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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Why are you talking
to my husband
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about your love life?
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You know, Mary,
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you might want to be careful
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about throwing stones,
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'cause I've seen
your glass house.
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Hey, it's Missy.
I stole my dad's truck,
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I'm running away. Want to come?
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Come and get me.
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All right, your parents
are on their way.
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Are they mad?
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If my daughter stole my car
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and ran away, I'd be mad.
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You may never drive again.
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And you are not hanging out
with Paige anymore.
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I liked it better
when you two weren't talking.
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If you're feeling
ignored, don't worry.
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We're gonna be laser-focused
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on you
from now on.
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(sighs)
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* The stars at night *
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* Are big and bright *
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* Deep in the heart of Texas *
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* The prairie sky *
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* Is wide and high *
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* Deep in the heart
of Texas. *
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Remember,
it's always four claps.
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Never three, always four.
(cooing)
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You know who claps
three times?
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Yankees.
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And as Texans, we always
remember the Alamo.
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Otherwise, we
might as well
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just live in Oklahoma. Blech.
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Hey, how long
have you been here?
(chuckles)
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I just came to check
on her before work.
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She was up and you were
snoring like a buzz saw.
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I do not snore.
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Okay.
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Be nice.
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You didn't hear it?
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I didn't say that.
I said, "Be nice."
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Okay, well, thanks for
letting me get some rest.
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No problem.
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Good morning,
CeeCee.
(coos)
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(chuckles)
She's fed,
she's changed
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and we got through
the first two verses
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of "Deep in the
Heart of Texas."
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Did you tell her
about the claps?
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Of course.
Good.
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What you planning
for your birthday?
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Probably just gonna
take it easy.
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Oh, my God.
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Saturday's your birthday.
I totally forgot.
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Don't worry about it.
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Honestly, I don't even
know what today is.
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Thursday.
It's Thursday?
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Really?
That's weird.
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Anyway,
I'm really sorry.
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It ain't a big deal.
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What do you mean,
it's not a big deal?
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You're gonna be 18.
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You can legally
buy me cigarettes.
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And CeeCee's excited
her dad's
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gonna be
an actual adult
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and she doesn't have
to change the subject
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every time his age comes up.
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If I wasn't mature, that'd
probably hurt my feelings.
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And you don't have
to get me anything.
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She's enough.
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Glad you like her.
I didn't save the receipt.
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Well, I got to get to work.
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Bye, CeeCee.
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You miss being 18?
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No, pretty happy
where I am right now.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I'm lying.
Yeah, me, too.
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* Nobody else
is stronger than I am *
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* Yesterday I moved a mountain *
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* I bet I could be your hero *
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* I am a mighty little man *
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* I am a mighty little man. *
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ADULT SHELDON: My sister wasfacing the repercussions
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of her recent joyride
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by being grounded at home.
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MARY:
No TV!
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(groans)
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(turns on radio)
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MARY:
No music!
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No magazines.
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If you want,
you can read a book.
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I'd rather die.
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ADULT SHELDON:
And I, despite being
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innocent of all wrongdoing,
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was being punished as well.
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Not by my parents,but by society
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and their insistenceon a "spring break."
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One whole week of no school.
No fair.
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You two should do
something together.
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Go outside, take a walk.
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I'd rather die.
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I'd rather read.
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(sighs)
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You could make
a card for Georgie.
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It's his
birthday Saturday.
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You're right, I need
to get him a gift.
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I should go to the mall.
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You're not going anywhere.
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But it's my only brother's
18th birthday.
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Excuse me.
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Fine, it's my
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favorite brother's
18th birthday.
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Better.
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I got to go to work.
Keep an eye on her.
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I will.
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I was talking to your father,
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but actually, sure.
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Bye.
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So, are you gonna
be mad at me forever?
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No, not forever.
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But I'm not gonna be done
anytime soon.
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Okay, look, I know I'm grounded
and I'm missing spring break,
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and I totally deserve it.
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There better not be a "but."
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There isn't.
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However...
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I need to catch up
on 90210
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because everyone
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will be talking about it Monday,
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and if I miss it,
I might as well
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not even go back to school.
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Too bad.
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Come on, even prisoners
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get to go out to the yard
for an hour a day.
