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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,056 --> 00:00:04,054 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:12,327 --> 00:00:14,894 So, I was able to find the keys. 3 00:00:14,896 --> 00:00:16,811 They were in the dishwasher of all places. 4 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,750 Turn on, you piece of shit! 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,241 So, uh, we don't usually rent 6 00:00:20,247 --> 00:00:21,901 the place right after the music festival 7 00:00:21,903 --> 00:00:23,203 'cause it takes me a few days to clean up, 8 00:00:23,205 --> 00:00:25,038 but it was in pretty good shape... 9 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,773 except for a spill on the floor that looked like, 10 00:00:26,775 --> 00:00:28,641 but certainly didn't taste like, guacamole. 11 00:00:28,643 --> 00:00:29,976 Do you care what card I use? 12 00:00:29,978 --> 00:00:31,642 Actually, it's my mother's beach house, 13 00:00:31,648 --> 00:00:33,381 so if there's no paper trail, then I can put this money 14 00:00:33,387 --> 00:00:37,089 right into my wedding fund, so cash is king... or queen. 15 00:00:37,095 --> 00:00:38,521 The cultural landscape's shifting so fast, 16 00:00:38,527 --> 00:00:39,919 I don't know what's right anymore. 17 00:00:39,921 --> 00:00:42,055 All right, there you go. That's, uh... 18 00:00:42,057 --> 00:00:43,957 Look, do you have a phone that I could borrow 19 00:00:43,959 --> 00:00:45,325 to call technical support? 20 00:00:45,327 --> 00:00:47,368 I-I really have to get this thing working. 21 00:00:47,392 --> 00:00:49,162 Sure. You can use mine. 22 00:00:52,067 --> 00:00:54,033 Hey, um... 23 00:00:54,035 --> 00:00:56,603 Still no results from my paternity test? 24 00:00:56,605 --> 00:00:59,305 Nothing yet. 25 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,937 _ 26 00:01:01,943 --> 00:01:05,445 But I was just about to go home and check my mail. 27 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:10,183 Ugh. 28 00:01:10,185 --> 00:01:11,951 Hello, and welcome to customer support. 29 00:01:11,953 --> 00:01:13,859 My name is Jason Richardson, 30 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,488 and I look forward to helping you solve 31 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:17,490 whatever problems you are experiencing. 32 00:01:17,492 --> 00:01:19,459 May I ask who I have the pleasure to be talking to? 33 00:01:19,461 --> 00:01:21,171 No. No, no, no. My phone won't turn on. 34 00:01:21,177 --> 00:01:22,401 That's all you need to know. 35 00:01:22,407 --> 00:01:25,164 I spent $1,000 on this thing and it's a Goddamn... 36 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:27,634 I'm going to Burger King. You want anything? 37 00:01:27,636 --> 00:01:30,069 Well, as much as I would enjoy a Masala Chicken Whopper, 38 00:01:30,071 --> 00:01:32,095 my wife has prepared too much Mulligatawny soup. 39 00:01:32,101 --> 00:01:34,049 - Ah. - That means, I carry the burden 40 00:01:34,055 --> 00:01:35,930 of not letting it go to waste. 41 00:01:37,312 --> 00:01:39,678 ... just the stupid thing won't turn on! 42 00:01:40,051 --> 00:01:42,384 Yes, sir, I understand that you are... 43 00:01:42,948 --> 00:01:45,785 Distressed. I'm sure I can help you today. 44 00:01:45,787 --> 00:01:47,206 Please tell me exactly what 45 00:01:47,212 --> 00:01:48,888 problems you are experiencing? 46 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:52,292 I just did! Do you speak English? 47 00:01:52,294 --> 00:01:56,095 I do speak English. Thank you for asking, sir. 48 00:01:56,097 --> 00:02:00,199 I... was... trying... to... update... 49 00:02:00,201 --> 00:02:02,502 the... latest... software... 50 00:02:02,504 --> 00:02:05,490 and... now... my... phone... 51 00:02:05,496 --> 00:02:07,985 Won't... turn... on. 52 00:02:08,176 --> 00:02:10,343 If I'm understanding you, sir, 53 00:02:10,345 --> 00:02:14,623 you... were... trying... to... update... 54 00:02:14,629 --> 00:02:16,849 The... latest... software, 55 00:02:16,851 --> 00:02:19,436 and... now... your... phone... 56 00:02:19,442 --> 00:02:22,021 - Won't... turn... on. - Bingo! 57 00:02:22,023 --> 00:02:23,213 Which means, I can't get my 58 00:02:23,219 --> 00:02:24,624 photos, I can't get my videos, 59 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:27,527 I can't get access to Facebook, Instagram, Twitter... 