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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,195 --> 00:00:03,445 - Previously on "Wynonna Earp"... - I'm not a bad person, 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,882 and if you know what's good for you, stop treating me like one. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,984 - We're your sisters now. - I want a girl. 4 00:00:08,062 --> 00:00:11,350 - Predictable. - That girl has the demon inside her... 5 00:00:11,405 --> 00:00:12,694 - Shoot her. - ...which will spread 6 00:00:12,719 --> 00:00:14,155 like a virus if we don't destroy it. 7 00:00:16,110 --> 00:00:18,510 (howling) 8 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:22,868 Dolls, Black Badge is gone. 9 00:00:23,142 --> 00:00:25,298 Wynonna... you're not alone. 10 00:00:25,462 --> 00:00:26,869 You can say that again. 11 00:00:31,169 --> 00:00:34,171 (suspenseful music) 12 00:00:34,173 --> 00:00:36,173 ♪ 13 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:43,159 Pitiful way for an elite operative to die, 14 00:00:43,776 --> 00:00:45,174 by not covering his own ass. 15 00:00:45,451 --> 00:00:47,157 (Doc): Don't talk about my partner's ass. 16 00:00:50,587 --> 00:00:54,004 Mr. Holliday. It's good to see you. 17 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,824 I would return the sentiment, except I hate you. 18 00:00:56,871 --> 00:00:59,215 (Dolls): We're on the same team now, all right? 19 00:00:59,599 --> 00:01:01,732 (chuckling) 20 00:01:02,425 --> 00:01:04,201 Gentlemen, I'm gonna lower my weapon. 21 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:06,904 I prefer you don't shoot me. 22 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:10,654 (Dolls): Sir... 23 00:01:10,755 --> 00:01:12,693 can you please tell me what the hell is going on here? 24 00:01:12,747 --> 00:01:14,534 Agent Chetri tried to make contact 25 00:01:14,686 --> 00:01:17,120 and realized that the BBD HQ was empty. 26 00:01:17,182 --> 00:01:19,737 Smart kid. Black Badge has cut you, your team, 27 00:01:19,784 --> 00:01:22,893 - and the entire Ghost River Triangle loose. - (Dolls scoffing) 28 00:01:24,557 --> 00:01:26,534 You're lying, man. Get outta here. 29 00:01:26,783 --> 00:01:28,080 If he's lyin'... 30 00:01:28,744 --> 00:01:30,478 he's got the best poker face 31 00:01:31,557 --> 00:01:33,150 I've ever laid eyes on. 32 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,084 (Dolls): Wow. 33 00:01:35,377 --> 00:01:37,310 We were ghosted. 34 00:01:38,153 --> 00:01:40,166 (frustrated grunt) 35 00:01:42,418 --> 00:01:43,839 - Why? - The powers that be 36 00:01:43,864 --> 00:01:45,895 don't wanna spend money on a war they can't win. 37 00:01:46,229 --> 00:01:49,401 The Black Badge unit we knew no longer exists, Xavier. 38 00:01:49,448 --> 00:01:51,494 It's gone, and if you wanna keep surviving, 39 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:53,636 you'll think real hard about getting gone yourself. 40 00:01:53,856 --> 00:01:56,012 No. Can't do it. Sorry. 41 00:01:56,114 --> 00:01:58,107 I haven't completed my mission... sir. 42 00:01:58,176 --> 00:02:00,223 I thought you might say that. 43 00:02:01,784 --> 00:02:04,149 This is all I can give you. 44 00:02:04,463 --> 00:02:05,750 The file's incomplete, 45 00:02:05,775 --> 00:02:08,641 but let's just say that, uh... you're not the only thing 46 00:02:08,688 --> 00:02:10,586 Mr. Holliday let loose from the safe house. 47 00:02:12,536 --> 00:02:13,562 (Dolls): Hey. 48 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:15,446 Sir. Sir! Hold this. 49 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:17,099 Sir! 50 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:20,979 Government agencies just don't vanish! 51 00:02:21,229 --> 00:02:23,135 Black Badge isn't a government agency. 52 00:02:25,392 --> 00:02:26,666 It never was. 53 00:02:28,339 --> 00:02:30,861 (Doc): Well, don't she look pretty as a plague. 54 00:02:31,153 --> 00:02:34,154 ♪ 55 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:36,155 (digging) 56 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:37,674 (groans) 57 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:40,066 (demonic voice): Taken! Stolen! 58 00:02:42,361 --> 00:02:44,455 This isn't open to the public. 59 00:02:44,523 --> 00:02:46,523 ♪ 60 00:02:46,525 --> 00:02:49,760 (low growling sound) 61 00:02:49,762 --> 00:02:51,628 (choking) 62 00:02:52,245 --> 00:02:54,104 Where is it? 63 00:02:54,776 --> 00:02:56,886 Where is it? 64 00:02:57,823 --> 00:03:00,507 Whoopsies. Pulled a little too hard. 65 00:03:00,585 --> 00:03:02,601 Waste not, want not. 66 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,109 (growling) 67 00:03:09,854 --> 00:03:12,389 ♪ 68 00:03:14,285 --> 00:03:17,332 ♪ 'Cause I gave you all I've got to give ♪ 69 00:03:17,386 --> 00:03:19,675 ♪ And no, that ain't no way to live ♪ 70 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:22,430 ♪ I told that devil ♪ 71 00:03:22,477 --> 00:03:24,696 ♪ To take you back ♪ 72 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:29,890 ♪ I told that devil to take you back ♪ 73 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,131 - So... - So... 74 00:03:33,248 --> 00:03:34,913 Pff... yeah. 75 00:03:34,938 --> 00:03:36,585 Remember that time you touched the goo? 76 00:03:36,718 --> 00:03:38,311 - Wynonna! - You never touch the goo. 77 00:03:38,335 --> 00:03:40,720 - (laughs) - You're... you're pregnant! 78 00:03:40,751 --> 00:03:42,626 Oh! Do you have to use that word? 79 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:45,682 - The big plus sign says yes! - OK, well, I'm really not ready 80 00:03:45,707 --> 00:03:48,808 to, you know, talk about all the juicy details. 81 00:03:48,863 --> 00:03:51,058 Oh, I'm so fine with leaving out the juice. 82 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,402 - Oh, good. - Yeah. 83 00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:54,691 If you have questions, you should feel free to ask them. 84 00:03:54,753 --> 00:03:58,219 Well, one. You should feel free to ask one. 85 00:03:58,515 --> 00:03:59,789 OK. 86 00:04:00,648 --> 00:04:02,547 How far along are you? 87 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:04,495 - Nope. Nope. Nope! - But, Wynonna! 88 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,690 Well, you can't just "nope" this away, OK? "Nope"? 89 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:09,849 - Not a viable plan. - It is right now! Right now, I have time. 90 00:04:10,123 --> 00:04:12,513 Well, only a certain amount. Hence my question. 91 00:04:12,538 --> 00:04:14,138 Look, Waverly... 92 00:04:14,716 --> 00:04:17,263 my one boss just got her head blown off, 93 00:04:17,288 --> 00:04:19,455 and my other boss is a lizard. 94 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:22,392 Or a tiny, super sexy dragon. Who knows? 95 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:24,649 And still, always, there are the demons, 96 00:04:24,712 --> 00:04:28,109 so I cannot... I cannot deal with this right now. 97 00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:30,836 I can't. Please. 98 00:04:31,461 --> 00:04:33,781 - OK. - Thank you. 99 00:04:36,327 --> 00:04:38,789 I'm glad you're not possessed by a tentacle anymore. 100 00:04:38,867 --> 00:04:40,413 Yeah. Me too. 101 00:04:40,873 --> 00:04:42,350 OK. I'll see you at the office. 102 00:04:43,272 --> 00:04:44,792 Shit! 103 00:04:44,866 --> 00:04:46,895 - What? - I have to pee again. 