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Something is happening.
It really is possible.
At last!
I've done it.
I've actually done it.
At last!
I don't need much,
just a few more coins to buy grocery.
Don't disturb me, I'll lose my concentration.
It gave me the formula.
Finally!
You only gave me 30 pesos, I need more money Albert.
You don't understand, love.
Everything is expensive now,
that's why you need to give me more money.
You know…
I don't have any money.
Wait for my salary.
How are you going to have money?
You've wasted your whole salary on buying books.
And you could have rented a computer instead.
Why don't you rent a computer?
You bought it and the down payment for it was big.
Our air-con has been in the shop for three years, we can't pay for it.
- We'll be able to buy it, don't worry. - How?
Excuse me.
Why are you disturbing your husband?
You know he needs to think in peace.
He might get confused and space out.
Ma, I need to go, but I only have 30 pesos.
Make do with it, why are you disturbing him?
You sided with him again.
Fine, fine.
Son.
Okay, I'll be going now.
Here's some snacks, go on and eat first.
Okay, thank you!
Why doesn't she try to go grocery shopping with only 30 pesos?
Let's see if she can buy anything.
With the prices being so high right now.
What's up with his inventions anyway?
Mommy, are you going to the market?
Yes.
Don't forget to buy some food for the brain, to make me smarter.
Food for the brains?
Some fish, steak, and chicken.
Milk too.
- And some nuts! - Hold on.
I don't have any more nuts.
Hold on, do you know how much money I have?
30 pesos.
You and your father should just tell me straight on,
do you want me to steal from the market?
Just don't let them catch you.
Sir, can you take a look at this medal and see if I can pawn it.
I don't accept medals.
And why won't you accept it? It's gold.
This is what my in-law got because of his brains.
And my grandson got this one because of his excellence in college.
Ma'am, I don't need your stories.
We don't accept those.
What we need here is money.
People can only pawn in jewelries, and genuine watches.
This medal is real gold though!
We don't accept those.
- We're through! - You don't accept trophies?
We really don't accept those.
How can I help you?
And the bad luck just keeps on coming.
Here comes the demon.
I heard nothing.
I saw no monster.
Three thousand, hurry.
Hold on, let me see.
What kind of watch is this?
It's a watch.
There are no minutes and seconds.
We don't accept those.
Why doesn't Quartz have a minute hand?
The reason why I'm pawning this in is because my son's money,
from Saudi has not arrived yet.
Your son's money from Saudi.
Tell him the truth, that you stole the watch.
She just wants the money.
And, we don't accept stolen watches.
Enough.
I really didn't want to fight you.
But now, you've stepped on my honor, fight me.
I won't fight you.
Don't fight here.
- Have mercy, please don't fight here. - Why are you butting in?
I don't want to fight you.
You're too much.
Crazies.
What you mean to say is that you fought with Miss Toyang again?
Yes. She thought I wasn't going to fight an elephant as big as her.
She had enough of me.
What's that Ma?
We're having fish again?
Did you give me money to buy beef?
No.
Deal with this.
But don't worry, we have adobo.
- Really Ma? - Of course.
- A do do?! - Okay!
Here.
It's spinach.
- Adobong spinach? - This is adobong spinach?
Adobo!
I didn't say it was pork.
Eat.
Who do you think you guys are?
Eat.
I thought you were courting Emily?
The fat lady's daughter?
Come on Ma, what are our surnames?
Batongbalani.
What was Emily's surname when she was single?
Batongbakal.
Is it really that shocking when we were both attracted to each other?
It was natural.
It wasn't my fault that I was blinded by her.
Blinded? Stupid!
That rude Etang, she thought I was going to back down.
Hey, never.
Why are you still fighting until now?
The past is in the past.
I've moved on, but she hasn't.
During our days, when your father was just courting me.
She said that I stole him from her?
And I was the snake in their relationship.
Albert, tell me the truth, do I look like a snake?
Do I look like a snake?
- Like a snake? Never. - Really?
No Mommy.
A big snake maybe.
- Morning. - Stupid.
You're stupid.
Blind.
Hey, Na toy!
You jerk, where do you think you're going?
Why?
Look at the car you sold to me!
Every movement I make, a piece goes missing!
Every block I pass, something falls down.
Do you know what you did to me? This is what's left.
You're fooling me again!
- That's all? - Yeah!