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(sighs)
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Fair enough.
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There's the yard.
Knock yourself out.
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(sighs)
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I know a way for you
to watch whatever you want.
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How?
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Your imagination.
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That's stupid.
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Did you know there's
a German folk song about it?
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Don't.
* My thoughts will not cater *
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* To duke or dictator *
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* No man can deny *
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* Die gedankensind frei. *
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Where are you going?
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Mom said no music.
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(hums melody)
* Die Gedanken sind frei *
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* Wer kann sie erraten. *
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She's finally napping.
Great.
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You get 20 minutes.
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What you gonna do?
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Sleep, bathe, eat?
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No, I took a bath a few
days ago. I think I'm set.
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Those baths aren't just for you.
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Hey, I was thinking about
doing something nice
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for Georgie's birthday.
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How nice?
'Cause I'm all set
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with great-grandchildren
for now.
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Well, I just gave birth
and he's seeing another woman,
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so I was thinking maybe a cake
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and some of his favorite food.
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That's sweet, you're gonna cook.
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Actually, uh...
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Okay.
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I'll do the food,
you handle the cake.
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Great.
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Hey, uh, does Mary
know how to bake?
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Yeah.
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Perfect.
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(on radio): * This is
quite a time for smiling... *
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Hey,
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welcome back.
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How's little Constance doing?
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We're calling
her CeeCee.
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Well, that's
just the cutest.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, I got you coffee.
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Don't worry,
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it's not the sludge we serve.
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I got it from the 7-Eleven
on the corner.
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Thank you, but I'm fine.
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Are you sure?
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I put some of those
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flavored creamers in it.
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Fancy.
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I really have a lot of
work to catch up on.
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Of course.
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Well, I will leave you to it.
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But later on,
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I want to see pictures
of that baby.
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I don't have any with me.
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Well, you can
describe her to me.
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(sighs) She's about yay big
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and bald.
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Nothing you ain't seen before.
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Sounds adorable.
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Do you want this
open or...
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Closed.
Yep.
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(theme music for
Beverly Hills 90210 plays)
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What are you doing?
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(sighs) Nothing, go away.
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You're not allowed to watch TV.
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Sheldon, let me have this.
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While Dad's gone,
I'm the man of the house,
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and the man of the house
has to enforce the rules.
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The man of the house is about
to get his teeth knocked out.
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Puberty's made
you mean.
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I need to know
what happened on my show.
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And you'll find out
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when your privileges
are restored.
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I can't wait that long,
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each episode builds on the last.
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Imagine a Star Trek that ends
with "to be continued,"
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and you don't get
to continue.
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That would never happen,
because I follow the rules.
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You are this close
to a purple nurple.
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You leave my
nurples alone.
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(sighs)
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(knocking)
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Yes?
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Hey, Mary,
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you get a chance
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to send out those checks?
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Not yet, but
I'll get to it.
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All right.
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It's just that,
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the checks
to the vendors
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go out on Tuesdays,
and it's Thursday.
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I know the days
of the week, Brenda.
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Okay.
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You want checks?
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Here's checks.
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Mancuso Maintenance.
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$45.
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There you go.
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Mary...
Lone Star Vending.
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$200.
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Okay, if you're mad,
just talk to me
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instead of
whatever this is.
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I'm not mad.
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Okay, come on, Mary.
We're friends.
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Just not as good of friends
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as you are with my husband.
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Okay, if you're gonna
keep working here,
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we have to figure this out.
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Maybe I shouldn't work here.
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Maybe you shouldn't.
Are you firing me?
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Well, I thought
you were quitting.
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Maybe I was.
Then maybe I was.
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Then I am.
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Then I do.
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Great, then I'm leaving.
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Well, I'm a little
confused, but okay.
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(sighs)
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Mary, you're home early.
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I'm sorry, am
I bothering you?
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No, just thought
you'd still be at work.
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Well, I'm not.
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I don't work
there anymore.
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Brenda and I
got in a fight.
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Wait, what?
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Did you get fired?
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Yes. Or maybe I quit.
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I don't know, it's unclear.
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Well, whichever one it was,
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I'm on your side. Screw Brenda.
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00:09:12,830 --> 00:09:14,880
You don't even know
what happened.