104 00:04:46,897 --> 00:04:48,897 ♪ 105 00:04:55,957 --> 00:04:58,366 I really, really want you to give me a case. Any case. 106 00:04:58,444 --> 00:05:00,257 - Sorry, girl, I got nothing. - Come on! 107 00:05:00,327 --> 00:05:03,077 Cannibal psychiatrist? Scorpion Shih Tzu hybrid? 108 00:05:03,374 --> 00:05:05,405 Oh, creepy clowns! Those are really hot right now. 109 00:05:05,498 --> 00:05:07,848 - Wynonna, take a day off. - Ooh. 110 00:05:08,085 --> 00:05:09,465 Get a spa treatment. 111 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:12,371 Purgatory doesn't have any spas... 112 00:05:12,731 --> 00:05:15,364 unless you count the jacuzzi Willie drives around in his pick-up. 113 00:05:15,473 --> 00:05:18,059 - Go shopping? - Why? Do my clothes look tight? 114 00:05:18,101 --> 00:05:19,832 Hi! 115 00:05:19,949 --> 00:05:21,934 - For you. - Yeeeah! 116 00:05:25,088 --> 00:05:28,674 Question. Why does my coffee taste like it was brewed in Nedley's hat? 117 00:05:28,731 --> 00:05:30,174 Because it's not coffee, 118 00:05:30,252 --> 00:05:33,786 it's Soothing Sunshine herbal tea. Caffeine free. 119 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,977 Well, if it sounds like 120 00:05:35,979 --> 00:05:38,653 a hippie hemorrhoid cream, I don't want it in my cup. 121 00:05:39,528 --> 00:05:42,003 Waverly, can you get her out of here, and then, 122 00:05:42,028 --> 00:05:44,185 you know, come back because I'm off in 10 minutes. 123 00:05:44,304 --> 00:05:47,444 Ugh. You guys make The Notebook look bleak. 124 00:05:47,666 --> 00:05:49,546 Do you practice those gooey eyes in the mirror, 125 00:05:49,571 --> 00:05:51,351 or is it just natural talent? 126 00:05:55,036 --> 00:05:58,439 - My boss was killed. - God really is dead. 127 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:03,693 (demonic voice): To those wives who came before us, 128 00:06:03,755 --> 00:06:07,013 eternally a part of us, speak and I will listen. 129 00:06:13,433 --> 00:06:15,433 - Can you see it? - (normal voice): Quiet. 130 00:06:16,136 --> 00:06:18,699 You've lost our husband's favour. You've lost the gift. 131 00:06:18,724 --> 00:06:21,968 I have lost nothing! You, on the other hand, have lost us everything! 132 00:06:21,993 --> 00:06:24,536 What was I supposed to do? Bobo moved the second seal! 133 00:06:24,561 --> 00:06:26,308 And took its location to his grave. 134 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:27,935 So we ask the Stone Witch. 135 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:29,372 - Missing. - Juan Carlo? 136 00:06:29,421 --> 00:06:31,421 We are not strong enough yet. 137 00:06:31,513 --> 00:06:34,598 We'll find it. We will tear this town apart if we have to. 138 00:06:34,646 --> 00:06:36,035 We don't have time! 139 00:06:36,114 --> 00:06:38,699 You've already drawn eyes to our work, thanks to that priest. 140 00:06:38,909 --> 00:06:41,910 (sighing) 141 00:06:45,014 --> 00:06:47,261 The Clockmaker's mansion. 142 00:06:47,402 --> 00:06:49,231 Do we think he's still in the Triangle? 143 00:06:49,319 --> 00:06:51,386 Hypnos? He'll be protected. 144 00:06:51,464 --> 00:06:53,831 We'll have to find a way through his nasty little spells. 145 00:06:58,281 --> 00:07:00,245 We already have one. 146 00:07:09,538 --> 00:07:11,840 (suspenseful music) 147 00:07:11,842 --> 00:07:13,975 ♪ 148 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:21,893 It's Poppy, right? 149 00:07:21,917 --> 00:07:23,917 - (gasping) - Pretty. 150 00:07:27,429 --> 00:07:30,160 No, no, don't! Don't! He's not supposed to wake up yet. 151 00:07:38,401 --> 00:07:40,200 How did you get in here? 152 00:07:40,256 --> 00:07:41,973 I walked. 153 00:07:43,091 --> 00:07:44,414 You're human. 154 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,157 Foolish. 155 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:49,297 I'll rip you from limb to limb. 156 00:07:50,477 --> 00:07:51,941 And I'll enjoy it. 157 00:07:53,831 --> 00:07:55,355 It won't work, Hypnos. 158 00:07:55,419 --> 00:07:57,542 The Widows made me immune to your little tricksy. 159 00:07:57,972 --> 00:08:00,300 You're gonna do exactly as I say, 160 00:08:00,534 --> 00:08:03,758 or I'm gonna use pretty Poppy for target practice. 161 00:08:03,938 --> 00:08:05,719 What do these "Widows" want? 162 00:08:05,796 --> 00:08:08,516 Time. They want time. 163 00:08:08,725 --> 00:08:10,725 (clock bells ringing) 164 00:08:18,036 --> 00:08:19,754 (nun): I was sorting through the decorations 165 00:08:19,793 --> 00:08:21,993 in our basement, when I felt... 166 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:24,076 Hungry? Nauseous? Horny? 167 00:08:24,686 --> 00:08:27,320 No judgment. You're a nun, not a saint. 168 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:29,053 Cold. 169 00:08:29,678 --> 00:08:31,241 Freezing cold. 170 00:08:31,663 --> 00:08:33,101 I could see my breath. 171 00:08:33,207 --> 00:08:35,908 And then I turned around and saw her. A Victorian... 172 00:08:35,944 --> 00:08:37,468 (both): ...woman in black. 173 00:08:37,522 --> 00:08:39,046 And then I don't know what happened, 174 00:08:39,124 --> 00:08:41,584 suddenly I couldn't move. Not a muscle. 175 00:08:41,778 --> 00:08:44,843 And then... I just watched as she... ate him. 176 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:49,147 Don't worry, sister. You're safe. 177 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,047 We'll find out who did this. Come on. 178 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:57,577 So you've seen this woman in black before. 179 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:58,913 At the creepy crawly condo. 180 00:08:58,915 --> 00:09:03,108 She must be the one who got ceremonial with the crows and poor Earl. 181 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:07,550 Shit. I thought I was seeing things. I thought it was Willa. 182 00:09:07,824 --> 00:09:10,258 The Condo was built on a former Catholic school. 183 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:11,940 Now we're looking at a church basement. 184 00:09:12,065 --> 00:09:14,466 - Both are... Yeah. - Consecrated ground. 185 00:09:14,768 --> 00:09:16,467 She was looking for the same thing again. 186 00:09:16,772 --> 00:09:18,740 Another seal!? There's more than one seal? 187 00:09:18,873 --> 00:09:21,645 OK, if someone moved it, it could still be on another 188 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:23,467 sacred site, right? How many of those do we have? 189 00:09:23,492 --> 00:09:26,538 In the Triangle? Uh... churches, synagogues, mosques? 190 00:09:26,563 --> 00:09:28,772 Yeah. I can narrow it down using an algorithm and a complex set of... 191 00:09:28,796 --> 00:09:29,990 - Jeremy. - Math! 192 00:09:30,015 --> 00:09:32,070 I can narrow it down using math. 193 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:35,116 - I just need 24 hours and a burrito. - Hey. You might want to sit down. 194 00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:36,824 Why? I'm fine. I feel fine. I'm totally fine. 195 00:09:36,849 --> 00:09:38,636 I was actually talking to Jeremy. 196 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,327 Oh, yeah. Sure. 197 00:09:40,351 --> 00:09:41,452 Whoa! 198 00:09:41,477 --> 00:09:44,179 So this is good news, right? I mean, no more blood contract! 199 00:09:44,204 --> 00:09:47,228 - Yeah, no more backup either. - Then who is paying us? 200 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:50,615 - Does this mean I'm fired? - We are free agents. 