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5 MILLION

5 MILLION seek heir

- , Five million! - ? Suddenly or in installments?

Completely serious I'll have them in fifteen days.

- ? And me? - You participate.

You helped me once, you took me out of misery and I'm grateful.

- But do not get me into dirty business. - Write pullos?

- S ي... - It's easy. It is an elegant affair.

This time I need the ideal combination: Genius and charm.

- Completed now?? Why? - Five million. You can retire.

Even the two. In charge of the state. Everyone in his cell.

The next ten years. , I do not like striped suits!

Do not be ridiculous. Have you booked the boat ticket?

Yes, but I warn you, in Europe they have no sense of humor.

But I do. Deal with three decrepit millionaires lined with gold...

to whom it is enough for me to be a man of honor.

?Eleven o clock?

We've been waiting for half an hour!

Let men with bank accounts like ours have to put up with this!

, Punctuality has never been your strong side!

Well, you can only forgive him for his youth!

I beg your pardon., You pray!

I have to tell you something that I find amazing.

,Straight to the point!

- Sorry. - Yes, yes...

As planned, I opened today...

the testament of our late friend Gerald Peter Pett.

Bequeath your fortune, that is, most of your fortune...

Nothing more...?

Most of his fortune goes to charitable foundations.

The old truhan!

About a small or rest of 5 million...

has arranged the following: A nephew, Peter Pett, in Germany,

He's against his uncle's will. You know, you pray,

Old Pett... was against marriage.

, I do not extra to! He was married.

, And how! His wife was a live warning against marriage.

,Follow, follow!

Consequently, Peter Pett will inherit the five million, only...

if it shows that your marriage is happy.

, Tonter ي as!

, What an occurrence he had! ?do not? How will you prove...

Dear Bucklespring, it is our task. I have a trustworthy man,

Mr. Blubberboom, who is going to Europe equally, to whom I have commissioned,

that collects information about it.

Mr. Blubberboom is a man of honor.

It is well known. He is in the presidency of charitable foundations and things like that.

- But... a little hard. - A solid citizen. Agree.

No no. I no longer answer for anyone. I am too old.

Blubberboom is therefore approved. He will come immediately.

,Listen! Let Mr. Blubberboom come.

Well, what if Peter Pett is not happily married...?

- , With a 90% chance! - Inherit another nephew,

Patrick Pett, from Scotland, the five million.

Okay, there's only one but... But if I were Patrick...

I would seduce Peter's wife. Marriage to the bottom, divorce...

- and the 5 million are mine! - There's a catch, dear Bucklespring.

If Patrick Pett wants to keep the 5 million, he has to stay single.

Go! Well, old man Pett! , All a philanthropist!

Since he got rid of his wife, he did no more than what he wanted.

The matter presses, you pray.

According to the will, it must be resolved in fifteen days.

,Ahead!

, Mr. Blubberboom!

Mr. Blubberboom, I have already instructed the ladies.

- I thought you would go to Europe as well? - Yes.

And you are willing to check, through direct observation there,

if Mr. Peter Pett is happily married?

S ي.

This letter, please, deliver it You without opening Mr. Peter Pett.

But first, you should make sure that your marriage is happy.

- Not before. - Thank you.

I will strive to correspond to the trust

of those who make this request for me.

Now we start...

«Peter Pett, Berl ي n...» Who is this?

, You will know it!

Yes, say?

You pray, happiness has reached your home.

, I have not ordered anything!

- ? You want? - , War to dust!

- But what do you intend? - You pray, do you know Stafix?

- Do not. - , Of course not!

That's why you're not satisfied with your life. But here is...

Peter Pett arrives with Stafix and brings the sun to his dark existence!

, Good salt n...!? I can pass...?

Ah, these fantastic furniture, these wonderful flowers,

the luxury of an oriental rug,

, All condemned to die!, You. As well!

, Today a whole image of blooming life, tomorrow, drowned...

- dust and dirt! - Excuse me, but it's clean yesterday!

, Yes, but that is what it is about! Everything for what? You are killing yourself.

- Yes, but... - Do not say anything. Just a moment.

You pray, this is the dirtiest dirt that exists.

Of the inheritance of the chief more piggy of the tribe of the Amarkosa. There is no brush,

- There is no broom that can eliminate it. - And what can you do?

You pray, do not say anything yet. Now you will live a sublime moment.

Here too... as...

- You see it? - Oh, no, oh, no...!

So it's fine!? Sees it...?

Well, what can I say, pray...? What happens?, The clock does not work either!

So...

So, pray, what happens...

So, pray... But now comes Stafix!

Your savior, your friend. Soon you will begin to buzz, pray...

what I say buzz, to sing! And all the dirt, as if by magic...

Nobody would get it... S Stafix. Soon you will be in this little notebook...

in the list of the lucky ones who have ordered a Stafix.

5% cash is paid, and immediate delivery!

And I'm Peter Pett, who has helped her find happiness.

Well, now... uh, where... at the door there is no...

Let's see, where do you have an outlet?

Again that guy... Say, where do you have an outlet?

Here there are no plugs!

Well... this...

- electric... - , I have gas!

, Emil!, Emil!

- Perd, you pray. - It does not matter, Mr. Pett.

- I have to sit down. I'm exhausted. - It's running all day.

- Mr. Blubberboom... - ? What happens? Thank you.

- The tickets? - Yes.

- It can be a fun evening. - Last month I sold three vacuum cleaners.

