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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,802 --> 00:01:28,336 Thanks for taking the time to do this, Santa. 2 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,737 I know how busy you are this time of year. 3 00:01:29,739 --> 00:01:33,408 We certainly are, Corkie. 4 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:36,644 But we've always got time for our favorite reporter. 5 00:01:36,646 --> 00:01:38,246 Especially after what happened last year. 6 00:01:38,248 --> 00:01:40,548 Am I right? 7 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:42,985 Never underestimate the power of a well-positioned puff piece 8 00:01:42,987 --> 00:01:45,953 to make the public forget. 9 00:01:45,955 --> 00:01:47,489 I'm kidding. 10 00:01:47,491 --> 00:01:48,656 This is going to be some hard-hitting journalism 11 00:01:48,658 --> 00:01:50,692 right here. 12 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:53,929 Again, kidding. 13 00:01:53,932 --> 00:01:55,265 How about you just show me the reindeer? 14 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:08,043 As you can see, we have no problems with the reindeer... 15 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,778 no problems at all. 16 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:12,414 We've got everything under control. 17 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:14,317 You're gonna want to write that one down. 18 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,320 "Everything under control." 19 00:02:16,322 --> 00:02:17,053 Yeah. 20 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:18,355 Wow. 21 00:02:18,357 --> 00:02:19,822 I can see that. 22 00:02:19,824 --> 00:02:21,825 It's almost like you don't even need to establish 23 00:02:21,827 --> 00:02:24,861 the training camps. 24 00:02:24,863 --> 00:02:28,298 There's just one thing. 25 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:29,634 Shouldn't there be eight of them? 26 00:02:29,636 --> 00:02:30,301 What? 27 00:02:30,303 --> 00:02:32,569 Well, of course, there is... 28 00:02:32,571 --> 00:02:36,474 four, five, six, seven. 29 00:02:36,476 --> 00:02:37,310 Oh, no. 30 00:03:12,813 --> 00:03:14,647 Big dreamers dream big. 31 00:03:14,649 --> 00:03:15,581 Come on, Elliot. 32 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:17,116 You can do better than that. 33 00:03:17,118 --> 00:03:19,752 Big dreamers dream big. 34 00:03:19,754 --> 00:03:22,620 I still can't hear you. 35 00:03:22,622 --> 00:03:24,657 Big dreamers dream big! 36 00:03:24,659 --> 00:03:26,960 That's what I'm talking about! 37 00:03:26,962 --> 00:03:28,728 Well, don't just stand there grinning like a fool. 38 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,729 Go! 39 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,334 Go, go, go. 40 00:03:36,706 --> 00:03:37,607 Go, go, go. 41 00:03:44,914 --> 00:03:46,614 Come on, Elliot. Go, go. 42 00:03:46,616 --> 00:03:47,084 Move! 43 00:03:51,421 --> 00:03:54,421 14.59 seconds exactly. 44 00:03:54,423 --> 00:03:55,590 Yes! 45 00:03:55,592 --> 00:03:56,591 Yes! 46 00:03:56,593 --> 00:03:57,959 I finally broke 15 seconds. 47 00:03:57,962 --> 00:04:00,927 127th time's the charm. 48 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:02,831 Let's hit the salt lick. 49 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:05,801 Aren't you forgetting something? 50 00:04:05,803 --> 00:04:08,838 Actually, I thought maybe we could skip it today? 51 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,771 Oh, sure. 52 00:04:09,773 --> 00:04:10,840 Why not? 53 00:04:10,842 --> 00:04:12,940 Cutting a workout short never hurt anyone, right? 54 00:04:12,942 --> 00:04:14,010 Exactly. 55 00:04:14,012 --> 00:04:15,510 - Thanks, Hazel. - Hah. 56 00:04:15,512 --> 00:04:16,945 That's so funny. 57 00:04:16,947 --> 00:04:18,580 What's that thing coach always says? 58 00:04:18,582 --> 00:04:21,651 "Success trains, failure complains"? 59 00:04:21,653 --> 00:04:23,853 No, that's not it. 60 00:04:23,855 --> 00:04:25,487 "The moment you quit is the moment 61 00:04:25,489 --> 00:04:27,689 you let someone else win"? 62 00:04:27,691 --> 00:04:28,525 No! 63 00:04:28,527 --> 00:04:30,059 No, Hazel, no. 64 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,061 That's not it, either. 65 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,496 Oh, I know. 66 00:04:33,498 --> 00:04:34,963 "If it's important, you'll find a way. 67 00:04:34,965 --> 00:04:36,732 If not, you'll find an excuse." 68 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,502 That's it! 69 00:04:38,504 --> 00:04:41,639 Oh, that phrase just popped in my head so out of the blue. 70 00:04:41,641 --> 00:04:43,509 Isn't that so funny and weird? 71 00:04:47,846 --> 00:04:48,445 Fine. 72 00:04:48,447 --> 00:04:49,012 OK. 73 00:04:49,014 --> 00:04:50,782 Forget I said anything. 74 00:04:50,784 --> 00:04:51,518 I'll do it. 75 00:05:03,597 --> 00:05:05,896 I don't know why we're bothering with this. 76 00:05:05,898 --> 00:05:07,131 Really, just give it a decade or two, 77 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:10,001 and global warming is going to make this a total non-issue. 78 00:05:10,003 --> 00:05:13,004 Call me crazy, Elliot, but I don't think our strategy should 79 00:05:13,006 --> 00:05:15,540 be predicated on an ecological catastrophe from which 80 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:18,510 the world will never recover. 81 00:05:18,512 --> 00:05:19,414 Well, when you put it that way... 82 00:05:24,117 --> 00:05:24,915 All right. 83 00:05:24,917 --> 00:05:25,685 OK, good. 84 00:05:25,687 --> 00:05:26,985 Good start. 85 00:05:26,987 --> 00:05:28,488 That's what you always say. 86 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:31,791 Try dispersing your weight more evenly. 87 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:32,492 That's it! 88 00:05:32,494 --> 00:05:33,593 You're doing it! 89 00:05:33,595 --> 00:05:35,060 I... I can't believe it! 90 00:05:35,062 --> 00:05:37,932 It's working! Uh-oh. 91 00:05:41,604 --> 00:05:43,537 And that, ladies and goats, is why 92 00:05:43,539 --> 00:05:45,670 Santa's always used reindeer. 93 00:05:45,672 --> 00:05:47,840 Um, a little help here? 94 00:05:47,842 --> 00:05:48,645 Ah, hold your miniature horses. 95 00:05:53,815 --> 00:05:56,049 What are you two doing messing with the climate 96 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,285 generator again? 97 00:05:57,287 --> 00:05:59,953 These things are dangerous! 98 00:05:59,955 --> 00:06:01,822 I think I hear Peanut Butter calling me. 99 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:03,557 Coming! 100 00:06:03,559 --> 00:06:05,526 They already broke the off button. 101 00:06:05,528 --> 00:06:06,227 Next thing you know, they'll bust 102 00:06:06,229 --> 00:06:08,161 the emergency shut down, too. 103 00:06:08,163 --> 00:06:10,031 Ah, coach, you worry too much. 104 00:06:12,802 --> 00:06:14,135 Hey, guess what? 105 00:06:14,137 --> 00:06:16,938 I finally broke 15 seconds! 106 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:20,943 I mean, yeah, there's still the whole can't climb a snow 107 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,310 drift issue to contend with. 108 00:06:22,312 --> 00:06:24,313 But if you just give me a chance, 109 00:06:24,315 --> 00:06:26,782 I know I'd have a shot at making Santa's team. 110 00:06:26,784 --> 00:06:27,515 I just know it. 111 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,217 Elliot, I can't understand you. 112 00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:31,020 I'm not one of Santa's elves. 113 00:06:32,223 --> 00:06:32,820 Go on now. 114 00:06:32,822 --> 00:06:33,790 Get! 115 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:34,890 Goat run's about to start. 116 00:06:34,892 --> 00:06:37,293 Aw, coach, not the goats! 117 00:06:37,295 --> 00:06:38,092 Peanut Butter can handle the... 118 00:06:38,094 --> 00:06:39,827 Goats, Elliot. 119 00:06:39,829 --> 00:06:41,565 - I wanted to show you my moves! - Now! 120 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:46,835 Goats. 121 00:06:46,837 --> 00:06:47,635 Goats. 122 00:06:47,637 --> 00:06:48,904 So many goats. 123 00:06:48,906 --> 00:06:51,340 Line up in an orderly fashion. 124 00:06:51,342 --> 00:06:52,775 Oh. 125 00:06:52,777 --> 00:06:56,211 For the love of... work with me, goats. 126 00:06:56,213 --> 00:06:59,648 Ah, get off me, [INAUDIBLE]. 127 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:00,885 You're late! 128 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,887 And these fool goats won't herd themselves. 129 00:07:03,889 --> 00:07:04,721 What? 130 00:07:04,723 --> 00:07:06,922 - Who are you calling a fool? - You! 131 00:07:06,924 --> 00:07:09,226 You great cloven-hooved ninny. 132 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:11,062 You have responsibilities, Elliot. 133 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,130 Ugh. Let's just get this over with. 134 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,932 I should totally be carbo-loading right now. 135 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,369 I'll have you know the running of the goats 136 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:20,204 has been a beloved and dignified tradition 137 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,174 for more than 25 years! 138 00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:23,708 Heads up, old man! 139 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:30,015 Oh, yeah, so dignified. 140 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,586 Oh, shut it. 141 00:07:51,372 --> 00:07:53,005 Miss Ludzinka? 142 00:07:53,007 --> 00:07:54,307 Hello. 143 00:07:54,309 --> 00:07:57,009 Didn't we schedule your walk through for tomorrow? 144 00:07:57,011 --> 00:07:58,745 I come today. 145 00:07:58,747 --> 00:08:01,279 I can see that, and that's awesome. 146 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,182 It's just I've got this open house... 147 00:08:03,184 --> 00:08:05,753 Today! 148 00:08:05,755 --> 00:08:06,985 OK, then. 149 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:07,690 Great chat. 150 00:08:13,128 --> 00:08:14,327 I haven't seen a crowd like this 151 00:08:14,329 --> 00:08:16,864 since I was but a wee fawn. 152 00:08:16,866 --> 00:08:20,267 This calls for an inspirational speech. 153 00:08:21,237 --> 00:08:22,368 Oh, man. 154 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:26,005 Goats of witty pity, hear me now. 155 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:28,343 You've come to run as free gourdes, 156 00:08:28,345 --> 00:08:31,112 and free goats you are. 157 00:08:31,114 --> 00:08:33,147 The old coot's finally lost it. 158 00:08:33,149 --> 00:08:35,449 You're assuming he ever had it. 159 00:08:35,452 --> 00:08:39,420 What will you do with that freedom, goats? 160 00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:45,226 Mm, no. 161 00:08:45,228 --> 00:08:46,328 Ay, goats. 162 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:48,229 Learn, and you may die. 163 00:08:48,231 --> 00:08:49,964 Goat run, and you'll live... 164 00:08:49,966 --> 00:08:51,467 at least a while. 165 00:08:51,469 --> 00:08:53,802 What kind of a pep talk is this? 166 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:54,270 But would you be willing to trade... 167 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,070 All right. 168 00:08:55,072 --> 00:08:55,905 That's it. 169 00:08:55,907 --> 00:08:56,605 ...everything for one 170 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:57,973 chance to tell your enemies... 171 00:08:58,976 --> 00:09:01,410 ...that they may take our goats, 172 00:09:01,412 --> 00:09:04,748 but they will never take our goat land! 173 00:09:08,219 --> 00:09:11,488 Jeez, take it easy, Peanut Butter. 174 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:12,392 Hello, goat. 175 00:09:25,069 --> 00:09:27,336 Nice duck and weave, Blueberry. 176 00:09:27,338 --> 00:09:28,306 Thanks! 177 00:09:31,877 --> 00:09:35,846 Yee! Ha, ha! 178 00:09:35,848 --> 00:09:36,151 Oh! 179 00:09:41,186 --> 00:09:43,057 Uh! Ah! 180 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:49,794 Thanks, Elliot. 181 00:09:52,966 --> 00:09:55,833 Oh, I forgot how good adulation feels. 182 00:09:55,835 --> 00:09:58,136 I'm pretty sure they're cheering for me. 183 00:09:58,138 --> 00:09:59,005 Yeah. 184 00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:01,140 Keep telling yourself that, shorty. 185 00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:28,102 There they are, the reindeer. 186 00:10:28,104 --> 00:10:30,104 The reindeer are finally here. 187 00:10:59,903 --> 00:11:01,903 You people love DJ. 188 00:11:01,905 --> 00:11:03,107 Yes you do. 189 00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:13,348 It's true. 190 00:11:13,351 --> 00:11:17,053 DJ is fabulous. 191 00:11:17,055 --> 00:11:18,254 OK, huddle up. 192 00:11:18,256 --> 00:11:19,054 All right. 193 00:11:19,056 --> 00:11:19,522 Good run, guys. 194 00:11:19,524 --> 00:11:20,424 Good run. 195 00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:22,091 Nice work out there. 196 00:11:22,093 --> 00:11:25,126 Hey everyone, I'm all warmed up and ready to go. 197 00:11:25,128 --> 00:11:26,028 Hey, come on, guys. 198 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:28,364 Make some room. 199 00:11:28,366 --> 00:11:29,967 Yo, mini man. 200 00:11:29,969 --> 00:11:32,467 I thought I made myself clear yesterday. 201 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:33,971 Let him join in, DJ. 202 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:34,771 We don't mind. 203 00:11:34,773 --> 00:11:38,040 Well, I'm team captain and I do. 204 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:40,010 When are you going to give up, runt? 205 00:11:40,012 --> 00:11:43,348 Because DJ is getting tired of this. 206 00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:47,252 Oh, I'll never give up, so DJ better get used to it. 207 00:11:47,254 --> 00:11:48,151 Is that so? 208 00:11:48,153 --> 00:11:50,286 Yeah, it is. 209 00:11:50,288 --> 00:11:52,156 I'll say this, little dude. 210 00:11:52,158 --> 00:11:55,659 Persistence is an admirable quality, just real admirable. 211 00:11:55,662 --> 00:11:56,661 Thanks, DJ. 212 00:11:56,663 --> 00:11:59,063 I appreciate that. 213 00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:01,566 For a reindeer. 