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Previously on Legacies...
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You know, I opened this school
to protect these kids.
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How am I supposed to protect them
from stuff that's not supposed to exist?
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DORIAN: The monsters come one at a time.
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I found myself not far from here
with an urge to possess that knife.
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- And who told you to do this?
- A voice in my mind.
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- MG: You think he'll go for her?
- Probably.
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They usually do.
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- JOSIE: Lizzie has dibs.
- HOPE: On Rafael?
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- She always calls dibs.
- When's it gonna be your turn?
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We're here to discuss if Landon
should be allowed to stay at the school.
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Landon has to go.
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(wind whistling)
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ALARIC: I know what you're doing
is important, Caroline.
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But how do I tell the girls
that their mom
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isn't gonna be there
for their 16th birthday?
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I can't exactly tell them
what you're really involved in.
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No.
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I-I am nowhere near cracking this case.
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I have a knife, I have a symbol,
I have a place, sort of,
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but I don't know
what any of it means,
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a-and I don't know
what's connecting it,
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and I don't know
what monster is coming next.
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Ric?
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I've got to call you back.
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ALARIC: Dorian!
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DORIAN: Are you okay?
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Whoa, whoa.
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Ric, if you could just put down
the crossbow.
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My freak-out level is about 11 right now.
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You know her?
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I know who she's supposed to be.
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Who?
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The love of my life.
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JO: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- Wait.
- Hold up. Hold...
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- hold up, Ric.
- Listen to Dorian.
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- Are you Dorian?
- Yeah.
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I'm Jo.
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You're his dead wife?
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I m... I mean fiancée.
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I mean, uh...
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- You don't think she's actually...?
- No, I don't.
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Did you see how she got here?
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I was sort of, um...
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yanked awake and then I was just here.
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(chuckles): Nothing suspicious about that.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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Kill her now before she attacks?
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- Wait, what?
- I-I...
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I was more,
"Let's interrogate her."
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Because if she's the next monster,
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then maybe she would know more
than the dryad did.
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(sighs)
What?
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Okay, but no one sees her.
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- Especially today.
- Good idea.
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I need Emma.
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HOPE: Obviously, nothing's
gonna come out of it.
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I mean, I may never
see him again.
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And nobody wants a phone thing.
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Though I do like the sound
of his voice. It's low
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and smart-sounding
and kind of soothing.
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And his eyes... his eyes are,
like, this green-gray color
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that's not really a color, you know?
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Like, they're green
when he wears green, and then...
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Oh, my God. Who am I right now?
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(laughs)
A normal teenager?
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Though I do love hearing
you talk about something
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as simple as having a crush on a boy.
(phone buzzes)
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You do not need a counselor, Hope.
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You need a friend.
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RAFAEL: All right, let's get
the rest of these chairs
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and tables and get 'em out of here.
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All right?
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Let's go, let's go.
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Perks of being an alpha.
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Bunch of people you get to boss around.
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More like a bunch of shadows
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waiting to be told what to do.
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Who put you on party duty?
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I volunteered. What do you want?
I'm busy.
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Listen, Raf, I know you're mad at
me for sending Landon away, but...
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I promise you,
it was for his own good.
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You've known him for two minutes,
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and you know what's good for him?
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I know that I want him to be safe.
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Listen, Raf,
I just came here to apologize.
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And I thought maybe if...
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I don't know, if you needed
someone to talk to...
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Whatever.
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Actually, um...
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I do kind of need help with something.
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There's no fancy parties in
grand ballrooms where I come from.
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I need to know
what to expect for tonight.
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I don't want to let Lizzie down.
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- Who cares what Lizzie Saltzman thinks?
- I do.
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I'm her date.
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- Hey. I didn't see you at breakfast.
- I'm too excited to eat.
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Happy birthday to us.
Isn't it a beautiful day for a party?
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You're... cheerful.
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Why wouldn't I be?
Mom's coming home,
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I had sex with Raf, my pores
are practically invisible...
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Wait, what?
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- You had sex with...
- Last night.
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You know how Mom always says
that things work out
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in the end the way they're supposed to?
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She's right.
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I wouldn't have time
to represent the witches now
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with a boyfriend,
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so you getting
the consolation prize is perfect.
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Okay.
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I need your help.
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I'm going for Meghan Markle tasteful.
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PENELOPE: Woot, woot!
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Happy birthday, witches.
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LIZZIE: Oh, look. It's Satan
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- in a crop top. Come to burn my world down?
- Retro.
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Princess Di before she got style.
I dig it.
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- What do you want?
- Oh, just to cheer you two up. You know,
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'cause your mom's not coming.
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- What? What?
- Oh, I heard them cancel
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her pickup at the office.
I thought you knew.
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Oops.
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I put a basic boundary spell
to keep her in.
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Are you sure she can't do magic?
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She couldn't before she died,
so if she can now,
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I guess we'll learn the hard way.
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Um, she's right here.
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And she's got a lot of questions.
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Be careful with this one, Ric.
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Okay, let's talk.
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Who are you? What do you want?
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- I'm Josette Laughlin, almost Saltzman.
- No.
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Jo Laughlin is dead.
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I'm well aware.
It's not every day
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- you get murdered at your shotgun wedding.
- Okay. What's the last thing you remember?
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Morning sickness.
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My dress.
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Our vows.
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My psychopath twin brother with
a very large knife. And then...
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nothing.
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How long ago was that?
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You look a little... seasoned.
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About 16 years ago.
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16 years.
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(sighs)
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I don't know what to say.
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How are you? How have you been?
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Oh, just cut the...
Just drop the act, okay?
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It's not an act, Ric.
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This is Mystic Falls.
I'm not exactly
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the first person to be
brought back from the dead.
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Yeah, well, things have gotten a
little complicated around here lately.
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(doorknob rattles, knock on door)
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LIZZIE: Uh, Dad?
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Why is your door locked?
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"Dad"?
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And when were you going to tell us
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that Mom wasn't coming back?
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ALARIC: I was about to.
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There-There's a strike
at the airport in Mozambique.
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LIZZIE: She couldn't compel a pilot
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and hop on a private jet?
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ALARIC: She'll explain everything later.
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Okay? But right now I just need you to
go because I am wrapping your presents.
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No, you're not. You're
lying through your teeth.
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(Lizzie and Josie speak foreign language)
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Who's this trollop?
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- Oh, my God.
- I need you to leave
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- right now.
- I'm sorry.
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How old are you?
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- 16.
- 16.
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Today.
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It's our birthday.
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You're twins?
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- What are we interrupting here?
- ALARIC: I'm serious.
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Do as I say and now just go.
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- Lizzie.
- What?
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Lizzie, it's her.
