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Hello.
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I am so sorry. I have the wrong room.
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No, it's fine. Come in.
- I completely apologize.
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No, please! Please, I insist. Come in.
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Really?
- Wow! Please come in.
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Wh... Please! You should
come inside. Come inside.
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Don't be shy. What a surprise.
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It's nice to have company.
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This is the right room. I promise you.
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Come on in.
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I'm Rosie. Hi.
- Come on in! Hey!
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I'm Erol.
- OK. Nice to meet you. Um...
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Make yourself comfortable.
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I haven't seen anyone for days.
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This is a nice room,
this is much bigger...
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How much are you paying per night?
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My room's like half this size.
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I live here, actually. Yeah.
- You live here? Cool. OK.
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Yeah, shut the door.
- Yeah, I'm just worried,
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I meant to find... We're staying in 217.
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The hallway is really... funny, and I...
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Shut the door. That's fine.
- But anyway, yeah.
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Yeah, it's tricky. But you're here now,
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and that's all that matters.
- Yeah.
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Well, gee, what a nice surprise.
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Are you an artist? Look at that!
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I tell you what, it's a little...
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Why don't you make yourself comfortable?
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Get out of that, um...
- Get out of this...?
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This... This thing.
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It's a little warm in
here. Take that off.
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I guess it is kind of warm.
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Um, OK.
- Yeah.
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That's nice. That's very nice.
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Yeah. That's good.
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Yeah, just throw it...
just toss it anywhere.
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Great, great, great.
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So, yeah, um...
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j-just...
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make yourself comfortable.
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You've seen me, I'm in my underwear.
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You should take that skirt off.
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You know, get yourself
in your... underwear.
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Yeah.
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That's... that's nice. Wow.
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Nice legs. You a dancer?
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Ballerina? Something?
With legs like that.
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Very nice.
- I just don't know if I should do this,
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'cause my husband is in the room, like,
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four rows down,
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and I have a kid, and
she's got a fever...
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Don't talk about a husband and kid.
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Just be anonymous.
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I don't want to know any
backstory or anything like that.
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Just keep it physical. That
was great, what you...
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I think she's a real person.
She's a real backstory.
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Be primal.
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Don't talk.
- Is that what you want?
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Want a little primal
woman just roll in here?
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OK, great. I got it.
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Gimme a second!
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Meow.
- What's this?
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It seems that a weird feral...
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kitty has wandered into my room.
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A rabid kitty, it seems like.
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It's a pretty kitty.
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Beautiful.
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That's nice.
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That's nice. Yeah, that's nice.
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Yeah, wait a second.
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No, no, don't do that. Don't
do the meowing thing.
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That's, it's taking me
out of it a little bit.
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I'm a cat.
- I like that you're being primal,
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I like that you're being a kitty,
but don't talk... you know that.
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But here's the thing.
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It's the meowing is kinda
taking me out of it.
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Do you want to do it?
Maybe it's your turn.
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I'm not gonna do this.
- I'm done. It's your turn.
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You know, I just don't know what...
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My God, I'm in the...
Sorry, I'm in the wrong room.
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No, I think you're in the right room.
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No, come in. Please.
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I shouldn't.
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I think you should.
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Really?
- Yeah.
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I have this guitar right here,
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and I just need somebody
to play it for me.
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This guitar?
- Yeah. Do you think...
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Do you play guitar?
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Actually, I play a little guitar.
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Really?
- A pluck. Just a little.
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Yeah.
- Wow, you're so innocent and shy.
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Do you like guitar?
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Um, I do. Wow, that's very sexy.
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What happens when someone
plays the guitar?
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Well? What happens?
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I mean, all kinds
of things can happen.
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Well, let me just take this off.
- Wow.
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My God.
- What's under there?
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Actually,
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this does not feel good.
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I'm a little rusty. I haven't
been playing much lately,
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but I'll give it my...
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Yeah, thanks, stranger.
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And make a baby!
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Hi, baby.
- Hello!
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Um, I'm Erol, I'm your...
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if everything goes well, I'm
gonna be your father, and...
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And I'm Rosie, I'm gon... I'm your mom.