214 00:12:01,568 --> 00:12:03,469 Stinking reindeer. 215 00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:06,436 Think they're so special. 216 00:12:06,438 --> 00:12:08,939 Um, don't look now, but... what are you doing? 217 00:12:08,941 --> 00:12:10,941 I said not to look. 218 00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:14,148 Hello. Mhm. 219 00:12:20,955 --> 00:12:23,321 So you, uh, you're going to eat that? 220 00:12:23,323 --> 00:12:23,922 What? 221 00:12:23,925 --> 00:12:24,390 Ew, no. 222 00:12:24,392 --> 00:12:27,191 Come on, Hazel. 223 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,395 Ew. 224 00:12:29,397 --> 00:12:32,632 God, that is the worst beef jerky 225 00:12:32,634 --> 00:12:35,000 I've ever tasted in my life. 226 00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:37,269 That's because beef had nothing to do with it. 227 00:12:37,271 --> 00:12:38,038 Why? 228 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,940 What's it say? 229 00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:42,242 Ludzinka's Llama Sticks. 230 00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:44,277 What the what? 231 00:12:44,279 --> 00:12:48,248 Raised by Mama Llama in Peru, dehydrated by Ludzinka 232 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,084 in Duluth. 233 00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:53,587 This just in from Santa's workshop. 234 00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:55,556 The world's been stunned this holiday 235 00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:58,692 season by a startling turn of events at the North Pole. 236 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,394 Oh my gosh, it can't be true. 237 00:13:00,396 --> 00:13:01,598 So close to Christmas? 238 00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:06,667 I can confirm the rumor. 239 00:13:06,669 --> 00:13:09,303 Blitzen announced his retirement late last night, 240 00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:11,173 effective immediately. 241 00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:12,406 Was it a medical emergency? 242 00:13:12,408 --> 00:13:14,274 A family crisis? 243 00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:17,478 Or is he the one behind Dancer's conscious uncoupling? 244 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,714 Because there has been talk and photos. 245 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,382 They're everywhere. 246 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,352 Ahem. 247 00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:26,320 The truth is a juice bar in the Keys 248 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:31,060 he'd been eyeing for a while finally came on the market. 249 00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:34,097 Accordingly, we're calling up our top draft 250 00:13:34,099 --> 00:13:36,165 candidates for an emergency trial 251 00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:38,034 session starting tomorrow. 252 00:13:38,036 --> 00:13:39,300 You can't possibly expect to find 253 00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:40,737 a replacement in three days. 254 00:13:40,739 --> 00:13:42,305 Will there even be a Christmas? 255 00:13:42,307 --> 00:13:44,540 And does Blitzen do a coldpressed GSI blend? 256 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:47,042 Because my adrenals have been sued for sluggish. 257 00:13:47,044 --> 00:13:48,213 No more questions. 258 00:13:51,116 --> 00:13:53,148 Well, what are you all looking at? 259 00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:55,151 We've got to a trial to get to. 260 00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:57,686 DJ's going big leagues. 261 00:13:57,688 --> 00:13:59,156 DJ's going big leagues. 262 00:13:59,158 --> 00:14:00,056 DJ's going big leagues. 263 00:14:00,058 --> 00:14:01,325 Yes he is, yes he is. 264 00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:02,095 Zip it, rock star. 265 00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:07,598 What's your problem, Clyde? 266 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,800 Why you got to rain on DJ's parade? 267 00:14:09,802 --> 00:14:11,568 Who said you're our top pick? 268 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:14,205 Oh I get it. 269 00:14:14,207 --> 00:14:17,575 You want to be a little more reindeerly. 270 00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:21,211 Mr. Assistant Coach, sir, even though I'm the number one seed 271 00:14:21,213 --> 00:14:23,480 in the whole entire world, I humbly 272 00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:26,116 ask that you choose me for the honor, nay, 273 00:14:26,118 --> 00:14:30,121 the privilege to serve as the Witty 274 00:14:29,156 --> 00:14:32,058 Bitty Farm's representative at the North Pole tryouts. 275 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:38,095 But only if it pleases you, you're most gracious immanence. 276 00:14:38,098 --> 00:14:39,765 Please, Mr. Assistant Coach? 277 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,668 He promises to be a good boy. 278 00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:44,102 Knock it off, all of you. 279 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:49,342 Why Santa insists on working with reindeer, 280 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:52,678 when any other animal could do a better job, I'll never know. 281 00:14:52,681 --> 00:14:55,082 And if Coach understood even half the trash 282 00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:57,750 you nimwits talk, he'd agree. 283 00:14:57,753 --> 00:14:59,284 Did you hear that, Hazel? 284 00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:00,719 This is my chance to prove I'm just as 285 00:15:00,721 --> 00:15:03,522 good as any stinking reindeer. 286 00:15:03,524 --> 00:15:06,094 Good luck. 287 00:15:06,096 --> 00:15:08,195 So the housing market's pretty crazy in the North Pole, 288 00:15:08,197 --> 00:15:10,098 - isn't it? - Elliot, what are you doing? 289 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,732 Demonstrating a hairpin turn. 290 00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:13,834 Why? 291 00:15:13,836 --> 00:15:15,303 Hey, Coach, check it out. 292 00:15:20,143 --> 00:15:21,709 Stopping on a dime. 293 00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:24,311 There's a shortage of housing I hear. 294 00:15:24,313 --> 00:15:26,446 I'm even amazing in reverse, Coach. 295 00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:27,781 Elliot, stop. 296 00:15:27,783 --> 00:15:30,318 But I've been training so hard, Clyde. 297 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,354 If you and Coach would just give me a chance. 298 00:15:34,357 --> 00:15:35,790 Well, looky looky. 299 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:38,494 Little horse is trying out. 300 00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:42,864 Oh man, DJ couldn't ask for a funner humiliation himself. 301 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,432 Nice form. 302 00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,237 - Little guy's not half bad. - What? 303 00:15:50,473 --> 00:15:51,540 Not again. 304 00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,676 Get him back to the goat pin, would you, old fella? 305 00:15:53,678 --> 00:15:57,379 I don't have time for any more of his antics today. 306 00:15:57,381 --> 00:15:58,581 Coach, wait. 307 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,549 You don't see me run the tire course yet. 308 00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:01,551 Coach, please. 309 00:16:01,553 --> 00:16:02,684 Oh no. 310 00:16:02,686 --> 00:16:06,923 No, no, no, no, no. 311 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,392 Elliot, you OK in there? 312 00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:18,634 He didn't even notice me. 313 00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:19,837 What a loser. 314 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:22,539 No you didn't. 315 00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:24,375 You wouldn't want to be a part of this anyway, kid. 316 00:16:24,377 --> 00:16:26,309 Go back to the goats, buddy. 317 00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:27,410 Let him go. 318 00:16:27,412 --> 00:16:27,977 Go lock in. 319 00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:29,450 We've got to go lock in. 320 00:16:33,219 --> 00:16:33,787 Aw, Elliot. 321 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,524 Twas a solid effort, lad. 322 00:16:39,526 --> 00:16:41,226 Yeah, thanks. 323 00:16:41,228 --> 00:16:42,593 But that's what you get for trying 324 00:16:42,595 --> 00:16:44,828 to be something you're not. 325 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:48,800 Well, pardon me for wanting to do something with my life. 326 00:16:48,802 --> 00:16:51,670 Are you implying my life isn't important? 327 00:16:51,672 --> 00:16:55,774 To think I thought you'd take over for me one day. 328 00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:59,844 You don't deserve the honor of overseeing the goat run. 329 00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:06,551 Nobody cares about the goat run or the mini horses 330 00:17:06,553 --> 00:17:09,922 in charge of it. 331 00:17:18,332 --> 00:17:21,568 Pst. Hey Elliot, wake up. 332 00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:24,237 Just get up. 333 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,606 Come on. 334 00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:27,640 Hazel? 335 00:17:27,642 --> 00:17:28,676 What are you doing? 336 00:17:28,679 --> 00:17:30,910 Oh, you know, just heading up the back nine. 337 00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:32,412 Want to play buck a ball? 338 00:17:32,414 --> 00:17:33,847 You're golfing? 339 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,549 I'm stuck. 340 00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:38,452 Help me. 341 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:40,287 Wait. 342 00:17:40,289 --> 00:17:42,857 You're not going to eat that, are you? 343 00:17:42,859 --> 00:17:44,458 Oh, how dare you. 344 00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,694 That is a vicious stereotype. 345 00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:50,564 I have never eaten a tin can in my life. 346 00:17:50,566 --> 00:17:51,499 OK, fine. 347 00:17:51,501 --> 00:17:55,370 I'm a goat and I eat tin cans, all right? 348 00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:57,706 Can you please stop judging me now? 349 00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,707 I am vulnerable. 350 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,310 What do you need me to do? 351 00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:04,912 Um, pull. 352 00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:05,883 Whoa, easy. 353 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,352 You're going to have to go get that. 354 00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:12,054 It's your can. 355 00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:12,955 You get it. 356 00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:15,423 Fine, we'll do it together. 357 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,558 Big baby. 358 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,861 1, 2, 3. 359 00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:24,968 Quick, grab it. 360 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,036 Ew. 361 00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:30,306 Young man, no wife, no childrens. 362 00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:33,477 To own a petting zoo is weird to me. 363 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:34,745 Yeah, OK. 364 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:38,948 Well, like I said, I inherited the place from my grandparents. 365 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,517 You sure you'll be able to give them a good home, Ms. Ludzinka? 366 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,785 No need worry. 367 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:47,857 I give my animals only the best, organic feed, insulated pins. 368 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:52,997 I keep them very happy and tenderized. 369 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,700 Sorry, did you say tenderized? 370 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,601 Tenderhearted. 371 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,167 Forgive me. 372 00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:00,771 My English, not so good. 373 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,543 Sure you're not throwing reindeer. 374 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:06,510 I like reindeer. 375 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,980 Good and gamey. 376 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,383 They are good at games. 377 00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:15,753 I mean, I love to play different games with my friends. 378 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,022 The reindeer are the future of this place. 379 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,558 No, only the petting zoo animals are for sale. 380 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,094 OK. 381 00:19:22,096 --> 00:19:24,896 I already make you a good offer, better than anyone else's, 382 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,898 I'm sure. 383 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:31,503 Actually, you made the only offer, so. 384 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:34,140 You're not so good at bargaining thing, huh? 385 00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:34,907 What do you mean? 386 00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:35,741 Oh, nothing. 387 00:19:35,743 --> 00:19:36,909 Nothing. 