Don't get mad.
Why not?
I'll return your money.
I just found out that the guy who sold me the car was tricking me,
he told me that the pieces flew off like a kite.
You're shameless!
Here's your money, everything's there.
- I was waiting for you actually. - Really?
Full amount?
It's exact.
This is your last strike, another mistake and I'll beat you up.
Here's the stick you might be able to use it.
Try to make another kite.
Come on kids.
Why did you return the money? How are you going to buy things now?
Why would I give it back? Here.
Give me.
Hold on, you're stepping on my slippers.
Here, take it easy.
Calm down.
Give me some son.
Give me.
She's used to it.
You're so greedy, it's like you haven't touched money.
You promised you'd give me money.
Here's a hundred.
You know Ma, she's like Bonifacio,
whenever she sees money she hurries towards it.
Here, go buy something.
We're going to the market.
Give me a few more.
Go change your clothes, wear something else.
Pa.
Give me my allowance.
What allowance?
I'm going to school.
Stop going to school.
I told you, stop it with all that school stuff.
Leave me alone.
We need you to work.
When I was your age, I was already working, already had an income.
You're not giving anything back with all your allowance, food, and trips.
Nothing will happen to you.
Is that in Pa?
Don't bother with it, it looks good on me.
More circle means more money, stupid.
I'm going to take a bath.
Okay Pa.
You thought you were going to one up me?
Are you hungry? Eat some more.
We're full boss.
We can be extravagant today.
Hey guard, tell Bryan to get the bill.
Papa, the bill.
Hold on.
Bill.
I said hold on.
You keep shouting at us to be faster, but you're the one who's slow.
You asshole.
You're just my son.
And you're just my dad.
How ungrateful.
It looks like you don't have an appetite.
Was it delicious?
Yes.
Ten afritada,
12 pork, six pork tofu, and 20 rice.
And six soda.
It's quite cheap, just 285.40.
Are you going to add anything else?
Maybe the others who haven't paid yet, add it to my tab.
We're extravagant today.
You are so.
You truly are amazing boss.
You truly are amazing boss.
An additional 85.40.
Chicken.
What happened?
Where are the figures and why are some of the letters missing?
You mean to say that Jon-Jon is going to be accelerated?
Yes ma'am, he'll be accelerated.
Mister Hernan, our son had just been accelerated.
We can't do anything about it, he is truly smart.
And you Jon-Jon, report to Miss Cruz that you'll be transferred as a 3rd year.
You mean to say I'm now a 3rd year?
You don't want to be?
See Mama, he got accelerated twice within a year.
Yes.
- My grandson is truly smart. - Congratulations.
Unbelievable.
I give you your allowance daily
and this is what you'll bring back, a bunch of failed grades?
I told you that sending him to school is a waste, he doesn't need to study.
And what? You want him to grow up like you, stupid and naïve.
Who's stupid?
You!
Easy with the words Ma.
I'm stupid?
Look at Albert, he finished school with a diploma but does he earn more than me?
We don't need books, we need street smarts.
He's actually right Ma.
But you're still wrong.
I want a 100.
Hold on Ma, what do you see there?
A lot of 60.
How many do you see?
Eight.
If you add it all, how many is it?
Eight 60s?
Let me calculate it.
About 480.
How many 100 are there in 480?
Four.
See? I have four.
You only wanted one.
But now you have four.
Just keep getting 60, and you'll have a hundred.
Right, I told you grandmother is wise.
Is that so?
- Your daddy is here. - Hello.
I'm here.
Just got his salary.
Love, let it down first and take a rest.
- I told you he got his salary. - What's for dinner?
It's best if I set this on the table.
I'm hungry.
Love, hold on.
It's for Jon-Jon and I.
What is it?
Books?
Yes, why? This is good for the brain.
- That's right. - Good for the brain.
Let it be, when my project is done we'll be rich. We'll buy lots of stuff.
I don't need your riches for tomorrow, what we need is food today.
What will I do with these books?
- Why? - Mommy, mommy.
My child!
Mommy, no!
There!
I thought you brought food. Here's your books!
There!
Jon-Jon, enough with the books. And those nuts, stop it. Eat some salad.
Salad?
Those are just sweet potatoes.
It's still salad.
Here it is.
Let's take a look. It's still hot.
It seems big.
It is big.
Those are our books. Why did you cook it?
