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Radio Announcer: At the pips,

the local time will be 12:00 noon.

[ beeping ]

This is the Bahamas Radio Network,

Saturday, September the 12th.

[ sniffs ]

NO!

GOOD MORNING, MRS. DRISCOLL.

I NEED ANOTHER PATCH-UP.

YOU'RE TROUBLE, ARNO.

COQUINA.

HELLO, ARNO.

MY GOD. LOOK AT YOU,

WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?

YOU JUST DISAPPEARED 3 YEARS AGO.

THAT'LL BE $3.00 UP FRONT.

I WAS SENT TO MY UNCLE'S SAIL SHOP

ON WISHBONE CAY.

TO GROW UP BEFORE SHE WENT FURTHER

WITH THE LIKES OF YOU.

10 YEARS OLDER. HUMPH.

WHO SELLS BEACH JUNK.

I'M JUST A RUGGED CAPITALIST.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF YOUNG MEN HERE

- WHO WOULD-- - BORE YOU TO DEATH.

STILL THE JOKER.

HOW'S DOROTHY?

JEALOUS AS EVER.

AND YOU?

STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT KISS.

COQUINA, YOU'VE GOT TO GET TO THE CHEMIST'S

BEFORE HE CLOSES.

WANT TO WALK WITH ME?

I HAVE TO GET HER LAUDANUM,

OR ELSE SHE CAN'T SLEEP.

$3.00, ARNO.

WE DON'T TAKE IOUs.

GRANDMA DRISCOLL

DOESN'T LIKE ME MUCH.

AFRAID NOT.

WHY NOT?

I'M A MAN OF SUCH CHARM,

IMAGINATION, SELF-RELIANCE.

A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BEACHCOMBER.

Man: GOOD DAY TO YOU, COQUINA.

HELLO, THOMAS.

ARNO.

HOW'S THE HOUSE COMING ALONG?

OH, FINE AND DANDY, THANKS.

ROOF'S ALMOST DONE.

DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH ME?

SURE.

Arno: GRANDMA'S KIND OF GUY.

"A FINE UPSTANDING SHOPKEEPER

WHO CAN TAKE OVER THE SAIL BUSINESS."

SHE'S LOOKING OUT FOR ME.

I'M THE ONLY FAMILY SHE'S GOT.

SO YOU STAY FOR GRANDMA'S SAKE?

AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, THERE'S NO PLACE BETTER.

THAT'S BECAUSE

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ANYPLACE ELSE.

YOU HAVE, AND YET YOU STAY.

WHY?

TO AVOID MONEY,

POSSESSIONS,

PREDATORY WOMEN.

AH, BUT WHAT IF

I SHOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?

OH, ARNO. YOU HARDLY KNOW ME...

OR ME, YOU.

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

MORE THAN GLAD.

SEE YOU AGAIN?

ALL RIGHT.

Man: HEY! ARNO!

HELLO, JEAN-PIERRE.

COME ABOARD HERE.

THERE'S SOMEONE LOOKING FOR YOU.

CAN'T. DOROTHY'S AT HOME WAITING FOR ME.

ARNO. I'M LOOKING FOR YOU.

BIG MONEY.

BIG SURPRISES, LIKE LAST TIME?

NO, NO. HEY, AMIGO,

WE TOOK CARE OF THAT FOR YOU, EH?

NO. THIS TIME, GUARANTEED.

NO BAD SURPRISES.

I THOUGHT JEAN-PIERRE DID YOUR ERRANDS FOR YOU.

I HAVE A CHARTER.

ANOTHER RICH BITCH FROM MIAMI?

NOBODY KNOWS THE WATERS OFF OF CUBA LIKE YOU.

CUBA?!

NO, THANKS.

HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? COME ON. WHOA, WHOA.

LISTEN. YOU NEED MONEY, RIGHT?

$500 UP FRONT.

MONEY? ME? THE MAN WHO'S GOT EVERYTHING?

COME ON. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, EH?

LISTEN. WITH ME, YOU GET.

WHAT I GET IS MY ASS IN A WRINGER, LIKE LAST TIME.

ARNO. PLEASE.

LISTEN TO ME.

I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY TURNING ME DOWN.

I DON'T LIKE DIRTY JOBS OR DIRTY MONEY.

MATTER OF FACT,

I'M NOT TOO CRAZY ABOUT YOU, EITHER.

BUT-- HEY!

I TAKE CARE OF HIM?

NO, NO, NO. I NEED THAT SON OF A BITCH.

CACA'SGOT A SHALLOW DRAFT.

ARNO'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE WATERS

AROUND MORRO CASTLE.

I'LL FIND A WAY.

[ people chattering ]

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, ARNO?

YOU'VE GOT STYLE.

YEAH?

HOW SO?

WELL, YOU GAVE ME THE PRESENT AFTER,

NOT BEFORE.

[ laughs ]

WELL, MAYBE IT'S A MEMENTO.

ALL THE BETTER.

ISN'T IT NICE THAT YOU HAVE ME

FOR YOUR LOVE LIFE?

OH, YOU'RE NOT MY LOVE LIFE.

YOU'RE MY SEX LIFE.

AND YOUR LOVE LIFE?

JANINE...

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET IT TOGETHER.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MY SEX LIFE'S GOTTA GO.

WHAT?

LET'S END IT PRETTY.

SO IT'S GOODBYE...

JUST LIKE THAT?

YOU'D DO THE SAME THING TO ME IN TIME.

I WAS JUST SOMETHING THAT WASHED UP ON THE BEACH?

YEAH.

A PIECE OF TREASURE FROM JEAN PIERRE'S BOAT.

NOW I'M RETURNING IT.

SCAVENGER.

[ music and singing ]

HIYA, WILLIE.

HOW ARE THE NOTES FALLING?

Woman: HEY, ARNO.

HEARD THAT PRETTY BIRD'S FLEW BACK.

OH, WORD TRAVELS PRETTY DAMN FAST, DON'T IT?

MAMA GETS IT FASTER THAN WESTERN UNION.

SAME AS ALWAYS?

YEAH.

THANK GOD I WON'T HAVE TO HEAR YOU

MOANING ABOUT THAT GIRL NO MORE.

I GOT ANY MAIL, MAMA?

I GOT YOUR BAR BILL.

ANY WAY I CAN GET A COUPLE MORE WEEKS?

HMM.

ON THE HOUSE.

WELL, I MAY STILL BE MOANING, MAMA.

SEE, THEY DON'T GO FOR US PELICANS

OVER ON PIRATE CAYE.

OH, YOU'LL HANDLE THEM, ARNO.

JUST LIKE YOU'LL HANDLE MY BAR BILL.

GOTTA GO.

NICE WATCH.