388 00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:38,010 Shake hand. 389 00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:41,514 We have deal. 390 00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:43,383 We'll finalize the paperwork when I get back. 391 00:19:43,385 --> 00:19:44,550 Ooh. 392 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:45,388 Moist, very moist hand. 393 00:19:52,061 --> 00:19:55,162 Peanutbutter, wake up. 394 00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:58,065 What are you two dunderheads doing in my stall 395 00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,900 at this unholy hour? 396 00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:01,135 Coach is selling us, Peanutbutter. 397 00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:03,104 To a crazy lady. 398 00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:05,906 Who dehydrates llamas in Duluth. 399 00:20:05,908 --> 00:20:08,742 So he's finally found a buyer? 400 00:20:08,744 --> 00:20:13,447 You know about this and you didn't try to stop it? 401 00:20:13,449 --> 00:20:15,550 What happened to glory and honor? 402 00:20:15,553 --> 00:20:16,784 What happened to 403 00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:18,685 never taking our goat run. 404 00:20:18,687 --> 00:20:22,724 One thing has nothing to do with the other. 405 00:20:22,726 --> 00:20:25,127 It's time to stop fighting what you are and accept 406 00:20:25,129 --> 00:20:27,096 your station, Elliot. 407 00:20:27,098 --> 00:20:28,100 Life's easier that way. 408 00:20:32,069 --> 00:20:34,603 You get Ignacio, I'll get the goats. 409 00:20:34,605 --> 00:20:36,438 You wouldn't last a day in the wild. 410 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,042 Well, that's longer than we'd last in a dehydrator. 411 00:20:39,044 --> 00:20:40,643 We're not running away, Hazel. 412 00:20:40,645 --> 00:20:42,044 Of course we're running away. 413 00:20:42,046 --> 00:20:43,415 What else could we possibly do? 414 00:20:47,717 --> 00:20:49,985 Are we about to commit a crime? 415 00:20:49,988 --> 00:20:51,221 It's a gray area. 416 00:20:51,223 --> 00:20:53,659 Because I've always thought I'd make an excellent saboteur. 417 00:20:56,995 --> 00:21:01,131 Sabotage isn't exactly what I had in mind. 418 00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:06,735 Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi. 419 00:21:06,737 --> 00:21:09,072 Oh, what a DJing morning. 420 00:21:09,074 --> 00:21:11,910 Oh, what a DJing day. 421 00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:13,777 Everybody now. 422 00:21:13,779 --> 00:21:16,715 We've got a DJing feeling. 423 00:21:16,717 --> 00:21:19,784 Everything's DJ today. 424 00:21:19,787 --> 00:21:22,219 You know, DJ's going to miss you all when 425 00:21:22,221 --> 00:21:23,788 he's working with the big man. 426 00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:26,225 Aw, we're going to miss you too, DJ. 427 00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:29,260 Oh, DJ didn't really mean it. 428 00:21:29,262 --> 00:21:31,964 He was just being polite. 429 00:21:31,966 --> 00:21:34,636 See you on the other side, suckers. 430 00:21:42,544 --> 00:21:45,244 Shut that thing, Hazel. 431 00:21:45,247 --> 00:21:46,979 I'm serious, quiet. 432 00:21:46,981 --> 00:21:48,247 I'm trying. 433 00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:48,817 I'm trying. 434 00:21:51,786 --> 00:21:52,988 I think I got it this time. 435 00:21:58,159 --> 00:21:59,792 Purring like a kitten. 436 00:22:03,598 --> 00:22:05,298 What is the matter with you? 437 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:07,768 It's no big deal, I just... 438 00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,067 uh. 439 00:22:09,069 --> 00:22:11,071 What is going on? 440 00:22:11,073 --> 00:22:15,212 I just maybe, probably, really shouldn't have eaten that can. 441 00:22:18,079 --> 00:22:20,213 Third time's the charm. 442 00:22:22,786 --> 00:22:24,118 Yes. 443 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:27,055 Now hurry up and get in before she stalls again. 444 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:43,305 Oh, make it stop. 445 00:22:43,307 --> 00:22:45,205 You look really bad. 446 00:22:45,207 --> 00:22:48,243 Got to get that can through the old duodenum, you know? 447 00:22:48,245 --> 00:22:49,945 Um, no. 448 00:22:49,947 --> 00:22:51,614 You're right. 449 00:22:51,616 --> 00:22:53,249 Things could get messy, cornering the small intestine. 450 00:22:53,251 --> 00:22:55,885 That's only happened a couple of times in the past. 451 00:22:55,887 --> 00:22:56,786 What? 452 00:22:56,788 --> 00:22:57,319 All right, Sherlock. 453 00:22:57,321 --> 00:22:58,253 It was five times. 454 00:22:58,255 --> 00:22:59,188 OK, six. 455 00:22:59,190 --> 00:23:00,723 Fine, seven. 456 00:23:00,725 --> 00:23:03,058 I've had complications in the small intestine 457 00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:05,995 as a result of ingesting cans eight times in the past. 458 00:23:05,997 --> 00:23:07,964 But you never know how things will shake out. 459 00:23:07,966 --> 00:23:12,135 A ruminants gastrointestinal tract is full of surprises. 460 00:23:17,076 --> 00:23:20,042 What happened to the engine? 461 00:23:25,017 --> 00:23:27,985 We're going to have to make an emergency landing. 462 00:23:27,987 --> 00:23:29,188 We're all going to die. 463 00:23:33,258 --> 00:23:34,725 What are you doing? 464 00:23:34,727 --> 00:23:36,629 Are you trying to hit that tree, Coach? 465 00:23:43,168 --> 00:23:45,168 Hazel. 466 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:46,839 Help me. 467 00:23:46,841 --> 00:23:48,906 Come on, Hazel. 468 00:23:48,909 --> 00:23:51,912 Reach. Hazel. 469 00:23:59,186 --> 00:24:02,186 Wow, well how about that? 470 00:24:02,188 --> 00:24:03,422 What? 471 00:24:03,424 --> 00:24:07,260 That can just shook itself right out. 472 00:24:39,961 --> 00:24:42,733 This is where reindeer become heroes, boys. 473 00:24:50,207 --> 00:24:52,074 Nice ride. 474 00:24:52,076 --> 00:24:55,443 You make that thing out of your grandpappy's old car 475 00:24:55,445 --> 00:24:57,845 and some salvage tractor parts? 476 00:24:57,848 --> 00:24:59,848 Yeah, why? 477 00:25:07,891 --> 00:25:10,424 I'm flying corporate or nothing from now on. 478 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,494 I am not even kidding. 479 00:25:11,496 --> 00:25:13,261 Oh, nibbles. 480 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,329 Let's chow. 481 00:25:14,331 --> 00:25:15,998 No, forget it. 482 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,933 We have to register while the others are distracted. 483 00:25:17,935 --> 00:25:19,902 Not even a carrot? 484 00:25:19,904 --> 00:25:21,170 Come on. 485 00:25:21,172 --> 00:25:24,106 I'm so hungry. 486 00:25:24,108 --> 00:25:25,341 Whoohoo. 487 00:25:25,343 --> 00:25:27,681 That's my boys. 488 00:25:32,183 --> 00:25:34,951 Walter Wittick III, right? 489 00:25:34,953 --> 00:25:36,252 Do I know you? 490 00:25:36,254 --> 00:25:37,787 I don't think so. 491 00:25:37,789 --> 00:25:40,427 Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. 492 00:25:44,129 --> 00:25:45,864 I'm Walter Wittick, yes. 493 00:25:45,866 --> 00:25:48,097 Oh yeah, you're the team from the petting 494 00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:50,134 zoo, the Witty Bitty Farm. 495 00:25:50,136 --> 00:25:52,403 Wittick's Reindeer Training Camp, actually. 496 00:25:52,405 --> 00:25:53,771 We're rebranding. 497 00:25:53,773 --> 00:25:55,839 Aren't you some kind of minor league 498 00:25:55,841 --> 00:25:57,342 baseball star or something? 499 00:25:57,344 --> 00:25:59,376 Youngest shortstop ever drafted. 500 00:25:59,378 --> 00:26:01,112 Ooh, impressive. 501 00:26:01,114 --> 00:26:04,183 I bet you'll be called up to the majors any day now. 502 00:26:04,185 --> 00:26:06,184 Oh, yeah. 503 00:26:06,186 --> 00:26:08,520 Major league baseball isn't all it's cracked up to be. 504 00:26:08,522 --> 00:26:11,221 I decided to do something important with my life, 505 00:26:11,223 --> 00:26:14,527 something truly fulfilling, you know, for the kids. 506 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:16,328 How noble. 507 00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:18,564 That's just the kind of guy I am, 508 00:26:18,567 --> 00:26:21,267 noble, magnanimous, benevolent. 509 00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:22,433 I could go on. 510 00:26:22,435 --> 00:26:24,002 I'm sure you could. 511 00:26:24,005 --> 00:26:26,305 The thing is I heard you got sidelined 512 00:26:26,307 --> 00:26:27,972 by a case of the yips. 513 00:26:27,974 --> 00:26:28,942 What? 514 00:26:28,944 --> 00:26:31,278 Word is you woke up one day and completely 515 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,145 lost your ability to throw the ball to first base. 516 00:26:34,147 --> 00:26:36,282 Poof, like you never had it at all. 517 00:26:36,284 --> 00:26:37,884 That's not... where did you... 518 00:26:37,886 --> 00:26:40,252 I mean, OK, also dude, the yips is 519 00:26:40,254 --> 00:26:41,922 not the preferred nomenclature. 520 00:26:41,924 --> 00:26:44,424 Misplaced focus, please. 521 00:26:44,426 --> 00:26:46,293 You couldn't hit a ball 10 feet in front of you 522 00:26:46,295 --> 00:26:47,128 to save your life. 523 00:26:47,130 --> 00:26:49,428 That only happened the one time. 524 00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:51,398 Sure it did. 525 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,466 Good like out there, sport star. 526 00:26:53,468 --> 00:26:58,138 That could have gone better. 527 00:26:58,140 --> 00:27:00,574 Oh man, this is perfect. 528 00:27:00,576 --> 00:27:01,576 Everyone in the world is going to want 529 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:03,543 to visit the petting zoo that produced Santa's 530 00:27:03,545 --> 00:27:05,946 first non-reindeer reindeer. 531 00:27:05,949 --> 00:27:07,515 Coach will make so much money, he 532 00:27:07,517 --> 00:27:09,449 won't have to sell us anymore. 533 00:27:09,451 --> 00:27:12,552 And all you have to do is beat 20 of the world's toughest 534 00:27:12,554 --> 00:27:14,523 contenders in a grueling three-day 535 00:27:14,525 --> 00:27:16,894 - competition to make it happen. - Next. 536 00:27:21,297 --> 00:27:22,196 Where's your human? 537 00:27:22,198 --> 00:27:24,900 He's busy in the... uh, you know what? 538 00:27:24,902 --> 00:27:26,636 I'd look to check in a player, please. 539 00:27:26,638 --> 00:27:28,972 I'm only permitted to deal with humans. 540 00:27:28,974 --> 00:27:29,906 It's a union thing. 541 00:27:29,908 --> 00:27:30,873 His name's Elliot. 542 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:31,742 That is E-L-L-I-O-T-E? 543 00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:37,012 At least, I think there's an E on the end. 544 00:27:37,014 --> 00:27:38,947 Literacy's never really been my strong point. 545 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,350 Seriously, g get your human. 546 00:27:40,352 --> 00:27:42,118 He's allergic to tree nuts. 547 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,152 Best to take it easy on the dairy, too. 548 00:27:44,154 --> 00:27:46,923 Since you're obviously never going to leave, fine. 549 00:27:46,925 --> 00:27:48,892 Name and feeder farm before I change my mind. 550 00:27:48,894 --> 00:27:49,760 Yeah. 551 00:27:49,762 --> 00:27:51,896 So again, his name is Elliot, and we 552 00:27:51,898 --> 00:27:53,563 are an independent entry. 553 00:27:53,565 --> 00:27:55,565 You got a wild card then? 554 00:27:55,567 --> 00:27:58,502 Did I mention he has a nut allergy? 555 00:27:58,504 --> 00:28:00,271 I'll take that as a no. 556 00:28:00,273 --> 00:28:01,639 Once you see what he can do... 557 00:28:01,641 --> 00:28:03,340 Oh, for the love of Keebler. 558 00:28:03,342 --> 00:28:08,044 If it will hurry you up, show me this player of yours. 559 00:28:08,046 --> 00:28:11,181 Tada. 560 00:28:11,183 --> 00:28:13,485 You want to enter a pony in the North Pole tryouts? 561 00:28:13,487 --> 00:28:15,288 - I am a miniature... - Next. 562 00:28:19,961 --> 00:28:21,493 What are we going to do, Hazel? 563 00:28:21,495 --> 00:28:24,062 If I can't register, I can't compete. 564 00:28:24,064 --> 00:28:24,764 No, no, no. 565 00:28:24,766 --> 00:28:27,600 It's all big misunderstanding. 566 00:28:27,602 --> 00:28:30,603 We warned you about the extra magic cookies, Moshennika. 567 00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:32,571 Gentlemen, be reasonable. 568 00:28:32,573 --> 00:28:35,106 I'm sure we can work this out. 569 00:28:35,108 --> 00:28:37,610 Bribing Santa's helpers, Uri. 570 00:28:37,612 --> 00:28:41,079 Ugh, how do you sleep at night? 571 00:28:41,081 --> 00:28:42,049 Enjoy the naughty list. 572 00:28:45,286 --> 00:28:46,519 Ooh. 573 00:28:46,521 --> 00:28:49,690 Ah, Hazel, you don't even know what that is. 574 00:28:49,692 --> 00:28:51,991 Blech, ugh. 575 00:28:51,993 --> 00:28:55,328 Standard 65 pound cardstock flavored with number 12 ink? 576 00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:57,729 I'm number 12 ink intolerant. 577 00:28:57,731 --> 00:28:58,164 What? 578 00:28:58,166 --> 00:29:00,732 It's a thing. 579 00:29:00,735 --> 00:29:04,237 Hazel, you are a genius. 580 00:29:04,239 --> 00:29:05,505 I know. 581 00:29:05,507 --> 00:29:06,209 What's it say? 582 00:29:10,012 --> 00:29:11,745 Follow me. 583 00:29:11,747 --> 00:29:13,548 Can you just read it to me? 584 00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:14,348 Mm. 585 00:29:14,350 --> 00:29:15,315 Mm. 586 00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:16,250 Mm. 587 00:29:16,252 --> 00:29:17,684 Mhm. 588 00:29:17,686 --> 00:29:19,924 This is some quality produce. 589 00:29:23,158 --> 00:29:24,195 Hello, Junior. 590 00:29:28,031 --> 00:29:31,134 Oh, hey dad. 591 00:29:32,165 --> 00:29:33,469 Didn't realize you'd make it to the tryouts. 592 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:36,571 How are things with the Brittle... 593 00:29:36,573 --> 00:29:38,772 what's that place called again? 594 00:29:38,774 --> 00:29:41,676 Wittick's Witty Bitty Farm, which you'd know 595 00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:44,480 if you ever bothered to visit. 596 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:45,748 Yes. 597 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:48,353 Well, oh dear. 598 00:29:52,055 --> 00:29:52,990 Good luck, son. 599 00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:58,059 Oh and Junior... 600 00:29:58,061 --> 00:29:59,729 Yeah dad? 601 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:01,467 Try not to embarrass me, OK? 602 00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:13,443 - Say hello to Glitzen. - Glitzen? 