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Hello,

Hello, it's

Hello, it's me,

Hello, it's me, Tom

Hello, it's me, Tom Allen,

Hello, it's me, Tom Allen, your

Hello, it's me, Tom Allen, your mate,

Hello, it's me, Tom Allen, your mate, the

Hello, it's me, Tom Allen, your mate, the chirpy,

Hello, it's me, Tom Allen, your mate, the chirpy, less

Hello, it's me, Tom Allen, your mate, the chirpy, less repulsive

Hello, it's me, Tom Allen, your mate, the chirpy, less repulsive and

mate, the chirpy, less repulsive and rotate

mate, the chirpy, less repulsive and rotate punter

mate, the chirpy, less repulsive and rotate punter instead

mate, the chirpy, less repulsive and rotate punter instead of

mate, the chirpy, less repulsive and rotate punter instead of misogyny

rotate punter instead of misogyny and

rotate punter instead of misogyny and steering

rotate punter instead of misogyny and steering hate,

rotate punter instead of misogyny and steering hate, I

rotate punter instead of misogyny and steering hate, I chose

rotate punter instead of misogyny and steering hate, I chose laughter,

and steering hate, I chose laughter, for

and steering hate, I chose laughter, for it

and steering hate, I chose laughter, for it is

and steering hate, I chose laughter, for it is a

and steering hate, I chose laughter, for it is a refreshing

and steering hate, I chose laughter, for it is a refreshing breeze

and steering hate, I chose laughter, for it is a refreshing breeze in

and steering hate, I chose laughter, for it is a refreshing breeze in a

for it is a refreshing breeze in a hot

for it is a refreshing breeze in a hot summer's

for it is a refreshing breeze in a hot summer's garden,

for it is a refreshing breeze in a hot summer's garden, the

for it is a refreshing breeze in a hot summer's garden, the cooling

hot summer's garden, the cooling relief

hot summer's garden, the cooling relief of

hot summer's garden, the cooling relief of Elizabeth

hot summer's garden, the cooling relief of Elizabeth Arden

hot summer's garden, the cooling relief of Elizabeth Arden punter

hot summer's garden, the cooling relief of Elizabeth Arden punter on

relief of Elizabeth Arden punter on a

relief of Elizabeth Arden punter on a royal

relief of Elizabeth Arden punter on a royal man's

relief of Elizabeth Arden punter on a royal man's tantra,

relief of Elizabeth Arden punter on a royal man's tantra, a

relief of Elizabeth Arden punter on a royal man's tantra, a welcome

a royal man's tantra, a welcome lodger,

a royal man's tantra, a welcome lodger, in

a royal man's tantra, a welcome lodger, in every

a royal man's tantra, a welcome lodger, in every house,

a royal man's tantra, a welcome lodger, in every house, heart

a royal man's tantra, a welcome lodger, in every house, heart and

lodger, in every house, heart and home.

lodger, in every house, heart and home. It

lodger, in every house, heart and home. It makes

lodger, in every house, heart and home. It makes the

lodger, in every house, heart and home. It makes the hardest

lodger, in every house, heart and home. It makes the hardest of

lodger, in every house, heart and home. It makes the hardest of hearts

home. It makes the hardest of hearts feel

home. It makes the hardest of hearts feel slightly

home. It makes the hardest of hearts feel slightly more

home. It makes the hardest of hearts feel slightly more squishy,

home. It makes the hardest of hearts feel slightly more squishy, and

feel slightly more squishy, and anchor

feel slightly more squishy, and anchor when

feel slightly more squishy, and anchor when the

feel slightly more squishy, and anchor when the world

feel slightly more squishy, and anchor when the world spin

feel slightly more squishy, and anchor when the world spin so

feel slightly more squishy, and anchor when the world spin so fast

anchor when the world spin so fast we

anchor when the world spin so fast we feel

anchor when the world spin so fast we feel dizzy,

anchor when the world spin so fast we feel dizzy, in

anchor when the world spin so fast we feel dizzy, in the

anchor when the world spin so fast we feel dizzy, in the vehicle

anchor when the world spin so fast we feel dizzy, in the vehicle of

we feel dizzy, in the vehicle of life,

we feel dizzy, in the vehicle of life, when

we feel dizzy, in the vehicle of life, when the

we feel dizzy, in the vehicle of life, when the journey

we feel dizzy, in the vehicle of life, when the journey feels

we feel dizzy, in the vehicle of life, when the journey feels iffy,

life, when the journey feels iffy, it

life, when the journey feels iffy, it is

life, when the journey feels iffy, it is the

life, when the journey feels iffy, it is the seat

life, when the journey feels iffy, it is the seat bait

life, when the journey feels iffy, it is the seat bait we

life, when the journey feels iffy, it is the seat bait we all

life, when the journey feels iffy, it is the seat bait we all wear

life, when the journey feels iffy, it is the seat bait we all wear even

it is the seat bait we all wear even Rishi.

it is the seat bait we all wear even Rishi. So

it is the seat bait we all wear even Rishi. So come

it is the seat bait we all wear even Rishi. So come on,

it is the seat bait we all wear even Rishi. So come on, whether

it is the seat bait we all wear even Rishi. So come on, whether it

it is the seat bait we all wear even Rishi. So come on, whether it is

Rishi. So come on, whether it is jokes

Rishi. So come on, whether it is jokes at

Rishi. So come on, whether it is jokes at the

Rishi. So come on, whether it is jokes at the table

Rishi. So come on, whether it is jokes at the table in

Rishi. So come on, whether it is jokes at the table in the

Rishi. So come on, whether it is jokes at the table in the pub

Rishi. So come on, whether it is jokes at the table in the pub open

jokes at the table in the pub open Mike,

jokes at the table in the pub open Mike, you

jokes at the table in the pub open Mike, you could

jokes at the table in the pub open Mike, you could be

jokes at the table in the pub open Mike, you could be he,

jokes at the table in the pub open Mike, you could be he, she,

jokes at the table in the pub open Mike, you could be he, she, they

jokes at the table in the pub open Mike, you could be he, she, they or

Mike, you could be he, she, they or other

Mike, you could be he, she, they or other pronouns

Mike, you could be he, she, they or other pronouns Piers

Mike, you could be he, she, they or other pronouns Piers doesn't

Mike, you could be he, she, they or other pronouns Piers doesn't like.

other pronouns Piers doesn't like. Even

other pronouns Piers doesn't like. Even the

other pronouns Piers doesn't like. Even the darkest

other pronouns Piers doesn't like. Even the darkest a

other pronouns Piers doesn't like. Even the darkest a few

other pronouns Piers doesn't like. Even the darkest a few McCance

other pronouns Piers doesn't like. Even the darkest a few McCance make

Even the darkest a few McCance make the

Even the darkest a few McCance make the world

Even the darkest a few McCance make the world seem

Even the darkest a few McCance make the world seem light

Even the darkest a few McCance make the world seem light because

Even the darkest a few McCance make the world seem light because that

Even the darkest a few McCance make the world seem light because that is

the world seem light because that is the

the world seem light because that is the power

the world seem light because that is the power of

the world seem light because that is the power of laughter.

the world seem light because that is the power of laughter. Knock

the world seem light because that is the power of laughter. Knock knock,

the power of laughter. Knock knock, who's

the power of laughter. Knock knock, who's there?

the power of laughter. Knock knock, who's there? To

the power of laughter. Knock knock, who's there? To be

the power of laughter. Knock knock, who's there? To be honest,

the power of laughter. Knock knock, who's there? To be honest, don't

who's there? To be honest, don't care.

who's there? To be honest, don't care. Put

who's there? To be honest, don't care. Put us

who's there? To be honest, don't care. Put us in

who's there? To be honest, don't care. Put us in a

who's there? To be honest, don't care. Put us in a stadium

who's there? To be honest, don't care. Put us in a stadium or

who's there? To be honest, don't care. Put us in a stadium or even

care. Put us in a stadium or even the

care. Put us in a stadium or even the Palladium

care. Put us in a stadium or even the Palladium or

care. Put us in a stadium or even the Palladium or some

care. Put us in a stadium or even the Palladium or some random

care. Put us in a stadium or even the Palladium or some random pub

care. Put us in a stadium or even the Palladium or some random pub in

the Palladium or some random pub in Hull

the Palladium or some random pub in Hull with

the Palladium or some random pub in Hull with one

the Palladium or some random pub in Hull with one single

the Palladium or some random pub in Hull with one single lady.

the Palladium or some random pub in Hull with one single lady. Joy

the Palladium or some random pub in Hull with one single lady. Joy at

Hull with one single lady. Joy at the

Hull with one single lady. Joy at the heart

Hull with one single lady. Joy at the heart of

Hull with one single lady. Joy at the heart of it

Hull with one single lady. Joy at the heart of it and

Hull with one single lady. Joy at the heart of it and you

Hull with one single lady. Joy at the heart of it and you are

Hull with one single lady. Joy at the heart of it and you are all

Hull with one single lady. Joy at the heart of it and you are all part

the heart of it and you are all part of

the heart of it and you are all part of it,

the heart of it and you are all part of it, so

the heart of it and you are all part of it, so tonight

the heart of it and you are all part of it, so tonight let's

the heart of it and you are all part of it, so tonight let's celebrate

of it, so tonight let's celebrate comedy!

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome,

Welcome, everybody!

Welcome, everybody! Great

Welcome, everybody! Great to

Welcome, everybody! Great to have

Welcome, everybody! Great to have you

Welcome, everybody! Great to have you here.

Welcome, everybody! Great to have you here. Give

Welcome, everybody! Great to have you here. Give it

Welcome, everybody! Great to have you here. Give it up

Welcome, everybody! Great to have you here. Give it up for

Welcome, everybody! Great to have you here. Give it up for Munya

you here. Give it up for Munya Chawawa,

you here. Give it up for Munya Chawawa, who

you here. Give it up for Munya Chawawa, who wrote

you here. Give it up for Munya Chawawa, who wrote the

you here. Give it up for Munya Chawawa, who wrote the brilliant

you here. Give it up for Munya Chawawa, who wrote the brilliant Ode

Chawawa, who wrote the brilliant Ode To

Chawawa, who wrote the brilliant Ode To Comedy,

Chawawa, who wrote the brilliant Ode To Comedy, wonderful.

Chawawa, who wrote the brilliant Ode To Comedy, wonderful. Hello,

Chawawa, who wrote the brilliant Ode To Comedy, wonderful. Hello, the

To Comedy, wonderful. Hello, the National

To Comedy, wonderful. Hello, the National Comedy

To Comedy, wonderful. Hello, the National Comedy Awards

To Comedy, wonderful. Hello, the National Comedy Awards are

To Comedy, wonderful. Hello, the National Comedy Awards are back,

To Comedy, wonderful. Hello, the National Comedy Awards are back, a

National Comedy Awards are back, a once

National Comedy Awards are back, a once a

National Comedy Awards are back, a once a year

National Comedy Awards are back, a once a year opportunity

National Comedy Awards are back, a once a year opportunity to

National Comedy Awards are back, a once a year opportunity to shine

National Comedy Awards are back, a once a year opportunity to shine a

once a year opportunity to shine a light

once a year opportunity to shine a light and

once a year opportunity to shine a light and praise

once a year opportunity to shine a light and praise a

once a year opportunity to shine a light and praise a bunch

once a year opportunity to shine a light and praise a bunch of

light and praise a bunch of attention

light and praise a bunch of attention seeking

light and praise a bunch of attention seeking loudmouths

light and praise a bunch of attention seeking loudmouths who'd

attention seeking loudmouths who'd been

attention seeking loudmouths who'd been on

attention seeking loudmouths who'd been on your

attention seeking loudmouths who'd been on your television

attention seeking loudmouths who'd been on your television is

attention seeking loudmouths who'd been on your television is 24/7,

attention seeking loudmouths who'd been on your television is 24/7, and

been on your television is 24/7, and I'm

been on your television is 24/7, and I'm hosting

been on your television is 24/7, and I'm hosting which

been on your television is 24/7, and I'm hosting which can

been on your television is 24/7, and I'm hosting which can only

been on your television is 24/7, and I'm hosting which can only mean

been on your television is 24/7, and I'm hosting which can only mean one

I'm hosting which can only mean one thing,

I'm hosting which can only mean one thing, I

I'm hosting which can only mean one thing, I wasn't

I'm hosting which can only mean one thing, I wasn't nominated

I'm hosting which can only mean one thing, I wasn't nominated again!

Never

Never the

Never the bride,

Never the bride, always

Never the bride, always the

Never the bride, always the bridesmaid,

Never the bride, always the bridesmaid, that

Never the bride, always the bridesmaid, that suggests

Never the bride, always the bridesmaid, that suggests I

Never the bride, always the bridesmaid, that suggests I was

bridesmaid, that suggests I was nominated

bridesmaid, that suggests I was nominated and

bridesmaid, that suggests I was nominated and even

bridesmaid, that suggests I was nominated and even a

bridesmaid, that suggests I was nominated and even a bridesmaid,

bridesmaid, that suggests I was nominated and even a bridesmaid, I'm

nominated and even a bridesmaid, I'm the

nominated and even a bridesmaid, I'm the bloody

nominated and even a bridesmaid, I'm the bloody vicar!

nominated and even a bridesmaid, I'm the bloody vicar! This

nominated and even a bridesmaid, I'm the bloody vicar! This year

nominated and even a bridesmaid, I'm the bloody vicar! This year is

nominated and even a bridesmaid, I'm the bloody vicar! This year is a

nominated and even a bridesmaid, I'm the bloody vicar! This year is a bit

the bloody vicar! This year is a bit different

the bloody vicar! This year is a bit different because

the bloody vicar! This year is a bit different because we

the bloody vicar! This year is a bit different because we are

the bloody vicar! This year is a bit different because we are live!

different because we are live! CHEERING

CHEERING So

CHEERING So whether

CHEERING So whether you

CHEERING So whether you are

CHEERING So whether you are watching

CHEERING So whether you are watching in

CHEERING So whether you are watching in the

So whether you are watching in the room

So whether you are watching in the room or

So whether you are watching in the room or at

So whether you are watching in the room or at home

So whether you are watching in the room or at home or

So whether you are watching in the room or at home or in

So whether you are watching in the room or at home or in China

So whether you are watching in the room or at home or in China by

So whether you are watching in the room or at home or in China by a

room or at home or in China by a weather

room or at home or in China by a weather balloon,

room or at home or in China by a weather balloon, welcome

room or at home or in China by a weather balloon, welcome to

room or at home or in China by a weather balloon, welcome to the

weather balloon, welcome to the National

weather balloon, welcome to the National Comedy

weather balloon, welcome to the National Comedy Awards.

weather balloon, welcome to the National Comedy Awards. We

weather balloon, welcome to the National Comedy Awards. We are

weather balloon, welcome to the National Comedy Awards. We are here

National Comedy Awards. We are here in

National Comedy Awards. We are here in Camden

National Comedy Awards. We are here in Camden at

National Comedy Awards. We are here in Camden at the

National Comedy Awards. We are here in Camden at the Roundhouse

National Comedy Awards. We are here in Camden at the Roundhouse which

in Camden at the Roundhouse which just

in Camden at the Roundhouse which just 19

in Camden at the Roundhouse which just 19 years

in Camden at the Roundhouse which just 19 years ago

in Camden at the Roundhouse which just 19 years ago quite

in Camden at the Roundhouse which just 19 years ago quite a

in Camden at the Roundhouse which just 19 years ago quite a cool

just 19 years ago quite a cool place.

just 19 years ago quite a cool place. It's

just 19 years ago quite a cool place. It's wonderful.

just 19 years ago quite a cool place. It's wonderful. We

just 19 years ago quite a cool place. It's wonderful. We are

just 19 years ago quite a cool place. It's wonderful. We are live

place. It's wonderful. We are live on

place. It's wonderful. We are live on Channel

place. It's wonderful. We are live on Channel 4,

place. It's wonderful. We are live on Channel 4, the

place. It's wonderful. We are live on Channel 4, the home

place. It's wonderful. We are live on Channel 4, the home of

place. It's wonderful. We are live on Channel 4, the home of edgy

on Channel 4, the home of edgy television

on Channel 4, the home of edgy television shows

on Channel 4, the home of edgy television shows such

on Channel 4, the home of edgy television shows such as

on Channel 4, the home of edgy television shows such as Grand

television shows such as Grand Designs,

television shows such as Grand Designs, Escape

television shows such as Grand Designs, Escape To

television shows such as Grand Designs, Escape To The

television shows such as Grand Designs, Escape To The Chateau!

television shows such as Grand Designs, Escape To The Chateau! And

Designs, Escape To The Chateau! And most

Designs, Escape To The Chateau! And most edgy,

Designs, Escape To The Chateau! And most edgy, Four

Designs, Escape To The Chateau! And most edgy, Four In

Designs, Escape To The Chateau! And most edgy, Four In Bet

Designs, Escape To The Chateau! And most edgy, Four In Bet because

Designs, Escape To The Chateau! And most edgy, Four In Bet because what

most edgy, Four In Bet because what could

most edgy, Four In Bet because what could be

most edgy, Four In Bet because what could be more

most edgy, Four In Bet because what could be more edgy

most edgy, Four In Bet because what could be more edgy about

could be more edgy about middle-class

could be more edgy about middle-class B&B

could be more edgy about middle-class B&B owners

could be more edgy about middle-class B&B owners bickering

middle-class B&B owners bickering over

middle-class B&B owners bickering over fried

middle-class B&B owners bickering over fried eggs

middle-class B&B owners bickering over fried eggs opened

middle-class B&B owners bickering over fried eggs opened at

middle-class B&B owners bickering over fried eggs opened at the

middle-class B&B owners bickering over fried eggs opened at the set

over fried eggs opened at the set could

over fried eggs opened at the set could collapse,

over fried eggs opened at the set could collapse, somebody

over fried eggs opened at the set could collapse, somebody might

could collapse, somebody might swear,

could collapse, somebody might swear, I

could collapse, somebody might swear, I fucking

could collapse, somebody might swear, I fucking hope

could collapse, somebody might swear, I fucking hope not!

could collapse, somebody might swear, I fucking hope not! A

swear, I fucking hope not! A well-known

swear, I fucking hope not! A well-known comedy

swear, I fucking hope not! A well-known comedy face

swear, I fucking hope not! A well-known comedy face could

swear, I fucking hope not! A well-known comedy face could let

swear, I fucking hope not! A well-known comedy face could let the

well-known comedy face could let the mask

well-known comedy face could let the mask slip

well-known comedy face could let the mask slip and

well-known comedy face could let the mask slip and show

well-known comedy face could let the mask slip and show the

well-known comedy face could let the mask slip and show the public

well-known comedy face could let the mask slip and show the public who

mask slip and show the public who they

mask slip and show the public who they really

mask slip and show the public who they really are.

mask slip and show the public who they really are. I'm

mask slip and show the public who they really are. I'm not

mask slip and show the public who they really are. I'm not even

got

got tips

got tips that

got tips that I

got tips that I love

got tips that I love tips!

got tips that I love tips! It's

got tips that I love tips! It's believable.

got tips that I love tips! It's believable. I'm

got tips that I love tips! It's believable. I'm so

got tips that I love tips! It's believable. I'm so excited

got tips that I love tips! It's believable. I'm so excited by

got tips that I love tips! It's believable. I'm so excited by the

believable. I'm so excited by the legend

believable. I'm so excited by the legend with

believable. I'm so excited by the legend with us

believable. I'm so excited by the legend with us tonight,

believable. I'm so excited by the legend with us tonight, we

believable. I'm so excited by the legend with us tonight, we have

believable. I'm so excited by the legend with us tonight, we have Bob

legend with us tonight, we have Bob Mortimer!

legend with us tonight, we have Bob Mortimer! CHEERING

Mortimer! CHEERING Jack

Mortimer! CHEERING Jack Dee!

Mortimer! CHEERING Jack Dee! And

Mortimer! CHEERING Jack Dee! And Hugh

Mortimer! CHEERING Jack Dee! And Hugh Dennis!

Mortimer! CHEERING Jack Dee! And Hugh Dennis! CHEERING

Jack Dee! And Hugh Dennis! CHEERING There

Jack Dee! And Hugh Dennis! CHEERING There would

Jack Dee! And Hugh Dennis! CHEERING There would have

Jack Dee! And Hugh Dennis! CHEERING There would have been

Jack Dee! And Hugh Dennis! CHEERING There would have been many

Jack Dee! And Hugh Dennis! CHEERING There would have been many more

Jack Dee! And Hugh Dennis! CHEERING There would have been many more they

There would have been many more they have

There would have been many more they have either

There would have been many more they have either been

There would have been many more they have either been cancelled

There would have been many more they have either been cancelled or

There would have been many more they have either been cancelled or are

There would have been many more they have either been cancelled or are in

have either been cancelled or are in prison.

have either been cancelled or are in prison. Well

have either been cancelled or are in prison. Well done,

have either been cancelled or are in prison. Well done, you

have either been cancelled or are in prison. Well done, you three.

have either been cancelled or are in prison. Well done, you three. The

prison. Well done, you three. The cast

prison. Well done, you three. The cast of

prison. Well done, you three. The cast of Smack

prison. Well done, you three. The cast of Smack The

prison. Well done, you three. The cast of Smack The Pony

prison. Well done, you three. The cast of Smack The Pony are

prison. Well done, you three. The cast of Smack The Pony are here

prison. Well done, you three. The cast of Smack The Pony are here and

cast of Smack The Pony are here and this

cast of Smack The Pony are here and this year

cast of Smack The Pony are here and this year marks

cast of Smack The Pony are here and this year marks 23

cast of Smack The Pony are here and this year marks 23 years

cast of Smack The Pony are here and this year marks 23 years since

cast of Smack The Pony are here and this year marks 23 years since it

this year marks 23 years since it first

this year marks 23 years since it first appeared

this year marks 23 years since it first appeared on

this year marks 23 years since it first appeared on our

this year marks 23 years since it first appeared on our screens

this year marks 23 years since it first appeared on our screens and

first appeared on our screens and 20th

first appeared on our screens and 20th since

first appeared on our screens and 20th since Channel

first appeared on our screens and 20th since Channel 4

first appeared on our screens and 20th since Channel 4 cancelled

first appeared on our screens and 20th since Channel 4 cancelled it!

20th since Channel 4 cancelled it! Well

20th since Channel 4 cancelled it! Well done!

20th since Channel 4 cancelled it! Well done! The

20th since Channel 4 cancelled it! Well done! The brilliant

20th since Channel 4 cancelled it! Well done! The brilliant pop

20th since Channel 4 cancelled it! Well done! The brilliant pop star

Well done! The brilliant pop star Self-esteem

Well done! The brilliant pop star Self-esteem is

Well done! The brilliant pop star Self-esteem is here.