271
00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,640
You're right. Sorry.
What happened?
272
00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:22,340
Well, Brenda was
being overly nice,
273
00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,380
which really
rubbed me the wrong way,
274
00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:25,780
so I tore her head off.
275
00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:28,250
Well, I don't see
what choice you had.
276
00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:29,980
George, don't.
277
00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:31,570
What? I'm on your side.
278
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,040
Why do I even
tell you anything?
279
00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,470
Love you!
280
00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:44,060
(knock on door)
281
00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:45,860
Missy, are you busy?
282
00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:47,670
Do I look busy?
283
00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:49,800
I do some of my best thinking
lying down.
284
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,670
Yeah, well, I'm not thinking.
285
00:09:51,870 --> 00:09:54,470
The shower is another
excellent place to cogitate.
286
00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,140
Sometimes I'll just
lather up and drift off...
287
00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:57,840
What do you want, Sheldon?
288
00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,680
Well, I was thinking about
what you said about Star Trek
289
00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,680
and how it'd be hard to watch
part one and not part two.
290
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,680
So I can watch 90210?
291
00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,150
No, but I can offer you
the next best thing:
292
00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:08,420
Theater of the mind.
293
00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:10,560
This is why people hate you.
294
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,920
No, I've watched your program,
295
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,360
and I can tell you
everything that happened.
296
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:14,590
So you know what happens
297
00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:15,860
with Brandon's gambling problem?
298
00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,430
And how Dylan
and Kelly are doing?
299
00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:19,670
I do.
Okay.
300
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,430
Wait, why would
you do that for me?
301
00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:23,540
Well, when you tried
to watch the tape,
302
00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,440
I ended up watching
the first 12 seconds of it,
303
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,210
and the completist in me
had to finish it.
304
00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:28,270
That's so dumb.
305
00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:31,440
I love it. Tell me everything.
306
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,650
Well, it starts off
with Kelly
307
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,310
working out on
an exercise machine.
308
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,620
Oh, she's
dating Dylan,
309
00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,320
who was dating
her best friend.
310
00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,920
Mm-hmm.
311
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,750
She gets sweatier and
sweatier, which I'm assuming
312
00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:42,890
is because of
the exercise,
313
00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:44,290
although it could
be the weather.
314
00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:46,120
Los Angeles is
the land of sun and fun.
315
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,260
Did she look upset?
316
00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,000
Hard to say.
She looked sweaty.
317
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,600
What happens next?
318
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,030
Well, then she
and her brother, David,
319
00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:55,330
get into a very heated
argument over a banana.
320
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,600
That doesn't
sound right.
321
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,500
Well, in the next
scene at school,
322
00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,840
everyone gets quiet
when Kelly walks up.
323
00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,370
I'm assuming it's
because of the banana tiff.
324
00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:02,740
There's no way
325
00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,340
the episode
was about a banana.
326
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,610
I'm sorry,
did you watch it?
327
00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,350
What else happened?
328
00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:08,480
Oh, they're also
planning Kelly
329
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:09,650
a surprise
birthday party.
330
00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:11,450
Well, that's why
they got quiet.
331
00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:12,750
How could you
not get that?
332
00:11:12,950 --> 00:11:14,320
No one said it
out loud.
333
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,590
You have to pay attention
to how they're acting.
334
00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:18,490
Their faces
and body language.
335
00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:20,630
You mean for subtext?
336
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:21,890
Yeah, subtext.
337
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:24,360
I hate subtext,
I prefer text.
338
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,630
Then just listen
to the music.
339
00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,370
If it's sad,
they're sad.
340
00:11:27,570 --> 00:11:28,830
It's happy,
they're happy.
341
00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:29,870
Interesting.
342
00:11:30,070 --> 00:11:31,200
So the music's
like a cheat sheet
343
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,400
to help read
social cues?
344
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,410
Exactly.
345
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,910
Look at that,
346
00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,620
spring break
and I'm still learning.
347
00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,410
MARY:
George said
he was on my side,
348
00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:41,780
but if he was really
349
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:44,020
on my side, he wouldn't
say he was on my side
350
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,780
like he had to
calm down a crazy woman.
