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What the fuck?
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Wait a minute.
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Hold on. No, no no. No, no, no, no.
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Yes.
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Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
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Hello? Hello?
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Damn it!
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Yeah. Come on, P-man.
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Don't let me down, bro.
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You have reached
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the voicemail box of...
- Come on.
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I'm Arnold,
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and I hate going out because
no one understands me
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and I should just stay at
home and be alone forever.
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Shit, Arnold! I guess
you were wrong?
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Are you still with her?
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I want deets, OK?
- "Her"?
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P-Dawg out!
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All right. "her."
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Who's "her"? Start at the beginning.
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And where we go, where we...
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Come on, man, what's the
last thing you remember?
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Wait.
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Right. Hah!
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Right! OK. It was Saturday.
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Yeah, it was Saturday.
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Where was I, though? I was,
I was at home...
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Aw, come on, Arnold. That's right!
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Alone.
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He said...
- Hey, Arnold!
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God!
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"For at least one beer."
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Right. Yeah, and I was like,
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"It's gonna be crowded and loud
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and I don't do well in
places like that, man,"
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and then P-Dawg started complaining
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and saying how I bailed on him last time
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and the time before that and
then the time before that,
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and then he said if I
bailed on him this time,
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he'd be really butt-hurt,
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and then he started using
that whiney voice that I hate
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and I was like, "Dude, OK, shut up."
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Shut up, I'll go. I'll go!"
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Well...
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God!
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In the yellow jacket.
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But then she put on Dante
Dupre's "Sorry Not Sorry,"
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which is like my favorite song,
and part of me was like,
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"This is a sign, this is the girl!"
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Then part of me was like "No,
she's just listening ironically",
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you're just gonna embarrass yourself,"
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and I was like, "I don't know. Fuck it."
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She smiled.
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So I turned around and got the fuck
outta there because I blew that.
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Whoo! Arnold, way to go!
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But then she grabbed me by the hand,
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turned me back around, and she said,
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"Nice to meet you, Arnold."
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"What brings you to a place like this?"
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And I was like, "My friend P-Dawg",
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he called me, I was at home
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reading 'Stranger in a
Strange Land, ' actually,
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"and he guilt-tripped me to come out,"
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and she said, "Cool!"
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I'm more of a 'Childhood's
End' person myself."
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At which point, I totally shit my pants
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because that's my second
favorite book of all time.
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And then, then I can't really
remember what happened next.
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Yeah!
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Talkin' Dante Dupre and David Bowie
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and all the crazy shit
that we had in common!
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But suddenly, I noticed
this scary-lookin' guy
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walking towards us.
- _.
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He had, like, a neck tattoo,
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and was lookin' at me like
he wanted to kill me.
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Well, he came over and
put his arm around Vicki
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and said, "'Sup, girl?"
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And I thought, "Dear."
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But she pushed him away
and put her arm around me!
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Me, this asshole, and Vicki.
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I was pretty startled.
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And that's when Vicki,
she... she gave me a kiss.
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Yeah, she kissed me!
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But before he could, Vicki
grabbed me and said,
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"Later, Chris."
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That's when we ran out of the bar
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and... ran down the street?!
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And then we...
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Where did we go?
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Come on, Arnold, where did we go? Think.
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Shit, man!
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OK, maybe...
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K...
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Hashtag Kiki Alvarez?
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All right, come on.
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"Just say the words Kiki Alvarez
when you want to party."
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Alvarez.
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The password. Ha ha!
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OK, the password to a party...
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I was at that party.
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What? Why am I just now getting these?
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Someone posted a pic of you
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at a sick warehouse party.
What's happening?
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Hey, man. Dave said he saw you
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at the old Stormgrens plant.
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L-O-L. He said you looked
freaked the fuck out,
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like you've never been to
a warehouse party before.
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I bet those three beers
that girl made you chug
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had you feeling a little better though.
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Beer emoji. Beer emoji. Beer emoji.
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Bro, just saw you on Marv's Insta story.
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How long have we been friends?
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And how many times have I begged you,
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pleaded with you, to hit
the damn blunt with me?
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Shit!
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You won't hit a single
bleazy with your boy,
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but now you're burning
them with strangers
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and doing bong rips?!
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Guess my chronic isn't
good enough for you.
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I'm really fucking pissed,
dude. Just kidding!
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Breaking news: Arnold
is out past 10 p.m.
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Did hell freeze over? You
must really like her.
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So you blew off Overwatch League
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to get roofied by some hot chick?
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No. No, man! No!
- Nice. Nice.
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Yeah, I heard she slipped a
molly into both of your drinks
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and you like totally flipped
out when she told you.