Well done! The brilliant pop star Self-esteem is here. Making

Well done! The brilliant pop star Self-esteem is here. Making up

Well done! The brilliant pop star Self-esteem is here. Making up for

Self-esteem is here. Making up for the

Self-esteem is here. Making up for the lack

Self-esteem is here. Making up for the lack of

Self-esteem is here. Making up for the lack of self-esteem

Self-esteem is here. Making up for the lack of self-esteem in

Self-esteem is here. Making up for the lack of self-esteem in our

the lack of self-esteem in our comedians

the lack of self-esteem in our comedians here

the lack of self-esteem in our comedians here tonight!

the lack of self-esteem in our comedians here tonight! If

the lack of self-esteem in our comedians here tonight! If only

the lack of self-esteem in our comedians here tonight! If only we

comedians here tonight! If only we had

comedians here tonight! If only we had invited

comedians here tonight! If only we had invited a

comedians here tonight! If only we had invited a performer

comedians here tonight! If only we had invited a performer called

had invited a performer called self-awareness!

had invited a performer called self-awareness! To

had invited a performer called self-awareness! To make

had invited a performer called self-awareness! To make a

had invited a performer called self-awareness! To make a great

self-awareness! To make a great comedians,

self-awareness! To make a great comedians, Joe

self-awareness! To make a great comedians, Joe Lycett

self-awareness! To make a great comedians, Joe Lycett and

self-awareness! To make a great comedians, Joe Lycett and Mo

comedians, Joe Lycett and Mo Gilligan,

comedians, Joe Lycett and Mo Gilligan, will

comedians, Joe Lycett and Mo Gilligan, will receive

comedians, Joe Lycett and Mo Gilligan, will receive special

Gilligan, will receive special accolades

Gilligan, will receive special accolades so

Gilligan, will receive special accolades so we

Gilligan, will receive special accolades so we look

Gilligan, will receive special accolades so we look forward

Gilligan, will receive special accolades so we look forward to

accolades so we look forward to hearing

accolades so we look forward to hearing more

accolades so we look forward to hearing more from

accolades so we look forward to hearing more from them.

accolades so we look forward to hearing more from them. But

accolades so we look forward to hearing more from them. But let's

hearing more from them. But let's not

hearing more from them. But let's not forget

hearing more from them. But let's not forget this

hearing more from them. But let's not forget this even

hearing more from them. But let's not forget this even is

hearing more from them. But let's not forget this even is about

hearing more from them. But let's not forget this even is about Stand

not forget this even is about Stand Up

not forget this even is about Stand Up To

not forget this even is about Stand Up To Cancer

not forget this even is about Stand Up To Cancer and

not forget this even is about Stand Up To Cancer and raising

not forget this even is about Stand Up To Cancer and raising money

not forget this even is about Stand Up To Cancer and raising money for

Up To Cancer and raising money for Cancer

Up To Cancer and raising money for Cancer research,

Up To Cancer and raising money for Cancer research, all

Up To Cancer and raising money for Cancer research, all whilst

Up To Cancer and raising money for Cancer research, all whilst fighting

Cancer research, all whilst fighting for

Cancer research, all whilst fighting for the

Cancer research, all whilst fighting for the attention

Cancer research, all whilst fighting for the attention that

Cancer research, all whilst fighting for the attention that we

Cancer research, all whilst fighting for the attention that we perform

Cancer research, all whilst fighting for the attention that we perform it

for the attention that we perform it so

for the attention that we perform it so desperately

for the attention that we perform it so desperately crave

for the attention that we perform it so desperately crave for

for the attention that we perform it so desperately crave for ourselves.

so desperately crave for ourselves. So

so desperately crave for ourselves. So many

so desperately crave for ourselves. So many comedians

so desperately crave for ourselves. So many comedians are

so desperately crave for ourselves. So many comedians are surprised

so desperately crave for ourselves. So many comedians are surprised at

So many comedians are surprised at this

So many comedians are surprised at this year,

So many comedians are surprised at this year, Joe

So many comedians are surprised at this year, Joe Lycett

So many comedians are surprised at this year, Joe Lycett showed

So many comedians are surprised at this year, Joe Lycett showed us

So many comedians are surprised at this year, Joe Lycett showed us his

this year, Joe Lycett showed us his bravery

this year, Joe Lycett showed us his bravery by

this year, Joe Lycett showed us his bravery by standing

this year, Joe Lycett showed us his bravery by standing up

this year, Joe Lycett showed us his bravery by standing up to

this year, Joe Lycett showed us his bravery by standing up to Qatar,

bravery by standing up to Qatar, Bill

bravery by standing up to Qatar, Bill Bailey

bravery by standing up to Qatar, Bill Bailey showed

bravery by standing up to Qatar, Bill Bailey showed his

bravery by standing up to Qatar, Bill Bailey showed his charitable

Bill Bailey showed his charitable side

Bill Bailey showed his charitable side by

Bill Bailey showed his charitable side by walking

Bill Bailey showed his charitable side by walking 100

Bill Bailey showed his charitable side by walking 100 miles

Bill Bailey showed his charitable side by walking 100 miles and

side by walking 100 miles and raising

side by walking 100 miles and raising over

side by walking 100 miles and raising over £100,000

side by walking 100 miles and raising over £100,000 and

side by walking 100 miles and raising over £100,000 and Katherine

raising over £100,000 and Katherine Ryan

raising over £100,000 and Katherine Ryan showed

raising over £100,000 and Katherine Ryan showed us

raising over £100,000 and Katherine Ryan showed us she

raising over £100,000 and Katherine Ryan showed us she had

raising over £100,000 and Katherine Ryan showed us she had a

raising over £100,000 and Katherine Ryan showed us she had a massive

raising over £100,000 and Katherine Ryan showed us she had a massive tax

Ryan showed us she had a massive tax bill

Ryan showed us she had a massive tax bill to

Ryan showed us she had a massive tax bill to pay

Ryan showed us she had a massive tax bill to pay by

Ryan showed us she had a massive tax bill to pay by dressing

Ryan showed us she had a massive tax bill to pay by dressing up

Ryan showed us she had a massive tax bill to pay by dressing up as

Ryan showed us she had a massive tax bill to pay by dressing up as a

bill to pay by dressing up as a pigeon.

bill to pay by dressing up as a pigeon. It

bill to pay by dressing up as a pigeon. It has

bill to pay by dressing up as a pigeon. It has been

bill to pay by dressing up as a pigeon. It has been another

pigeon. It has been another wonderful

pigeon. It has been another wonderful year

pigeon. It has been another wonderful year of

pigeon. It has been another wonderful year of comedy

pigeon. It has been another wonderful year of comedy performed

wonderful year of comedy performed by

wonderful year of comedy performed by the

wonderful year of comedy performed by the best

wonderful year of comedy performed by the best comedic

wonderful year of comedy performed by the best comedic talent

wonderful year of comedy performed by the best comedic talent this

by the best comedic talent this country

by the best comedic talent this country has

by the best comedic talent this country has to

by the best comedic talent this country has to offer

by the best comedic talent this country has to offer but

by the best comedic talent this country has to offer but enough

country has to offer but enough about

country has to offer but enough about me

country has to offer but enough about me let's

country has to offer but enough about me let's have

country has to offer but enough about me let's have a

country has to offer but enough about me let's have a look

country has to offer but enough about me let's have a look at

country has to offer but enough about me let's have a look at what

about me let's have a look at what these

about me let's have a look at what these wankers

about me let's have a look at what these wankers have

about me let's have a look at what these wankers have been

about me let's have a look at what these wankers have been up

about me let's have a look at what these wankers have been up to

about me let's have a look at what these wankers have been up to in

about me let's have a look at what these wankers have been up to in the

these wankers have been up to in the last

these wankers have been up to in the last 12

these wankers have been up to in the last 12 months!

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Who authorised

Who authorised that?

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Who authorised that? No one

Who authorised that? No one cares

Who authorised that? No one cares any

Who authorised that? No one cares any more!

Who authorised that? No one cares any more! We

Who authorised that? No one cares any more! We got

Who authorised that? No one cares any more! We got anarchy,

Who authorised that? No one cares any more! We got anarchy, no

Who authorised that? No one cares any more! We got anarchy, no rules!

any more! We got anarchy, no rules! Let

any more! We got anarchy, no rules! Let it

any more! We got anarchy, no rules! Let it go.

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On the other geezers in? We want

On the other geezers in? We want to

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On the other geezers in? We want to help the

On the other geezers in? We want to help the world

On the other geezers in? We want to help the world man

On the other geezers in? We want to help the world man up.

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The best thing about life

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The best thing about life TV is I

The best thing about life TV is I can

The best thing about life TV is I can do

The best thing about life TV is I can do stupid

The best thing about life TV is I can do stupid stuff

The best thing about life TV is I can do stupid stuff like

The best thing about life TV is I can do stupid stuff like this!

can do stupid stuff like this! That's

can do stupid stuff like this! That's the

can do stupid stuff like this! That's the first

can do stupid stuff like this! That's the first time

can do stupid stuff like this! That's the first time I've

can do stupid stuff like this! That's the first time I've ever

can do stupid stuff like this! That's the first time I've ever met

That's the first time I've ever met someone

That's the first time I've ever met someone as

That's the first time I've ever met someone as famous

That's the first time I've ever met someone as famous as

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That's the first time I've ever met someone as famous as you go... Let's

someone as famous as you go... Let's talk

someone as famous as you go... Let's talk about

someone as famous as you go... Let's talk about the

someone as famous as you go... Let's talk about the sex

someone as famous as you go... Let's talk about the sex tape.

someone as famous as you go... Let's talk about the sex tape. Decorum,

talk about the sex tape. Decorum, decorum.

talk about the sex tape. Decorum, decorum. Guess

talk about the sex tape. Decorum, decorum. Guess who's

talk about the sex tape. Decorum, decorum. Guess who's back?

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Neat and tidy, that's what

Neat and tidy, that's what I

Neat and tidy, that's what I like

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Neat and tidy, that's what I like to see.

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Neat and tidy, that's what I like to see. Something about

Neat and tidy, that's what I like to see. Something about shifty

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see. Something about shifty about her.

see. Something about shifty about her. All

see. Something about shifty about her. All afternoon

see. Something about shifty about her. All afternoon I've

see. Something about shifty about her. All afternoon I've been

her. All afternoon I've been practising!

her. All afternoon I've been practising! It's

her. All afternoon I've been practising! It's not

her. All afternoon I've been practising! It's not what

her. All afternoon I've been practising! It's not what I

her. All afternoon I've been practising! It's not what I thought

practising! It's not what I thought we

practising! It's not what I thought we were

practising! It's not what I thought we were going.

practising! It's not what I thought we were going. Come

practising! It's not what I thought we were going. Come round

practising! It's not what I thought we were going. Come round to

practising! It's not what I thought we were going. Come round to my

we were going. Come round to my house,

we were going. Come round to my house, and

we were going. Come round to my house, and have

we were going. Come round to my house, and have a

we were going. Come round to my house, and have a dinner

we were going. Come round to my house, and have a dinner party

we were going. Come round to my house, and have a dinner party door.

house, and have a dinner party door. Are

house, and have a dinner party door. Are you

house, and have a dinner party door. Are you freaking

house, and have a dinner party door. Are you freaking out?

house, and have a dinner party door. Are you freaking out? Of

house, and have a dinner party door. Are you freaking out? Of course.

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Can you

Can you remember

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Can you remember any of

Can you remember any of the

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Can you remember any of the wrap you

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Can you remember any of the wrap you did? My money

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Can you remember any of the wrap you did? My money don't jiggle jiggle,

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It is

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It is also a

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It is also a very

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It is also a very special

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It is also a very special night

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It is also a very special night for

It is also a very special night for you

It is also a very special night for you watching

It is also a very special night for you watching at

It is also a very special night for you watching at home.

It is also a very special night for you watching at home. You

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you watching at home. You have the chance

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you watching at home. You have the chance to shape this

you watching at home. You have the chance to shape this evening's

chance to shape this evening's entertainment

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chance to shape this evening's entertainment live, not by switching

entertainment live, not by switching off

entertainment live, not by switching off or

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entertainment live, not by switching off or braking into

entertainment live, not by switching off or braking into this

entertainment live, not by switching off or braking into this auditorium

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and streaking but try to do that if you like. You can vote

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you like. You can vote for the winner

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appreciate every single vote that comes

appreciate every single vote that comes my

appreciate every single vote that comes my way.

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appreciate every single vote that comes my way. No, not

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there either. I don't know why I bloody well turn up.

there either. I don't know why I bloody well turn up. The

there either. I don't know why I bloody well turn up. The nominees

bloody well turn up. The nominees tonight

bloody well turn up. The nominees tonight are...

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You can vote

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You can vote for your favourite stand-up

You can vote for your favourite stand-up show

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Hello. The

Hello. The National

Hello. The National Comedy

Hello. The National Comedy Awards

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Hello. The National Comedy Awards Gives Us

Hello. The National Comedy Awards Gives Us The

Hello. The National Comedy Awards Gives Us The Chance

Hello. The National Comedy Awards Gives Us The Chance To

Hello. The National Comedy Awards Gives Us The Chance To Acknowledge

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Gives Us The Chance To Acknowledge Some Of The Best New

Gives Us The Chance To Acknowledge Some Of The Best New And

Gives Us The Chance To Acknowledge Some Of The Best New And Exciting

Some Of The Best New And Exciting Comedy

Some Of The Best New And Exciting Comedy Shows

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Some Of The Best New And Exciting Comedy Shows Of The

Some Of The Best New And Exciting Comedy Shows Of The Year.

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You have a point and that's how

You have a point and that's how I

You have a point and that's how I note

You have a point and that's how I note that

You have a point and that's how I note that it's

You have a point and that's how I note that it's only

You have a point and that's how I note that it's only right

You have a point and that's how I note that it's only right if

You have a point and that's how I note that it's only right if you

note that it's only right if you come

note that it's only right if you come up

note that it's only right if you come up without

note that it's only right if you come up without a

note that it's only right if you come up without a point,

note that it's only right if you come up without a point, eight

come up without a point, eight living

come up without a point, eight living life

come up without a point, eight living life right,

come up without a point, eight living life right, simple

come up without a point, eight living life right, simple as

come up without a point, eight living life right, simple as that.

living life right, simple as that. Is

living life right, simple as that. Is the

living life right, simple as that. Is the most

living life right, simple as that. Is the most confident

living life right, simple as that. Is the most confident man

living life right, simple as that. Is the most confident man I've

living life right, simple as that. Is the most confident man I've ever

Is the most confident man I've ever met

Is the most confident man I've ever met in

Is the most confident man I've ever met in my

Is the most confident man I've ever met in my life.

Is the most confident man I've ever met in my life. Nobody

Is the most confident man I've ever met in my life. Nobody expected

Is the most confident man I've ever met in my life. Nobody expected him

met in my life. Nobody expected him to

met in my life. Nobody expected him to have

met in my life. Nobody expected him to have that

met in my life. Nobody expected him to have that voice.

met in my life. Nobody expected him to have that voice. The

met in my life. Nobody expected him to have that voice. The Baby

met in my life. Nobody expected him to have that voice. The Baby face

to have that voice. The Baby face tells

to have that voice. The Baby face tells a

to have that voice. The Baby face tells a million

to have that voice. The Baby face tells a million stories.

to have that voice. The Baby face tells a million stories. You

to have that voice. The Baby face tells a million stories. You got

to have that voice. The Baby face tells a million stories. You got a

tells a million stories. You got a baby

tells a million stories. You got a baby face

tells a million stories. You got a baby face and

tells a million stories. You got a baby face and a

tells a million stories. You got a baby face and a daddy

tells a million stories. You got a baby face and a daddy Dick,

tells a million stories. You got a baby face and a daddy Dick, I

tells a million stories. You got a baby face and a daddy Dick, I can

baby face and a daddy Dick, I can hear

baby face and a daddy Dick, I can hear that.

I

I thought

I thought you

I thought you weren't

I thought you weren't going

I thought you weren't going to

I thought you weren't going to try

I thought you weren't going to try it

I thought you weren't going to try it because

I thought you weren't going to try it because argue

I thought you weren't going to try it because argue from

I thought you weren't going to try it because argue from Shrewsbury

I thought you weren't going to try it because argue from Shrewsbury or

it because argue from Shrewsbury or something?

it because argue from Shrewsbury or something? You

it because argue from Shrewsbury or something? You seem

it because argue from Shrewsbury or something? You seem like

it because argue from Shrewsbury or something? You seem like you

it because argue from Shrewsbury or something? You seem like you just

something? You seem like you just eat

something? You seem like you just eat roasts.

And

And the

And the winner

And the winner is...

And the winner is... Katherine

And the winner is... Katherine Ryan!

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank

Thank you

Thank you so

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. My

Thank you so much. My goodness,

Thank you so much. My goodness, I

Thank you so much. My goodness, I did

Thank you so much. My goodness, I did not

Thank you so much. My goodness, I did not expect

Thank you so much. My goodness, I did not expect to

Thank you so much. My goodness, I did not expect to win

Thank you so much. My goodness, I did not expect to win this

Thank you so much. My goodness, I did not expect to win this early.

did not expect to win this early. When

did not expect to win this early. When we

did not expect to win this early. When we filmed

did not expect to win this early. When we filmed backstage

did not expect to win this early. When we filmed backstage with

did not expect to win this early. When we filmed backstage with Kevin

When we filmed backstage with Kevin Ryan,

When we filmed backstage with Kevin Ryan, I

When we filmed backstage with Kevin Ryan, I had

When we filmed backstage with Kevin Ryan, I had Covid

When we filmed backstage with Kevin Ryan, I had Covid and

When we filmed backstage with Kevin Ryan, I had Covid and a

When we filmed backstage with Kevin Ryan, I had Covid and a newborn

When we filmed backstage with Kevin Ryan, I had Covid and a newborn so

Ryan, I had Covid and a newborn so my

Ryan, I had Covid and a newborn so my performance

Ryan, I had Covid and a newborn so my performance was

Ryan, I had Covid and a newborn so my performance was massively

Ryan, I had Covid and a newborn so my performance was massively propped

my performance was massively propped up

my performance was massively propped up by

my performance was massively propped up by huge

my performance was massively propped up by huge team,

my performance was massively propped up by huge team, Mark

my performance was massively propped up by huge team, Mark Oliver,

up by huge team, Mark Oliver, through

up by huge team, Mark Oliver, through the

up by huge team, Mark Oliver, through the applicant

up by huge team, Mark Oliver, through the applicant was

up by huge team, Mark Oliver, through the applicant was basically

through the applicant was basically weekend

through the applicant was basically weekend at

through the applicant was basically weekend at Bernie

through the applicant was basically weekend at Bernie is,

through the applicant was basically weekend at Bernie is, I

through the applicant was basically weekend at Bernie is, I was

through the applicant was basically weekend at Bernie is, I was not

weekend at Bernie is, I was not there.

weekend at Bernie is, I was not there. And

weekend at Bernie is, I was not there. And a

weekend at Bernie is, I was not there. And a huge

weekend at Bernie is, I was not there. And a huge team,

weekend at Bernie is, I was not there. And a huge team, in

weekend at Bernie is, I was not there. And a huge team, in this

there. And a huge team, in this room,

there. And a huge team, in this room, we

there. And a huge team, in this room, we had

there. And a huge team, in this room, we had 28

there. And a huge team, in this room, we had 28 camera

there. And a huge team, in this room, we had 28 camera operators

room, we had 28 camera operators intimacy

room, we had 28 camera operators intimacy Coach,

room, we had 28 camera operators intimacy Coach, Somalia,

room, we had 28 camera operators intimacy Coach, Somalia, we

room, we had 28 camera operators intimacy Coach, Somalia, we get

room, we had 28 camera operators intimacy Coach, Somalia, we get it,

intimacy Coach, Somalia, we get it, Amazon,

intimacy Coach, Somalia, we get it, Amazon, your

intimacy Coach, Somalia, we get it, Amazon, your loaded.

I

I would

I would love

I would love to

I would love to make

I would love to make it

I would love to make it again.

I would love to make it again. I

I would love to make it again. I feel

I would love to make it again. I feel so

I would love to make it again. I feel so privileged

I would love to make it again. I feel so privileged to

I would love to make it again. I feel so privileged to do

I would love to make it again. I feel so privileged to do this

I would love to make it again. I feel so privileged to do this job.

I would love to make it again. I feel so privileged to do this job. I

feel so privileged to do this job. I love

feel so privileged to do this job. I love coming

feel so privileged to do this job. I love coming to

feel so privileged to do this job. I love coming to the

feel so privileged to do this job. I love coming to the comedy

feel so privileged to do this job. I love coming to the comedy awards

feel so privileged to do this job. I love coming to the comedy awards not

love coming to the comedy awards not just

love coming to the comedy awards not just because

love coming to the comedy awards not just because Stand

love coming to the comedy awards not just because Stand Up

love coming to the comedy awards not just because Stand Up To

love coming to the comedy awards not just because Stand Up To Cancer

love coming to the comedy awards not just because Stand Up To Cancer is

just because Stand Up To Cancer is so

just because Stand Up To Cancer is so amazing

just because Stand Up To Cancer is so amazing because

just because Stand Up To Cancer is so amazing because I

just because Stand Up To Cancer is so amazing because I get

just because Stand Up To Cancer is so amazing because I get to

just because Stand Up To Cancer is so amazing because I get to see

just because Stand Up To Cancer is so amazing because I get to see all

so amazing because I get to see all my

so amazing because I get to see all my friends.

so amazing because I get to see all my friends. I'm

so amazing because I get to see all my friends. I'm pissed

so amazing because I get to see all my friends. I'm pissed already.

so amazing because I get to see all my friends. I'm pissed already. Have

my friends. I'm pissed already. Have a

my friends. I'm pissed already. Have a great

my friends. I'm pissed already. Have a great night,

my friends. I'm pissed already. Have a great night, thank

my friends. I'm pissed already. Have a great night, thank you

my friends. I'm pissed already. Have a great night, thank you so

my friends. I'm pissed already. Have a great night, thank you so much!

a great night, thank you so much! APPLAUSE

Congratulations

Congratulations to

Congratulations to Katherine

Congratulations to Katherine Ryan

Congratulations to Katherine Ryan hugely

Congratulations to Katherine Ryan hugely well

Congratulations to Katherine Ryan hugely well deserved.

