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oakley hits the entertainment bullseye

every week with her hard ridin

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straight shooting

and suspense

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see you stretch the handkerchief out

like that keg and if you tie a knot in

it like this and you go

come

now this is what they call hatching the

egg the hand is quicker in the eye right

mr margie

place the egg here and you cover this

with the handkerchief

you say spot your kazoo the egg has

vanished well i'll be dog bited

open a box tag

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secret compartment you press the button

before you swing the gavel tag see

josh annie i wish we'd keep turning with

the show mr snubs will teach me to

juggle sorry tag but the hometown's

gonna be our last performance we've had

a lot of fun and we've raised a lot of

money and you've got to go back and

start juggling that reading writing an

arithmetic

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all right hold it fast daddy and find

your manners i want no monkey shines

that accent

it's a white horse it's a welsh one

where's my suitcase i put it up on top

of the other luggage why put my gun

belt's in it if your hooks are up there

and if you'll be so kind hand me that

money box anything you say

here it is

give me the money box

well let's be sold if it isn't miss

annie oakley and cut with other guns too

oh but to bloom and shame we'll just

have to shoot it out another time at

your ladyship's convenience

now if you'd be so kind to hand me that

money box from underneath your thicky

feet oh no you don't we raised that

money for charity

why aren't you wet

not for the young lady i'd cut you all

the ribbons come quickly the money

come quickly

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oh

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this country just goes up you'll have to

cut backsider's road you and mr stubbs

better bandies lose hand then follow me

get my gun belt tag all right annie

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ah

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well he got away with most of it

look there's hardly 2 000 left

here's a packet of ones got a hole

plumped through them well it'll still

spin

look at those poor families that are

counting on the rest of it he got almost

three thousand dollars

yes

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spongy and it's been torn by a slug

maybe he shot it off his horse saddle

patty

i don't know

it's got blood on it

maybe it's underlining for brass

knuckles well i'll take it back and show

it to lofty

don't say anything to anyone about this

tag why not annie well how the welchman

know that we were carrying the money box

instead of mr selves

here you are i'm a good man keep the

change thanks not at all not at all just

mention seals wonder show to all your

neighbors

yes all your neighbors everybody's gonna

see sills wonder shows

yes indeed

everybody will see it though

there we are

can you run real

two colors

what do you think a real hum dinger

mm-hmm

you referring to the young lady the

quality of my advertising

tag seems really excited wonder what's

up

carrying all that damn money you think

they would have stopped at the bank

first

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now this raid definitely narrows down

the weltzman's base of operations he has

to be working from a hideout within this

circle because within the last two weeks

he struck here at the bank here at the

express office here here and here

does that mean anything special to

anybody to me it does it looks like he's

following the show right annie you not

only draw crowds but you bring money

into town in that case i'm quitting i'll

take the back pay do me out of the money

annie salvage now hold on lou we need

you besides county hospital's got the

first stream on this year money we must

live little mr seals yes and i want mine

before the welchman gets it you know

he's going to come back and even up the

score with annie yeah and run away if

what money's left so i'll divide it i

got the biggest claim hold it all right

break it up all of you i'll impound this

for safe keeping if we don't recover the

stolen money this 2000 will be divided

fairly you know let's be sensible calm

down now come on let's get out of here

blue i'm going to take them hostage

around back like at it's done pick up

some old cars over roger's drugstore and

use my sleeping port star

annie i think it would be safer if you

got out of town for a while look why

don't you ride over to elliot and stay

with your uncle nothing doing i haven't

worked two months to disappoint a lot of

needy people

you know lofty

i think somebody connected with the show

is helping the welshman any idea who

no

oh

but i shot this off the welshman or his

horse one of the two now if you can just

figure out what it is it might be a

leave funny looking stuff

i don't think i've ever seen anything

like it

well gotta start someplace check with

you later

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do something

i don't like working for someone i've

never seen i'm too case if you like it

you're getting paid aren't you here's

your sheriff all this morning and 10

barbecue

foreground miss deputy lofty craig i

heard he's got your hideout narrowed

down to a 10 mile circle oh

and where'd he place it

just north of town well well well this

is old

he's got a good nose hasn't he well

because you realize if he gets his hooks

on me it'll be your i do

i know that's why i want to quit we'll

both quit

that is as soon as i get the money back

i just over me this morning

how are you going to do that she's not

dummy don't you worry and see her

pigtails girl

now

here's what i want you to do

and do you do it proper

spotty bazookas

all right so the spongy thing can be

important i agree

maybe it's holster lining maybe it's

part of a friction grip to his gun

handle

but finding his hideout is a more direct

attack

what about the old borglum place lofty

well i'd say that would be the most

likely spot in the area annie

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okay lofty this time i really got it

yeah

all right

i place the magic kerchief over the leg

like so

and then bunty bazookas

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you're a fine one

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so

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so

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the window

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there's nobody out front check the safe

