, he loves it. 215 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:01,973 - [mimicking] oh, ray, he loves it. 216 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,242 - I liked your gift, too, robert 217 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,844 Oh. - Come on, robert. 218 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,713 It's not a competition here. 219 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,550 [chuckling] 220 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:12,884 - Can we name them? 221 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,555 - Yeah, let's call these two lee and stan, 222 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:19,858 And that big one with its mouth open we'll call marie. 223 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,794 [laughter] 224 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,839 - Hey, bubeleh. 225 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:36,041 - Hey, ray. 226 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,242 Listen, I got to hand it to you. 227 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,711 That aquarium is a huge hit. 228 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,046 - Hmm, yeah? 229 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,814 - Oh, everybody loves it. 230 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,116 I mean, your mom can't stop talking about it, 231 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,351 And the kids are over there right now 232 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,788 Trying to pet the fish. 233 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,591 Your dad just sits there and stares at it. 234 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,693 He doesn't even come over here anymore. 235 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,860 It's a miracle. 236 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,596 - [grunts] 237 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:04,002 - Oh, doesn't it feel good to give the perfect gift? 238 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,137 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 239 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,372 Yeah, but... 240 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,774 - But--but what, ray? 241 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,209 There's no "but" here. - No, don't you see? 242 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,111 I've set a precedent now. 243 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,981 I got him a tropical fish tank. 244 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,949 Now every year, I got to get him something bigger and better. 245 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,317 - No, no, no. 246 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,152 Nobody says you have to keep topping yourself. 247 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,821 - Yes. Yes, you do. 248 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:23,922 That's the way gifts are. 249 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,790 You have to. 250 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,226 You can't get him an aquarium one year and the next year... 251 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,129 Isotoners. 252 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,031 - Your dad loves the gift. 253 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,699 Just enjoy the moment. 254 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,672 - I've had no training for that. 255 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,040 - The good news is, 256 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,975 You don't have to worry about this for a year. 257 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,378 - Oh, no, you know nothing about worry. 258 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,313 It's not that I don't have to worry for a year. 259 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,182 It's that I have a year to worry. 260 00:10:57,189 --> 00:11:00,825 - Oh, this is a nice picture of a fish, michael. 261 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,394 Oh, do you see this, raymond? 262 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,696 - Hey, yeah, yeah, that's nice. 263 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:05,997 - Isn't it? 264 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,299 You know, the other night, we ate dinner in here 265 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,135 Just so we could watch the fish? 266 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,270 - Hmm, no kidding, huh? 267 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,672 - Not tonight, though. 268 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:17,108 We're having baked salmon. 269 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,211 - Yay, that's great. 270 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,713 All right, ally, come on, let's go. 271 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:22,714 It's time for dinner. 272 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,382 - Where's stan? 273 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,318 - Oh, uh, I-I-I... 274 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,221 I think he's--he's hiding in the treasure chest. 275 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,224 - He's too big for the treasure chest. 276 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,994 - No, I-I-I think he goes in there sometimes 277 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,296 Just to--to get away from the other fish. 278 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,699 - He's not in the damn treasure chest. 279 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:43,935 He's dead. 280 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,070 - What? 281 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,037 - That's what fish do! 282 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,372 They die! 283 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,107 - Dad, I'll replace him for you. 284 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,075 - I don't want him replaced! 285 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,843 Do me a favor, ray! 286 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,912 Don't get me any more presents! 287 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:06,891 - Okay, one fish dies, but... 288 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,994 A lot of 'em lived. 289 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:13,765 - Ray, ally was upset about stan the fish, too, 290 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:17,135 But she managed to get to sleep. 291 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:26,277 - Maybe he had some weird bond with that fish, you know? 292 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,913 Like flipper. 293 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,318 - All right. 294 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:38,790 I don't think it was the particular fish, ray. 295 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:42,293 I think it was more of a symbolic thing. 296 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,795 - You mean, like... 297 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:48,133 What do you mean? 298 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:58,977 - [sighs] 299 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,246 It's his 65th birthday, 300 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,482 And then on top of that, stan dies. 301 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,317 You know, it's bound to bring up the question 302 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,154 Of his own mortality. 303 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:13,491 - Okay, but it was stan the fish. 304 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:21,232 - Yes, ray, that's the symbolic part! 305 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,105 - I don't think that's it. 306 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,106 - Why not? 307 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,375 - My father isn't that deep. 308 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,577 He doesn't make those connections. 309 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,946 He thinks the moral of the adam and eve story 310 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:38,116 Is don't eat when you're naked. 311 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,398 - No, ray. 312 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,300 I think that that's definitely it, 313 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,870 And I think that your father is hiding his feelings. 314 00:13:58,872 --> 00:13:59,938 It's normal. 315 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,140 You know, he's afraid of dying, 316 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,075 And then you... 317 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:07,011 Give him the gift of death. 318 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,019 - Hi. 319 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,154 - Oh, hi, raymond. 320 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,622 You want some breakfast? 321 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,592 - No, no. I want to talk to dad. 322 00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:21,960 Hey, where's the tv? 323 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,862 - Your father moved it into the kitchen. 324 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,496 - The kitchen? 325 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,633 - Yeah, didn't want to be in the same room with the fish. 326 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,436 You know, you never know when another one of 'em's gonna go... 327 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,604 [singing] dee, dee, dee-dee 328 00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:35,440 [gagging] 329 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,447 - So he's still upset. 330 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,316 - He should be this upset when I die. 331 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:50,588 - Thanks, ma. 332 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,257 That's perfect. 