Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: >THE FOLLOWING STORY IS INSPIRED BY ACTUAL EVENTS >YEAR 2022 >We are living through times of despair… >Climate change shook the world. >Natural resources became increasingly scarce. >Poverty reached record levels. >Discontent, the people cried out for a change… >by spreading chaos on the streets. >In a desperate attempt to regain the lost hope, >our honorable and lifelong president played his last card: >Invade the Falkland Islands >and seize their natural ressources, >and then, recover lost faith. >The operation was a success >the nation found a reason to believe again. >Argentinian youths from all over the country >gave their lives for this patriotic endeavour. >But nobody was ready to face the horror of the islands. >Not even myself, >a soldier of the Change, trained to fight in the most brutal battles. >Because Falkland… >…had one last lesson for me. >Go, go! Let's go! Over there! >Sergeant! >It's an ambush! >Watch out! >We need reinforcements! >Don't worry, lievtenant. I've got our back. >Those were our own soldiers, you asshole! >I'm sorry! I always apologize when I do something wrong. >BORDER PATROL Production in association with the MINISTRY OF DEFENCE presents >I was hit! >I can't control the plane! >This is for you, Mr. President! >Go that way, I will cover you. >ok! >Julio! >Tacos! No, no, no! >Julio, kill me. >If the british captured me alive, >they will torture me >even worse as they did with the bitch when she was convicted for the murder of Nisman. >Don't you dare mingle that fucking commie into this. >It's tearing me up! >Go, Julio! Kill me, for fuck's sake! >Hurry up, they are close! >I rather die at the hands of a friend >than killed by these pirates. >No… No way! >We are going to make it... Both of us! >I will release you with a karate chop. >Julio! >Long time no see, Tacos. >Always like the snake. >Being such a patriot, >I know you are not going to give me any information. >So I won't waste my time with you. >This is nothing compare to what's coming next for you, >you wretched insects! >FALKLANDNATOR >Fucking shit. >PRINCESS ANTONIA SHOWS HER NEW PUSSY >MANURE >DRIED CUM >Attention, passenger 601 >Here Corporal Burattini. >Port Presidente Pinedo informs: the enemy seems to be retreating… >the order is to move forward, invade the Naval Base and kill every British soldier. >I knew it! >We are winning! >What's going on? >First the withdrawal of British troops and now… >What's that? >A box? >A bomb, maybe? >Attention, Burattini, do you copy me? >Do you copy me, Burattini? >Yes, 601. Roger. >I have sighted an UFO. >I'll find out what's going on. >You won't do such a thing, soldier. It's an order. >The order is to move forward by land and kill every British soldier. >Don't shake your head like that! >Obey the order, soldier! >It's our chance to defeat the enemy. >Nobody tells me what to do… >Freeze! >Malv… Malvineitor?! >Don't call me like that. I'm Julio. >Get up. >You are Malvineitor…? >Get up, soldier! >As you please, Malvineitor. >Sorry, sorry… >… Julio. >My name is Gabriel Schipani, >but my friends call me Sake. >I don't know if you remember it, but we came here together, on the same ship, >the Cristóbal López. >We arrived here after you. >As there were no ships, they sent us on the Riverboat Casino. >There's no way he remembers you, >this man is a living legend! >I remember you perfectly well. >Soldier… >You kept us awake all night, playing slots machines. >You rascal! >You know what happened? >Once we arrived to Puerto Michetti, >I was transferred to another battalion, >But here I am, Sir. >Excuse me General, But we must hurry up. >I told you, my name is Julio. >Death doesn't discriminate among ranks. >We are men… >and this is war. >We are getting closer to the British Base. >Yeah, right! The enemy is retreating. >It's time to attack! I cant wait to see my wife again. >Nice teeth. >She's really beautiful. >Well, that's enough… >Don't you see what's going on? >We're gonna kick their asses off to this Brits! >It's now or never. >Soldiers, can't