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Ah! Ah!

Boom. Boom. Hey, get back here.

Bang, bang, bang.

Ah! Ah!

Get away from me! Ah!

Oh, no. I didn't mean to get you. I meant that guy.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Oh, no, what did you do? I don't know.

Barry!

Monroe, this is my youngest son, Barry.

Ah, hey there, big guy.

Your dad, uh, tells me you're shy.

You gonna be shy with me?

Barry, say hello.

Ah, it's o... Hey. I-I hear you like, uh, playing army.

You know, your dad and I used to play army.

- Barry! - No, it's all right.

No need to pressure him there, John.

Hey, it was nice to meet you, son. It really was.

You know, maybe one of these days, uh,

you'll let me play army with you, yeah?

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What do you mean there's no deal?

I'm saying you guys are asking me to turn against a friend,

and I can't do that.

But that wasn't us.

You guys were already in a friend fight.

We have a process in motion of giving you a new life.

- Why would you turn away from that? - Gentlemen.

I don't think I should say anything else

without my attorney, Gale Winograde, present.

Gale Winograde is your attorney?

As of this morning, yeah.

I will leave you with this.

Shame on you.

Turning pals into enemies.

It's a dick move.

Your daddy's gonna be real mad at me.

And he... he's got every right to be,

so I don't want you sticking up for me...

I'd, uh, I'd like to introduce myself.

I'm the Raven.

Over there is my associate, Barry Berkman.

You probably saw him on the news.

He's a badass cop killer.

The Raven is connected to some very heavy hitters.

I can't say who. Let's just say, they're not Russian, but...

you'd think they were.

- They Chechens? - Yeah, they're Chechen,

but when the Raven gets outta here,

they're gonna hook him up, and you could get a piece of the action.

- What's your name, son? - Jason.

Jason? No.

Raven can't have a Jason.

Need something with more flair.

Live Wire.

- What's your name? - I'm trying to watch a show.

TV fan, are you? Well, we'll call you... TV... Groove Tube!

- I don't want a nickname. - Live Wire and Groove Tube.

Yeah, looks like the Raven got himself a gang.

No, for real, I don't like nicknames.

All right, then you're Jason.

Dude, I'm Jason. My name is Jason.

You're Live Wire, motherfuck!

You're Jason, you're Live Wire, and I'm the Raven!

That speech was really good.

- Thank you. - Now, you had...

I've been taking these acting classes and stuff,

and you knew exactly... how to play that.

- You're... - Felt relaxed.

Yeah, felt honest, relaxed.

You know, you weren't pushing it at all.

You were just confident...

Do you like the names that I came up with?

Yeah.

Yeah. No, those were good.

Figure it'll take this lawyer a long time to finally spring us, so...

we get ourselves a little contingent, a little...

- safety in numbers. - Yeah.

- I'll get 'em in line. Yeah. - Good.

Can't believe those Feds trying to talk me into wearing a wire.

Really, I'm... I'm sorry, buddy.

- No, I get it. It's okay. - Yeah.

Gonna get me a new life.

Witness protection.

And I said, "Fuck off."

I can't do that to family.

Oh, Winograde can meet us at 3:00 PM.

- Okay. All right. - Mm-hmm.

Interested to see what he says. Apparently, he's a beast.

Bong?

Bong!

Cristobal?

I see you are still in the shipping business.

What do you want?

A while ago, Hank and I approached you with a deal.

The crime utopia thing. I remember.

- Played volleyball. - Yes, well,

we are back in business, my friend,

and we have an operations that we could use your services for.

It would be an equal share.

Who else is involved?

Well, we are holding a meeting with, hopefully, you.

And the Guatemalans.

We're at war with those motherfuckers.

You'll never get us at a table together.

Eh...

I think I can.

If that table happens to be at the bestest place on the Earth.

Before we start, I have to applaud you.

It's not an easy task, putting aside differences,

trading out your guns for your listening ears,

then trucking all the way to the Dave

and the Busters here in Torrance.

It takes a strong will to do such things.

I would know.

Not long ago, I was the head of the Bolivian cartel.

We were at war with the Chechens.

They belittled us, fought us,

stole from us, completely destroyed our operations.

But now...

We're fucking.

Not implying that's where you guys are headed.