60 00:02:27,529 --> 00:02:30,296 I'm done with the microwave if you need to heat up 61 00:02:30,298 --> 00:02:33,166 - your stinky soup. - Oh, thank you. Is that a new blouse? 62 00:02:33,168 --> 00:02:35,301 I stole it from my sister. 63 00:02:35,303 --> 00:02:37,593 ... not to mention Snapchat. 64 00:02:38,406 --> 00:02:40,673 Yes, sir, I am aware of all the wonderful applications 65 00:02:40,675 --> 00:02:42,564 that are available to share 66 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:45,078 one's life experiences. I'm going to talk to my supervisor 67 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,238 while I put you on a brief hold. 68 00:02:47,244 --> 00:02:49,077 What? No. No, no, n... 69 00:02:49,451 --> 00:02:51,484 Hey. 70 00:02:51,486 --> 00:02:53,183 Hey, I got a cab waiting for me outside and 71 00:02:53,189 --> 00:02:54,687 I don't want to lose my place on hold. 72 00:02:54,689 --> 00:02:57,690 Um, can I maybe just borrow your phone for a while? 73 00:02:57,692 --> 00:02:59,697 I'll, uh... I'll swing you an extra $20? 74 00:02:59,703 --> 00:03:00,897 Yeah, why not? 75 00:03:00,903 --> 00:03:03,963 But if my podiatrist calls, just tell him, "It's back." 76 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:05,431 He'll know what that means. 77 00:03:12,774 --> 00:03:14,627 That's why Nikki always leaves 78 00:03:14,633 --> 00:03:16,542 the room whenever I'm around. 79 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,878 She's freaked out 'cause I'm her baby's father. 80 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,247 Oh! I thought I just had bad breath. 81 00:03:21,249 --> 00:03:23,665 Holy shit. I can stop flossing. 82 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,746 Mm-hmm. You need to figure out what you're gonna do. 83 00:03:25,752 --> 00:03:26,886 I know. 84 00:03:26,888 --> 00:03:28,921 My life is never gonna be the same. 85 00:03:28,923 --> 00:03:31,424 Without flossing, I can sleep in longer, 86 00:03:31,426 --> 00:03:33,159 my gums aren't gonna bleed all the time, 87 00:03:33,161 --> 00:03:35,895 I won't have to keep cleaning off my rearview mirror. 88 00:03:35,897 --> 00:03:37,750 Yeah, no, I was talking about the baby. 89 00:03:37,756 --> 00:03:40,199 You know, once it grows muscles and gets all hot, 90 00:03:40,201 --> 00:03:41,934 Tommy's gonna know it isn't his. 91 00:03:41,936 --> 00:03:43,316 You gotta leave town. 92 00:03:43,322 --> 00:03:44,922 I can't just leave. 93 00:03:45,173 --> 00:03:48,241 I know moving to a new place can seem scary, 94 00:03:48,243 --> 00:03:51,675 but that is why I am willing to go with you. 95 00:03:51,681 --> 00:03:54,548 Look, I appreciate you looking out for me, 96 00:03:54,554 --> 00:03:56,249 but I have a son now. 97 00:03:56,251 --> 00:03:58,551 I need to be around in case he needs me. 98 00:04:03,798 --> 00:04:06,693 This might just be the best day of my life. 99 00:04:18,073 --> 00:04:20,406 Uh, you have someone on hold. 100 00:04:20,408 --> 00:04:22,175 Oh, yes, I put him on hold after Essha 101 00:04:22,177 --> 00:04:24,210 told me the microwave was free. 102 00:04:24,212 --> 00:04:25,645 But when my soup was reheating, 103 00:04:25,647 --> 00:04:27,077 Yashvi started going on and 104 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:28,614 on about his weekend plans. 105 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:31,517 Next thing I knew, I left my soup in too long. 106 00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:33,752 Well, it took a good bit of blowing to get 107 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:35,968 it cool enough to carry, let alone to slurp. 108 00:04:35,974 --> 00:04:37,457 He's been on hold for quite some time. 109 00:04:37,459 --> 00:04:39,058 Navdeep, you have to pick that up. 110 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:41,494 No, no, no. He's going to be very mad. 111 00:04:41,496 --> 00:04:43,563 He's a spoiled brat having a temper tantrum 112 00:04:43,565 --> 00:04:45,398 because he can't post his food selfies 113 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,700 and his basketball trick shots. 