you see what's going on? >Today At 2:45 PM >at 48 latitude, 86 longitude >there was a british-flag aircraft carrying a container >that might have a bomb inside. >Damn it! >Soldiers, we are facing danger… >and we must not turn our backs on it, right? >But Sir, it was an order. >Julio! My name is Julio, soldier! >And Julio doesn't take orders from nobody. >Julio thinks. >Julio decides. >Julio reacts! >You are going to get in troubles, sir. >The container fell in an uncharted zone. >It's an area inhabited by local tribes >Sir, he's right! >I saw them! >They are cannibals, you have no idea! >With teeth this big! >This big! This big! >Local tribes, cannibals! It's only a legend! >But… >what are you saying? >I'm telling you, I saw them! >You have no idea how they are! >They appeared during global warming, after the ice melted. >I can't figure out how you're still alive… >How did you manage to made it this far? >What do you mean…? >Evading or confronting the problems? >Of course… >I can't believe that we are standing next to a living legend… >When the rest fall, >Malvineitor remains standing. >Come on… >Hold your horses… >I'm not sure if we should be with this guy. >-What if he jinx us? -Enough! >Enough with that! >Enough! >I'm a normal person. >Like you, like him. >Im not a living legend. >You find it hilarious, right? >You think it's easy… >You think it's easy… >You think it's easy… >to be in the battlefield, Losing your partners >one after the other, Until you are all by yourself… >All by myself, alone, completely alone. >Alone, always alone… For God's sake! >Sweet Mother of Jesus! >I beg you, stop it! >Please! >Stop wasting time! >Follow me, I won't deceive you. >The fag tale… >I can hear you whispering! >Let's go! Double time march! >I knew this soldier. >He was a great fighter. >You see? I told you… >The natives are real. >Who else could do something so heinous? >I don't know… >They disappeared into thin air. >Yeah! Those local bastards killed and hid Santiago! >The night is falling… >Let's get some rest. >-Go ahead, soldiers. -Dried cum! Yummy! >Can I have some? >You want some? >You have no idea how good it is! >What's going on? >They are just two shitty firecrackers! I scared the hell out of you! >Schipani, listen to me: >Why do you make so much noise? >Don't you know fireworks hurm the animals of the jungle? >They are protecting their territory too, you know. >They were born here. They are Argentinians, just like us. >What a genius! >Attention: the camp is not far. >Stop it. >Look at that Mommy! >You know, I met a girl once... >-It's been so long since I last saw a girl… -And what about me? >Seven months, I think! >Last time was when Antonia performed for the troop. >Infanta Antonia… >Now I remember… >I would totally fuck her. >Luckily we can jerk off! Oh, God… >Don't take the name of God in vain! >Don't you blaspheme in here! >He's right. >She's clever. >She reminds me of someone… >What's going on…? >She's inside the can! >Let's go! >Let's switch! >Let's switch! >Excuse us, englishman… >We didn't mean to shoot you. >Not yet, Mommy… >Wait a little bit longer… >…and we shall be free. >Relax… >No… Not again… >Hey, you Brits! >Maradona! 2-1 >1986 World Cup >Diego Armando Maradona. >Was it with the hand or not? >The hand of God! >The hand of God! The hand of God! >Do you know who invented the football? >We did! >Two, four, six… Cosmic kite… >GOAL! GOAL! >You kick like a girl, you fag! >Hey, guys… >I speak english. >I took a course with “I have it Victor”. >What is he saying? >The chief is a cuckold. >One of them fucked with his girlfriend. >It seems they were dating, >and were going to get married. >And now he is really pissed off. >Now he says… >He says that they were going to have a wedding party… >With a Candy buffet… >…Carioca carnival… >…Patagonian lamb. >Now, go! >Go and find reinforcements! >It seems we have found a volunteer. >You really jinxed us… >This can't be happenig… >He must be alive… >He's a good man, he must return with his wife, with his family… >This can't be happenig… >Asshole! >What have you