Congratulations to Katherine Ryan hugely well deserved. We

Congratulations to Katherine Ryan hugely well deserved. We have

hugely well deserved. We have already

hugely well deserved. We have already crowned

hugely well deserved. We have already crowned one

hugely well deserved. We have already crowned one performer

hugely well deserved. We have already crowned one performer a

hugely well deserved. We have already crowned one performer a win

already crowned one performer a win and

already crowned one performer a win and shattered

already crowned one performer a win and shattered the

already crowned one performer a win and shattered the fragile

already crowned one performer a win and shattered the fragile self

already crowned one performer a win and shattered the fragile self worth

and shattered the fragile self worth of

and shattered the fragile self worth of another

and shattered the fragile self worth of another four.

and shattered the fragile self worth of another four. Join

and shattered the fragile self worth of another four. Join us

and shattered the fragile self worth of another four. Join us after

and shattered the fragile self worth of another four. Join us after the

of another four. Join us after the break

of another four. Join us after the break to

of another four. Join us after the break to see

of another four. Join us after the break to see us

of another four. Join us after the break to see us crush

of another four. Join us after the break to see us crush some

of another four. Join us after the break to see us crush some more

break to see us crush some more egos.

break to see us crush some more egos. And

break to see us crush some more egos. And we

break to see us crush some more egos. And we will

break to see us crush some more egos. And we will see

break to see us crush some more egos. And we will see who

break to see us crush some more egos. And we will see who scoops

break to see us crush some more egos. And we will see who scoops the

egos. And we will see who scoops the outstanding

egos. And we will see who scoops the outstanding Male,

egos. And we will see who scoops the outstanding Male, the

egos. And we will see who scoops the outstanding Male, the entertainment

outstanding Male, the entertainment performance

outstanding Male, the entertainment performance and

outstanding Male, the entertainment performance and a

outstanding Male, the entertainment performance and a very

outstanding Male, the entertainment performance and a very special

performance and a very special message

performance and a very special message now

performance and a very special message now from

performance and a very special message now from an

performance and a very special message now from an absolute

performance and a very special message now from an absolute legend.

Everyone's

Everyone's life

Everyone's life will

Everyone's life will be

Everyone's life will be touched

Everyone's life will be touched by

Everyone's life will be touched by cancer

Everyone's life will be touched by cancer at

Everyone's life will be touched by cancer at some

Everyone's life will be touched by cancer at some point

Everyone's life will be touched by cancer at some point and

Everyone's life will be touched by cancer at some point and it

Everyone's life will be touched by cancer at some point and it is

cancer at some point and it is completely

cancer at some point and it is completely shit.

cancer at some point and it is completely shit. Take

cancer at some point and it is completely shit. Take me

cancer at some point and it is completely shit. Take me come

cancer at some point and it is completely shit. Take me come 18

completely shit. Take me come 18 months

completely shit. Take me come 18 months ago

completely shit. Take me come 18 months ago my

completely shit. Take me come 18 months ago my mother

completely shit. Take me come 18 months ago my mother was

completely shit. Take me come 18 months ago my mother was diagnosed

months ago my mother was diagnosed with

months ago my mother was diagnosed with a

months ago my mother was diagnosed with a form

months ago my mother was diagnosed with a form of

months ago my mother was diagnosed with a form of cancer

months ago my mother was diagnosed with a form of cancer that

months ago my mother was diagnosed with a form of cancer that 30

months ago my mother was diagnosed with a form of cancer that 30 years

with a form of cancer that 30 years ago

with a form of cancer that 30 years ago probably

with a form of cancer that 30 years ago probably would

with a form of cancer that 30 years ago probably would have

with a form of cancer that 30 years ago probably would have meant

with a form of cancer that 30 years ago probably would have meant game

ago probably would have meant game over

ago probably would have meant game over but

ago probably would have meant game over but because

ago probably would have meant game over but because of

ago probably would have meant game over but because of initiatives

ago probably would have meant game over but because of initiatives like

over but because of initiatives like Stand

over but because of initiatives like Stand Up

over but because of initiatives like Stand Up To

over but because of initiatives like Stand Up To Cancer

over but because of initiatives like Stand Up To Cancer she

over but because of initiatives like Stand Up To Cancer she now

over but because of initiatives like Stand Up To Cancer she now has

over but because of initiatives like Stand Up To Cancer she now has a

Stand Up To Cancer she now has a clean

Stand Up To Cancer she now has a clean bill

Stand Up To Cancer she now has a clean bill of

Stand Up To Cancer she now has a clean bill of health.

Stand Up To Cancer she now has a clean bill of health. It

Stand Up To Cancer she now has a clean bill of health. It is

Stand Up To Cancer she now has a clean bill of health. It is so

Stand Up To Cancer she now has a clean bill of health. It is so worth

clean bill of health. It is so worth donating

clean bill of health. It is so worth donating if

clean bill of health. It is so worth donating if you

clean bill of health. It is so worth donating if you can.

clean bill of health. It is so worth donating if you can. And

clean bill of health. It is so worth donating if you can. And if

clean bill of health. It is so worth donating if you can. And if you

clean bill of health. It is so worth donating if you can. And if you can,

donating if you can. And if you can, please

donating if you can. And if you can, please text...

donating if you can. And if you can, please text... Or

donating if you can. And if you can, please text... Or you

donating if you can. And if you can, please text... Or you can

donating if you can. And if you can, please text... Or you can donate

donating if you can. And if you can, please text... Or you can donate on

APPLAUSE please text... Or you can donate on

APPLAUSE Thanks,

APPLAUSE Thanks, thanks,

APPLAUSE Thanks, thanks, I'll

APPLAUSE Thanks, thanks, I'll bear

APPLAUSE Thanks, thanks, I'll bear that

APPLAUSE Thanks, thanks, I'll bear that in

Thanks, thanks, I'll bear that in mind.

Thanks, thanks, I'll bear that in mind. Well

Thanks, thanks, I'll bear that in mind. Well come

Thanks, thanks, I'll bear that in mind. Well come back

Thanks, thanks, I'll bear that in mind. Well come back to

Thanks, thanks, I'll bear that in mind. Well come back to the

Thanks, thanks, I'll bear that in mind. Well come back to the National

mind. Well come back to the National Comedy

mind. Well come back to the National Comedy Awards

mind. Well come back to the National Comedy Awards for

mind. Well come back to the National Comedy Awards for Stand

mind. Well come back to the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up

mind. Well come back to the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up To

Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer,

Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer, live

Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer, live on

Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer, live on Channel

Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer, live on Channel 4.

Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer, live on Channel 4. Yeah,

Cancer, live on Channel 4. Yeah, yeah,

Cancer, live on Channel 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cancer, live on Channel 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The

Cancer, live on Channel 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The show

Cancer, live on Channel 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The show is

Cancer, live on Channel 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The show is well

Cancer, live on Channel 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The show is well under

yeah, yeah. The show is well under way

yeah, yeah. The show is well under way and

yeah, yeah. The show is well under way and I

yeah, yeah. The show is well under way and I can

yeah, yeah. The show is well under way and I can see

yeah, yeah. The show is well under way and I can see that

yeah, yeah. The show is well under way and I can see that for

yeah, yeah. The show is well under way and I can see that for most

way and I can see that for most people

way and I can see that for most people the

way and I can see that for most people the drugs

way and I can see that for most people the drugs are

way and I can see that for most people the drugs are really

way and I can see that for most people the drugs are really starting

people the drugs are really starting to

people the drugs are really starting to kick

people the drugs are really starting to kick in,

people the drugs are really starting to kick in, for

people the drugs are really starting to kick in, for the

people the drugs are really starting to kick in, for the cast

people the drugs are really starting to kick in, for the cast of

people the drugs are really starting to kick in, for the cast of Derry

to kick in, for the cast of Derry Girls,

to kick in, for the cast of Derry Girls, it

to kick in, for the cast of Derry Girls, it is

to kick in, for the cast of Derry Girls, it is meow

to kick in, for the cast of Derry Girls, it is meow meow,

to kick in, for the cast of Derry Girls, it is meow meow, and

to kick in, for the cast of Derry Girls, it is meow meow, and for

to kick in, for the cast of Derry Girls, it is meow meow, and for the

Girls, it is meow meow, and for the cast

Girls, it is meow meow, and for the cast of

Girls, it is meow meow, and for the cast of QI,

Girls, it is meow meow, and for the cast of QI, it

Girls, it is meow meow, and for the cast of QI, it is

Girls, it is meow meow, and for the cast of QI, it is pills

Girls, it is meow meow, and for the cast of QI, it is pills for

Girls, it is meow meow, and for the cast of QI, it is pills for angina.

cast of QI, it is pills for angina. Our

cast of QI, it is pills for angina. Our next

cast of QI, it is pills for angina. Our next award

cast of QI, it is pills for angina. Our next award is

cast of QI, it is pills for angina. Our next award is for

cast of QI, it is pills for angina. Our next award is for best

cast of QI, it is pills for angina. Our next award is for best comedy

Our next award is for best comedy pod

Our next award is for best comedy pod cast.

Our next award is for best comedy pod cast. Oh,

Our next award is for best comedy pod cast. Oh, I

Our next award is for best comedy pod cast. Oh, I love

Our next award is for best comedy pod cast. Oh, I love a

Our next award is for best comedy pod cast. Oh, I love a pod

Our next award is for best comedy pod cast. Oh, I love a pod cast,

pod cast. Oh, I love a pod cast, it's

pod cast. Oh, I love a pod cast, it's just

pod cast. Oh, I love a pod cast, it's just like

pod cast. Oh, I love a pod cast, it's just like the

pod cast. Oh, I love a pod cast, it's just like the radio.

pod cast. Oh, I love a pod cast, it's just like the radio. To

pod cast. Oh, I love a pod cast, it's just like the radio. To present

it's just like the radio. To present it,

it's just like the radio. To present it, for

it's just like the radio. To present it, for the

it's just like the radio. To present it, for the love

it's just like the radio. To present it, for the love of

it's just like the radio. To present it, for the love of God,

it's just like the radio. To present it, for the love of God, it

it's just like the radio. To present it, for the love of God, it is

it's just like the radio. To present it, for the love of God, it is Judi

it, for the love of God, it is Judi Love

it, for the love of God, it is Judi Love and

it, for the love of God, it is Judi Love and Rosie

it, for the love of God, it is Judi Love and Rosie Jones!

it, for the love of God, it is Judi Love and Rosie Jones! CHEERING

it, for the love of God, it is Judi Love and Rosie Jones! CHEERING AND

Love and Rosie Jones! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes!

Yes! Honestly,

Yes! Honestly, you

Yes! Honestly, you are

Yes! Honestly, you are so

Yes! Honestly, you are so naughty,

Yes! Honestly, you are so naughty, rosy.

Yes! Honestly, you are so naughty, rosy. Listen,

Yes! Honestly, you are so naughty, rosy. Listen, it

Yes! Honestly, you are so naughty, rosy. Listen, it is

Yes! Honestly, you are so naughty, rosy. Listen, it is lovely

Yes! Honestly, you are so naughty, rosy. Listen, it is lovely being

Yes! Honestly, you are so naughty, rosy. Listen, it is lovely being out

rosy. Listen, it is lovely being out here

rosy. Listen, it is lovely being out here with

rosy. Listen, it is lovely being out here with you,

rosy. Listen, it is lovely being out here with you, it

rosy. Listen, it is lovely being out here with you, it is

rosy. Listen, it is lovely being out here with you, it is great,

rosy. Listen, it is lovely being out here with you, it is great, I

rosy. Listen, it is lovely being out here with you, it is great, I feel

here with you, it is great, I feel like

here with you, it is great, I feel like somebody

here with you, it is great, I feel like somebody definitely

here with you, it is great, I feel like somebody definitely ticked

here with you, it is great, I feel like somebody definitely ticked the

like somebody definitely ticked the diversity

like somebody definitely ticked the diversity box

like somebody definitely ticked the diversity box when

like somebody definitely ticked the diversity box when they

like somebody definitely ticked the diversity box when they picked

like somebody definitely ticked the diversity box when they picked us.

diversity box when they picked us. Yes!

diversity box when they picked us. Yes! We

diversity box when they picked us. Yes! We are

diversity box when they picked us. Yes! We are the

diversity box when they picked us. Yes! We are the only

diversity box when they picked us. Yes! We are the only two

diversity box when they picked us. Yes! We are the only two comedians

Yes! We are the only two comedians that

Yes! We are the only two comedians that don't

Yes! We are the only two comedians that don't have

Yes! We are the only two comedians that don't have a

Yes! We are the only two comedians that don't have a pod

Yes! We are the only two comedians that don't have a pod cast.

Yes! We are the only two comedians that don't have a pod cast. Yes.

Yes! We are the only two comedians that don't have a pod cast. Yes. I

that don't have a pod cast. Yes. I was

that don't have a pod cast. Yes. I was going

that don't have a pod cast. Yes. I was going to

that don't have a pod cast. Yes. I was going to do

that don't have a pod cast. Yes. I was going to do one.

that don't have a pod cast. Yes. I was going to do one. Year.

that don't have a pod cast. Yes. I was going to do one. Year. But

that don't have a pod cast. Yes. I was going to do one. Year. But I'm

was going to do one. Year. But I'm not

was going to do one. Year. But I'm not allowed,

was going to do one. Year. But I'm not allowed, because

was going to do one. Year. But I'm not allowed, because it

was going to do one. Year. But I'm not allowed, because it would

was going to do one. Year. But I'm not allowed, because it would take

not allowed, because it would take to

not allowed, because it would take to fucking

not allowed, because it would take to fucking long.

not allowed, because it would take to fucking long. Also,

not allowed, because it would take to fucking long. Also, it

not allowed, because it would take to fucking long. Also, it would

not allowed, because it would take to fucking long. Also, it would be

to fucking long. Also, it would be stupid.

to fucking long. Also, it would be stupid. Just

to fucking long. Also, it would be stupid. Just like

to fucking long. Also, it would be stupid. Just like we

to fucking long. Also, it would be stupid. Just like we like

to fucking long. Also, it would be stupid. Just like we like it.

to fucking long. Also, it would be stupid. Just like we like it. The

stupid. Just like we like it. The nominees

stupid. Just like we like it. The nominees for

stupid. Just like we like it. The nominees for Best

stupid. Just like we like it. The nominees for Best Comedy

stupid. Just like we like it. The nominees for Best Comedy Podcast

nominees for Best Comedy Podcast are...

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE Right,

APPLAUSE Right, and

APPLAUSE Right, and the

APPLAUSE Right, and the winner

APPLAUSE Right, and the winner of

APPLAUSE Right, and the winner of Best

APPLAUSE Right, and the winner of Best Comedy

Right, and the winner of Best Comedy Podcast

Right, and the winner of Best Comedy Podcast is...

Right, and the winner of Best Comedy Podcast is... Oh,

Right, and the winner of Best Comedy Podcast is... Oh, Shagged

Right, and the winner of Best Comedy Podcast is... Oh, Shagged Married

Podcast is... Oh, Shagged Married Annoyed.

Podcast is... Oh, Shagged Married Annoyed. Yes!

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE Thank

APPLAUSE Thank you!

APPLAUSE Thank you! Rosie!

APPLAUSE Thank you! Rosie! How

APPLAUSE Thank you! Rosie! How are

APPLAUSE Thank you! Rosie! How are you

APPLAUSE Thank you! Rosie! How are you doing?

Thank you! Rosie! How are you doing? I'll

Thank you! Rosie! How are you doing? I'll be

Thank you! Rosie! How are you doing? I'll be all

Thank you! Rosie! How are you doing? I'll be all right,

Thank you! Rosie! How are you doing? I'll be all right, I'll

Thank you! Rosie! How are you doing? I'll be all right, I'll be

Thank you! Rosie! How are you doing? I'll be all right, I'll be all

I'll be all right, I'll be all right.

I'll be all right, I'll be all right. Speech!

I'll be all right, I'll be all right. Speech! Thank

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nominees. Does he ever fucking shut up?

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this are so big love to the grandparents. Thank you so much.

grandparents. Thank you so much. Head

grandparents. Thank you so much. Head off

grandparents. Thank you so much. Head off that

grandparents. Thank you so much. Head off that way,

grandparents. Thank you so much. Head off that way, head

grandparents. Thank you so much. Head off that way, head of

grandparents. Thank you so much. Head off that way, head of that

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Head off that way, head of that way! Very nice! Congratulations to

Head off that way, head of that way! Very nice! Congratulations to Chris

Very nice! Congratulations to Chris and

Very nice! Congratulations to Chris and Rosie

Very nice! Congratulations to Chris and Rosie Ramsey.

Very nice! Congratulations to Chris and Rosie Ramsey. To

Very nice! Congratulations to Chris and Rosie Ramsey. To present

Very nice! Congratulations to Chris and Rosie Ramsey. To present the

and Rosie Ramsey. To present the award

and Rosie Ramsey. To present the award for

and Rosie Ramsey. To present the award for Outstanding

and Rosie Ramsey. To present the award for Outstanding Male

and Rosie Ramsey. To present the award for Outstanding Male Comedy

award for Outstanding Male Comedy Entertainment

award for Outstanding Male Comedy Entertainment Performance,

award for Outstanding Male Comedy Entertainment Performance, which

award for Outstanding Male Comedy Entertainment Performance, which is

Entertainment Performance, which is quite

Entertainment Performance, which is quite a

Entertainment Performance, which is quite a mouthful,

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Entertainment Performance, which is quite a mouthful, isn't it, one

Entertainment Performance, which is quite a mouthful, isn't it, one of

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quite a mouthful, isn't it, one of the stars of Ghosts,

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quite a mouthful, isn't it, one of the stars of Ghosts, and a

quite a mouthful, isn't it, one of the stars of Ghosts, and a man

the stars of Ghosts, and a man people

the stars of Ghosts, and a man people call

the stars of Ghosts, and a man people call the

the stars of Ghosts, and a man people call the goat

the stars of Ghosts, and a man people call the goat because

the stars of Ghosts, and a man people call the goat because he

the stars of Ghosts, and a man people call the goat because he is

people call the goat because he is small

people call the goat because he is small and

people call the goat because he is small and horny.

people call the goat because he is small and horny. It

people call the goat because he is small and horny. It is

people call the goat because he is small and horny. It is Lolly

people call the goat because he is small and horny. It is Lolly Adefope

small and horny. It is Lolly Adefope and

small and horny. It is Lolly Adefope and Bill

small and horny. It is Lolly Adefope and Bill Bailey!

small and horny. It is Lolly Adefope and Bill Bailey! CHEERING

small and horny. It is Lolly Adefope and Bill Bailey! CHEERING AND

and Bill Bailey! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING

CHEERING No.

CHEERING No. Yeah.

CHEERING No. Yeah. Yeah.

CHEERING No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

CHEERING No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You

CHEERING No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know

No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what

No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what I

No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what I mean?

No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Yeah,

No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Yeah, just

No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Yeah, just say

No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Yeah, just say no.

No. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Yeah, just say no. Just

what I mean? Yeah, just say no. Just say

what I mean? Yeah, just say no. Just say no.

what I mean? Yeah, just say no. Just say no. OK.

what I mean? Yeah, just say no. Just say no. OK. Right.

what I mean? Yeah, just say no. Just say no. OK. Right. Before

what I mean? Yeah, just say no. Just say no. OK. Right. Before we

what I mean? Yeah, just say no. Just say no. OK. Right. Before we start,

say no. OK. Right. Before we start, a

say no. OK. Right. Before we start, a big

say no. OK. Right. Before we start, a big round

say no. OK. Right. Before we start, a big round of

say no. OK. Right. Before we start, a big round of applause

say no. OK. Right. Before we start, a big round of applause for

say no. OK. Right. Before we start, a big round of applause for my

a big round of applause for my co-host,

a big round of applause for my co-host, who

a big round of applause for my co-host, who is

a big round of applause for my co-host, who is a

a big round of applause for my co-host, who is a double

a big round of applause for my co-host, who is a double nominee

co-host, who is a double nominee tonight!

co-host, who is a double nominee tonight! CHEERING

co-host, who is a double nominee tonight! CHEERING AND

co-host, who is a double nominee tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She

tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She is

tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She is up

tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She is up for

tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She is up for not

tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She is up for not one,

tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She is up for not one, but

tonight! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She is up for not one, but two

She is up for not one, but two awards.

She is up for not one, but two awards. Thank

She is up for not one, but two awards. Thank you

She is up for not one, but two awards. Thank you so

She is up for not one, but two awards. Thank you so much

She is up for not one, but two awards. Thank you so much and

She is up for not one, but two awards. Thank you so much and how

awards. Thank you so much and how many

awards. Thank you so much and how many awards

awards. Thank you so much and how many awards are

awards. Thank you so much and how many awards are you

awards. Thank you so much and how many awards are you up

awards. Thank you so much and how many awards are you up for,

awards. Thank you so much and how many awards are you up for, Bill?

many awards are you up for, Bill? Um...

many awards are you up for, Bill? Um... None.

many awards are you up for, Bill? Um... None. Interesting.

many awards are you up for, Bill? Um... None. Interesting. Zero.

many awards are you up for, Bill? Um... None. Interesting. Zero. But

Um... None. Interesting. Zero. But you

Um... None. Interesting. Zero. But you know,

Um... None. Interesting. Zero. But you know, I'm

Um... None. Interesting. Zero. But you know, I'm fine,

Um... None. Interesting. Zero. But you know, I'm fine, I

Um... None. Interesting. Zero. But you know, I'm fine, I am

Um... None. Interesting. Zero. But you know, I'm fine, I am not

Um... None. Interesting. Zero. But you know, I'm fine, I am not into

you know, I'm fine, I am not into awards.

you know, I'm fine, I am not into awards. Trophies,

you know, I'm fine, I am not into awards. Trophies, I

you know, I'm fine, I am not into awards. Trophies, I find

you know, I'm fine, I am not into awards. Trophies, I find the

you know, I'm fine, I am not into awards. Trophies, I find the whole

awards. Trophies, I find the whole thing

awards. Trophies, I find the whole thing of

awards. Trophies, I find the whole thing of unwarranted

awards. Trophies, I find the whole thing of unwarranted adulation

awards. Trophies, I find the whole thing of unwarranted adulation of

awards. Trophies, I find the whole thing of unwarranted adulation of it

thing of unwarranted adulation of it unseemly.

thing of unwarranted adulation of it unseemly. Yeah...

thing of unwarranted adulation of it unseemly. Yeah... Matt

thing of unwarranted adulation of it unseemly. Yeah... Matt Kirby

thing of unwarranted adulation of it unseemly. Yeah... Matt Kirby the

unseemly. Yeah... Matt Kirby the whole

unseemly. Yeah... Matt Kirby the whole concept

unseemly. Yeah... Matt Kirby the whole concept of

unseemly. Yeah... Matt Kirby the whole concept of awards

unseemly. Yeah... Matt Kirby the whole concept of awards and

unseemly. Yeah... Matt Kirby the whole concept of awards and prizes

whole concept of awards and prizes is

whole concept of awards and prizes is an

whole concept of awards and prizes is an artificial

whole concept of awards and prizes is an artificial meritocracy

whole concept of awards and prizes is an artificial meritocracy imposed

is an artificial meritocracy imposed on

is an artificial meritocracy imposed on us

is an artificial meritocracy imposed on us by

is an artificial meritocracy imposed on us by the

is an artificial meritocracy imposed on us by the cultural

is an artificial meritocracy imposed on us by the cultural hegemony

is an artificial meritocracy imposed on us by the cultural hegemony which

on us by the cultural hegemony which I

on us by the cultural hegemony which I refuse

on us by the cultural hegemony which I refuse to

on us by the cultural hegemony which I refuse to take

on us by the cultural hegemony which I refuse to take part

on us by the cultural hegemony which I refuse to take part in

on us by the cultural hegemony which I refuse to take part in due

on us by the cultural hegemony which I refuse to take part in due to

on us by the cultural hegemony which I refuse to take part in due to its

I refuse to take part in due to its inherent

I refuse to take part in due to its inherent meaninglessness.

