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Ladies and gentlemen, we're informing

in a couple minutes, the museum will close its doors

Thank you very much

Fine, I'll call you when I leave.

Melody!

Yes?

Come upstairs, Bernardez is waiting for you

So? How did it go?

Fine...

You couldn't tell, could you?

Living statues are a, paradoxically, constantly moving art.

Still!

Still!

Still!

There it is! You've talent for this!

Look, the first Argentinean

statue landed in Florida Street fifteen years ago

''C'est moi!''

Then came some hits; Golden Michael Jackson,

Gardel

Back then I had some personal issues, money issues

I felt this... Maybe you know, wanting and not wanting to vanish all at once.

Like I just said, living statues are an art in constant movement

and that contradiction is

what drove me to

want to expose myself

without exposing myself

Let me tell you a bit about living statues'' art

For most people a statue is

an object, a still body

that lays inert, There! frozen

On the other hand, for us

a human statue

lends distinction to the place where it's been placed

whether it's a park,

a pedestrian street,

or the living of your house itself

It sure sounds great. - Carlita!

Jorge, Caserta called, he says he'll see you next week.

Great!

Straight to business; listen.

Look, the mayor of Buenos Aires,

Mister Materman, maybe you know him The bald fellow.

He set some money aside,

to develop living statues in several parks in Buenos Aires

and it's the undersecretary who deals with it

contention, organization; a very basic wage, but,

covers all needs, makeup, commuting, safe parks,

huh... never mind. Oh!

And the chance

for you to participate in September

in the local living statues tournament

And if you do well, sweetie,

You and me

go to Vled for the world championship

In Vled?

Vled, Slovenia, protocol and a bribe with Slovenia

Read this, basic matters, frequently asked questions

the right way of doing it

Available park...

There is a vacancy in Plaza Irlanda. Do you agree?

Can I help you with anything?

I'd like to ask you something.

Look, I don't talk about whores on Thursdays

No

Drugs!

You look high

For the love of God, stop talking

I observe you

and your little gang here

Peeking at women entering

Looking at them

Making love to them with your eyes

and later I hear the plans you make

Well, we do have fun

Do you know the expression

''you're warped''?

No.

You're warped.

I see you are living a normal life

but you're ''1 5/20''

Not everything runs down the same lane

Do you understand me?

Well, yes.

I want to tell you something

Something really weird happened to me

Yesterday was my wife's death anniversary

Do you want us to go elsewhere?

- Maybe the office isn't ideal - Let me talk, for God's sake

I went to the cemetery yesterday

Hadn't gone there in a long while.

I woke up.

Alone.

Looked at my bedside

I've been waking up on the same

place and the same way for ten years.

Toasts, burnt as always.

Went to take a shower and remembered I didn't have shampoo

Then I walked to the 86 bus stop

Travelled for two hours

to get to the cemetery

Can you imagine? Two hours travel by bus

to get to my wife's grave?

Do you think it's a fair thing after having worked all my life?

No.

I arrived at the cemetery

My wife's grave had a swastika carving.

And I'm not even jew!

But the hatred I felt

The hatred I felt for everything

Hated myself with all my soul

-Then I decided not to think. - Not to think

Not to think

Came back in remise for the first time.

I said to myself: I'll never take this fucking bus again!

The driver asked me: Where?

And, without thinking I told him, to the Natural Sciences Museum

Got there near closing time

And went straight to the last floor.

Everything I told you, the routine

the same, every day

It's because I'm dead,

everything's dead.

How can you love a living woman?

When you feel dead?

I know what you need...

Yes, yes, sure.

Yes, we can meet

When?

Fine, let's talk later

Do I bring a catalogue or something? Fine!

Let's meet for dinner tonight

Bye.

A pleasure. My name is.

Please.

Don't tell me your name. I will call you...

Mister Grey.

Mister Grey?

Don't we all feel like that?

It's true

And it's there, on that grey zone

where it's harder for us all

to choose

to go in search of that dark

What's with you?

I have all you need, man

exactly

what you need.

Then I want it

Payments are in cash

There's a catalogue over there

Some pictures, a brief physical description

I'm not interested

in catalogues, but thanks.