201 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:53,467 Free to make our own rules and to pursue our own objectives. 202 00:09:53,837 --> 00:09:56,222 Welcome to the club. I've been here a while. 203 00:09:56,511 --> 00:09:58,948 I'll show you what areas are off limits. 204 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:00,697 Well, that's my point. 205 00:10:00,753 --> 00:10:03,749 There are no areas that are off limits anymore. 206 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:06,447 What is happening? 207 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:09,022 (Jeremy): OK, I'm gonna need someone to write me a reference letter. 208 00:10:09,373 --> 00:10:11,124 Oi! Weirdos! 209 00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:14,183 Crazy chick. Big ass magic gun. 210 00:10:14,468 --> 00:10:16,632 There are still demons terrorizing Purgatory. 211 00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:19,661 Garroting priests, for example. Mucho illegal. 212 00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:21,875 Not super Christian. So... 213 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:24,726 you're all free to do what you want, but far as I'm concerned 214 00:10:24,765 --> 00:10:27,797 we hunt supernatural shit. We kill supernatural shit. 215 00:10:27,847 --> 00:10:30,078 No piece of metal needed. 216 00:10:31,196 --> 00:10:32,681 Yeah, Peacemaker is metal. 217 00:10:32,837 --> 00:10:36,392 - Zip it, Algebra. - OK. I'm going to go. 218 00:10:36,813 --> 00:10:39,720 - The hell you are. - The hell I am! 219 00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:41,610 I'm gonna go find that seal! 220 00:10:42,161 --> 00:10:44,439 Anyone want a snack? Doc, do you want a snack? 221 00:10:44,526 --> 00:10:46,345 I'm gonna get... I'm gonna get you a snack. OK. 222 00:10:48,017 --> 00:10:50,415 (Dolls): Hey, uh, Wynonna. You wanna grab coffee with me? 223 00:10:50,815 --> 00:10:54,065 There's something I wanna discuss with you that's... personal. 224 00:10:55,565 --> 00:10:58,026 - Yeah, sure. - How about she meets you there? 225 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,806 Yeah, we've got stuff we need to discuss. 226 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:04,502 Yeah, sure. No problem. The diner. Half hour. 227 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,876 Don't be late. 228 00:11:08,707 --> 00:11:09,947 Ow! 229 00:11:09,972 --> 00:11:12,652 You realize Dolls is about to tell you he wants to be more. 230 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:15,201 - More than a dragon? - More than your boss. 231 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,585 - What? - He asked you for coffee 232 00:11:17,587 --> 00:11:19,803 to discuss something personal. It's a date. 233 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,037 Yeah, and you said yes. 234 00:11:22,209 --> 00:11:25,044 - You have to talk to Doc. - I don't have to do anything. 235 00:11:25,195 --> 00:11:29,083 Henry's a big part of this whole situation you got going on, isn't he? 236 00:11:30,411 --> 00:11:33,567 Yeah, and now Dolls is... going for it. I mean... 237 00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:36,586 You hiding this is not fair, to either of them. 238 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,914 Tough shit. 239 00:11:38,975 --> 00:11:42,424 It's my decision who to tell and when and it's my situation, 240 00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:45,700 and nobody gets to decide how to handle it but me. 241 00:11:45,794 --> 00:11:47,122 So stop pushing me, 242 00:11:47,183 --> 00:11:49,153 and while you're at it, stop judging me. 243 00:11:51,721 --> 00:11:53,488 OK. 244 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,667 Your girlfriend's looking at you like you're the fudge to her sundae. 245 00:11:57,857 --> 00:12:00,324 She and I haven't talked since, you know, 246 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,768 talk-talked, since I was tentacled. 247 00:12:03,159 --> 00:12:05,466 - Well, you should go. - I can stay. 248 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,051 - If you want me to. - No. 249 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,527 One of us should have a non- screwed up romantic thingamajig. 250 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:13,908 ♪ 251 00:12:19,424 --> 00:12:21,220 Holy shit. 252 00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:24,995 Shit! Hey! Hey guys, I found it! 253 00:12:27,182 --> 00:12:28,937 Yeah! 254 00:12:29,259 --> 00:12:32,794 (soft ballad) 255 00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:35,430 You taste like my Waverly again. 256 00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:48,123 What's wrong? 257 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,186 I was... I was just thinking... 258 00:12:50,358 --> 00:12:52,358 how much of the other times were... 259 00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:54,721 were you... you? 260 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:59,096 You know, because you said things, and we... did things, and... 261 00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:01,126 I don't know what was real. 262 00:13:01,353 --> 00:13:03,978 No. It was all real. 263 00:13:04,181 --> 00:13:05,712 OK? 264 00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:07,862 It was all me. 265 00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:18,150 How can you be sure? 266 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,064 Because... 267 00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:22,330 I don't remember much about when... 268 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,611 it was in control. 269 00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:26,964 But... 270 00:13:27,886 --> 00:13:30,722 I remember every second I was with you. 271 00:13:31,493 --> 00:13:33,167 Each touch. 272 00:13:35,279 --> 00:13:36,621 Every kiss. 273 00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:41,801 ♪ 'Cause all I wanted to do ♪ 274 00:13:41,871 --> 00:13:45,064 ♪ Was lay beside you ♪ 275 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:48,923 Well, when you put it that way... 276 00:13:52,808 --> 00:13:56,544 (indistinct conversations) 277 00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:09,509 - Oh, hey. - Hey, how are you? 278 00:14:10,196 --> 00:14:11,603 - Good. - So... 279 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,798 What will it be, since you can't have whiskey? 280 00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:16,807 What? What's wrong with... I can have whiskey. What's wrong with whiskey? 281 00:14:16,809 --> 00:14:18,897 - I can have whiskey still. - It's eleven in the morning. 282 00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:21,491 - Oh. That. - And it's also a diner. 283 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:24,048 Oh, well, a diner in Purgatory. 284 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:26,138 There's hooch behind the counter next to a homemade taser 285 00:14:26,163 --> 00:14:27,887 and a can of spray cheese. 286 00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:30,442 Damn. 287 00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:34,403 I've missed you, like... so much. 288 00:14:35,098 --> 00:14:36,877 Look, um, Earp... 289 00:14:36,996 --> 00:14:40,650 - Mercedes! Yo! - Oh, hello, Wynonna. 