done?! >Shut up and lower your guns! >Come on, hurry up! >Come on! >What is that…? >You freed him, asshole. >We are dead men! >We must leave this place as soon as possible! >Shut the fuck up or I'll blow your brains! >Just do it! We are already dead! >Go on, take me out of here! Take me out of here, Julito! >Come on hurry up! >Untie me, Julito! >Please, Julito! >Did you see that?! >Shut up and run! >I have a tight ass, if I bump into one of those cocks >they will tear it apart! >Just stay close to me and you'll be fine! >But… did you see that thing? It will tear our asses apart! >Go ahead, I got your back. >You have my back? With your luck? >Don't let go of my hand! >Don't let me go of my hand! >Hold on! >Come on! Lift me up! >Don't let go of my hand! >I don't wanna die! >Hold on! >I beg you, I don't want to be another name in your personal record… >Julito… Julito… >I don't wanna die… >Don't let me go… >Please, be a nice guy… >you can do it… >You are too heavy, I can't hold you! >I will fall ass down and hit that spiky rock! >Come on, Julito, plea- >So touching… >Another Argie dying under the moonlight. >So this is the last chapter… >…the fall of the legendary soldier Malvineitor. >You are forgetting something, you fucking little Brit… >NOBODY CALLS ME MALVINEITOR! >Fucking pirate! >No… >Mind your language, you fag! >Nice technique. >You are very fast. >But you don't have the balls! >Shut your mouth! >Come here! >There is only one way to end with this… >…a Nutcracker Duel. >Alright. No englishman ever refuse a Nutcraker Duel. >Let's start. >I can't believe it… >Two grown up men kicking each others balls. >Pathetic. >Don't you get it? We must turn her in! >No! No way! >I refuse to lose another innocent life. >Specially hers. >You don't get it?! >That monster was created in a lab, >with Margaret Tatcher's D.N.A… >an send into this island to end this war, once and for all! >You are like a kid playing with insects! >And we are the insects… >Our only chance is turning her in. >Don't you get it? >Silence, cowards! >You are wimps! >I'm a woman! >Whatever I decide to do with my life... >..my body... >...and my abortions are my own choices! >What a woman… >Shut up, ou asshole! She's right. >It's her choice. >What do you want to do? >I have to turn myself in. >There is no other option. >What? No way! >I was created to calm the beast. >I have to die in order to saveother people's lives, so be it. >I must do it. >No, no, no… >No, no… Look what she says! >Is the year 2022. >Feminism prescribed in 2017. >They tried a comeback in 2019, but it was pointless. >We rule the world. >I mean, the men. >I don't necessarily agree, but this is the true. >I am the man. >And I say that you will come with me. >Do you understand it? >Give me that! >Look what you are wearing! >That's why the monster is following us. >What a man… >What hands… What strength… >And you! >If you are gonna fight with the best, you must know >I just fight with Argentinians >Are you willing to accept the citizenship? >This is no longer going. >Look at the sky. >You will be carrying those colors in the heart. >This... >...is for reading before sleeping. WE ARE STILL WINNING >They say that is Uruguayan, but no. >Taste it. >This no longer manafactur in Argentina for twenty years >but this put us in the map. >An old lady left the boiling milk >and accidentally, she created this wonder. >Taste it. >It's good? >Great! >You're now Argentinian, Right and Human. >If they want to come... >We will fight! >That's the spirit! >And now.. >...give me a sec, that i feel... >That with this girl there is a kind of magic. >Come this way. >DANGER ORIGINAL PEOPLES OF THE FALKLANDS >I can not anymore. >Stay calm. >Stay calm. >Stay calm. >NOW! >Mommy! >Hi Mommy! >Nice to see you! >Nice to see you! >What a woman! >You make me remember someone. >What? >What are you saying? >Do you want that I touch you? >Down here? Should I continue? >You dont have mercy with me. >No what's going on? Come on Titan! >Damn dart paralyzing! >Yeah, just limp like this. >Mommy. >This is so warm for The Titan. >I'm