What I want

is still alive.

Alive?

That... costs a lot of money.

No problem.

Fine, ok.

Two years.

The last time I went to that place was with Martin

For real? Are you joking?

Yes. And we decided to end the thing in the same place we met.

You're sick, did you know?

Maybe... who knows?

Yes. Totally fucked up.

You're one of those girls who take the new boys they meet

to the same places where they took the last one.

That's boring!

Maybe you're right.

The thing is, while I was waiting for Martin to break up

Diego...

The best kisser ever

Ha! You bitch did him already?

That Diego guy invites me a drink

and we go to the bar, kept talking

Where were you kissing with Diego?

In a corner

He gave me a single kiss...

but it was the best kiss in my life.

Tell me more!

First, he just rests his lips on yours

until they fit perfectly

lips against lips.

Then he sticks his tongue on you, plays with his tongue

then he pulls it off.

And puts it in again.

then in and out, in and out,

in and out.

Diego, ''the best kisser in the world''.

My name is,

or was Laura

depending on when you're listening to this.

They called me ''Laly''

Julie called me ''Laly''

Julie was obsessed with ''that'' car

to her, that car meant her link

with men

- It's gone, you moron! ''with all things Male''

My friend was never going to allow that relationship to

be sabotaged by a reckless mechanic

-This here looks really bad.

- What looks bad?

-The problem is the engine tuning.

- Tell me the solution, not the problem. You're the mechanic

- Hey! Huguito

- Look at her. What do you think?

The solution... You'll need to leave it here for a couple days

I don't have a couple days! I need it today and now.

-They arrived before you

- What's the problem with the car?

- I told you, sweetie, the ''engine tunning''

- So, lights turn on and off by themselves

I have nothing to do with that and you say that it's a problem with the engine tunning.

- Yes, that is it.

- I think the engine tunning is fine

also, if lights turn on and off by themselves,

there should be an electric problem.

- I'm going to make you a partner here.

- Start the car up!

- What can I charge you?

(Cursing)

That was me

I worked in a phone box where not much happened.

Barely a teenager or no that much

loaded with hormones looking to soothe his libido

with dirty words, with very sexual ladies.

- Buddy!

- Are you ready for the happiest plan in the world?

- I heard that question before

- When are you leaving?

- I don't know. Mario didn't show up yet

- Any clients?

- One.

- How much time?

- In five, I'll chat with him and make him cum.

- If you do it in three, I have a gift for you.

- Deal.

- I want proof.

- I'll take him out in three.

- Fine, I got rid of GOHIRA666

- Julie came for me

- Julie came for me

- Here you have it. The first and only proof.

- Printed. I didn't even have time to lie

Didn't have to do much. - Read it to me

Laly. Colon. So, what would you do with my tits?

- Wow! What did he answer?

- Eh?

- �Eh?. �No!

- Because I know what I'd do with your dick

- You bitch! And what does the guy say?

- Stop! And three stops. - Poor thing!

- Stop! And Laly writes: ''I'd put it in my mouth''

- You bitch! And then?

- Then I win! Here I am! GOHIRA disconnected. I want my gift.

- Give me my gift! - No, no, no, �Stop!

- First you need to tell me if you are ready for the happiest plan ever.

- That depends on your definition of a happy world

- Well, to me, a happy world... I don't really see me with

the house and dogs and so on, but there's definitely Diego.

- Diego? Diego who?

- Diego is the best kisser in the world. And History.

And we are invited to his house in the countryside

- Neat!

- Was that my gift? - Yes

- That? Playing wingman with you and some Diego, going with you

to go meet the best kisser in the world

Was that my gift?

- Look: First, he's not ''some'' Diego, right?

- It's not just me saying it. He's ''the best kisser ever''.

- I don't really know if I wan to go, Julie.

Also, I'm pretty bored overall. The shop, my life. I'm sick of it.

I'm scared I might wink and see how ten years went by and I'm sitting in the same place

with a fat heavy ass.

Forget that, everything's ok

- Diego told me he has a brother. And Julia told him she has a friend.