290 00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:42,041 Hello. Sit. 291 00:14:44,362 --> 00:14:47,252 What's wrong, silver spoon stuck up your ass again? 292 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,340 OK, something's definitely wrong. 293 00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:52,409 Tucker is the real pain in my ass. 294 00:14:52,411 --> 00:14:54,557 Questions everything I do. He's a real loose cannon. 295 00:14:54,635 --> 00:14:57,736 Any moment I feel he'll just explode and ruin everything. 296 00:14:58,514 --> 00:15:00,228 Enough to drive me to drink. 297 00:15:00,361 --> 00:15:02,483 Like you need any help, right? 298 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:06,531 You know you can call me. When he's being an asshole. Talk it out. 299 00:15:06,563 --> 00:15:08,458 - (cell phone ringing) - Speak of the devil. 300 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,812 I better take this. 301 00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:12,327 He might be calling to tell me he's taken a hostage. 302 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,960 Take your time. 303 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:18,893 Anyways, as I was saying, um... 304 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:22,206 - I was thinking that... - Oh, I gotta tinkle. 305 00:15:22,308 --> 00:15:24,778 Oh, yeah. As women do. 306 00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:26,949 And men. Most men. 307 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,551 And most living creatures. 308 00:15:29,907 --> 00:15:32,140 I think. I... I skipped biology. 309 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,294 Whoa. 310 00:15:38,456 --> 00:15:41,474 What was in that tea? 311 00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:54,191 (metallic humming) 312 00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:55,545 Wha...? 313 00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,489 What the hell, dude? 314 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,487 (gasping) 315 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,267 I'm gonna need a bigger coat. 316 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,489 - (static buzzing) - Whoa. 317 00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:42,747 That's new. 318 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,202 Dolls! 319 00:16:51,403 --> 00:16:53,200 Oh, wow. 320 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,872 Did I just pass out? 321 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,692 Everybody in here did. 322 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,927 - What?! - I think we've been asleep 323 00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:02,902 for a long ass time. 324 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,019 Whaaat? 325 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,629 (doorbell jingling) 326 00:17:15,395 --> 00:17:16,947 Uh... 327 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,752 Wynonna? 328 00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:22,388 This isn't natural. 329 00:17:24,021 --> 00:17:25,607 The whole... 330 00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:29,160 town... is asleep right now. 331 00:17:32,058 --> 00:17:33,694 Waverly! 332 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,499 (grunting) 333 00:17:36,695 --> 00:17:38,895 - Waves! - What? 334 00:17:38,897 --> 00:17:40,699 Does this look normal to you?! Just checking! 335 00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:41,864 (gasps) 336 00:17:43,075 --> 00:17:44,277 Whoa! 337 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,937 That was so not on Web MD. 338 00:17:46,071 --> 00:17:48,471 Wait. Where's Nicole?! She's... 339 00:17:48,496 --> 00:17:51,069 - (screaming) - Officer Haught. (clears throat) Excuse me. 340 00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:53,562 - Don't look at me! - Ooh! Definitely a little naked. 341 00:17:54,622 --> 00:17:57,474 Hey, my phone battery's toast. I'm guessing the rest of yours are too? 342 00:17:57,545 --> 00:17:59,427 Espresso. Drink. 343 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,253 You can wake people up, but they fall right back asleep. 344 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,262 - Wha... what's doing it? - Something that's about to get dead. 345 00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,263 It's like a curse or a spell. 346 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,278 I mean, it has to be. This many people, the radius... 347 00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:12,948 - It's unprecedented. - Sleeping Beauty on steroids. 348 00:18:12,973 --> 00:18:15,999 OK, so we double up and start waking the town? 349 00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:17,514 No. No. 350 00:18:17,539 --> 00:18:20,052 Waking people up makes it harder to find the source, and.. 351 00:18:20,238 --> 00:18:23,239 whoever's doing this, they'll be easy to spot if everyone's zonked. Right? 352 00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:25,720 Yeah, and we need something a little stronger than coffee. 353 00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:28,470 All right, I've got enough pharmaceuticals 354 00:18:28,495 --> 00:18:30,613 in the evidence locker to keep all of Purg High buzzing. 355 00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:34,033 Uh, if you snort it or shoot it, I'm out. So are you. 356 00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:37,612 - My own sister, a narc. - OK, most of it is not illegal. 357 00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:40,151 When taken by the person to whom it is prescribed. 358 00:18:40,176 --> 00:18:42,810 Look, if we don't self-medicate, we're all... 359 00:18:43,094 --> 00:18:44,327 Right. 360 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:48,431 ♪ 361 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,681 (door closing) 362 00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:08,685 I forgot my gloves... whoa! 363 00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:10,357 Uh... 364 00:19:11,365 --> 00:19:12,889 Uh... 365 00:19:13,295 --> 00:19:14,657 I... is that? 366 00:19:14,966 --> 00:19:16,993 - Nicole, please. - OK. This is... 367 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,000 Wow. OK. Um... let's just... Does Waverly know? 368 00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:23,906 Yeah... but not Dolls or anyone else. 369 00:19:23,999 --> 00:19:25,093 Yet. 370 00:19:25,155 --> 00:19:26,460 - OK. - Yeah. 371 00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:29,753 Uh... Look, I'd still like to do a loop of the town, I just wanna see 372 00:19:29,778 --> 00:19:32,784 if anyone fell asleep outside and... and move them, even. 373 00:19:32,979 --> 00:19:35,221 Great plan. Stay alert. 374 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:38,018 OK. The keys to the locker, they're in Nedley's desk drawer. 375 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,243 OK. Nicole... 376 00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:42,407 Uh, thanks. Thank you. 377 00:19:44,353 --> 00:19:47,046 Heaven help that gynecologist. 