114 00:04:50,138 --> 00:04:51,437 Hello, there, sir. 115 00:04:51,439 --> 00:04:53,306 No, I'm here! I'm here! 116 00:04:53,308 --> 00:04:55,151 - Hello? - Just hold on! 117 00:04:56,070 --> 00:04:57,910 - Yeah, no! Geez! I'm here! - Are you there, sir? 118 00:05:00,548 --> 00:05:03,616 Hello! Jason, I'm here! I'm here. 119 00:05:03,618 --> 00:05:05,240 H-Hello, there, sir. My name is 120 00:05:05,246 --> 00:05:07,281 Albert Anderson. How many I help you? 121 00:05:07,287 --> 00:05:08,381 What do you mean "Albert"? 122 00:05:08,387 --> 00:05:10,170 No, no, no. I was talking to Jason Richardson. 123 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,779 He... He already knows what's wrong. 124 00:05:11,785 --> 00:05:15,352 Uh, y-yes, sir, I-I understand that you are... 125 00:05:15,764 --> 00:05:17,794 Uh... perturbed. 126 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,533 Uh, I am his supervisor, and I'm here to ask you, 127 00:05:20,535 --> 00:05:22,301 in your own words, if you would not mind, 128 00:05:22,303 --> 00:05:24,784 describing what problem you're experiencing. 129 00:05:24,790 --> 00:05:26,672 I'm experiencing a phone that doesn't work. 130 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,470 I updated the software on an airplane and... 131 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,711 Uh, sir, I hate to interrupt you, 132 00:05:31,713 --> 00:05:32,993 but I want to check our system to 133 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,553 see if this is a common problem. 134 00:05:34,559 --> 00:05:36,026 - What? No! I just... - Please hold. 135 00:05:38,226 --> 00:05:40,612 Hi, Jasmine. I can't talk right now. I'm working. 136 00:05:40,618 --> 00:05:42,518 It's time. 137 00:05:42,524 --> 00:05:44,357 - Now? - Now. 138 00:05:46,152 --> 00:05:48,352 Okay, um... 139 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:52,309 Let me finish up here, and, uh, I-I'll be right over. 140 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:57,203 ... companies need to stop putting their call centers 141 00:05:57,205 --> 00:05:59,105 in places where they can't even figure out plumbing. 142 00:05:59,107 --> 00:06:00,840 I mean, this idiot is probably putting me on hold 143 00:06:00,842 --> 00:06:04,410 to take a leak in the same river where he's doing his dishes! 144 00:06:04,412 --> 00:06:06,579 I mean, it's absolutely ins... 145 00:06:08,249 --> 00:06:10,049 What are you doing? 146 00:06:10,051 --> 00:06:12,118 Transferring this asshole to my cellphone. 147 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,920 Let's see just how desperate he is 148 00:06:13,922 --> 00:06:16,255 - to start getting likes again. - ... melting all the ice caps. 149 00:06:16,257 --> 00:06:17,590 - It's absolutely ins... - Just a few more minutes, sir, 150 00:06:17,592 --> 00:06:19,458 and please remember to stay on the line 151 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:22,767 - so we don't have to start over. - No. D... 152 00:06:22,831 --> 00:06:26,903 _ 153 00:06:39,677 --> 00:06:41,209 Too cold. 154 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:55,478 Who are you? 155 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,713 Becky. Who are you? 156 00:06:57,715 --> 00:06:59,182 Vali. 157 00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:01,975 - Hey. - Hey. 158 00:07:02,239 --> 00:07:03,705 Who is this? 159 00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:05,244 - Becky! - Yep. 160 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:07,690 I was babysitting at the hotel when the nurse called. 161 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:10,626 - Is the nurse here? - She went to get the drugs. 162 00:07:10,628 --> 00:07:14,505 The, uh, medicine to make Grandma feel better. 163 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:18,940 - How's she feeling? - She's in bed, but awake, 164 00:07:18,946 --> 00:07:20,879 if you want to spend some time with her. 165 00:07:20,885 --> 00:07:22,271 She doesn't want to talk about dying, 166 00:07:22,273 --> 00:07:24,039 so we've just been playing board games. 167 00:07:24,045 --> 00:07:27,722 Oh, uh, she's a little too weak for Hungry Hungry Hippos. 168 00:07:28,587 --> 00:07:30,156 So... 169 00:07:31,077 --> 00:07:33,011 This is really happening, huh? 170 00:07:33,013 --> 00:07:34,466 She said she's ready. 