- Yes, a friend who doesn't want to go. - Well, I didn't tell him that.

- Fine, Julie. But the truth is right now I'd enjoy fighting with someone more than having fun.

So please get me home, I've got to clean my mess.

- Mom?

''If you've a crap job it's because you deserve it and you didn't do anything to be better''

''See, I met someone who's very special to me''

''Someone who's very important''

''Then we're doing very well with Alberto and we've been making some choices...''

''What I'm saying is you need to leave''

- Hello?

- Yes! Yes! Right!

''I'm going to comb my hair and dress like in my femme fatale times''

''I'm going to comb my hair and dress like in my femme fatale times''

We ran away. Julie drove as fast as she could.

We had to get to that date;

The plan was for her to continue her date and me to start mine.

There, the best kisser in the world and his brother were waiting for us.

What we didn't know was the complete plan.

''It's been a thousand years; never mind, they will listen to me''

''My sweet 1 5''

Around three in the afternoon we made a stop before arriving to our destination

Julie had a surprise for me

She knew I loved leopard and panties

She decided to combine both.The idea was sexy, and also

it was the perfect ending; the clothes had our initials sewn on the inside.

- Let me see...

- What's this?

- Hold on, I've got to do this right or I'll ruin the surprise.

- Don't they look awesome?

Yours has an ''L'' and mine a ''J''

It's like our uniforms.

Our war gear, our chastity belt.

- Chastity belt. Just perfect for you and ''the best kisser in the world''

- You have to wear it. Huh?

That's Guido.

- Guido is my brother

His brother Diego seemed to control him all the time.

The situation was a typical one

Random topics, forgettable chatter

and not that good

anecdotes

- Come on, it's great, tell them!

- No!

- This one is really good. The black ''Alf''

You tell this story!

-Tell them! - No!

-They want to know!

- Julie, no!

- It's awesome! Universally awesome!

I mean, they can't not like it.

He's a guy who Laly dated,

- Julie! -That looked like Alf, but black

- He wasn't THAT ugly. Julia!

He was not that ugly, that's not true. . .

-That's not true!

- Whatever, I liked him anyway. He had this charm.

- Don't you have any horror stories?

- About what? Alf? Black stuff?

- I don't know!

- Black? - Guido! Don't! Guido!

- Do you authorize me? - Yeah, sure, go ahead.

- I'd better not. - Come on! Tell the story.

- I can't.

- I want to know where am I getting myself.

- He won't answer - That's the anecdote. It's the only interesting thing you've got to tell.

- It doesn't matter, does it?

- How easy he fixes it.

- Guido, why don't you drink something? - I'm drinking

- What's it you are drinking? - Water

- Water? - Well, we are just starting

- Mi brother drinks water

- Are you actually just drinking water?

- With a straw - No thanks, I will drink later.

- From now on

everything you see is under the watershed.

So I'd prefer you didn't see a thing

because it's my responsability

- Arrivederci! - Bye

- Can you make it to the room? - Wait! Arrivederci!

- Do we go inside? Let's drink something inside

OK, let's go.

- Ashtray -Thank you

- You don't... huh... mm. - What?

- Never mind

- There's nothing worse than uncomfortable silence, is there?

- Yes

But worse than uncomfortable silence is talking about uncomfortable silence.

- Sure, otherwise we'd be talking about what happens right now

and not about back then.

- How uncomfortable.

- Uncomfortable indeed.

- You know? I'm beginning to believe that without you

this night would be kind of boring.

- You're a really good friend.

- What?

I'm not talking about me; I'm talking about Julie, and her help.

-Today for me, tomorrow for me

but yesterday for you, and the day before for me.

- I think I get it.

- Julie is my best friend.

But she's also my daughter,

sister,

my cousin, my nephew.

Julie is everything.

- Hi!

Laly!

- Is everything OK? - Yes. Everything is OK.

- Just kiss him - I know what I have to do.

- You like him!

My brother is pretty fine

- He's quite lovely.

- As you're actually having a good time, I'm going to

leave you alone...

- Julie!

Where did you go?

Hello?

Yes.

I woke up in the morning.

as if I had slept for years.