felling you. Hair with hair. >Mommy. >Good morning. >What is this? >Technically this is rape, >but we the human also call it Love. >Love? What is that? >What is Love? >Love... >Love is... >So sexy. >Is about giving everything for the other >sometimes also the life. >Yes! give me everything! >Till the last drop! >Not one less! >Give me a sec. >Catch that man! >What are you doing? >It's him. >Take him with The Old Bull. >If you're an indian, I killed Martha! >No one touches Black Sun! >Actually I'm Esteban, >from Concepción Chile, >and with these black people I'm living the life, >shut up and play along. >Enougt to waste time! >Take him with The Old Bull! >Now! >Hi, honey. >You're one of the chosen. >Just the Felelio water >will clear the clouds... >from your mind. >FELELIO >FELELIO >FELELIO >FELELIO, FELELIO, FELELIO >Tasty! >Drink it. >This? >No way this is disgusting! >Drink it, Malvineitor. >Drink it! >Drink it and find your truth. >FELELIO >This dark day was writen in the ancient scrolls. >A spawn from civilization >will descend from the sky to decimate us. >The unique hope... >it's behind the iron door, that nobody could open. >It just can be opened by the lost man. >The man who is always alone, the forgotten. >Your fate and the life of everybody on this island >rest behind the door of thirty thousand tons. >You must go through it... >and discover the secret that Falkland is hiding. >And now listen closely... >Think Esteban! Think! >How can I take advantage of this situation? >Oh my god! >Hello there baby! >Stay here and don't move. >No, no! >Don't mess with the Mommy! >Go! >Are you okay? >Don't worry, >These are superficial wounds nothing more, >in three days it grows again. >I told you, I should have turn me in, we would have saved hundreds of lives. >No. >This is The Falklands. >During this time, I saw died a hundreds. >A thousands. >I carry this weight on my back. >Literally. >I don't want to lose anyone else and less you, Mommy. >This curse ends here. >Since I saw you... >I feel something, I don't know. >It's like... >...like a know you. >This alliance is something very important for the humans. >Give me your hand. >Now you're my woman, >my property. >I promise protect and love you till the death do us part. >Sorry for interrumpt such a lovely momment. >But there's a monster on the loose and with her among us we are as good as fresh meat. >Meat, what is that? >It's a meal from the past. >Not so past, actually. >Now that marvel only can be eaten by the aristocrat people. >Since I drink the Felelio water, >I just have one thing in my mind. >The metalic door. >I have to go there, that's my mission. >Stop it men! The door of the thirty thousand tons... >Forget it, we have tried and we can't open it. >Not even the strongest kid, that doubles you in height and strenght, could open it. >I will do it, let me tried it. >You know where it is, take me there. >It's our last hope. >No. >There is another way. >And everybody knows which is. >I have to turn me in. >And that will give you enough time to escape. >-Look into my eyes. -No. >You told me that love is about giving everything for other. >Even the life. >I love you... >...and you know it. >And you... also know it. >and you... >You know it too. >Touching. >Not even me Terry Butcher, >would find better words to describe what we have to do. >Come on here! >Come on, we have to calm the creature >before it destroy us. >I love you >What? >I love you >I don't get it. >I love you >I wonder what she meant. >I don't know how to read lips. >She says to go through the hatch. >And you are getting bolder. >Come on. >A night like this with drizzle. I pull on hang glider in Montt port. >And a tornado dragged me to the Atlantic. >I came from Adventure tourism. >With that belly! >I was in diet on year 2016. >Imagine at the indians when they saw me! >They saw me falling from the sky, they though that I was a God. >The true white God, they really fell for it. >As I thought, these savages believe anything. >You would not believe how much I fucked. >And the indians girls? they went