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Will you marry me?
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You can still love and support
each other and be on a break.
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Only a lesbian would say that.
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I googled that guy you're living with.
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Yeah, what do you think?
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You should move in with me.
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God, you're so great.
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But you're my student.
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I think it's something that
we should leave unexplored.
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I think you're right when
you say this can't work.
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Absolutely nothing is changing.
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While we're not feeling
so compatible romantically,
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we're feeling incredibly
compatible professionally.
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I have not done this before.
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I've only had sex with women.
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Fuck.
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Don't you just love it here?
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I mean, everything is so fresh
and cheap and I'm so charmed
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by all of the...
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Black people?
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... vendors.
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Look, I don't know your life
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but you're not going to
eat all those plantains.
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They are going to go off.
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And this market, plus your
white man orientalist fetish,
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is the reason why the spice cabinet
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is such a fucking mess.
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Hm.
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So, you're still seeing that girl, huh?
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Looks like it.
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Can I get your honest
opinion about something?
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Shoot.
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Yay or nay?
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Holy...
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Sorry, that took me by surprise.
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That is a healthy amount of hair.
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You think I should shave it?
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No, your body, your choice.
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I want your honest opinion.
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Definitely lose the hair.
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I mean, I'm sorry, no contest.
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How did you let that get so out of hand?
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I don't know.
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I'm Middle Eastern.
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I haven't shaved in 14 years.
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Girls like it. Don't shave.
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But it shouldn't be about
what girls like, right?
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It should be about what I like.
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Well, what do you like?
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I have no fucking clue.
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Take these bags home.
I've got to go to work.
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Do you think Sadie and
Hye Me are a couple?
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Probably just a one night thing.
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For the first time in my life
I have the moral high ground
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and I can't say shit and milk it,
just because I broke into the flat
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and spat gum in Hye Me's hair.
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A pile of poop and a
smile is passe, right?
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She rejected you.
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She hasn't rejected me.
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She just asked me to
be her thesis advisor.
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Yeah, I know, you're right, thesis
advisor is the next logical step
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in any adult relationship right
after au pair and scout leader.
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She's Argentinian.
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Professional and social
hierarchies are not the same there.
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Like, there isn't this teacher
versus student identity.
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You don't get it.
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No, you're right. I don't get it.
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Goodbye, Gabe.
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Where is everybody?
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Greg couldn't make it in.
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His sister has got
concussion and apparently
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that requires his expertise.
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Jesse is at a wedding.
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And Matt, I don't know, he's
living so far up his own arse
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that he's possibly still commuting in.
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At least Ruby has had a solid
two hours working on that
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Hillary Clinton graphic for her blog.
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Doesn't seem to care that
we've only got a month
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until the launch.
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Sadie, would you like
me to type up your notes
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for the pitch on Wednesday?
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Yes, I'd find that
really helpful, thank you.
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Yeah, I bet you would.
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- Sorry?
- Nothing.
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And Ruby wants a meeting.
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I can't do it.
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I can't talk about her blog any more.
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I'll make an excuse.
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Thanks.
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Right, I'm done.
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I'll see you Monday.
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Yeah, I'll see you Monday.
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It's OK.
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I've got you.
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She's your student.
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Well, she's incredibly bright.
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I feel like I'm deep into the second
act of my life and I haven't found
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my leading lady.
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I don't want her to be
the one that got away.
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You know, we've said some really
stupid things over the course
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of our lives but that
might just be the stupidest.
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Where is this coming from, love?
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I don't know. It's just,
she has this way of making it
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so I'm always one step behind.
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Because she rejected you?
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No, she hasn't rejected me.
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She's interested. I just
don't know how interested.
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I don't know how to describe it.
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You know, I just kind of feel
like if the 22-year-old me
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could see me now he'd be like,
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lock it down, put a ring on it,
that's the woman of your dreams.
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OK, yeah.
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But why are you still thinking
about what that idiot wants?
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Do you want to sit down?
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Yes, please.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me, ma'am?
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Do you want a seat?
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No, it's fine.
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God.
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I appreciate that you came
all the way here to deliver
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this shirt, but you are an asshole
for making me look like this.
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It was the only fun going out top I saw.
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It was in the bag with all the shit
I was taking to the charity shop.
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You look retarded.
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Jen, it was about 10 or
15 years ago it was decided
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that the R word is no longer in play.
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Two of my cousins are
retarded and I can tell you now
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they would not be offended.
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They've got bigger shit to deal with.
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Fuck me, that was powerful.