- A nice guy. - Yes, harmless.

You pray, would not you need a vacuum cleaner?

No. But I did a salesman!

- Well, where do you have it? - What?

Come, you know, do not make me suffer. You know what I wanted.

- No idea, Hix. - Let's go.

- , Nothing! You know I'm ticklish. - You really do not bring anything?

- But what do you want me to bring? - , My gift!, The shoes!

- Today is our anniversary! - Oh... I forgot.

, Peter!, 3 to you married and you already behave like an old husband!

Well, sorry, Hix... Today I had a hustle...

It has been a frightening day. ?Can you forgive me?

Well, you do not deserve it. But I can not get angry with you.

But...

- Made for you, huh? - Hm.

?What's inside?? What is this?

I did it eight days ago. Paid in installments.

How sweet... So.

So I always take you with me, right?

- I'm a miserable, I've forgotten. - Ya pas.

Now fast to the bathroom. Dinner is almost over.

,Great! I'm in a big hurry today too.

Hey, that's not all. To celebrate, I made potato pancakes.

, Fantastic! But it's golden, like I like it, is it?

- , I will put the maximum effort! - Yes. Hey hey...

I had not thanked you!

Are you there?

Silence, silence... Adi s, adi s.

Peter?

, Peter! What are you doing?

You pray, your wishes are orders. A jump to the street...

Have.

- , But if they are...! - Review them, I have to get dressed.

- Peter! - What, happy?

From where have you taken the money?

A commission. I almost sold a vacuum cleaner.

,How cute...!

Come here, Gulf.

- You hit me well! - You bit well, huh?

Oh, pray!

What a brute...

- Peter? - Yes?

- , Come to dinner! - Yes, I'm coming.

- Oh, you've already put them on! - Yes. Are not they beautiful?

?lt suits you? You can fasten them. Are not they small?

- Nothing. - Not big either?

- No. Perfect. - ? You see it?

When your Peter buys you something, hm...

your little Hix... Come on!

- Oh, Peter! If we go to dinner... - We will do it.

Today is an exception... It is our wedding anniversary.

Come on. Pretty, right?

- Let's go there. - They burned a little.

- Well, nothing happens. - Take mine, it's not so black.

- Well, it goes through that... - ? Why?

Well, that's why. What a disaster of staff in the kitchen...

Yes, as soon as you leave the girls alone for a moment,

You get the boyfriends in the kitchen.

Why are you leaving them alone, hm?

Because my boyfriend came.

Actually, I prefer them burned.

Well, have you been lucky today selling vacuum cleaners?

No. Selling is a lot to say.

They were very interested, they were charming.

The lady was very sympathetic and the husband was also. Emil...

That... well, it's not easy.

Yes, until you earn the 20 frames of a vacuum cleaner...

But imagine, if every day you sold a vacuum cleaner...

, Would be, at the month, almost 600 marks!

Well, if every day I sold ten vacuum cleaners, I would be then...

Wait, no... if every month,

if every day I sold a hundred vacuum cleaners, I would be a month...

, Peter!, It would be 60,000 marks!

- And we could also buy one. - , Plover head!

A hundred no, it's a little exaggerated. But if I sold ten a day...

would be... and it would be feasible...

Of course, we would have to have a car again. But...

Hix. A vacuum a day...

It would not be bad., It was good!

- , It was very good! - A little hard, right?

Even better. This is how it lasts longer.

That you have to go out again...

I would like you to stay once.

Good...

I will hurry. Maybe today ends sooner.

, Sweet Hix, adi s!

,Hello!

- Good evening, Mr. Pett! - , Good, good!

- What, how is it going? - Thank you very good.

- Where do you get? 5 minutes late. - I'm ready now.

As it is repeated, you will no longer have to come back.

, Do not make me lose my mood!

- You have become crazy? - ? What?

, It has not even started!

- Where do you go? - , There is one whistling!

Ah yes?, Whistle You Better!

Come, walk!

♪ I break the hearts of the most proud women,

♪ for being so impetuous and so passionate...

You have to look me in the eye...

♪... and they're already in the boat.

♪ I have such incredible luck with women...

♪ It's not extra, I'm from the Taurus sign...

♪ My blood is lava, that's my trick...

♪ It's what they like about me...

♪ I look at her and say:

♪, You are The one indicated, pray!

♪ I come inflamed...

♪ and anyone serves me.

♪ I break the hearts of the most proud women,

♪ for being so impetuous and so passionate...

You have to look me in the eye...

♪... and they're already in the boat.

♪ I break the hearts of the most proud women,

♪ for being so impetuous and so passionate...

You have to look me in the eye...

♪... and already...

- What do you want from me? - Why are you angry, dear Pett?

- Dear Pett?? What does it mean? - Oh, a thousand pardons...

- I thought you were Peter Pett. - Yes, I am. My name is Peter Pett,

- Well, you'll know what I mean. - I know nothing...

- Do not you think to say hello to the lady? - Excuse me, pray.

- Oh, it does not matter, Mr. Pett. - Yes... I think we've...

seen today on the street, you called me... yes...

?You. Go...? What do you want from me?

Do not you want to sit down and have a glass of champagne with us?

,Waiter! Serve, please...

And remove you. The lamp. He will not let me see Mr. Pett.

- And you do it. Without appliances? - ? Apparatus? How many devices?

- I mean... - I mean, you whistle you with your mouth?