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Her who?
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Her.
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Holy crap.
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You're Bio-mom.
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This is impossible. I wasn't even
showing at our wedding. How...
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Your family's crazy coven
magically implanted them
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in Caroline when you died.
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She's their birth mother.
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Caroline?
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So...
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- you two...
- No.
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She married Stefan Salvatore.
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Who basically died on
their wedding day, too,
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but that's a long story.
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They're still very close.
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We opened this school together.
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She's overseas right now
doing very important
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recruiting work.
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- I'm Lizzie. After my mother's mom.
- And I'm Josie.
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Josette. Like...
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Me.
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(chuckles softly)
HOPE: So, the emcee
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will then announce Lizzie and her escort.
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- Her what?
- Kind of like at a, a debutante ball.
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I grew up in foster care.
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Okay. Well, they had stairs, didn't they?
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So, you're gonna meet her
halfway down.
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How do you know all this stuff?
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One of my aunts has been around
for more than a thousand years.
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This kind of thing is her jam.
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So, what, I just stand here?
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Then you take her arm.
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Sort of like you're putting yours on top.
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Yeah, like that.
And then you descend together.
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And now you bow.
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(chuckles)
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- Yeah, you're messing with me.
- You think this is bad?
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You know it's only gonna get worse, right?
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Lizzie Saltzman has been planning
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her sweet 16 since she was five.
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You probably should've
thought twice before asking
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- to be her date.
- Well, I didn't ask her.
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All I know is that I can't
let her down now.
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Why?
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Because I slept with her, Hope.
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You're lucky I respect women
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and that I shun all forms
of toxic masculinity,
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or else you and I would be
throwing down right now.
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Even if you can kick my ass.
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Dude, I am here to help.
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By telling Lizzie and Josie
that their mom isn't coming?
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Oh, that was just for Lizzie,
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who is taking Rafael
as her date instead of you.
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So why are you doing all this
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to try and make her party perfect?
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'Cause a man's got to shoot his shot.
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Oh, my God. No.
I can't take it anymore.
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As your friend, I demand that
you retrieve your little MGs
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from Lizzie's grip.
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Not when I can taste victory.
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(sighs)
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Fine.
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I'll make you a deal.
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I will keep Werewolf Prince Charming away
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from the party long enough for you
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to shoot your one, final,
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inevitably failed shot.
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And when it's over,
and the Queen of Mean
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has broken your heart
all over again, promise me
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that you will let Lizzie go.
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ALARIC: All right, one more time.
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What's your name?
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Josette Laughlin.
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00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:10,685
And what's your profession?
255
00:11:10,695 --> 00:11:11,945
I'm a doctor.
256
00:11:12,015 --> 00:11:13,985
I was, anyway.
257
00:11:16,305 --> 00:11:17,735
Repeat after me:
258
00:11:17,805 --> 00:11:19,355
I'm here to harm you.
259
00:11:19,435 --> 00:11:21,455
I'm here to harm you.
260
00:11:23,275 --> 00:11:25,405
How did you meet my dad?
261
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,865
That's not, uh, a question.
262
00:11:26,945 --> 00:11:29,705
I walked up to him at a college party.
263
00:11:29,775 --> 00:11:32,125
He was the only guy over 20.
(laughs softly)
264
00:11:32,195 --> 00:11:33,295
Was it love at first sight?
265
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,465
Jo.
266
00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:37,465
Don't be so nosy.
267
00:11:37,545 --> 00:11:38,795
Not quite.
268
00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:41,305
I flirted with him and asked him
269
00:11:41,385 --> 00:11:43,055
for a sip of his drink.
270
00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,795
He told me he was a germophobe.
271
00:11:44,815 --> 00:11:48,395
But I thought he looked
like Indiana Jones, so...
272
00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:55,395
This walk down weird old people
memory lane is fun and all,
273
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,365
but we have a party to get ready for.
274
00:11:59,325 --> 00:12:01,035
Will you still be here after?
275
00:12:01,105 --> 00:12:03,155
ALARIC: I will be there when I can.
276
00:12:03,235 --> 00:12:04,785
But right now the office is off limits.
277
00:12:11,745 --> 00:12:13,505
One, two, three.
One, two...
278
00:12:13,585 --> 00:12:15,075
I can't believe you slept
with Lizzie Saltzman.
279
00:12:15,095 --> 00:12:16,335
Look, I was mad
280
00:12:16,415 --> 00:12:18,665
and she was there.
(exhales)
281
00:12:18,675 --> 00:12:20,805
I didn't say I was proud of it.
282
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,135
You're leading.
283
00:12:26,515 --> 00:12:29,395
You're officially a gigolo.
284
00:12:30,765 --> 00:12:31,805
(scoffs)
285
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,265
Thanks for this.
286
00:12:33,345 --> 00:12:35,265
(laughs)
287
00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:38,355
I guess I'll see you at the party.
288
00:12:38,365 --> 00:12:40,365
No, you won't.
289
00:12:40,445 --> 00:12:42,485
So, what, you're just gonna
stay in your room alone
290
00:12:42,555 --> 00:12:44,155
while everybody else is out having fun?
291
00:12:44,225 --> 00:12:46,365
- Yep, works for me.
- Bullcrap.
292
00:12:46,445 --> 00:12:47,985
Everybody needs a crew.
293
00:12:48,065 --> 00:12:50,375
Kind of ironic coming
from the reluctant alpha.
294
00:12:50,455 --> 00:12:52,665
Okay, well, the pack is
one thing, but a crew is a crew.
295
00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:54,995
You know what? I had that in
Landon until you sent him away.
296
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,385
We're back to that? I'm just saying.
It's one thing
297
00:12:57,455 --> 00:12:59,625
to be cool with being alone,
and then it's another
298
00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:01,135
to want to be the lonely girl on purpose.
299
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,375
As opposed to Mr. Good Guy,
who's taking a girl
300
00:13:03,385 --> 00:13:04,835
that you don't even like to her own party?
301
00:13:04,915 --> 00:13:06,935
You know what, you're right.
302
00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:11,065
Lesson learned.
303
00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:17,105
The hell?
304
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,185
Barrier spell.
305
00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:21,575
Fantastic.
306
00:13:21,645 --> 00:13:23,075
Sorry, kids.
307
00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:24,525
Nothing personal.
308
00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:26,155
Let us out of here, Penelope.
309
00:13:26,225 --> 00:13:27,915
You'll be free in an hour.
310
00:13:27,985 --> 00:13:29,375
Plenty of time to practice that waltz.
311
00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:36,865
ALARIC: I-I don't get it.
312
00:13:36,945 --> 00:13:39,755
She hasn't tried to escape,
not a word about the knife.