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What the fuck? Shit!
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Arnold are you off a molly?
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Shit, man! Dude, you know they
drug test at work, right?
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One beer?
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By "one beer," did you
mean "one keg stand"?
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Fuckin' dead.
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Braaa! I can't believe I
missed you doing karaoke
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on top of a fucking table!
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And stage diving?
- What?!
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You're a real savage, brah.
- My face.
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God.
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OK, met her at a bar, went
to a party, then what?
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OK.
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OK.
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OK. OK. OK.
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OK.
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Yeah. Yeah, OK.
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That's her.
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Fuck! Aw, of course!
Arnold, come on, man,
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Dante Dupre featuring Cecily
VelJohnson, "Sorry Not Sorry."
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I mean, like, come on, man.
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No?
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OK...
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You gotta be...
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Girl.
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Hey, that was pretty fun.
- Yes.
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Do you remember the music
video for this one?
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Of course! Of course.
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Dante, I'm so afraid of these feelings.
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Don't be afraid, Cecily.
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Look into my eyes.
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What?
- What? I...
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What? Why would you do that?
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I just...
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I thought that you were into me.
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I thought that you were giving me signs.
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No, I was just playing
around, man, it's just karaoke.
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Yeah, well, I... I just thought
you were into me, that's all.
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I... Yeah, I think you're
a really cool dude,
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but I was just having fun.
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Like, I didn't want you to... kiss me.
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Well, you told that guy
that I was your boyfriend.
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Why would you tell him that
if you weren't into me?
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That guy's my ex. I don't know.
Our shit ended really badly.
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I just... He got really scary.
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I just wanted to get the
fuck out of the bar.
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OK, so, you were just
using me. That's...
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I shoulda never come out tonight.
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This is all so fuckin' pointless.
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Why is this pointless? I
thought we were having fun.
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Because I blew it again.
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I never... I just...
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I meet a girl, and
fall in love with her,
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and I blow it on the same night.
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OK, love, dude? We just
met each other tonight.
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I blew it.
- Heh. Well, I do think
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that if you wouldn't tell chicks
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that you just met that
you're in love with them,
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then you wouldn't be in
this situation. But...
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Can you get away from me? Please?
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Just leave me alone?
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Yeah, sorry, OK.
- Just leave alone, OK?
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Just-just leave me alone!
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God, just leave me alone.
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Fuck.
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How did I end up here?
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Jesus Christ. What...?
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What now, man?
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Video.
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I just... I'm not...
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Where do you wanna go? You're my chick.
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I can't go anywhere.
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I came here to be with fucking friends
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and you fucking show up. How?
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I don't trust you.
- How do you know?
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You go into my house,
went into my apartment...
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You're pissing me off.
- I don't care! Just go away!
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What the fuck is wrong with you, man?!
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Are you OK? Are you
OK? Are you all right?
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Man, what the fuck is your problem
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putting your hands on a
fuckin' female, man?!
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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You're a piece of shit, dude!
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What?
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Real fucking nice, man.
Real fucking nice.
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Fuck you, dude!
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Wait.
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Falling.
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Man.
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Don't fuckin' push me, dude.
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I don't even fucking know you...
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Chris! Chris!
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Real fucking nice. I
guess that makes you
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a big fuckin' man?
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That makes you a big fuckin' man?
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Fuck you, dude!
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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No!
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That's not... Sh...
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No, no, no. No, no.
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No, no. No, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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OK.
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Shit.
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Come on. Come on!
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What...?
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Hello?
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Hi, yeah, is this Arnold's mom?
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Hi. Um, my name's Vicki.
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I'm really sorry about what happened.
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Um... Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I'm a friend.
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I don't... I don't know,
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I just met Arnold last night.
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It was just a really...
horrible accident,
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I'm so sorry.
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It was my fault. He... He, um...
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He was protecting me.
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I was really mean to him,
and he was protecting me.
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I just want you to know
that about your son. I...
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We barely even knew each other,
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and he was helping me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Um, yeah, you can come
get his phone. Um...
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I'll text you the address.
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Yeah, I'll just be waiting here.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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No, please. Please.
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You don't have to feel bad, OK?
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Sorry.
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Meow.
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What's this?
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A kitty has wondered into my room.
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That's a pretty kitty.
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Yeah, wait a sec.
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Meowing is kinda taking me out of it.
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It's... It's a little...
- Okay.
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Do you want to do it?
Maybe it's your turn.
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You know, I just don't know what...
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My God, I'm in the...
Sorry, I'm in the wrong room...
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No, I think you're
in the right room.
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