603 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:15,544 What kind of a name is Glitzen? 604 00:30:15,546 --> 00:30:18,181 Weren't you just here? 605 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:19,750 Are you going to sign us in or do I have 606 00:30:19,752 --> 00:30:21,284 to go over your head on this? 607 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,486 Ahem. 608 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,156 Do we have a problem here, Joleen? 609 00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:27,358 This goat's pulling a fast one. 610 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,092 I've got a wild card and I've got a player. 611 00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:31,462 How is that a fast one? 612 00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:32,198 This is your player? 613 00:30:35,768 --> 00:30:36,833 We're blown. 614 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,169 - He knows. - He doesn't know. 615 00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:40,671 - Stop talking. - He totally knows. 616 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,073 Go ahead, sign him in. 617 00:30:42,075 --> 00:30:43,007 What? 618 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,609 He's below regulation weight and height. 619 00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:47,111 He doesn't have a human, and I'm almost positive I 620 00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:49,648 checked in all the wild cards. 621 00:30:49,650 --> 00:30:52,552 Who gives the orders around here? 622 00:30:52,554 --> 00:30:54,253 You do, sir. 623 00:30:54,255 --> 00:30:58,122 Then sign him in. 624 00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,191 Thanks. 625 00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,326 It's going to be a long day. 626 00:31:01,328 --> 00:31:02,597 I knew I shouldn't have picked up this shift. 627 00:31:07,501 --> 00:31:08,668 I guess we should try to find out 628 00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:10,670 who your main competition is. 629 00:31:10,672 --> 00:31:13,673 Oh, oh DJ all the way. 630 00:31:13,675 --> 00:31:15,843 Ugh, aside from the obvious. 631 00:31:15,845 --> 00:31:18,211 Oh, I already know. 632 00:31:18,213 --> 00:31:19,712 There's Heinrich the Dutch Dream. 633 00:31:19,714 --> 00:31:21,348 Oh [INAUDIBLE] 634 00:31:21,350 --> 00:31:23,484 Svetlana the Polish Punisher and her best friend, 635 00:31:23,486 --> 00:31:26,487 Olga the Swedish Destroyer. 636 00:31:26,490 --> 00:31:28,889 Then we've got the Canadian, a.k.a. 637 00:31:28,891 --> 00:31:30,724 - Sasha Second Place. - Ouch. 638 00:31:30,726 --> 00:31:32,494 Watch it, Dutch boy. 639 00:31:32,496 --> 00:31:33,560 Dang. 640 00:31:33,563 --> 00:31:35,130 What is her problem? 641 00:31:35,132 --> 00:31:36,864 Huge chip on her shoulder. 642 00:31:36,866 --> 00:31:39,667 Dad, grandma, and great uncle all second picks 643 00:31:39,669 --> 00:31:41,568 at previous tryouts. 644 00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:43,438 Lot of pressure to break the family curse. 645 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,207 All right, everybody, pipe down. 646 00:31:46,209 --> 00:31:49,376 Ahem, welcome, one and all. 647 00:31:49,378 --> 00:31:51,514 Santa is delighted you made the long journey 648 00:31:51,516 --> 00:31:53,681 and is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 649 00:31:53,683 --> 00:31:55,250 OK, here's the deal. 650 00:31:55,252 --> 00:31:59,255 We've got three days to find our next Blitzen. 651 00:31:59,257 --> 00:32:01,156 Of course, when we set up this system, 652 00:32:01,158 --> 00:32:04,793 we envisioned a much longer process. 653 00:32:04,795 --> 00:32:07,595 But since your predecessor proved like so many before him 654 00:32:07,597 --> 00:32:09,931 that reindeer are unreliable, self-absorbed, 655 00:32:09,933 --> 00:32:12,269 ego maniacal quitters who possess 656 00:32:12,271 --> 00:32:14,804 nary a hint of social responsibility 657 00:32:14,806 --> 00:32:15,770 nor personal honor... 658 00:32:15,772 --> 00:32:16,771 Who do you think you are? 659 00:32:17,674 --> 00:32:19,208 Not all reindeer, man. 660 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:20,876 This guy is amazing. 661 00:32:20,878 --> 00:32:22,679 Oh, I see. 662 00:32:22,681 --> 00:32:25,815 You're under the impression that reindeers are noble creatures. 663 00:32:25,817 --> 00:32:27,416 Hey, I've got a good idea. 664 00:32:27,418 --> 00:32:30,319 How about I enlighten you to the way things really are? 665 00:32:30,321 --> 00:32:35,926 It all started in 1953 when Dixen decided to have a family 666 00:32:35,928 --> 00:32:37,728 and move to the suburbs. 667 00:32:37,730 --> 00:32:39,596 Now, I'll be the first to admit the Dixen thing caught us off 668 00:32:39,598 --> 00:32:41,397 guard. 669 00:32:41,399 --> 00:32:43,701 Of course, our real mistake was thinking that it was a fluke. 670 00:32:43,703 --> 00:32:46,436 Because 14 years later, along comes a little movement known 671 00:32:46,438 --> 00:32:49,507 as "flower power," and Comet takes off 672 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:52,777 to some ashram to find himself. 673 00:32:52,779 --> 00:32:56,414 Then in 1988, Cupid defected to Moscow 674 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:59,451 after falling in love again, this time 675 00:32:59,453 --> 00:33:02,354 with a little Siberian number by the name of Vladlena, 676 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:05,857 on Christmas Eve, no less, which brings us 677 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,894 to last year's incident when Prancer decided 678 00:33:08,896 --> 00:33:11,629 he needed some "me" time. 679 00:33:11,631 --> 00:33:14,899 I mean, have you ever heard such self-absorbed baloney 680 00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:16,268 in all your life? 681 00:33:16,270 --> 00:33:16,835 Oh, wait. 682 00:33:16,838 --> 00:33:19,271 Look who I'm talking to. 683 00:33:19,273 --> 00:33:20,673 Of course you have. 684 00:33:20,675 --> 00:33:21,506 Wait a minute. 685 00:33:21,508 --> 00:33:22,875 Are you kidding me? 686 00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:27,346 Save your whining for the sports psychologist. 687 00:33:27,349 --> 00:33:31,016 The point is, punks, it's no longer just about skill. 688 00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:34,888 We're looking for strength of character, integrity, loyalty, 689 00:33:34,890 --> 00:33:36,889 qualities that seemed to have eluded your species 690 00:33:36,891 --> 00:33:39,325 for quite some time. 691 00:33:39,327 --> 00:33:40,827 Now, get out of here. 692 00:33:40,829 --> 00:33:43,562 First event starts in the main field in five. 693 00:33:56,946 --> 00:33:59,379 Oh, oh DJ all the way. 694 00:33:59,381 --> 00:34:03,284 Hey, hey DJ all the way. 695 00:34:03,286 --> 00:34:05,419 Hm. 696 00:34:05,421 --> 00:34:10,324 Hey, Little League tryouts were last week, small fry. 697 00:34:10,326 --> 00:34:11,058 Good one. 698 00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:11,859 Question, though. 699 00:34:11,861 --> 00:34:13,428 Are you looking forward to coming 700 00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:15,831 in second again, JD Canuck? 701 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:17,733 Oh. 702 00:34:17,735 --> 00:34:18,667 No, no, I'm sorry. 703 00:34:18,669 --> 00:34:19,901 I didn't mean that. 704 00:34:19,903 --> 00:34:20,701 I was only trying to... 705 00:34:20,703 --> 00:34:22,470 I'm just messing with you, tiny. 706 00:34:22,472 --> 00:34:24,038 Would you two keep it down? 707 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,411 DJ's trying to get himself in the zone over here. 708 00:34:32,449 --> 00:34:33,715 All right, folks. 709 00:34:33,717 --> 00:34:36,651 This ain't rocket science. 710 00:34:36,654 --> 00:34:38,955 First 10 get to stick around for tomorrow's event. 711 00:34:38,957 --> 00:34:41,791 The rest of you, bye bye. 712 00:34:41,793 --> 00:34:42,295 Take your marks. 713 00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:51,368 Go DJ, go. 714 00:34:51,370 --> 00:34:56,043 - Wind up your knees, head down. - Huh? 715 00:35:10,123 --> 00:35:13,824 This is just another goat run. 716 00:35:13,826 --> 00:35:16,794 Come on, Glitzen, you can do this. 717 00:35:16,796 --> 00:35:18,796 You do this every day. 718 00:35:18,798 --> 00:35:20,598 Duck and weave, Glitzen. 719 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,099 What? 720 00:35:22,101 --> 00:35:23,504 Duck and weave. 721 00:35:30,077 --> 00:35:32,076 Look at DJ go. 722 00:35:32,078 --> 00:35:34,812 Those clowns never had a chance. 723 00:35:34,815 --> 00:35:36,781 Enough of this nonsense. 724 00:35:36,783 --> 00:35:39,884 There's a footy match against the old enemy on channel 3. 725 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:41,587 Hey. 726 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:50,463 Did somebody order a Spanish meatball? 727 00:35:53,534 --> 00:35:55,836 Get out of there, Glitzen. Go. 728 00:35:55,838 --> 00:35:58,505 Move. 729 00:35:58,507 --> 00:36:00,409 Oh my goat. 730 00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:05,681 What? 731 00:36:08,984 --> 00:36:12,720 That little reindeer looks just like you, Peanutbutter. 732 00:36:12,722 --> 00:36:18,592 - [INAUDIBLE] - He's got it. 733 00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:19,560 He's got it. 734 00:36:19,563 --> 00:36:20,827 Yeah. 735 00:36:20,829 --> 00:36:22,496 Yes. Yes. 736 00:36:22,498 --> 00:36:24,465 DJ loves himself. 737 00:36:24,467 --> 00:36:25,933 DJ. 738 00:36:25,935 --> 00:36:26,835 You see that? 739 00:36:26,837 --> 00:36:29,603 The training camp is going to pay off. 740 00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:31,505 Man, your boy's got some legs. 741 00:36:31,507 --> 00:36:33,775 He just broke your record, right? 742 00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:34,645 Not even close. 743 00:36:46,657 --> 00:36:47,657 Yes, yes. 744 00:36:47,659 --> 00:36:49,494 [INAUDIBLE] in your face. 745 00:36:54,965 --> 00:36:57,233 Elliot, that was amazing. 746 00:36:57,235 --> 00:36:59,936 Can you believe it, Hazel? 747 00:36:59,938 --> 00:37:00,605 I did it. 748 00:37:00,607 --> 00:37:02,639 I actually made it through. 749 00:37:02,641 --> 00:37:03,772 What are you two doing here? 750 00:37:03,775 --> 00:37:06,209 Uh-oh. 751 00:37:06,211 --> 00:37:07,843 Do we know each other? 752 00:37:07,845 --> 00:37:09,947 I'm pretty sure we've met, Elliot. 753 00:37:09,949 --> 00:37:11,214 Nice hat, Hazel. 754 00:37:11,216 --> 00:37:13,516 Please don't tell Coach we're here, Clyde. 755 00:37:13,518 --> 00:37:16,019 Give me one good reason why not. 756 00:37:16,021 --> 00:37:18,221 Because I can do this. 757 00:37:18,223 --> 00:37:19,189 Did you see that? 758 00:37:19,191 --> 00:37:20,191 I made the cut. 759 00:37:20,193 --> 00:37:22,159 Dead last on qualifier. 760 00:37:22,162 --> 00:37:23,894 You must be so proud. 761 00:37:23,896 --> 00:37:26,030 OK, yeah, I was last. 762 00:37:26,032 --> 00:37:27,265 But did you see me out there? 763 00:37:27,267 --> 00:37:28,666 I was on fire. 764 00:37:28,668 --> 00:37:30,934 Sloppy footwork, appalling technique, 765 00:37:30,936 --> 00:37:33,938 and a total disregard for presentation. 766 00:37:33,941 --> 00:37:34,972 Some fire. 767 00:37:34,974 --> 00:37:35,874 Yeah? 768 00:37:35,876 --> 00:37:37,774 Well, what do you know? 769 00:37:37,776 --> 00:37:39,745 You're just a cranky, old draft horse whose pulled one too many 770 00:37:39,747 --> 00:37:41,880 kegs. 771 00:37:41,882 --> 00:37:43,214 Forget I said anything. 772 00:37:43,216 --> 00:37:44,685 You'll make a perfect reindeer. 773 00:37:47,922 --> 00:37:49,858 OK, time to hit the buffet. 774 00:37:56,297 --> 00:37:59,163 Uh, we should just go home and take 775 00:37:59,165 --> 00:38:01,100 our chances with the meat lady. 776 00:38:01,102 --> 00:38:02,268 Oh yeah, sure. 777 00:38:02,270 --> 00:38:04,671 Let's quit now, give up on everything 778 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,538 you've been working your entire life for. 779 00:38:06,540 --> 00:38:07,240 Great plan. 780 00:38:07,242 --> 00:38:08,307 I'm serious. 781 00:38:08,309 --> 00:38:10,480 Sure you are. Athletes. 782 00:38:12,981 --> 00:38:14,113 Wait a second. 783 00:38:14,115 --> 00:38:17,017 Where is everyone? 784 00:38:17,019 --> 00:38:18,818 Hey, Glitzen. 785 00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:20,720 You coming to the after party? 786 00:38:20,722 --> 00:38:22,555 Ooh, is that where they serve dessert? 787 00:38:22,557 --> 00:38:23,790 Is there a chocolate fountain? 788 00:38:23,792 --> 00:38:26,259 Reindeer only, sorry. 789 00:38:26,261 --> 00:38:28,129 I'm not really in a party mood. 790 00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:29,095 Why not? 791 00:38:29,097 --> 00:38:31,698 You were amazing today. 792 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:32,200 I was? 793 00:38:32,202 --> 00:38:33,334 Are you kidding? 794 00:38:33,336 --> 00:38:34,834 I just saw the replay. 795 00:38:34,836 --> 00:38:37,772 That duck and weave bit was awesome. 796 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:38,772 Oh, actually, that was... 797 00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:41,576 Just a little reindeer move I came up with back 798 00:38:41,578 --> 00:38:43,678 at the reindeer training camp, you 799 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,280 know with the other reindeer, like me. 800 00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:47,248 Excuse me? 801 00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,784 Well, come on then. 802 00:38:48,786 --> 00:38:50,885 Don't just stand there looking short. 803 00:38:50,887 --> 00:38:52,720 OK, yeah. 804 00:38:52,722 --> 00:38:53,956 Yeah, you're right, Sasha. 805 00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:56,190 A party sounds like a great idea. 806 00:38:56,192 --> 00:38:57,127 Enjoy the buffet, Hazel. 807 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,035 So this is like a Christmas party? 808 00:39:06,037 --> 00:39:08,370 Um, not exactly. 809 00:39:08,372 --> 00:39:10,707 Younglings, welcome. 810 00:39:10,709 --> 00:39:14,343 We've got food, beverages, flea dip. 811 00:39:14,345 --> 00:39:18,080 Um, is that the North Pole? 812 00:39:18,082 --> 00:39:19,247 Yeah. 813 00:39:19,249 --> 00:39:20,984 We steal it every year. 814 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:22,953 What's that stuff all over it? 815 00:39:22,955 --> 00:39:23,785 Butter. 