- I'm exhausted. I've an incredibly headache.

- Yeah. So do I. I've a terrible headache.

- Can we go? We're gone!

No. Come on, let's go.

- Stop Diego. Calm down, I've a terrible headache. - No! Ok, take this and you will feel better.

- Are you OK? - I think we have to go now, don't you think so?

- No! Where? You shouldn't go anywhere.

You have to go with us Do�a Elisa.

- What does Do�a Elisa mean? - Do�a Elisa?

- Err. Do�a Elisa? Do�a Elisa is everything to us. She's the best.

It's a great adventure. They prepare so tasty food.

- Delicious and nutritive.

Very healthy.

- What did you say?

- Yes!

- I'm ready to go Diego. - I'm not.There's no way I let you go like this.

In such a way.

You have to eat something, get stronger.

And then you can go, without worries. Tell Guido.

- No? - Yes. You are going to love it.

- Yeah!

- Come on, eat something and let's go. - Yes, yes, yes.

There is something weird in the air.

Diego and Guido seemed not to have a hangover.

And they were too excited with the idea of having a party all night long.

Diego more than Guido.

My blood froze.

It seemed impossible, but...

Julie!

- Come here

- I have your panties!

- Huh?

- I'm wearing your panties!

- I don't understand you.

- I'm wearing your panties! I have a J in my panties!

- Are you sure? - Yes. Take a look.

-Take a look!

- Yeah! I have an L!

- What?

- Something happened Julie.

- What happened? Nothing happened

- Don't be ridiculous Laly. - And? Are they coming?

- Come on, let's have something to eat and we get out of here. - Will the car remain here?

- The car is inside the garage. We turn back, grab our stuff and we get out.

- Come on! I'm hungry!

- The boys invited us to have something to eat at Do�a Elisa's house.

- Ok, all right.

I let Julie to persuade me again.

She's already done this before with the ''happiest plan in the world''

Now, the idea was about to have something to eat Do�a Elisa's house.

- You may be starving for sure... - You're so accurate! Didn't I tell you that it was all?

What's more, she didn't wait for dinner. How could she?

- With this silence, you can hear all noises, and I can recognize the boy's van right away.

- In fact, we come here quite often. - When it comes to impress young ladies!

- This is Julie, the another girl is Laura. Elisa is everything for us. Elisa you rule!

- Let's have something to eat! Come on!

- Eat something girls... - No, we're fine, we're waiting for you.

- I thought that you were starving.

- I feel like eating this big salad

- And you, did you have a good time? - Me?

- Yes. I don't know.

- Could we repeat this? What do you think?

- Come back here next week

- Yes. Or you could visit our town too.

- No, Ramos'town no. What for? We've everything we need here.

- Huh Guido?

- Yes... I don't know... yes

- Hey, these salads look pretty good.

- Here are the two that were missing.

I hope you like it. These are vegetables from the orchard. Enjoy your meal!

-This is cool, everything is natural

- It has no pesticide... It comes from the orchard. It's very good.

- Guido, are you OK?

- Answer him jerk, they are asking you something.

- Yes, it's the hangover from last night. Nothing else. I've too much to drink.

- Are you really fine? -The hangover...

Can you pass me salt please?

-Thank you.

- Ouch! - What's wrong?

- I don't know. I have a chill in my back. - Cold, Yes? Come here.

- Guido?

- Guido? What's the matter?

- You haven' looked at me since I wake up.

- Guido. What's wrong with you?

- Look at me. Guido!

- I can't stupid fool, I can't... - Relax Guido

- I can't Diego.

- Guido. Go fuck yourself!

- What's the matter, Diego?

- Run...

- What did you say jerk?

- What does he say?

- Run!

- Don't be a jerk, shut up. What did you say?

- Run! Run now since they're going to kill you!

- What did you say? Shut up idiot!

- What's the matter Guido? What's the matter?

- Run! They're going to kill you!

- Don't move!

Calm down Guido. Did you eat something else?

-Tell me if you have eaten something else! - Who are you? How do you know my name?

- It's none of your business!

-Talk to me.

Huh?