I refuse to take part in due to its inherent meaninglessness. Thank

I refuse to take part in due to its inherent meaninglessness. Thank you.

inherent meaninglessness. Thank you. I

inherent meaninglessness. Thank you. I noticed

inherent meaninglessness. Thank you. I noticed your

inherent meaninglessness. Thank you. I noticed your arms

inherent meaninglessness. Thank you. I noticed your arms are

inherent meaninglessness. Thank you. I noticed your arms are behind

inherent meaninglessness. Thank you. I noticed your arms are behind your

I noticed your arms are behind your back,

I noticed your arms are behind your back, I

I noticed your arms are behind your back, I wondered

I noticed your arms are behind your back, I wondered if

I noticed your arms are behind your back, I wondered if there

I noticed your arms are behind your back, I wondered if there was

back, I wondered if there was something

back, I wondered if there was something going

back, I wondered if there was something going on.

back, I wondered if there was something going on. Yes,

back, I wondered if there was something going on. Yes, it

back, I wondered if there was something going on. Yes, it is

back, I wondered if there was something going on. Yes, it is my

something going on. Yes, it is my strictly

something going on. Yes, it is my strictly trophy.

something going on. Yes, it is my strictly trophy. CHEERING

something going on. Yes, it is my strictly trophy. CHEERING AND

strictly trophy. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE I

APPLAUSE I carry

APPLAUSE I carry it

APPLAUSE I carry it with

APPLAUSE I carry it with me

APPLAUSE I carry it with me everywhere.

APPLAUSE I carry it with me everywhere. Yeah.

I carry it with me everywhere. Yeah. It

I carry it with me everywhere. Yeah. It is

I carry it with me everywhere. Yeah. It is not

I carry it with me everywhere. Yeah. It is not for

I carry it with me everywhere. Yeah. It is not for validation.

I carry it with me everywhere. Yeah. It is not for validation. It's

I carry it with me everywhere. Yeah. It is not for validation. It's got

It is not for validation. It's got my

It is not for validation. It's got my house

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It is not for validation. It's got It is my house keys on it.

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It is not for validation. It's got my house keys on it. It is a key

my house keys on it. It is a key ring.

my house keys on it. It is a key It ring.

my house keys on it. It is a key It is ring.

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my house keys on it. It is a key ring. It is a key ring,

my house keys on it. It is a key ring. It is a key ring, yeah.

ring. It is a key ring, yeah. LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER Do

LAUGHTER Do you

LAUGHTER Do you want

LAUGHTER Do you want to

LAUGHTER Do you want to have

LAUGHTER Do you want to have a

LAUGHTER Do you want to have a selfie

LAUGHTER Do you want to have a selfie with

Do you want to have a selfie with it?

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Do you want to have a selfie with it? I'm OK.

Do you want to have a selfie with it? I'm OK. The

Do you want to have a selfie with it? I'm OK. The suit

Do you want to have a selfie with it? I'm OK. The suit yourself.

it? I'm OK. The suit yourself. Well...

it? I'm OK. The suit yourself. Well... LAUGHTER

Well... LAUGHTER Taking

Well... LAUGHTER Taking over

Well... LAUGHTER Taking over the

Well... LAUGHTER Taking over the entire

Well... LAUGHTER Taking over the entire podium.

Well... LAUGHTER Taking over the entire podium. Yeah!

Taking over the entire podium. Yeah! Yes.

Taking over the entire podium. Yeah! Yes. The

Taking over the entire podium. Yeah! Yes. The nominees

Taking over the entire podium. Yeah! Yes. The nominees for

Taking over the entire podium. Yeah! Yes. The nominees for outstanding

Yes. The nominees for outstanding male

Yes. The nominees for outstanding male comedy

Yes. The nominees for outstanding male comedy performance

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we both doing it?, no, you do it. You

we both doing it?, no, you do it. You never

we both doing it?, no, you do it. You never played

we both doing it?, no, you do it. You never played games

we both doing it?, no, you do it. You never played games in

we both doing it?, no, you do it. You never played games in the

we both doing it?, no, you do it. You never played games in the bath?

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You never played games in the bath? Yeah, I

You never played games in the bath? Yeah, I did.

You never played games in the bath? Yeah, I did. What

You never played games in the bath? Yeah, I did. What kind?

You never played games in the bath? You Yeah, I did. What kind?

You never played games in the bath? Yeah, I did. What kind? You know.

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Cologne biter, friend of David Walliams.

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Cologne biter, friend of David Walliams. I wouldn't do that if I

Walliams. I wouldn't do that if I were

Walliams. I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Walliams. I wouldn't do that if I were you. I

Walliams. I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't

Walliams. I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't open

Walliams. I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't open it

Walliams. I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't open it just

were you. I wouldn't open it just yet.

were you. I wouldn't open it just yet. I'm

were you. I wouldn't open it just yet. I'm just

were you. I wouldn't open it just yet. I'm just saying,

were you. I wouldn't open it just yet. I'm just saying, wouldn't

were you. I wouldn't open it just yet. I'm just saying, wouldn't open

yet. I'm just saying, wouldn't open it

yet. I'm just saying, wouldn't open it yet.

yet. I'm just saying, wouldn't open it yet. I

yet. I'm just saying, wouldn't open it yet. I should

yet. I'm just saying, wouldn't open it yet. I should open

yet. I'm just saying, wouldn't open it yet. I should open this

yet. I'm just saying, wouldn't open it yet. I should open this because

it yet. I should open this because this

it yet. I should open this because this thing

it yet. I should open this because this thing is

it yet. I should open this because this thing is happening

it yet. I should open this because this thing is happening now

it yet. I should open this because this thing is happening now --

it yet. I should open this because this thing is happening now -- are

this thing is happening now -- are counting

this thing is happening now -- are counting down

this thing is happening now -- are counting down and

this thing is happening now -- are counting down and you

this thing is happening now -- are counting down and you have

this thing is happening now -- are counting down and you have just

this thing is happening now -- are counting down and you have just said

counting down and you have just said you

counting down and you have just said you wouldn't

counting down and you have just said you wouldn't if

counting down and you have just said you wouldn't if I

counting down and you have just said you wouldn't if I were

counting down and you have just said you wouldn't if I were you

counting down and you have just said you wouldn't if I were you but

counting down and you have just said you wouldn't if I were you but that

you wouldn't if I were you but that is

you wouldn't if I were you but that is the

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you wouldn't if I were you but that is the kind of

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you wouldn't if I were you but that is the kind of thing, it

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is the kind of thing, it will get it emit

is the kind of thing, it will get it emit ideal

is the kind of thing, it will get it emit ideal go,

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emit ideal go, why did you open it? So I'm

emit ideal go, why did you open it? So I'm not

emit ideal go, why did you open it? So I'm not later

emit ideal go, why did you open it? So I'm not later than

emit ideal go, why did you open it? So I'm not later than this

emit ideal go, why did you open it? So I'm not later than this yet.

emit ideal go, why did you open it? So I'm not later than this yet. You

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So I'm not later than this yet. You can look

So I'm not later than this yet. You can look at

So I'm not later than this yet. You can look at that

So I'm not later than this yet. You can look at that whenever

So I'm not later than this yet. You can look at that whenever you

So I'm not later than this yet. You can look at that whenever you want

can look at that whenever you want but

can look at that whenever you want but I

can look at that whenever you want but I wouldn't

can look at that whenever you want but I wouldn't if

can look at that whenever you want but I wouldn't if I

can look at that whenever you want but I wouldn't if I were

can look at that whenever you want but I wouldn't if I were you.

can look at that whenever you want but I wouldn't if I were you. Why?

can look at that whenever you want but I wouldn't if I were you. Why? I

but I wouldn't if I were you. Why? I know

but I wouldn't if I were you. Why? I know what's

but I wouldn't if I were you. Why? I know what's in

but I wouldn't if I were you. Why? I know what's in it.

but I wouldn't if I were you. Why? I know what's in it. The

but I wouldn't if I were you. Why? I know what's in it. The next

but I wouldn't if I were you. Why? I know what's in it. The next one

but I wouldn't if I were you. Why? I know what's in it. The next one to

know what's in it. The next one to be

know what's in it. The next one to be sent

know what's in it. The next one to be sent off

know what's in it. The next one to be sent off was

know what's in it. The next one to be sent off was Rob...

know what's in it. The next one to be sent off was Rob... What

know what's in it. The next one to be sent off was Rob... What does

know what's in it. The next one to be sent off was Rob... What does he

be sent off was Rob... What does he do

be sent off was Rob... What does he do for

be sent off was Rob... What does he do for a

be sent off was Rob... What does he do for a living?

be sent off was Rob... What does he do for a living? He

be sent off was Rob... What does he do for a living? He is

be sent off was Rob... What does he do for a living? He is actually

be sent off was Rob... What does he do for a living? He is actually a

do for a living? He is actually a butcher.

do for a living? He is actually a butcher. A

do for a living? He is actually a butcher. A butcher?

do for a living? He is actually a butcher. A butcher? Is

do for a living? He is actually a butcher. A butcher? Is your

do for a living? He is actually a butcher. A butcher? Is your butcher?

butcher. A butcher? Is your butcher? No,

butcher. A butcher? Is your butcher? No, I'm

butcher. A butcher? Is your butcher? No, I'm a

butcher. A butcher? Is your butcher? No, I'm a vegan.

butcher. A butcher? Is your butcher? No, I'm a vegan. How

butcher. A butcher? Is your butcher? No, I'm a vegan. How do

butcher. A butcher? Is your butcher? No, I'm a vegan. How do you

butcher. A butcher? Is your butcher? No, I'm a vegan. How do you know

No, I'm a vegan. How do you know him?

No, I'm a vegan. How do you know him? He

No, I'm a vegan. How do you know him? He is

No, I'm a vegan. How do you know him? He is next

No, I'm a vegan. How do you know him? He is next door

No, I'm a vegan. How do you know him? He is next door to

No, I'm a vegan. How do you know him? He is next door to the

No, I'm a vegan. How do you know him? He is next door to the veg

him? He is next door to the veg shop.

him? He is next door to the veg shop. So

him? He is next door to the veg shop. So you

him? He is next door to the veg shop. So you naturally

him? He is next door to the veg shop. So you naturally have

him? He is next door to the veg shop. So you naturally have got

him? He is next door to the veg shop. So you naturally have got to

shop. So you naturally have got to know

shop. So you naturally have got to know the

shop. So you naturally have got to know the shopkeeper

shop. So you naturally have got to know the shopkeeper to

shop. So you naturally have got to know the shopkeeper to the

shop. So you naturally have got to know the shopkeeper to the shop

shop. So you naturally have got to know the shopkeeper to the shop next

know the shopkeeper to the shop next door

know the shopkeeper to the shop next door to

know the shopkeeper to the shop next door to where

know the shopkeeper to the shop next door to where you

know the shopkeeper to the shop next door to where you buy

know the shopkeeper to the shop next door to where you buy a

know the shopkeeper to the shop next door to where you buy a vegetable.

know the shopkeeper to the shop next door to where you buy a vegetable. I

door to where you buy a vegetable. I will

door to where you buy a vegetable. I will always

door to where you buy a vegetable. I will always give

door to where you buy a vegetable. I will always give him

door to where you buy a vegetable. I will always give him a,

door to where you buy a vegetable. I will always give him a, "That's

will always give him a, "That's cruel!"

will always give him a, "That's cruel!" Something

will always give him a, "That's cruel!" Something beginning

will always give him a, "That's cruel!" Something beginning with

will always give him a, "That's cruel!" Something beginning with L

cruel!" Something beginning with L that

cruel!" Something beginning with L that looks

cruel!" Something beginning with L that looks like

cruel!" Something beginning with L that looks like a

cruel!" Something beginning with L that looks like a frog?

J,

J, J,

J, J, J.

J, J, J. APPLAUSE

J, J, J. APPLAUSE OK,

J, J, J. APPLAUSE OK, and

J, J, J. APPLAUSE OK, and the

J, J, J. APPLAUSE OK, and the winner

J, J, J. APPLAUSE OK, and the winner of

J, J, J. APPLAUSE OK, and the winner of Outstanding

OK, and the winner of Outstanding Male

OK, and the winner of Outstanding Male Comedy

OK, and the winner of Outstanding Male Comedy Entertainment

Male Comedy Entertainment Performance

Male Comedy Entertainment Performance is...

Male Comedy Entertainment Performance is... Lee

Male Comedy Entertainment Performance is... Lee Mack!

Male Comedy Entertainment Performance is... Lee Mack! CHEERING

Performance is... Lee Mack! CHEERING AND

Performance is... Lee Mack! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

AND APPLAUSE Now,

AND APPLAUSE Now, apparently

AND APPLAUSE Now, apparently he

AND APPLAUSE Now, apparently he is

AND APPLAUSE Now, apparently he is not

AND APPLAUSE Now, apparently he is not here

AND APPLAUSE Now, apparently he is not here to

Now, apparently he is not here to accept

Now, apparently he is not here to accept the

Now, apparently he is not here to accept the award

Now, apparently he is not here to accept the award but

Now, apparently he is not here to accept the award but we

Now, apparently he is not here to accept the award but we have

Now, apparently he is not here to accept the award but we have a

accept the award but we have a message

accept the award but we have a message from

accept the award but we have a message from him

accept the award but we have a message from him so

accept the award but we have a message from him so let's

accept the award but we have a message from him so let's hear

accept the award but we have a message from him so let's hear from

message from him so let's hear from him.

message from him so let's hear from him. Thank

message from him so let's hear from him. Thank you

message from him so let's hear from him. Thank you to

message from him so let's hear from him. Thank you to the

message from him so let's hear from him. Thank you to the National

him. Thank you to the National Comedy

him. Thank you to the National Comedy Awards

him. Thank you to the National Comedy Awards and

him. Thank you to the National Comedy Awards and Stand

him. Thank you to the National Comedy Awards and Stand Up

him. Thank you to the National Comedy Awards and Stand Up To

Comedy Awards and Stand Up To Cancer,

Comedy Awards and Stand Up To Cancer, they

Comedy Awards and Stand Up To Cancer, they have

Comedy Awards and Stand Up To Cancer, they have told

Comedy Awards and Stand Up To Cancer, they have told me

Comedy Awards and Stand Up To Cancer, they have told me to

Comedy Awards and Stand Up To Cancer, they have told me to do

Comedy Awards and Stand Up To Cancer, they have told me to do a

Cancer, they have told me to do a speech

Cancer, they have told me to do a speech and

Cancer, they have told me to do a speech and I

Cancer, they have told me to do a speech and I will

Cancer, they have told me to do a speech and I will be

Cancer, they have told me to do a speech and I will be quick,

Cancer, they have told me to do a speech and I will be quick, I

Cancer, they have told me to do a speech and I will be quick, I would

speech and I will be quick, I would like

speech and I will be quick, I would like to

speech and I will be quick, I would like to thank

speech and I will be quick, I would like to thank all

speech and I will be quick, I would like to thank all the

speech and I will be quick, I would like to thank all the other

speech and I will be quick, I would like to thank all the other people

like to thank all the other people including

like to thank all the other people including the

like to thank all the other people including the other

like to thank all the other people including the other nominees,

like to thank all the other people including the other nominees, I'm

like to thank all the other people including the other nominees, I'm a

including the other nominees, I'm a big

including the other nominees, I'm a big fan

including the other nominees, I'm a big fan of

including the other nominees, I'm a big fan of all

including the other nominees, I'm a big fan of all of

including the other nominees, I'm a big fan of all of them

including the other nominees, I'm a big fan of all of them but

including the other nominees, I'm a big fan of all of them but I've

including the other nominees, I'm a big fan of all of them but I've got

big fan of all of them but I've got a

big fan of all of them but I've got a terrible

big fan of all of them but I've got a terrible memory,

big fan of all of them but I've got a terrible memory, that

big fan of all of them but I've got a terrible memory, that all

big fan of all of them but I've got a terrible memory, that all one

big fan of all of them but I've got a terrible memory, that all one who

a terrible memory, that all one who does

a terrible memory, that all one who does that

a terrible memory, that all one who does that show

a terrible memory, that all one who does that show where

a terrible memory, that all one who does that show where you

a terrible memory, that all one who does that show where you have

a terrible memory, that all one who does that show where you have to

does that show where you have to throw

does that show where you have to throw things

does that show where you have to throw things in

does that show where you have to throw things in buckets

does that show where you have to throw things in buckets and

does that show where you have to throw things in buckets and if

does that show where you have to throw things in buckets and if you

throw things in buckets and if you Miss

throw things in buckets and if you Miss you

throw things in buckets and if you Miss you go

throw things in buckets and if you Miss you go back

throw things in buckets and if you Miss you go back to

throw things in buckets and if you Miss you go back to the

throw things in buckets and if you Miss you go back to the studio

throw things in buckets and if you Miss you go back to the studio and

Miss you go back to the studio and he

Miss you go back to the studio and he starts

Miss you go back to the studio and he starts calling

Miss you go back to the studio and he starts calling you

Miss you go back to the studio and he starts calling you a

Miss you go back to the studio and he starts calling you a decade

Miss you go back to the studio and he starts calling you a decade and

Miss you go back to the studio and he starts calling you a decade and a

he starts calling you a decade and a bloke

he starts calling you a decade and a bloke that

he starts calling you a decade and a bloke that sits

he starts calling you a decade and a bloke that sits next

he starts calling you a decade and a bloke that sits next to

he starts calling you a decade and a bloke that sits next to him,

he starts calling you a decade and a bloke that sits next to him, the

bloke that sits next to him, the sidekick

bloke that sits next to him, the sidekick who

bloke that sits next to him, the sidekick who is

bloke that sits next to him, the sidekick who is not

bloke that sits next to him, the sidekick who is not really

bloke that sits next to him, the sidekick who is not really the

sidekick who is not really the sidekick,

sidekick who is not really the sidekick, it

sidekick who is not really the sidekick, it is

sidekick who is not really the sidekick, it is his

sidekick who is not really the sidekick, it is his idea

sidekick who is not really the sidekick, it is his idea so

sidekick who is not really the sidekick, it is his idea so he

sidekick who is not really the sidekick, it is his idea so he is

sidekick who is not really the sidekick, it is his idea so he is a

sidekick, it is his idea so he is a clever

sidekick, it is his idea so he is a clever one,

sidekick, it is his idea so he is a clever one, then

sidekick, it is his idea so he is a clever one, then you

sidekick, it is his idea so he is a clever one, then you have

sidekick, it is his idea so he is a clever one, then you have got

sidekick, it is his idea so he is a clever one, then you have got the

clever one, then you have got the eyebrows,

clever one, then you have got the eyebrows, they

clever one, then you have got the eyebrows, they would

clever one, then you have got the eyebrows, they would like

clever one, then you have got the eyebrows, they would like a

clever one, then you have got the eyebrows, they would like a dog,

eyebrows, they would like a dog, then

eyebrows, they would like a dog, then you

eyebrows, they would like a dog, then you have

eyebrows, they would like a dog, then you have got

eyebrows, they would like a dog, then you have got the

eyebrows, they would like a dog, then you have got the one

eyebrows, they would like a dog, then you have got the one who

then you have got the one who shredded

then you have got the one who shredded David

then you have got the one who shredded David Beckham's

then you have got the one who shredded David Beckham's pants

then you have got the one who shredded David Beckham's pants or

shredded David Beckham's pants or something.

shredded David Beckham's pants or something. I

shredded David Beckham's pants or something. I would

shredded David Beckham's pants or something. I would also

shredded David Beckham's pants or something. I would also like

shredded David Beckham's pants or something. I would also like to

something. I would also like to thank

something. I would also like to thank the

something. I would also like to thank the host

something. I would also like to thank the host Tom

something. I would also like to thank the host Tom Allen,

something. I would also like to thank the host Tom Allen, I

something. I would also like to thank the host Tom Allen, I remember

thank the host Tom Allen, I remember his

thank the host Tom Allen, I remember his name,

thank the host Tom Allen, I remember his name, thank

thank the host Tom Allen, I remember his name, thank you

thank the host Tom Allen, I remember his name, thank you and

thank the host Tom Allen, I remember his name, thank you and you

thank the host Tom Allen, I remember his name, thank you and you have

his name, thank you and you have proven

his name, thank you and you have proven you

his name, thank you and you have proven you can

his name, thank you and you have proven you can have

his name, thank you and you have proven you can have sexual

proven you can have sexual allegations

proven you can have sexual allegations and

proven you can have sexual allegations and still

proven you can have sexual allegations and still have

proven you can have sexual allegations and still have a

proven you can have sexual allegations and still have a career.

allegations and still have a career. That

allegations and still have a career. That was

allegations and still have a career. That was Woody

allegations and still have a career. That was Woody Allen,

allegations and still have a career. That was Woody Allen, sorry!

allegations and still have a career. That was Woody Allen, sorry! I

allegations and still have a career. That was Woody Allen, sorry! I would

That was Woody Allen, sorry! I would also

That was Woody Allen, sorry! I would also like

That was Woody Allen, sorry! I would also like to

That was Woody Allen, sorry! I would also like to thank

That was Woody Allen, sorry! I would also like to thank everyone

That was Woody Allen, sorry! I would also like to thank everyone who

also like to thank everyone who makes

also like to thank everyone who makes Would

also like to thank everyone who makes Would I

also like to thank everyone who makes Would I Lie

also like to thank everyone who makes Would I Lie To

also like to thank everyone who makes Would I Lie To You?,

also like to thank everyone who makes Would I Lie To You?, people

makes Would I Lie To You?, people who

makes Would I Lie To You?, people who voted

makes Would I Lie To You?, people who voted for

makes Would I Lie To You?, people who voted for me,

makes Would I Lie To You?, people who voted for me, thank

makes Would I Lie To You?, people who voted for me, thank you,

makes Would I Lie To You?, people who voted for me, thank you, they

who voted for me, thank you, they often

who voted for me, thank you, they often come

who voted for me, thank you, they often come up

who voted for me, thank you, they often come up to

who voted for me, thank you, they often come up to be

who voted for me, thank you, they often come up to be in

who voted for me, thank you, they often come up to be in the

who voted for me, thank you, they often come up to be in the street

often come up to be in the street and

often come up to be in the street and they

often come up to be in the street and they say

often come up to be in the street and they say they

often come up to be in the street and they say they love

often come up to be in the street and they say they love the

often come up to be in the street and they say they love the show,

and they say they love the show, would

and they say they love the show, would you

and they say they love the show, would you like

and they say they love the show, would you like to

and they say they love the show, would you like to me?

and they say they love the show, would you like to me? And

and they say they love the show, would you like to me? And you

and they say they love the show, would you like to me? And you go,

would you like to me? And you go, you

would you like to me? And you go, you don't

would you like to me? And you go, you don't know

would you like to me? And you go, you don't know that

would you like to me? And you go, you don't know that I'm

would you like to me? And you go, you don't know that I'm a

would you like to me? And you go, you don't know that I'm a bit

would you like to me? And you go, you don't know that I'm a bit but

you don't know that I'm a bit but whatever.

you don't know that I'm a bit but whatever. I

you don't know that I'm a bit but whatever. I would

you don't know that I'm a bit but whatever. I would like

you don't know that I'm a bit but whatever. I would like to

you don't know that I'm a bit but whatever. I would like to thank

you don't know that I'm a bit but whatever. I would like to thank the

whatever. I would like to thank the other

whatever. I would like to thank the other people

whatever. I would like to thank the other people on

whatever. I would like to thank the other people on the

whatever. I would like to thank the other people on the show,

whatever. I would like to thank the other people on the show, their

other people on the show, their Welsh

other people on the show, their Welsh fella,

other people on the show, their Welsh fella, forget

other people on the show, their Welsh fella, forget his

other people on the show, their Welsh fella, forget his name,

other people on the show, their Welsh fella, forget his name, and

other people on the show, their Welsh fella, forget his name, and a

Welsh fella, forget his name, and a posh

Welsh fella, forget his name, and a posh one

Welsh fella, forget his name, and a posh one with

Welsh fella, forget his name, and a posh one with the

Welsh fella, forget his name, and a posh one with the beard.