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Right now, it's December 18th, 2018,
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and I know you're out in heaven,
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hanging out with the spirits,
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but we're really excited
for you to come down
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through all of the celestial orbits
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and join me and my ovaries,
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and your dad tonight
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is going to use the sperm
inside of his... penis to...
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Testicles. First in my testicles.
- Is it?
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It will shoot out of my penis.
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Anyway, and then it's
gonna come into me,
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and you're gonna be formed.
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And that's the important thing you said,
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which is, um, where the sperm resides,
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not in the celestial heavens,
but in my testicles,
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which are a sac of two testes.
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It's a little more
magical than just that,
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because you have a soul,
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and we know that souls come from God,
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and that's... God is
inside of all of us.
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Which is part of the reason I
don't believe, really, in God,
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because if God's inside of us,
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I don't really believe in myself,
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so it's hard to believe in
a God of the kingdom of...
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It's a joke. That's...
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You don't believe in anything.
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Look at your mother.
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She's so fucking beautiful!
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What is she doing with me?
That's the big mystery here.
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No.
- You know?
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You're a wildly charismatic
and strange...
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and mysterious human being.
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Anyway,
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we are going to make you now.
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What's that?
- We can put it down and just get to it.
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No, let's set the camera
on the bed there,
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and then we'll shoot the
act of the conception,
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that's the plan. Right?
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To shoot the... the actual...
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I don't think we need
to make a porn video.
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We're just making, like, a loving...
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I thought this was just like foreplay.
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No, it won't be a porn movie,
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I'm not gonna show anything
like penetration...
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We got this motel for a conception.
- Hold on a second. Let's...
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I thought that was the point of this.
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You said that I could do this.
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You said that we could shoot,
like, make... document...
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You know when I say I have a boundary,
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and then you cross the boundary,
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and then I say, "You just
crossed my boundary"?
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You're crossing my boundary.
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Baby.
- You feel good.
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OK, so when you cum,
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you just have to stay
inside me for a little bit
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so that the semen doesn't
all fall out of me. OK?
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Yeah, I got it.
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And I'm gonna put my
legs up against the wall
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for like an hour and a
half, just so you know.
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Yeah, I got you. Baby, you feel so good.
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And just really thrust when you cum,
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so it goes into my cervix.
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I got it. I got it. I understand.
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Are you ready?
- I'm gonna cum.
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Yeah! I love you so...
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My God! You are filming!
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No, I'm not.
- You're filming!
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My God, put that down.
- I'm so close.
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Get off me. Get off me.
- I'm just shooting a part of it.
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You knew we were gonna...
we were shooting a video...
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You never respect anybody's boundaries.
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Do you wanna do this
or not? I'm so close.
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My God.
- It's not about boundaries.
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Let go of me!
- The idea was to shoot the special night.
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Baby, please?
- Get off.
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Listen, baby, I'm sorry, OK?
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Put that away. Will
you just put it away?
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Why?
- You're so beautiful.
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It's a nice document
to have, like when...
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I won't shoot anything
if you don't want me to.
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I thought the idea was we're
gonna shoot the special night...
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and preserve it, to, like,
our actual conception
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of a baby that we're doing together.
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I want to do what Richard Linklater did,
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and take it even further,
you know what I mean,
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with "Boyhood."
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Well, Richard Linklater
is an actual artist.
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Thanks. I mean, I mean...
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You know what? Nothing
makes me feel better
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than trying to ruin your self-esteem.
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I don't need you for that.
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OK. Baby, I...
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I sometimes acquiesce to your
father's strange desires,
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and, um, it's not always
a smart move on my part,
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but, it appears
to be what's happening.
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So get the fuck over here
and let's make a baby.
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You know, um...
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Aw, you smell like coffee. It's nice.
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Really? Yeah? Is
it nice? That's good.
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I love you. I'm really
excited about this.
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Me too.
- Really excited.
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OK. Well, if everything goes well,
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we'll see ya in nine months,
I guess, all right?
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I love you.
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I'm gonna cum.
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Yeah?
- I'm gonna cum.
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I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum.
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I'm coming!!
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God!
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God.
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My God.
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God, that felt so good.
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Love you.
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Do you?
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I'm sorry.
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I did, I'm...
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I...
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That was an accident.
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OK?
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You said you weren't going to do that.
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I swear to God, it was an
accident. It slipped out.