333 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,158 - A television for the kitchen-- 334 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,493 That's what I should have got him. 335 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,527 Damn! 336 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,930 Hey. 337 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,532 - [grunts] 338 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,534 - Dad, can you turn off the television for a second? 339 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,669 I want to talk to you. 340 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,505 - I can hear ya. 341 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,473 - Please? 342 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,011 [button clicks] 343 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:18,449 Okay... 344 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,351 Uh, see... The aquarium-- 345 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,020 - I don't want to talk about that. 346 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,187 - I know. 347 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,089 I know. 348 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:34,265 Look, it was a bad gift to give you, 349 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,267 And I want to apologize. 350 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,369 - Okay. 351 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,038 So, we done? 352 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,041 - No. No. No, no. 353 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,643 See, I think maybe I understand 354 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,979 Why you're so upset about the dead fish. 355 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:52,016 - I don't give a flying wallenda about a dead fish. 356 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,218 - Yeah. 357 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,454 Yeah, I know. 358 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,056 I know. I know. 359 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:02,093 But I think maybe the fish was a symbol. 360 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,594 - Huh? 361 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,302 - The fish-- the fish dying, 362 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,673 I-I think maybe made you think about... 363 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,175 Not that it's gonna happen anytime soon. 364 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,209 I mean, everybody-- 365 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,345 Everybody thinks about this. 366 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,714 It's--I think about it too. 367 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:26,684 - What in sweet hell are you talkin' about? 368 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,620 - Look, I'm-- 369 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,090 I just--I didn't mean for the gift to upset you. 370 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,658 - Nice job! 371 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,293 You know, when that fish died, 372 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,328 I went to al's aquarium to see if they'd replace it. 373 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,364 - I-I told you, I'd replace it. 374 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,733 - I don't want you to replace it, okay? 375 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,634 - Okay, okay, I understand. 376 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,737 That's--that's more of the symbol thing. 377 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,705 You don't want me to replace the fish 378 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,774 Because you don't want me to replace you 379 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,143 When you, you know... 380 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,414 When you're dead. 381 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:01,052 - When I'm dead? 382 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:07,025 What are you bringing that up for? 383 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,127 I don't want you to replace the fish 384 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:13,097 Because I found out it costs 40 bucks! 385 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:16,434 Who the hell buys a $40 fish? 386 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,670 Salmon costs $13.95 a pound, and you can eat it! 387 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,046 - That's what you're mad at. 388 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:32,050 Then I find out the whole fish tank cost 600 bucks! 389 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,519 Where do you get off spendin' that kind of money? 390 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,687 How's that supposed to make me feel? 391 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,558 - Happy? 392 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,662 - Jeez-o-loo, 600 bucks on a box of water! 393 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,533 - Come on, dad, what-- 394 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,802 I-I-I wanted to do somethin' nice. 395 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,370 - Nice? 396 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,606 That's more than I paid for my first car! 397 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,675 Next year, why don't you get me a coffee mug 398 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:01,212 That says, "I make more than you"? 399 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,414 And if I want a fish tank, 400 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,816 I'll get my own damn fish tank! 401 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,417 - I know you can, dad, 402 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:10,221 But then it wouldn't be a gift. 403 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,823 - You know what's a nice gift? 404 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,424 I'll tell ya. 405 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,494 One of those magnetic coin holders for your car. 406 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,230 $1.50 at any car wash. - Come on. 407 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:22,733 - That's a nice thing for a son to give a father! 408 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,868 - Dad, come on, I-- 409 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,703 Look, I make a good living. 410 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,105 I can afford to buy you this. 411 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,172 - I know! 412 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,208 Okay? I know! 413 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:35,680 Look, how would you feel if little geoffrey went out 414 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:39,283 And got you some big, expensive thing? 415 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:43,754 - I'd wonder why michael didn't get me something, 416 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,190 But then I would feel proud. 417 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,892 I'd feel proud that one of my boys could do that. 418 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,228 - You think that's how you'd feel! 419 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,564 - No, I would. I would feel proud. 420 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,733 So you don't feel proud of me. 421 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,335 - No, no, no, no. 422 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,803 There's some of that. 423 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:05,276 But then there's me. 424 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,179 I still have to feel about me. 425 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,482 - Come on, dad. What? 426 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,319 You--you did all right. 427 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,321 Didn't you do better than your father? 428 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,624 - Some contest. 429 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:26,464 - Look, if it-- 430 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,899 If it makes you feel any better, 431 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:31,903 I wouldn't be where I am without you. 432 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,673 - Yeah, yeah. 433 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,811 - So... 434 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,513 Sorry for the gift. 435 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,187 - It's all right. 436 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,721 At least you tried. 437 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,794 - So you weren't upset about death at all. 438 00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:00,831 - Not until you mentioned it. 439 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,700 Thanks, though. 440 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,971 - Oh, boy, 441 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,307 Debra was way off on this one. 442 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,917 - It's is a great tank. - Yeah. 443 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,919 - I've been wantin' to put another one in the restaurant. 444 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,221 Thanks a lot, ray. 445 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,422 - Hmm. 446 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,592 It's nice to be appreciated. 447 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,993 - Well, dad, at least you still have 448 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,295 The good ol' remote boat. 449 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:34,265 Where is it? 450 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,801 - I needed a coffin for stan. 451 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,837 - You buried stan in the remote boat? 452 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,707 - Ally wanted a ceremony. 453 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:46,744 You don't flush a $40 fish down the toilet. 454 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,745 - Wo-hop, 455 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,314 Wait! 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