Welsh fella, forget his name, and a posh one with the beard. He

Welsh fella, forget his name, and a posh one with the beard. He is

Welsh fella, forget his name, and a posh one with the beard. He is good.

posh one with the beard. He is good. Who

posh one with the beard. He is good. Who else

posh one with the beard. He is good. Who else have

posh one with the beard. He is good. Who else have we

posh one with the beard. He is good. Who else have we got?

posh one with the beard. He is good. Who else have we got? I

posh one with the beard. He is good. Who else have we got? I have

posh one with the beard. He is good. Who else have we got? I have got

posh one with the beard. He is good. Who else have we got? I have got to

Who else have we got? I have got to thank

Who else have we got? I have got to thank the

Who else have we got? I have got to thank the people

Who else have we got? I have got to thank the people that

Who else have we got? I have got to thank the people that work

Who else have we got? I have got to thank the people that work behind

thank the people that work behind the

thank the people that work behind the cameras,

thank the people that work behind the cameras, like

thank the people that work behind the cameras, like the

thank the people that work behind the cameras, like the woman

thank the people that work behind the cameras, like the woman who

the cameras, like the woman who gives

the cameras, like the woman who gives me

the cameras, like the woman who gives me the

the cameras, like the woman who gives me the coffee,

the cameras, like the woman who gives me the coffee, can't

the cameras, like the woman who gives me the coffee, can't remember

gives me the coffee, can't remember her

gives me the coffee, can't remember her name

gives me the coffee, can't remember her name and

gives me the coffee, can't remember her name and she

gives me the coffee, can't remember her name and she is

gives me the coffee, can't remember her name and she is nice

gives me the coffee, can't remember her name and she is nice and

gives me the coffee, can't remember her name and she is nice and a

her name and she is nice and a fellow

her name and she is nice and a fellow who

her name and she is nice and a fellow who irons

her name and she is nice and a fellow who irons my

her name and she is nice and a fellow who irons my shirt

her name and she is nice and a fellow who irons my shirt every

her name and she is nice and a fellow who irons my shirt every week

fellow who irons my shirt every week and

fellow who irons my shirt every week and also

fellow who irons my shirt every week and also the

fellow who irons my shirt every week and also the people

fellow who irons my shirt every week and also the people who

fellow who irons my shirt every week and also the people who created

fellow who irons my shirt every week and also the people who created the

and also the people who created the show,

and also the people who created the show, like

and also the people who created the show, like Peter

and also the people who created the show, like Peter Holmes

and also the people who created the show, like Peter Holmes and

and also the people who created the show, like Peter Holmes and Rachel

show, like Peter Holmes and Rachel Ablett,

show, like Peter Holmes and Rachel Ablett, C,

show, like Peter Holmes and Rachel Ablett, C, I

show, like Peter Holmes and Rachel Ablett, C, I did

show, like Peter Holmes and Rachel Ablett, C, I did not

show, like Peter Holmes and Rachel Ablett, C, I did not pretend

show, like Peter Holmes and Rachel Ablett, C, I did not pretend I

show, like Peter Holmes and Rachel Ablett, C, I did not pretend I did

Ablett, C, I did not pretend I did not

Ablett, C, I did not pretend I did not remember

Ablett, C, I did not pretend I did not remember their

Ablett, C, I did not pretend I did not remember their names

Ablett, C, I did not pretend I did not remember their names because

not remember their names because they

not remember their names because they deal

not remember their names because they deal with

not remember their names because they deal with the

not remember their names because they deal with the common

not remember their names because they deal with the common tracks.

they deal with the common tracks. And

they deal with the common tracks. And Melvyn

they deal with the common tracks. And Melvyn Hayes

they deal with the common tracks. And Melvyn Hayes from

they deal with the common tracks. And Melvyn Hayes from it

they deal with the common tracks. And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2

they deal with the common tracks. And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot

they deal with the common tracks. And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot Mum

And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot Mum for

And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot Mum for no

And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot Mum for no other

And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot Mum for no other reason

And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot Mum for no other reason than

And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot Mum for no other reason than he

And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot Mum for no other reason than he is

And Melvyn Hayes from it 8/2 hot Mum for no other reason than he is dead

for no other reason than he is dead right

for no other reason than he is dead right next

for no other reason than he is dead right next to

for no other reason than he is dead right next to me.

for no other reason than he is dead right next to me. We

for no other reason than he is dead right next to me. We are

for no other reason than he is dead right next to me. We are just

right next to me. We are just filming.

right next to me. We are just filming. Back

right next to me. We are just filming. Back on

right next to me. We are just filming. Back on me,

right next to me. We are just filming. Back on me, it

right next to me. We are just filming. Back on me, it is

right next to me. We are just filming. Back on me, it is not

right next to me. We are just filming. Back on me, it is not about

filming. Back on me, it is not about Melvin.

filming. Back on me, it is not about Melvin. I

filming. Back on me, it is not about Melvin. I would

filming. Back on me, it is not about Melvin. I would like

filming. Back on me, it is not about Melvin. I would like to

filming. Back on me, it is not about Melvin. I would like to say,

filming. Back on me, it is not about Melvin. I would like to say, thank

Melvin. I would like to say, thank you

Melvin. I would like to say, thank you very

Melvin. I would like to say, thank you very much,

Melvin. I would like to say, thank you very much, I

Melvin. I would like to say, thank you very much, I don't

Melvin. I would like to say, thank you very much, I don't do

Melvin. I would like to say, thank you very much, I don't do it

Melvin. I would like to say, thank you very much, I don't do it for

you very much, I don't do it for awards,

you very much, I don't do it for awards, I

you very much, I don't do it for awards, I do

you very much, I don't do it for awards, I do it

you very much, I don't do it for awards, I do it for

you very much, I don't do it for awards, I do it for the

you very much, I don't do it for awards, I do it for the money

you very much, I don't do it for awards, I do it for the money but

awards, I do it for the money but once

awards, I do it for the money but once again

awards, I do it for the money but once again there

awards, I do it for the money but once again there has

awards, I do it for the money but once again there has been

awards, I do it for the money but once again there has been no

awards, I do it for the money but once again there has been no money

once again there has been no money with

once again there has been no money with this

once again there has been no money with this award.

once again there has been no money with this award. A

once again there has been no money with this award. A Habitat

once again there has been no money with this award. A Habitat voucher

with this award. A Habitat voucher would

with this award. A Habitat voucher would have

with this award. A Habitat voucher would have been

with this award. A Habitat voucher would have been nice!

with this award. A Habitat voucher would have been nice! Let's

with this award. A Habitat voucher would have been nice! Let's go.

would have been nice! Let's go. CHEERING

would have been nice! Let's go. CHEERING AND

would have been nice! Let's go. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Brillian.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Brillian. Well

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Brillian. Well done.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Brillian. Well done. This

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Brillian. Well done. This is

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Brillian. Well done. This is going

Brillian. Well done. This is going to

Brillian. Well done. This is going to be

Brillian. Well done. This is going to be on

Brillian. Well done. This is going to be on Vinted

Brillian. Well done. This is going to be on Vinted in

Brillian. Well done. This is going to be on Vinted in about

Brillian. Well done. This is going to be on Vinted in about 15

Brillian. Well done. This is going to be on Vinted in about 15 minutes.

to be on Vinted in about 15 minutes. Thank

to be on Vinted in about 15 minutes. Thank you

to be on Vinted in about 15 minutes. Thank you very

to be on Vinted in about 15 minutes. Thank you very much,

to be on Vinted in about 15 minutes. Thank you very much, thank

to be on Vinted in about 15 minutes. Thank you very much, thank you,

Thank you very much, thank you, congratulations

Thank you very much, thank you, congratulations to

Thank you very much, thank you, congratulations to Lee

Thank you very much, thank you, congratulations to Lee Mack!

Thank you very much, thank you, congratulations to Lee Mack! Really

congratulations to Lee Mack! Really enjoying

congratulations to Lee Mack! Really enjoying some

congratulations to Lee Mack! Really enjoying some dogging,

congratulations to Lee Mack! Really enjoying some dogging, I

congratulations to Lee Mack! Really enjoying some dogging, I think.

enjoying some dogging, I think. Their

enjoying some dogging, I think. Their words

enjoying some dogging, I think. Their words comedy

enjoying some dogging, I think. Their words comedy legend

enjoying some dogging, I think. Their words comedy legend often

enjoying some dogging, I think. Their words comedy legend often gets

Their words comedy legend often gets thrown

Their words comedy legend often gets thrown around

Their words comedy legend often gets thrown around willy-nilly,

thrown around willy-nilly, willy-nilly

thrown around willy-nilly, willy-nilly being

thrown around willy-nilly, willy-nilly being the

thrown around willy-nilly, willy-nilly being the way...

thrown around willy-nilly, willy-nilly being the way... That

thrown around willy-nilly, willy-nilly being the way... That is

willy-nilly being the way... That is my

willy-nilly being the way... That is my new

willy-nilly being the way... That is my new drag

willy-nilly being the way... That is my new drag name,

willy-nilly being the way... That is my new drag name, oh,

willy-nilly being the way... That is my new drag name, oh, I

willy-nilly being the way... That is my new drag name, oh, I really

my new drag name, oh, I really fudged

my new drag name, oh, I really fudged that

my new drag name, oh, I really fudged that up,

my new drag name, oh, I really fudged that up, that

my new drag name, oh, I really fudged that up, that could

my new drag name, oh, I really fudged that up, that could have

my new drag name, oh, I really fudged that up, that could have been

fudged that up, that could have been really

fudged that up, that could have been really funny.

fudged that up, that could have been really funny. --

fudged that up, that could have been really funny. -- I

fudged that up, that could have been really funny. -- I really

fudged that up, that could have been really funny. -- I really fudged

really funny. -- I really fudged fudge

really funny. -- I really fudged fudge that

really funny. -- I really fudged fudge that up.

really funny. -- I really fudged fudge that up. Trying

really funny. -- I really fudged fudge that up. Trying to

really funny. -- I really fudged fudge that up. Trying to make

really funny. -- I really fudged fudge that up. Trying to make jokes

fudge that up. Trying to make jokes in

fudge that up. Trying to make jokes in a

Then!

Then! Truly

Then! Truly is

Then! Truly is a

Then! Truly is a legend,

Then! Truly is a legend, here

Then! Truly is a legend, here to

Then! Truly is a legend, here to tell

Then! Truly is a legend, here to tell us

Then! Truly is a legend, here to tell us how

Then! Truly is a legend, here to tell us how a

Then! Truly is a legend, here to tell us how a comedy

Then! Truly is a legend, here to tell us how a comedy legend

Then! Truly is a legend, here to tell us how a comedy legend nearly

tell us how a comedy legend nearly became

tell us how a comedy legend nearly became comedy

tell us how a comedy legend nearly became comedy history

tell us how a comedy legend nearly became comedy history is

tell us how a comedy legend nearly became comedy history is somebody

became comedy history is somebody who

became comedy history is somebody who can

became comedy history is somebody who can honestly

became comedy history is somebody who can honestly be

became comedy history is somebody who can honestly be described

became comedy history is somebody who can honestly be described as

became comedy history is somebody who can honestly be described as one

who can honestly be described as one of

who can honestly be described as one of the

who can honestly be described as one of the two

who can honestly be described as one of the two living

who can honestly be described as one of the two living Monty

who can honestly be described as one of the two living Monty Python

of the two living Monty Python characters

of the two living Monty Python characters you

of the two living Monty Python characters you would

of the two living Monty Python characters you would still

of the two living Monty Python characters you would still want

of the two living Monty Python characters you would still want to

characters you would still want to have

characters you would still want to have a

characters you would still want to have a conversation

characters you would still want to have a conversation with.

characters you would still want to have a conversation with. --

characters you would still want to have a conversation with. -- Monty

have a conversation with. -- Monty Python

have a conversation with. -- Monty Python members.

have a conversation with. -- Monty Python members. It

have a conversation with. -- Monty Python members. It is

have a conversation with. -- Monty Python members. It is Eric

have a conversation with. -- Monty Python members. It is Eric Idle.

Hello,

Hello, I'm

Hello, I'm Eric

Hello, I'm Eric idle,

Hello, I'm Eric idle, I

Hello, I'm Eric idle, I suppose

Hello, I'm Eric idle, I suppose somebody

Hello, I'm Eric idle, I suppose somebody has

Hello, I'm Eric idle, I suppose somebody has to

Hello, I'm Eric idle, I suppose somebody has to beat.

Hello, I'm Eric idle, I suppose somebody has to beat. I

Hello, I'm Eric idle, I suppose somebody has to beat. I hope

Hello, I'm Eric idle, I suppose somebody has to beat. I hope you're

somebody has to beat. I hope you're enjoying

somebody has to beat. I hope you're enjoying the

somebody has to beat. I hope you're enjoying the exceptional

somebody has to beat. I hope you're enjoying the exceptional comedic

enjoying the exceptional comedic talent

enjoying the exceptional comedic talent in

enjoying the exceptional comedic talent in Britain

enjoying the exceptional comedic talent in Britain has

enjoying the exceptional comedic talent in Britain has to

enjoying the exceptional comedic talent in Britain has to offer

enjoying the exceptional comedic talent in Britain has to offer at

talent in Britain has to offer at the

talent in Britain has to offer at the National

talent in Britain has to offer at the National Comedy

talent in Britain has to offer at the National Comedy Awards

talent in Britain has to offer at the National Comedy Awards for

talent in Britain has to offer at the National Comedy Awards for Stand

the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up

the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up To

the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer.

the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer. I'm

the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer. I'm happy

the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer. I'm happy to

the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer. I'm happy to be

the National Comedy Awards for Stand Up To Cancer. I'm happy to be here.

Up To Cancer. I'm happy to be here. In

Up To Cancer. I'm happy to be here. In fact,

Up To Cancer. I'm happy to be here. In fact, I'm

Up To Cancer. I'm happy to be here. In fact, I'm very

Up To Cancer. I'm happy to be here. In fact, I'm very happy

Up To Cancer. I'm happy to be here. In fact, I'm very happy to

Up To Cancer. I'm happy to be here. In fact, I'm very happy to be

In fact, I'm very happy to be anywhere

In fact, I'm very happy to be anywhere these

In fact, I'm very happy to be anywhere these days

In fact, I'm very happy to be anywhere these days because

In fact, I'm very happy to be anywhere these days because a

In fact, I'm very happy to be anywhere these days because a few

anywhere these days because a few years

anywhere these days because a few years ago

anywhere these days because a few years ago I

anywhere these days because a few years ago I was

anywhere these days because a few years ago I was writing

anywhere these days because a few years ago I was writing another

anywhere these days because a few years ago I was writing another play

years ago I was writing another play and

years ago I was writing another play and it

years ago I was writing another play and it was

years ago I was writing another play and it was called

years ago I was writing another play and it was called Death

years ago I was writing another play and it was called Death The

years ago I was writing another play and it was called Death The Musical.

and it was called Death The Musical. Everyone's

and it was called Death The Musical. Everyone's idea

and it was called Death The Musical. Everyone's idea of

and it was called Death The Musical. Everyone's idea of a

and it was called Death The Musical. Everyone's idea of a great

and it was called Death The Musical. Everyone's idea of a great night

Everyone's idea of a great night out.

Everyone's idea of a great night out. Let's

Everyone's idea of a great night out. Let's not

Everyone's idea of a great night out. Let's not go

Everyone's idea of a great night out. Let's not go and

Everyone's idea of a great night out. Let's not go and see

Everyone's idea of a great night out. Let's not go and see Cats,

out. Let's not go and see Cats, let's

out. Let's not go and see Cats, let's see

out. Let's not go and see Cats, let's see dead

out. Let's not go and see Cats, let's see dead cats

out. Let's not go and see Cats, let's see dead cats could

out. Let's not go and see Cats, let's see dead cats could it's

out. Let's not go and see Cats, let's see dead cats could it's about

let's see dead cats could it's about a

let's see dead cats could it's about a writer

let's see dead cats could it's about a writer whose

let's see dead cats could it's about a writer whose rehearsing

let's see dead cats could it's about a writer whose rehearsing a

let's see dead cats could it's about a writer whose rehearsing a musical

a writer whose rehearsing a musical about

a writer whose rehearsing a musical about death

a writer whose rehearsing a musical about death only

a writer whose rehearsing a musical about death only to

a writer whose rehearsing a musical about death only to discover

a writer whose rehearsing a musical about death only to discover his

about death only to discover his dying

about death only to discover his dying which

about death only to discover his dying which is

about death only to discover his dying which is funny,

about death only to discover his dying which is funny, right?

dying which is funny, right? Dramatic

dying which is funny, right? Dramatic irony.

dying which is funny, right? Dramatic irony. I

dying which is funny, right? Dramatic irony. I asked

dying which is funny, right? Dramatic irony. I asked my

dying which is funny, right? Dramatic irony. I asked my doctor

dying which is funny, right? Dramatic irony. I asked my doctor I

Dramatic irony. I asked my doctor I said

Dramatic irony. I asked my doctor I said what's

Dramatic irony. I asked my doctor I said what's the

Dramatic irony. I asked my doctor I said what's the quickest

Dramatic irony. I asked my doctor I said what's the quickest way

Dramatic irony. I asked my doctor I said what's the quickest way to

Dramatic irony. I asked my doctor I said what's the quickest way to kill

said what's the quickest way to kill a

said what's the quickest way to kill a character

said what's the quickest way to kill a character and

said what's the quickest way to kill a character and he

said what's the quickest way to kill a character and he said

said what's the quickest way to kill a character and he said pancreatic

a character and he said pancreatic cancer,

a character and he said pancreatic cancer, you

a character and he said pancreatic cancer, you might

a character and he said pancreatic cancer, you might only

a character and he said pancreatic cancer, you might only get

a character and he said pancreatic cancer, you might only get three

cancer, you might only get three weeks.

cancer, you might only get three weeks. That's

cancer, you might only get three weeks. That's perfect

cancer, you might only get three weeks. That's perfect and

cancer, you might only get three weeks. That's perfect and I

cancer, you might only get three weeks. That's perfect and I carried

weeks. That's perfect and I carried on

weeks. That's perfect and I carried on writing.

weeks. That's perfect and I carried on writing. Flash

weeks. That's perfect and I carried on writing. Flash forward

weeks. That's perfect and I carried on writing. Flash forward ten

weeks. That's perfect and I carried on writing. Flash forward ten years

on writing. Flash forward ten years later

on writing. Flash forward ten years later and

on writing. Flash forward ten years later and I'm

on writing. Flash forward ten years later and I'm having

on writing. Flash forward ten years later and I'm having a

on writing. Flash forward ten years later and I'm having a regular

later and I'm having a regular checkup,

later and I'm having a regular checkup, MRI,

later and I'm having a regular checkup, MRI, with

later and I'm having a regular checkup, MRI, with the

later and I'm having a regular checkup, MRI, with the same

later and I'm having a regular checkup, MRI, with the same doctor

checkup, MRI, with the same doctor who

checkup, MRI, with the same doctor who spotted

checkup, MRI, with the same doctor who spotted something

checkup, MRI, with the same doctor who spotted something on

checkup, MRI, with the same doctor who spotted something on the

checkup, MRI, with the same doctor who spotted something on the screen

who spotted something on the screen and

who spotted something on the screen and I

who spotted something on the screen and I said,

who spotted something on the screen and I said, what

who spotted something on the screen and I said, what is

who spotted something on the screen and I said, what is that?

who spotted something on the screen and I said, what is that? He

who spotted something on the screen and I said, what is that? He says

and I said, what is that? He says it's

and I said, what is that? He says it's pancreatic

and I said, what is that? He says it's pancreatic cancer.

and I said, what is that? He says it's pancreatic cancer. And

and I said, what is that? He says it's pancreatic cancer. And I

and I said, what is that? He says it's pancreatic cancer. And I laugh

it's pancreatic cancer. And I laugh because

it's pancreatic cancer. And I laugh because what

it's pancreatic cancer. And I laugh because what else

it's pancreatic cancer. And I laugh because what else can

it's pancreatic cancer. And I laugh because what else can I

it's pancreatic cancer. And I laugh because what else can I do?

it's pancreatic cancer. And I laugh because what else can I do? The

because what else can I do? The writer

because what else can I do? The writer of

because what else can I do? The writer of the

because what else can I do? The writer of the play

because what else can I do? The writer of the play about

because what else can I do? The writer of the play about a

because what else can I do? The writer of the play about a writer

writer of the play about a writer writing

writer of the play about a writer writing a

writer of the play about a writer writing a play

writer of the play about a writer writing a play about

writer of the play about a writer writing a play about death

writer of the play about a writer writing a play about death only

writer of the play about a writer writing a play about death only to

writing a play about death only to discover

writing a play about death only to discover he's

writing a play about death only to discover he's dying

writing a play about death only to discover he's dying now

writing a play about death only to discover he's dying now discovers

discover he's dying now discovers he's

discover he's dying now discovers he's dying

discover he's dying now discovers he's dying too,

discover he's dying now discovers he's dying too, and

discover he's dying now discovers he's dying too, and from

discover he's dying now discovers he's dying too, and from the

discover he's dying now discovers he's dying too, and from the same

he's dying too, and from the same bloody

he's dying too, and from the same bloody disease.

he's dying too, and from the same bloody disease. Fortunately

he's dying too, and from the same bloody disease. Fortunately for

he's dying too, and from the same bloody disease. Fortunately for me,

bloody disease. Fortunately for me, whipped

bloody disease. Fortunately for me, whipped it

bloody disease. Fortunately for me, whipped it out

bloody disease. Fortunately for me, whipped it out and

bloody disease. Fortunately for me, whipped it out and I'm

bloody disease. Fortunately for me, whipped it out and I'm still

bloody disease. Fortunately for me, whipped it out and I'm still here.

whipped it out and I'm still here. So

whipped it out and I'm still here. So I'm

whipped it out and I'm still here. So I'm very

whipped it out and I'm still here. So I'm very lucky

whipped it out and I'm still here. So I'm very lucky bastard

whipped it out and I'm still here. So I'm very lucky bastard having

So I'm very lucky bastard having survived

So I'm very lucky bastard having survived to

So I'm very lucky bastard having survived to Covid,

So I'm very lucky bastard having survived to Covid, cancer

So I'm very lucky bastard having survived to Covid, cancer and

survived to Covid, cancer and crucifixion.

survived to Covid, cancer and crucifixion. Anyway,

survived to Covid, cancer and crucifixion. Anyway, early

survived to Covid, cancer and crucifixion. Anyway, early detection

crucifixion. Anyway, early detection is

crucifixion. Anyway, early detection is the

crucifixion. Anyway, early detection is the key

crucifixion. Anyway, early detection is the key here,

crucifixion. Anyway, early detection is the key here, science

crucifixion. Anyway, early detection is the key here, science is

crucifixion. Anyway, early detection is the key here, science is the

crucifixion. Anyway, early detection is the key here, science is the real

is the key here, science is the real hero

is the key here, science is the real hero and

is the key here, science is the real hero and Stand

is the key here, science is the real hero and Stand Up

is the key here, science is the real hero and Stand Up To

is the key here, science is the real hero and Stand Up To Cancer

is the key here, science is the real hero and Stand Up To Cancer is

hero and Stand Up To Cancer is heading

hero and Stand Up To Cancer is heading the

hero and Stand Up To Cancer is heading the charge.

hero and Stand Up To Cancer is heading the charge. So

hero and Stand Up To Cancer is heading the charge. So if

hero and Stand Up To Cancer is heading the charge. So if you

hero and Stand Up To Cancer is heading the charge. So if you can

heading the charge. So if you can spare

heading the charge. So if you can spare £40,

heading the charge. So if you can spare £40, £30,

heading the charge. So if you can spare £40, £30, £20

heading the charge. So if you can spare £40, £30, £20 or

heading the charge. So if you can spare £40, £30, £20 or £10

heading the charge. So if you can spare £40, £30, £20 or £10 tonight,

spare £40, £30, £20 or £10 tonight, please

spare £40, £30, £20 or £10 tonight, please text

spare £40, £30, £20 or £10 tonight, please text ...