MY OLD MAN'S.

HE HAD GOOD TASTE.

GOOD TASTE AND BAD LUCK.

SET ONE UP ON MY TAB.

WELL, WHAT'S IT CALLED?

LICK THE SALT, DOWN THE TEQUILA,

SQUEEZE THE LIME, AND ENJOY THE DAY.

JIM.

I NEED THIS PELICAN ARNO TO SNEAK INTO MORRO CASTLE

AND GET ME THREE GUYS THAT HAVE NO PAPERS.

SO?

SO HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO.

SO NA--

NAIL HIM ON SOMETHING AND MAKE HIM GO.

AH, AND FOR MY TROUBLE?

WELL, THESE GUYS ARE GOOD PAY.

UH, WE COULD, UH...

SPLIT FIVE THOU.

WHY NOT TEN?

OKAY.

HOW YOU GONNA DO IT?

WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME I CALLED IN A MARKER, EH?

Arno: DOROTHY?

I'M HOME.

MISS ME?

[ bird squawks ]

COME HERE, YOU LITTLE CRYBABY.

AH, I BROUGHT YOU A BISCUIT.

[ bird squawks ]

SO, DOROTHY,

I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS--

YOU LISTENING?

DOES SHE LOVE ME?

HMM? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HMM?

YOU'RE A BIG HELP.

[ organ playing ]

[ church bell ringing ]

Thomas: WELL, IF IT AIN'T ARNO.

GETTING TO BE QUITE A VISITOR.

[ church bell continues ]

Man: TELL US-- ON THOSE DESERTED CAYS--

YOU EVER FIND A MERMAID?

Man #2: HEY, ARNO, HOW DO YOU DO IT WITH A MERMAID?

[ laughing ]

TELL YOU WHAT, ARNO.

WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK DOWN ONTO YOUR BOAT THERE

AND FIND YOURSELF A MERMAID?

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU HOW I DO IT WITH A MERMAID.

I GO RIGHT UP TO HER AND I SAY,

"HONEY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FLIPPER.

WHY, I'VE NEVER SEEN A PRETTIER FLIPPER THAN THAT."

UNH--!

[ Thomas coughing and sputtering ]

Man #1: TOM... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

GET OFF ME!

Arno: SO WHY WOULD A BLOODTHIRSTY PIRATE

LIKE DEAD-EYE DRISCOLL SETTLE DOWN HERE ANYWAY?

THE WOMAN WHO OWNED THE SAIL SHOP TAMED HIM.

AND THAT WOULD BE YOUR, WHAT?

GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GREAT--

[ laughs ] YES.

IS THE SAIL SHOP ENOUGH FOR YOU?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THERE ARE OTHER PLACES WHERE THERE'S MORE TO LIFE.

LIKE?

LIKE PARIS, FOR INSTANCE.

WHAT WOULD I DO THERE?

OH, TAKE A CARRIAGE RIDE THROUGH THE BOIS DE BOULOGNE

WHEN THE CHESTNUT TREES ARE IN BLOOM.

SLEEP AT THE RITZ AND WAKE UP TO THE SMELL

OF CROISSANTS AND CAFE AU LAIT IN THE MORNING.

YOU'VE DONE ALL THAT?

NO. I KNOW ABOUT IT.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAPPY HERE.

AH...

I DON'T THINK THE WELCOME MAT WILL EVER BE OUT

FOR A PELICAN LIKE ME.

MAYBE IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

MY MOTHER LOVED IT HERE.

MY FATHER HATED IT.

HE EVER COMING BACK?

NO.

HE WANTED MORE OUT OF LIFE...

TO TRAVEL AND SEE THINGS...

MONEY.

HIS PIRATE BLOOD, I GUESS.

ANY IN YOU?

MAYBE.

LET ME SEE.

PIRATE BLOOD, ALL RIGHT.

[ engine cranks ]

[ engine starts ]

[ ship's horn sounds ]

AHOY THERE!

WANT TO MAKE A SMALL RUN?

DEPENDS.

IT'LL BE WORTH IT.

MR. GAVOTTE WANTS TO SEE YOU.

LOUIE GAVOTTE?

YES, SIR.

PRIDE OF CHICAGO, ALL RIGHT.

OH, MALCOLM.

I NEED SOME OF MY BIG STUFF FOR TONIGHT'S BASH.

IS MRS. OFANSKI WEARING HER DIAMONDS?

YES, MADAM.

THEN I'LL DO MY EMERALDS.

YES, MADAM. IN A MOMENT, MADAM.

WHO ARE YOU?

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS PAST, MADAM.

HMM.

YOU GOING TO BIMINI?

YEAH.

GUY NAMED ROY MALONE, BARCLAY'S BANK,

GIVE HIM THIS.

TELL HIM LOUIE LEAVES FOR JAMAICA TOMORROW

AND HE WANTS THE STUFF.

LOUIE PAYS ON DELIVERY.

GOT THAT?

YEAH.

MALCOLM, HAVE HIM WRITE IT DOWN.

I SAID, I GOT IT.

BETTER HAVE.

KNOCKIN' WITH TWO.

OH!OH!

[ chuckles ]

ONE OTHER THING.

MRS. GAVOTTE HAS SOMETHING.

[ door opens ]

[ knock on door frame ]

COME IN, MALCOLM.

HERE'S SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE THE RUN, MADAM.

YOU'RE GOING TO BIMINI?

YES, MA'AM.

WILL YOU BRING SOMETHING FROM THERE FOR ME?

IT'S JUST A PACKET OF MEDICATION.

I HAVE PAIN.

WHEN DO YOU NEED IT?

TONIGHT.

WHERE WILL WE BE, MALCOLM?

OFF MORGAN CAY, I THINK, MADAM.

IT'S QUITE--

IT'S QUITE LIVELY HERE AT NIGHT.

THERE'S CHAMPAGNE AND MUSIC.

THE CHEF IS FROM THE LIBERTE.

THANKS, BUT, UH, I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE WARDROBE.

PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT.

JUST CALL-- CALL THAT NUMBER AND--

EXCUSE ME.

YOU WILL BRING MY PACKET, WON'T YOU?

IF I SAY I'LL BRING IT, I'LL BRING IT.

I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST SO UNUSED TO PEOPLE KEEPING THEIR WORD.

[ thunder ]

LOOKS LIKE WEATHER TONIGHT.

AFTER MIDNIGHT, THEY SAY.

GOOD DAY.

HELLO, MALCOLM HERE.

THIS SHOULD SQUARE US.

I GOT THAT PELICAN ARNO ABOARD, ALL RIGHT.

WELL DONE, MALCOLM.

THAT MAKES US EVEN...