I understand Cristobal and I are total unicorn situation.

The point is, we were able to put aside a major blood feud

and the only way to do such a thing

is by first admitting what you don't do well.

By admitting what you need.

See, the Chechens had style and distribution,

but we were complete boners at stealing shit.

And we were the best of thieves,

but had no idea how to distribute.

And we were too busy blowing the shit out of each other

to realize that we needed each other.

Our strengths could help each other's weaknesses.

Together, we were stronger.

Together, we are stronger.

Okay, say that shit in your mind right now.

Make it your mantra.

And at first, I get that you may need to hold your nose

when working with someone who might have killed a close friend

or family member. That sucks, but...

That shit will fade away when you see the amazing bounty of power

that comes with working together.

Now, we have a pitch that will bring us all together

in a way that we will all profit,

where we will all succeed beyond our wildest imagination,

but there must be zero bloodshed!

Hello! Can I start you guys with an appetizer?

Uh, yes, we'll have some jalapeno poppers for the table, please.

The killing must stop!

If the Bolivians and the Chechens can do it...

we all... can do it.

Yes! Okay, fantastic!

Okay, everyone, everyone, come with me,

and we will all go to the Wicked Tuna right here.

Right here. Okay, come with me, come with me.

Look, right over here, we have the Pac-Man. Huh?

We have the Hungry Hippo.

And we have the Skee-ball...

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Berkman, you got a visitor.

Come on, let's go.

- Oh, is it my lawyer? - Don't know.

I'm sorry.

- Hello. How are you? - I am really sorry.

How are you?

I fucked up.

I'm really sorry, Sally.

How's Muffin?

- Who's Muffin? - Muffin. Our dog, Muffin.

Remember, before you were arrested?

Muffin bit me, and you said you were gonna find him a new home.

Did you?

I told you what I did to Muffin.

No, you didn't tell me.

That's why I flew all the way here.

- Where's the dog buried? - Honey, the dog h-has a new home.

The dog's safe.

You got nothing to worry about. You're okay.

Is that the only thing you came here for?

Yeah.

Then, why aren't you leaving?

I tried to go home, and...

it was just so awful.

Sally, I didn't... I didn't lie to you.

- You did... - I didn't lie to you.

You did.

I didn't lie to you. I just...

I didn't tell you the part I didn't want to be true.

Sally, I'm a piece of shit.

You gave me a life I don't fucking deserve.

You were so loving to me and you made me feel...

like a fucking human.

And it was just you being you. Just you being Sally.

Why aren't you leaving?

I feel safe with you.

You feel safe with me? Is that what you said?

You feel safe with me?

Sally.

You feel safe with me? Is that what you said?

Sally, that's beautiful.

Do you really feel safe with me?

Sally?

Sally, do you feel safe with me?

Do you mean that?

'Cause you are safe with me, Sally.

You're always gonna be safe with me.

Sally, I love you.

Sally, I love you. I love you.

Sally!

I love you.

I love you. And you're always...

You're always safe with me!

- Gene Cousineau? - Holy shit, you got here fast.

You wanna go inside?

What do you drive, a rocket ship?

Or should we go someplace else?

Were you followed?

N-No.

Okay. Listen.

The address is in here.

Once you get there, lock the door.

Shit.

All right.

Don't lie. You had some fun.

Together.

That's what this is all about, man.

So, why did we bring you here?

It is because of this.

But this is not what you are thinking. It is...

- It's not heroin. - Not heroin.

This is sand.

High-quality sand is a hot commodity.

Every construction company needs it

to make their foundation stronger,

more resilient.

First, we will corner the market in California.

- Then, the entire country. - But in order to do so,

we need Bong's ports and trucks,

and we need Manny and Jorge's muscle

to make sure the construction sites are only using our stuff.

Excuse me, we've got this room for, like, another hour, please!

- Jesus. - Thank you.

Me and Hank will turn this into legitimate enterprise.

You'll soon be 9-to-5, assholes.

It will grow in a way that we can do business

not in the shadows, but in the light.

Call a tailor 'cause y'all gonna need suits.

We are going to turn into solid citizens.

It will give us a community,

but most importantly...

it will make us rich.

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I'd like to propose something real quick to the fellas.