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Yeah.
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It takes a few rounds to
hit you, but when it does,
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it's heartbreaking.
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OK, so don't look now, to my
right there are these two girls,
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I think the one on
the left was in Skins.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Is that your ex?
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Oh, my God. They told her to cut
her hair because you put gum in it.
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Stop staring.
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I normally hate girls when
they cut their hair short
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but actually she looks incredible.
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Hi.
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Hey, Dennis.
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This is Gabe.
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My roommate.
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Lovely to meet you.
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Gabe, Hye Me.
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Hello, Hye Me.
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Hi.
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Are you a couple?
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I need a piss.
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This is really awkward.
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God, I hate millennials
overuse of the word awkward.
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This isn't awkward, it's unprofessional.
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Just kidding!
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Technically you're a millennial.
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Technically you're a statutory
rapist for what you're doing
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- with your student.
- Is something bothering you?
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No, nothing is bothering me.
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God, I can't get over how
great your outfit is, Hye Me.
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Thank you.
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It's funny, they say a good
model is a blank canvas,
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and you are like a
blank canvas of a person.
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Leila.
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And by that I mean that
everything looks good on you.
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Thank you.
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Does anybody want a beer?
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Yes, God, yes.
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I'll join you.
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I can't get over how pretty and well
dressed and slender you both are.
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Almost absurdly slender. You'd think
your hip bones must really smack
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together in an uncomfortable way.
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You left me.
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I asked for a break.
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Thank you.
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I really love that top.
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That is really fucking mature.
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Thank you so much.
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You're welcome.
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Tania, Hye Me, how hot is she?
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Hello, Tania.
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Hi, Sadie.
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Dance with me, Gabe.
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Fuck this.
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It's your loss.
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Stop.
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Sit.
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I came here to see you.
These ain't my people.
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Except for her.
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She could be my people.
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Beth has news. Tell them.
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Katie has gone home for the
weekend to come out to her parents.
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Shit, that moved fast.
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You should be careful, Beth.
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It is very easy to fall
in love with a woman.
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I don't know if I should
be offended or not.
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Katie's been with men only, right?
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And men are a much tougher nut to crack.
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If I'm to believe anything
I've learned from living
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with this slut and watching
six seasons of Sex And The City.
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Yeah, yeah, no, we're the worst.
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Thanks for brining your boyfriend.
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Girls are easier.
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You know, it's easier to
fall in love with a woman.
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I don't think that's the case here.
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Cool.
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Great.
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I am genuinely happy to hear that.
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Mazel tov.
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Let's have a party.
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It will be her debut.
Where shall we have it?
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What about Hampstead
Ponds? It's lesbian Mecca.
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It's too cold for the pond.
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Superstore.
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- I hate that place. It's full of gay guys.
- There's nowhere to go.
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This is why we need a
space exclusively for women.
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Yeah.
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Fuck inclusivity.
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I want one space that makes me
feel the way my brothers feel
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when they walk into Wetherspoons.
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Leila, ignore them.
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Does anyone know the
girl with the shaved head?
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She's married to Holly.
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You know, the best way
to get over somebody
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is to get under somebody else.
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You depress me.
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Jon-Criss, perfect timing.
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Ladies, this is Jon-Criss,
and now that he's here
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we can all make our way
to the next location.
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No.
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This place is clearly toxic, so why
don't we all go to a bar in Soho?
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It's really fun in groups.
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Maybe it would be interesting
on an anthropological level.
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No.
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No, you're right, we are not going.
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Yes, we are.
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That's a yes.
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Hold the Line By Toto
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♪ It's not in the way ♪
♪ That you hold me ♪
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♪ It's not in the way ♪
♪ You say you care ♪
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♪ It's not in the way you've been ♪
♪ Treating my friends... ♪
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Check it out.
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Hey, you look like my sister.
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Sometimes I like to masturbate
over a picture of her.
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Oh, my God, you're so
cute, you remind me so much
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of Ed Sheeran in your little vest.
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I've not cummed on your face...
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No, I can't do this any more.
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I'm just going to go
and text shaved head.
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Fair enough.
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Later.
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Have a good night.
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Holy shit.
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She's here.
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That's Francisca.
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Let's get fucked up.
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I'm going to go and have a dance.
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Two gin and tonics, please.
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So, if you were straight,
who would you go for?
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Apart from me?
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Well, if I can't have you, Gabe, I
might as well fucking kill myself.
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I don't know.
265
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,300
I feel like with all these
guys if you took their pants
266
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:11,900
off you'd find a smooth mound
instead of a dick like a Ken doll.