171 00:07:34,472 --> 00:07:35,892 I tried to call Mom and Dad, but 172 00:07:35,898 --> 00:07:37,215 they don't get service on the ship. 173 00:07:37,217 --> 00:07:38,950 No, don't think for one second the timing 174 00:07:38,952 --> 00:07:40,651 of their Alaskan cruise was an accident. 175 00:07:40,653 --> 00:07:42,455 They knew this was coming. 176 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:43,955 They left this mess for us. 177 00:07:43,957 --> 00:07:45,390 Are you on a call? 178 00:07:45,392 --> 00:07:47,191 Uh, it's a work thing. 179 00:07:47,193 --> 00:07:49,168 Just some asshole I'm making stay on hold. 180 00:07:49,174 --> 00:07:50,395 Seriously? 181 00:07:50,397 --> 00:07:51,766 This prick can't get on Facebook and 182 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,097 thinks it's the end of the world. 183 00:07:53,099 --> 00:07:55,266 Meanwhile, we're dealing with life and death. 184 00:07:55,268 --> 00:07:57,735 Trust me, he deserves it. 185 00:07:59,406 --> 00:08:02,594 - Are you still there, sir? - Yes, I'm still here, waiting. 186 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,076 Where the hell have you been?! 187 00:08:05,078 --> 00:08:08,446 Sir, I think perhaps your phone took on some moisture. 188 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:11,015 I'm going to need you to find a bag of rice. 189 00:08:11,017 --> 00:08:12,666 I don't have a bag of rice! 190 00:08:12,672 --> 00:08:15,053 - I'm in a rental house! - Oh, that's fine. 191 00:08:15,055 --> 00:08:17,531 I'll keep you on hold while you go to the grocery store... 192 00:08:17,537 --> 00:08:20,758 ... and I will check in with you periodically. 193 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,493 Aah! 194 00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:39,343 Hello, sir. 195 00:08:39,345 --> 00:08:42,613 No. W... Uh, w-who is this? Where's Albert Anderson? 196 00:08:42,615 --> 00:08:45,383 I've already explained everything to Albert Anderson. 197 00:08:45,385 --> 00:08:48,719 My name is Angela Peterson in specialized technical support, 198 00:08:48,721 --> 00:08:51,355 and I understand that you're having some trouble today. 199 00:08:51,357 --> 00:08:54,158 Yeah. Okay, look, A-Albert told me to go get some rice, 200 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,661 - so I'm almost at the store. - Good. 201 00:08:56,663 --> 00:08:59,864 In the meantime, I need to get some information from you. 202 00:08:59,866 --> 00:09:01,399 Could you read me the serial number 203 00:09:01,401 --> 00:09:04,268 - off the back of your phone? - Back of the ph... Um... 204 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:07,271 Okay, yeah, it's, um, "F," "V," 3... 205 00:09:07,273 --> 00:09:08,987 I need you to say the name of an 206 00:09:08,993 --> 00:09:10,808 animal when you say the letters. 207 00:09:10,810 --> 00:09:12,944 Like, "F" is for fox. 208 00:09:12,946 --> 00:09:15,079 That way, I can understand your accent. 209 00:09:15,081 --> 00:09:17,949 Y... A-Are you kidding me? 210 00:09:17,951 --> 00:09:21,327 I... I think you said, "Are you kidding me?" 211 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,421 Uh, if that is what you said, sir, 212 00:09:23,423 --> 00:09:27,091 then, uh, no, I am not kidding with you. 213 00:09:27,093 --> 00:09:29,760 "F" as in fox. 214 00:09:29,762 --> 00:09:31,571 "V" as in... 215 00:09:31,577 --> 00:09:32,809 "V" as in... 216 00:09:32,815 --> 00:09:34,232 Damn it. I can't think of an animal 217 00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:35,650 that starts with the letter "V." 218 00:09:35,656 --> 00:09:38,836 - No problem. I can wait, sir. - Ugh. 219 00:09:40,974 --> 00:09:42,540 What the hell are you doing? 220 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:45,943 Ugh, sweating my tits off trying to eat this sausage. 221 00:09:45,945 --> 00:09:48,946 Seriously, Suzy, it's like the devil farted on this thing. 222 00:09:48,948 --> 00:09:51,182 You asked for spicy, you get spicy. 223 00:09:51,184 --> 00:09:52,688 Bodhi told me about the baby and you 224 00:09:52,694 --> 00:09:54,485 trying to get him to leave town with you. 225 00:09:54,487 --> 00:09:56,821 - What are you up to? - I miss him, okay? 226 00:09:56,823 --> 00:09:58,356 It's all your fault. 227 00:09:58,358 --> 00:10:00,791 If you hadn't given him that stupid-ass van to live in, 228 00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:02,093 we'd still be roommates. 