How much did you eat?

Three quarters of that bowl.

How long ago?

Five minutes ago... Three quarters of that bowl

Ok. In fifteen minutes they will fall asleep.

Look them within a 1 500 meters radius

What else?

So?

Find them.

Send the Group ''Las Aguilas''

I'm coming.

Aguilas!

Hello?

- We had a problem. They went away.

- What?

Screams started, the girls freaked out, and they ran away.

- He's an incredibly jerk!

- He's much more than that. But we don't have more time.

- I told you that I should have gone.

I told him the same when someone was still missing!

I know how these things work and it wouldn't have happened.

- I don't have time to listen the crying of a 5-year-old boy.

I've to go now; I'm in charge of someone,

I've to find two others, and deal with 20 people that have paid

a lot of money for something that we can't do.

Unless we disguise as women.

Listen what we have to do.

- Is anything in the stockroom?

- We have plenty of things.

- You don't understand me.

- Is there something more fresh?

Something to clear us from guilt.

I don't want to depend on a miracle.

- From January to this date, I've everything.

- I'm going to check it now. - I've to go now. I'm reaching Elisa's house.

- My name is Pompeyo and I'm here to help you.

It's unbelievable what you have done.

- What do you mean?

What do you mean?

- You killed your brother.

- What?

I didn't kill my brother.

- Yes.

You killed your brother.

- How could you say that? He's my brother!

I didn't kill my brother!

- Calm down.

Are you listening to me?

Are you listening to me?

Guido. You killed your brother.

- Who do you think you are?

Who the hell do you think you are?

- Could you help him to listen to me?

- Diego was very important. He was important.

When he said you were ready, I trusted on him. I believed him.

You have let him down.

Diego's death can't be in vain,

it should have a real purpose

spiritually and materially speaking.

Compromise is essential.

I've never seen a body so empty than your brother's body.

We were having dinner, cheerful, having a toast.

Diego could never imagine

that he would be dead because of his brother in less than 24 hours.

He could have never imagined that the bullet wasn't for him.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry we met in these circumstances.

- Elvis?

- Sir?

- Suarez?

- Outside. He's working with the tractor.

- Would you like to go outside to get some fresh air?

- In these moments, we're in a different universe

with new rules

We can't be the good girls.

Something is telling me that we're already dead

But we haven't come for that reason.

That's why we have permission to do what it takes

to be able to survive.

We are alone Julie.

We are alone and lost.

We depend on each other,

on destiny's plans

and on how we deal all that.

This is the longest night of our lives Julie.

It has to come to an end.

Let's try to do our best.

This is our chance to forget our lives.

To forget that place,

the stalker mechanic, my mother...

To forget everything Julie.

Here and now.

No matter what is going to happen this night,

it has to remain a secret between us...

And we'll have to drag this to hell

- What happened to you?

- We need your help. We're lost.

- OK. All right. Stay calm. Don't worry!

- Can I make a phone call? -Yes. Sure. Of course.

I have a telephone but... Would you like a cup of tea first? I'll be back soon...

Stay here please. I'll bring you a tee and a telephone.

- What's up Gonzalo?

- I know that you don't want to depend on a miracle.

But what I have here inside the house confirms that God is in our side.

- Can't you stop joking with puzzles?

- What do you think I am? Batman?

-They are here!

- Who?

-The girls! They are here!

- Gonzalo, motherfucker!

- I've everything under control. I'm going to bed her down

- Kill another one!

Did you get it?

- What?

-This photo is funny

- Is Green Tee ok?

- Yes!

- Yes, please!

- With two spoonful of sugar?

- As you wish. . .

- Girls...

Tea is ready...

Girls...

It's going to be cold...

Girls...

Tea is ready...

Girls...

Here is the green tea...

Julie and Laura are going to have a cup of tea...

And Gonzalito

will serve you.

You have bad manners.

You are rude,

very rude...

Girls...

I've prepared tea for you...

Where are you?

Whores!

I'm going to kick your ass!

Damn bitches!

Hey!

I'm going to kick your ass!

- Gonzalo, please!

This has never happened before!

- Yes. I know.