313
00:13:39,835 --> 00:13:42,045
She knows things that only Jo
knows and let's not ignore
314
00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:43,765
the fact that I remember her,
315
00:13:43,835 --> 00:13:45,375
so she's not like
the other creatures.
316
00:13:45,455 --> 00:13:47,385
Blunt force hasn't gotten them
what they want,
317
00:13:47,455 --> 00:13:49,265
so they've moved on
to psychological warfare.
318
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:51,175
Tread lightly.
If Jo is another monster,
319
00:13:51,185 --> 00:13:53,765
she can do more damage
to you than any dragon.
320
00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:55,305
DORIAN: It was something she said...
321
00:13:55,315 --> 00:13:57,015
Here.
322
00:13:57,025 --> 00:13:58,685
There's an eyewitness account
323
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,395
of a group of World War I soldiers buried
324
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,355
in France who came back to life
325
00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:04,275
and massacred a village.
326
00:14:04,285 --> 00:14:06,105
After, they didn't remember hurting anyone.
327
00:14:06,115 --> 00:14:09,205
And they all said they'd been
"yanked" back into being.
328
00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:10,865
Like Jo.
329
00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:13,615
Wait, so someone or something
resurrected them
330
00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:15,575
and used them to attack a village?
331
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,125
Without them even knowing it.
332
00:14:21,045 --> 00:14:23,205
Dad is so suspicious.
333
00:14:23,285 --> 00:14:25,625
Uh, duh. So am I.
334
00:14:25,635 --> 00:14:29,635
I just think that she's more
fairy godmother than zombie.
335
00:14:29,715 --> 00:14:31,595
She's not our mother.
336
00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:33,635
She's DNA.
337
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:36,385
We can be mad at Mom all that
we want for missing our party,
338
00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:40,145
but we cannot cheat on her
with Mombie Dearest.
339
00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:44,395
You're not even dressed.
340
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,325
I don't want to be late
to my own party.
341
00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:47,655
I'm done.
342
00:14:47,735 --> 00:14:49,705
I'll catch up with you, okay?
343
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,245
(door opens)
344
00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:05,045
♪ ♪
345
00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:32,155
Hey, Jo Jo.
346
00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:34,365
Need an escort?
347
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,035
Sure.
348
00:15:36,115 --> 00:15:39,155
Do you know anyone whose heart
isn't made of stone?
349
00:15:39,235 --> 00:15:41,285
Look, I am sorry about earlier.
350
00:15:41,365 --> 00:15:42,875
I saw a chance to make Lizzie suffer
351
00:15:42,955 --> 00:15:46,335
and, uh... I shot my shot.
352
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,385
Why can't you just ease up on her?
353
00:15:48,465 --> 00:15:50,555
She sucks the air out
of every room you're in.
354
00:15:50,635 --> 00:15:51,875
She's my twin.
355
00:15:51,895 --> 00:15:53,465
We can share oxygen.
356
00:15:53,545 --> 00:15:54,965
Are you sharing love interests now, too?
357
00:15:55,045 --> 00:15:56,965
Because she's the only one with a date.
358
00:15:57,045 --> 00:15:58,895
See? You have crawled
359
00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:01,055
so far down the codependence rabbit hole
360
00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:04,565
that you think taking care
of yourself is selfish.
361
00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,065
But it's not.
362
00:16:06,075 --> 00:16:08,225
So when are you gonna take care of you?
363
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,075
I take care of myself just fine.
364
00:16:10,145 --> 00:16:11,145
Oh, really?
365
00:16:11,225 --> 00:16:12,825
Party starts in five.
366
00:16:15,565 --> 00:16:19,245
It's a shame you spent all of that
time helping Lizzie get ready.
367
00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:22,085
(footfalls retreating)
368
00:16:46,185 --> 00:16:47,275
Do you know how to braid?
369
00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:52,955
♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪
370
00:16:53,025 --> 00:16:55,405
♪ ♪
371
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:58,405
♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪
372
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,405
♪ ♪
373
00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:03,465
♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪
374
00:17:03,535 --> 00:17:05,835
♪ ♪
375
00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:09,135
♪ Feels like I'm an animal ♪
376
00:17:09,215 --> 00:17:11,255
♪ Ooh ♪
377
00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:14,755
Ah, let's welcome
birthday girl number one,
378
00:17:14,835 --> 00:17:17,055
and her lucky escort.
379
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,725
(cheering)
380
00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:33,155
Where's my date?
381
00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:34,445
You're looking at him.
382
00:17:34,525 --> 00:17:36,665
You're wearing sneakers?
383
00:17:36,735 --> 00:17:38,745
These are Concord 11s, Milady.
384
00:17:43,075 --> 00:17:45,675
What if I told you my
favorite was sunflowers?
385
00:17:45,745 --> 00:17:47,175
I'd know you were lying.
386
00:17:47,245 --> 00:17:48,635
How?
387
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,925
The same way I know that your
favorite color is lavender,
388
00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:03,845
your favorite dessert is key lime pie,
389
00:18:03,855 --> 00:18:07,435
you like a blend of hip-hop
and old-school Motown,
390
00:18:07,515 --> 00:18:09,695
and powdered bat wings
make you sneeze.
391
00:18:12,515 --> 00:18:14,985
♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪
392
00:18:15,065 --> 00:18:17,365
My favorite song.
393
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:19,615
I know.
394
00:18:19,695 --> 00:18:22,045
♪ The phone rings ♪
395
00:18:22,115 --> 00:18:24,365
♪ In the middle of the night ♪
396
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:28,215
♪ My father yells,
"What you gonna do with your life?" ♪
397
00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:29,875
♪ Oh, Daddy, dear ♪
398
00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:32,165
♪ You know you're still number one ♪
399
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,215
♪ But girls just wanna have fun ♪
400
00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:37,005
♪ Girls, they wanna ♪
401
00:18:37,085 --> 00:18:39,215
♪ Wanna have fun ♪
402
00:18:39,225 --> 00:18:41,635
(laughs)
Aren't you gonna be late?
403
00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:42,895
Oh, no. It's cool.
404
00:18:42,975 --> 00:18:45,135
No one will notice.
405
00:18:45,215 --> 00:18:47,515
At your own party?
406
00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:49,235
Maybe if I had a date.
407
00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:53,525
Is there someone special?
408
00:18:53,595 --> 00:18:56,785
That is a complicated question.
409
00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:03,045
Humor me.
410
00:19:04,195 --> 00:19:06,075
Well... (giggles)
411
00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:10,875
Last year, there was this girl,
um, but she dumped me.
412
00:19:10,945 --> 00:19:12,875
Oh.
413
00:19:12,955 --> 00:19:14,545
And now there's this boy.