229 00:10:02,095 --> 00:10:04,228 I thought you were turning over a new leaf. 230 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:06,998 Telling people's secrets, meddling in people's lives... 231 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,866 This feels more like Tickles than Vivian. 232 00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:11,002 "Feels more like Tickles than Vivian." 233 00:10:11,004 --> 00:10:12,468 - Shut up. - Just stay away from Bodhi 234 00:10:12,474 --> 00:10:13,940 before I tell him the truth about you. 235 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,414 Hey! You say anything to Bodhi... 236 00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:18,754 ...and I will stuff your balls in your butt! 237 00:10:19,612 --> 00:10:21,902 Hey, get this... Your stepmother just threatened 238 00:10:21,908 --> 00:10:24,882 - to put my balls in my butt. - Last digit is 3, 239 00:10:24,884 --> 00:10:26,791 as in, uh, three turtle doves. 240 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:28,229 Let me read that back to you. 241 00:10:28,354 --> 00:10:32,094 I have "F" as in fox, "V" as in vulture. 242 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,625 Shit. Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit. 243 00:10:34,627 --> 00:10:36,782 Uh, the phone I'm on is about to run out of battery. 244 00:10:36,788 --> 00:10:38,188 Can you plug it in, sir? 245 00:10:38,194 --> 00:10:39,897 No, I don't have a charger for it! It's not my phone! 246 00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:42,366 Oh, if you lose your place in line, you'll have... 247 00:10:42,368 --> 00:10:44,880 Start all over again. I know. I know! 248 00:10:45,531 --> 00:10:47,128 Put me on hold! 249 00:10:56,883 --> 00:10:58,649 Is your brother here? 250 00:10:58,651 --> 00:11:01,185 - He's in with her. - Oh, all right. 251 00:11:01,187 --> 00:11:04,722 Well, this will more than do the trick. 252 00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:09,984 Make sure you inject all of it. 253 00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:12,430 What are you talking about? I'm not doing it. 254 00:11:12,432 --> 00:11:14,799 I'm not doing it. 255 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:16,643 She is asking for this. 256 00:11:16,649 --> 00:11:18,736 It's the humane thing to do. 257 00:11:18,738 --> 00:11:20,071 Which is why 258 00:11:20,073 --> 00:11:23,040 I am accidentally leaving this here 259 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:25,316 for her family to do the humane thing. 260 00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:29,313 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 261 00:11:30,016 --> 00:11:31,816 Who was that? 262 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:33,417 The nurse. 263 00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:35,769 Okay, where did she go? 264 00:11:35,775 --> 00:11:37,542 Home. 265 00:11:38,091 --> 00:11:40,555 She says we have to do it. 266 00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:48,508 I think this has already been decided. 267 00:11:48,514 --> 00:11:50,121 We are not choosing who k-k... 268 00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:53,283 Gives Grandma her medicine 269 00:11:53,285 --> 00:11:55,118 by whoever touches their nose first. 270 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,120 I d... I didn't even know that was a thing! 271 00:11:57,122 --> 00:11:59,292 Why don't you want to give her her medicine? 272 00:11:59,298 --> 00:12:02,092 We are just a little afraid of needles, that's all. 273 00:12:02,094 --> 00:12:04,461 Listen, if you're not going to honor the nose thing, 274 00:12:04,463 --> 00:12:05,944 then we need to figure something else out. 275 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:06,970 Rock, paper, scissors? 276 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,765 A-And tell me how rock, paper, scissors is not stupid? 277 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:10,719 The nose thing doesn't even have a name. That's how stupid it is. 278 00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:12,045 In what world is a sheet of paper stronger... 279 00:12:12,051 --> 00:12:14,022 - Hello? - Uh, yeah... yeah, hello. 