816 00:39:23,787 --> 00:39:28,125 - Makes it good and slippery. - Oh. 817 00:39:28,127 --> 00:39:29,960 You two want to give it a try? 818 00:39:29,962 --> 00:39:32,695 Do we have a choice? 819 00:39:32,697 --> 00:39:36,400 What do you think we are, a couple of heartless monsters? 820 00:39:36,402 --> 00:39:39,136 Because you would be right. 821 00:39:39,139 --> 00:39:40,404 Come on now. 822 00:39:40,406 --> 00:39:41,371 Come on. 823 00:39:41,373 --> 00:39:43,341 Have fun, y'all. 824 00:40:03,963 --> 00:40:05,163 Huh? 825 00:40:05,165 --> 00:40:06,364 Come on, come on. 826 00:40:06,366 --> 00:40:07,699 Where is it? 827 00:40:07,701 --> 00:40:09,337 I know I saw it around here somewhere. 828 00:40:26,219 --> 00:40:27,923 That must be where we get the dessert. 829 00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:33,093 Man, are you kidding me? 830 00:40:33,095 --> 00:40:34,961 No one can win this thing. 831 00:40:34,963 --> 00:40:36,363 Seriously, where's an opposable thumb 832 00:40:36,365 --> 00:40:38,164 when you need it? 833 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:39,965 No one can win. 834 00:40:39,967 --> 00:40:41,133 No one. 835 00:40:45,907 --> 00:40:47,741 Dude, speak English. 836 00:40:47,743 --> 00:40:50,242 You know DJ doesn't understand Korean. 837 00:40:50,244 --> 00:40:51,478 He's Dutch, you idiot. 838 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,245 Hey, I know what to do. 839 00:40:53,247 --> 00:40:56,216 I think DJ knows Korean when he hears it, Sasha. 840 00:40:56,218 --> 00:40:57,884 Listen, I have an idea. 841 00:40:57,886 --> 00:40:59,386 No, she is right. I am Dutch. 842 00:40:59,388 --> 00:41:03,057 Guys, we're all losers. 843 00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:04,325 Excuse me? 844 00:41:04,327 --> 00:41:05,792 You said it yourself, DJ. 845 00:41:05,794 --> 00:41:07,895 This is impossible. 846 00:41:07,897 --> 00:41:11,400 But if someone doesn't get that hat down, we all lose. 847 00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:15,503 All of us as a group. 848 00:41:15,505 --> 00:41:18,740 Some might even call it a team. 849 00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:21,409 Do you see where I'm going with this? 850 00:41:21,411 --> 00:41:23,112 Oh, I see. 851 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,046 Let's do this. 852 00:41:26,916 --> 00:41:28,350 Whoa, hold on. 853 00:41:28,352 --> 00:41:30,321 What just... I don't get it. 854 00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:37,359 Are you wearing [INAUDIBLE] shoes, man? 855 00:41:37,361 --> 00:41:39,027 Ow. Ow. 856 00:41:39,029 --> 00:41:39,732 Watch it. 857 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:55,813 Oh man, I love being a reindeer. 858 00:41:55,815 --> 00:41:58,148 Good to know, considering you've 859 00:41:58,150 --> 00:42:00,184 been one your entire life. 860 00:42:00,186 --> 00:42:01,851 Oh yeah, right. 861 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:05,523 No, I'm just saying being a reindeer is awesome. 862 00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:07,224 Whoa, hold up. 863 00:42:07,226 --> 00:42:10,126 Do I know you, little dude? 864 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:11,029 Me? 865 00:42:11,031 --> 00:42:12,429 No. 866 00:42:12,432 --> 00:42:14,832 No, we just met, remember? 867 00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:17,867 Yeah, but you're looking awfully 868 00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:20,405 familiar all of a sudden. 869 00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:22,207 Oh, is that my coach calling me? 870 00:42:22,210 --> 00:42:22,910 I should go. 871 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,345 That was weird. 872 00:42:27,347 --> 00:42:28,513 Something's not right, Sasha. 873 00:42:28,515 --> 00:42:29,783 I know it. 874 00:42:37,391 --> 00:42:40,525 Oh wow. 875 00:42:40,527 --> 00:42:42,594 Oh my goodness. 876 00:42:42,597 --> 00:42:45,166 Oh, the kitchen must be behind all these shiny new sleighs. 877 00:43:02,318 --> 00:43:04,283 What are you doing back here? 878 00:43:05,921 --> 00:43:08,589 Oh hello, good sir. 879 00:43:08,592 --> 00:43:12,159 Would you be so kind as to direct me to the ladies room? 880 00:43:12,161 --> 00:43:14,362 So sorry, Madam, I cannot. 881 00:43:14,364 --> 00:43:17,065 Because you're a goat. 882 00:43:17,067 --> 00:43:19,266 You're not authorized to be here, either. 883 00:43:19,268 --> 00:43:22,203 Would someone please tell me what is going on? 884 00:43:22,205 --> 00:43:24,873 Sugar plum, there you are. 885 00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:27,474 I've been looking all over for you. 886 00:43:27,476 --> 00:43:30,143 I've got a bag of dog treats in my purse if you play along. 887 00:43:30,145 --> 00:43:32,381 Lady, do I look like I eat Kibble? 888 00:43:32,383 --> 00:43:34,015 My, my, Lemon Drop. 889 00:43:34,017 --> 00:43:35,283 What is all this? 890 00:43:35,285 --> 00:43:38,187 It's how the North Pole keeps up with the rest of the world. 891 00:43:38,189 --> 00:43:40,021 And it's supposed to be top secret, by the way, 892 00:43:40,023 --> 00:43:42,524 so if you do not mind. 893 00:43:42,526 --> 00:43:46,896 It's just there sure a lot of mechanical sleigh in here. 894 00:43:46,898 --> 00:43:48,963 Seriously, this place is packed. 895 00:43:48,965 --> 00:43:51,268 And I always thought they were manufactured exclusively 896 00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,902 for the training farms. 897 00:43:52,904 --> 00:43:54,068 Oh yeah, that is right. 898 00:43:54,070 --> 00:43:55,236 They sure are. 899 00:43:55,238 --> 00:43:58,475 And yet here we stand in the heart of the North Pole, 900 00:43:58,477 --> 00:44:00,976 surrounded by a veritable suite of them. 901 00:44:00,978 --> 00:44:02,279 Hey, she's right. 902 00:44:02,281 --> 00:44:03,580 What gives, elf? 903 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:05,514 Care to comment? 904 00:44:05,516 --> 00:44:07,250 Well, I... 905 00:44:07,252 --> 00:44:09,518 I suppose we couldn't expect to keep it a secret forever. 906 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,122 Keep what a secret? 907 00:44:11,124 --> 00:44:14,291 How we survived the Prancer crisis, of course. 908 00:44:14,293 --> 00:44:17,294 How do you think Santa handled a typhoon, two blizzards, 909 00:44:17,296 --> 00:44:19,630 and the worst fog the eastern seaboard had ever 910 00:44:19,632 --> 00:44:21,532 seen with his team down a man? 911 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:24,968 Everyone knows last year was an outright disaster. 912 00:44:24,971 --> 00:44:27,104 The one thing Santa didn't do was handle it. 913 00:44:27,106 --> 00:44:29,707 Of course he handled it. 914 00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:33,110 He was just a little late. 915 00:44:33,112 --> 00:44:35,513 A little? 916 00:44:35,515 --> 00:44:37,149 Try seven hours. 917 00:44:38,051 --> 00:44:40,618 The candy cane has cracked. 918 00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:43,120 I repeat, the candy cane has cracked. 919 00:44:43,122 --> 00:44:47,092 Move, move, move. 920 00:44:47,094 --> 00:44:53,532 We did what we had to do and we got the job done. 921 00:44:53,534 --> 00:44:57,035 These sleighs are something else. 922 00:44:57,038 --> 00:44:59,471 No need to be fed or groomed. 923 00:44:59,473 --> 00:45:02,342 Don't need any sleep or exercise. 924 00:45:02,344 --> 00:45:05,510 100% hassle-free. 925 00:45:05,512 --> 00:45:08,182 I love technology. 926 00:45:08,184 --> 00:45:11,483 Not more than you love the reindeer, though, right? 927 00:45:11,485 --> 00:45:12,485 Oh yeah, no. 928 00:45:12,487 --> 00:45:15,121 Of course not. 929 00:45:15,123 --> 00:45:16,557 I love the reindeers. 930 00:45:16,559 --> 00:45:19,692 They're so much fun. 931 00:45:19,694 --> 00:45:22,428 So this is, what, a backup system? 932 00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:23,229 Sure. 933 00:45:23,231 --> 00:45:24,297 OK. 934 00:45:24,299 --> 00:45:25,332 A backup system. 935 00:45:25,334 --> 00:45:27,401 That... that's a... 936 00:45:27,403 --> 00:45:29,736 a good phrase. 937 00:45:29,739 --> 00:45:30,973 Now, if you don't mind. 938 00:45:34,510 --> 00:45:36,210 He's a terrible liar. 939 00:45:36,212 --> 00:45:36,911 Yup. 940 00:45:36,913 --> 00:45:41,515 So how about those dog treats? 941 00:46:00,104 --> 00:46:03,406 Oh, you promised you'd stop doing that. 942 00:46:03,408 --> 00:46:06,241 I saw something really strange last night, Elliot. 943 00:46:06,243 --> 00:46:07,443 Last night. 944 00:46:07,445 --> 00:46:08,577 Oh, man. 945 00:46:08,579 --> 00:46:10,046 Lemon Drop's got this secret lab. 946 00:46:10,048 --> 00:46:11,614 You should have been there, Hazel. 947 00:46:11,616 --> 00:46:13,314 Full of mechanical sleighs. 948 00:46:13,316 --> 00:46:14,617 There was reindeer. 949 00:46:14,619 --> 00:46:15,786 I think he's up to something. 950 00:46:15,788 --> 00:46:17,452 And butter. 951 00:46:17,454 --> 00:46:19,655 Elliot, stop yapping about the stupid reindeer 952 00:46:19,658 --> 00:46:21,090 and listen to me. 953 00:46:21,092 --> 00:46:22,659 Reindeer aren't stupid. 954 00:46:22,661 --> 00:46:24,360 Uh, excuse me? 955 00:46:24,362 --> 00:46:25,529 They're actually pretty great. 956 00:46:25,531 --> 00:46:27,130 They're great? 957 00:46:27,132 --> 00:46:30,400 I mean even DJ is OK once you get to know him. 958 00:46:30,402 --> 00:46:31,735 OK, fine. 959 00:46:31,737 --> 00:46:36,073 Let's say they can be nice to other reindeer. 960 00:46:36,075 --> 00:46:37,809 How do you think they're going to react when 961 00:46:37,811 --> 00:46:40,110 you take off those antlers? 962 00:46:40,112 --> 00:46:42,212 Maybe I won't have to. 963 00:46:42,215 --> 00:46:44,082 What are you even talking about? 964 00:46:44,084 --> 00:46:46,584 I just mean I might not even win, 965 00:46:46,586 --> 00:46:50,854 so there's no point in worrying about any of that right now. 966 00:46:50,856 --> 00:46:54,826 I have to get to the gym before all the machines are taken. 967 00:46:54,828 --> 00:46:55,662 I'll see you later, Hazel. 968 00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:11,643 You don't look like a reindeer ready for his first flight. 969 00:47:11,645 --> 00:47:16,415 DJ's got the sniffles, and it's freezing out there. 970 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:18,717 You're a reindeer, DJ. 971 00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:20,189 You're genetically built for the cold. 972 00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:24,590 So that's it. 973 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:28,260 After all our work, everything Coach has done for you, 974 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:31,396 you're going to throw it all away over a cold? 975 00:47:31,398 --> 00:47:35,335 It is what it is, old man. 976 00:47:35,337 --> 00:47:38,672 I expect you on the main field in 20 minutes. 977 00:47:45,647 --> 00:47:46,547 Excuse me. 978 00:47:46,549 --> 00:47:48,549 OK, big guy, make some room. 979 00:47:48,551 --> 00:47:52,752 OK, if you could just move your giant butt two inches to the... 980 00:47:52,754 --> 00:47:54,587 OK, all right, that's it. 981 00:47:54,589 --> 00:47:55,425 I am done playing. 982 00:48:06,769 --> 00:48:09,139 Ooh, look at that. Nice. 983 00:48:16,915 --> 00:48:18,512 Yo, Malik. 984 00:48:18,514 --> 00:48:19,483 You forgot the milk. 985 00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:29,926 Well, well, well. 986 00:48:29,929 --> 00:48:32,828 Look at you, my lovelies. 987 00:48:32,831 --> 00:48:35,565 Gee, I wonder what that sign says. 988 00:48:35,567 --> 00:48:39,635 Meh, how important could it be? 989 00:48:39,637 --> 00:48:42,806 Reading is overrated. 990 00:48:42,808 --> 00:48:44,407 He's sick. 991 00:48:44,409 --> 00:48:45,708 After everything we've worked for? 992 00:48:45,710 --> 00:48:48,779 No, no, no, no, no. 993 00:48:48,781 --> 00:48:51,981 He wouldn't get up for you, either? 994 00:48:51,983 --> 00:48:53,952 This can't be happening. 995 00:48:53,954 --> 00:48:56,321 Everything OK, gentlemen? 996 00:48:56,323 --> 00:48:57,521 Great. 997 00:48:57,523 --> 00:48:59,822 I can see the headline now, number 1 seed has the yips. 998 00:48:59,824 --> 00:49:03,394 Reindeer trainer slash failed baseball star loses everything. 999 00:49:03,396 --> 00:49:04,127 Perfect. 1000 00:49:04,129 --> 00:49:06,564 That's actually a little wordy. 1001 00:49:06,566 --> 00:49:07,798 What am I going to do? 1002 00:49:08,834 --> 00:49:09,600 You're right. 1003 00:49:09,602 --> 00:49:10,635 He's fine. 1004 00:49:10,637 --> 00:49:11,669 It's going to be totally fine. 1005 00:49:11,671 --> 00:49:12,903 It's all fine. 1006 00:49:12,905 --> 00:49:14,504 Sure sounds like it. 1007 00:49:14,507 --> 00:49:17,542 I need some air. 1008 00:49:17,544 --> 00:49:20,246 Your boy's wound a little tight, huh? 1009 00:49:20,248 --> 00:49:21,281 You have no idea. 1010 00:49:24,351 --> 00:49:25,252 Hairpin turn. 1011 00:49:50,845 --> 00:49:54,046 Candy canes. 1012 00:49:54,048 --> 00:49:56,983 Keep your knees in line with your hooves. 1013 00:49:56,985 --> 00:49:58,952 Are you talking to me? 1014 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:00,687 You see anybody else wrecking the field 1015 00:50:00,689 --> 00:50:01,889 with their sloppy technique? 1016 00:50:01,891 --> 00:50:04,891 It's not that bad. 1017 00:50:04,893 --> 00:50:06,627 OK, fine. 1018 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:07,593 Maybe I am. 1019 00:50:07,596 --> 00:50:10,366 Knees, hooves, try it. 1020 00:50:19,575 --> 00:50:20,311 Try it again. 1021 00:50:31,822 --> 00:50:33,724 Ha ha, eat that. 1022 00:50:43,468 --> 00:50:45,935 Give it up, grandpa. 1023 00:50:45,937 --> 00:50:47,670 DJ's done. 1024 00:50:47,672 --> 00:50:50,373 Rest assured, your grandfather would never have tolerated 1025 00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:52,942 this kind of behavior. 1026 00:50:52,944 --> 00:50:53,743 Get up, Junior. 1027 00:50:53,745 --> 00:50:55,612 I can't, dad. 1028 00:50:55,614 --> 00:50:56,745 I'm sick. 1029 00:50:57,615 --> 00:50:58,848 Nonsense. 1030 00:50:58,850 --> 00:51:01,116 - You're afraid of flying. - Nuh-huh. 1031 00:51:01,118 --> 00:51:02,720 DJ's not afraid of flying. 1032 00:51:02,722 --> 00:51:04,290 DJ's not afraid of anything. 