JUST ABOUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

YOU HAVE A PACKAGE FOR MRS. GAVOTTE?

NICE TALKING TO YOU.

[ engine starts ]

[ gun clicks ]

WHAT WOULD A NICE PELICAN LIKE YOU

BE DOING IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?

GIVE ME THE PACKAGE.

IT'S FOR A SICK WOMAN.

GIVE IT TO ME!

DAMN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.

LUCKY I SAW HIM COMING.

NASTY PART OF TOWN FOR A MAN TO BE ALONE.

[ dog barking ]

NEXT TIME YOU COME IN MY TERRITORY,

LET ME KNOW.

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WORD WAS THE ARMY KILLED YOU.

MY FRIENDS GAVE ME A VERY NICE FUNERAL.

THE ARMY STOPPED LOOKING.

THAT GUY BELONGS TO SERGEANT MAJOR JIM.

YEAH.

GOOD OLD JIM.

YOU ALWAYS WANT TO KEEP HIM IN FRONT OF YOU.

HE DO ENJOY SHOOTIN' PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

YEAH, WELL, RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE

I'M BEING LINED UP FOR TARGET PRACTICE.

[ thunder ]

BETTER GET UNDER COVER.

YEAH.

ARNO.

[ band plays fast foxtrot ]

♪ YOU'VE LOST YOUR JOB, YOU'RE FACIN' JAIL ♪

♪ YOUR MONEY'S GONE, YOU CAN'T MAKE BAIL... ♪

[ thunder ]

♪ YOUR BANK ACCOUNT'S GONE UP IN SMOKE... ♪

Janine: I THINK THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE WANTS TO DANCE WITH YOU.

REALLY?

TELL ME, DARLING,

DO YOU EVER GET TIRED OF THE CHASE?

ONE CONQUEST AFTER ANOTHER?

HMM.

Jean-Pierre: AND YOU, MY SWEET?

WHAT ABOUT ME?

THIS BRACELET ON YOUR WRIST.

I DON'T RECALL SEEING THIS.

LADIES LIKE TO RECEIVE PRESENTS.

NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW.

MMM. NO.

THESE LADIES GET ME, HMM?

HMM?

THIS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH.

♪ ...YOUR PULSE IS LOW, YOUR PRESSURE'S HIGH ♪

♪ AND AS DISASTERS MULTIPLY ♪

♪ WHY PULL THE COVERS UP AND HIDE IN BED? ♪

[ thunder, heavy rainfall ]

SCOTCH, SODA.

[ thunder ]

ARNO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

Arno: THERE'S A STORM BREWING OUTSIDE.

NO, IT WAS MORE THAN A STORM.

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, MY DEAR.

Janine: OH, ARNO,

YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD FOR A LADY'S EGO.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE US, SEÑORA?

LAST CHANCE, ARNO.

$2,000. $1,000 NOW...

$1,000 WHEN YOU COME BACK.

THE ANSWER'S STILL NO.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU? YOU DON'T LIKE MONEY?

I LIKE MONEY FINE.

I JUST DON'T LIKE YOUR MONEY.

SO IF I KISS THE EAR OF THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE,

WILL SHE SCREAM?

YES.

♪ WHEN THINGS UPSET YOU ♪

♪ DRESS UP AND GO TO TOWN ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE... ♪

Jean-Pierre: NO, DON'T SCREAM.

[ music stops, Governor's wife gasps ]

[ Jean-Pierre laughs ]

Bandleader: 2... 3... 4... [ music resumes ]

♪ DON'T LET IT GET YOU ♪

♪ DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN ♪

♪ WHEN THINGS UPSET YOU

♪ DRESS UP AND GO TO TOWN ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T WORRY THEM AWAY ♪

[ thunder ]

♪ WHY BREAK OUT IN A SWEAT? ♪

♪ JUST TELL THEM WITH REGRET... ♪

Sergeant Major Jim: ARNO, MY FRIEND, A WORD.

SO SORRY, JANINE.

I'LL HAVE A LOOK AT THAT BOX, IF YOU PLEASE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM ME.

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE HEROIN.

OH, ARNO, YOU ARE IN POSSESSION

OF A HIGHLY ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE.

YOU'RE IN DEEP TROUBLE, MY FRIEND.

Ortega: NO, NO, NO, NO.

PLEASE. ALLOW ME, PLEASE.

ONE MOMENT.

ARNO, I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND IN THIS TROUBLE.

I WILL PAY YOUR BAIL.

DO YOU A FAVOR.

SURE. THEN I'D DO YOU A LITTLE FAVOR...

IN CUBA, RIGHT?

WHAT YOU WANT?

A LOT OF JAIL TIME, OR A--

[ whispering ] A LITTLE BOAT TRIP?

[ music stops ]

Woman: OH! THERE'S A KNIFE!

AAH!

JEFE! JEFE!

JEFE! JEFE!

Woman: HE'S DEAD!

Man: HE'S DEAD.

[ thunder ]

[ engine starts ]

[ gunshots ]

AW...

DAMN IT.

UNH! UNH!

[ coughing ]

[ squawks ]

Radio Announcer: The Fidelity Insurance Company

has begun to search for "The Pride of Chicago."

Fidelity has a $10-million policy

on the luxury yacht and its contents,

which include $1 million in gold,

in addition to a collection of fine art and antiques.

The ship is equipped with a holding safe,

made to Fidelity's specifications.

IF YOU FOUND THE GOLD ON THAT SHIP...

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE LOVE

WITH ALL THOSE CHARTER LADIES.

I DON'T MAKE LOVE WITH THEM.

I MAKE BUSINESS WITH THEM.

I GIVE THEM MY SERVICE.

[ laughing ]

"BUSINESS"? THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT.

[ music plays on radio ]

MMM.

I DON'T KISS ANYONE LIKE THIS...

[ continues in French ]

Hmm? [ chuckles ]

[ church bell tolls ]

[ sighs ] OUI...

MMM!

[ crying ]

[ Bahamian dance music plays ]

YOU KNOW THAT HOUSE I'M FIXING?

MM-HMM.

MY FATHER SAYS IT CAN BE MINE.

THAT'S NICE.

WHEN I TAKE A WIFE.

I'M HUNGRY.

SHH.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

WHAT?

I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING,

BUT RIGHT NOW, YOU GOTTA HELP ME.

I HAVE TO GET SOME THINGS--

A CROWBAR, A SLEDGEHAMMER,

A DIVE SUIT, AIR PUMP.

WHAT FOR?

I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

IT'S IMPORTANT. REALLY IMPORTANT.

YOU GOTTA HELP ME, COQUINA.

I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

I'M STARVING. COME ON.

[ music continues ]

Coquina: THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

THIS IS THE RICHARDSONS'.