414
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,925
Um, but Lizzie has dibs, so...
415
00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:19,545
Does she know you like him?
416
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:24,185
No. That would be... bad.
417
00:19:26,255 --> 00:19:29,855
Being 16 and having a strong
twin sister isn't a cakewalk.
418
00:19:29,925 --> 00:19:31,775
But anybody who spent
five minutes with you
419
00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:33,935
would know how special you are.
420
00:19:33,945 --> 00:19:37,825
You're only saying that
because you're...
421
00:19:39,525 --> 00:19:41,525
It's okay.
422
00:19:41,605 --> 00:19:43,445
Caroline is your mom.
423
00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:45,745
She did a great job.
424
00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:48,455
Lizzie's exactly like her.
425
00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:51,705
You would never know that
she's not her biological mom.
426
00:19:51,785 --> 00:19:55,045
And you take after me.
427
00:19:55,115 --> 00:19:56,965
(laughs)
428
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,635
I'm really happy you're here.
429
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,565
I honestly think that Dad
is really lonely.
430
00:20:07,315 --> 00:20:10,435
He's a pretty terrific guy,
your dad.
431
00:20:10,505 --> 00:20:11,935
But you can catch me up later.
432
00:20:12,015 --> 00:20:14,195
You have a party to go to.
433
00:20:16,185 --> 00:20:20,535
Actually, do you want to come with me?
434
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:24,825
RAFAEL: So you can slay a dragon,
435
00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:26,165
but you can't get us out of here.
436
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:29,115
Only Penelope can undo the spell.
437
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:33,085
Or the twins could siphon the magic.
438
00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:35,125
Well, that's unlikely, seeing
as Lizzie probably thinks
439
00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:36,675
I'm standing her up right now.
440
00:20:36,755 --> 00:20:38,795
Her ego could use
a little bit of deflating.
441
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,175
I'm not that guy, okay?
442
00:20:40,185 --> 00:20:42,685
I don't just forget about people.
443
00:20:42,755 --> 00:20:44,545
Relax. It's only been 12 hours.
444
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,135
It's not that!
445
00:20:46,215 --> 00:20:47,805
Look,
446
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:51,095
it has only been six weeks since...
447
00:20:51,175 --> 00:20:53,185
Your girlfriend died.
448
00:20:53,195 --> 00:20:54,685
Cassie.
449
00:20:54,695 --> 00:20:57,195
It's crazy, but I feel like...
450
00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:59,485
like I cheated on her
or something.
451
00:20:59,555 --> 00:21:00,855
So if I can do right
452
00:21:00,865 --> 00:21:02,445
- by Lizzie, maybe that can...
- Then what?
453
00:21:02,515 --> 00:21:04,365
It'll exonerate you?
I don't know.
454
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,535
Maybe.
Look, Raf,
455
00:21:06,545 --> 00:21:08,695
you went through
something awful,
456
00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:11,365
and it's right to
mourn your girlfriend,
457
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,285
but you can't pretend
458
00:21:13,365 --> 00:21:15,335
to like Lizzie to make
yourself feel better.
459
00:21:15,405 --> 00:21:17,385
That's not doing her any good,
460
00:21:17,455 --> 00:21:20,135
or yourself.
461
00:21:23,465 --> 00:21:26,355
(dance music playing)
462
00:21:36,265 --> 00:21:37,645
(cheering)
463
00:21:37,725 --> 00:21:39,405
(laughs):
Oh.
464
00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:40,815
You got moves.
465
00:21:40,895 --> 00:21:42,245
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
466
00:21:42,315 --> 00:21:44,615
♪ Boy, boy, boy, boy... ♪
467
00:21:46,985 --> 00:21:51,085
(gasping, cheering)
468
00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:53,085
Come on... Yes. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
No. No, no, no.
469
00:21:53,165 --> 00:21:57,705
♪ Oh, no,
we gonna rock down to ♪
470
00:21:57,785 --> 00:22:03,545
♪ Electric Avenue,
and then we'll take it higher ♪
471
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:07,215
♪ Oh, we gonna rock down to
Electric Avenue ♪
472
00:22:07,295 --> 00:22:09,765
♪ Then we'll take it higher... ♪
473
00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:11,215
Have you seen Josie?
474
00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:12,885
♪ Then we'll take it higher... ♪
475
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,725
So Lizzie's in love with Raf,
but MG's in love with Lizzie.
476
00:22:15,805 --> 00:22:18,355
- It's this whole thing.
- What?
477
00:22:18,425 --> 00:22:20,525
There's this alcove
that's up super high,
478
00:22:20,595 --> 00:22:22,575
so you'll be able to see everything.
479
00:22:24,305 --> 00:22:26,455
Jo? Hey.
480
00:22:26,525 --> 00:22:31,075
Jo? Somebody help!
481
00:22:31,145 --> 00:22:33,295
I'll be right back, okay?
482
00:22:47,505 --> 00:22:49,935
One more minute.
483
00:22:53,135 --> 00:22:56,055
(sighs) Raf, I didn't
just send Landon away.
484
00:22:56,135 --> 00:22:59,475
I sent him to someone who's gonna
help him find his birth mom.
485
00:22:59,485 --> 00:23:05,995
You sent him away by himself to
find the woman that gave him up.
486
00:23:06,075 --> 00:23:09,995
What if she's amazing,
and he finally gets a family?
487
00:23:10,075 --> 00:23:11,915
He had a family.
488
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:17,835
- He had me.
- A crew isn't the same.
489
00:23:17,915 --> 00:23:19,795
Family is always and forever.
490
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,345
Yeah, you're right.
491
00:23:21,415 --> 00:23:23,915
He's not my blood,
492
00:23:23,995 --> 00:23:26,295
but he is my brother.
493
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,515
If anything, maybe
you should try
494
00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:30,345
doubling down on friends
495
00:23:30,355 --> 00:23:33,025
to make up for the family
you don't have.
496
00:23:41,175 --> 00:23:43,035
Time's up, lonely girl.
497
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,445
♪ What's it like now? ♪
498
00:23:48,525 --> 00:23:52,375
♪ What's it like now,
what's it like now ♪
499
00:23:52,445 --> 00:23:55,865
♪ What's it like now, what's
it like now ♪
500
00:23:55,875 --> 00:24:00,495
♪ What's it like now,
what's it like now ♪
501
00:24:00,575 --> 00:24:04,335
♪ What's it like now,
what's it like now, hey, hey. ♪
502
00:24:04,415 --> 00:24:06,875
(cheering)
503
00:24:06,955 --> 00:24:10,265
(intro to "Every Little Thing
She Does is Magic" plays)
504
00:24:24,385 --> 00:24:26,235
♪ Though I tried ♪
505
00:24:26,245 --> 00:24:28,065
♪ Before to tell her ♪
I got this.