280 00:12:14,028 --> 00:12:15,238 W-Who is this? 281 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,140 Becky. 282 00:12:17,142 --> 00:12:20,089 Are you American? Please tell me you're from America. 283 00:12:20,095 --> 00:12:21,937 - New Jersey. - I'm sorry, 284 00:12:21,943 --> 00:12:24,299 just having a little trouble hearing you. 285 00:12:24,305 --> 00:12:26,505 Be quiet! 286 00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:28,811 I'm on the phone. 287 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:31,484 Becky? Hello? 288 00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:32,556 - Hey! - Wh... 289 00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:34,491 Hello, sir. Uh, are you still there? 290 00:12:34,493 --> 00:12:36,326 Yes, I'm here. Put Becky back on. 291 00:12:36,328 --> 00:12:38,795 - I want to talk to Becky. - Oh, unfortunately, 292 00:12:38,797 --> 00:12:40,864 Becky is currently assisting another customer, 293 00:12:40,866 --> 00:12:43,600 but I want you to know that I'm concentrating on your case. 294 00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:45,168 - Just hold a few more minutes. - No, no, no. 295 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:46,770 - Don't put me back on hold. - Thank you. 296 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,443 Another Blue Moon? 297 00:12:53,445 --> 00:12:54,945 Please. 298 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,564 Hey, Vivian, how would you like 299 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:03,286 the entire weekend off with pay? 300 00:13:03,288 --> 00:13:04,621 Excuse me? 301 00:13:04,623 --> 00:13:06,556 Nikki's been pretty, uh, stressed out lately, 302 00:13:06,558 --> 00:13:10,026 so I, uh, wanted to surprise her with a romantic weekend, 303 00:13:10,028 --> 00:13:12,996 and I was wondering if you would take Clark. 304 00:13:12,998 --> 00:13:15,098 You want to give me your baby? 305 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,367 Yeah, if you're cool with it. I mean, he's super easy. 306 00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,235 You just have to feed him and change him 307 00:13:19,237 --> 00:13:21,237 and keep him entertained all day. 308 00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:23,540 I would love to take your bab... to babysit. 309 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,008 I would love to babysit. 310 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,436 - Really? - Yeah. 311 00:13:26,442 --> 00:13:27,635 Oh, thank you. 312 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,194 Okay, well, I will give you the little 313 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,747 guy tomorrow after your lunch shift. 314 00:13:30,749 --> 00:13:33,650 Can't wait. 315 00:13:37,289 --> 00:13:38,722 Not on my watch, Barbara. 316 00:13:40,381 --> 00:13:43,921 _ 317 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,860 _ 318 00:13:50,736 --> 00:13:53,803 Oh, man. I missed it. 319 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:58,041 - Whoever knocks it over does the deed. - Let's do it. 320 00:14:18,964 --> 00:14:20,530 Boom. 321 00:15:08,789 --> 00:15:11,142 Becky, what did you do? 322 00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:14,484 I gave your grandma her medicine. 323 00:15:14,486 --> 00:15:16,670 I'm not afraid of needles. 324 00:15:16,676 --> 00:15:19,304 My brother is a diabetic. 325 00:15:19,658 --> 00:15:22,525 I bet you God will make her better real soon. 326 00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:25,739 She was praying really fast before she went to sleep. 327 00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,152 Did the coroner come and get her? 328 00:15:58,154 --> 00:15:59,556 They did. 329 00:16:00,657 --> 00:16:02,576 I didn't know whether or not to tip, 330 00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:04,753 so I did, and then it felt weird. 331 00:16:06,429 --> 00:16:08,262 How's the little girl? 332 00:16:08,264 --> 00:16:09,563 Fine. 333 00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:10,931 Back with her family. 334 00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:13,734 Has no idea she murdered someone. 335 00:16:13,736 --> 00:16:15,703 Hmm. 336 00:16:20,977 --> 00:16:23,596 Grandma was really something, huh? 337 00:16:23,602 --> 00:16:25,524 Like no other. 