WE'LL BRING THE STUFF BACK.

[ door creaks open ]

ANYBODY THERE?

DAD, ARE YOU THERE?

WHO'S THERE?

THOMAS...

I WONDERED WHERE YOU HAD GONE.

I-- GONE? I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE.

I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

W-WELL, W-WELL, I THOUGHT YOU HAD LEFT

AND THAT IT MIGHT BE NICE

FOR US TO BE ALONE.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT, UH...

PEOPLE AROUND.

IT'S JUST YOU'VE BEEN

WITH THAT ARNO FELLA SO MUCH,

I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK THAT...

MAYBE YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ME...

THOMAS.

THE WAY THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU.

BUT THEN, UH...

HERE YOU ARE.

IT'S NICE AND COZY HERE.

THOMAS--

MIGHT HAVE US A LITTLE BANG.

THOMAS, NO-- AAH! AAH!

HEY! UNH!

Arno: BANG, BANG.

[ Thomas groans ]

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

[ Thomas moans ]

YOU COULD JUST GO DOWN THERE

AND TAKE WHAT YOU WANT?

IT'S SALVAGE. FIRST ONE GETS TO HER, STRIPS HER.

WHY NOT ME?

STRIPPING THE DEAD.

HEY, I DIDN'T KILL 'EM.

LOOK, IT'S A GOOD OPPORTUNITY.

THE ONLY CHANCE I GOT.

[ Jean-Pierre laughing ]

I HAVE IT.

Ortega: JEAN-PIERRE.

MON DIEU.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME ONE MOMENT,

MADEMOISELLE,

I, UH, MUST ATTEND TO SOMETHING.

MY GOD, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STANDING HERE.

HOW YOU DO THIS?

I GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

YEAH, I HAVE THE CHARTER.

I GOT A BETTER ONE.

THAT DRISCOLL GIRL, COQUINA,

WAS INVOLVED IN A ROBBERY LAST NIGHT. PIRATE CAYE.

SOME DIVING STUFF IS MISSING, AND NOW SO IS SHE.

YOU KNOW WHO SHE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH?

ARNO, YEAH.

STINKING TUB OF HIS PROBABLY SANK.

FIND HIM. NOBODY CUTS ORTEGA

AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

THERE'S BIG MONEY ON HIS HEAD.

HOW BIG?

WHATEVER THAT LADY PAYS, I'LL DOUBLE IT. GET GOING.

MADEMOISELLE, EVIDENTLY

THERE IS A CONDITION IN THE HARBOR.

[ gasping ]

[ gasping ]

[ coughing ]

[ coughing ]

THEY'LL BE COMING SOON,

AND THE HELL OF IT IS,

I CAN'T GET IN, AND I CAN'T GET AWAY.

[ coughing ]

GIVE IT UP, JEAN-PIERRE.

THERE ARE 300 OF THESE STUPID ISLANDS.

THEN WE'LL DO 300, HMM?

TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOU REALLY UP TO?

MY OLD MAN CAME TO AMERICA.

HE WORKED HARD AND SAVED HIS MONEY.

PUT ME THROUGH COLLEGE.

I EVEN GOT ENOUGH EDUCATION TO MAKE ME STUPID.

[ laughs ] SEE, I CONVINCED MY FATHER

TO INVEST EVERYTHING HE HAD IN STOCKS,

THEN THE MARKET CRASHED.

HE LOST IT ALL.

HE HANGED HIMSELF IN THE BASEMENT

OF THE HOUSE HE NO LONGER OWNED.

MY MOTHER DIED SOON AFTER.

AFTER ALL THAT, I JUST TOOK OFF.

TOOK THE FIRST PLANE GOING ANYWHERE.

THE ONLY THING I BROUGHT WITH ME...

HIS WATCH.

IT'S FUNNY. I DROVE AN AMBULANCE IN THE WAR,

SAVED PEOPLE'S LIVES EVERY DAY.

I COULDN'T SAVE MY OWN FAMILY.

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH A WORLD

THAT COULD DO THAT TO A MAN.

THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

WELL, MAYBE I'VE OVERCOME EVERYTHING EXCEPT TEMPTATION.

YOU CAN HOOK A MARLIN

OR HOOK A FEW DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS.

IT'S ALL FAIR GAME.

LET'S GO, ARNO.

LET'S JUST REPORT THIS AND LEAVE IT ALONE.

IT'S NOT RIGHT.

LISTEN, I HAD NOTHING TO DO

WITH THE DEATH OF THOSE PEOPLE.

NOW SOMEONE'S GONNA COME ALONG

AND STRIP WHAT'S ON HER.

AND THAT SOMEONE'S GONNA BE ME... US.

US?

US.

JANINE...

COME...

QUICKLY, MY SWEET.

THIS IS HIS BOAT, THECACA?

LOOKS LIKE IT. SO WHAT?

SO, WE PAY HIM A VISIT.

FOR THE RANSOM MONEY?

NO, MY SWEET. SOMETHING MUCH MORE.

Janine: EVEN IF HE'S FOUND IT,

DO YOU REALLY THINK

ARNO'S GOING TO LET YOU IN ON IT?

Jean-Pierre: WHY NOT?

YOU KNOW ME.

OH, YES, I KNOW YOU...

AND I KNOW ARNO.

SO...

SO.

[ laughs ]

AH!

HERE.

UNH!

[ coughs ]

[ Arno coughs ]

I'M GLAD I FIND YOU.

YEAH? YOU LOOKING FOR THE REWARD?

A REWARD?

YOU KILL A GUY AND RUN, THERE'S A REWARD.

AH!

[ anchor splashes ]

Jean-Pierre: I DON'T COME FOR THIS REWARD.

I SEE THERE WAS A BIGGER PRIZE.

I THINK MAYBE YOU FOUND SOMETHING HERE. HAVE YOU?

LIKE WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT MAKES YOUR NOSE BLEED?

THIS? HA...

I GOT CAUGHT WITH THE BUTT OF MY ROD.

AH. WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, ARNO,

SOMETHING LIKE THIS YOU DON'T DO ALONE.

DO WHAT ALONE, J-P? I THINK THE SUN'S GOT TO YOU.

YOU KNOW, FROM WHAT THE RADIO SAYS,

I THINK WE COULD BOTH HAVE PLENTY.

WHY-- WHY BE GREEDY?

WELL, WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL. SHOVE OFF.

I CAME TO BE ALONE WITH MY GIRL.

LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU NEED ME

FOR A PARTNER, OKAY?

NUMBER ONE, THERE IS A BIG SEARCH HERE NOW,

AS YOU MUST KNOW.

THERE ARE BOATS. THERE ARE PLANES.

SO YOU HAVE NO TIME.