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You wanna watch "Frasier"?
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Where's the remote control?
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I just had one here before.
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Baby, it was an accident.
I'm sorry. Seriously.
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We'll try again later.
- You pulled out.
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Rosie.
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Don't look at me like that.
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What are you doing?
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I'm just checking out to see
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if we're gonna make a documentary,
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it should be about the
whole kit-and-kaboodle,
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the whole evening.
- You can turn that off now,
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because we're doing the conception thing
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and we'll try it again later.
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Is that what we're gonna do?
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We're gonna do the conception thing?
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Later.
- OK.
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I'm gonna take a shower, actually.
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Erol, do you want kids?
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Have you seen the Pert Plus?
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It's not in the shower.
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Hey, Rosie. Turn that off.
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Watch TV.
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Remote control.
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These fuckin' things. You can't
turn these thing on anymore
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00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:28,320
without a remote control.
257
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Ridiculous.
258
00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:33,250
Erol, do you want kids?
259
00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:37,080
I just wanna know where
the remote control is.
260
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:40,510
Are you ready to have kids?
261
00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,220
Yeah.
262
00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,260
OK, fine. You know what?
263
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,280
If you're ready to have kids,
264
00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:48,340
then I'm just gonna take your own sperm
265
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,460
and stick it right in my fucking cunt.
266
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,060
I'm gonna stick your
sperm right in here.
267
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,460
Don't do that.
- Yeah. No, no, no.
268
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,100
You can't get pregnant that way anyway.
269
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,140
Do you know how you can get pregnant?
270
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,400
This is exactly how
you can get pregnant.
271
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,230
You stick the sperm into your vagina.
272
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,500
That's how it works.
- That's very unhygienic.
273
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,540
We actually told our unborn Victoria.
274
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,370
Don't do that. Stop doing that.
- No. Hey. Gimme...
275
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,540
Stop doing it! Seriously.
That's not, like, healthy.
276
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,260
Go, like, flush it out.
277
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,060
If you get pregnant that way,
278
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the baby's gonna be diseased.
279
00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:18,650
Go flush it out... in the bathroom.
280
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,350
Just go do that. Flush it out. OK?
281
00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:24,850
Wash it out.
282
00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:37,180
Get away from me.
- Go wash yourself.
283
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,170
Go wash yourself. OK?
284
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:41,670
You don't want kids at all.
285
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,610
I don't know what to tell you, babe.
286
00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,560
I've already said it.
I've already told you.
287
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:54,980
It was an accident. Drop it, OK?
288
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,800
I mean... Please, look at me.
289
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,420
No.
290
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,800
What? You're... OK?
291
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,500
You are a fucking coward.
292
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,560
What are you doing?
293
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:08,700
I'm leaving. I'm just leaving.
294
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,940
I don't want to be here anymore.
295
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:10,970
I don't want to be around you,
296
00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:13,300
I don't even want to even look at you.
297
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,340
Rosie, will you please...
298
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,180
You're being ridiculous.
299
00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:20,150
To your unborn baby: You need
to know this about your mom.
300
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,980
She's been very patient.
- She's very histrionic
301
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,960
if she doesn't get what she
wants when she wants it.
302
00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:26,750
Give me this.
- What are you...
303
00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:28,160
You're packing?
- I'm packing.
304
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:30,220
Are we on "Days of our Lives"?
305
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,660
What is this, a soap opera?
- Yeah. You know what?
306
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,490
Is that what...
- You already said that you were ready!
307
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:39,900
Hey, that hurts!
- Two years ago! Two years!
308
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,170
You know what else hurts?
Lies! Long-term lies!
309
00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:46,160
Hey, unborn baby, this is what
you got to look forward to, OK?
310
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,380
Imagine this...
- This is marriage!
311
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,310
This is as good as it fucking gets!
312
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,500
You're in your bedroom...
- I know! I've been in other relationships,
313
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,040
and they're all fucking terrible!
314
00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:54,900
This is pretty much normal.
315
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,140
This is better than normal, actually.
316
00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:59,900
That's your mom there. You're
gonna come into this world,
317
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,520
and that's what you have to deal with.
- Long-term lies!
318
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,300
And I don't just want to leave him now;
319
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,480
I've wanted to leave him for so long.