267
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,740
I don't know, that guy's
cute with the beard.
268
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:17,780
Hm.
269
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,700
I'm not going to lie, I was not
expecting that from Jon-Criss.
270
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,740
Yeah.
271
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,660
He's an enigma.
272
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:34,060
It's nice if I bring these
drinks to Francisca, right?
273
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,860
I'm doubting she asked for them.
274
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,220
Well, not verbally.
275
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:39,580
Whatever, it's no big deal.
276
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,020
I'm going to say hi.
277
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:08,940
Do you smoke?
278
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:09,980
Yeah.
279
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,820
Look, I just need a piss, yeah?
280
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:15,860
OK.
281
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,420
Could you roll it for me?
282
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,820
I'm a terrible roller.
283
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,100
Sure, it's no problem.
284
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,260
Thanks.
285
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,220
Can I, um?
286
00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:13,140
Can I ask you a question?
287
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,180
Yeah.
288
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,060
Are you actually a smoker?
289
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,380
Not at all.
290
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,580
How long were you planning
on keeping this up?
291
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:27,980
I was thinking I'd quit
after our first-born.
292
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,140
Wow!
293
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:32,300
Well, I'm impressed with
your level of commitment.
294
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:35,020
Yeah, don't worry, I was going
to poke holes in my condom tonight
295
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:38,700
because, you know, smoking
can really fuck up your lungs.
296
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:40,452
You know, that's actually
not very funny though
297
00:17:40,453 --> 00:17:43,140
because girls actually do that.
298
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:46,020
Like, it happened to my
mate Joe and it's a bit messy
299
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,620
and he's still paying.
300
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,980
It's not very funny, all right?
301
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,660
Yeah, I know, sorry.
302
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,140
That sucks for your friend.
303
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:58,580
Is...
304
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,180
... is that Chris?
305
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,860
I don't know if that's Chris.
306
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,460
Shig head!
307
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,660
It's my mate, Chris.
308
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:10,660
We went zorbing together once on
his stag do, but we told him not
309
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,220
to put water inside so he just
came out with fucking shit loads
310
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,980
of friction burns all over him.
311
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,020
Fucking total bants.
312
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,420
Chris?
313
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,260
Hey, come here, brother!
314
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,380
How are you, man?
315
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,500
You look good, bro.
316
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:26,220
Thanks, man.
317
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:31,140
Not too much, bro. Just working,
same old shit, you know what I mean?
318
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,260
Catch you later.
319
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:45,380
So how's it going with Hye Me?
320
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:47,611
Well, she spent the best part of an hour
321
00:18:47,612 --> 00:18:49,620
describing her dreams
to me this morning.
322
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,460
Right.
323
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,420
So that's where it's going.
324
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,900
She's lovely but I don't know.
325
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,180
Do you think Leila's OK?
326
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:07,260
If you wanted to make her
jealous, I think you've succeeded.
327
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,460
♪ Baby ♪
328
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,820
♪ I think tonight ♪
329
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,460
♪ We can take what was wrong... ♪
330
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,540
Leila?
331
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:21,460
Have you seen these fucking things?
Look, it's as big as my head.
332
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,460
What's wrong?
333
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,460
I...
334
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,500
... I shouldn't have left Sadie.
335
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:34,060
Don't be sad.
336
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,820
I've made a really big mistake.
337
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,700
No, you're going to be OK.
338
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,620
Will you sway with me?
339
00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:45,700
♪ Need you so... ♪
340
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,060
Soothing, isn't it?
341
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,460
♪ Take ♪
342
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,980
♪ These broken wings... ♪
343
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,540
There we go.
344
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:57,060
♪ And learn to live so free... ♪
345
00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:00,140
You like dancing, I know you do.
346
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,500
♪ Sylvia ♪
347
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:16,260
♪ Yes, Mickey ♪
348
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,260
♪ How do you call your lover boy? ♪
349
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,020
♪ Come here, lover boy. ♪
350
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,940
♪ And if he doesn't answer? ♪
351
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,700
♪ Oh, lover boy. ♪
352
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,060
♪ And if he still doesn't answer? ♪
353
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,420
♪ I simply say ♪
354
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,580
♪ Baby ♪
355
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:35,020
♪ Oh baby ♪
356
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:38,940
♪ My sweet baby ♪
357
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,260
♪ You're the one... ♪
358
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:46,020
Francisca.
359
00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:49,300
She looks like the type
that likes to be dominated.