Excuse me.

- No. No yet. It's going to take some few hours.

- Is everything ready?

- Ready.

Please. Why not...?

- Gonzalo. Please!

Nobody can wait outside this house tonight.

And not to mention, if you're alone.

- Yes. I apologize for that again.

- Is she ready?

- Ready.

- I like you when you shut up...

- I'd like to make it as clear as I can because this will be our only meeting

I'd like you to die in the most confused way,

with your mind mixed up.

In this moment, you're dead.

They may have read your obituary.

If I told you that I was having dinner with Diego yesterday, what would you say? Would you say that I am crazy?

He told me that you had a great time together.

He told me about your leopard panties.

And that you consider him the best kisser in the whole history.

That is the first real data,

in the range of real details that I want you to know.

Do you think

that you drink tequila the other day?

And you headache was due to a surfeit of alcohol

Actually,

you drank

a chemical solution with a couple of sedatives

this went straight through your body, your veins.

They eased your tension,

But it wasn't for one night only...

It was forever...

Sure.

The hardest part is to notify

parents about their children's death

If you want to feel better, your mother and Laura's mother cried

a lot

once they were informed about your deaths

They cried even more

when they went to recognize your bodies.

And they cried much more during your funeral

It's obvious. Son's death is never expected for the father.

Sure.

People want ''love'',

plenty of love

They believe in eternal love, in love. . .

for a lifetime.

You, my dear Julie,

You're going to take part in an eternity much more generous.

It's not an easy task

to inhume bodies.

And after that

To organize everything to make. . .

them look like those people who love ''in silence''

those people who are excluded for the way they''love''

You and your friend are dead.

You are dead...

But you are not dead, literally speaking

In a cementery,

I mean dead...

No, no. Dead is not the correct word

I mean ''CUT OFF''

You're cut off from a world

to take part in ''another'' world.

Over there where nobody asks for you.

And all roads lead to ''here''.

- Sir? Excuse me.

- Yes.

- Don't forget to...

- Yes, yes.

-You know... - Yes, of course.

Gonzalo, like you see

is a brilliant boy

But, he's a virgin.

So,

It's time to be a man, young boy...

- We can start...

- Let's go. . .

Yes?

I've called you.

I need some wine

Tumantico Larreza. Bank manager. Fond of yoga and spiritual worlds. Annual salary: USD 350.000. He prefers dark hair and pale faces.

-Tell them about Roma...

- Bring the wine! Bring the wing

-To Pompeyo! - Cheers!

- Do I start now? Now?

- No. No yet.

Oscar Hilario Sauro Olint. He's a car salesman and landowner. He enjoys sharing his spare time with his 1 0-year-old son. Annual Salary: USD 1 70.000. He doesn't have specific requirements.

- Bring us the wine! Bring us the wing!

Bring us the wine!

Salvador ''Golf'' Ordo�ez. Hotel manager. Tennis fan. Annual salary: USD 4 7 5.000. He always makes use of his golf stick.

- It's late! - For what?

- For Pompeyo's arrival

He must bring the wine for God's sake!

- Pompeyo...

- Pompeyo...

- Pompeyo... - Pompeyo...

- Good night!

- �Pompeyo!

- My dear friends

in these folders

you will find our last purchases.

Some delicious wines

which you will know how to enjoy

with sheer pleasure.

I will generous this night.

My comp... Well, ''Our company''

has deal with some urgent inconveniences

But our infrastructure has solved this matter in the most proper way.

And that puts me

in a fantastic mood.

So we've a

a casting evening tonight and this time it's on us.

- Long live Pompeyo!

Don't you ever die!

Thrashing!

Thrashing!

What a huge thrashing!

Thrashing! Thrashing!

Wet pussy!

- Well, as I told you, I'd like to make new investments.

- What do you think Pompeyo?

- Yes, of course.

- I'd rather you advised me where I can make some investments since money is very important...

- Pompeyo!

- Yes?

And in this way

my friend and I

gave them what they deserve.

We were women. Goddess.

Mothers.

And I know that those who live to testify this,

will never forget.

''RECORTADAS (CUT - OFF)''