Sure, what else? Look, without appliances.

It is true...

Look, it's like that.

- Oh! - It's great, dear Pett!

They want to tease me, right? They do not tease me.

Nor do I screw up.

- Who makes the tap? - Please, pray. Well then...

Well, I have come to put at your disposal 5 million.

- ? So much? - Yes, neither more nor less.

Very kind, give them to me.

- He'll have to go look for them. - With pleasure.

- A d nde? - To America.

A little far, is not it? When?

- , Already! - You pray, I do not allow you to mock.

- Mr. Pett, sit down. - , Read!

Five million...

- , Keep reading! - S ي »Gerald Peter Pett» ..

- Do not you ever hear about your uncle? - Sure, but we're fighting.

- Not now. Has died. - And he left me...

five million! With some conditions.

- Keep reading, please. - "...happily married"..

- Are you? - , And so much! With Hix.

- ? Really happy? - , I love my wife!

?Sees it? I had to check it. That's why I allowed myself to watch him.

- Go!, Health! - , Health!

- You have to keep reading. - Yes.

And how come they come so late? Why not until today? Today is...

, Within seven... seven days I have to be in New York!

That's why you have to leave immediately, you can arrive on time., Waiter!

But I can not leave without more. How do you think?

Yes, I have been asked to make it arrive on time. We will leave today,

- On the 28th we will be in New York. - And then I can...

- Collect the 5 million. - The notary awaits you.

Well, for 5 million, I would have to sell 100,000 vacuum cleaners.

- You will not have to do it anymore. - I would not have...

And I could spend the afternoon with my Hix at home...

You pray, can I invite everyone a glass of champagne?

,Clear!

The boy gets into expenses...

- ? You. As well? - , S ي!

Do you allow me to invite you?

Well, no.

,Health!

,Pig!

, You said that in Europe you did not have a sense of humor!

Well, Mr. Pett a lot.

You are a man with temperament. Why has he done it?

It is clear. Because he was the guy who was whistling at his number.

- No, that's why not. You know, Miss... - , Mabel!

Mabel. Miss Mabel. Whistled when I was talking about my Hix.

You seem really a good husband. For your Hix.

- , Health! - , Health!

House of empeos...?

, My wedding band!

- Oh, forgive n! - It does not matter, Mr. Pett.

- But now you have to toast. - Yes.

What are you doing? We are providing. Something against?

,Unlike!, I would like to join!

It seems fantastic to me that you want to toast with a poor and small millionaire.

,Good! Is it... is it imperative?

Oh, Mr. Director! I like that, Mr. Director.

?Knows? They've booed enough!

Now I boo to you. Because I do not whistle anymore.

Oh, it has been great.

- , Adi s! - , Adi s!

Now, to look for my wife...

- ? Your wife? - Of course, of course, my wife...

Do not you think I'm going to go to America without my wife?

- , She comes!, She comes...! - Well, naturally we'll take it.

- Where do you live? - Calle Hix n mero Hixanta y Hix...

- , Good!, Letter to you! - ? For whom?

Who will it be for? For Mr. Peter Pett.

- How do you know I'm going to see him? - , I see it on the tip of your nose!

Curious country...

Good morning!

, Listen, pray...!

- Say? - Do you know where Mr. Pett lives?

, Do not be embarrassed! He will tell his wife.

Which extra people to...

I've already called the cabaret, they do not answer me.

,Mr. Commissioner, they just played! Maybe it's him.

,Mr. Commissioner, it's here! No, you do not have to congratulate me.

, Pray...!

Are not you ashamed of arriving at this time?

What will people think? All night waiting...

- , pray...! - T...

,You. It's not Peter!

- Sorry no. - Yes, but... How is it allowed...?

I'm his cousin, Patrick Pett, from Scotland.

- And where's my Peter? - You do not know?

Do not.

- Are you happily married? - ? Why...?

What if she is happily married!

- Yes. - Where is your husband?

Do not you know? He has not returned home all night.

Hm..., go!

, I have no idea where you can be!

What are you doing in my bed?

, Peter, good morning! , Wake up once!

- But Hix... Hix... - , Remember, I'm Mabel!

- ? Mabel? - Peter!

Yesterday night, in «The Blue Glasses».

«The Blue Glasses»...

- Mabel. - Well, finally!

- Oh, was he drunk? - Well, it was not that serious.

- ? What is this? What do I wear? - It's from Blubberboom.

What a strange hotel is this?

Ah!, Floods! Oh, water...

I have a thirst...

, We are on a ship! You have to go to America.

- Oh, yes. Five... five million. - Yes.

, Hix!, Hix! Hix is not. Hix stayed at home.

Have we come without my wife? It can not be, I do not want, I do not like...

- Where is that? - ? Who? Blubberboom?

Good morning, dear Peter.

- Where is my wife? - Do not reproach me.

I tried everything, but I could not find the street you told me.

- ? What did I tell you...? - Hix Street.

- Oh, my God! - Later you did not want to go home.

And so that you do not lose the ship,

I thought it would be better for you to come without Hix, than not to stay.

- , It's terrible without Hix! - Well, it's not going to be that much.

6 days one way, 6 days back. Within 12 days...

You will be with your Hix again.

- , You can send him a telegram. - Good idea. Where are you Telegraphs?

First, go. We have waited for you for breakfast.

S ي...

- Fantastic, right? - True.

So far everything is going very well. We will arrive in New York,

You will go to the notary and receive your money.