378 00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:57,577 (heavy breathing) 379 00:19:57,777 --> 00:19:59,503 (echoing): I cannot sustain it. 380 00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:02,433 I can't keep the humans all asleep. 381 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,753 Hypnos, darling... Admit it. 382 00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:08,040 - You've missed this. - Whole town's been asleep for weeks. 383 00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:09,526 This isn't fun anymore. 384 00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:11,948 I want my prize now. 385 00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:15,818 - Shut up, Tucker. - Time is running out. 386 00:20:15,991 --> 00:20:18,014 That's unacceptable. We need more. 387 00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:21,483 You should accept that you've failed. 388 00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:23,261 You can't hurt her! I like her! 389 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,011 You'll give us another week. 390 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:26,378 And another week after that, 391 00:20:26,403 --> 00:20:29,008 and another week after that, for as long as required. 392 00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:31,395 Because you love dear Poppy, don't you? 393 00:20:31,538 --> 00:20:34,029 Couldn't bear it if her pretty face, say... 394 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,404 fell off. 395 00:20:36,951 --> 00:20:38,441 And you. If I hear another word 396 00:20:38,443 --> 00:20:40,588 - about your prize, I will... - I'm doing good. 397 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,578 I found something in the salt flats. 398 00:20:42,831 --> 00:20:45,058 - The seal. - No, but... 399 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,383 - Someone's awake! - Hypnos! 400 00:20:47,892 --> 00:20:49,519 Knock them out. 401 00:20:49,521 --> 00:20:52,855 ♪ 402 00:20:52,857 --> 00:20:54,681 I can't. 403 00:20:55,509 --> 00:20:57,035 The Heir is too strong. 404 00:20:57,219 --> 00:20:59,028 The heir? What heir? 405 00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:02,289 The Heir of Wyatt Earp. 406 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,171 Never say that name to us! 407 00:21:04,259 --> 00:21:06,259 You haven't been paying attention. 408 00:21:06,421 --> 00:21:09,632 Too caught up in your fruitless mission. 409 00:21:09,707 --> 00:21:12,804 Run! Run, while you still can. 410 00:21:12,877 --> 00:21:14,608 I think we can handle it. 411 00:21:14,632 --> 00:21:17,107 Besides, Beth is hungry, aren't you? 412 00:21:17,132 --> 00:21:19,125 Let's go get you someone to chew on. 413 00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:21,617 ♪ 414 00:21:21,619 --> 00:21:25,252 All right. So, whatever's doing this witch, warlock, demon, 415 00:21:25,299 --> 00:21:28,224 it's expending a lot of energy, so it'll need help. 416 00:21:28,226 --> 00:21:30,293 So someone out there is up and about? 417 00:21:30,295 --> 00:21:32,829 Yeah, and that something will be easy to find. 418 00:21:32,831 --> 00:21:35,164 Anyone awake? We track 'em. 419 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,633 Wynonna shoots 'em. Boom. 420 00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:39,677 So, why put a whole town to sleep? 421 00:21:39,701 --> 00:21:42,506 I mean, it's not an assassination attempt. Obvi. 422 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,037 Maybe for the same reason we're not waking anybody up yet. 423 00:21:45,412 --> 00:21:46,954 Easier to get shit done. 424 00:21:47,045 --> 00:21:50,970 The party's over now. One at a time, as needed. 425 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:54,750 OK? It's just adrenaline. Into the hip. 426 00:21:55,946 --> 00:21:56,880 Won't need it. 427 00:21:57,115 --> 00:22:00,036 Funny story. Peacemaker has decided it's an alarm clock. 428 00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:02,631 - And a taser. - Fine. Radios are charged. 429 00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:03,911 Here you go. 430 00:22:03,982 --> 00:22:08,459 Here you go. And no, we are not doing any cutesy call signs. OK? 431 00:22:08,525 --> 00:22:10,334 - Fine. - All right. 432 00:22:12,773 --> 00:22:15,271 OK, so, um, somebody needs to wake up Doc, 433 00:22:15,273 --> 00:22:18,513 - and I'd rather if it wasn't me. - Yeah, I've got it. 434 00:22:19,185 --> 00:22:21,222 Hey, uh... about before, 435 00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:24,537 Wynonna, I... I didn't mean to, you know, 436 00:22:25,456 --> 00:22:27,550 Uh, so, let us know the second you get to Shorty's. 437 00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:30,988 There you go. 438 00:22:31,062 --> 00:22:34,935 - Attagirl, Angelpants. - See you around, BaconDonut. 439 00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:41,515 All right, there's something else. 440 00:22:41,603 --> 00:22:43,290 If the victims of the sleeping spells 441 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:45,513 stay under too long, they never wake up again. 442 00:22:46,107 --> 00:22:47,607 Ever. 443 00:22:49,483 --> 00:22:51,522 You feeling OK? 444 00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:56,100 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 445 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,937 but I... I think I need a cup of tea. 446 00:22:59,609 --> 00:23:01,250 Hey. Where's Jeremy? 447 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:05,077 If he fell asleep on the toilet, that's all you. 448 00:23:05,991 --> 00:23:09,592 (indistinct voices) 449 00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:11,594 (dramatic music) 450 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,081 Shalidelle. 451 00:23:16,825 --> 00:23:18,309 Love the veil. 452 00:23:18,746 --> 00:23:21,661 Somebody die or are you just over hats? 453 00:23:23,895 --> 00:23:26,290 Guess the whole sleeping beauty routine is your doing. 454 00:23:26,434 --> 00:23:28,532 So you could find the second seal. 455 00:23:33,618 --> 00:23:35,343 Speaking of second... 456 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,779 Double double shit ton of trouble. 457 00:23:44,696 --> 00:23:49,837 (ominous music) 458 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,767 (high-pitched sounds) 459 00:24:16,005 --> 00:24:17,380 Doc? 460 00:24:20,112 --> 00:24:21,385 Well... 461 00:24:21,603 --> 00:24:22,909 Someone's been doing yoga. 462 00:24:28,705 --> 00:24:30,971 Hey! Those were for me. 463 00:24:32,132 --> 00:24:34,761 You know what they say, "You snooze, you shall lose." 464 00:24:34,847 --> 00:24:37,134 You and Rosita weren't snoozing. 465 00:24:37,159 --> 00:24:40,527 I mean, you were. But, you know, you fell asleep... entwined. 466 00:24:40,589 --> 00:24:42,378 It's a new thing. It's casual. 467 00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:44,164 Of course. No strings, right? 468 00:24:44,847 --> 00:24:47,559 I'm not the settling down type, Waverly. I never have been. 469 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:50,553 A fact about which I've been entirely clear to everyone. 470 00:24:50,772 --> 00:24:53,042 - She's too young for you. - I'm older than 471 00:24:53,044 --> 00:24:55,155 the state of Colorado. Everybody's too young for me. 472 00:24:55,379 --> 00:24:58,096 There a reason your sister didn't come wake me herself? 