70404.

70404. I

70404. I love

70404. I love it

70404. I love it if

70404. I love it if you

70404. I love it if you could

70404. I love it if you could do

70404. I love it if you could do that,

70404. I love it if you could do that, let's

70404. I love it if you could do that, let's give

70404. I love it if you could do that, let's give everyone

70404. I love it if you could do that, let's give everyone a

70404. I love it if you could do that, let's give everyone a chance

that, let's give everyone a chance to

that, let's give everyone a chance to live

that, let's give everyone a chance to live and

that, let's give everyone a chance to live and laugh

that, let's give everyone a chance to live and laugh longer

that, let's give everyone a chance to live and laugh longer and

that, let's give everyone a chance to live and laugh longer and good

to live and laugh longer and good luck

to live and laugh longer and good luck to

to live and laugh longer and good luck to all

to live and laugh longer and good luck to all my

to live and laugh longer and good luck to all my great

to live and laugh longer and good luck to all my great funny

to live and laugh longer and good luck to all my great funny fellow

luck to all my great funny fellow comedians

luck to all my great funny fellow comedians tonight

luck to all my great funny fellow comedians tonight and

luck to all my great funny fellow comedians tonight and remember,

comedians tonight and remember, always

comedians tonight and remember, always look

comedians tonight and remember, always look on

comedians tonight and remember, always look on the

comedians tonight and remember, always look on the bright

comedians tonight and remember, always look on the bright side

comedians tonight and remember, always look on the bright side of

always look on the bright side of life!

always look on the bright side of life! APPLAUSE

The

The great

The great Eric

The great Eric Idle,

The great Eric Idle, everybody.

The great Eric Idle, everybody. And

The great Eric Idle, everybody. And as

The great Eric Idle, everybody. And as he

The great Eric Idle, everybody. And as he said,

The great Eric Idle, everybody. And as he said, if

The great Eric Idle, everybody. And as he said, if you

The great Eric Idle, everybody. And as he said, if you fancy

The great Eric Idle, everybody. And as he said, if you fancy donating,

as he said, if you fancy donating, please

as he said, if you fancy donating, please feel

as he said, if you fancy donating, please feel free

as he said, if you fancy donating, please feel free you

as he said, if you fancy donating, please feel free you know

as he said, if you fancy donating, please feel free you know the

as he said, if you fancy donating, please feel free you know the drill.

please feel free you know the drill. That

please feel free you know the drill. That is

please feel free you know the drill. That is part

please feel free you know the drill. That is part to

please feel free you know the drill. That is part to overcome

please feel free you know the drill. That is part to overcome a

please feel free you know the drill. That is part to overcome a mere

please feel free you know the drill. That is part to overcome a mere 70

That is part to overcome a mere 70 million

That is part to overcome a mere 70 million more

That is part to overcome a mere 70 million more parts

That is part to overcome a mere 70 million more parts to

That is part to overcome a mere 70 million more parts to go.

That is part to overcome a mere 70 million more parts to go. See

That is part to overcome a mere 70 million more parts to go. See you

million more parts to go. See you after

million more parts to go. See you after the

million more parts to go. See you after the break

million more parts to go. See you after the break when

million more parts to go. See you after the break when we

million more parts to go. See you after the break when we will

million more parts to go. See you after the break when we will meet

after the break when we will meet one

after the break when we will meet one of

after the break when we will meet one of our

after the break when we will meet one of our comedy

after the break when we will meet one of our comedy breakthrough

after the break when we will meet one of our comedy breakthrough stars

one of our comedy breakthrough stars and

one of our comedy breakthrough stars and Outstanding

one of our comedy breakthrough stars and Outstanding Comedy

one of our comedy breakthrough stars and Outstanding Comedy Actress

one of our comedy breakthrough stars and Outstanding Comedy Actress will

and Outstanding Comedy Actress will also

and Outstanding Comedy Actress will also be

and Outstanding Comedy Actress will also be crowned.

and Outstanding Comedy Actress will also be crowned. See

and Outstanding Comedy Actress will also be crowned. See you

and Outstanding Comedy Actress will also be crowned. See you in

and Outstanding Comedy Actress will also be crowned. See you in a

and Outstanding Comedy Actress will also be crowned. See you in a bit,

also be crowned. See you in a bit, by.

CHEERING by.

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with a brilliant Lenny Rush, star of Am I Being Unreasonable? Young and

Am I Being Unreasonable? Young and talented

Am I Being Unreasonable? Young and talented and

Am I Being Unreasonable? Young and talented and win

Am I Being Unreasonable? Young and talented and win it

Am I Being Unreasonable? Young and talented and win it so

Am I Being Unreasonable? Young and talented and win it so I

Am I Being Unreasonable? Young and talented and win it so I will

Am I Being Unreasonable? Young and talented and win it so I will spend

talented and win it so I will spend most

talented and win it so I will spend most of

talented and win it so I will spend most of this

talented and win it so I will spend most of this chat

talented and win it so I will spend most of this chat tending

talented and win it so I will spend most of this chat tending to

talented and win it so I will spend most of this chat tending to hide

talented and win it so I will spend most of this chat tending to hide my

most of this chat tending to hide my utter

most of this chat tending to hide my utter jealousy.

most of this chat tending to hide my utter jealousy. Lovely

most of this chat tending to hide my utter jealousy. Lovely to

most of this chat tending to hide my utter jealousy. Lovely to have

most of this chat tending to hide my utter jealousy. Lovely to have you

utter jealousy. Lovely to have you here,

utter jealousy. Lovely to have you here, congratulations

utter jealousy. Lovely to have you here, congratulations on

utter jealousy. Lovely to have you here, congratulations on the

here, congratulations on the breakthrough

here, congratulations on the breakthrough award.

here, congratulations on the breakthrough award. Thank

here, congratulations on the breakthrough award. Thank you

here, congratulations on the breakthrough award. Thank you so

breakthrough award. Thank you so much,

breakthrough award. Thank you so much, I'm

breakthrough award. Thank you so much, I'm so

breakthrough award. Thank you so much, I'm so happy

breakthrough award. Thank you so much, I'm so happy I've

breakthrough award. Thank you so much, I'm so happy I've just

breakthrough award. Thank you so much, I'm so happy I've just got

breakthrough award. Thank you so much, I'm so happy I've just got the

much, I'm so happy I've just got the trophy

much, I'm so happy I've just got the trophy and

much, I'm so happy I've just got the trophy and it's

much, I'm so happy I've just got the trophy and it's bigger

much, I'm so happy I've just got the trophy and it's bigger than

much, I'm so happy I've just got the trophy and it's bigger than me!

much, I'm so happy I've just got the trophy and it's bigger than me! It

trophy and it's bigger than me! It suits

trophy and it's bigger than me! It suits you.

trophy and it's bigger than me! It suits you. Before

trophy and it's bigger than me! It suits you. Before we

trophy and it's bigger than me! It suits you. Before we go

trophy and it's bigger than me! It suits you. Before we go any

trophy and it's bigger than me! It suits you. Before we go any further,

suits you. Before we go any further, let's

suits you. Before we go any further, let's look

suits you. Before we go any further, let's look at

suits you. Before we go any further, let's look at you

suits you. Before we go any further, let's look at you in

suits you. Before we go any further, let's look at you in action.

Wear

Wear my

Wear my hat

Wear my hat for

Wear my hat for a

Wear my hat for a picture

Wear my hat for a picture for

Wear my hat for a picture for you.

Wear my hat for a picture for you. Is

Wear my hat for a picture for you. Is just

Wear my hat for a picture for you. Is just so

Wear my hat for a picture for you. Is just so good.

Wear my hat for a picture for you. Is just so good. Yeah.

Wear my hat for a picture for you. Is just so good. Yeah. It's...

Sorry,

Sorry, but

Sorry, but be

Sorry, but be sorry

Sorry, but be sorry for

Sorry, but be sorry for that,

Sorry, but be sorry for that, that's

Sorry, but be sorry for that, that's unbelievably.

Sorry, but be sorry for that, that's unbelievably. That

Sorry, but be sorry for that, that's unbelievably. That was

Sorry, but be sorry for that, that's unbelievably. That was quite

Sorry, but be sorry for that, that's unbelievably. That was quite good.

unbelievably. That was quite good. That

unbelievably. That was quite good. That was

unbelievably. That was quite good. That was really

unbelievably. That was quite good. That was really great.

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Lenny!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Lenny! I

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Lenny! I think

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Lenny! I think you

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Lenny! I think you are

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Lenny! I think you are the

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Lenny! I think you are the youngest

Lenny! I think you are the youngest person

Lenny! I think you are the youngest person here,

Lenny! I think you are the youngest person here, how

Lenny! I think you are the youngest person here, how old

Lenny! I think you are the youngest person here, how old are

Lenny! I think you are the youngest person here, how old are you?

Lenny! I think you are the youngest person here, how old are you? I'm

person here, how old are you? I'm 13.

person here, how old are you? I'm 13. How

person here, how old are you? I'm 13. How was

person here, how old are you? I'm 13. How was it

person here, how old are you? I'm 13. How was it failed

person here, how old are you? I'm 13. How was it failed to

person here, how old are you? I'm 13. How was it failed to achieve

13. How was it failed to achieve more

13. How was it failed to achieve more than

13. How was it failed to achieve more than most

13. How was it failed to achieve more than most of

13. How was it failed to achieve more than most of the

13. How was it failed to achieve more than most of the people

13. How was it failed to achieve more than most of the people have

more than most of the people have achieved

more than most of the people have achieved in

more than most of the people have achieved in their

more than most of the people have achieved in their whole

more than most of the people have achieved in their whole lives?

more than most of the people have achieved in their whole lives? I

achieved in their whole lives? I don't

achieved in their whole lives? I don't want

achieved in their whole lives? I don't want to,

achieved in their whole lives? I don't want to, you

achieved in their whole lives? I don't want to, you know...

achieved in their whole lives? I don't want to, you know... Very

achieved in their whole lives? I don't want to, you know... Very well

don't want to, you know... Very well put,

don't want to, you know... Very well put, very

don't want to, you know... Very well put, very humble.

don't want to, you know... Very well put, very humble. What's

don't want to, you know... Very well put, very humble. What's next

don't want to, you know... Very well put, very humble. What's next for

put, very humble. What's next for you?

put, very humble. What's next for you? Saps

put, very humble. What's next for you? Saps or

put, very humble. What's next for you? Saps or something?

put, very humble. What's next for you? Saps or something? I'm

put, very humble. What's next for you? Saps or something? I'm picking

you? Saps or something? I'm picking my

you? Saps or something? I'm picking my GSE

you? Saps or something? I'm picking my GSE SE

you? Saps or something? I'm picking my GSE SE options.

you? Saps or something? I'm picking my GSE SE options. But

you? Saps or something? I'm picking my GSE SE options. But in

you? Saps or something? I'm picking my GSE SE options. But in terms

you? Saps or something? I'm picking my GSE SE options. But in terms of

my GSE SE options. But in terms of acting,

my GSE SE options. But in terms of acting, what

my GSE SE options. But in terms of acting, what have

my GSE SE options. But in terms of acting, what have I

my GSE SE options. But in terms of acting, what have I got?

my GSE SE options. But in terms of acting, what have I got? Who

my GSE SE options. But in terms of acting, what have I got? Who knows?

acting, what have I got? Who knows? Hopefully

acting, what have I got? Who knows? Hopefully Am

acting, what have I got? Who knows? Hopefully Am I

acting, what have I got? Who knows? Hopefully Am I Being

acting, what have I got? Who knows? Hopefully Am I Being Unreasonable?

Hopefully Am I Being Unreasonable? And

Hopefully Am I Being Unreasonable? And when

Hopefully Am I Being Unreasonable? And when you

Hopefully Am I Being Unreasonable? And when you want

Hopefully Am I Being Unreasonable? And when you want to

Hopefully Am I Being Unreasonable? And when you want to thank

Hopefully Am I Being Unreasonable? And when you want to thank you're

And when you want to thank you're here?

And when you want to thank you're here? Your

And when you want to thank you're here? Your mum

And when you want to thank you're here? Your mum for

And when you want to thank you're here? Your mum for letting

And when you want to thank you're here? Your mum for letting you

And when you want to thank you're here? Your mum for letting you stay

here? Your mum for letting you stay up

here? Your mum for letting you stay up this

here? Your mum for letting you stay up this late?

here? Your mum for letting you stay up this late? Yeah,

here? Your mum for letting you stay up this late? Yeah, mum

here? Your mum for letting you stay up this late? Yeah, mum and

here? Your mum for letting you stay up this late? Yeah, mum and dad

here? Your mum for letting you stay up this late? Yeah, mum and dad why

up this late? Yeah, mum and dad why not,

up this late? Yeah, mum and dad why not, my

up this late? Yeah, mum and dad why not, my dog.

up this late? Yeah, mum and dad why not, my dog. And

up this late? Yeah, mum and dad why not, my dog. And my

up this late? Yeah, mum and dad why not, my dog. And my brother.

up this late? Yeah, mum and dad why not, my dog. And my brother. Lenny

not, my dog. And my brother. Lenny Rush,

not, my dog. And my brother. Lenny Rush, everyone!

not, my dog. And my brother. Lenny Rush, everyone! APPLAUSE

Rush, everyone! APPLAUSE Now

Rush, everyone! APPLAUSE Now we

Rush, everyone! APPLAUSE Now we can

Rush, everyone! APPLAUSE Now we can to

Rush, everyone! APPLAUSE Now we can to our

Rush, everyone! APPLAUSE Now we can to our next

Rush, everyone! APPLAUSE Now we can to our next award,

Now we can to our next award, Outstanding

Now we can to our next award, Outstanding Comedy

Now we can to our next award, Outstanding Comedy Actress

Now we can to our next award, Outstanding Comedy Actress and

Now we can to our next award, Outstanding Comedy Actress and to

Outstanding Comedy Actress and to present

Outstanding Comedy Actress and to present this

Outstanding Comedy Actress and to present this are

Outstanding Comedy Actress and to present this are a

Outstanding Comedy Actress and to present this are a couple

Outstanding Comedy Actress and to present this are a couple of

Outstanding Comedy Actress and to present this are a couple of comedy

present this are a couple of comedy legend

present this are a couple of comedy legend who

present this are a couple of comedy legend who starred

present this are a couple of comedy legend who starred in

present this are a couple of comedy legend who starred in the

present this are a couple of comedy legend who starred in the wonderful

legend who starred in the wonderful Smack

legend who starred in the wonderful Smack The

legend who starred in the wonderful Smack The Pony,

legend who starred in the wonderful Smack The Pony, the

legend who starred in the wonderful Smack The Pony, the groundwork

legend who starred in the wonderful Smack The Pony, the groundwork and

Smack The Pony, the groundwork and show

Smack The Pony, the groundwork and show that

Smack The Pony, the groundwork and show that left

Smack The Pony, the groundwork and show that left our

Smack The Pony, the groundwork and show that left our screens

Smack The Pony, the groundwork and show that left our screens 20th

Smack The Pony, the groundwork and show that left our screens 20th and

show that left our screens 20th and the

show that left our screens 20th and the reason

show that left our screens 20th and the reason I'm

show that left our screens 20th and the reason I'm banned

show that left our screens 20th and the reason I'm banned from

show that left our screens 20th and the reason I'm banned from a

show that left our screens 20th and the reason I'm banned from a local

the reason I'm banned from a local nature

the reason I'm banned from a local nature reserve.

the reason I'm banned from a local nature reserve. Please

the reason I'm banned from a local nature reserve. Please welcome

the reason I'm banned from a local nature reserve. Please welcome the

doona

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. CHEERING

. CHEERING AND

. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello!

. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello! Hello.

. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello! Hello. Lifetime

. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello! Hello. Lifetime Achievement

Hello! Hello. Lifetime Achievement Award,

Hello! Hello. Lifetime Achievement Award, almost.

Hello! Hello. Lifetime Achievement Award, almost. You

Hello! Hello. Lifetime Achievement Award, almost. You look

Hello! Hello. Lifetime Achievement Award, almost. You look lovely,

Hello! Hello. Lifetime Achievement Award, almost. You look lovely, like

Award, almost. You look lovely, like address.

Award, almost. You look lovely, like address. I

Award, almost. You look lovely, like address. I like

Award, almost. You look lovely, like address. I like yours,

Award, almost. You look lovely, like address. I like yours, haven't

Award, almost. You look lovely, like address. I like yours, haven't seen

address. I like yours, haven't seen it

address. I like yours, haven't seen it before.

address. I like yours, haven't seen it before. It's

address. I like yours, haven't seen it before. It's not

address. I like yours, haven't seen it before. It's not new,

address. I like yours, haven't seen it before. It's not new, I

address. I like yours, haven't seen it before. It's not new, I don't

address. I like yours, haven't seen it before. It's not new, I don't buy

it before. It's not new, I don't buy new

it before. It's not new, I don't buy new dresses.

it before. It's not new, I don't buy new dresses. And

it before. It's not new, I don't buy new dresses. And every

it before. It's not new, I don't buy new dresses. And every ethical

it before. It's not new, I don't buy new dresses. And every ethical with

new dresses. And every ethical with my

new dresses. And every ethical with my clothes.

new dresses. And every ethical with my clothes. What

new dresses. And every ethical with my clothes. What about

new dresses. And every ethical with my clothes. What about yours?

new dresses. And every ethical with my clothes. What about yours? Is

new dresses. And every ethical with my clothes. What about yours? Is it

my clothes. What about yours? Is it new?

my clothes. What about yours? Is it new? No,

my clothes. What about yours? Is it new? No, I'm

my clothes. What about yours? Is it new? No, I'm not

my clothes. What about yours? Is it new? No, I'm not really

my clothes. What about yours? Is it new? No, I'm not really into

new? No, I'm not really into sustained...

new? No, I'm not really into sustained... Sustainability.

new? No, I'm not really into sustained... Sustainability. Anyway.

sustained... Sustainability. Anyway. I

sustained... Sustainability. Anyway. I believe

sustained... Sustainability. Anyway. I believe you.

sustained... Sustainability. Anyway. I believe you. And

sustained... Sustainability. Anyway. I believe you. And the

sustained... Sustainability. Anyway. I believe you. And the nominations

I believe you. And the nominations for

I believe you. And the nominations for Best

I believe you. And the nominations for Best comedy

I believe you. And the nominations for Best comedy actress

I believe you. And the nominations for Best comedy actress are...

I

I saw

I saw that,

I saw that, that's

I saw that, that's disgusting.

I saw that, that's disgusting. Go

I saw that, that's disgusting. Go on

I saw that, that's disgusting. Go on then,

I saw that, that's disgusting. Go on then, lucky

I saw that, that's disgusting. Go on then, lucky dip.

I saw that, that's disgusting. Go on then, lucky dip. Shame

I saw that, that's disgusting. Go on then, lucky dip. Shame on

I saw that, that's disgusting. Go on then, lucky dip. Shame on you.

I

I want

I want you

I want you to

I want you to know

I want you to know that

I want you to know that I

I want you to know that I love

I want you to know that I love you.

I want you to know that I love you. And

I want you to know that I love you. And however

I want you to know that I love you. And however hard

I want you to know that I love you. And however hard it

I want you to know that I love you. And however hard it might

I want you to know that I love you. And however hard it might be,

I want you to know that I love you. And however hard it might be, I

I want you to know that I love you. And however hard it might be, I want

And however hard it might be, I want you

And however hard it might be, I want you to

And however hard it might be, I want you to be

And however hard it might be, I want you to be happy.

And however hard it might be, I want you to be happy. Move

And however hard it might be, I want you to be happy. Move on.