506
00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:30,195
♪ Of the feelings ♪
507
00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:32,915
- Thanks.
- ♪ I have for her ♪
508
00:24:32,995 --> 00:24:35,325
♪ In my heart ♪
I'm sorry I was late.
509
00:24:35,405 --> 00:24:38,205
I'll forgive you...
510
00:24:38,275 --> 00:24:40,245
just this once.
511
00:24:40,255 --> 00:24:43,545
♪ Every time
that I come near her ♪
512
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:45,755
♪ I just lose my nerve ♪
513
00:24:45,835 --> 00:24:49,765
♪ As I've done from the start ♪
514
00:24:53,965 --> 00:24:57,095
♪ Every little thing
she does is magic ♪
515
00:24:57,105 --> 00:24:58,885
♪ Everything she does... ♪
516
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:01,355
ALARIC: She could be anywhere, Dorian.
517
00:25:01,425 --> 00:25:04,065
I've got the faculty searching
the building as we speak.
518
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:05,935
I'm on my way to the dance hall.
519
00:25:05,945 --> 00:25:07,785
Ric?
520
00:25:07,855 --> 00:25:10,105
Call off the dogs.
I think I found her.
521
00:25:10,115 --> 00:25:11,865
I think I'll keep 'em on standby.
522
00:25:11,935 --> 00:25:13,455
Something's wrong.
523
00:25:13,535 --> 00:25:15,035
How did you get out?
524
00:25:15,105 --> 00:25:16,865
Josie wanted me
to come to the party, and so,
525
00:25:16,945 --> 00:25:18,785
she siphoned the spell again.
I know it was stupid,
526
00:25:18,795 --> 00:25:20,455
but I just... I wanted
to see their Sweet 16.
527
00:25:20,465 --> 00:25:22,035
Okay, just tell me
exactly what happened.
528
00:25:22,115 --> 00:25:25,245
I don't know. I-I was with her
one minute, and then...
529
00:25:25,325 --> 00:25:27,465
Ric, I lost time.
I don't know. I must have
530
00:25:27,545 --> 00:25:29,845
done something to her,
but I just, I don't know.
531
00:25:31,715 --> 00:25:33,645
(groans softly)
532
00:25:33,715 --> 00:25:38,105
(demonic voice): There's a knife in your
possession that will buy you the answer.
533
00:25:40,175 --> 00:25:42,485
(laughs)
534
00:25:42,555 --> 00:25:44,605
No need to rush.
535
00:25:44,675 --> 00:25:47,825
I'm sure your daughter has an
hour before she runs out of air.
536
00:25:47,895 --> 00:25:51,615
(Jo grunts)
Where is she?!
537
00:25:53,525 --> 00:25:54,825
HOPE: Dr. Saltzman?
538
00:25:54,835 --> 00:25:57,655
What's going on?
539
00:25:57,665 --> 00:26:00,505
(panting)
Hope, I need your help.
540
00:26:02,335 --> 00:26:05,915
Hey. Have you seen Josie?
541
00:26:05,995 --> 00:26:07,745
She's probably having
the time of her life,
542
00:26:07,825 --> 00:26:10,845
like I was until Prince
Charming showed up
543
00:26:10,925 --> 00:26:12,515
and turned me into the pumpkin.
544
00:26:12,585 --> 00:26:14,975
I have hate in my heart.
545
00:26:20,265 --> 00:26:21,845
I'm ready for battle.
546
00:26:21,855 --> 00:26:23,525
- We're gonna duel.
- No.
547
00:26:23,605 --> 00:26:25,975
No, we're not doing that.
I'm holding you to our deal.
548
00:26:26,055 --> 00:26:28,775
As of this moment,
Lizzie Saltzman's cancelled.
549
00:26:28,845 --> 00:26:31,245
(footsteps approaching)
550
00:26:33,065 --> 00:26:34,365
You gonna howl at the moon wearing that?
551
00:26:34,445 --> 00:26:36,915
Sorry, no time
for bitchy banter.
552
00:26:40,195 --> 00:26:43,865
Actually... I could use
your help finding Josie.
553
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,825
- What happened?
- Apparently, her possessed
554
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,785
biological mother buried her
alive in the cemetery.
555
00:26:47,865 --> 00:26:50,255
We're coming with you.
556
00:26:58,135 --> 00:26:59,725
(line ringing)
557
00:26:59,805 --> 00:27:01,475
DORIAN: Ric. Where is it?
558
00:27:01,545 --> 00:27:04,515
Asking for a friend?
559
00:27:04,595 --> 00:27:05,895
I need the knife, Dorian.
560
00:27:05,975 --> 00:27:07,225
My daughter's life is at stake.
561
00:27:07,235 --> 00:27:08,645
That's why I moved it.
562
00:27:08,725 --> 00:27:10,565
I knew the monster
was gonna make a play.
563
00:27:10,575 --> 00:27:12,315
I need you to bring it to me now.
564
00:27:12,395 --> 00:27:13,735
Hero 101, Ric:
565
00:27:13,745 --> 00:27:15,485
You don't give the bad guys
what they want,
566
00:27:15,565 --> 00:27:17,155
especially if we don't know what it does.
567
00:27:17,225 --> 00:27:18,775
I mean, this thing could spawn Armageddon.
568
00:27:18,855 --> 00:27:20,155
It has Josie!
569
00:27:20,235 --> 00:27:23,035
We'll save Josie, Ric.
570
00:27:23,115 --> 00:27:25,255
We're not giving up this knife.
571
00:27:25,325 --> 00:27:27,215
(line beeps)
572
00:27:28,595 --> 00:27:30,505
(insects chirring)
573
00:27:32,665 --> 00:27:34,585
MG, listen for her breathing.
574
00:27:34,595 --> 00:27:36,045
Hold on.
575
00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:37,975
I hear something. Shovel.
576
00:27:44,775 --> 00:27:47,725
(MG gasps)
577
00:27:47,805 --> 00:27:49,735
(growling)
578
00:27:53,095 --> 00:27:54,575
That won't work!
579
00:27:56,455 --> 00:27:59,955
(grunts)
580
00:28:03,795 --> 00:28:05,905
To kill a walker,
581
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,785
you got to go for the brain.
Everybody knows that.
582
00:28:07,795 --> 00:28:09,785
PENELOPE: Yeah, every nerd maybe.
583
00:28:09,795 --> 00:28:11,285
Just call it a zombie.
584
00:28:11,305 --> 00:28:13,755
(growling)
585
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,045
Zombies.