NUMBER TWO, THEY LOOK FOR YOU.

HOW COULD YOU SHOW YOUR FACE?

ORTEGA WAS BURIED TODAY IN HIS GRAVE, HUH?

A BIG, SAD FUNERAL, MY FRIEND.

COME, COME, COME, YOU NEED EQUIPMENT

TO GET DOWN THERE TO GET WHAT'S THERE,

I HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

ARNO, THIS IS THE DEAL. YOU TELL ME WHERE HERE,

I SHOW YOU HOW. WE SPLIT 50-50, HUH?

ANOTHER THING, DEAL OR NO DEAL,

WHEREVER YOUR BOAT GOES, MINE GOES.

ARNO...

I THINK THERE WOULD BE TWO RICH MEN HERE

INSTEAD OF ONE, HUH? D'ACCORD.

YOU GOT A DIVE SUIT?

IN THE FORWARD HOLD, OF COURSE.

JANINE...

HOW ABOUT A COMPRESSOR? MINE KICKED THE BUCKET.

YOU KNOW, YOU FORGET I AM HIRED FOR SALVAGE.

HOW IS THIS?

THIS IS COQUINA.

A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

I REMEMBER HER.

SHE WAS NOT SO GROWN-UP.

OR SO BEAUTIFUL.

SO, COME CLEAN, ARNO, WHERE IS IT?

DEAD CENTER.

SHE MUST HAVE GOT CAUGHT IN THE EYE OF THE STORM.

HUNG HERSELF UP ON THE REEF THERE.

LET'S GO TO WORK, HUH?

I BUSTED MY EARDRUM DIVING,

OR I WOULD BE DOWN THERE WITH YOU.

SURE YOU WOULD.

[ gasps ]

Arno: ALMOST LOST AN ARM FOR THIS.

[ Coquina gasps ] MY GOD.

Janine: LOOK AT THIS.

[ airplane approaches ]

Jean-Pierre: SEARCH PLANES, HUH?

THEY GET CLOSER.

THEY LOOK FOR YOU.

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR BOAT.

COME.

Jean-Pierre: YOU KNOW,

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE SOME INSURANCE

AGAINST UNEXPECTED DEPARTURES.

I TOOK THIS OFF YOUR ENGINE.

FINE BY ME.

I TOOK THIS OFF YOURS.

[ laughs ] TOUCHE.

Jean-Pierre: OKAY, LET'S TAKE THIS NECKLACE, THEN,

FOR THESE TWO BRACELETS AND THESE TWO RINGS.

Arno: WELL, HOW ABOUT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

WHY?

WILL YOU TAKE WHAT YOU GIVE?

NO, I JUST HAVE A USE FOR THIS NECKLACE.

WHAT? TO WEAR WITH YOUR EVENING GOWNS?

[ both laugh ]

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. HERE...

I THROW IN TWO MORE RINGS.

COME ON, I'VE BEEN COUNTING.

THERE ARE MORE DIAMONDS IN ONE STRAND OF THAT NECKLACE

THAN IN ALL THE OTHER STUFF COMBINED.

NO, NO. THE QUALITY OF THE DIAMONDS

IN THESE RINGS IS GREATER, HUH?

MY GOD, LOOK AT THEM.

LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT IS.

THEN YOU TAKE 'EM.

THAT'S NOT THE IDEA. I DESERVE THE CHOICE.

I HAVE TO RUN THE RISK OF FENCING THOSE, HUH?

YOU CAN'T EVEN BE SEEN.

I FOUND THE WRECK.

I DEFINITELY WANT THE NECKLACE.

SO DO I.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO HERE

TO DECIDE THINGS?

IF YOU CHOOSE THE SHELL WITH THE KERNEL...

THE NECKLACE IS YOURS.

TRY IT.

OKAY, DO IT ONCE AGAIN, PLEASE. LET'S SEE THIS.

NOT THAT ONE!

EH, DAMN IT.

YOUR TURN.

THIS IS CRAP.

TAKE THAT.

Coquina: I HAVE A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU.

WHAT?

WHAT? YOU MEAN ALL THREE SHELLS WERE EMPTY?

IT'S A TRICK WE LEARNED AS CHILDREN.

YOU KNOW, IT OCCURRED TO ME...

WHAT?

THE MORE I BRING UP, THE LESS I'M NEEDED.

WHAT A THING TO SAY.

OH, NO, THINK ABOUT IT.

WHAT'S TO STOP JEAN-PIERRE

FROM TAKING OFF...

OR CALLING THE SERGEANT MAJOR

OR CUTTING OFF MY AIR SUPPLY, EVEN?

ARNO--

WELL, IT'S TRUE.

I NEED YOU.

YOU DO?

YES, I DO...

SO, YOU'LL BE SAFE.

Arno: I'M GONNA TRY TO GET INSIDE THE WRECK,

IF THAT RESIDENT SHARK WILL LET ME.

Coquina: ARNO, WE HAVE ENOUGH.

THE RISK IS TOO GREAT.

I'LL BE OKAY.

WE WANT ALL THE JEWELRY, DON'T WE?

LET'S PAY ATTENTION TO THESE AIR LINES,

TO THESE ROPES.

GOT TO BE ABLE TO PULL YOU FREE, HMM?

BE CAREFUL.

MERDE.

ALL RIGHT, THEY'RE HEADED THIS WAY.

LET'S PULL HIM UP NOW.

HELP ME.

BUT THE ROPE.

GO INSIDE. NOW. NOW.

PLEASE GO.

PLEASE GO INSIDE. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

JUST LET THEM PASS.

Coquina: HIS AIR!

[ labored breathing ]

[ plane passes overhead ]

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

NOT YET.

[ labored breathing ]

[ plane passes ]

UNH!

[ Jean-Pierre laughs ]

[ panting ]

AHH.

WHAT?!

YOU SAVED MY LIFE AGAIN, LADY PIRATE.

YOU'RE MAKING ME BREAK MY RULE.

WHAT RULE?

NOT WANT ANYTHING.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

TO LEAVE HERE...

WITH YOU.

THEN LET'S LEAVE.

WHAT, NOW?

IT'S GETTING DANGEROUS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN

HOW JEAN-PIERRE WAS LOOKING AT YOU TODAY.

HE MIGHT TURN YOU IN FOR THE PRICE ON YOUR HEAD.

LISTEN, YOU LET ME WORRY ABOUT JEAN-PIERRE.

I'M SCARED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, ARNO.

YOU SAY YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WORLDLY THINGS,

BUT YOU'RE RISKING YOUR LIFE FOR JEWELS.

WELL, IT'S WITH THOSE JEWELS

THAT I HOPE TO GIVE YOU A BETTER LIFE.