And however hard it might be, I want you to be happy. Move on. Marry

you to be happy. Move on. Marry another.

you to be happy. Move on. Marry another. I

you to be happy. Move on. Marry another. I am

you to be happy. Move on. Marry another. I am of

you to be happy. Move on. Marry another. I am of course

you to be happy. Move on. Marry another. I am of course already

another. I am of course already married

another. I am of course already married to

another. I am of course already married to Mike.

another. I am of course already married to Mike. Good.

another. I am of course already married to Mike. Good. You

another. I am of course already married to Mike. Good. You must.

another. I am of course already I married to Mike. Good. You must.

married to Mike. Good. You must. I am.

married to Mike. Good. You must. I am. What

married to Mike. Good. You must. I am. What the

married to Mike. Good. You must. I am. What the hell

married to Mike. Good. You must. I am. What the hell were

married to Mike. Good. You must. I am. What the hell were you

married to Mike. Good. You must. I am. What the hell were you thinking?

am. What the hell were you thinking? I

am. What the hell were you thinking? I don't

am. What the hell were you thinking? I don't know,

am. What the hell were you thinking? I don't know, I

am. What the hell were you thinking? I don't know, I was

am. What the hell were you thinking? I don't know, I was high

am. What the hell were you thinking? I don't know, I was high on

I don't know, I was high on adrenaline

I don't know, I was high on adrenaline but

I don't know, I was high on adrenaline but what

I don't know, I was high on adrenaline but what does

I don't know, I was high on adrenaline but what does it

I don't know, I was high on adrenaline but what does it matter?

adrenaline but what does it matter? I

adrenaline but what does it matter? I would

adrenaline but what does it matter? I would never

adrenaline but what does it matter? I would never going

adrenaline but what does it matter? I would never going to

adrenaline but what does it matter? I would never going to win

adrenaline but what does it matter? I would never going to win that

I would never going to win that fight,

I would never going to win that fight, the

I would never going to win that fight, the man

I would never going to win that fight, the man is

I would never going to win that fight, the man is the

I would never going to win that fight, the man is the size

I would never going to win that fight, the man is the size of

I would never going to win that fight, the man is the size of the

fight, the man is the size of the wardrobe.

fight, the man is the size of the wardrobe. Your

fight, the man is the size of the wardrobe. Your English.

fight, the man is the size of the wardrobe. Your English. About

fight, the man is the size of the wardrobe. Your English. About five

wardrobe. Your English. About five of

wardrobe. Your English. About five of you

wardrobe. Your English. About five of you colonised

wardrobe. Your English. About five of you colonised after

wardrobe. Your English. About five of you colonised after planet

wardrobe. Your English. About five of you colonised after planet so

wardrobe. Your English. About five of you colonised after planet so we

of you colonised after planet so we thought

of you colonised after planet so we thought you

of you colonised after planet so we thought you might

of you colonised after planet so we thought you might have

of you colonised after planet so we thought you might have something

of you colonised after planet so we thought you might have something up

thought you might have something up your

thought you might have something up your sleeve.

Everything

Everything bad

Everything bad that

Everything bad that could

Everything bad that could have

Everything bad that could have happened

Everything bad that could have happened has

Everything bad that could have happened has happened.

Except

Except that.

Except that. Are

Except that. Are you

Except that. Are you kidding

Except that. Are you kidding me?

Except that. Are you kidding me? You

Except that. Are you kidding me? You know

Except that. Are you kidding me? You know you're

Except that. Are you kidding me? You know you're wrong

Except that. Are you kidding me? You know you're wrong so

Except that. Are you kidding me? You know you're wrong so why

Except that. Are you kidding me? You know you're wrong so why can't

Except that. Are you kidding me? You know you're wrong so why can't you

know you're wrong so why can't you accept

know you're wrong so why can't you accept it?

know you're wrong so why can't you accept it? Because

know you're wrong so why can't you accept it? Because your

know you're wrong so why can't you accept it? Because your fucking

know you're wrong so why can't you accept it? Because your fucking gas

accept it? Because your fucking gas lighting

accept it? Because your fucking gas lighting me.

accept it? Because your fucking gas lighting me. So

accept it? Because your fucking gas lighting me. So you

accept it? Because your fucking gas lighting me. So you do

accept it? Because your fucking gas lighting me. So you do know

accept it? Because your fucking gas lighting me. So you do know big

lighting me. So you do know big words.

lighting me. So you do know big words. What

lighting me. So you do know big words. What is

lighting me. So you do know big words. What is that

lighting me. So you do know big words. What is that supposed

lighting me. So you do know big words. What is that supposed to

words. What is that supposed to mean?

words. What is that supposed to mean? Miriam...

words. What is that supposed to mean? Miriam... The

words. What is that supposed to mean? Miriam... The spelling

words. What is that supposed to mean? Miriam... The spelling every

mean? Miriam... The spelling every time

mean? Miriam... The spelling every time you

mean? Miriam... The spelling every time you have

mean? Miriam... The spelling every time you have it

mean? Miriam... The spelling every time you have it set

mean? Miriam... The spelling every time you have it set up

mean? Miriam... The spelling every time you have it set up finding

mean? Miriam... The spelling every time you have it set up finding an

time you have it set up finding an honourable

time you have it set up finding an honourable way

time you have it set up finding an honourable way to

time you have it set up finding an honourable way to use

time you have it set up finding an honourable way to use it.

time you have it set up finding an honourable way to use it. Are

time you have it set up finding an honourable way to use it. Are you

honourable way to use it. Are you playing

honourable way to use it. Are you playing the

honourable way to use it. Are you playing the next

honourable way to use it. Are you playing the next one?

honourable way to use it. Are you playing the next one? Obviously.

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And

And the

And the winner

And the winner is...

And the winner is... Saoirse-Monica

And the winner is... Saoirse-Monica Jackson!

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Unfortunately

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Unfortunately she

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Unfortunately she couldn't

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Unfortunately she couldn't make

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Unfortunately she couldn't make it

Unfortunately she couldn't make it tonight,

Unfortunately she couldn't make it tonight, she

Unfortunately she couldn't make it tonight, she didn't

Unfortunately she couldn't make it tonight, she didn't get

Unfortunately she couldn't make it tonight, she didn't get here,

Unfortunately she couldn't make it tonight, she didn't get here, the

tonight, she didn't get here, the lazy

tonight, she didn't get here, the lazy cow.

tonight, she didn't get here, the lazy cow. So

tonight, she didn't get here, the lazy cow. So we

tonight, she didn't get here, the lazy cow. So we will

tonight, she didn't get here, the lazy cow. So we will take

tonight, she didn't get here, the lazy cow. So we will take this

tonight, she didn't get here, the lazy cow. So we will take this and

lazy cow. So we will take this and make

lazy cow. So we will take this and make sure

lazy cow. So we will take this and make sure that

lazy cow. So we will take this and make sure that she

lazy cow. So we will take this and make sure that she gets

lazy cow. So we will take this and make sure that she gets it.

lazy cow. So we will take this and make sure that she gets it. We

lazy cow. So we will take this and make sure that she gets it. We will

make sure that she gets it. We will take

make sure that she gets it. We will take very,

make sure that she gets it. We will take very, very

make sure that she gets it. We will take very, very good

make sure that she gets it. We will take very, very good care

make sure that she gets it. We will take very, very good care of

make sure that she gets it. We will take very, very good care of this.

take very, very good care of this. Is

take very, very good care of this. Is not

take very, very good care of this. Is not as

take very, very good care of this. Is not as heavy

take very, very good care of this. Is not as heavy as

take very, very good care of this. Is not as heavy as our

take very, very good care of this. Is not as heavy as our Emmys.

Is not as heavy as our Emmys. Goodbye.

Is not as heavy as our Emmys. Goodbye. Two

Is not as heavy as our Emmys. Goodbye. Two Emmys!

Is not as heavy as our Emmys. Goodbye. Two Emmys! There

Is not as heavy as our Emmys. Goodbye. Two Emmys! There is

Is not as heavy as our Emmys. Goodbye. Two Emmys! There is a

Goodbye. Two Emmys! There is a message,

Goodbye. Two Emmys! There is a message, there

Goodbye. Two Emmys! There is a message, there is

Goodbye. Two Emmys! There is a message, there is a

Goodbye. Two Emmys! There is a message, there is a message!

Goodbye. Two Emmys! There is a message, there is a message! We

Goodbye. Two Emmys! There is a message, there is a message! We hope

message, there is a message! We hope the

message, there is a message! We hope the message.

message, there is a message! We hope the message. Thank

message, there is a message! We hope the message. Thank you

message, there is a message! We hope the message. Thank you so

message, there is a message! We hope the message. Thank you so much,

the message. Thank you so much, honestly,

the message. Thank you so much, honestly, it

the message. Thank you so much, honestly, it means

the message. Thank you so much, honestly, it means the

the message. Thank you so much, honestly, it means the absolute

honestly, it means the absolute world

honestly, it means the absolute world to

honestly, it means the absolute world to me.

honestly, it means the absolute world to me. I

honestly, it means the absolute world to me. I love

honestly, it means the absolute world to me. I love demigirl

honestly, it means the absolute world to me. I love demigirl so

honestly, it means the absolute world to me. I love demigirl so much

world to me. I love demigirl so much pond

world to me. I love demigirl so much pond like

world to me. I love demigirl so much pond like the

world to me. I love demigirl so much pond like the huge

world to me. I love demigirl so much pond like the huge thank

world to me. I love demigirl so much pond like the huge thank you

world to me. I love demigirl so much pond like the huge thank you to

world to me. I love demigirl so much pond like the huge thank you to our

pond like the huge thank you to our right

pond like the huge thank you to our right and

pond like the huge thank you to our right and amazing

pond like the huge thank you to our right and amazing producers.

pond like the huge thank you to our right and amazing producers. I

pond like the huge thank you to our right and amazing producers. I would

right and amazing producers. I would like

right and amazing producers. I would like to

right and amazing producers. I would like to come

right and amazing producers. I would like to come everyone

right and amazing producers. I would like to come everyone at

right and amazing producers. I would like to come everyone at Channel

right and amazing producers. I would like to come everyone at Channel 4,

like to come everyone at Channel 4, at

like to come everyone at Channel 4, at Patrick,

like to come everyone at Channel 4, at Patrick, our

like to come everyone at Channel 4, at Patrick, our amazing

like to come everyone at Channel 4, at Patrick, our amazing cast

like to come everyone at Channel 4, at Patrick, our amazing cast and

at Patrick, our amazing cast and crew

at Patrick, our amazing cast and crew and

at Patrick, our amazing cast and crew and most

at Patrick, our amazing cast and crew and most of

at Patrick, our amazing cast and crew and most of all,

at Patrick, our amazing cast and crew and most of all, thank

at Patrick, our amazing cast and crew and most of all, thank you

at Patrick, our amazing cast and crew and most of all, thank you to

crew and most of all, thank you to everybody

crew and most of all, thank you to everybody who

crew and most of all, thank you to everybody who voted

crew and most of all, thank you to everybody who voted for

crew and most of all, thank you to everybody who voted for me

everybody who voted for me especially

everybody who voted for me especially my

everybody who voted for me especially my wonderful

everybody who voted for me especially my wonderful partner

everybody who voted for me especially my wonderful partner and

especially my wonderful partner and parents

especially my wonderful partner and parents who

especially my wonderful partner and parents who I

especially my wonderful partner and parents who I know

especially my wonderful partner and parents who I know that

especially my wonderful partner and parents who I know that an

parents who I know that an astronomical

parents who I know that an astronomical campaign

parents who I know that an astronomical campaign to

parents who I know that an astronomical campaign to get

parents who I know that an astronomical campaign to get the

astronomical campaign to get the votes,

astronomical campaign to get the votes, thank

astronomical campaign to get the votes, thank you

astronomical campaign to get the votes, thank you so

astronomical campaign to get the votes, thank you so much!

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you so

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you so much.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you so much. Go

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you so much. Go and

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you so much. Go and get

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you so much. Go and get more

Thank you so much. Go and get more drinks,

Thank you so much. Go and get more drinks, great,

Thank you so much. Go and get more drinks, great, congratulations

Thank you so much. Go and get more drinks, great, congratulations to

drinks, great, congratulations to Saoirse

drinks, great, congratulations to Saoirse Monica

drinks, great, congratulations to Saoirse Monica Jackson.

drinks, great, congratulations to Saoirse Monica Jackson. Now

drinks, great, congratulations to Saoirse Monica Jackson. Now for

drinks, great, congratulations to Saoirse Monica Jackson. Now for the

Saoirse Monica Jackson. Now for the first

Saoirse Monica Jackson. Now for the first of

Saoirse Monica Jackson. Now for the first of our

Saoirse Monica Jackson. Now for the first of our special

Saoirse Monica Jackson. Now for the first of our special awards,

Saoirse Monica Jackson. Now for the first of our special awards, the

first of our special awards, the Comedy

first of our special awards, the Comedy Game

first of our special awards, the Comedy Game Changer.

first of our special awards, the Comedy Game Changer. The

first of our special awards, the Comedy Game Changer. The recipient

Comedy Game Changer. The recipient tries

Comedy Game Changer. The recipient tries to

Comedy Game Changer. The recipient tries to engineer

Comedy Game Changer. The recipient tries to engineer real

Comedy Game Changer. The recipient tries to engineer real world

Comedy Game Changer. The recipient tries to engineer real world change

tries to engineer real world change through

tries to engineer real world change through their

tries to engineer real world change through their comedy

tries to engineer real world change through their comedy to

tries to engineer real world change through their comedy to make

tries to engineer real world change through their comedy to make a

through their comedy to make a difference.

through their comedy to make a difference. It

through their comedy to make a difference. It is

through their comedy to make a difference. It is a

through their comedy to make a difference. It is a monumental

through their comedy to make a difference. It is a monumental award

difference. It is a monumental award so

difference. It is a monumental award so it

difference. It is a monumental award so it was

difference. It is a monumental award so it was quite

difference. It is a monumental award so it was quite a

difference. It is a monumental award so it was quite a struggle

difference. It is a monumental award so it was quite a struggle finding

difference. It is a monumental award so it was quite a struggle finding a

so it was quite a struggle finding a presenter

so it was quite a struggle finding a presenter with

so it was quite a struggle finding a presenter with the

so it was quite a struggle finding a presenter with the necessary

presenter with the necessary prestige

presenter with the necessary prestige within

presenter with the necessary prestige within the

presenter with the necessary prestige within the comedy

presenter with the necessary prestige within the comedy community

prestige within the comedy community so

prestige within the comedy community so we

prestige within the comedy community so we just

prestige within the comedy community so we just didn't

prestige within the comedy community so we just didn't bother

prestige within the comedy community so we just didn't bother and

prestige within the comedy community so we just didn't bother and we

so we just didn't bother and we booked

so we just didn't bother and we booked somebody

so we just didn't bother and we booked somebody from

so we just didn't bother and we booked somebody from the

so we just didn't bother and we booked somebody from the art

so we just didn't bother and we booked somebody from the art world

booked somebody from the art world instead.

booked somebody from the art world instead. Please

booked somebody from the art world instead. Please welcome

booked somebody from the art world instead. Please welcome their

instead. Please welcome their wonderful

instead. Please welcome their wonderful Grayson

instead. Please welcome their wonderful Grayson Perry!

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now,

Now, I

Now, I have

Now, I have always

Now, I have always thought

Now, I have always thought the

Now, I have always thought the best

Now, I have always thought the best sort

Now, I have always thought the best sort of

Now, I have always thought the best sort of comedy,

Now, I have always thought the best sort of comedy, the

Now, I have always thought the best sort of comedy, the kind

Now, I have always thought the best sort of comedy, the kind that

sort of comedy, the kind that actually

sort of comedy, the kind that actually has

sort of comedy, the kind that actually has something

sort of comedy, the kind that actually has something to

sort of comedy, the kind that actually has something to say.

sort of comedy, the kind that actually has something to say. It

sort of comedy, the kind that actually has something to say. It is

actually has something to say. It is easy

actually has something to say. It is easy enough

actually has something to say. It is easy enough to

actually has something to say. It is easy enough to stand

actually has something to say. It is easy enough to stand here

actually has something to say. It is easy enough to stand here and

actually has something to say. It is easy enough to stand here and shout

easy enough to stand here and shout fuck

easy enough to stand here and shout fuck the

easy enough to stand here and shout fuck the government!

easy enough to stand here and shout fuck the government! Actually,

easy enough to stand here and shout fuck the government! Actually, it

easy enough to stand here and shout fuck the government! Actually, it is

fuck the government! Actually, it is not

fuck the government! Actually, it is not just

fuck the government! Actually, it is not just easy,

fuck the government! Actually, it is not just easy, it

fuck the government! Actually, it is not just easy, it is

fuck the government! Actually, it is not just easy, it is kind

fuck the government! Actually, it is not just easy, it is kind of

fuck the government! Actually, it is not just easy, it is kind of fun,

not just easy, it is kind of fun, too.

not just easy, it is kind of fun, too. But

not just easy, it is kind of fun, too. But it

not just easy, it is kind of fun, too. But it is

not just easy, it is kind of fun, too. But it is much,

not just easy, it is kind of fun, too. But it is much, much

not just easy, it is kind of fun, too. But it is much, much harder

not just easy, it is kind of fun, too. But it is much, much harder to

too. But it is much, much harder to highlight

too. But it is much, much harder to highlight the

too. But it is much, much harder to highlight the changes

too. But it is much, much harder to highlight the changes you

too. But it is much, much harder to highlight the changes you want

too. But it is much, much harder to highlight the changes you want to

highlight the changes you want to see

highlight the changes you want to see in

highlight the changes you want to see in the

highlight the changes you want to see in the world,

highlight the changes you want to see in the world, whilst

highlight the changes you want to see in the world, whilst making

see in the world, whilst making people

see in the world, whilst making people really,

see in the world, whilst making people really, properly

see in the world, whilst making people really, properly laughed.

people really, properly laughed. CHEERING

CHEERING Yes,

CHEERING Yes, I

CHEERING Yes, I get

CHEERING Yes, I get it,

CHEERING Yes, I get it, failed.

CHEERING Yes, I get it, failed. Tonight's

Yes, I get it, failed. Tonight's recipient

Yes, I get it, failed. Tonight's recipient is

Yes, I get it, failed. Tonight's recipient is a

Yes, I get it, failed. Tonight's recipient is a master

Yes, I get it, failed. Tonight's recipient is a master of

Yes, I get it, failed. Tonight's recipient is a master of both,

recipient is a master of both, managing

recipient is a master of both, managing to

recipient is a master of both, managing to speak

recipient is a master of both, managing to speak truth

recipient is a master of both, managing to speak truth to

recipient is a master of both, managing to speak truth to power,

recipient is a master of both, managing to speak truth to power, in

managing to speak truth to power, in an

managing to speak truth to power, in an often

managing to speak truth to power, in an often subversive

managing to speak truth to power, in an often subversive but

managing to speak truth to power, in an often subversive but also

an often subversive but also hilarious

an often subversive but also hilarious way.

an often subversive but also hilarious way. Let's

an often subversive but also hilarious way. Let's have

an often subversive but also hilarious way. Let's have a

an often subversive but also hilarious way. Let's have a look

an often subversive but also hilarious way. Let's have a look at

hilarious way. Let's have a look at a

hilarious way. Let's have a look at a view

hilarious way. Let's have a look at a view of

hilarious way. Let's have a look at a view of the

hilarious way. Let's have a look at a view of the moments

hilarious way. Let's have a look at a view of the moments that

hilarious way. Let's have a look at a view of the moments that made

hilarious way. Let's have a look at a view of the moments that made Joe

a view of the moments that made Joe Lycett...

a view of the moments that made Joe Lycett... CHEERING

a view of the moments that made Joe Lycett... CHEERING AND

a view of the moments that made Joe Lycett... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Lycett... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This

Lycett... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This year's

Lycett... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This year's inaugural

Lycett... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This year's inaugural Comedy

Lycett... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE This year's inaugural Comedy Game

This year's inaugural Comedy Game Changer.

I

I have

I have been

I have been keeping

I have been keeping myself

I have been keeping myself busy,

I have been keeping myself busy, busy

I have been keeping myself busy, busy pissing

I have been keeping myself busy, busy pissing people

I have been keeping myself busy, busy pissing people off.

I have been keeping myself busy, busy pissing people off. Pride

I have been keeping myself busy, busy pissing people off. Pride for

busy pissing people off. Pride for me

busy pissing people off. Pride for me is

busy pissing people off. Pride for me is about

busy pissing people off. Pride for me is about being

busy pissing people off. Pride for me is about being yourself

busy pissing people off. Pride for me is about being yourself whoever

me is about being yourself whoever that

me is about being yourself whoever that is

me is about being yourself whoever that is and

me is about being yourself whoever that is and your

me is about being yourself whoever that is and your sexuality

me is about being yourself whoever that is and your sexuality and

that is and your sexuality and gender

that is and your sexuality and gender has

that is and your sexuality and gender has nothing

that is and your sexuality and gender has nothing to

that is and your sexuality and gender has nothing to do

that is and your sexuality and gender has nothing to do with

that is and your sexuality and gender has nothing to do with anyone

gender has nothing to do with anyone else.

gender has nothing to do with anyone else. I

gender has nothing to do with anyone else. I think

gender has nothing to do with anyone else. I think there

gender has nothing to do with anyone else. I think there has

gender has nothing to do with anyone else. I think there has been

gender has nothing to do with anyone else. I think there has been a

gender has nothing to do with anyone else. I think there has been a bit

else. I think there has been a bit of

else. I think there has been a bit of criticism

else. I think there has been a bit of criticism in

else. I think there has been a bit of criticism in the

else. I think there has been a bit of criticism in the mail

else. I think there has been a bit of criticism in the mail on

else. I think there has been a bit of criticism in the mail on Sunday

of criticism in the mail on Sunday that

of criticism in the mail on Sunday that lefty

of criticism in the mail on Sunday that lefty liberal

of criticism in the mail on Sunday that lefty liberal comedians

of criticism in the mail on Sunday that lefty liberal comedians on

of criticism in the mail on Sunday that lefty liberal comedians on the

that lefty liberal comedians on the BBC,

that lefty liberal comedians on the BBC, I'm

that lefty liberal comedians on the BBC, I'm actually

that lefty liberal comedians on the BBC, I'm actually very

that lefty liberal comedians on the BBC, I'm actually very right-wing

BBC, I'm actually very right-wing and

BBC, I'm actually very right-wing and I

BBC, I'm actually very right-wing and I loved

BBC, I'm actually very right-wing and I loved it.