1033 00:51:07,459 --> 00:51:10,894 OK, fine, but it's not like I chose to be a wuss. 1034 00:51:10,896 --> 00:51:12,595 What do you want me to do? 1035 00:51:12,597 --> 00:51:16,700 The only way to overcome any fear is to face it head on. 1036 00:51:16,702 --> 00:51:19,135 How did I know you'd say that? 1037 00:51:19,137 --> 00:51:22,607 I heard an extra cookie or two never hurt, either. 1038 00:51:22,609 --> 00:51:25,041 Huh? An extra cookie? 1039 00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:27,043 Isn't that kind of cheating? 1040 00:51:27,046 --> 00:51:30,748 I warned you about embarrassing me, Junior. 1041 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:31,950 OK, dad. 1042 00:51:31,952 --> 00:51:35,854 Anything you say. 1043 00:51:49,404 --> 00:51:53,505 Now, did everyone get one of Mrs. Claus's cookies? 1044 00:51:53,507 --> 00:51:58,610 Apparently, we had a mix-up in this morning's count. 1045 00:51:58,612 --> 00:52:00,946 Rookies. 1046 00:52:00,948 --> 00:52:03,749 All right, hold on to your butts, folks. 1047 00:52:03,751 --> 00:52:06,688 These puppies don't take long to kick in. 1048 00:52:15,196 --> 00:52:16,863 Hello? 1049 00:52:16,865 --> 00:52:18,568 Huh? 1050 00:52:24,072 --> 00:52:25,205 Ignacio? 1051 00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,174 What are you doing here? 1052 00:52:27,176 --> 00:52:30,878 And why are you so small? 1053 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,849 What the... huh? 1054 00:52:34,851 --> 00:52:38,820 What is happening to me? 1055 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:42,089 I shouldn't have eaten those cookies. 1056 00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:03,548 I am ashamed. 1057 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:14,123 OK, OK, OK. 1058 00:53:14,126 --> 00:53:16,793 There's got to be another way out here. 1059 00:53:16,795 --> 00:53:17,496 Aha. 1060 00:53:31,811 --> 00:53:34,544 Wait, what? 1061 00:53:34,546 --> 00:53:37,280 DJ? 1062 00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:40,784 Is this actually happening? 1063 00:53:40,786 --> 00:53:45,056 The chained monkey flies at midnight. 1064 00:53:45,058 --> 00:53:46,626 DJ's a cheat. 1065 00:53:52,131 --> 00:53:54,598 Yes, I did it, finally. 1066 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,768 You're up, DJ. 1067 00:53:56,770 --> 00:53:58,103 DJ? 1068 00:53:58,105 --> 00:54:00,072 Last call for DJ. 1069 00:54:00,074 --> 00:54:01,572 I can't believe this. 1070 00:54:01,574 --> 00:54:02,173 He choked. 1071 00:54:02,175 --> 00:54:04,109 He totally choked. 1072 00:54:04,111 --> 00:54:05,878 This is a disaster. 1073 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,081 Well, looks like we have our first disqualification, folks. 1074 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:09,981 Hold up. 1075 00:54:09,983 --> 00:54:11,283 Hold up. Hold up. 1076 00:54:11,285 --> 00:54:13,521 - DJ right here. - Yeah. 1077 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,098 Oh no. 1078 00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:28,568 I'm going to barf. 1079 00:54:47,055 --> 00:54:48,223 Yes. Yes. 1080 00:54:54,331 --> 00:54:57,331 You're up, Glitzen. 1081 00:54:57,333 --> 00:55:01,068 Good luck trying to beat that. 1082 00:55:01,070 --> 00:55:03,037 Come on, Blitzen. 1083 00:55:03,039 --> 00:55:06,240 You can do it. 1084 00:55:05,275 --> 00:55:07,776 OK, big dreamers dream big. 1085 00:55:07,778 --> 00:55:09,680 Big dreamers dream big. 1086 00:55:18,656 --> 00:55:21,327 Elliot, you won't believe what I... 1087 00:55:27,065 --> 00:55:29,734 That little guy's got some moves. 1088 00:55:49,088 --> 00:55:50,086 Thank you. 1089 00:55:50,088 --> 00:55:52,755 Thank you so much. 1090 00:55:52,758 --> 00:55:56,227 No one puts DJ in the corner. 1091 00:55:56,229 --> 00:55:57,662 Nice work, Glitzen. 1092 00:55:57,664 --> 00:55:59,162 Oh, thanks, Sasha. 1093 00:55:59,164 --> 00:56:00,031 I appreciate that. 1094 00:56:00,033 --> 00:56:02,366 Yeah, well, enjoy it while you can. 1095 00:56:02,368 --> 00:56:05,669 I plan on eviscerating you tomorrow. 1096 00:56:05,671 --> 00:56:09,074 Um, what happened to your antlers? 1097 00:56:09,076 --> 00:56:11,909 They're all wonky. 1098 00:56:14,946 --> 00:56:15,413 Hold up. 1099 00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:15,980 Hold up. 1100 00:56:15,982 --> 00:56:17,217 What's she doing here? 1101 00:56:21,122 --> 00:56:24,289 I knew there was something off about that little dude. 1102 00:56:24,291 --> 00:56:26,958 The jig is up, goat. 1103 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,161 You two fraudsters have been caught. 1104 00:56:29,163 --> 00:56:30,196 You're one to talk. 1105 00:56:30,198 --> 00:56:31,296 You're a cheater. 1106 00:56:31,298 --> 00:56:32,765 What did you just call me? 1107 00:56:32,767 --> 00:56:35,100 You heard me, you're a cheater. 1108 00:56:39,374 --> 00:56:42,075 Oh, look at that. I'm down. 1109 00:56:42,077 --> 00:56:45,445 I'm finally... oh come on. 1110 00:56:45,447 --> 00:56:49,382 Hazel, what's going on? 1111 00:56:49,384 --> 00:56:52,219 What is that hideous creature? 1112 00:56:52,221 --> 00:56:53,219 Oh man. 1113 00:56:53,221 --> 00:56:56,290 Elliot, is that you? 1114 00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:59,493 Glitzen? 1115 00:56:59,495 --> 00:57:00,828 What's the deal, [INAUDIBLE]? 1116 00:57:00,830 --> 00:57:03,297 You're trying to pull one over on us? 1117 00:57:03,299 --> 00:57:04,864 Did you know about this, Walter? 1118 00:57:04,867 --> 00:57:06,400 Me? Of course not. 1119 00:57:06,402 --> 00:57:11,506 Well, this is certainly a first, a pony at the North Pole 1120 00:57:11,508 --> 00:57:14,142 - tryouts. - Hes' a miniature horse. 1121 00:57:14,144 --> 00:57:15,876 And he's the least of your problems. 1122 00:57:15,878 --> 00:57:17,177 What's that supposed to mean? 1123 00:57:17,179 --> 00:57:19,179 DJ is a cheater. 1124 00:57:19,182 --> 00:57:19,813 I saw him. 1125 00:57:19,816 --> 00:57:21,749 He ate two extra cookies. 1126 00:57:21,751 --> 00:57:23,184 That is an outrageous, slanderous, 1127 00:57:23,186 --> 00:57:25,220 and egregious falsehood. 1128 00:57:25,222 --> 00:57:27,989 DJ's never cheated a day in his life. 1129 00:57:27,991 --> 00:57:32,161 Then how come you're the only reindeer still in the air? 1130 00:57:32,163 --> 00:57:35,131 I think it's time DJ paid a visit to the medical tent. 1131 00:57:35,133 --> 00:57:37,399 OK, fine. 1132 00:57:37,401 --> 00:57:41,169 DJ may have eaten an extra cookie or two. 1133 00:57:41,171 --> 00:57:43,138 But what's the big deal? 1134 00:57:43,140 --> 00:57:45,074 As long as you find someone to pull the sleigh, 1135 00:57:45,076 --> 00:57:47,110 what's it matter how they do it? 1136 00:57:47,112 --> 00:57:48,110 You're right. 1137 00:57:48,112 --> 00:57:51,981 Why not let tiny horses pretend to be reindeer? 1138 00:57:51,983 --> 00:57:55,417 Or have reindeer ingest controlled substances? 1139 00:57:55,420 --> 00:57:57,086 Oh, here's a thought. 1140 00:57:57,088 --> 00:57:59,456 Rather than leaving presents for children, 1141 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:03,025 Santa just burglars their homes instead. 1142 00:58:03,028 --> 00:58:04,427 We'll increase our bottom line and let the old man 1143 00:58:04,429 --> 00:58:05,961 unleash his inner criminal. 1144 00:58:05,963 --> 00:58:07,798 It's a win-win. 1145 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,865 Santa's got an inner criminal? 1146 00:58:09,867 --> 00:58:11,935 Would one of you elves please tell us humans 1147 00:58:11,937 --> 00:58:14,004 what these animals are saying? 1148 00:58:14,006 --> 00:58:16,540 They're letting me down, as usual. 1149 00:58:16,542 --> 00:58:18,843 Oh, sir. 1150 00:58:18,845 --> 00:58:20,242 What a surprise. 1151 00:58:20,245 --> 00:58:22,145 Tell me you've kept the mechanical sleighs in 1152 00:58:22,148 --> 00:58:23,980 good working order, Lemon Drop. 1153 00:58:23,982 --> 00:58:26,017 Of course, sir, tip-top. 1154 00:58:26,019 --> 00:58:26,817 Why? 1155 00:58:26,819 --> 00:58:29,553 Because these tryouts are over. 1156 00:58:29,555 --> 00:58:31,222 I'm disqualifying every one everyone 1157 00:58:31,224 --> 00:58:33,256 and canceling all further events. 1158 00:58:33,258 --> 00:58:34,357 Sir, if I may. 1159 00:58:34,359 --> 00:58:37,161 You may not. 1160 00:58:37,163 --> 00:58:39,831 I know how hard you've worked to make these tryouts 1161 00:58:39,833 --> 00:58:41,567 a successful, old friend, but this 1162 00:58:41,569 --> 00:58:44,902 has been a long time coming. 1163 00:58:44,904 --> 00:58:47,572 I love all of my reindeer, but I can no longer 1164 00:58:47,574 --> 00:58:50,474 allow personal attachments to blind me to the reality 1165 00:58:50,476 --> 00:58:52,144 of what they've become. 1166 00:58:52,146 --> 00:58:53,945 Therefore, it is with heavy heart 1167 00:58:53,948 --> 00:58:56,448 that I have decided to end my association 1168 00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:59,953 with reindeer forever. 1169 00:59:02,591 --> 00:59:05,961 We have to put the children of the world first. 1170 00:59:10,131 --> 00:59:12,064 You two ruin everything. 1171 00:59:12,067 --> 00:59:14,499 Centuries of matches down the drain. 1172 00:59:14,501 --> 00:59:18,371 We've been working for this for years, years. 1173 00:59:18,373 --> 00:59:18,875 Quiet. 1174 00:59:22,645 --> 00:59:25,512 No one is more shocked by this than me. 1175 00:59:25,514 --> 00:59:28,349 However, Santa has made his decision 1176 00:59:28,351 --> 00:59:30,516 and we must abide by his wishes. 1177 00:59:30,518 --> 00:59:35,390 Now, if you'll excuse me, we have preparations to make. 1178 00:59:35,392 --> 00:59:39,461 Oh, and Merry Christmas. 1179 00:59:39,463 --> 00:59:41,129 You did this. 1180 00:59:41,131 --> 00:59:43,964 What am I supposed to tell my kids? 1181 00:59:43,966 --> 00:59:46,003 What kind of sicko pretends to be a reindeer? 1182 00:59:48,972 --> 00:59:49,874 Hang on. 1183 01:00:00,217 --> 01:00:01,683 Oh. 1184 01:00:01,685 --> 01:00:05,353 So that did not go the way I thought it would. 1185 01:00:05,355 --> 01:00:06,589 Oh. 1186 01:00:06,591 --> 01:00:07,691 Well, how did you expect things to go 1187 01:00:07,693 --> 01:00:09,391 when you stole those cookies? 1188 01:00:09,393 --> 01:00:12,161 It's not like there was a sign on them saying not to... 1189 01:00:12,163 --> 01:00:13,996 oh, reading. 1190 01:00:13,998 --> 01:00:15,398 - Yeah. - Oh. 1191 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,401 You ruined everything, Hazel. 1192 01:00:17,403 --> 01:00:19,534 Did you see the way the reindeer looked at me back there? 1193 01:00:19,536 --> 01:00:21,671 Elliot, reindeer are jerks. 1194 01:00:21,673 --> 01:00:24,307 They've always been jerks and they always will be jerks. 1195 01:00:24,309 --> 01:00:26,943 Even Santa understands that, Santa. 1196 01:00:26,945 --> 01:00:28,611 But they all hate me now. 1197 01:00:28,614 --> 01:00:30,614 Oh, who cares what they think? 1198 01:00:30,616 --> 01:00:32,316 Have you've forgotten why we're here? 1199 01:00:32,318 --> 01:00:34,152 To save our friends. 1200 01:00:34,154 --> 01:00:35,584 As soon as we get home, we'll round 1201 01:00:35,586 --> 01:00:38,387 everyone up and hit the road. 1202 01:00:38,389 --> 01:00:39,958 At least we've got each other. 1203 01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:43,193 That's what counts, isn't it? 1204 01:00:43,195 --> 01:00:46,663 Isn't it, Elliot? 1205 01:00:46,665 --> 01:00:48,636 I don't anything anymore. 1206 01:01:00,146 --> 01:01:00,447 Ow. 1207 01:01:04,719 --> 01:01:08,554 I suppose you want a comment from the idiot coach who 1208 01:01:08,556 --> 01:01:11,390 somehow missed the fact that he had not one, but two 1209 01:01:11,392 --> 01:01:13,660 cheating players on his roster. 1210 01:01:13,662 --> 01:01:16,327 Well, newsflash, I got nothing for you. 1211 01:01:16,329 --> 01:01:19,565 I actually wanted to see how you were doing. 1212 01:01:19,567 --> 01:01:21,301 Guess I got my answer. 1213 01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:22,468 I'm sorry. 1214 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,104 I'm just... 1215 01:01:24,106 --> 01:01:25,672 You could always go back to baseball, you know? 1216 01:01:25,674 --> 01:01:28,540 There are ways to deal with a yi... 1217 01:01:28,542 --> 01:01:30,442 misplaced focus. 1218 01:01:30,444 --> 01:01:31,745 You were good. 1219 01:01:31,747 --> 01:01:34,148 Not good enough. 1220 01:01:34,150 --> 01:01:36,348 If it's important, you'll find a way. 1221 01:01:36,350 --> 01:01:36,915 If not... 1222 01:01:36,917 --> 01:01:38,618 You'll find an excuse. 1223 01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:42,289 Where have I heard that before? 1224 01:01:42,291 --> 01:01:43,556 It's time to face facts. 1225 01:01:43,558 --> 01:01:46,126 I failed baseball, and now I'm going 1226 01:01:46,128 --> 01:01:48,496 to lose the training camp, too. 1227 01:01:48,498 --> 01:01:51,034 So you're giving up, just like that? 1228 01:01:54,637 --> 01:01:58,275 Good luck, Walter, with whatever you decide to do. 1229 01:02:20,230 --> 01:02:22,763 Elliot, I've been looking all over for you. 1230 01:02:22,766 --> 01:02:25,200 Come on, it's time to go. 1231 01:02:25,202 --> 01:02:28,771 Coach, I'm so sorry. 1232 01:02:28,773 --> 01:02:29,505 I didn't mean... 1233 01:02:29,507 --> 01:02:30,409 Come on now, get. 1234 01:02:34,311 --> 01:02:36,712 Thanks for getting back to me, Ms. Ludzinka. 1235 01:02:36,715 --> 01:02:38,714 What did I just say? 1236 01:02:38,716 --> 01:02:40,818 I didn't mean you, Ms. Ludzinka. 1237 01:02:40,820 --> 01:02:43,454 Listen, I just faxed you the signed bill of sale, 1238 01:02:43,456 --> 01:02:45,488 so you can pick up the animals any time you like. 1239 01:02:45,490 --> 01:02:46,789 - What? - Sure. 1240 01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:47,658 Tonight works. 1241 01:02:47,660 --> 01:02:49,158 Tonight? 1242 01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,428 And I changed my mind about the reindeer. 1243 01:02:51,430 --> 01:02:53,133 You can have them, too. 1244 01:02:57,404 --> 01:03:01,639 So this is how it all ends for me, abhorred in the Arctic, 1245 01:03:01,641 --> 01:03:03,444 dehydrated in Duluth. 1246 01:03:06,545 --> 01:03:10,380 I wish I could figure out who gave DJ the cookies. 1247 01:03:10,382 --> 01:03:11,748 You wouldn't happen to know the answer to that, 1248 01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:13,384 would you, Sugarplum? 