You will want to say that you will have it... that is, us.

Oh, nonsense.

- ? What are you thinking to do? - You'll know soon., Ahead!

- Has your husband got up? - How?

- Yes, you can serve breakfast. - What will your husband do?

- ? Who...? - , Who!, The usual!

- Tell me, have you gone crazy? - , Do not scream so much!

You are his wife, but he does not know it.

- It will not stay a quarter of an hour. - He will not even find out.

- ? What is this? - A passport...

,Exact!

- With my picture? - And yours. Well, no?

With false documents...

I will show everyone the image of an ideal marriage.

- Oh, for this you brought me? - Exactly. We are the ideal combination:

Genius and charm. And the boy has been lucky. You're lovely.

, Blubberboom! Your first rule has always been...

Do not mix private matters with business.

,I already have it!

- What? - The telegram.

Sorry, I did not want to bother.

Well, this man is charming to me.

It will be easier to make Mrs. Pett a few days.

So I have to take out the money like Mrs. Pett?

S ي. You have to help me.

Yes, yes, I will help you.

- My wife... - How? D?

Look Made by herself.? It's not pretty?

So this is it!

- Yes. - , interesting!

- Well, well, it also comes. - Yes.

The telegram...

- Listen: «Dear Hix. - Stop ».

Where is my wife?

- Where is my wife? - I think... his wife?

Do not stutter., The photo! You just put it in there, right?

- Hell, it must have flown! - It is true...

- Read us your telegram. - S ي »Dear Hix. - Stop ».

"To America. Stop. I'll be back in 12 days. Stop »."

«With 5 million. Stop. Inherited Stop ».

"Kisses. - Stop. Peter. Stop »."

"P.S. I attached 120 frames. Stop »."

You'll be so kind to put that little thing on me, right?

Very good. But you have to say: "I'm going to America."

?Why?

- Not «To America», if not, it still comes. - Oh, yes, of course.

Give me, I'll fix it for you. I'll give you the telegram.

I do not put the best photo...

Then I ran the champagne. I paid for the whole place.

- The bottles came to the hall. - , Stop telling stories!

- , My cousin did not have money! - , Ha! Money was the least of it.

One notices him as a waiter. There were millions.

?Millions? Five, maybe? Well, I do not notice it either.

- What kind of pray was it? - A doll with p as.

American or something like that. They kept talking about New York.

And they danced on the stage. And they toasted together.

- With the prayers? - Clear.

And they came out of the arm.

- What horror! - Fantastic.

Well, we do not need the photos anymore. Now that he is a millionaire...

- It's a pity that you do not know how to whistle. - Come on, Hix, I'm already aware.

These are things that happen: They've been married for three...

You find it boring, you will find the other one more fun.

You are a sympathetic Peter.

I'm used to facing the facts.

For me it is clear: Your marriage is not happy. The heir is me.

You're wrong, dear. Although Peter has not returned home tonight:

, I'm very happy with him! Exceptionally happy, even...

- You do not notice it? - Yes.

- , Your information! - Oh, come on!

? Yes?

Mr. Pett is on board Columbus, bound for New York,

- with his prayers. - With your...?

Do not have enough? «With» enough. How to get to New York as soon as possible?

Morning in the morning, from Bremerhaven, with Bremen.

Order two cabins.

- Very good.? To name...? - Mrs. Pett and Mr. Pett.

Go... WHERE ARE YOU Pett marriage?

- Here. - Thank you.

- But hey... what do they want? - Come, come.

- Are you Mr. Pett? - Yes.

,Hello! This is Uncle Jim. Yes, your uncle Jim, here, of course.

Uncle Jim of the JJC. Allow me to have the joy...

to greet the first in America to the heir of Gerald P. Pett?

You will have read it with emotion and joy to the beautiful articles...

appeared in our newspapers...

, Perd n...! about the Pett marriage.

And with joy we found that luck has fallen...

- in two happy people. - What does this one want?

In America these things happen. Do not be surprised and talk little.

Or better do not say anything.

They are before me, smiling. I'm glad.

Say some words for our listeners.

- No, I must not talk. - Sure, our listeners are waiting for it!

- ? I speak? - Yes, but little.

S ي...

Well, I do not know what I could say...

You will say that I am very happy, that I am very happy...

and uh, well, yes... what can I... and I can only add it...

I'm so sorry that you all can not see my wife...

, A something! It would be all of you. So delighted with her...

- As I am. - They've heard it already.

The first thing Mr. Pett said.

It has been about the charms of his wife.

- What do you think of this Peter Pett? - It's raising a whirlpool...

, This guy is the biggest scoundrel in the world!

He knows he will not have his cousin's money if his marriage is not happy.

Yes, maybe it's not and I'm pretending.

All this advertising campaign, with public...

- to press us. - , You're childish!

, I can be childish if I want! With my money I can afford it.

Do you think then that we should not give him the inheritance?

, Yes, yes, of course!

One as cunning as he has earned it! And boy, is he cunning?

, Here it is, look!

«A happy marriage».

«The millionaire heirs Peter Pett and wife upon their arrival at the Atlantic Hotel».

- All right. - Do not...

- How do you say "No"? - I do not believe it until I see it.

Leave this to me, I'll take care of that guy.

Leave it to me. We will also settle in the Atlantic.

Well, all this is...

- , Hix would have to see it! - , Always talking about your Hix!