BBC, I'm actually very right-wing and I loved it. This

BBC, I'm actually very right-wing and I loved it. This is

BBC, I'm actually very right-wing and I loved it. This is a

BBC, I'm actually very right-wing and I loved it. This is a message

BBC, I'm actually very right-wing and I loved it. This is a message to

and I loved it. This is a message to David

and I loved it. This is a message to David Beckham,

and I loved it. This is a message to David Beckham, if

and I loved it. This is a message to David Beckham, if you

and I loved it. This is a message to David Beckham, if you end

and I loved it. This is a message to David Beckham, if you end your

David Beckham, if you end your relationship

David Beckham, if you end your relationship with

David Beckham, if you end your relationship with Qatar,

David Beckham, if you end your relationship with Qatar, I

David Beckham, if you end your relationship with Qatar, I will

relationship with Qatar, I will donate

relationship with Qatar, I will donate £10,000

relationship with Qatar, I will donate £10,000 of

relationship with Qatar, I will donate £10,000 of my

relationship with Qatar, I will donate £10,000 of my own

relationship with Qatar, I will donate £10,000 of my own money,

relationship with Qatar, I will donate £10,000 of my own money, a

donate £10,000 of my own money, a ground

donate £10,000 of my own money, a ground for

donate £10,000 of my own money, a ground for every

donate £10,000 of my own money, a ground for every minute

donate £10,000 of my own money, a ground for every minute U

donate £10,000 of my own money, a ground for every minute U are

ground for every minute U are reportedly

ground for every minute U are reportedly getting,

ground for every minute U are reportedly getting, to

ground for every minute U are reportedly getting, to support

reportedly getting, to support charities

reportedly getting, to support charities for

reportedly getting, to support charities for queer

reportedly getting, to support charities for queer People

reportedly getting, to support charities for queer People of

reportedly getting, to support charities for queer People of above.

charities for queer People of above. Liz

charities for queer People of above. Liz Truss

charities for queer People of above. Liz Truss will

charities for queer People of above. Liz Truss will say

charities for queer People of above. Liz Truss will say that

charities for queer People of above. Liz Truss will say that haters

charities for queer People of above. Liz Truss will say that haters with

Liz Truss will say that haters with say

Liz Truss will say that haters with say Liz

Liz Truss will say that haters with say Liz Truss

Liz Truss will say that haters with say Liz Truss is

Liz Truss will say that haters with say Liz Truss is the

Liz Truss will say that haters with say Liz Truss is the backwash

Liz Truss will say that haters with say Liz Truss is the backwash of

Liz Truss will say that haters with say Liz Truss is the backwash of the

say Liz Truss is the backwash of the available

say Liz Truss is the backwash of the available MPs.

say Liz Truss is the backwash of the available MPs. But

say Liz Truss is the backwash of the available MPs. But if

say Liz Truss is the backwash of the available MPs. But if you

say Liz Truss is the backwash of the available MPs. But if you don't,

say Liz Truss is the backwash of the available MPs. But if you don't, at

available MPs. But if you don't, at midday

available MPs. But if you don't, at midday next

available MPs. But if you don't, at midday next Sunday,

available MPs. But if you don't, at midday next Sunday, I

available MPs. But if you don't, at midday next Sunday, I will

available MPs. But if you don't, at midday next Sunday, I will throw

midday next Sunday, I will throw this

midday next Sunday, I will throw this money

midday next Sunday, I will throw this money into

midday next Sunday, I will throw this money into a

midday next Sunday, I will throw this money into a shredder.

midday next Sunday, I will throw this money into a shredder. Hi,

midday next Sunday, I will throw this money into a shredder. Hi, just

this money into a shredder. Hi, just dropped

this money into a shredder. Hi, just dropped off

this money into a shredder. Hi, just dropped off a

this money into a shredder. Hi, just dropped off a house

this money into a shredder. Hi, just dropped off a house plant

this money into a shredder. Hi, just dropped off a house plant to

this money into a shredder. Hi, just dropped off a house plant to your

dropped off a house plant to your London

dropped off a house plant to your London HQ,

dropped off a house plant to your London HQ, is

dropped off a house plant to your London HQ, is it

dropped off a house plant to your London HQ, is it true

dropped off a house plant to your London HQ, is it true you

dropped off a house plant to your London HQ, is it true you are

London HQ, is it true you are exploring

London HQ, is it true you are exploring for

London HQ, is it true you are exploring for new

London HQ, is it true you are exploring for new oil

London HQ, is it true you are exploring for new oil even

London HQ, is it true you are exploring for new oil even though

exploring for new oil even though the

exploring for new oil even though the IAEA

exploring for new oil even though the IAEA say

exploring for new oil even though the IAEA say we

exploring for new oil even though the IAEA say we don't

exploring for new oil even though the IAEA say we don't need

exploring for new oil even though the IAEA say we don't need any

exploring for new oil even though the IAEA say we don't need any more

the IAEA say we don't need any more oilfields?

the IAEA say we don't need any more oilfields? Zero

the IAEA say we don't need any more oilfields? Zero as

the IAEA say we don't need any more oilfields? Zero as a

the IAEA say we don't need any more oilfields? Zero as a hard,

the IAEA say we don't need any more oilfields? Zero as a hard, isn't

the IAEA say we don't need any more oilfields? Zero as a hard, isn't it?

oilfields? Zero as a hard, isn't it? I've

oilfields? Zero as a hard, isn't it? I've really

oilfields? Zero as a hard, isn't it? I've really got

oilfields? Zero as a hard, isn't it? I've really got the

oilfields? Zero as a hard, isn't it? I've really got the backlash.

oilfields? Zero as a hard, isn't it? I've really got the backlash. We

I've really got the backlash. We don't

I've really got the backlash. We don't need

I've really got the backlash. We don't need oil,

I've really got the backlash. We don't need oil, ignorant

I've really got the backlash. We don't need oil, ignorant lefty.

don't need oil, ignorant lefty. That's

don't need oil, ignorant lefty. That's me.

don't need oil, ignorant lefty. That's me. I'm

don't need oil, ignorant lefty. That's me. I'm going

don't need oil, ignorant lefty. That's me. I'm going to

don't need oil, ignorant lefty. That's me. I'm going to do

don't need oil, ignorant lefty. That's me. I'm going to do something

That's me. I'm going to do something now

That's me. I'm going to do something now that

That's me. I'm going to do something now that the

That's me. I'm going to do something now that the British

That's me. I'm going to do something now that the British government

now that the British government doesn't

now that the British government doesn't always

now that the British government doesn't always do

now that the British government doesn't always do and

now that the British government doesn't always do and welcome

now that the British government doesn't always do and welcome some

doesn't always do and welcome some foreigners.

doesn't always do and welcome some foreigners. I'm

doesn't always do and welcome some foreigners. I'm changing

doesn't always do and welcome some foreigners. I'm changing my

doesn't always do and welcome some foreigners. I'm changing my name

foreigners. I'm changing my name legally

foreigners. I'm changing my name legally to

foreigners. I'm changing my name legally to Hugo

foreigners. I'm changing my name legally to Hugo Boss.

foreigners. I'm changing my name legally to Hugo Boss. We

foreigners. I'm changing my name legally to Hugo Boss. We are

foreigners. I'm changing my name legally to Hugo Boss. We are making

legally to Hugo Boss. We are making Channel

legally to Hugo Boss. We are making Channel for

legally to Hugo Boss. We are making Channel for queer!

legally to Hugo Boss. We are making Channel for queer! He

legally to Hugo Boss. We are making Channel for queer! He married

legally to Hugo Boss. We are making Channel for queer! He married a

Channel for queer! He married a Spice

Channel for queer! He married a Spice Girl

Channel for queer! He married a Spice Girl which

Channel for queer! He married a Spice Girl which is

Channel for queer! He married a Spice Girl which is the

Channel for queer! He married a Spice Girl which is the gayest

Channel for queer! He married a Spice Girl which is the gayest thing

Spice Girl which is the gayest thing human

Spice Girl which is the gayest thing human being

Spice Girl which is the gayest thing human being can

Spice Girl which is the gayest thing human being can do.

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE If

APPLAUSE If you

APPLAUSE If you have

APPLAUSE If you have felt

APPLAUSE If you have felt like

APPLAUSE If you have felt like you

APPLAUSE If you have felt like you don't

If you have felt like you don't belong,

If you have felt like you don't belong, you

If you have felt like you don't belong, you are

If you have felt like you don't belong, you are too

If you have felt like you don't belong, you are too odd

If you have felt like you don't belong, you are too odd for

If you have felt like you don't belong, you are too odd for your

belong, you are too odd for your sexual

belong, you are too odd for your sexual case

belong, you are too odd for your sexual case are

belong, you are too odd for your sexual case are too

belong, you are too odd for your sexual case are too strange,

belong, you are too odd for your sexual case are too strange, please

sexual case are too strange, please know

sexual case are too strange, please know that

sexual case are too strange, please know that there

sexual case are too strange, please know that there is

sexual case are too strange, please know that there is a

sexual case are too strange, please know that there is a place

sexual case are too strange, please know that there is a place for

sexual case are too strange, please know that there is a place for you

know that there is a place for you and

know that there is a place for you and it

know that there is a place for you and it is

know that there is a place for you and it is here

know that there is a place for you and it is here at

know that there is a place for you and it is here at Pride,

know that there is a place for you and it is here at Pride, you

know that there is a place for you and it is here at Pride, you belong

and it is here at Pride, you belong here

and it is here at Pride, you belong here because

and it is here at Pride, you belong here because everyone

and it is here at Pride, you belong here because everyone belongs

and it is here at Pride, you belong here because everyone belongs here,

here because everyone belongs here, even

here because everyone belongs here, even bastards.

here because everyone belongs here, even bastards. Money

here because everyone belongs here, even bastards. Money has

here because everyone belongs here, even bastards. Money has got

here because everyone belongs here, even bastards. Money has got a

here because everyone belongs here, even bastards. Money has got a job

even bastards. Money has got a job to

even bastards. Money has got a job to do.

even bastards. Money has got a job to do. --

even bastards. Money has got a job to do. -- mummy

even bastards. Money has got a job to do. -- mummy has

even bastards. Money has got a job to do. -- mummy has got.

even bastards. Money has got a job to do. -- mummy has got. CHEERING

to do. -- mummy has got. CHEERING AND

to do. -- mummy has got. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

AND APPLAUSE And

AND APPLAUSE And Joe

AND APPLAUSE And Joe Lycett

AND APPLAUSE And Joe Lycett is

AND APPLAUSE And Joe Lycett is an

AND APPLAUSE And Joe Lycett is an artist,

AND APPLAUSE And Joe Lycett is an artist, a

AND APPLAUSE And Joe Lycett is an artist, a merry

And Joe Lycett is an artist, a merry prankster,

And Joe Lycett is an artist, a merry prankster, a

And Joe Lycett is an artist, a merry prankster, a disrupter,

And Joe Lycett is an artist, a merry prankster, a disrupter, a

And Joe Lycett is an artist, a merry prankster, a disrupter, a worthy

prankster, a disrupter, a worthy trial,

prankster, a disrupter, a worthy trial, a

prankster, a disrupter, a worthy trial, a revolutionary,

prankster, a disrupter, a worthy trial, a revolutionary, a

trial, a revolutionary, a pornographic

trial, a revolutionary, a pornographic gardener,

trial, a revolutionary, a pornographic gardener, and

trial, a revolutionary, a pornographic gardener, and a

trial, a revolutionary, a pornographic gardener, and a man

pornographic gardener, and a man whose

pornographic gardener, and a man whose work

pornographic gardener, and a man whose work has

pornographic gardener, and a man whose work has marinades

pornographic gardener, and a man whose work has marinades hit...

pornographic gardener, and a man whose work has marinades hit... Is

whose work has marinades hit... Is marinated

whose work has marinades hit... Is marinated in

whose work has marinades hit... Is marinated in a

whose work has marinades hit... Is marinated in a heartfelt

whose work has marinades hit... Is marinated in a heartfelt desire

whose work has marinades hit... Is marinated in a heartfelt desire for

marinated in a heartfelt desire for a

marinated in a heartfelt desire for a quality,

marinated in a heartfelt desire for a quality, whatever

marinated in a heartfelt desire for a quality, whatever that

marinated in a heartfelt desire for a quality, whatever that is,

marinated in a heartfelt desire for a quality, whatever that is, and

a quality, whatever that is, and true

a quality, whatever that is, and true generosity

a quality, whatever that is, and true generosity of

a quality, whatever that is, and true generosity of spirit

a quality, whatever that is, and true generosity of spirit --

a quality, whatever that is, and true generosity of spirit -- for

true generosity of spirit -- for inequality.

true generosity of spirit -- for inequality. Whether

true generosity of spirit -- for inequality. Whether he

true generosity of spirit -- for inequality. Whether he is

true generosity of spirit -- for inequality. Whether he is changing

inequality. Whether he is changing his

inequality. Whether he is changing his name

inequality. Whether he is changing his name to

inequality. Whether he is changing his name to Hugo

inequality. Whether he is changing his name to Hugo Boss,

inequality. Whether he is changing his name to Hugo Boss, claiming

inequality. Whether he is changing his name to Hugo Boss, claiming to

his name to Hugo Boss, claiming to shred

his name to Hugo Boss, claiming to shred 10,000

his name to Hugo Boss, claiming to shred 10,000 quid.

his name to Hugo Boss, claiming to shred 10,000 quid. --

his name to Hugo Boss, claiming to shred 10,000 quid. -- for

shred 10,000 quid. -- for inequality,

shred 10,000 quid. -- for inequality, to

shred 10,000 quid. -- for inequality, to raise

shred 10,000 quid. -- for inequality, to raise awareness

shred 10,000 quid. -- for inequality, to raise awareness of

inequality, to raise awareness of LGBTQ+

inequality, to raise awareness of LGBTQ+ or

inequality, to raise awareness of LGBTQ+ or faking

inequality, to raise awareness of LGBTQ+ or faking a

inequality, to raise awareness of LGBTQ+ or faking a version

inequality, to raise awareness of LGBTQ+ or faking a version of

inequality, to raise awareness of LGBTQ+ or faking a version of the

LGBTQ+ or faking a version of the report,

LGBTQ+ or faking a version of the report, he

LGBTQ+ or faking a version of the report, he is

LGBTQ+ or faking a version of the report, he is always

LGBTQ+ or faking a version of the report, he is always unpredictable,

report, he is always unpredictable, always

report, he is always unpredictable, always remarkable.

report, he is always unpredictable, always remarkable. He's

report, he is always unpredictable, always remarkable. He's a

report, he is always unpredictable, always remarkable. He's a really

always remarkable. He's a really nice

always remarkable. He's a really nice bloke

always remarkable. He's a really nice bloke as

always remarkable. He's a really nice bloke as well.

always remarkable. He's a really nice bloke as well. Always

nice bloke as well. Always brilliantly

nice bloke as well. Always brilliantly funny.

nice bloke as well. Always brilliantly funny. So

nice bloke as well. Always brilliantly funny. So please

nice bloke as well. Always brilliantly funny. So please join

nice bloke as well. Always brilliantly funny. So please join me

brilliantly funny. So please join me in

brilliantly funny. So please join me in congratulating

brilliantly funny. So please join me in congratulating this

brilliantly funny. So please join me in congratulating this year's

in congratulating this year's recipient

in congratulating this year's recipient of

in congratulating this year's recipient of the

in congratulating this year's recipient of the Comedy

in congratulating this year's recipient of the Comedy Game

in congratulating this year's recipient of the Comedy Game Changer

recipient of the Comedy Game Changer award,

recipient of the Comedy Game Changer award, the

recipient of the Comedy Game Changer award, the darling

recipient of the Comedy Game Changer award, the darling of

recipient of the Comedy Game Changer award, the darling of the

award, the darling of the Conservative

award, the darling of the Conservative Party,

award, the darling of the Conservative Party, Joe

award, the darling of the Conservative Party, Joe Lycett!

CHEERING

CHEERING AND

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wonderful,

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wonderful, wonderful.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wonderful, wonderful. Sorry,

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wonderful, wonderful. Sorry, I

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wonderful, wonderful. Sorry, I am

Wonderful, wonderful. Sorry, I am doctor's

Wonderful, wonderful. Sorry, I am doctor's to

Wonderful, wonderful. Sorry, I am doctor's to sit

Wonderful, wonderful. Sorry, I am doctor's to sit down,

Wonderful, wonderful. Sorry, I am doctor's to sit down, fucking

Wonderful, wonderful. Sorry, I am doctor's to sit down, fucking hell.

doctor's to sit down, fucking hell. I

doctor's to sit down, fucking hell. I didn't

doctor's to sit down, fucking hell. I didn't realise

doctor's to sit down, fucking hell. I didn't realise you

doctor's to sit down, fucking hell. I didn't realise you were

doctor's to sit down, fucking hell. I didn't realise you were doing

doctor's to sit down, fucking hell. I didn't realise you were doing a

I didn't realise you were doing a speech.

I didn't realise you were doing a speech. It

I didn't realise you were doing a speech. It is

I didn't realise you were doing a speech. It is very

I didn't realise you were doing a speech. It is very nice

I didn't realise you were doing a speech. It is very nice to

I didn't realise you were doing a speech. It is very nice to watch

I didn't realise you were doing a speech. It is very nice to watch the

speech. It is very nice to watch the obituary

speech. It is very nice to watch the obituary package.

speech. It is very nice to watch the obituary package. I

speech. It is very nice to watch the obituary package. I have

speech. It is very nice to watch the obituary package. I have written

obituary package. I have written some

obituary package. I have written some names

obituary package. I have written some names of

obituary package. I have written some names of people

obituary package. I have written some names of people I

obituary package. I have written some names of people I should

obituary package. I have written some names of people I should thank,

some names of people I should thank, oh,

some names of people I should thank, oh, shit,

some names of people I should thank, oh, shit, I

some names of people I should thank, oh, shit, I am

some names of people I should thank, oh, shit, I am on

some names of people I should thank, oh, shit, I am on WhatsApp

some names of people I should thank, oh, shit, I am on WhatsApp to

some names of people I should thank, oh, shit, I am on WhatsApp to Self

oh, shit, I am on WhatsApp to Self Esteem.

oh, shit, I am on WhatsApp to Self Esteem. Liz

oh, shit, I am on WhatsApp to Self Esteem. Liz Truss!

oh, shit, I am on WhatsApp to Self Esteem. Liz Truss! Couldn't

oh, shit, I am on WhatsApp to Self Esteem. Liz Truss! Couldn't do

oh, shit, I am on WhatsApp to Self Esteem. Liz Truss! Couldn't do it

Esteem. Liz Truss! Couldn't do it without

Esteem. Liz Truss! Couldn't do it without you,

Esteem. Liz Truss! Couldn't do it without you, girl.

Esteem. Liz Truss! Couldn't do it without you, girl. Hugo

Esteem. Liz Truss! Couldn't do it without you, girl. Hugo Boss,

Esteem. Liz Truss! Couldn't do it without you, girl. Hugo Boss, I'd

without you, girl. Hugo Boss, I'd like

without you, girl. Hugo Boss, I'd like to

without you, girl. Hugo Boss, I'd like to thank

without you, girl. Hugo Boss, I'd like to thank Hugo

without you, girl. Hugo Boss, I'd like to thank Hugo Boss.

without you, girl. Hugo Boss, I'd like to thank Hugo Boss. For

like to thank Hugo Boss. For designing

like to thank Hugo Boss. For designing those

like to thank Hugo Boss. For designing those lovely

like to thank Hugo Boss. For designing those lovely Nazi

designing those lovely Nazi uniforms.

designing those lovely Nazi uniforms. And

designing those lovely Nazi uniforms. And then

designing those lovely Nazi uniforms. And then to

designing those lovely Nazi uniforms. And then to the

designing those lovely Nazi uniforms. And then to the company

uniforms. And then to the company Hugo

uniforms. And then to the company Hugo Boss

uniforms. And then to the company Hugo Boss for

uniforms. And then to the company Hugo Boss for their

uniforms. And then to the company Hugo Boss for their unending

Hugo Boss for their unending appetite

Hugo Boss for their unending appetite to

Hugo Boss for their unending appetite to protect

Hugo Boss for their unending appetite to protect their

appetite to protect their intellectual

appetite to protect their intellectual copyright.

appetite to protect their intellectual copyright. Someone

appetite to protect their intellectual copyright. Someone on

intellectual copyright. Someone on Twitter

intellectual copyright. Someone on Twitter with

intellectual copyright. Someone on Twitter with a

intellectual copyright. Someone on Twitter with a football

intellectual copyright. Someone on Twitter with a football team

intellectual copyright. Someone on Twitter with a football team logo

intellectual copyright. Someone on Twitter with a football team logo as

Twitter with a football team logo as their

Twitter with a football team logo as their profile

Twitter with a football team logo as their profile picture

Twitter with a football team logo as their profile picture for

Twitter with a football team logo as their profile picture for keeping

Twitter with a football team logo as their profile picture for keeping me

their profile picture for keeping me grounded.

their profile picture for keeping me grounded. To

their profile picture for keeping me grounded. To Nadine

their profile picture for keeping me grounded. To Nadine Dorries!

grounded. To Nadine Dorries! CHEERING

CHEERING For

CHEERING For everything

CHEERING For everything she

CHEERING For everything she has

CHEERING For everything she has done

CHEERING For everything she has done for

For everything she has done for culture.

For everything she has done for culture. To

For everything she has done for culture. To the

For everything she has done for culture. To the BBC

For everything she has done for culture. To the BBC chairman

For everything she has done for culture. To the BBC chairman Richard

culture. To the BBC chairman Richard Sharp,

culture. To the BBC chairman Richard Sharp, for

culture. To the BBC chairman Richard Sharp, for that

culture. To the BBC chairman Richard Sharp, for that loan

culture. To the BBC chairman Richard Sharp, for that loan you

culture. To the BBC chairman Richard Sharp, for that loan you gave

culture. To the BBC chairman Richard Sharp, for that loan you gave me,

Sharp, for that loan you gave me, thank

Sharp, for that loan you gave me, thank you,

Sharp, for that loan you gave me, thank you, Richard,

Sharp, for that loan you gave me, thank you, Richard, I

Sharp, for that loan you gave me, thank you, Richard, I was

Sharp, for that loan you gave me, thank you, Richard, I was struggling

thank you, Richard, I was struggling when

thank you, Richard, I was struggling when I

thank you, Richard, I was struggling when I started

thank you, Richard, I was struggling when I started out

thank you, Richard, I was struggling when I started out and

thank you, Richard, I was struggling when I started out and he

thank you, Richard, I was struggling when I started out and he kept

thank you, Richard, I was struggling when I started out and he kept me

when I started out and he kept me afloat.

when I started out and he kept me afloat. I

when I started out and he kept me afloat. I would

when I started out and he kept me afloat. I would like

when I started out and he kept me afloat. I would like to

when I started out and he kept me afloat. I would like to dedicate

afloat. I would like to dedicate this

afloat. I would like to dedicate this award

afloat. I would like to dedicate this award to

afloat. I would like to dedicate this award to the

afloat. I would like to dedicate this award to the Channel

afloat. I would like to dedicate this award to the Channel for

this award to the Channel for lawyers

this award to the Channel for lawyers who

this award to the Channel for lawyers who have

this award to the Channel for lawyers who have protected

this award to the Channel for lawyers who have protected me