BUT HOW MUCH DO WE NEED?

WE COULD START OUR LIFE NOW WITH WHAT WE'VE GOT.

COULDN'T WE?

LET'S LEAVE WHILE WE CAN, BEFORE THERE'S TROUBLE.

PLEASE.

OH...

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

TO SETTLE A MURDER RAP.

[ blues music ]

I WANT TO MAKE BAIL.

DO YOU?

ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT MIGHT BE?

WELL, I KNOW THAT KILLING IS A CAPITAL OFFENSE.

WAY BEYOND YOU.

THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

OF COURSE, WE WILL HAVE TO REDUCE THE OFFENSE.

CHINO, MERIMAC! COME HERE.

SHUT THE DOOR. RAISE YOUR HANDS.

NOW, YOU BOTH SAW THE FIGHT BETWEEN ARNO AND ORTEGA,

AND YOU BOTH DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR

THAT YOU SAW ORTEGA COME AT ARNO WITH AN AX,

AND ARNO WOUNDED HIM IN SELF-DEFENSE, YES?

YES. YES, SIR.

GOOD LADS. THAT'S FOR YOU. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, SIR. YES, SIR.

AND THAT'S THAT.

WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU SAID, "WOUNDED."

YES, IN THE SHOULDER, A FLESH WOUND.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

I'D HAVE THOUGHT

JEAN-PIERRE WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.

FUTURE BAIL.

GET ME ORTEGA.

Arno: THAT FROG BASTARD, JEAN-PIERRE.

HE KNEW ABOUT ORTEGA.

THOSE JEWELS YOU GAVE THE SERGEANT MAJOR,

THEY WEREN'T PART OF THE SPLIT

WITH JEAN-PIERRE, WERE THEY?

THEY WERE PART OF THE SPLIT

WHILE I WAS UNDER WATER.

I RISKED MY LIFE SO THAT HE COULD STEAL THE LOOT

AND COME ON BACK HERE TO BIMINI.

HE KNEW THAT AS LONG AS I THOUGHT

I WAS A MURDERER, I WOULD STAY AWAY.

WELL, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A TASTE

OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.

ARE YOU WITH ME?

YOU DON'T TRUST ANYBODY.

YOU KNOW MY MOTTO?

"YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS,

YOUR FLANKS COVERED,

AND YOU DON'T SLEEP IN STRANGE BEDS."

SO, YOU COMIN'?

WHERE?

TO GET YOUR THINGS.

AND GRANDMA DRISCOLL'S LAUDANUM.

ORTEGA, A LITTLE BEE HAS JUST BUZZED THROUGH HERE.

I THINK IT'S TIME TO LOOK FOR THE HIVE.

I SHOULD THINK YOU'LL FIND JEAN-PIERRE IN THE HONEY.

[ plane flies overhead ]

TIME TO CLOSE IT DOWN, HUH?

YEAH.

WELL, WE WORK AT NIGHT.

SO THERE ARE NO PLANES, HUH?

THEN I CAN PACK UP, ESCAPE THE MURDER RAP.

WHY NOT? TAKE YOUR SHARE, MY FRIEND.

WHY WOULD I DO THAT, J-P?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

ORTEGA'S A WALKING CORPSE, ISN'T HE?

WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT?

YOU AND YOUR DIRTY FRIENDS. HE'S ALIVE...

AND YOU KNEW.

WHERE YOU HEAR THIS?

RIGHT FROM THE SERGEANT MAJOR'S MOUTH.

YOU WENT TO THE POLICE?

LAST NIGHT, ON YOUR SKIFF.

YOU ARE A FOOL.

YOU ARE TOTALLY CRAZY.

DON'T YOU SEE THEY FOLLOW YOU NOW?

SO WHAT IF THEY DO?

BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHERE WE ARE!

ORTEGA, EVERYONE! JESUS CHRIST.

I'M A DEAD MAN HERE.

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS, YOU FILTHY LIAR.

WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME?

I CALLED YOU A FILTHY LIAR.

LIAR?!

[ grunts ]

HELP!

HELP!

MY EAR! [ coughs ]

MY EAR!

WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE.

GOD DAMN IT! MY EAR!

ARNO, LISTEN TO ME. THERE IS GOLD.

WHAT?

IN THE SAFE ABOARD THIS BOAT...

THERE IS GOLD.

ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR DIRTY SECRETS.

[ coughing ]

JUST TRUST ME.

PLEASE.

OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH, ARNO.

HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH.

Jean-Pierre: SO, HOW MUCH IS ARNO GIVING YOU?

GIVING ME?

WHAT SHARE OF THE SPLIT?

I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE TOGETHER.

YOU'RE TOGETHER?

YOU COULD WIND UP WITH NOTHING.

Jean-Pierre: WHERE DOES HE HIDE HIS STUFF, DO YOU KNOW?

Coquina: NO.

YOU DON'T KNOW?

I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD FIND OUT.

Jean-Pierre: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU FIND OUT, I'LL SPLIT IT WITH YOU, HALF AND HALF.

I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL?

AT LEAST THIS WAY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET.

BUT PLEASE, MY DARLING, FOR YOUR SAKE, HUH?

FIND OUT.

Coquina: I TRUST ARNO.

Jean-Pierre: WELL, THERE MAY BE COMPLICATIONS

FOR YOU ABOUT ARNO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE MAYBE HE TAKES UP AGAIN WITH MY WIFE.

YOU GET NOTHING...

AND I MEAN JUST THAT.

NOTHING.

[ breathing hard ]

Jean-Pierre: YOU KNOW, I THINK IF THIS COMPRESSOR

WERE TO CONK OUT,

ARNO WOULD NEVER COME UP.

HIS SHARE WOULD BE ALL OURS, NO?

[ laughs ]

ALL OURS.

[ compressor sputters out ]

NO. NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

NO, NO, NO! DON'T TOUCH--

IT'S AN OLD COMPRESSOR. YOU'LL BREAK IT.

[ muffled grunts ]

Jean-Pierre: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

HE DID SOMETHING.

I DID NOTHING.

GET IT STARTED, JEAN-PIERRE. NONE OF YOUR DIRTY TRICKS.

[ gasping ]

Coquina: ARNO WILL DIE!

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!

NOTHING! RIEN, JE TE DIS!

[ speaking French ]

HE'S ON THE ROPE!

[ labored breathing ]

LOOK AT HIM. HE'S DROWNING.

HELP ME.

FASTER.

PULL ME UP!

[ grunts ]

Arno: I'M LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.

YOU LOSE THE SUIT, THE HELMET.

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!

WE CAN FIX IT.

IN A MONTH, YOU FIX THIS!

NO USE CRYIN' ABOUT IT. WE GOTTA BLOW THE SAFE.