360
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:50,820
What?
361
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:54,580
The underaged South American,
if I wanted to get with her,
362
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,740
I'd pretend to have a plan.
363
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:58,060
She's 22.
364
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:22,300
The people from work are having a party.
365
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:24,140
Who's going to be there?
366
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:25,420
People from work.
367
00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:26,540
Where do you work?
368
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:28,260
Dirt.
369
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,740
Is that that salon where they
get super mean and judgmental
370
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:33,580
just cos you gave yourself a hair
cut with kitchen scissors one night
371
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,940
when you were drunk?
372
00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,020
Probably.
373
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,220
No, never been.
374
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:38,596
Is it going to be like a big party?
375
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:39,860
Erm, I don't know.
376
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:43,340
I see. Francisca, are
you interested in... ?
377
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:44,580
No.
378
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:45,780
OK, then. No.
379
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:49,100
Will you text me if it's a great party?
380
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:50,660
No.
381
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,500
Are you going?
382
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:55,900
Well, if I go home, it will
definitely have been a shit night.
383
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:02,060
Sarah?
384
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,100
Do you think they intuitively
know how to look like they are
385
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:13,340
in a magazine layout, or was
this staged before we got here?
386
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,580
- Hey.
- Hey.
387
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,460
At least Gabe isn't missing out.
388
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:40,140
Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we
took a load of photos and sent them
389
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:43,580
to Gabe and made it look like we
were having the time of our lives?
390
00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:48,660
That's genius.
391
00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:18,700
All right, one, two, three...
392
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:25,620
This is such a stupid idea.
393
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:28,020
Well, it will be worth it.
394
00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:45,620
I used to be obsessed with Tom
Petty when I was a little girl,
395
00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:49,820
but then I would fall asleep at
night thinking about Pamela Anderson
396
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,500
playing beach volleyball.
397
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:57,060
My mother thought I was gay,
but I'm pretty sure I fancied
398
00:23:57,100 --> 00:24:00,540
my secondary school history teacher.
399
00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:05,140
I carved him these wooden bookends
and painted on his favourite quotes.
400
00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:08,050
Yeah, it wasn't until he was opening it
401
00:24:08,051 --> 00:24:12,700
that I realised what an
intense present it was.
402
00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:13,820
Oh, no.
403
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:20,700
Sometimes I think if a guy had
swept me off my feet the way
404
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:23,940
that girl did in my support
group for cutters when I was 19,
405
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:26,380
that maybe I'd have been straight.
406
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:31,430
You can't date women all
the way through your 20s
407
00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:33,820
and not be somewhat gay.
408
00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:34,860
Yeah, I know.
409
00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:39,580
I am definitely
attracted to women, but...
410
00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:42,580
... like maybe I would have gone
the path of least resistance.
411
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,315
Coming out to my parents was hands down
412
00:24:46,316 --> 00:24:48,150
the worst thing I've ever had to do.
413
00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:51,020
They're from Iran.
414
00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:52,060
It was awful.
415
00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:58,260
I don't think I would have put
my family through that if I felt
416
00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,780
I had another option.
417
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,340
Were you in love with your ex?
418
00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:05,380
Yeah.
419
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,740
The first time she kissed me
I thought my heart was going
420
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,580
to explode out of my chest.
421
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:15,660
Well, then, it was worth it.
422
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,820
Yeah.
423
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:21,860
Good point.
424
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,940
Ooh.
425
00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:28,260
Oh, he's left a voice mail.
426
00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:29,420
Play it, play it.
427
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,860
In 20 years, you'll look back
on this life and you'll think,
428
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,660
"That was one of the
best nights of my life.
429
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:37,900
That was my youth."
430
00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:17,660
I want you inside me.
431
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:22,300
Have you done this before?
432
00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:23,340
No.
433
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:27,020
Do you have a condom?
434
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,700
Erm...
435
00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:30,220
... no.
436
00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:39,700
Uh-huh...
437
00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:40,780
Check the date.
438
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,540
Yep, we're good.
439
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:45,820
OK.
440
00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:22,460
Is this OK?
441
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,420
Yeah, it's good.
442
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:26,060
Erm...
443
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,540
... are you bleeding?
444
00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:32,580
No.
445
00:27:32,620 --> 00:27:34,620
I'm not bleeding.
446
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:44,620
What's so funny, what?
447
00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:50,030
I just thought that it
would be so different.
448
00:27:50,031 --> 00:27:54,340
I thought sex with a man would
be so different and it's not.
449
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:12,000
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