338 00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:29,216 Oh, my God. Remember her old neighbor? 339 00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:33,087 He would scream at me if my ball even touched his grass, 340 00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:34,472 and then Grandma would make me go 341 00:16:34,478 --> 00:16:35,856 over and mow his lawn for free. 342 00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:38,693 "Be kind to unkind people..." 343 00:16:38,695 --> 00:16:41,762 "... because they need it the most." 344 00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:44,638 Hmm. 345 00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:00,747 - You still there, man? - Yeah, still here. 346 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,352 What? 347 00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:05,134 Okay, press the power button 348 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,754 and the two volume buttons 349 00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:08,789 at the same time for 20 seconds. 350 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:11,682 Then what? Put it in a bucket of chicken? 351 00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,095 Then it'll come back on. 352 00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:16,330 Real... Really? That's... That's it? 353 00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:18,566 That's it. 354 00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:20,501 Oh, my God. 355 00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:23,571 You saved me. Thank you so much. 356 00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,840 You're welcome. 357 00:17:25,842 --> 00:17:27,546 And I'm sorry it took me so long 358 00:17:27,552 --> 00:17:29,410 to realize the right thing to do. 359 00:17:29,412 --> 00:17:32,181 Oh, my God! 360 00:17:32,187 --> 00:17:36,022 Oh, Albert Anderson! Yeah! 361 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,123 And I was really struggling 362 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,637 with the right words to say today, 363 00:17:46,596 --> 00:17:49,497 but then I remembered that a picture 364 00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,170 is worth a thousand words, 365 00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:53,087 and thanks to Facebook, 366 00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:55,252 Instagram, and Snapchat, 367 00:17:56,072 --> 00:17:57,885 I've realized I had everything I needed... 368 00:17:57,891 --> 00:17:59,707 Well, almost everything. 369 00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:02,843 I had a bit of a glitch with my phone earlier today, 370 00:18:02,845 --> 00:18:05,679 and I freaked out on some people in India for a while. 371 00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:08,808 But, um... 372 00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:11,252 Even though, uh, 373 00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:14,855 I was being a jerk, they helped me. 374 00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:18,058 And thanks to one very nice gentleman, 375 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,416 I give you... 376 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:22,059 My grandmother. 377 00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:24,932 She was like no other. 378 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:32,039 ♪ My grandmother was like no other ♪ 379 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,175 ♪ Too bad you didn't meet her ♪ 380 00:18:34,177 --> 00:18:36,911 ♪ Every day at 3:00, she'd have G and T ♪ 381 00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:39,313 ♪ At bridge you could not beat her ♪ 382 00:18:39,315 --> 00:18:41,916 ♪ Christmastime she'd end up crying ♪ 383 00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:45,219 ♪ Listening to Chevalier ♪ 384 00:18:45,221 --> 00:18:47,688 ♪ And I got 10 bucks and a card each year ♪ 385 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:50,691 ♪ In September for my birthday ♪ 386 00:18:53,996 --> 00:18:56,530 ♪ My grandmother didn't much bother ♪ 387 00:18:56,532 --> 00:18:58,465 ♪ Too much