320
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,020
I have so many backup plans.
321
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,180
I have a backup plan for the
backup plan for the backup plan.
322
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,760
There's the guy at Starbucks
323
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,140
who's really nice and kind of flirts
324
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,900
every time I give him an
extra 50 fucking cents
325
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,430
on his tips,
326
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,840
or my friend Mikhaila, I
mean, she's a lesbian,
327
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:21,320
I could be a lesbian, I'm totally
interested in being a lesbian,
328
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,700
that would be so much better than this,
329
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,970
and I would raise my frickin'
babies on a farm, with goats!
330
00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:29,450
That'd be kids, you know
what I mean? Kids and kids.
331
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,950
Kids are goat babies. Sheep
doesn't enter into it.
332
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:35,700
You're gonna be crazy?
- Crazy? I'm crazy? Yeah.
333
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,020
No, you ruined my chances of having kids
334
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,960
while I'm a fertile human being!
335
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,120
I'm not crazy. I feel sane, actually.
336
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:44,720
For the first time in our whole
relationship, I feel sane.
337
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:46,640
I'm saying what I think, which is that
338
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:49,480
you are the most manipulative bastard
339
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:50,840
on the history of the planet.
340
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:53,800
Actually, you might
just be as manipulative
341
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,480
as every other human on the planet,
342
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,500
as every other male human,
343
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,670
because you're all so cruel.
344
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:03,810
Yeah.
345
00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:06,500
Yeah.
346
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,880
Great.
347
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:11,000
Did you get it all out of your system?
348
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,350
You feeling better now?
349
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:18,680
I just really want to have a kid.
350
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,160
At the end of the day,
351
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:23,300
there are other rooms, right?
352
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,970
Other days.
353
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,970
I already waited though
all the other days.
354
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,310
I'm gonna sing you a
little tune as you leave.
355
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:40,810
That's great, take the
Doritos. That's great.
356
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,360
What is it? Why are you
looking at me like that?!
357
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:47,240
This is absurd! We'll do it
again in a little while!
358
00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:59,260
I'm getting on my knees.
Seriously, I love you so much.
359
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,540
Please, no. You can't go.
360
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,840
Please. I'm begging you.
361
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:05,000
I'm ready. Seriously.
362
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,860
You cannot leave. Don't leave.
363
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,640
Get out of the way, Erol.
Get out of the way.
364
00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,340
Seriously. You're gonna come back.
- Get out of the way.
365
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,010
You're coming back.
- No, I'm not coming back.
366
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,820
Rosie. Rosie.
- I don't... This fucking thing.
367
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,720
Please don't leave. OK, I'm sorry.
368
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,020
Leave me alone. Just leave me alone.
369
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,240
I'm sorry. Listen, I'm sorry.
370
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:24,820
You're not sorry. You are not sorry.
371
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,980
Get out of the way.
372
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,620
I do love you, Erol, I really do.
373
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,200
I just... hate you.
374
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,820
So you don't love me, basically?
375
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,200
Is that what you're saying? Never did?
376
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,860
I just wish I never had.
377
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:37,830
I forgot my phone. Can
I have it, please?
378
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,060
Thank you.
- I'm not ready.
379
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:47,640
I'm sorry, I'm not. I'm not ready.
380
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:51,010
OK? I want to be.
381
00:18:51,110 --> 00:18:53,740
I want to be.
382
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,520
And you're so excited,
383
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,080
and I know you want to have a baby,
384
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,060
and I look at you and I... and I...
385
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,500
I want to be excited
too, but I'm terrified,
386
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,540
and I just know, I just know...
387
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,180
I'm know I'm gonna be a bad
father and I'm gonna lose you
388
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,640
and I'd rather...
389
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,360
I don't wanna...
390
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,530
I'm just not ready. I
don't... I don't know.
391
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,800
Besides that, I don't...
392
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,370
I'm sorry. OK?
393
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,620
I just feel really alone.
394
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:48,340
I want to do this so much.
395
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:51,600
I don't wanna do it by myself.
396
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:07,720
Erol, and I don't want to have
just any kid in the world.
397
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,780
I really wanted to have your kid.
398
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:17,340
God. God.
399
00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:49,910
911, what's your emergency?
400
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,990
I'm scared.
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