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we've just been outsmarted come on

stay there and watch the safe

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losing i didn't even get a look at him

you go back to your office lofty i'm

going to have to tag

yes sir tag my boy like i was a tonya

for i'm all the same fella my little

brother jimmy

greatest quick change artist in the

world impersonate anybody thousand

dialects trouble wise he got to playing

bunco artist

last performance to tell me was a flare

anyway where the posse applauded him

with bullets

that's very interesting mr sales which

picture is the real jimmy

the bold one why

well it's just like you said

you heard he was killed

maybe he's good enough to impersonate a

corpse

no there's nothing on fire like at any

well i'm still gonna mail it to the

marshal's office

i've seen that face in those eyes

somewhere in these parts before and

what's more i'm darn sure he's still

alive well could be

right now i think we ought to head out

to that brooklyn place

hello

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only one person would live here

yeah borglum's ghost

well let's put the horses in the back

and take a quick look around anyway

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he must rent or borrow a horse in town

then right out here and use this one on

the raids well you still have to change

into that black costume let's find out

where my back is

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the potato seller

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it's convenient

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here too

this hole is about as inviting as a

coffin

what's this setup

you ask me it looks like a dressing

table for a crooked actor

masquerading as the welshman

here i'll get that

i kind of thought his accent was a

little phony

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so

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time

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all right where's your friend the

welcher

i've never heard him look pal you're

gonna get 20 years anyway for eating a

killer that's right unless you want to

do some talking what you come here for

to burn those clothes how do you get rid

of that white stallion

20 years is an awful long time who is he

all right all right i work for him but

i've never seen him oh that's a liar

honest so help me he sends me my orders

by mail and he pays me the same way here

take a look at this if you don't believe

me

what are your next instructions i'm to

meet him at harding's furniture store

this afternoon while you're on a show

platform

all right mr marzi

you'll meet him only i'll be there to

meet him right along with you what about

that spongebob you can ask you to steal

did it tell you where it was no

never mind i think i know what it

hurry is right this way right this way

get the rounds you're all welcome

welcome to the biggest little show on

earth presented for your entertainment

and your entertainment only it's all

free it is now my privilege and extreme

pleasure to introduce a young lady and

one of the most wonderful artists of

modern times this young lady was born

and raised in this community

this amazing young artist has

demonstrated her uncanny skills and

amazing partnerships in almost every

city skyline up here

he comes inside i'll jump through

shooting has not been confined to the

show platforms she has defended herself

in the wilds against

heroes

okay instead of going out there with me

today i want you to watch the audience

keep your eyes open right right

mr sills do you think you could take

tag's place today i mean please do but

why

well

i didn't want to tell you this but

i'm almost sure that your brother jimmy

is the welshman what

where's he at

right here in town

but andy later going out there again

i've got to i give you that amazing

artist and greatest exponent of

marksmanship of all time the one and

only and the play

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andy

give me a like girl

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i don't get it it's never been late

before and soon

looks like our little girl annie was

right again

hey what are you doing that for you stay

here just in case welchie does show up

and now dear friends don't make any

noise don't move an eyelash and pray may

there be no disconcerting racket

he didn't show up

that's all we need to know

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ladies and gentlemen is inis the

welshman

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it was a rubber nose

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sorry the show's over folks the man is

fresh out of noses

80

85

90 95 300 5 10

15 20 25 30. hey annie i found another

money box stashed under the wagon

cardboard silver dollars look probably

from the rate on maury's tavern last

friday this is not a bad take for the

final performance not bad not bad at all

plus five thousand dollars reward money

split four ways now don't try chiseling

in on any of this it all belongs to the

county hospital fund and stop calming

that lose change