1249 01:03:13,386 --> 01:03:16,286 I sure do, a masked elf with a bad wrist tattoo. 1250 01:03:18,793 --> 01:03:21,327 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 1251 01:03:21,329 --> 01:03:22,764 but I really wish I could speak goat. 1252 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:27,898 How about you? 1253 01:03:27,901 --> 01:03:29,434 Want to do an interview? 1254 01:03:29,437 --> 01:03:31,370 Give my readers an elf's perspective on the whole 1255 01:03:31,372 --> 01:03:33,172 Santa quits the reindeer thing? 1256 01:03:33,174 --> 01:03:34,840 My boss has specifically forbidden 1257 01:03:34,842 --> 01:03:36,575 us from talking to the press. 1258 01:03:36,577 --> 01:03:38,444 It would be strictly off the record. 1259 01:03:38,446 --> 01:03:39,912 You don't get it. 1260 01:03:39,914 --> 01:03:41,379 Things are so tight around here, I 1261 01:03:41,381 --> 01:03:43,350 can't drop a chocolate kiss without Lemon 1262 01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:44,150 Drop's permission. 1263 01:03:44,152 --> 01:03:45,484 You feel me? 1264 01:03:45,486 --> 01:03:47,154 Ew. 1265 01:03:47,156 --> 01:03:48,821 You mind? 1266 01:03:48,824 --> 01:03:49,589 Whatever. 1267 01:03:49,591 --> 01:03:50,226 It's only food. 1268 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:58,297 The chained monkey flies at midnight. 1269 01:03:58,299 --> 01:03:58,868 You don't say? 1270 01:04:01,569 --> 01:04:02,737 Come on, lady. 1271 01:04:02,739 --> 01:04:04,708 It's time you learned to speak goat. 1272 01:04:09,545 --> 01:04:10,945 You do realize we're at the North Pole 1273 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:13,780 in the dead of winter, right? 1274 01:04:13,782 --> 01:04:15,551 Your point is? 1275 01:04:15,553 --> 01:04:20,922 Guys, where's Hazel? 1276 01:04:20,924 --> 01:04:22,423 We assumed she was with you. 1277 01:04:22,425 --> 01:04:24,560 We have to find her, right now. 1278 01:04:24,562 --> 01:04:27,562 You're that anxious to get back to your sad, little life, 1279 01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:28,497 mini man? 1280 01:04:28,499 --> 01:04:29,897 I won't have a life to get back to if we 1281 01:04:29,899 --> 01:04:31,600 don't get home before sundown. 1282 01:04:31,602 --> 01:04:33,502 None of us will. 1283 01:04:33,504 --> 01:04:34,771 What are you talking about? 1284 01:04:34,773 --> 01:04:36,872 I don't have time to explain. 1285 01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:40,808 Then I suggest you make time. 1286 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,211 Green. 1287 01:04:42,213 --> 01:04:43,277 Click the green. 1288 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:43,812 Click it. 1289 01:04:43,815 --> 01:04:44,681 It's green. 1290 01:04:44,683 --> 01:04:45,648 The green one. 1291 01:04:45,650 --> 01:04:46,881 Unright. 1292 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,616 Unright the click. Unright. 1293 01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:49,786 I'm clicking. 1294 01:04:49,788 --> 01:04:51,320 I'm clicking. 1295 01:04:51,322 --> 01:04:54,524 Uh, have you ever even used a computer before? 1296 01:04:54,526 --> 01:04:57,827 Never used mainframe previous, although that now. 1297 01:04:57,829 --> 01:04:59,696 Either this translation program sucks, 1298 01:04:59,698 --> 01:05:01,865 or you are completely insane. 1299 01:05:01,867 --> 01:05:04,701 Listen lady, goat is a complex language with multiple layers 1300 01:05:04,703 --> 01:05:05,970 of subtext. 1301 01:05:05,972 --> 01:05:07,937 Of to fraulein. 1302 01:05:07,939 --> 01:05:09,740 The complicated tongue of the goat 1303 01:05:09,742 --> 01:05:13,509 displays many floors between the lines. 1304 01:05:13,511 --> 01:05:15,511 She's going to turn DJ into what? 1305 01:05:15,513 --> 01:05:16,747 She's a monster. 1306 01:05:16,749 --> 01:05:18,983 Goat, OK, I can see that. 1307 01:05:18,985 --> 01:05:20,985 And a horse, well sure. 1308 01:05:20,987 --> 01:05:23,788 But who'd eat a reindeer? 1309 01:05:23,790 --> 01:05:24,623 Scandinavians. 1310 01:05:24,625 --> 01:05:26,458 Scanda who now? 1311 01:05:26,460 --> 01:05:29,027 You know, Nordic countries, world's largest 1312 01:05:29,029 --> 01:05:31,496 consumers of reindeer meat. 1313 01:05:31,498 --> 01:05:34,298 They say reindeer is healthier than fish, 1314 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:39,537 low in fat, high in protein, and apparently real, real tasty. 1315 01:05:39,539 --> 01:05:41,505 Mm-mm. 1316 01:05:41,507 --> 01:05:42,642 Oh. 1317 01:05:42,644 --> 01:05:44,041 DJ don't feel so good. 1318 01:05:44,043 --> 01:05:45,910 Guys, focus. 1319 01:05:45,912 --> 01:05:49,649 Where is Hazel most likely to be? 1320 01:05:49,651 --> 01:05:52,551 Don't worry, reindeer's barely a step above worm. 1321 01:05:52,553 --> 01:05:55,287 This will be a piece of cake. 1322 01:05:55,289 --> 01:05:58,557 Hey there, what can I do you for? 1323 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,892 Hey there, what can I do you for? 1324 01:06:00,894 --> 01:06:02,862 What did I tell you? 1325 01:06:02,864 --> 01:06:05,766 Let's just cut to the chase, my sunkissed friend. 1326 01:06:05,768 --> 01:06:07,534 What's the deal with the sudden retirement? 1327 01:06:11,473 --> 01:06:12,906 That sounded important. 1328 01:06:12,908 --> 01:06:14,508 It wasn't sudden. 1329 01:06:14,510 --> 01:06:17,643 I dreamed of owning a juice bar for years. 1330 01:06:17,645 --> 01:06:19,746 So it was all your idea then? 1331 01:06:19,748 --> 01:06:21,547 Nobody ordered you to go. 1332 01:06:21,549 --> 01:06:23,950 Nobody like, say, Lemon Drop? 1333 01:06:27,889 --> 01:06:29,090 Ordered me? 1334 01:06:29,092 --> 01:06:30,024 Lemon Drop? 1335 01:06:30,026 --> 01:06:31,559 No way. 1336 01:06:31,561 --> 01:06:35,997 He's never been anything but a 100% supportive. 1337 01:06:35,999 --> 01:06:38,832 Define supportive. 1338 01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:59,420 I can't find her anywhere. 1339 01:06:59,422 --> 01:07:00,522 Well, we'll have to leave her. 1340 01:07:00,525 --> 01:07:02,892 It's every animal for themselves from here on it. 1341 01:07:02,894 --> 01:07:04,692 What is this, the Thunderdome? 1342 01:07:04,695 --> 01:07:05,296 We're not leaving anyone. 1343 01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:13,102 Are we ready for the test run of the sleighs, Lemon Drop? 1344 01:07:13,104 --> 01:07:14,738 Just clearing the field, sir. 1345 01:07:14,741 --> 01:07:18,941 Is Rusty all ready to go? 1346 01:07:18,943 --> 01:07:20,142 He'll need a few minutes. 1347 01:07:27,152 --> 01:07:28,919 Even a state-of-the-art climate 1348 01:07:28,921 --> 01:07:29,756 generator needs to warm up. 1349 01:07:32,858 --> 01:07:35,158 Are you sure about this, Nicki? 1350 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,462 The reindeer has been such a big part of your life for so long. 1351 01:07:38,464 --> 01:07:40,163 The sleighs are the future, Karina. 1352 01:07:40,165 --> 01:07:42,133 At least they're going to have to be. 1353 01:07:42,135 --> 01:07:44,135 I just have this nagging feeling 1354 01:07:44,137 --> 01:07:45,771 we're missing something. 1355 01:07:45,773 --> 01:07:46,703 Oh ho. 1356 01:07:46,705 --> 01:07:48,009 Would you look at that? 1357 01:07:59,485 --> 01:08:02,753 Can I get you two any refreshments before we begin? 1358 01:08:02,755 --> 01:08:05,456 Maybe some tea, cake perhaps? 1359 01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:08,127 Why not some cookies, Lemon Drop? 1360 01:08:08,129 --> 01:08:10,896 You seem to be pretty good at giving those out. 1361 01:08:10,898 --> 01:08:13,466 Am I supposed to understand what you're talking about? 1362 01:08:13,468 --> 01:08:14,066 Can it, elf. 1363 01:08:14,068 --> 01:08:15,167 We know everything. 1364 01:08:15,170 --> 01:08:16,569 Hazel, we have to go. 1365 01:08:16,571 --> 01:08:17,770 - The meat lady... - Shush. 1366 01:08:17,772 --> 01:08:19,038 Not now, Elliot. 1367 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:20,839 What is going on here? 1368 01:08:20,841 --> 01:08:22,941 Lemon Drop was the one who supplied 1369 01:08:22,943 --> 01:08:25,779 DJ with the extra cookies. 1370 01:08:25,781 --> 01:08:27,646 That's absurd. 1371 01:08:27,648 --> 01:08:30,717 I was here, working my hands to the bone. 1372 01:08:30,719 --> 01:08:33,620 You may have used Jolene as your delivery girl, 1373 01:08:33,622 --> 01:08:35,555 but the cookies came from you. 1374 01:08:35,558 --> 01:08:37,657 Is this true, Lemon Drop? 1375 01:08:37,659 --> 01:08:39,193 That's not even the half of it. 1376 01:08:39,195 --> 01:08:40,563 Show him, Sugarplum. 1377 01:08:43,099 --> 01:08:44,932 What are you doing, Hazel? 1378 01:08:44,934 --> 01:08:45,733 Oh, nothing much. 1379 01:08:45,735 --> 01:08:47,738 Just, you know, saving Christmas. 1380 01:08:51,475 --> 01:08:52,773 Lemon Drop found me the real estate 1381 01:08:52,775 --> 01:08:54,674 listening for my juice bar. 1382 01:08:54,677 --> 01:08:57,045 He loaned me the money for the down payment. 1383 01:08:57,047 --> 01:08:59,514 The little guy even helped me pack. 1384 01:08:59,516 --> 01:09:01,249 It's almost like he knew I wanted 1385 01:09:01,251 --> 01:09:04,251 a juice bar before I did. 1386 01:09:04,253 --> 01:09:06,054 I mean that was just weird. 1387 01:09:06,056 --> 01:09:09,091 The truth is Lemon Drop orchestrated every reindeer 1388 01:09:09,093 --> 01:09:11,158 retirement since 1953. 1389 01:09:11,161 --> 01:09:12,127 That's preposterous. 1390 01:09:12,129 --> 01:09:14,262 Cue the surveillance footage, Sugarplum. 1391 01:09:14,264 --> 01:09:15,898 Surveillance footage? 1392 01:09:15,900 --> 01:09:18,771 You use the naughty or nice technology on us, too? 1393 01:09:21,806 --> 01:09:23,138 I want kids. 1394 01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:24,540 Of course I do. 1395 01:09:24,542 --> 01:09:25,440 I just... 1396 01:09:25,442 --> 01:09:27,275 Thought you could put it off forever? 1397 01:09:27,277 --> 01:09:30,880 Oh, honey, tick tock. What? 1398 01:09:30,882 --> 01:09:32,047 She was 503. 1399 01:09:32,049 --> 01:09:34,551 Am I wrong? 1400 01:09:34,553 --> 01:09:37,787 But what about what Comet wants, man? 1401 01:09:37,790 --> 01:09:40,123 What about what Comet needs? 1402 01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:41,958 You need to take some time to figure out 1403 01:09:41,961 --> 01:09:45,028 the answer to the most important question of all, brother, 1404 01:09:45,030 --> 01:09:47,798 who is Comet? 1405 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,799 That... that proves nothing. 1406 01:09:49,801 --> 01:09:53,270 Passport, rubles, and a one-way ticket to Moscow. 1407 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,239 Go get her, tiger. 1408 01:09:55,241 --> 01:09:57,775 Wow, that was incredible. 1409 01:09:57,777 --> 01:10:00,178 Oh, wait till I show them the Prancer footage. 1410 01:10:00,180 --> 01:10:01,779 Please don't. 1411 01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:04,749 It's a super secret foot race around the world. 1412 01:10:04,751 --> 01:10:07,317 First contest to post a selfie from every capitol city 1413 01:10:07,319 --> 01:10:10,988 and get 10 million likes wins. 1414 01:10:10,990 --> 01:10:12,323 YOLO. 1415 01:10:12,325 --> 01:10:14,593 Prancer still hasn't come back. 1416 01:10:14,595 --> 01:10:16,827 Oh, for heaven's sakes, I was only trying to help you. 1417 01:10:16,829 --> 01:10:21,299 By tricking me into throwing away centuries of tradition? 1418 01:10:21,301 --> 01:10:24,836 I want you gone by the end of the day, Lemon Drop. 1419 01:10:24,838 --> 01:10:26,071 You, too, Jolene. 1420 01:10:26,073 --> 01:10:27,105 OK. 1421 01:10:27,107 --> 01:10:28,307 You're firing me? 1422 01:10:28,309 --> 01:10:29,407 Go ahead. 1423 01:10:29,409 --> 01:10:33,179 But you'll see, the reindeer will let you down again. 1424 01:10:33,181 --> 01:10:35,081 The sleighs are the only way to protect Christmas. 1425 01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:38,016 They're the answer to your problem, buddy. 1426 01:10:38,018 --> 01:10:40,153 When did bringing joy to the children of the world 1427 01:10:40,155 --> 01:10:41,221 become a problem? 1428 01:10:41,223 --> 01:10:43,922 When their population reached almost a billion. 1429 01:10:43,924 --> 01:10:47,127 How can one man and eight dim-witted reindeer 1430 01:10:47,129 --> 01:10:48,995 possibly be expected to keep up? 1431 01:10:48,998 --> 01:10:50,730 Well, we've managed so far. 1432 01:10:50,732 --> 01:10:54,166 Only because of me, me. 1433 01:10:54,169 --> 01:10:56,336 I'm the one who manages logistics. 1434 01:10:56,339 --> 01:10:57,637 I'm the one who oversees production. 1435 01:10:57,639 --> 01:11:00,039 I'm the one who updates technology. 1436 01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:01,841 Me. 1437 01:11:01,843 --> 01:11:07,347 The only reason you can pull off any of this is because of me. 1438 01:11:07,349 --> 01:11:10,250 Lemon Drop, what are you doing? 1439 01:11:19,129 --> 01:11:23,065 Let's see how your precious reindeer hold up to this. 1440 01:11:23,067 --> 01:11:24,035 No. 1441 01:11:35,813 --> 01:11:39,781 Everybody take cover. 1442 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,161 Nicholas, where are you going? 1443 01:11:51,163 --> 01:11:54,731 Have to turn off machine. 1444 01:11:54,733 --> 01:11:55,732 [INAUDIBLE] 1445 01:11:55,734 --> 01:12:01,705 [INAUDIBLE] 1446 01:12:01,707 --> 01:12:04,910 We have to get out of here. 1447 01:12:10,383 --> 01:12:10,883 Hazel. 1448 01:12:28,101 --> 01:12:29,100 Let go. 1449 01:12:29,103 --> 01:12:30,305 You're the boss. 1450 01:12:34,074 --> 01:12:36,775 What have you done? 1451 01:12:36,777 --> 01:12:40,345 Something I should have done a long time ago. 1452 01:12:40,347 --> 01:12:44,753 No. 1453 01:12:49,723 --> 01:12:53,193 Hazel. 1454 01:12:56,996 --> 01:12:57,995 Don't worry, Glitzen. 1455 01:12:57,997 --> 01:12:59,298 We've got this. 1456 01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:01,266 Sit down, mini man. 1457 01:13:01,269 --> 01:13:02,672 Somebody help me. 1458 01:13:08,943 --> 01:13:12,912 No, no, no. 1459 01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:20,090 Oh, this is very frightening. 1460 01:13:25,394 --> 01:13:28,065 Have to save at least one. 1461 01:13:31,368 --> 01:13:34,970 Oh, sugar cookie. 1462 01:13:34,972 --> 01:13:36,470 No. 1463 01:13:40,110 --> 01:13:41,279 Come on, Sasha. 1464 01:13:47,017 --> 01:13:48,983 Help me. 1465 01:13:48,985 --> 01:13:51,952 Do I look like I can be of assistance to you 1466 01:13:51,954 --> 01:13:55,093 at this moment? 