Original subtitles

Hi. Happy Father's Day to the best stepdaddy

in the whole world. Oh, God, you did. I did.

What did you get your favorite cereal? And your favorite

bowl?

Oh, you are so sweet. I know.

That's why you stay here for a little bit.

Um,

where's your mother?

Um, she said something about going to a casino.

I wonder how much that's gonna cost me.

Hey, look, um,

you know, what

can you do me a favor? I think I dropped the remote.

You think you can see if you can find it? I think I dropped it off the edge of the bed

there. Yeah, of course,

I'm not seeing anything.

Um, just, just keep, keep looking for it

and you find it.

No, I

try, you know what, try looking over on the, on the side over there.

I'm not seeing anything. Daddy?

Ok. Um,

all right. All right. All right. Ok. Ok. Ok. Pumpkin.

Yeah, I'll tell you, you know what I think about it.

I think it might be underneath the blanket here. Why don't you

kind of reach your little hand in there?

See if we can find it. Ok.

Well, I found something that

hard and

know if it's a remote though. No, it's not the

remote.

That what you have your hand on daddy.

But it's ok.

Why don't you, uh,

you wanna give me a much better,

you know, breakfast in bed. Uh, why don't you keep doing that?

Just, I don't know, she had a father's day

present. I, I don't know.

Am I doing it?

Oh, yeah. Just,

just keep moving your hand up and down like that. There you go. Just like,

yep. Just like that.

There you go.

Actually you can use two hands.

There you go.

Why does it feel nice and slippery when you have it?

And are you in between? Here?

There you go.

That's it.

And you can play with those balls too.

Mhm.

Here you go. Put your hand around it. That's it. That's it. Just

like that.

Uh-huh. Go ahead and tickle those balls.

That's it. There you go.

Just like that. Loosen the grip up a little bit.

There you go.

Yeah, relax. Wash your hands just like that. There you go.

Strong.

That's it.

How you going

that slowly? Slowly I massage it. There you go.

That's it. There you go. Just to pause now.

Oh That's it like this. Uh-huh.

You know what, why don't you grab it? Just gotta grab it. I smack it.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Smack it.

Smack it harder, harder.

Yeah. Go ahead. Have a little fun. That's it.

That's it. I go whack it back and forth,

back and forth with your hands. There you go.

Do it harder.

There you go. Good.

Right.

See, it. Isn't that fun?

Uh-huh.

There you go. Just stay right down here at the base. That's it. Just, it, just shake it around.

Smack it.

There you go. That's it.

Um.

Oh, yeah, that's it. That's it. Keep going. Keep going, keep

going, keep going.

That's it. That's it. Keep going, keep going.

Uh

oh oh

oh

oh oh, honey. Oh God,

I'm so sorry. Oh no, no, that's, that's totally

fine. It's,

that's totally fine. You know what? Just kind of kind of keep it in your

hands. Why don't you go wash your hands? Ok? Don't get it on the bed.

Hi daddy. How's your father today so far? Well,

it started out really good. What's going on?

I asked mom for some money but she said

something about a horse came in last.

So fucking bitch.

What? Daddy?

Well, I, I'm sorry. Ok, you, your mother just gives me acid reflux

sometimes? Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to rub your belly?

Um, no, no, that's ok.

So, ok, so, so what's up?

I just,

I just wanted some money to get you a good Father's Day gift.

Oh,

ok. Well, um,

how, how much do you need?

How much do socks cost?

Sucks.

Yeah,

he just,

you're serious. Um,

sucks, huh?

You know what I'll tell you what,

how about I give you 100 bucks.

Ok. As long as you promise me that you will not buy

me anything but socks. Ok. You can buy me

anything but socks a whole $100.

Yeah.

Ok.

All right. But, ok, here's the deal.

Um, first you're gonna have to do your old step down a

little favor. Ok. Ok.

All right. Why don't you close your eyes and open

your mouth

like this.

Yep.

You know what?

There you go.

All right. Right down there. There you go. Keep your now, no matter

what you feel,

don't open your eyes. OK.

Yes. Daddy.

Mhm.

I post

yes

you can have

put your time.

I'm doing good.

Mhm.

Mhm.

That's the money you ever had.

You could hang out,

keep your tired.

So a little

OK.

I said

wow.

Right.

Mhm.

So

turn all the way out. There you go,

I'll move out. I'll move.

Yeah, that's, that's good.

No,

it.

Oh

yeah.

Oh

oh

oh

I am.

Um what is that?

That tastes familiar? Um

Can I open my eyes? Uh No, you know what your eyes closed?