When it comes to enforcing and protecting said merch,

sometimes, you need that ace in the hole.

Ours is top assassin named Barry Berkman.

Now, homie's in prison.

But you know what we're gonna do?

We're going to break him out.

Prison break 2023!

Hank, what are you doing?

Okay, Barry's Splash Brothers of assassins.

We need him.

What are you saying? What are you talking about?

I looked at the prison online.

It's super easy to break into.

- Is this a yoke? - No, this is not a yoke.

What you are proposing is stupid.

Okay, you're the one who's talking about fucking sand.

You said you liked the sand.

Get over here. Get over here.

Ah... Hey, get back here.

Hey, bud. Remember me?

Your dad's friend?

Yeah, he told me to come out here, tell you it's, uh, time for lunch.

- Okay. - Okay.

What you got there? Is that a good guy or a bad guy?

- Bad guy. - Bad guy.

Cool-ocity. Who fights him?

- Everyone but himself. - Oh, okay.

- Yeah. - And the, the yellow guy?

- Is he fighting? - Yeah.

- Yeah? - So, he kills the bronze,

winds his arm back,

and then, bling! Whoosh!

And it pushes the other one, and boom!

- Yeah. - That's cool.

What about the guy in white? What does he do?

So, he's supposed to be camouflaged,

but it's not snowing...

Sally, I can't be your agent.

Okay, look, I know... I accused you of a lot of things

that weren't technically true,

so I understand you, personally, not wanting to work with me,

but if you could just recommend me to someone, anyone.

Even a small boutique agency.

I mean, I'll read for Waitress Number Two. I'll do...

Do you read what people are saying about you

on social media?

No.

Well, now it's going to mainstream media.

And coming up later in our show,

there's a new development in the viral "Entitled C-word Girl."

Turns out, her boyfriend was an entitled K-word. A killer.

You need to understand the gravity of what you're up against here.

It's not just about Natalie's video.

You and Barry are linked.

You're getting called out for thanking him at your premiere.

People are grabbing images of the two of you off your Facebook.

But I'm the victim here.

You are no longer Sally Reed.

You're the "Entitled Cunt Girl"

who dated a serial killer.

It's not like your career is over.

If you wanted, you could have...

a reality show or...

a podcast.

And you would make more money than God.

You have two high-profile strikes against you, and, on top of that,

you have integrity.

I'm so sorry.

♪ Desperado... ♪

♪ Why don't you come to your senses? ♪

♪ You've been out riding fences ♪

Ah. Take a seat.

♪ For so long now ♪

♪ Oh, you're a hard one ♪

♪ But I know that... ♪

So, can I interview you now?

The only reason I brought you here

is because I just can't have more attention.

I can't be in the spotlight.

So, I'm gonna tell you the story,

just once, only to you, for "Vanity Fair."

And I'm gonna tell it to you in the only way I know how.

♪ Don't your feet get cold... ♪

Shit.

Mister! Mister, please!

I need to be in the theater! Don't close the theater!

Hey, I am so sorry,

but my class is the most sought after in this city.

It's... It's full. Just scram.

No! I-I-I need to be in that theater!

You know, I just came back from the war.

It did somethin' terrible to me.

Yeah, a-and the word on the street is you don't just teach acting.

You save lives!

If I don't get into that theater,

I'm gonna go home, and kablam!

Not on my watch, son.

Not on my watch.

And that was the first day that I met Barry Berkman.

Now, he came to me like most of my students.

He was eager. He was dumb.

So, what did I do?

I got into his brain and I set up shop.

And pretty soon...

he opened like a flower.

And then one day,

like Siegfried...

or Roy...

he turned on me,

like an ungrateful tiger.

So you handle a lot of cases like this?

Is this an audition? I don't do auditions.

No, no. Everyone knows you're one of the best.

Yeah. Fucking ask me to audition.

I don't know whether Cousineau wore a wire or not,

but if he did,

they have Barry on there saying he killed Janice Moss.

I have an audio engineer. I bring him up in front of the jury.

He records me saying bullshit, like, "How much is this mop?

Why is my hot dog wet?" Ring Around the Rosie nonsense.

And then he cuts it up, mixes it live, he plays it back,

and it comes out as me saying incriminating shit

my client supposedly said.