It must be very nice to be so happily married.

Yes, it is.

What a pity you have not met Hix! You would have understood well.

Will you help me come back tonight, yes?

So much haste?

S ي.

- At 5 we have to be at the notary. - Well, you will give me the money!

,Let's hope!

- Peter? - Yes?

- You have to promise me one thing. - ? S ي...?

Let me be with you in everything you do here.

, Yes, of course!

But the notary does not need to come.

Yes, yes.

- Maybe it's better. - ? Why?

Blubberboom prefers it.

That Blubberboom, he wants you to be with him at all, right?

If I'm not here, do not leave Pett. That does not speak...

with no extra or, that you do not see newspapers, if you do not want to win it.

No strangers, no newspapers, if not, I earn it.

Well, we have understood each other very well on this trip.

Yes, you have helped me a lot in this time without Hix.

,Ahead!

Pass...

- On behalf of Mr. Blubberboom. - Oh, how nice Blubberboom.

- But if I come back tonight... - Peter! Listen, Peter.

Before we leave, I have to tell you something.

- S ي... - Do you like things?

I have not even seen them yet. You were going to tell me something...

- You can talk about it later.? What was it? - Nothing nothing.

- , A black! - My servant Joshua. It is at your service.

- It will not separate from your side. - I can baarme alone, no?

For me, you can ba art as you want. With black, without black... as you prefer.

- Peter! I wait for you at the bar. - Yes, yes.

Patrick., I'm scared!

- ? What are you afraid of? - Well, to find it.

He has no idea that I'm here. It will be scared ل.

, You wanted to come to Atlantic!

We will not have much trouble with that man.

Bigamy is also punished in America.

Yes, but do not do anything against him.

- ? Why not? - , Because I want it!

- We already know. Incomprehensible. - , I do not allow that tone!

I heard you say it for days. A little consideration...

- with a woman who... - ? What I do?? Comfort you?

- , Dare yourself! - Damn, that's enough!

You underestimate me as a man, dear Hix. ?What do you want?

First I do not understand you, and yes... yes...

Dear Hix! With the women...

- How to express it...? You can believe me. - ? T, Patrick?

It seems to you that there are no more men than your Peter, right?

- Of course. - You are unable to do anything.

Here is a man, I have to take care of this matter.

- , Do not do anything without telling me! - Leave me.

- Excuse me. With discretion, a question. - Say.

Just a moment.

Well, go.

- King George! - , S ي...!

- Pett! - Oh!

I almost guess it!

,Nice suit! Too many pictures, maybe.

- I am Scottish. - Oh, that's why...

Well, I'm... Italian.

But Scotland has always interested me.

- Tell me something about Scotland. - Yes, Scotland is a beautiful country.

I have a house in the woods and horses of my own.

But if you're so interested in Scotland, you could come visit me.

- Clear. I could. - We'll ride together, we'll go fishing.

- Yes. - There is a wonderful tavern with a...

- Excellent whiskey to ejo and pipers. - Pipers artists?

- ? What? - , Pipers artists!

Ah, yes, bagpipers artists. But tell me about something from Italy.

What can you tell about Italy? The blue sky... Well...

, I have a palace near Florence...!

- Beautiful. - What are you doing all day?

Eat spaghetti... ride in g ndola...

So I imagined myself Italy. Now I propose one thing:

We go first to Scotland and then to Italy.? What...?

- , It would be wonderful! - And when?

Well, at the moment I can not. I have to go urgently to the notary.

What a curious coincidence, hear! I also have to go to the notary.

,Do not!, What a coincidence!

As extra as this whole meeting, right?

Well, arrivederci, Scottish signor.

- We'll see each other again? - Of course we can. Insurance.

Ha, ha, I'd have to see Hix.

How?? Who?

Association for moral...? , Blubberboom!, Blubberboom!

- ? What happens? - Some who want to invite me., You pray!

- Do you pray? - Yes, a female association...

- for morale, or something like that. - , Accept!, Accept!

How? I want to return. In America, people rule.

?Hello? Are you there? Yes, of course. Of course you will go.

Thank you very much. ? Where? Salt n Green.

To thank him personally? Needless. Where does Mabel go?

♪ Give me your hand, my life...

,At last! It's getting late.

♪ Come with me to my palace...

- And now what happens? - , But good!

You've changed again, Peter.

Yes, he has not stopped phoning. Has it taken too long?

No, but what's wrong with you?

I'm, uh... I'm a little nervous. People call...

- and now I have to go to the notary. - Well, before you were so happy...

Yes, before. Now I'm not happy, now I'm another. One changes.

- What's wrong with you now? - Nothing.

- Are you sad? - No no.

- ? Do not?? I help you? - ? T...?

Yes, I know how to do it very well. I know how to comfort very well.? I do?

I have to put myself there... here. So, then pass the arm...

T too. You have to pass my arm... Like me...

This is not... the hat is annoying. Pay attention, again...

I pass your arm like that... So you have to put it...

Then I raise your head, so...

Ah, it will be those women of the association...

Again... raise your head...

and I will tell you very quietly:

R ي ete... sin Hix.

Ah!? What?

I'm already laughing, Peter.

Well, but it has not gone very well.

- It's not that easy either. - Because you wear... With Hix it works.

Does not answer...

We were going to see you, Mr. Pett.

- To me? - Yes, to you.

Do not imagine, Mr. Pett, how happy we are to meet you.