Wow,

why don't you? Uh

you know what? I think you should

so um brush your teeth.

Yeah, you can bring your right now.

Why don't you go? Your

OK.

Wait, wait, hold

on,

hold on

here you go.

Thank you.

This is gonna be the best gift ever. Awesome.

All right. OK.

Away from my hands up.

Hi daddy. How's your father? Steve.

Um, you know, it's been good.

Uh,

what's going on?

Well, I got you something.

Ok. What did you get a mug for you?

Oh, a mug? Yeah. Do you like it?

Um,

ok. Uh, look, I gave you 100

bucks.

You bought a mug,

kind of a long story.

So I ran in to mom

and I told her that I was going to the store to get you a gift and

she asked me if I had any money because

something about

a bookie,

I don't really know. But

and she asked me if I had any money

and I said, yeah, so I gave her the $100 and

just wait, she said that if she's told me

that she'd go to the store and get you a gift and

apparently this is like a collector's item and

she said that you'd love it and that you've always wanted it.

You're kidding me?

No.

And she told you this was a collective thing.

Yeah.

Um

OK.

Mhm.

Are you OK? Daddy? You don't look too

happy.

Uh No, no, no, I'm, I'm OK.

Look, you know what man, I guess

I'll tell you what you wanna, you wanna give me like the greatest Father's Day

present ever. Well, yeah, you deserve it.

All right. You know what,

I'll tell you what, let's do this, let's do this. Ok, let's make a

video for mom.

OK.

No. Do you think she'd like it?

Of course you'd like it.

Let's make a video for mom. Ok, I'm sure she would like it.

Ok.

Ok. Why don't you hop up here? Why don't you sit up here on my lap?

All right. Ok.

There we go. Ok. Yeah, so actually you know what? Reach back, grab

my phone, grab my phone.

There we go. Ok, so,

so, ok, so

why did you say you could say

I want you to talk to talk to the camera a little bit. So like you know, hi, Mommy, what's

up? We're gonna make a little video for you.

Hi, Mommy, what's up? Me and daddy are gonna make a

video for you. Uh-huh. Yes we

are.

Uh

uh yeah, we're gonna make a little video for you,

honey.

Uh what what, what are you? Ok, you're fine, right?

Come on. We've had such a very interesting day today, haven't we?

I mean that's true.

Yeah. Well.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Oh no, don't worry, don't worry,

I'm sure your mother will love this. Are you? You

think so? Oh I know. So I'm

sure she's gonna love it.

Wait a minute. You're not wearing any panties, are

you?

Mhm.

Well,

why don't you reach down right inside here and kind of

and rub them against them?

Go ahead

you can pull them out.

Are you sure? Yeah, I

mean, ok, if you promise mommy you would like it. Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Uh you know what? There you go.

That might seem a little familiar to you, huh?

I live

play.

Mm.

My headset.

Just keep doing it. There you go.

I want you look right here. There you go.

Mhm.

That's a dick. I say, hey, Mommy, what's up?

Well,

oh, here we go.

Best gift ever.

Oh,

you know what?

Well, why don't you come down? Why don't you get on top of me? Here we

go. You could pull that right up over your head.

No,

you're pretty wet down there.

Yeah.

Why don't you put them inside? The,

there you go.

Oh,

or

that's it.

There you go.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh my God.

Yeah. That's

all right.

He got it too.

That's it.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh my God. That's,

oh my God.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Huh,

man. Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, that's it. That's it. Oh, man.

Oh. Oh, my God. How does that feel?

Who is it?

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Mhm.

Mm.

That's it. Why you coming out? Here you go.

That's it.

Hey.

Yeah.

Oh,

that should bring your ass all the way to the earth.

There we go.

Oh, yeah, that,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Ah.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Ah.

Oh my God. Ah.

Yeah.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Right.

Ah.

Mhm.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Mhm.

Like, oh,

oh.

Oh,

they're coming.

Yeah. Oh, you here?

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Uh.

Oh. Oh,

that's it. That's it. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah, that's it. That's it.

Oh, hell. You gonna let me come.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, dear.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, dear.

Mm.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh, there we go.

Mm.

Oh, yeah. That's, oh my God.

Ah.

Oh,

you have fun.

Yeah. Yeah.

So, when we show this to mommy, huh? What do you think? Do you

think she's gonna go? Oh, my God. How awesome.

Maybe she should have gotten me.

Shouldn't have paid off with Puy, huh?

Maybe she should have, uh, got me a

better present.

All right. Thanks, honey.

Why don't you, uh, why don't you go clean yourself up? Ok. Ok.

I gotta have a little conversation with your mom. Ok.