351
00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,790
You know, I can just
buy Georgie a cake.
352
00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:50,260
All righty,
353
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,890
I got everything
we need
354
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,330
to make
chicken-fried steak
355
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,260
and mac and cheese
and tater tots.
356
00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:57,800
Healthy.
357
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,260
You said make his favorite meal.
358
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:01,070
What'd you think that
was gonna be, a carrot?
359
00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:02,670
And it's fine,
360
00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:04,140
I will make the cake.
361
00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:05,400
Thank you.
362
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,710
I've got plenty of time.
363
00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:08,570
It's not like
I have a job to go to.
364
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:09,810
What happened?
365
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,580
You don't want to know.
(door opens)
366
00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:13,200
Sold.
(door closes)
367
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,110
We're home.
368
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,550
Hey, how was
your walk?
Slow.
369
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,120
You don't know
how many old ladies
370
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,620
are in the neighborhood
till you go out with a baby.
371
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,150
Ooh, tots.
372
00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:22,350
Hey, hands off.
373
00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:23,690
Oh, uh, they're
for Saturday.
374
00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:25,490
We thought we'd make
you a birthday dinner.
375
00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:28,090
Oh, shoot.
Amber's taking me out.
376
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,030
Oh, I thought you said
you didn't have plans.
377
00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:32,160
Well, I...
378
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,370
I didn't, she just asked.
379
00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:34,770
Can't you cancel?
380
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,030
No, it's...
it's okay.
381
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:37,170
It's your birthday,
382
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,540
you should do
what you want to do.
383
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:41,010
Maybe we can do
family dinner on Sunday?
384
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:43,380
Of course.
GEORGE JR.:
Great.
385
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:44,740
I got to go clean her up,
386
00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,440
she's got old lady lipstick
on her head.
387
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,100
Well, you're an old lady. How
do you get that lipstick off?
388
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,570
All right,
I'll figure it out myself.
389
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,560
What you watching?
390
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,730
Beverly Hills 90210.
391
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,860
Isn't that Missy's show?
Yes,
392
00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,260
I'm trying to do a better job
393
00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:05,930
of picking up on the characters'
emotional states.
394
00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:07,900
So, for example,
this scene
395
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,140
seems like it's
about expired food,
396
00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:11,800
but thanks to
the ominous music, I can tell
397
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,470
it's about
Kelly's eating disorder.
398
00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,120
Give it a try.
399
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,180
Well, let's see. Uh...
400
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,610
That one's upset
'cause he's 30 years old
401
00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:20,910
and still in high school.
402
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,610
That's what
I thought, too,
403
00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:23,880
but it turns out his father
404
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,320
recently died
in a car explosion.
405
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,620
Oh. Well, I can see why
that would make him sad.
406
00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:29,420
Hold on.
(score playing on TV)
407
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:30,620
Sad music, yep.
408
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,420
You're good at this.
409
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,280
* *
410
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:42,130
(knocking)
411
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:43,890
(sighs)
412
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,040
What?
413
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,940
I'm not leaving
until we talk this out.
414
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,550
ADULT SHELDON:
My mom's upset.
415
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,280
Did you get it? Listen.
416
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,670
(dramatic music plays)
417
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,190
We have nothing
to talk about.
418
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,360
Fine. Then let's just
yell at each other.
419
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,600
I'm not yelling at you.
420
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,130
Mary, we're neighbors,
our kids are friends.
421
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,370
We're gonna be
in each other's lives
422
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,200
for a long time. Let's do this.
423
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,500
I am busy.
I am making a cake.
424
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,410
And I'm talking to
a pain in the ass
425
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,010
who won't admit
she's mad.
426
00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:23,140
I'm not mad.
427
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,530
Really?
428
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,610
(gasps)
429
00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:28,750
How about now?
430
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:29,930
Back yard.
431
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,650
Do you even
think about
432
00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:34,290
how your actions
affect other people?
433
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,220
Love it. Keep it coming.
434
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:37,790
You couldn't hang on
to your crappy husband,
435
00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:40,390
so you tried to move in
on my crappy husband.
436
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:43,350
Good, good. That hurt, but good.
437
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,970
(Mexican music playing)
438
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,400
Mm, I love me
some Chi-Chi's.