We heard your arrival on the radio, wonderful!

, We read this article about you!

- , Everyone talks about you! - , You are on everyone's lips!

Forgive, you pray, with whom do I have the pleasure?

We are the president of the association of women united for decency.

Aj...

, No, no, come back in! , You will pray about the association!

They can not be other than those of the moral association. Let's not let them in.

- Please, you pray. - With great interest we have continued...

- the articles about you. - You have so many fans!

Perfect. They have gone wrong with another.

,How good!

First of all, we want to thank you for your acceptance.

- Acceptance? - It will be a demonstration against those who

they are more and more enemies of marriage.

You as a husband will be our standard bearer.

- Yes, but where? - As we agreed. Today in the Green Room.

- The Green Salt n? - , Mr. Pett, he had promised it!

Ah yes, of course. What I promise I keep it.

- Thank you very much, Mr. Pett. - I give them to you. You pray.

- Adi s, Mr. Pett. - See you soon, Mr. Pett.

Very friendly. Adi s. We have been very happy.

, Hix! We're going to a party at Sal n Verde. Association for morality.

- We are formally invited. - ? But why?

Because your illegitimate Peter is going to appear there, with his wife.

- It will be a very fine prayer. - Oh, Patrick, I'm so scared...

?Fear? Being there? It seems you do not trust anything in me.

Tonight the bomb will explode. And then...

Italy, Florence, g ndolas, spaghetti...

All five, you pray. I have fulfilled my assignment.

I think I can tell you that I have been worthy of your trust.

My honorable name will suffice, if I tell you that Mr. And Mrs. Pett re nen...

the conditions of the will.

They testify of a completely happy marriage.

,Mr. And Mrs. Pett!

?What happens?? What happens...? Let them come.

Yes, of course, come too.

So...

- Notary Gould. - How are you?

The Messrs. Harris, Bucklespring, Kirkwood

friends of his, unfortunately, prematurely disappeared tà ي o.

They have to check that the will is fulfilled.

Excuse me, pray. Allow me, Mr. Pett?

Oh, you have settled. Here. No, do not get up.

If he had come to know her, he would not have had any doubt,

- that your marriage is happy. - Oh thanks.

Age and money have their advantages, but seeing you.

I would prefer to be poor and young again.

I can afford to leave you. 10 million in my will?

, Yes, please!

Mr. Blubberboom's reports on his marriage are magnificent.

I am therefore in the pleasant condition of delivering...

the amount, for a destitute, not insignificant, of 5 million.

Yes, please, I would like to go back today.

,Oh please! Do not you prefer to stay...

and take the opportunity to teach his wife something of America?

No, it would be very complicated. Hix prefers to be at home.

- ? Who? - Hix.

- Hix? How does Hix? - I call my wife.

,Oh, sure...!

They have to come and see us, so they can see Hix at home.

?At home?

- Yes, yes, I imagine it. - Always happy and in a good mood.

Even if we do not have money.

- ? What? Again in a good mood? - Yes, yes, Peter.

- «R ي e, small Hix, always helps». - Yes.

What do you mean?

- Yes, with that I comforted her this afternoon. - The consol?

Was there something between you? A disagreement?? A fight?

- Do not. - No, nothing, no.

We just found out how you met.

- It was a lot of fuss. - Yes, I was drunk.

- If you were so kind... - Oh, sure, yeah. Very important.

Identified by passport...

66-50-31.

One moment, please...

Really well done.

- How? - A very good job.

- You will not say that the passport... - , The photo of the Pett is fantastic!

The photos of the passports are usually horrible.

Yes, it's true.

- What do you plan to do with so much money? - I'll give everything to my wife.

How? Have they heard? , This is an ideal husband!

- , He will give all the money to his wife! - Yes. I do not want to know anything about money.

As you wish, Mr. Pett. I think we can terminate the triage.

- All right. All right. - Yes, what else do you want?

I would ask him, how will he give me... that is, how will you deliver me...

Dear Mr. Pett. According to the additional clauses of the will...

I have to ask you to come tonight at eight o'clock to the garden terrace...

of Hotel Atlantic. A surprise awaits him there.

I have problems. I mean, I want to go back tonight.

It's your uncle's will.

?lt is true?

Do you plan to give him a check or what?

No, that would be very cold. I thought something better.

When I go back down, I will be a millionaire. Yes, what's up!

- I would like everything to have happened. - Yes, to me too.

- We hope everything goes well. - Until now, everything has gone perfect.

, Peter! Give your arm to the woman. ,As it matches...!

As I said, it's a pity that Hix is not here!

I greeted him...

on behalf of the Union of Women and Associations for Morals.

You are a brilliant example, Mr. Pett. While millions of husbands...

they threaten to sink into the quagmire of a banal concept of marriage...

You are on the road to virtuous fulfillment.

I would like to beg you...

May he grant us to participate in our modest banquet...

as established by our statutes: Vegetarian and alcohol-free.

, Up, this! Damn, where Peter got himself!

In short, you will say: If I receive 5 million for a happy marriage...

I owe it to my dear wife. That's why I beg you to raise your glasses...

and give with me for all the happy marriages of the world.

, Viva Hix!

, You pray!

You understand me. This is what I mean.

Naturally, seen globally.

That's what it is about. Today, more than ever.

Keep it in mind and do not forget it,

because then no one is responsible.

, You pray!

, I had to say it once and for all!

I thank you...

for your attention... so understanding.