473 00:24:58,715 --> 00:25:00,432 She and Dolls were gearing up at BBD. 474 00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:02,457 Uh-huh. 475 00:25:02,862 --> 00:25:04,558 Woke up together, I suppose. 476 00:25:04,610 --> 00:25:06,610 Hey! It was just coffee. 477 00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:11,384 Yeah, well, my body's gonna need something else. 478 00:25:11,721 --> 00:25:13,502 Where do you keep your energy drinks? 479 00:25:13,737 --> 00:25:16,485 Had to hide 'em from Rosita. She had four in a row, 480 00:25:16,510 --> 00:25:18,935 started seeing some fella by the name of Elvis. 481 00:25:20,983 --> 00:25:22,250 Jeremy! 482 00:25:24,275 --> 00:25:26,535 Hey! Jeremy! 483 00:25:27,144 --> 00:25:29,175 - Jeremy! - Oh, God! 484 00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:32,300 The seal. The seal is in Shorty's. 485 00:25:34,418 --> 00:25:37,896 I'm in Shorty's. Um, OK. 486 00:25:38,216 --> 00:25:40,467 ♪ 487 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,623 Wait! Jeremy, stop. You'll hurt yourself. 488 00:25:42,693 --> 00:25:45,862 Ooh. OK. The second seal is back there. 489 00:25:45,917 --> 00:25:49,050 I would bet my signed Baywatch 2017 poster 490 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,723 it's behind these stupid, 491 00:25:50,785 --> 00:25:53,137 mother-fudgin' crates! 492 00:25:53,405 --> 00:25:55,605 And what in the hell gave you that notion? 493 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:58,435 Shorty's was built in the same year that they renovated 494 00:25:58,467 --> 00:26:00,357 the church basement, and it sits on top of 495 00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:02,294 what used to be a Masonic Temple. 496 00:26:02,817 --> 00:26:05,381 Holy ground. It fits! 497 00:26:05,406 --> 00:26:07,250 ♪ 498 00:26:11,455 --> 00:26:13,359 It felt a lot heavier. 499 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,703 - (creaking) - (grunting) 500 00:26:17,229 --> 00:26:19,462 I am not putting an appendage through there. 501 00:26:19,464 --> 00:26:22,098 The last one wasn't, uh, booby-trapped or anything, right? 502 00:26:22,194 --> 00:26:24,827 Unless you count a spider demon sucking out your insides. 503 00:26:24,903 --> 00:26:26,749 Kinda, yeah. I do. 504 00:26:27,343 --> 00:26:30,183 What would the Rock do, what would the Rock do, what would the Rock do? 505 00:26:30,607 --> 00:26:32,943 - Goodness. - My bet's on badness. 506 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,211 (grunting) 507 00:26:34,212 --> 00:26:36,479 ♪ 508 00:26:38,482 --> 00:26:40,683 - Earp, you good? - They're gone. 509 00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:43,486 (Dolls sighing) 510 00:26:43,488 --> 00:26:45,318 There was two of 'em. 511 00:26:45,613 --> 00:26:47,467 Damn it, why'd they run? I had 'em, 512 00:26:47,588 --> 00:26:49,787 busy corseted bitches. 513 00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:55,231 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! 514 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,728 I'm OK. I'm OK. 515 00:26:59,212 --> 00:27:00,489 Yeah, but you're also, like... 516 00:27:00,514 --> 00:27:03,039 Would you believe I ate a buttload of corndogs? 517 00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:06,888 I'm not seeing things, right? 518 00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:09,842 - Like, you're... - Knocked up. 519 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,164 Yup. Little bit. 520 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,899 (sighing) 521 00:27:18,924 --> 00:27:20,924 (dramatic music) 522 00:27:20,926 --> 00:27:22,778 ♪ 523 00:27:22,966 --> 00:27:26,146 Why don't any of the creepy bad guys ever just wear jeans? 524 00:27:26,872 --> 00:27:29,325 I was gonna tell you. I wanted to tell you. 525 00:27:29,401 --> 00:27:32,758 - When? When you were in labour? - Oh my God, I'm gonna have to do that. 526 00:27:32,871 --> 00:27:34,500 Just, maybe you should sit down, or... 527 00:27:34,525 --> 00:27:37,141 - No, I don't need to sit down. - OK. 528 00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:42,825 You're pregnant. 529 00:27:43,815 --> 00:27:46,382 Believe it or not, being pregnant doesn't affect 530 00:27:46,384 --> 00:27:49,189 my ability to send evil shittickets screaming back to hell. 531 00:27:50,064 --> 00:27:51,728 Nothing's changed. 532 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,589 Everything's changed. 533 00:27:53,614 --> 00:27:55,114 Hey, Wynonna? It's Nicole. 534 00:27:55,293 --> 00:27:57,958 I just tracked a lady in black to the old Clockmaker's Mansion. 535 00:27:58,288 --> 00:28:00,055 Copy that. 536 00:28:01,268 --> 00:28:05,299 Look, those witchy Widows supernaturally roofied the entire town. 537 00:28:05,463 --> 00:28:07,322 I'm shooting them in their lacy faces 538 00:28:07,347 --> 00:28:10,445 before they find the second seal. That's it. I'm doing it. 539 00:28:10,562 --> 00:28:12,656 - It's not an option. - OK, Deputy. 540 00:28:12,844 --> 00:28:15,999 But we gotta take it careful. Can't go in hot. 541 00:28:16,314 --> 00:28:18,181 ♪ 542 00:28:18,183 --> 00:28:20,024 Have you met me? (scoffing) 543 00:28:20,289 --> 00:28:21,884 I'm always hot. 544 00:28:21,886 --> 00:28:23,886 (dramatic music) 545 00:28:23,888 --> 00:28:25,922 ♪ 546 00:28:36,530 --> 00:28:37,791 (exclamation of surprise) 547 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:39,450 Earp! In here. 548 00:28:41,037 --> 00:28:44,247 I think I just found the source of your sleeping curse. 549 00:28:44,676 --> 00:28:47,744 A Tempus Monstrum. A Sandman. 550 00:28:49,286 --> 00:28:52,271 - They made me do it. - Well then, undo it. Wake everybody up. 551 00:28:52,296 --> 00:28:54,033 - I can't. - Well, I can. 552 00:28:54,236 --> 00:28:56,236 One bullet, straight between the eyes. 553 00:28:56,503 --> 00:28:58,981 Kill me and they all die. 554 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:01,138 Asleep forever. 555 00:29:01,379 --> 00:29:03,342 Until their bodies rot. 556 00:29:03,461 --> 00:29:06,029 (sighing) 557 00:29:08,196 --> 00:29:11,149 And yes, that includes you three, 558 00:29:11,269 --> 00:29:13,188 or rather... four. 559 00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:16,472 Or is that what you want? 560 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:19,513 Dolls? 561 00:29:19,711 --> 00:29:22,184 He's right. The spell's irreversible 562 00:29:22,239 --> 00:29:24,817 if the caster dies without lifting it. 563 00:29:24,892 --> 00:29:26,791 They should really put that on the label. 564 00:29:26,815 --> 00:29:28,086 Sorry. 565 00:29:28,086 --> 00:29:31,024 Listen, asshole, I'm tired, I'm hormonal, 566 00:29:31,026 --> 00:29:33,066 and I have to pee for the zillionth time today. 567 00:29:33,091 --> 00:29:35,447 Can't shoot to kill? That's fine. 568 00:29:35,472 --> 00:29:37,261 I have other ways to bring the pain. 569 00:29:37,699 --> 00:29:39,339 I'll cooperate. 570 00:29:40,573 --> 00:29:41,866 On one condition. 571 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,950 Goody. I love conditions. They really turn my crank. 572 00:29:47,648 --> 00:29:51,184 The Widows' human familiar took my Poppy. 573 00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:55,180 He has 574 00:29:56,537 --> 00:29:57,682 ...plans. 575 00:29:57,717 --> 00:29:59,131 So, what? 576 00:29:59,281 --> 00:30:01,240 What do you want? You want us to rescue your little girlfriend? 