totally mad about me! >You don't know how to spend the dick. >Eat and fuck, eat and fuck. >You know, eat and fuck! >Eat and fuck! >-Do you wanna fuck her? -No, no, no. >-Blackie! Blackie! -No, thanks! >-How could you refuse it? Yeah yeah -No, thanks! >-Do you wanna fuck her? Maybe a Blowjob? -Not necessary. >Oh, please! >Please, enough already! >You don't understand English? NO, N - O, NO! >You looks like a Woodpecker. >I've had enough of you! Stop! >But where do you go? >To find the door. >But the door is right here, man! >Militaries Industries. >Don't you get it man? >What are you thinking? >Wanna open it? I told you a dozen times that we never could. >Who the hell you think you are, man? >Think I'm? I have to be able to do it! >My father, the Colonel. >He trained me, since I was a kid to do this. >This moment was etched by fire in my destiny. >I prepared for this all my life. >For this moment. >Maybe without even knowing, >opening this gate >represents everything I am. >This is my heritage. >I can't fail him. >I can't fail. >For my country. >For God. >For everyone that fought beside me and didn't have the same luck. >I don't have to... >I will do! >Come on! >Good work! >Come on! >We? >Now! >You mean, just you. No way, I'm not going there. >Don't you see my belly? >You are coming with me, mother fucker! >Set it on fire. >Bye! Go and save the world alone! >Son of the bitch, typical Chilean. >I'm smelling your putrid scent, since I fell here. >Please, don't hurt me! >I'm a harmless old man. >Well, not that harmless. >What is this, old man? Where am I? >What's this place? Who the fuck are you? >Identify yourself. >I'm a old man, please. >That's a lot of questions, go one by one. >Speak, tell me everything, do it for your country, damn! >Listen, kid. >This place, was build on 1982, >during the military government. >It was the superhuman effort of thousands of Argentinians >who left their lives >working hard. >Thousands of men, >thousands of women, >thousands of childrens, young men. >They left their souls in this place. >Thousands? How many are we talking about? >More or less... >Thirty-one thousand two hundred forty-eight. >Forty-nine. >On the record, they said it was thirty thousand. >That's bullshit! >They weren't thirty thousands and they weren't missing! >That's a tale from the commies, don't sell it to me. >How many fairy tales did you believe, kid? The bodies are still here, >locked up. >We can count them, if you want to? >The thing is that you don't have much time, >Anyway, I want to tell you something very important >Those thirty thousands souls, they didn't died in vain. >They did it, searching for hope, for a dream, that never happened. >What are you talking about old man? Explain yourself, stop digging around. >What are you hiding here? >Can you see through this door? >There is the weapon >which the military government creates to get back the islands. >It was made with the patriotic resources. >-A weapon? -Yes. >A weapon so powerful as satan himself. >Ahh, that was what the black guy from the tribe was talking about. >With that weapon I can confront the monster. >Why it never was used? >Because of the democracy. >Alfonsín came, the military government left. >Fucking republicans. >The weapon was abandoned, like me. >The weapon was ready, only need to be activated. >What's going on? >What's wrong with you? >Don't leave me old man! >What do we activate? Tell me what to activate! >Don't leave me! >Don't leave me old man, please! What do we activate? >What happened? Did you get scared? >What a stupid man! >Do you think this is funny? >I've been here alone for forty years, and I end up dying just when I found somebody. >You love doing these kinds of joke, do you, stupid old man? >Help me get up, come on. >Slowly kid. >You're funny, huh. >You got scared! >Come on old man, you're fucked up. >One ugly motherfucker! >He who laughs last, laughs best. >No, you stay with me. >I'm sorry, but my heart is taken. >And who are you? How did you get here? >In Buenos Aires, I starved to death writing comic books. >Working