But good?, If this is my number! Yes, requested especially for you.

,How nice!

Thank you.

- Health. - Health.

- You pray, let's go to the tables. - Yes. Please.

♪ For being so impetuous and so passionate...

You have to look me in the eye...

- Our farewell dance, Peter. - Yes, yes.

- Where does that music come from? - From the garden terrace, pray.

- Please, take me. - Ahead.

- I want to talk to Mr. Peter Pett. - One moment, please.

What do they want from him?

One wants to talk to Mr. Pett.

- One you pray? - Oh, I think I know what it is.

An invitation of the association. I'll take care of it.

- ? You want? - I want to talk to Mr. Peter Pett.

- What business? - I'm Mrs. Pett.

- Hix Pett? - Yes. How do you know...?

You pray, I do not want to say that...

Are you your wife?

- Yes. And who are you? - ? I...?

- I'm notary Gould. - Oh, notary Gould, take me with him.

A moment, pray. Mrs. Pett, you can provoke a scandal.

We have to avoid attracting attention, also because of their interest. Come on.

Let's go to my office, there We will fix this matter.

- Well, let's go through my room earlier. - Yes, please.

How beautiful, how beautiful this is! Oh, what a view!

Go... yes, what a thing! ?You know what? I'm going to make Hix come.

- I'll put a telegram. - Yeah, I do not know, Peter...

?Why? Now I can afford it. I'm a millionaire.

That's it.

- Blubberboom that brings money. - Blubberboom?

Yes, why not?

Where is it?? Where?

One moment, please. I'm going to find my coat.

Concierge, please. If someone asks for me...

- Have. The key. - Now, stay in the bathroom.

Mrs. Pett, I've thought about it better. I'll have your husband come.

Yes, as you create. Please come to my salt n.

Have you seen a woman pray in a white party dress?

- Yes, he's gone up on the terrace. - All right. Take me.

S ي.

- , Stop stories and sit down! - What do you think?

How is it allowed...?

I beg you to stay here. , Joshua!

- If you're calm, you do not have to fear. - I do not think...

- Have you ever talked about gangsters? - Do not...

- , S ي...! - I'm one of those.

Come here, come here. Do you know Mr. Blubberboom?

- Yes, yes. - Do you know where you are?

- It's down. - Oh, please, kiss me too.

Where is Mr. Pett? Oh, here it comes.

- ? What...? - That good...

?What happens? Go...

- Where have you been? - ? I?

Do you allow me?

, You pray and you pray! Everyone knows me as a calm and objective man.

I hate sentimentality. But I have to admit...

that with this occasion I am a little excited.

Dear, pray, dear Mr. Pett...

They've been here for a few hours, but let me say...

We are all in love with you!

, Hix! Hix...

Hix is... Hix is... Hix is...

, Blubberboom!

, Blubberboom!, It's here!, It's here!

- , Let me out! It's my husband! - No, Missis. If I do not charge it.

Peter...

Hix is... Hix is...

That's why I'm especially happy, now that their luck comes,

be the carrier.

This box contains a key.

Open a National Bank safe and with it the door...

of a life more pleasant for you.

How are you? Who deals with the affairs of your husband,

I put the keys in her lovely hands.

Bravo Bravo...

- Come on, come on! - I have to change!

Is it essential?

- , Clear! - , Give me the key, then!

Yes, one moment, please.

Why are you so nervous?

?Nervous? Hix is here. , Peter's wife!

- ? - Locked in my room!

Give me the key, we do not have time!

I will wait for you downstairs.

- , I have to talk to you. - Peter...!

- You know perfectly well that I'm not Peter. - ? Who are you then?

, Now you will see it!

Look, please. My name is Patrick.

Have you seen Mr. Blubberboom?

- Sorry, in the lounge? - Thank you.

- Excuse me... I missed something? - If something has been lost?

Young man, I'm surprised to see how calm you are. All this.

You receive the millions and we are the ones who are nervous.

, The strongest men would lose their reason in their situation!

It is possible, it is possible. Listen, listen...

Come... I tell you something?

- Please. - But first, sit down.

- Do you know who just arrived from Europe? - Yes, who?

My wife. Well, where is Blubberboom?

Eh..., Pett just told me that his wife from Europe has arrived.

- What do you think? - ? What?

How is that...?

- Mr. Pett, your wife...? - Yes, my wife.

?What do you think? This is my wife!

, He has followed me! I am completely confused.

Where is Blubberboom? Where is it? Where is it?

- Young man, will not he be wrong? - No, I'm not, believe me.

My wife is here. My wife is in New York. Where is Blubberboom?

,lt's awful! It's... uh...

We told him about Mabel,

of his wife, with whom you came to America...

, You have to remember! You were with her in my office...

With which you danced This night so happy!

Ah, it... refers to...

Oh, that's why...

, A doctor, please! And a couple of strong men!

- Say you? - M ي watch, what can be done?

- Maybe it's temporary. - Please.

- What was he laughing about? - ? What? What do you want?

- Why are you looking at me like that? - I want to help you, I'm a doctor.

Jo, jo! No, it's fine! Let Hix come.

,I'm pissed! Go and see where the 1212 is.

Come, go, go!

Where is your wife? Bring Mrs. Mabel right away.

You will not think that I have believed your lies.

- , You. It's not Italian! - Do not.

Yes, and with you we would go for a walk and eat spaghetti.

Oh!