NOW YOU GOT ANYTHING TO DO IT WITH?

HOW CAN WE DO ANYTHING WITHOUT THE SUIT?

WITHOUT THE HELMET?

"DO WE HAVE ANYTHING"?!

WELL, I GUESS IT'S UP TO ME.

HMM.

Janine, whispering: ARNO...?

ARNO.

HE'S OUT OF CONTROL,

BUT WE CAN BEAT HIM.

WE CAN DO IT. TOGETHER.

DON'T WORRY. I'M A STEP AHEAD OF HIM.

OH, DON'T BE SO SURE.

I'M SURE.

[ boat motor ]

SO WHAT'S HIS NAME?

ORTHWELL.

DO YOU TRUST HIM?

HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN I TRUST YOU.

YOU NEVER SAW SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, HAVE YOU?

WELL, VOILA!

THE WOMEN WHO COME HERE NEVER LOOK LIKE THIS.

THEY ONLY DRESS THIS WAY IN CIVILIZED PLACES

LIKE PARIS, NEW YORK,

LONDON.

YOU WANT TO TRY ONE?

HEY.

HELLO, ARNO.

GOT SOMEBODY I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.

OH, YEAH?

HE'S OKAY.

HEH.

JEAN-PIERRE, ORTHWELL.

ALL RIGHT.

BROUGHT YOU A BOX

OF YOUR FAVORITE BABY CORONAS, MINUS ONE.

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.

THANKS.

MY TOBACCO SUPPLY AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.

DO YOU LIKE ARNO?

OF COURSE.

A LOT?

OF COURSE.

WE NEED SOME UNDERWATER BANG,

HEAVY ENOUGH TO BLOW STEEL.

YOU REMEMBER HOW TO USE THIS STUFF?

YEAH, I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

OKAY. I'VE GOT IT, BUT IT'LL COST.

J-P HERE IS LOADED.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, J-P?

START COUNTIN'.

IT'S NOT FOR ME, YOU UNDERSTAND.

IT'S FOR THE ORGANIZATION.

HEH.

THIS IS FABULOUS ON YOU.

BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN COLD.

OH, NO.

FOR COLD, A WOMAN COULD WEAR A BLANKET.

THIS KIND OF FUR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH COLD.

IT HAS TO DO WITH PERFUME...

AND SILK AND JEWELS.

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT.

I DIDN'T THINK JEAN-PIERRE WAS SO GENEROUS.

JEAN-PIERRE? HUMPH.

THAT NICKEL-SQUEEZER?

NO. THESE ARE FROM MY FIRST HUSBAND...

A JERK,

BUT A SPENDER.

IT'S ALL I CAN DO

TO KEEP JEAN-PIERRE'S HANDS OFF

WHAT MONEY I HAVE.

WELL...

I'LL TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET.

10 MINUTES AFTER WE SPLIT THIS STUFF,

I SPLIT FROM JEAN-PIERRE,

AND YOU GO WITH ARNO?

YES.

WELL, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU...

BUT GET YOUR SHARE.

TAKE IT FROM ME.

DON'T TRUST ANYTHING

YOU CAN'T PUT ON YOUR BACK

OR AROUND YOUR NECK.

BECAUSE, MY DEAR,

YOU WILL NOT ALWAYS BE SO YOUNG...

OR SO BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT ABOUT DIVING GEAR? WE LOST OURS.

YOU MEAN, HARD HAT AND ALL THAT?

NOTHING.

BUT I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT WE USED TO USE FOR SPONGING.

YOU FIT THE AIR LINES IN HERE.

AND AS LONG AS YOU KEEP THE AIR COMING IN,

THAT'LL KEEP THE WATER OUT.

SO THIS IS A BREATHING STATION, HMM?

SO TO SPEAK.

WELL?

[ plane engine ]

Arno: HOW MANY?

ONE WORKING NORTH,

ONE OVER THERE.

ANY BOATS?

YEAH, THERE IS ONE OVER THERE TO THE EAST.

Jean-Pierre: I WOULD SAY TONIGHT

IS OUR LAST CHANCE AT THE GOLD, HUH?

WE'D BETTER LAY LOW TODAY, GET OUR REST.

D'ACCORD.

Arno: HERE, TRY THIS.

MORE SUGAR.

ARNO...

MMM?

ARE YOU AND JANINE IN LOVE?

WHAT?

JEAN-PIERRE SAYS YOU'LL RUN AWAY WITH HER.

WELL, A MAN WILL SAY ANYTHING FOR GOLD,

ESPECIALLY A FRENCHMAN.

HE WANTS ME TO JOIN HIM AND STEAL YOUR JEWELS.

REALLY?

GOOD IDEA. YOU DO THAT.

LET'S TURN THE TABLES ON HIM.

FIND OUT WHERE HE KEEPS HIS STASH.

WE'LL STEAL HISSTUFF.

YOU GO AHEAD AND PLAY JEAN-PIERRE'S GAME.

THIS IS GETTING VERY COMPLICATED.

THE MORE, THE MERRIER.

I GO WITH ARNO.

WHAT?

WELL, IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN...

WITH ANYTHING.

YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

YES!

I CAN HELP STEADY THE DRUM.

IT'S BIG ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US.

Jean-Pierre: YEAH, IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

SHE CAN MAKE SURE

YOU DON'T HIDE ANY FOR YOURSELF, HUH?

COQUINA CAN STAY ON BOARD,

AND KEEP AN EYE ON YOU AND THE COMPRESSOR.

THAT IS, OF COURSE,

UNLESS YOU WANT TO COME DOWN

AND KEEP AN EYE ON ME YOURSELF.

WERE IT NOT FOR MY EAR, I WOULD.

LISTEN, WE CAN MAKE A KILLING, YOU AND I.

I KNOW WHERE HE'S HIDDEN HIS STASH.

WHY DON'T WE SPLIT, TONIGHT?

JUST THE TWO OF US.

WHERE DOES HE HIDE IT?

I COME WITH THE STASH, ARNO.

ALL RIGHT.

MEET ME ON THE BEACH AT MIDNIGHT.

YOU BRING HIS LOOT, I'LL BRING MINE. OKAY?

AND WE LEAVE? JUST THE TWO OF US?

YEAH.

Jean-Pierre: SO, COQUINA...

WHY DON'T WE TAKE CARE OF US?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?

IT'S NOT THERE.

WHAT?!

THE SHARK. IT MUST HAVE ESCAPED.

HERE. TAKE THIS.

DON'T WORRY. IT'S GONE.

[ laughs ]

OH!

IT'S ALL SET.

OKAY.

HEH.

YOU WANT TO DO THE HONORS?

ALL RIGHT.