"I killed X guy on Y day." Whatever.

- Cool. - Yeah.

I also had this other asshole.

He said he shot somebody outside of a club.

They had him on video. I said it was deepfaked.

So, I had my nerd put my face on the shooter, and then I said,

"Oh, no. Looks like I did it," you know? And then,

I put my hands behind my back like I was gettin' cuffed.

Fuckin' jury laughed so hard.

I killed it that day.

Was he the shooter?

Sure.

So, where the hell is Berkman, huh?

You killed a cop. Why should you get a deal?

I got a lot to offer.

- We don't want Fuches. - Is he still mad at me?

We need the other jobs you pulled.

I can give you the Chechens, Bolivians, all the LA gangs.

I used to be in their network.

You worked for international crime syndicates?

Uh-huh.

I just got one request.

What's that?

Can I take someone with me?

Okay. So, I successfully escape from a trunk.

I survived a wild pack of dogs.

I go home and there he is.

His arm around my grandson.

Death in his eyes.

And then I realize... he's not in charge.

I am.

I know how to press those buttons.

Hey, I installed them.

I love you, Barry.

You do?

You betcha.

Can you say it again?

Sure, why not? I love you.

Mr. Cousineau, I would do anything for your forgiveness.

The next time I see him,

he's got his hat firmly in his hand,

and in the other hand,

a bag filled with $250,000 cash.

Then, the dope looked at me and said...

I will do anything for your forgiveness, Mr. Cousineau.

Oh, you will, fuckface.

You will.

Wow. I, uh, I got more than I bargained for with that.

That was an amazing story.

It was long. It was... But, it was an amazing long story.

Well, I laid it out as honestly as I could.

So, uh, Barry took you hostage, got your career back on track,

and then you punched him in the face.

And then, you and Jim Moss teamed up, and you busted him.

That's about the size of it.

I'm an anonymous source, right?

- Yes. - Hush-hush?

- Hush-hush. - Great! Let me walk you out.

Now, if you wanna talk about the show,

you can talk about the show. Fine.

But just don't say who the actor was

or who the director or the writer is

or any of those kind of things because that could be bad.

Why didn't you tell me about Barry?

How could you know and not warn me?

Oh, uh, he kidnapped me.

Uh, he threatened me.

H-He threatened my family. I...

I was the one living with him!

And you're telling me that you didn't see one sign?

No.

Sally. We're both victims here.

He was obsessed with us. He treated us like superstars.

As actors, that's really hard to resist.

But it's over.

So why did you really come?

I don't know.

I do. It's home.

Listen to me.

When the world is against you,

your back is against the wall,

there is only one thing you can do.

- What? - Teach.

Barry! What's going on, man?

Winograde is waiting for us...

Who the hell are you?

I'm Tomas.

Wha... Where's the guy who was in here?

I'm Tomas.

I don't give a fuck what your name is!

Where is the guy who is supposed to be in here?!

They said he got moved to special housing.

But I'm Tomas.

Hank.

I can't do this alone. You embarrassed me today.

From now on, you need to clear shit with me

before just saying it to the guys, yeah?

We need to be a team here.

It's bad optics.

I'm super onboard with this sand shit, okay?

Then why are you bringing up Barry?

I thought we could use him.

- Be honest with me. - Honest about what?

Why are you bringing up Barry?

Barry's in prison. Okay?

He needs our help.

I love you, Hank.

I want you to hear that.

But I think it's shit like this why people think you are soft.

Barry doesn't care about you.

He never has.

I feel like I understand him now.

Understand him? How?

I need to take this.

- Hello? - When you're honest,

- you get fucked. - Fuches?

Love will lead you to ruin.

Are these song titles?

Barry betrayed me.

Are you with him?

Okay, listen, I think I figured out a way to get you guys out.

I showed him how I really felt.

- He betrayed me. - How?

Hm.

I had a sweet deal with the FBI, but I didn't do it

'cause I wanted to do right by that kid for a change.

I just found out he took it.

H-He's telling them everything.

Maybe I deserve this, you know?

Barry's working with the FBI?

I don't know who to turn to, Hank. I mean, you know him.

Why would he do that to me?

- Who was that? - We have to kill Barry.

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