- And you know he's Scottish, is not he? - Yes, I'm Scottish!

I'm authentic! The Scots are authentic!

- , S ي! - , I do not laugh!

, Do not hurt the feelings of a man!

It's not extra, it's been too much for you! But calm down.

His wife will come at once. Mabel will reassure him.

I laugh at your Mabel!

The prayer of 1212 has left said to the concierge

that he had gone with notary Gould to his office.

To my office...?? With me?

What has gone with you?

,Mr. Gould, I can not find Mabel anywhere!

What has gone with you? What have you done to my wife?

- Dear Mr. Pett! - What have you done to my wife?

, Blubberboom!, Blubberboom! Where is Mabel?

, As I call Mabel back to my Hix, I drive her one!

Quick, fast, beat it!

Do not touch me, I forbid it! Do not touch me, it can be terrible!

, I warned you for the last time! , Back! I have to go with my wife!

Give me the box.

- I do not have it already. - ? Who has it?

- , Back!, Back! - , Come on!, Come on!

, High, high, high, high!

What do you really want?

,Come on!, Come on!, Let's go!

,Come on!, Come on!

, Back, Patrick!

,Come on! Behind him, come!

- , We are not crazy! - , Do not even think about it!

Then, I assume the command. Come on!

,Hey Hey hey!, High, high!

- , Leave me alone! Who in you? - I'm your cousin Patrick from Scotland.

- Oh, go. What do you want from me? - Do me the favor and come here.

You would already like it, have stayed quietly in Scotland. Here...

everything is in order. I'm happily married.

,Dammit! That you come here!

,Do not even think about it! Come t, it's the same distance.

,Dammit!

,Dammit! May he come...

- Come, please, ay give me, s beme! - , Gulf!

- , I fall! - What are you doing out there?

,How awful!

I told you not to go! ,Not so strong!, Not so strong!

- , Do not be like that! - It hurts...

- , Tonter ي as! - Ah, no!

- Blandengue! - , I can not resp...!

- , Come here! - , Air!

- Do not... - , Come now!

Oh oh oh!

We have recognized you, Hix and me.

,Swindler!, B ي gamo!

, Hix is going to divorce you!

?What?

- , I have advised him! - Advised?

Advised...

, Peter!

- Patrick... - Ah, hm...

- ? What happens? - What is happening?

Oh, this is crazy.

?What happens? What is missing?

,Nothing! What do you want from me? ,Leave me alone!

- Patrick! Believe me! - You do not believe anything...

Patrick...

Look, here is the key. Have it.

- Extra woman... - Do you believe me now?

- Where is Peter? - Here!, Here!

Ah! Come on out! , C'mon it! We already have it!

,Leave me alone! , Calm down, it's not me!

,No, it's not him!, Is not the!

No, no, that's it!

- , Band...! Band...! - I go crazy.

You pray and you pray,

continue with my report. Mr. Gould has just become...

,Come on! Come, come, go!

,Above! Take it!

- Come on, say it! - Where have you gotten?

- No one seems to know where he got himself. - , It has slipped, by the fireplace!

?What?

, Take her, we will see! , Hurry!

, Blubberboom!

It is impossible. ,I swear! He has locked his wife.

?To his wife?

Tonter ي as, I'm Patrick Pett, from Scotland.

Where is Blubberboom staying?

- , Is not safe! - , 1,214!

Let me go!

Mr. Pett no. 1 is on his way up the chimney.

From the 44th floor to the ground floor.

- , Help! - What the crap is this?

,Help!

I apologize. Excuse me!

, Hix... Hix!

Dear, dear Hix, Hix, Hix...

Hix...

- Hey, what do you look like! - ? I?

S ي. Oh, Hix... Hix.

Wait for me.

- I brought you something. - What?

- Look, played. - , Ah well!

- Oh, then everything is fine now. - , Hix!, Hix!, Hix!

There is no way to be calm. , Joshua!, Joshua!

He's my servant Joshua. It is always at my disposal., Joshua, open!

Oh, Massa Pett.

- Ah! It is! - Fantastic.

- You're here again, Patrick. - How have you come in here?

,By the chimney! I already told you that I had to go with my wife right away.

There's nothing to do. This is Love.

Take... gulf.

- Are you really Peter Pett? - I hope so. If there is no third...

And who shows me that you are happily married?

- I. - I also.

- And me. - And Blubberboom.

- , Blubberboom! - My cousin, Patrick.

- Yes, I know. - Yes?

- A doctor. A psychiatrist, please. - It's already here.

Why are you so serious, Blubberboom? Is it that you're not happy?

- Accompany me. He already knows where. - Yes, it's an old one, Mr. Notary.

There you can recover.

Yes, now I have to recover.

?What happens? What's wrong? He's so stunned, poor guy.

Yes, Joshua. Watch it.

- Hix, I'm a millionaire. - Well, you do not look like it.

- How?? You do not like me anymore? - Come here, Gulf.

- ? What happens? - Yeah, what's wrong?

Yes, what's wrong?

So, what about Florence? Of the walks in gondola?

- Well, better Scotland. - Aj ل.

, S ي, Mabel!? T and Patrick? ?Since when?

Since I saw you for the first time, Peter.

What, gulf, are you going to keep the key there?

Do not be so carefree with your millions.

- One half has already flown. - , Do not!

- Is it that you do not want it? - , S ي!

And I did not say I would catch her!

- Peter... - Peter? Do not say anything.