586
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,135
(growling)
587
00:28:17,215 --> 00:28:19,975
Plural.
588
00:28:20,055 --> 00:28:22,015
(growling)
589
00:28:29,615 --> 00:28:32,855
♪ Every little thing
she does is magic... ♪
590
00:28:32,935 --> 00:28:37,224
There's a clothing-optional
rock quarry nearby.
591
00:28:37,225 --> 00:28:42,055
It's cold, but I figured since we
won't be getting much sleep tonight,
592
00:28:42,056 --> 00:28:43,405
it could be refreshing.
593
00:28:43,415 --> 00:28:45,545
♪ For her goes on... ♪
594
00:28:48,425 --> 00:28:51,665
Lizzie, I'm sorry, but I can't.
595
00:28:51,745 --> 00:28:53,505
♪ I resolve to call her up... ♪
596
00:28:53,575 --> 00:28:56,835
I know it's a dick move to do
this on your birthday, but...
597
00:28:56,915 --> 00:28:59,925
it would be even worse to lie to you.
598
00:28:59,935 --> 00:29:02,095
Now I'm yours,
and I'm here tonight,
599
00:29:02,105 --> 00:29:06,225
and I want to be
the best date that I can be,
600
00:29:06,295 --> 00:29:10,225
but the other stuff
is not gonna happen.
601
00:29:10,305 --> 00:29:13,615
♪ Every little thing
she does is magic... ♪
602
00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:18,405
I don't understand.
603
00:29:18,475 --> 00:29:20,195
Last night...
604
00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:22,445
Last night was a mistake.
605
00:29:22,455 --> 00:29:24,955
♪ Now I know
my love for her goes on ♪
606
00:29:25,035 --> 00:29:28,575
♪ Every little thing
she does is magic ♪
607
00:29:28,655 --> 00:29:32,085
♪ Everything she does
just turns me on ♪
608
00:29:32,155 --> 00:29:35,505
♪ Even though
my life before was tragic... ♪
609
00:29:35,575 --> 00:29:38,765
Where's my sister?
610
00:29:43,165 --> 00:29:44,965
Whoo! Two for two, baby.
611
00:29:44,975 --> 00:29:47,135
Penelope and I can handle
the rest. Just find Josie.
612
00:29:47,145 --> 00:29:48,985
Right. Got it.
613
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,595
(growling)
614
00:29:50,675 --> 00:29:52,765
How do you want to do this?
Magic? I say we DIY
615
00:29:52,845 --> 00:29:55,065
and pretend they're
Lizzie Saltzman.
616
00:29:55,135 --> 00:29:57,035
(growling)
Works for me.
617
00:29:59,355 --> 00:30:01,365
(grunts)
618
00:30:06,735 --> 00:30:09,085
(rattling)
Josie. I hear you. Hold on.
619
00:30:14,825 --> 00:30:16,215
(grunting)
620
00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:21,385
(growling)
621
00:30:25,685 --> 00:30:27,805
MG, we're running out of time.
Watch out!
622
00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:30,355
(growling)
Penelope?
623
00:30:31,395 --> 00:30:33,485
Axe. (Grunts)
624
00:30:39,555 --> 00:30:42,155
- Damn it, MG, get up and find her.
- There's too much noise.
625
00:30:42,225 --> 00:30:44,535
- Well, listen harder. Pretend you're on a beach or something.
- JOSIE: Dad!
626
00:30:48,195 --> 00:30:50,375
(muffled cries)
I got her.
627
00:31:07,635 --> 00:31:10,845
(gasping, crying)
628
00:31:10,925 --> 00:31:12,635
The talisman.
629
00:31:12,715 --> 00:31:14,445
It worked.
630
00:31:15,675 --> 00:31:18,475
What's it supposed to do?
631
00:31:18,555 --> 00:31:21,065
Make quiet things heard.
632
00:31:21,075 --> 00:31:24,355
JO: She could have died because of me.
633
00:31:24,435 --> 00:31:26,365
But she's okay.
634
00:31:26,435 --> 00:31:27,655
And it wasn't you.
635
00:31:27,735 --> 00:31:29,575
I know that now. It's...
636
00:31:29,585 --> 00:31:31,155
whatever takes over.
637
00:31:31,235 --> 00:31:33,035
I mean, something is
driving these monsters.
638
00:31:33,115 --> 00:31:35,075
A-a dark presence,
639
00:31:35,085 --> 00:31:37,495
we just can't figure it out.
640
00:31:37,575 --> 00:31:38,835
And until we do,
641
00:31:38,905 --> 00:31:40,165
we're just at its mercy.
642
00:31:40,245 --> 00:31:41,755
This is wrong.
643
00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:44,085
This isn't safe for any of us.
644
00:31:44,095 --> 00:31:46,595
We have to get this thing out of me.
645
00:31:46,675 --> 00:31:50,175
Tell the girls to siphon its magic from me.
646
00:31:50,255 --> 00:31:53,855
But the magic's probably the
only thing keeping you ali...
647
00:31:58,265 --> 00:31:59,655
Oh.
648
00:32:02,765 --> 00:32:05,115
(quietly): Right.
649
00:32:11,585 --> 00:32:13,585
(both exhale)
650
00:32:16,155 --> 00:32:18,925
Josie thinks you're lonely.
(chuckles)
651
00:32:20,045 --> 00:32:21,965
Are you happy?
652
00:32:22,045 --> 00:32:23,755
I am happy right now
653
00:32:23,825 --> 00:32:26,635
in the arms of my
demon-possessed baby mama.
654
00:32:26,715 --> 00:32:27,975
(chuckles)
655
00:32:28,055 --> 00:32:30,145
(chuckles)
656
00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,595
I'm serious.
657
00:32:32,675 --> 00:32:36,265
I will be happy
when the girls are grown.
658
00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:38,565
I promise.
(sniffles)
659
00:32:40,155 --> 00:32:44,105
Do they know what happens
when they turn 22?
660
00:32:44,185 --> 00:32:46,235
No.
661
00:32:46,305 --> 00:32:48,815
Not yet. And we...
662
00:32:48,825 --> 00:32:51,945
don't want them to know until
we've exhausted all options.
663
00:32:52,025 --> 00:32:55,165
That's why Caroline's
missed their birthday.
664
00:32:55,245 --> 00:32:57,505
She's following some lead.
665
00:32:58,695 --> 00:33:00,995
(shudders)
666
00:33:01,005 --> 00:33:03,415
You tell Caroline
667
00:33:03,495 --> 00:33:07,555
I said thank you for
being my girls' mom.
668
00:33:08,965 --> 00:33:10,595
(sobs)
669
00:33:13,545 --> 00:33:15,105
(shudders)
670
00:33:21,385 --> 00:33:22,725
MG: I'm serious, Peez.