[ muffled explosion ]

OH!

BULL'S-EYE!

[ laughs ]

TAKE THAT.

OKAY.

Jean-Pierre: DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE HELL WITH IT.

[ clicks off compressor ]

LET'S LEAVE IT DOWN THERE.

HUH? OH, GOD.

WE COME BACK, HUH? YOU AND I...

SOME OTHER TIME.

[ compressor starts ]

UHH... UH...

WHO ARE YOU WITH? YOU WITH HIM?

OR ARE YOU WITH ME?

I DON'T KNOW.

OH!

WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S NOT OPEN.

WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE CHARGE LEFT.

IF THIS DOESN'T BLOW IT,

THEN IT'S BYE-BYE, GOLD.

OH!

UH!

Jean-Pierre: LOOK, I BRING THEM UP.

ON THE BEACH AT MIDNIGHT, WE MEET, HUH?

YOU BRING ARNO'S STASH.

IF YOU BRING YOURS.

I'LL GO SEE WHAT'S WRONG.

ALL RIGHT.

[ thump ] AAH!

OHH!

ARNO--!

AAH!

[ screaming ]

AAH!

SHARK!

WHERE IS JANINE?

NO, ARNO, NO!

NO!

ARNO!

ARNO!

OH, MY GOD!

JANINE! JANINE!

Coquina: I DON'T SEE HER.

JANINE!

Coquina: OH, GOD!

Arno: JANINE!

Coquina: NO!

All: JANINE!

SHE COULD HAVE BEEN A MILLIONAIRE.

AND YOU MAKE HER GO DOWN IN A STUPID DRUM.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LET HER GO.

WHAT?

YOU HEARD HER.

YOU TRIED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL OF US.

LET'S GO.

COQUINA...

YOU COMIN'?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT?

YOU AND JANINE.

WHAT ABOUT ME AND JANINE?

I RISKED MY LIFE FOR ALL OF US!

AND THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT?

PART OF THIS IS YOURS.

I ONLY WANT THE NECKLACE...

AS A MEMENTO.

I'LL GET IT.

[ sighs ]

WE TAKE HIM FOR EVERYTHING.

JEWELS.

COURTESY OF GRANDMA,

HE'LL HAVE A NICE, LONG SLEEP.

AND WE'LL HAVE THE WHOLE SHEBANG.

YOU REALLY HAD ME GOIN' THERE, LADY PIRATE.

Jean-Pierre: COQUINA!

YES! HE THINKS I'M LEAVING WITH HIM.

SALUD.

TO JANINE.

TO JANINE.

TO JANINE.

I LEARNED FROM HER.

[ thump ]

HO HO HO, LOOK.

WHAT ARE WE HAVING, A LITTLE CELEBRACION?

[ laughs ]

OH, LOOK AT THIS. WHAT'S THIS, HUH?

THIS LOOKS LIKE GOLD.

DOESN'T THAT LOOK LIKE GOLD TO YOU, JUANITO?

AHH... FRISK THEM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COME ON, YOU.

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

YEAH, THAT WAS BEFORE YOU TRIED

TO DOUBLE-CROSS ME.

YOU'LL BE GETTING YOUR SHARE, HMM?

Arno: NOT MY SHARE.

ARNO, I THOUGHT WE WERE PALS, HUH?

SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE.

YOU CUT ME...

I CUT YOU!

ORTEGA, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING.

JUST TAKE IT!

PLEASE, JUST TAKE THE DAMN GOLD!

I SAID, HIS SHARE, NOT MY SHARE!

SHUT UP!

YOU HEAR THAT, JUANITO?

DON'T TAKE ANY GOLD

THAT HAS ARNO'S NAME ON IT.

WHERE'S THE REST?

WHERE IS WHAT?

THE JEWELRY.

I HAVE IT. HERE.

TAKE IT. HERE.

HERE. TAKE IT!

Ortega: AND THE REST?

[ laughs ]

YOU WANT IT?

GO AHEAD, TAKE ALL OF IT.

TAKE ALL OF IT. ALL RIGHT?

TAKE IT!

TAKE IT.

[ gunshots ]

[ Coquina whimpering ]

THANKS, ARNO.

JANINE.

I WOULD HAVE SPLIT EVERYTHING WITH YOU.

HONESTLY, I WOULD.

HONESTLY.

TO US.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME.

I'M GONNA DROP YOU OFF AT PIRATE CAYE.

IF ANYBODY ASKS,

I TOOK OFF ON MY OWN.

I'M GONNA HIDE OUT AT ORTHWELL'S

FOR A FEW DAYS. THEN I'M GONNA COME BY

TO PICK YOU UP LATER, ALL RIGHT?

THERE'S AN OLD RUIN OF A CHAPEL BEHIND OUR HOUSE.

I CAN HIDE THE JEWELS THERE.

NO, NO, I THINK IT'S BETTER AT ORTHWELL'S.

TRUST ME.

ALL RIGHT.

IT'S ALL OURS. IMAGINE THAT?

ALL OF IT.

HA, AND I AM ALL YOURS.

WE CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT.

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT PARIS.

HUH. HEH HEH.

WELL, WE'RE RIDING ON A CARRIAGE...

BOIS DE BOULOGNE,

CHESTNUT TREES ARE IN BLOSSOM.

MMM...

[ seagull calling ]

ALL RIGHT!

WHERE IS IT?

WHERE'S WHAT?

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL!

KNOW WHAT?

GET UP!

UNH!

MY TAKE! COUGH IT UP!

COQUINA.

WHAT?!

WHERE DID SHE GO?!

EAST... WEST...

TAKE YOUR PICK.

GOD DAMN IT.

WELL, LET'S FIND HER, ARNO!

OKAY, JEAN-PIERRE, YOU WANT TO FIND HER?

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

LOADED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD,

WHERE SHOULD WE START, HUH?

JEAN-PIERRE! ARNO!

YOU'RE BOTH UNDER ARREST!

PRAY TELL, SERGEANT MAJOR, WHATEVER FOR?

POSSESSION OF STOLEN PROPERTY!

HEH.

Sergeant Major: $1 MILLION IN GOLD!

[ laughs ]

ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?

NO, SERGEANT MAJOR, NO.

THE JOKE IS ON US.

[ laughing ]

MERDE.

GOD DAMN IT.

[ torch song plays ]

HEY, ARNO.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR A LONG TIME, MAN.

I GOT A PACKAGE FOR YOU.

OH, YEAH?

WHAT TIME YOU GOT, MAMA?

3:45.

[ ticking ]

SHE FIXED IT.

AND YOU BE MOANING TO MAMA AGAIN?

YOU'LL BE LISTENIN'?

SQUEEZE THE LIMES, HONEY.