577 00:30:01,295 --> 00:30:02,691 She's not my girlfriend. 578 00:30:03,542 --> 00:30:05,004 She's my daughter. 579 00:30:07,114 --> 00:30:10,251 - I need to know about the Widows. - There's no time! 580 00:30:12,493 --> 00:30:14,034 (gasping) 581 00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:17,540 They seem to know me, but I have no memory of them. 582 00:30:17,885 --> 00:30:19,736 - It's curious. - What? 583 00:30:20,025 --> 00:30:21,802 They are looking for something. 584 00:30:21,985 --> 00:30:24,505 Yeah, a seal. Old news. What happens when they break it? 585 00:30:24,588 --> 00:30:26,255 I assume nothing yet, 586 00:30:26,504 --> 00:30:29,105 given that there are three in total. 587 00:30:29,677 --> 00:30:30,951 Three seals? 588 00:30:30,975 --> 00:30:33,105 They're not looking for the second one anymore. 589 00:30:33,130 --> 00:30:34,959 They found it. 590 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:38,811 Shorty's. 591 00:30:41,734 --> 00:30:44,589 I like these. I like these a lot. 592 00:30:44,614 --> 00:30:46,141 I'm feeling all tingly. 593 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,138 We can talk about that later. 594 00:30:48,528 --> 00:30:50,042 Angelpants to BaconDonut. 595 00:30:50,135 --> 00:30:52,268 - Come in, Wynonna. - (radio static) 596 00:30:52,698 --> 00:30:55,051 (grumbling) Say again, you're breaking up. 597 00:30:55,112 --> 00:30:57,745 - Over. - Waverly, leave now! 598 00:30:57,898 --> 00:31:01,289 It's the women in black. The seal's in Shorty's. They know. 599 00:31:01,892 --> 00:31:04,649 Too late. I think she's already here. 600 00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:07,888 Three against one, gents, 601 00:31:08,022 --> 00:31:09,356 even if she does get through that door! 602 00:31:09,381 --> 00:31:11,700 I failed my firearms test four times! 603 00:31:11,724 --> 00:31:13,002 OK. 604 00:31:13,003 --> 00:31:15,303 (dramatic music) 605 00:31:15,389 --> 00:31:18,116 May be the liquor, but I see two. 606 00:31:18,175 --> 00:31:21,343 ♪ 607 00:31:23,770 --> 00:31:26,038 (gunfire) 608 00:31:28,050 --> 00:31:29,951 (hissing) 609 00:31:32,121 --> 00:31:35,190 (hissing) 610 00:31:35,192 --> 00:31:37,792 ♪ 611 00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:51,290 (Beth): Yummy yummy. 612 00:31:51,382 --> 00:31:53,494 This one smells sweet. 613 00:31:53,592 --> 00:31:56,431 (Mercedes): First the seal. Then the snacks. 614 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,592 (gasping): Tell me I'm wearing clothes this time. 615 00:32:00,617 --> 00:32:02,089 - Mm-hmm. - Huh! 616 00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:05,654 - Waverly's in trouble. - Yeah. But I need you to find 617 00:32:05,656 --> 00:32:07,956 someone else, Haught, or the whole town dies. 618 00:32:08,037 --> 00:32:10,044 I'll save my sister. You know I will. 619 00:32:10,122 --> 00:32:11,833 OK. Where am I going? 620 00:32:11,857 --> 00:32:15,081 OK, we somehow have to find this psycho named Tucker. 621 00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:16,903 Tucker Gardiner? 622 00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:19,334 I've been tracking his phone for weeks. 623 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,513 (laughs) 624 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:25,279 Tucker's had all my instincts buzzing since day one. 625 00:32:25,317 --> 00:32:27,316 You bugged his phone? Isn't that illegal? 626 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,287 (Dolls): Very illegal. 627 00:32:28,312 --> 00:32:30,845 Hey! In my defence, he is the worst! Don't judge me. 628 00:32:30,945 --> 00:32:32,421 I will judge you. 629 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,632 Judge you unexpectedly awesome. 630 00:32:35,062 --> 00:32:36,885 (sighs) OK. It looks like he's headed to... 631 00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:38,106 The homestead. 632 00:32:39,926 --> 00:32:41,855 - Dolls? - Yeah. 633 00:32:41,996 --> 00:32:43,937 - I need you to go with her. - No, no, no, no. 634 00:32:43,994 --> 00:32:45,832 Not a chance. And leave you alone? Not happening. 635 00:32:45,887 --> 00:32:48,006 If something happened to Nicole, Waverly would die. 636 00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,967 And I just got her back. 637 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:53,334 - Plus Doc's... - Yeah. 638 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:56,188 It's just, I need to talk to Doc. 639 00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:01,943 ♪ 640 00:33:11,134 --> 00:33:12,674 You're amazing. 641 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,885 You're just... 642 00:33:18,603 --> 00:33:20,284 You're an amazing agent... 643 00:33:20,994 --> 00:33:23,525 Earp. Just an amazing agent. 644 00:33:26,931 --> 00:33:28,572 Thank you. 645 00:33:30,572 --> 00:33:32,407 (Dolls sighing) 646 00:33:32,409 --> 00:33:34,476 ♪ 647 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,447 (sighing) 648 00:33:39,449 --> 00:33:43,385 (demonic voices) 649 00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:56,798 (demonic chanting) 650 00:34:03,939 --> 00:34:07,809 (dramatic music) 651 00:34:07,811 --> 00:34:09,811 ♪ 652 00:34:14,817 --> 00:34:16,851 (can rattling) 653 00:34:19,437 --> 00:34:21,322 OK, wait. Wait! 654 00:34:21,324 --> 00:34:22,648 - Wait, wait, wait! - (hissing) 655 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:38,842 No. 656 00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:41,115 Waverly would brush her hair slowly. 657 00:34:41,186 --> 00:34:42,389 Elegantly. 658 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,733 - I'm not Waverly. - Undress and put this on. 659 00:34:47,689 --> 00:34:49,891 It'll help you get into character. 660 00:34:57,105 --> 00:34:59,941 - (Dolls): Shit... I'm sorry. - (screaming): Help! 661 00:35:00,213 --> 00:35:03,183 - He is not in her room! - Go! Go! 662 00:35:03,292 --> 00:35:06,882 - I don't... I don't want to... - Hands on your head! Now! 663 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:10,874 You hurt her, it's all over, man. It's not just a couple upskirts. 664 00:35:10,937 --> 00:35:12,773 You do not want to cross that line. 665 00:35:12,829 --> 00:35:15,335 Everyone keeps talking to me like I'm an idiot: 666 00:35:15,601 --> 00:35:17,653 those hags, this one here, you. 667 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,137 I'm not an idiot. I know what I'm doing. 668 00:35:20,879 --> 00:35:22,395 I know what I want. 669 00:35:24,777 --> 00:35:26,707 Too bad you're not gonna get it. 670 00:35:27,109 --> 00:35:28,909 - (grunting) - (gunshot) 671 00:35:31,413 --> 00:35:33,005 You shot me, you bitch. 672 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:34,888 Drop the knife or I'll do it again. 673 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:36,854 I did something else. 674 00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:38,995 They'll kill me for it. 675 00:35:40,256 --> 00:35:41,484 (Haught screaming): Tucker! 676 00:35:41,509 --> 00:35:44,584 - (glass shattering) - (heavy breathing) 677 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,060 Let's get you home to your dad, OK? 678 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:52,926 It worked. 679 00:35:54,702 --> 00:35:57,646 Hey, drama queens. You break it, you bite it! 680 00:35:57,740 --> 00:36:00,341 (demonic screaming) 681 00:36:02,094 --> 00:36:04,237 Don't do that to me, baby girl. 682 00:36:07,424 --> 00:36:09,327 Sleeping on the job again? 