about being a granny ♪ 388 00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:01,569 ♪ She didn't bake or knit, she didn't give a shit ♪ 389 00:19:01,571 --> 00:19:03,704 ♪ Us kids called her nanny ♪ 390 00:19:03,706 --> 00:19:06,507 ♪ In the summertime, we'd visit her ♪ 391 00:19:06,509 --> 00:19:10,010 ♪ Take the train to Rhode Island ♪ 392 00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:12,079 ♪ Westerly all east taxi ♪ 393 00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,982 ♪ Would pick us up and we'd all pile in ♪ 394 00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:20,988 ♪ My grandmother, my sister, and my brother ♪ 395 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,090 ♪ And me all went to the ocean ♪ 396 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:25,926 ♪ In her cabana there in a big beach chair ♪ 397 00:19:25,928 --> 00:19:28,095 ♪ She'd survey our commotion ♪ 398 00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:30,598 ♪ At the yacht club, we'd get our grub ♪ 399 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,401 ♪ We had grinders and grape sodas ♪ 400 00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,770 ♪ What a dream... Popcorn, ice cream ♪ 401 00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:39,306 ♪ Two weeks, no junk-food quotas ♪ 402 00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:45,145 ♪ My grandmother would light up another ♪ 403 00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:47,915 ♪ You know that cough of hers was chronic ♪ 404 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:50,184 ♪ She didn't drink wine, but she was just fine ♪ 405 00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:52,953 ♪ With a nice tall gin and tonic ♪ 406 00:19:52,955 --> 00:19:55,422 - _ - ♪ Nanny had opinions ♪ 407 00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:58,893 ♪ Nanny wasn't prissy ♪ 408 00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,161 ♪ She took us in despite our sins ♪ 409 00:20:01,163 --> 00:20:03,831 ♪ Gave us cover when things got tricky ♪ 410 00:20:07,403 --> 00:20:10,070 ♪ My grandmother was like no other ♪ 411 00:20:10,072 --> 00:20:12,172 ♪ Too bad you didn't meet her ♪ 412 00:20:12,174 --> 00:20:14,775 ♪ Every day at 3:00, she'd have G and T ♪ 413 00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:17,278 ♪ At bridge you could not beat her ♪ 414 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,880 ♪ Christmastime she'd end up crying ♪ 415 00:20:19,882 --> 00:20:23,183 ♪ Listening to Maurice Chevalier ♪ 416 00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:25,753 ♪ And I got 10 bucks and a card each year ♪ 417 00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:27,588 ♪ In September for my birthday ♪ 418 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:30,424 - Nikki wants you to have the baby. - What? 419 00:20:30,426 --> 00:20:32,276 Yeah, she told Tommy you were the father. 420 00:20:32,282 --> 00:20:33,691 They had a huge fight. 421 00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:37,132 Oh, no. Is Tommy pissed? He's pissed, isn't he? 422 00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,679 Furious! You gotta leave town. 423 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:40,051 With the baby? 424 00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:41,663 I don't know anything about babies. 425 00:20:41,665 --> 00:20:43,398 Don't worry. I'm gonna help you. 426 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,066 Look, God doesn't give out breasts like these 427 00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,901 without some natural mothering instincts. 428 00:20:46,903 --> 00:20:48,169 We... We have to leave right now? 429 00:20:48,171 --> 00:20:49,504 Can I at least say goodbye to Eddie? 430 00:20:49,506 --> 00:20:50,905 No. We don't have time. 431 00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:52,273 Besides, I think I heard him say 432 00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:53,842 something about leaving town himself. 433 00:20:53,844 --> 00:20:56,845 He didn't say goodbye to you. So rude. 434 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:06,063 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 32407

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