1467 01:13:56,260 --> 01:13:57,763 Hazel. 1468 01:14:03,567 --> 01:14:06,269 We got to go. 1469 01:14:06,271 --> 01:14:06,968 What are you doing? 1470 01:14:06,970 --> 01:14:08,436 Let me go. 1471 01:14:08,438 --> 01:14:10,507 I have to save her. 1472 01:14:10,509 --> 01:14:12,208 It's too late. 1473 01:14:16,881 --> 01:14:22,451 We have to get everyone out of there, now. 1474 01:14:36,568 --> 01:14:41,539 It's got an emergency shutdown, just like home. 1475 01:14:41,541 --> 01:14:46,009 Mini man, are you crazy? 1476 01:15:03,597 --> 01:15:04,098 Glitzen? 1477 01:15:10,872 --> 01:15:11,970 Elliot. 1478 01:15:11,972 --> 01:15:14,406 You saved us. 1479 01:15:14,408 --> 01:15:16,376 Not all of us. 1480 01:15:16,378 --> 01:15:18,510 Oh, mini man. 1481 01:15:21,315 --> 01:15:21,918 What is that? 1482 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:26,355 Is that? 1483 01:15:29,392 --> 01:15:31,056 Hazel? 1484 01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:35,296 She's heading straight for the fissure. 1485 01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:37,963 Hold on, Hazel. 1486 01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:53,213 Elliot, that was amazing. 1487 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:55,449 I had no idea you could do that. 1488 01:15:55,451 --> 01:15:57,386 Seriously, that was incredible. 1489 01:15:57,388 --> 01:16:01,556 You ate that snowbank like it was breakfast. 1490 01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:04,026 Just a little trick I learned from my best friend. 1491 01:16:04,028 --> 01:16:06,495 What's on the menu tonight, Mount Kilimanjaro? 1492 01:16:06,497 --> 01:16:09,097 Wait a second, tonight? 1493 01:16:09,099 --> 01:16:10,464 Oh man, tonight. 1494 01:16:10,466 --> 01:16:11,465 We have to go. 1495 01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:13,401 The meat lady comes tonight. 1496 01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:14,270 Meat lady? 1497 01:16:14,272 --> 01:16:17,375 Wait, what's this about a meat lady? 1498 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,620 Next place better have Wi-Fi. 1499 01:16:30,622 --> 01:16:34,558 That's right, goats, nice and easy. 1500 01:16:37,395 --> 01:16:37,898 Hm. 1501 01:16:42,368 --> 01:16:43,936 Put that down. 1502 01:16:51,378 --> 01:16:54,479 I'm scared, Peanutbutter. 1503 01:16:54,481 --> 01:16:58,314 Now, now, child. 1504 01:17:00,187 --> 01:17:02,051 Oh. 1505 01:17:02,053 --> 01:17:05,589 I like you, little horse. 1506 01:17:05,591 --> 01:17:08,225 I like you very much. 1507 01:17:14,301 --> 01:17:16,533 She's ignoring my calls. 1508 01:17:16,535 --> 01:17:18,039 I was an idiot to ever trust that woman. 1509 01:17:22,010 --> 01:17:23,312 You can't give up on us now, Coach. 1510 01:17:37,358 --> 01:17:39,793 If it's important, you'll find a way. 1511 01:17:39,795 --> 01:17:41,428 What did you just say, Walter? 1512 01:17:41,430 --> 01:17:43,796 If it's important, you'll find a way. 1513 01:17:43,798 --> 01:17:46,465 If not, you'll find an excuse. 1514 01:17:46,467 --> 01:17:48,035 Well, I don't know about you guys, 1515 01:17:48,037 --> 01:17:50,102 but I'm done with excuses. 1516 01:17:50,104 --> 01:17:52,071 If that meat lady thinks she can hurt my animals, 1517 01:17:52,074 --> 01:17:53,673 she's got another thing coming. 1518 01:17:53,675 --> 01:17:54,809 Come on, guys. 1519 01:17:54,811 --> 01:17:56,810 Let's go save our petting zoo. 1520 01:17:56,812 --> 01:17:58,745 Yeah, Coach, yeah. 1521 01:17:58,747 --> 01:18:01,715 Let's kick some meat lady butt. 1522 01:18:01,717 --> 01:18:05,420 Hey, um, would you mind if I tagged along? 1523 01:18:05,422 --> 01:18:08,287 Sounds like there might be one heck of a story here. 1524 01:18:08,290 --> 01:18:09,159 Hop on in. 1525 01:18:16,366 --> 01:18:18,734 Dang it, not now. 1526 01:18:18,736 --> 01:18:20,271 Wait, I know what to do. 1527 01:18:23,339 --> 01:18:24,840 You wouldn't mind giving DJ and me some cookies, 1528 01:18:24,842 --> 01:18:26,542 would you, Santa? 1529 01:18:26,544 --> 01:18:28,675 The two of us are a lot more reliable than any sleigh. 1530 01:18:28,678 --> 01:18:32,413 Well, of course, Elliot, but I'd rather hoped you'd stay. 1531 01:18:32,415 --> 01:18:33,216 Huh? 1532 01:18:33,218 --> 01:18:35,617 We have a competition to finish. 1533 01:18:35,619 --> 01:18:38,153 You still want me to compete? 1534 01:18:38,155 --> 01:18:42,191 I may have been a little hasty in my decision before that... 1535 01:18:42,193 --> 01:18:45,128 all right, I was definitely hasty. 1536 01:18:45,130 --> 01:18:47,129 I understand why you did what you did. 1537 01:18:47,131 --> 01:18:48,498 Me too, Santa? 1538 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:50,833 No, DJ, not you. 1539 01:18:50,835 --> 01:18:53,203 But you're welcome to try out next time. 1540 01:18:53,205 --> 01:18:56,240 Everybody deserves a second chance. 1541 01:18:56,242 --> 01:18:58,244 So Elliot, what do you say? 1542 01:19:01,413 --> 01:19:02,346 Don't worry, mini man. 1543 01:19:02,348 --> 01:19:04,247 I'll take care of everything back home. 1544 01:19:04,249 --> 01:19:05,382 You stay and compete. 1545 01:19:05,384 --> 01:19:06,883 You earned it. 1546 01:19:06,885 --> 01:19:08,585 This is your chance, Elliot. 1547 01:19:08,587 --> 01:19:10,122 This is it. 1548 01:19:14,193 --> 01:19:18,796 Thanks, Santa, but my friends are more important to me. 1549 01:19:18,798 --> 01:19:21,100 Besides, Sasha would have beaten me, anyways. 1550 01:19:43,258 --> 01:19:44,259 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1551 01:19:56,272 --> 01:20:00,706 Turning my animals into lunch meat wasn't part of the deal. 1552 01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:01,873 This is fraud. 1553 01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:03,509 I'm calling the sheriff. 1554 01:20:03,511 --> 01:20:05,180 I've got a contact at the state troopers office. 1555 01:20:09,785 --> 01:20:13,252 I never should have left. 1556 01:20:13,254 --> 01:20:15,257 I should have stayed to help my friends. 1557 01:20:18,661 --> 01:20:20,459 What was that? 1558 01:20:21,696 --> 01:20:22,566 Blueberry. 1559 01:20:29,605 --> 01:20:31,539 Make it stop. 1560 01:20:31,541 --> 01:20:35,209 Creepy goat eyes drill hole in my soul. 1561 01:20:35,211 --> 01:20:37,477 Make it stop. 1562 01:20:37,479 --> 01:20:38,980 What is even happening? 1563 01:20:38,982 --> 01:20:40,748 They've gone full goat. 1564 01:20:43,421 --> 01:20:47,289 No one can withstand the full goat. 1565 01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:47,856 Wait. 1566 01:20:47,858 --> 01:20:48,455 Where's... 1567 01:20:48,457 --> 01:20:49,592 Laddy. 1568 01:20:49,594 --> 01:20:52,727 Peanutbutter? 1569 01:20:52,729 --> 01:20:54,330 What are you doing here, boy? 1570 01:20:54,332 --> 01:20:57,366 I thought for sure you'd be working for Santa by now. 1571 01:20:57,368 --> 01:20:58,866 And I thought you'd be a horse burger. 1572 01:20:58,868 --> 01:21:00,669 Hold your tongue. 1573 01:21:00,671 --> 01:21:03,671 A miniature horse is nobody's burger. 1574 01:21:03,673 --> 01:21:05,307 But I'm glad you're black. 1575 01:21:05,310 --> 01:21:06,910 The place hasn't been the same without you 1576 01:21:06,912 --> 01:21:07,843 and your cloven-hoof ninny. 1577 01:21:07,846 --> 01:21:09,845 Ew. 1578 01:21:09,847 --> 01:21:14,550 Tell me all about your North Pole adventure. 1579 01:21:14,553 --> 01:21:16,554 No more of the goat. 1580 01:21:16,556 --> 01:21:19,990 I go anywhere you like, just no more goat. 1581 01:21:19,992 --> 01:21:22,425 Can you believe she's wanted in three states? 1582 01:21:22,427 --> 01:21:24,729 Who knows how many animals you saved tonight. 1583 01:21:24,731 --> 01:21:26,395 Ho, ho, ho. 1584 01:21:34,007 --> 01:21:35,773 You did it, Sasha. 1585 01:21:35,775 --> 01:21:38,341 You won. 1586 01:21:38,343 --> 01:21:40,978 We didn't expect to see you tonight, Santa. 1587 01:21:40,980 --> 01:21:45,851 Yes, well it seems we still have an opening on the team. 1588 01:21:45,853 --> 01:21:46,487 I don't get what you mean. 1589 01:21:49,523 --> 01:21:52,658 Dad, what's going on? 1590 01:21:52,660 --> 01:21:55,660 It appears you weren't the only one Lemon Drop had been 1591 01:21:55,662 --> 01:21:58,829 supplying extra cookies to, DJ. 1592 01:21:58,831 --> 01:22:00,431 What? 1593 01:22:00,433 --> 01:22:05,571 The thing is, Junior, a fear of flying actually 1594 01:22:05,573 --> 01:22:07,071 runs in the family. 1595 01:22:07,073 --> 01:22:11,342 Donner admitted everything after you left. 1596 01:22:11,344 --> 01:22:13,646 I'm sorry, son, for everything. 1597 01:22:13,648 --> 01:22:15,751 I hope you can forgive me. 1598 01:22:22,756 --> 01:22:24,824 You want to check out my stall? 1599 01:22:24,826 --> 01:22:26,863 It's got a pretty good view. 1600 01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:33,901 So Elliot... 1601 01:22:33,903 --> 01:22:35,736 Oh, laddie, this is it. 1602 01:22:35,738 --> 01:22:38,405 Oh my gosh, it's really happening. 1603 01:22:38,407 --> 01:22:39,908 Oh, I'm getting all teary-eyed. 1604 01:22:39,910 --> 01:22:41,040 Zip it, both of you. 1605 01:22:41,042 --> 01:22:42,675 You're ruining his big moment. 1606 01:22:42,677 --> 01:22:45,613 Ssh, guys. 1607 01:22:45,615 --> 01:22:47,982 You were saying, Santa? 1608 01:22:47,984 --> 01:22:49,983 My team and I were hoping you were still 1609 01:22:49,985 --> 01:22:51,652 interested in the position. 1610 01:22:51,654 --> 01:22:53,087 Really? 1611 01:22:53,089 --> 01:22:54,823 Really. 1612 01:22:54,825 --> 01:22:59,462 I don't know, I've got a lot of responsibilities here. 1613 01:22:59,464 --> 01:23:00,961 These goats won't hurt themselves. 1614 01:23:00,963 --> 01:23:03,534 Laddie, are you having a go? 1615 01:23:14,544 --> 01:23:15,646 Merry Christmas to all. 1616 01:23:20,817 --> 01:23:23,753 And to all a good night. 1617 01:23:23,755 --> 01:23:25,021 Bye, Elliot. 1618 01:23:25,023 --> 01:23:26,989 Have a great flight. 1619 01:23:26,991 --> 01:23:29,926 Good bye, laddie. 1620 01:23:29,928 --> 01:23:32,094 Now that's a story. 1621 01:23:32,096 --> 01:23:35,432 Everybody loves an underdog, or horse, I guess, 1622 01:23:35,434 --> 01:23:35,833 in this case. 1623 01:23:35,835 --> 01:23:37,133 I mean it. 1624 01:23:37,135 --> 01:23:39,535 People are going to really respond to this. 1625 01:23:39,537 --> 01:23:41,872 You might want to think about sprucing this place up. 1626 01:23:41,874 --> 01:23:42,940 Oh yeah? 1627 01:23:42,943 --> 01:23:45,542 I have a feeling that after this story gets out, 1628 01:23:45,544 --> 01:23:51,115 your Witty Bitty is going to get pretty popular. 1629 01:23:55,508 --> 01:24:00,722 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1630 01:24:30,991 --> 01:24:33,695 First you learn to crawl. 1631 01:24:37,933 --> 01:24:45,739 Who do I turn to if I just hit the wall? 1632 01:24:45,741 --> 01:24:52,579 Walking through fire over a wire, mired in doubt. 1633 01:24:52,581 --> 01:24:55,149 Feels like I'm running in quicksand, 1634 01:24:55,151 --> 01:24:58,084 sinking in the crowd. 1635 01:24:58,086 --> 01:25:02,056 I'm light on my feet. 1636 01:25:02,058 --> 01:25:06,694 Always stand at the moment. 1637 01:25:06,696 --> 01:25:12,233 [INAUDIBLE] see something deep inside this moment. 1638 01:25:12,235 --> 01:25:15,870 Life's at full speed. 1639 01:25:15,872 --> 01:25:20,040 It can put me through to pieces. 1640 01:25:20,042 --> 01:25:26,952 Small as I seem, because I'm off, yeah I'm off to the races. 1641 01:25:34,225 --> 01:25:40,862 Some say it's always darkest before the dawn. 1642 01:25:40,864 --> 01:25:48,604 The shadows will show you where the light comes from. 1643 01:25:48,606 --> 01:25:52,008 The rise and the falls, disguises and all, 1644 01:25:52,010 --> 01:25:55,745 let them fall to the ground. 1645 01:25:55,747 --> 01:25:58,849 Coursing through veins, breaking shackles and chains. 1646 01:25:58,851 --> 01:26:02,553 Take the reigns and run. 1647 01:26:02,555 --> 01:26:07,024 I'm light on my feet. 1648 01:26:07,026 --> 01:26:10,693 Always stand at the moment. 1649 01:26:10,695 --> 01:26:17,667 [INAUDIBLE] to see something deep inside this moment. 1650 01:26:17,669 --> 01:26:24,609 Life's at full speed, can put me through the pieces. 1651 01:26:24,611 --> 01:26:32,350 Small as I seem because I'm off, yeah I'm off to the races. 1652 01:26:32,353 --> 01:26:39,825 Oh, yeah I'm off, I'm off to the races. 1653 01:26:39,827 --> 01:26:46,298 Oh, yeah I'm off, I'm off to the races. 1654 01:26:46,301 --> 01:26:53,205 I did all the right things and followed each chartered course, 1655 01:26:53,207 --> 01:26:56,678 using the stars to guide the way. 1656 01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:03,383 I've got to be faster, stronger, better 1657 01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:07,286 for longer, bigger, and taller. 1658 01:27:07,288 --> 01:27:09,692 But you're only as small as you feel. 1659 01:27:12,994 --> 01:27:17,196 Stay light on your feet. 1660 01:27:17,199 --> 01:27:20,800 Always stand at the moment. 1661 01:27:20,802 --> 01:27:27,207 [INAUDIBLE] Something deep inside this moment. 1662 01:27:27,209 --> 01:27:31,279 Life's at full speed. 1663 01:27:31,281 --> 01:27:34,783 It can put me through the pieces. 1664 01:27:34,785 --> 01:27:43,091 Small as I seem because I'm off, yeah I'm off to the races. 1665 01:27:43,093 --> 01:27:44,191 Oh. 1666 01:27:44,194 --> 01:27:46,395 Yeah, I'm off. 1667 01:27:46,397 --> 01:27:49,898 I'm off to the races. 1668 01:27:49,901 --> 01:27:53,802 I've got a deep desire like a burning fire. 1669 01:27:53,804 --> 01:27:57,106 Come on and take my hand. 1670 01:27:57,108 --> 01:27:59,307 We'll be kings and [INAUDIBLE]. 1671 01:27:59,309 --> 01:28:01,910 We'll reach so much higher. 1672 01:28:01,912 --> 01:28:05,781 You and me, my friend. 1673 01:28:05,783 --> 01:28:07,382 So many things to see. 1674 01:28:07,385 --> 01:28:09,686 Hold tight and follow me. 1675 01:28:09,688 --> 01:28:10,889 I've done it all before. 1676 01:28:13,892 --> 01:28:15,691 Look up to [INAUDIBLE]. 1677 01:28:15,693 --> 01:28:17,793 Tonight is [INAUDIBLE]. 1678 01:28:17,795 --> 01:28:21,999 I'll show you so much more. 1679 01:28:22,001 --> 01:28:25,902 I've been around the world, I've seen it all. 1680 01:28:25,904 --> 01:28:30,107 Come on and follow me. 1681 01:28:30,109 --> 01:28:34,010 I want to show you how we can have it all. 1682 01:28:34,012 --> 01:28:35,216 Come on and follow me. 1683 01:29:34,309 --> 01:29:38,748 I want to show you how we can have it all. 114375