683 00:36:09,616 --> 00:36:13,155 Oh, I like to let you get in a few from time to time. 684 00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:14,778 Builds your confidence. 685 00:36:16,285 --> 00:36:18,676 Everyone's OK. No permanent damage. 686 00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:21,590 Even your hat survived. 687 00:36:24,462 --> 00:36:26,439 I have something to tell you, Doc. 688 00:36:38,790 --> 00:36:40,622 I wanted you to hear it from me. 689 00:36:45,216 --> 00:36:48,684 I do believe folks are waking up upstairs. 690 00:36:52,886 --> 00:36:54,316 They'll be thirsty. 691 00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:57,243 ♪ 692 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,299 No one seems to have even noticed they lost a whole month. 693 00:37:12,743 --> 00:37:14,376 Because they haven't. 694 00:37:15,152 --> 00:37:16,704 Check your telephone. 695 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,543 It's the same date as when I fell asleep. 696 00:37:22,697 --> 00:37:24,158 In a dream, 697 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,103 it can feel as though hours and hours have passed, 698 00:37:27,548 --> 00:37:30,328 but then you wake to find out you've only slept for a minute. 699 00:37:31,742 --> 00:37:35,468 No one in Purgatory will even realize time has passed... 700 00:37:35,851 --> 00:37:37,226 because in fact, 701 00:37:37,945 --> 00:37:40,187 - ...it hasn't. - Buddy. 702 00:37:40,734 --> 00:37:42,577 Sure seems like time has passed for me. 703 00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:45,288 Under my influence, bodies cease to age. 704 00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:48,338 Your child should have stayed as it was. 705 00:37:48,756 --> 00:37:50,682 So what you're saying is I got screwed. 706 00:37:51,058 --> 00:37:52,916 That much is obvious. 707 00:37:53,827 --> 00:37:55,814 You refuse to follow the rules. 708 00:37:55,903 --> 00:37:59,326 It seems your offspring will be the same. 709 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:01,602 ♪ 710 00:38:01,636 --> 00:38:03,560 But you saved my daughter. 711 00:38:05,103 --> 00:38:07,062 I want to see her now. 712 00:38:07,165 --> 00:38:08,204 (scoffs) 713 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,963 I'm harmless when dormant. 714 00:38:10,167 --> 00:38:11,979 I'll go back into hibernation. 715 00:38:12,838 --> 00:38:14,313 - (gunshot) - (screaming) 716 00:38:14,838 --> 00:38:17,096 - Something like that. - Dolls! 717 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:19,065 He was blackmailed. They used him! 718 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:21,498 And if he's used again? He's a goddamn demon, Earp. 719 00:38:21,593 --> 00:38:23,793 And a powerful one. Now do your job. 720 00:38:25,035 --> 00:38:26,370 Now. 721 00:38:26,427 --> 00:38:28,535 ♪ 722 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,861 (gunshot) 723 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,685 You don't have to be like this, Dolls. 724 00:38:35,763 --> 00:38:37,607 Like what, your boss? 725 00:38:37,915 --> 00:38:40,464 What else am I supposed to do around here, Earp? 726 00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:43,075 ♪ 727 00:38:44,284 --> 00:38:47,182 Waves, let's go. 728 00:38:47,603 --> 00:38:49,401 Poppy took off. 729 00:38:49,852 --> 00:38:51,364 We didn't stop her. 730 00:38:52,272 --> 00:38:53,997 She's not the enemy. 731 00:38:56,387 --> 00:38:57,941 - (Dolls): Hey, Earp. Earp. - (Doc): Wynonna. 732 00:38:57,966 --> 00:38:59,825 - (Dolls): Earp! - (Waverly): Wait. Whoa. 733 00:39:01,087 --> 00:39:03,202 You know we're gonna have to talk about this eventually, right? 734 00:39:04,155 --> 00:39:05,781 Put a strategy in place. 735 00:39:05,874 --> 00:39:09,133 Until then, she gets all the time and space... 736 00:39:09,312 --> 00:39:11,906 - that she needs. - I wonder if you could, uh... 737 00:39:12,070 --> 00:39:13,648 give her this. 738 00:39:14,150 --> 00:39:15,788 When you think she's ready. 739 00:39:22,265 --> 00:39:23,851 What's the down low? 740 00:39:24,288 --> 00:39:26,468 - Wynonna's pregnant. - Yeah! 741 00:39:27,812 --> 00:39:29,781 Oh, was that a secret? 742 00:39:31,242 --> 00:39:32,741 You're injured. 743 00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:34,670 - That's no ordinary gun. - You'll heal. 744 00:39:34,695 --> 00:39:35,999 I'll get you something to feed on. 745 00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:38,022 That Earp girl knows too much. 746 00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:40,096 - She'll be coming. - (doorbell ringing) 747 00:39:40,768 --> 00:39:44,169 (suspenseful music) 748 00:39:44,171 --> 00:39:46,772 ♪ 749 00:39:56,090 --> 00:39:58,961 (gasping) _ 750 00:39:58,986 --> 00:40:00,797 Sister Clootie! 751 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:08,182 - Constance! - He killed the Stone Witch! 752 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,455 That little Tucker is dead. 753 00:40:11,416 --> 00:40:13,551 (sighing heavily) 754 00:40:17,268 --> 00:40:20,276 Don't laugh. This is the only position I feel comfortable in. 755 00:40:21,509 --> 00:40:23,299 (Waverly): Room down there for one more? 756 00:40:32,787 --> 00:40:34,092 You OK? 757 00:40:34,508 --> 00:40:35,990 No. 758 00:40:37,483 --> 00:40:38,632 Furious. 759 00:40:40,390 --> 00:40:41,927 These things just happen. 760 00:40:41,952 --> 00:40:43,249 No. 761 00:40:43,569 --> 00:40:44,850 Not to me. 762 00:40:46,454 --> 00:40:49,501 Am I a screw-up? Yeah. 763 00:40:50,763 --> 00:40:54,115 I've also been on two types of birth control since I was 13 years old. 764 00:40:54,310 --> 00:40:56,060 But the universe doesn't give a damn. 765 00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:58,841 It's never given me a choice, it's never... 766 00:41:02,598 --> 00:41:05,446 ...not whether I wanted to be the Heir or a m... 767 00:41:08,782 --> 00:41:10,555 ...a mother. 768 00:41:10,952 --> 00:41:12,937 I know you're overwhelmed, OK? 769 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,928 But not everything is because you're an Earp. 770 00:41:16,008 --> 00:41:17,492 Yeah, it is. 771 00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:22,930 It always comes back to the curse, Wave, always. 772 00:41:26,973 --> 00:41:28,915 I really, I... 773 00:41:30,884 --> 00:41:32,493 I can't do this. 774 00:41:33,197 --> 00:41:34,548 - Hey. - No. 775 00:41:35,431 --> 00:41:37,824 - Hey. - This poor asshole! 776 00:41:38,252 --> 00:41:40,105 - (shivering) - Hey... 777 00:41:46,277 --> 00:41:47,950 I'm not saying 778 00:41:48,115 --> 00:41:49,919 it's gonna be OK. 779 00:41:50,435 --> 00:41:52,411 But I'm just saying... 780 00:41:55,489 --> 00:41:56,761 I'm here. 781 00:41:56,878 --> 00:41:58,534 (sighing) 782 00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:02,674 ♪ 783 00:42:04,736 --> 00:42:06,737 And Doc wanted me to give you this. 784 00:42:06,963 --> 00:42:14,253 ♪ 785 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:17,995 Shh... 786 00:42:22,049 --> 00:42:25,244 - _ - ♪ You think I'm a cool cat ♪ 787 00:42:25,299 --> 00:42:27,002 ♪ If only you knew ♪ 788 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:32,039 ♪ That I'm thinking of you ♪ 56371

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