Something clicked
671
00:33:22,805 --> 00:33:23,945
while I was taking out those zombies.
672
00:33:24,025 --> 00:33:28,865
Uh, it felt right inside,
like that was the real me.
673
00:33:28,935 --> 00:33:30,455
Meaning...?
674
00:33:30,535 --> 00:33:32,365
I'm a superhero.
675
00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:33,365
(snorts)
676
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:34,455
Like from the comics.
677
00:33:34,535 --> 00:33:36,245
(laughing)
'Cause heroes don't
678
00:33:36,325 --> 00:33:38,575
just get the girl...
They get all the girls.
679
00:33:38,655 --> 00:33:39,585
Oh, totally.
Yeah.
680
00:33:39,655 --> 00:33:41,125
Superman is such a slut.
681
00:33:41,135 --> 00:33:42,205
(snorts)
(laughs)
682
00:33:42,285 --> 00:33:43,625
Thanks for tonight, MG.
683
00:33:43,635 --> 00:33:45,045
First hero thank you.
684
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,215
Uh, accepted!
Up, up, and away.
685
00:33:47,285 --> 00:33:49,975
Hey. What about me?
686
00:33:50,055 --> 00:33:53,395
I helped.
687
00:33:53,475 --> 00:33:56,385
You're the reason I got
buried alive on my birthday.
688
00:33:56,465 --> 00:33:58,595
I took your advice.
689
00:33:58,675 --> 00:34:01,265
I wanted something,
and I went for it.
690
00:34:01,345 --> 00:34:04,315
I made the selfish move, and I
ended up fighting a zombie.
691
00:34:04,325 --> 00:34:06,065
There's room for people
in this world
692
00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,315
that just care
about other people.
693
00:34:07,395 --> 00:34:09,275
Not everybody has to be
a showboat.
694
00:34:09,355 --> 00:34:10,995
You're right.
695
00:34:11,075 --> 00:34:18,915
This world needs the selfless and
the selfish to keep spinning.
696
00:34:20,675 --> 00:34:22,715
I happen to be the latter.
697
00:34:25,255 --> 00:34:27,425
♪ We can dance if we want to ♪
698
00:34:27,505 --> 00:34:31,595
♪ We can leave your friends
behind ♪
699
00:34:31,665 --> 00:34:33,465
I hate you.
700
00:34:33,475 --> 00:34:35,765
I know.
701
00:34:35,835 --> 00:34:37,855
♪ And if they don't dance,
well, they're ♪
702
00:34:37,935 --> 00:34:40,515
♪ No friends of mine ♪
703
00:34:40,525 --> 00:34:43,695
♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪
704
00:34:43,775 --> 00:34:47,365
♪ Everything is out of control ♪
705
00:34:47,445 --> 00:34:48,485
♪ We can dance ♪
706
00:34:48,555 --> 00:34:49,985
Hey.
707
00:34:50,065 --> 00:34:52,195
Hey.
708
00:34:52,205 --> 00:34:54,025
Rough night?
709
00:34:54,045 --> 00:34:56,445
(chuckles): Um... no.
710
00:34:56,525 --> 00:34:58,375
All evidence to the contrary.
711
00:34:58,455 --> 00:35:00,785
I actually had a lot of fun.
712
00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:02,165
What about you?
713
00:35:02,235 --> 00:35:03,835
(sighs)
714
00:35:03,905 --> 00:35:05,625
About that...
715
00:35:05,705 --> 00:35:08,055
I was straight with Lizzie.
716
00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:09,835
♪ We can dance ♪
717
00:35:09,915 --> 00:35:11,505
Well, um,
718
00:35:11,585 --> 00:35:13,885
I now have
my own Avengers squad.
719
00:35:13,895 --> 00:35:16,065
(both laugh)
720
00:35:16,135 --> 00:35:18,805
♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪
(exhales)
721
00:35:18,885 --> 00:35:21,235
You want to see if I still got it?
722
00:35:21,305 --> 00:35:23,855
♪ Taking the chance ♪
723
00:35:23,925 --> 00:35:24,865
Why not?
724
00:35:28,265 --> 00:35:31,065
♪ The safety dance ♪
725
00:35:31,075 --> 00:35:34,485
♪ The safety dance ♪
726
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,825
♪ The safety dance ♪
727
00:35:37,895 --> 00:35:39,085
♪ The safety dance ♪
728
00:35:39,155 --> 00:35:40,865
You look like
you took a bath in dirt.
729
00:35:40,945 --> 00:35:42,415
HOPE: Oh, thank you.
730
00:35:42,425 --> 00:35:44,165
You're welcome.
(laughs)
731
00:35:44,235 --> 00:35:46,245
No, actually, you wouldn't
believe the night that I had.
732
00:35:46,255 --> 00:35:48,425
I, um, decided
to take your advice...
733
00:35:48,505 --> 00:35:49,875
♪ The safety dance. ♪
734
00:35:49,955 --> 00:35:52,545
So, we just
735
00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:55,385
siphon the magic out of her until she's...
736
00:35:55,455 --> 00:35:57,215
what,
737
00:35:57,295 --> 00:35:58,845
- dead again?
- Oh, my God.
738
00:35:58,925 --> 00:36:00,225
Lizzie, what is wrong with you?
739
00:36:00,295 --> 00:36:02,055
What?
740
00:36:02,135 --> 00:36:03,685
It's okay, Josie.
741
00:36:03,755 --> 00:36:05,765
It's okay.
742
00:36:05,775 --> 00:36:08,445
I'm already dead.
743
00:36:08,525 --> 00:36:10,105
I was a witch,
744
00:36:10,115 --> 00:36:11,775
just like you.
745
00:36:11,785 --> 00:36:15,065
And we believe in the
natural order of things.
746
00:36:15,145 --> 00:36:17,445
I shouldn't be here.
747
00:36:17,455 --> 00:36:20,695
I love that I had this,
748
00:36:20,775 --> 00:36:22,585
but it's a lie.
749
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:27,085
And now I need you
to help me make it right.
750
00:36:30,325 --> 00:36:32,465
The longer I'm here,
751
00:36:32,475 --> 00:36:35,515
the more I remember
where I came from.
752
00:36:37,665 --> 00:36:41,145
I used to watch you.
753
00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:44,265
I used to watch all of you.
754
00:36:44,345 --> 00:36:46,445
Like in a dream...
755
00:36:48,225 --> 00:36:50,825
where everything is warm and happy.
756
00:36:50,895 --> 00:36:53,535
I think I was at peace.
757
00:36:56,075 --> 00:36:58,995
So that's where I'll be.