never, huh? >Watch out! >No! >Are you fine? Are you okay? >I'm dying kid. >I want to... I want, to ask you a favor before I go. >-Yes! -I know you're gonna do it. >Easy old man, easy. >Take this. >I have... Have something to give you. >What is it? >It's terrible! >I did my best. >I'm just a scriptwriter, that's all. >Anyway, this pictures has nothing to envy to Solano Lopez's. >No, I can tell. Yeah, sure just like his. >Hurry up! Hurry up, go get the gun! >Save the island, save your friends! >And remember... >The only hero that triumphs, is the collective hero. >Never the lone wolf, the individual hero. >Go away, hurry up! >Farewell my friend! >This idiot, he fell for it again. >What a dumbass! >Die mother fucker, die! >It's time. >No, she is pregnant! >Shut up! >Don't make noise my love. >It's our child. >Mom? >Don't hurt her! Don't! >My love! >Don't forget me! >It's me! >Colonel. >Fuckin' commie! >Of course! >Estela >Looks like my mother! >I can't freaking believe it! >I can't believe it! >I'm a son from the vanished! >I was born a commie! >I'm a commie! >Oh shit... >How am I supposed to not lose everything around me, >If I even lost my the memories of who I am! >Oh, I can't believe it! I can't believe it! >I'm already talking like a commie! >Here is your reorganization process, >Little prince! >Long live to the homeland! >Lighthing >MASSERA! >Hurricane Winds. >Electro cattle prod. >Of power! >The Iron Lady have arrived. >Go first, please. >First the ladies. >Good! good! >Easy. >You can defeat me. >Drop the toy gun. >You can't pull the trigger, isn't it? >Come on Butcher, use the knife and look at my eyes. >And feel what it feels when you spike it. >Isn't that you want? >I'm gonna kill you. >Do it and do not deprive yourself of the pleasure. >Come on Butcher, let's play. >I can defeat you, I don't need anything. >I'm gonna win! I don't need this. >You are getting old, Butcher. DRIED CUM >You are getting old. >I'm gonna kill you now. >The Falkland Islands... >...are... >...Argentinian! >Duel of Nutcracker! >Duel of Nutcracker! >English man! >No Englishman refuses a duel of a Nutcracker. >A Nutcracker duel on this scale can destroy the whole island. >Good! Good! >Come on! Come on! >Come on, they will never come again! >Yes we can, we can do it! >I see that you're resistent. >But that isn't enough. >Long live to the homeland, fuckers! >Good! >That's fuckers! >You got something... >in your nose. >A little mocus. >MALVINEITOR! >Come on, fuckers! >MALVINEITOR! >MALVINEITOR! >MALVINEITOR! >MALVINEITOR! >Give me the M Give me the A >Well, well. >-Julio! -What? >There's something that >I want to tell you. >Tell me. >Give me your hand. >Good abs. >Don't Julio. I'm pregnant. >It's your child. >You're gonna be a dad. >Really? >Oh yeah, The Titan worked perfectly! >I knew it, I break the curse! >I became a commie. >And the most beatiful woman is going to give me a child. >Well done, silly! >They say that the pregnant women lubricate like a bitch. >Ladies and Gentleman! >Today the legend of the greatest soldier that a war knew to have is confirmed. >The great Malvineitor! >Hero of the homeland! Great! >MALVINEITOR! >Malvineitor, now that I listen to it, doesn't sound so bad. >The best way to finish this beatiful moment, is with a blowjob! >Come blackie, come here! >Don't! Wait, wait. >Did not we learn the lesson? >I'm gonna tell you two things. >One. >The "blackie" is no longer available. >Are we ok? It sounds pretty racist. >Two. >The woman are equal to the man. >So, like we enjoy the blowjob, >they like to be licked. >But... what are you thinking about? >Is this love too? >Yes Mommy, of course. >Now, split your legs open and i will eat your pussy with the legendary, >national and popular method! >Oh yeah! >As principal dish: hake! >And this was the lesson that I have to learn. >I would never understand anything in my life, until I found out who I really am. >Never more, never more, never more. >My parents died before they could name me. >My captors called me Julio. >But who I really am? >I... >I'm Malvineitor! >FALKLANDNEITOR 27215