439
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,970
You're a cheap date.
440
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,340
You say that now.
Wait till you see
441
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,040
how many chimichangas
I can put away.
442
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,380
It's your birthday.
Have as many as you want.
443
00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,980
You may regret that.
444
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:00,250
(chuckles)
445
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,250
Thanks again
for taking me out.
446
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:04,320
You don't want to
spend the night at home
447
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,720
with some crying baby.
448
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,150
I don't know.
When it's your kid,
449
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:09,920
the crying doesn't
bother you as much.
450
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,560
You're not gonna be
one of those parents
451
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,760
that brings their babies
to restaurants, are you?
452
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,190
You bet.
453
00:15:16,390 --> 00:15:18,260
Wrap her up like a burrito,
she'd fit right in.
454
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,400
Well, tonight,
455
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,400
you don't have
to think about that.
456
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,590
We can just have fun.
457
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,210
I like the sound of that.
458
00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:29,140
You do mean sex, right?
459
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:30,980
What do you think?
460
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,560
Hmm, maybe I shouldn't
get the chimichangas.
461
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,020
And then
she sees Dylan
462
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,580
in the hallway and tells her
463
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:39,720
that she and Kelly
are friends again,
464
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,150
and he kisses her
on the forehead.
465
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,320
What kind of kiss was it?
466
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,020
Well, it seemed innocent,
467
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,920
but the music was mysterious,
468
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,290
indicating that their love
triangle will totally continue.
469
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,930
Well, that's juicy.
470
00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:50,960
Oh, I'm aware.
471
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,160
If you want,
472
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,170
you can watch with me next week.
473
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,770
No, thank you.
474
00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:57,440
Although, I would like to know
who killed Dylan's dad.
475
00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,170
Plus, what happened
to David's recording contract.
476
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,340
Do you really think
he's going to
477
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:02,770
let that producer
change his sound?
478
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:04,440
Boy, I hope not.
479
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,580
I hear you, sister.
480
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,810
Do you have any idea
what it feels like
481
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,480
to have your husband
prefer to hang out
482
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,990
with your best friend over you?
483
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,650
I know how it feels
to have my husband leave me.
484
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,810
Then you should know better.
485
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,080
You're right.
486
00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:24,130
I mean, I get that you're fun,
487
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:25,460
and I'm just
488
00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:28,270
a churchy stick-in-the-mud.
489
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,570
Mary, I don't even think
it was about me.
490
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:32,340
It could've been anybody.
491
00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,610
That doesn't make me
feel better.
492
00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,510
I just mean I'm not his wife.
493
00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:39,260
Which makes me
easier to talk to.
494
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,250
Don't make it right,
but talk's all it was.
495
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:44,820
Are you sure?
496
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,600
I swear.
497
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,660
Like how sometimes it was easier
498
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:53,740
for you to talk to Pastor Rob?
499
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,960
But shouldn't George and I want
to talk to each other?
500
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,730
Don't ask me,
501
00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:03,890
I couldn't hang on
to my "crappy husband."
502
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,100
Sorry about that.
503
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,670
No.
504
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:08,640
It's true.
505
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,360
You want to talk about it?
506
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,600
That'd be nice.
507
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,770
George around?
508
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,370
Okay, not ready to joke.
509
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,960
Hey.
Hey.
510
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,050
Oh, quick, scratch my nose.
511
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,630
Oh, nothing's ever felt better.
512
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,270
I'm offended.
513
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:38,320
(laughs)
514
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,640
Hey, what time is it?
515
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:41,970
About 8:30.
516
00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:43,740
You're home early.
517
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,580
Yeah.
518
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,710
How was your date?
519
00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:51,320
Actually, we broke up.
520
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,200
Oh.
521
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,590
What happened?
522
00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:59,510
Nothing, I just
wanted to be here.
523
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:01,860
Really?
524
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:04,110
Yeah.
525
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,650
That's what we wanted, too.
526
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,400
Happy birthday.
527
00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:23,380
There is
something else
528
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,950
you could do
for my birthday.
529
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:28,020
I had a baby
two weeks ago. No.
530
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,620
Not that.
531
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,560
Then what?
532
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,330
Marry me.
533
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,690
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534
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