758
00:36:59,075 --> 00:37:01,455
Waiting for you.
759
00:37:03,505 --> 00:37:04,915
(chuckles)
760
00:37:04,985 --> 00:37:06,755
LIZZIE: I'm so sorry.
761
00:37:07,915 --> 00:37:11,505
I was awful to you.
762
00:37:11,515 --> 00:37:13,675
Oh, Lizzie.
763
00:37:13,755 --> 00:37:16,185
You have such a big heart.
764
00:37:16,255 --> 00:37:19,845
It's okay to let
other people see it.
765
00:37:19,855 --> 00:37:22,135
(crying)
766
00:37:22,215 --> 00:37:24,305
♪ I wish that I could stay ♪
767
00:37:24,385 --> 00:37:25,515
♪ Forever ♪
(sniffles)
768
00:37:25,525 --> 00:37:28,525
♪ This young ♪
769
00:37:28,605 --> 00:37:31,355
Oh, my beautiful girls.
770
00:37:31,365 --> 00:37:37,945
You are everything that
I could have ever wished for.
771
00:37:38,015 --> 00:37:40,875
Everything.
772
00:37:40,945 --> 00:37:43,375
Be good to each other.
773
00:37:43,455 --> 00:37:46,045
Fight for each other.
774
00:37:46,125 --> 00:37:49,285
When you're older, you'll
understand what I mean.
775
00:37:49,365 --> 00:37:53,215
But I need you to remember that I said it.
776
00:37:55,225 --> 00:37:56,295
(sniffles)
777
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,385
♪ When I'm wiser ♪
778
00:37:58,395 --> 00:38:03,055
♪ And I'm older ♪
779
00:38:03,065 --> 00:38:05,565
♪ All this time ♪
780
00:38:05,635 --> 00:38:08,765
♪ I was finding myself ♪
781
00:38:08,845 --> 00:38:09,765
♪ And I ♪
782
00:38:09,845 --> 00:38:12,685
(quietly): I can't.
783
00:38:12,765 --> 00:38:14,855
I can't.
784
00:38:14,935 --> 00:38:16,395
Oh, Josette,
785
00:38:16,405 --> 00:38:18,905
this is the right thing to do.
786
00:38:18,915 --> 00:38:22,325
It's the only thing to do for you.
787
00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:27,825
♪ When I'm wiser ♪
(sniffles)
788
00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:31,665
♪ And I'm older ♪
789
00:38:31,745 --> 00:38:34,165
(exhales)
♪ All this time ♪
790
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,705
I love you.
791
00:38:35,785 --> 00:38:37,755
♪ Finding myself ♪
792
00:38:37,765 --> 00:38:40,715
♪ And I ♪
793
00:38:40,795 --> 00:38:42,765
♪ I didn't know ♪
794
00:38:42,845 --> 00:38:46,265
♪ I was lost ♪
795
00:38:46,275 --> 00:38:47,605
♪ I ♪
796
00:38:47,685 --> 00:38:49,435
I love all of you
797
00:38:49,445 --> 00:38:51,445
so much.
798
00:38:53,575 --> 00:38:56,225
(sniffles, exhales)
799
00:38:56,305 --> 00:39:00,575
♪ Oh... ♪
800
00:39:01,935 --> 00:39:05,415
♪ Oh... ♪
(shudders)
801
00:39:07,655 --> 00:39:09,415
♪ ♪
802
00:39:21,165 --> 00:39:23,045
♪ So wake me up ♪
803
00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:28,725
♪ When it's all over ♪
804
00:39:28,795 --> 00:39:30,555
♪ All this time ♪
805
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:34,815
♪ I was finding myself ♪
806
00:39:34,825 --> 00:39:38,435
♪ And I ♪
(crying)
807
00:39:38,515 --> 00:39:42,775
♪ Didn't know I was lost ♪
808
00:39:42,855 --> 00:39:47,785
♪ Didn't know
I was lost ♪
809
00:39:47,855 --> 00:39:53,915
♪ I didn't know I was lost. ♪
810
00:39:53,985 --> 00:39:56,125
Ric, why don't you go home.
811
00:39:56,195 --> 00:39:58,385
I'll take care of all of this.
812
00:40:03,515 --> 00:40:06,465
(sniffles)
813
00:40:06,545 --> 00:40:12,305
The only place I'm going is to
find whatever monster did this
814
00:40:12,385 --> 00:40:14,445
and kill it.
815
00:40:16,435 --> 00:40:18,685
Slowly.
816
00:40:18,695 --> 00:40:20,985
(cackling nearby)
817
00:40:22,895 --> 00:40:25,165
(chuckling)
818
00:40:27,035 --> 00:40:29,955
It wouldn't do you any good.
819
00:40:35,695 --> 00:40:37,045
And who the hell are you?
820
00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:42,835
Oh. Your pathetic attempt at humor
does nothing to mask your fear.
821
00:40:42,915 --> 00:40:44,885
Tremble then in the presence of
822
00:40:44,895 --> 00:40:47,675
the Necromancer!
823
00:40:47,755 --> 00:40:49,005
(cackles)
824
00:40:49,085 --> 00:40:51,465
Who?
825
00:40:51,545 --> 00:40:53,305
The...
826
00:40:53,385 --> 00:40:55,725
Necromancer!
827
00:40:55,735 --> 00:40:57,805
Bringer of life and death.
828
00:40:57,885 --> 00:40:59,515
He who holds the Fates' threads.
829
00:40:59,595 --> 00:41:01,855
The cursed king of the underworld!
830
00:41:01,935 --> 00:41:04,855
It's not ringing any bells. You?
831
00:41:04,935 --> 00:41:07,905
All I know about necromancers
is from video games.
832
00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:11,325
And they're, like, low-level
witch cannon fodder. (laughs)
833
00:41:11,395 --> 00:41:12,865
I am no mere witch.
834
00:41:12,945 --> 00:41:15,255
There's only one me, I assure you.
835
00:41:15,325 --> 00:41:17,205
And now you've seen
what I can do.
836
00:41:17,285 --> 00:41:19,595
Let's get down to the business
of a certain knife.
837
00:41:21,115 --> 00:41:22,165
ALARIC: If you're the one responsible
838
00:41:22,245 --> 00:41:24,335
for what went down today...
839
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:25,875
Yeah.
840
00:41:25,895 --> 00:41:27,755
You're gonna wish
you were someone else.
841
00:41:27,765 --> 00:41:29,425
I told you.
842
00:41:29,435 --> 00:41:31,675
Death cannot hold me.
843
00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:33,605
Buddy...
844
00:41:36,355 --> 00:41:37,195
(grunts)
845
00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:42,525
we'll see about that.
846
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:46,030
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