You both like reading books, so here there are. A feast for you both.
Stand up from there. What are you doing?
Just reading.
I told you, reading won't give you anything.
Keep on reading and you'll hurt your eyes.
Didn't you like reading before Pa?
Why did you hit me?
That's why my grandson's head is turning red, you keep on hitting him.
- You're so big. - Don't you dare answer.
I'm an adult now, you shouldn't hit me anymore. I was just scolding him.
Why are you hitting my grandson?
Hold on ma. Why is my husband crying? Why?
You've give me no honor, you shouldn't hit me anymore.
Come on Ma, my husband is an adult already.
- You want me to hit you? - Sure! Wait, no!
No Ma. Peace.
Stop crying.
You didn't go with me, I went to the sauna last night.
- Why didn't you invite me? - It was nice.
I entered the room looking for a girl. I saw a pretty one.
That one sexy star.
I saw Sarsa Parilla.
What happened?
We were in the room and she massaged my back. It tickled me.
Then what happened?
You kiss it here, right?
You're scared of Miss Cruz again.
Batobalani, what was that?
Ma'am, you're really nice, right?
Miss Cruz is really nice. Stand up, Miss Cruz is here.
Good morning ma'am.
Good morning.
Take your seat.
Yes.
Good morning ma'am.
Class, I'd like you to meet Jon Jon Gatbunton.
In one semester, he accelerated twice already.
You, Batobalani, should copy Gatbunton.
Stop filling your mind with jokes!
It's okay to be stupid as long as I'm not stout.
You're telling me you're big?
Don't tell me you're smart.
That's enough!
Gatbunton, you may take your seat.
Ma'am hold on.
This is Sarsi's seat, it's already reserved but she's just absent.
She's always absent, let her bring her own chair next time.
Come on Ma'am.
You may take that seat.
Thank you ma'am. Hold on.
Are you really going to fight me?
Yes.
Later, outside.
Sure.
I'm so tired. Go down already.
You're tired, it's my turn.
Boys, stop that! Stop that!
Sorry. Sorry, ma'am.
Hello, sweetheart!
Sweetheart? To toy, you're always ruining my day. So rude.
I'm rude? Stinky!
I know bro.
You do know.
Antonio, let's fix this.
Who's going to fix it, us? Move your butt.
Ma'am, it wasn't mentioned that I was going to work as a mechanic.
My porcelain skin will get marked.
How are we going to leave if this doesn't get fixed?
Shouldn't it be-
Sir, Ma'am. It looks like you have a problem.
Does this guy have an appointment with us?
I don't know him.
If you need something, talk to our driver. Don't talk to us, talk to him.
If you need this to be fixed, I'm actually an expert mechanic.
Here's my card.
Give it to my driver.
Sir.
Augusto To toy Batobalani, expert mortician.
Not that.
Mortician?
Here.
Sir.
Here.
To toy.
That's me.
To toy beautician?
Not that one.
What is this?
Augusto Batobalani, expert auto mechanic.
That's me!
Rest assured that I can solve your problems.
An expert?
What do you think?
I don't trust him, we need to bring the car to a garage.
It's a guaranteed fix.
Maybe he can do it.
I can truly do it. It's easy for me.
No problem?
Okay, go on.
Okay, try it.
Sure.
You know, dear... Go ahead and fix it.
You know dear, Albert is near here.
Why don't we walk to him, while the car gets fixed?
You're going to make me walk? Sweetie.
There are tricycles.
Why is this guy talking to you?
Antonio, talk to him. I don't have time for him.
Darling, we need to bring gifts to Albert.
Why don't we fly to Hong Kong? Let's buy some sweets there.
What?!
It's too late to take a plane.
Come on, let's just go to Rustan
and buy all the expensive things there to give to Albert.
Okay.
What are we going to ride?
Antonio, call us a taxi.
Taxi.
I'm not going to ride a non-air-conditioned car with no sound system.
- Okay, that's right. - Move on.
Find one that has air-condition and a stereo.
Here, an air-conditioned taxi.
Ma'am it has air-con.
Antonio, swap with him so that you'll be the one driving.
Kindly get out of the car.
Why am I leaving? I'm the driver.
Ma'am.
We're not riding it if you're the one driving it.
We need our own driver to drive the taxi.
I'm so not going to accept another person driving the taxi.
How much is this taxi?
I'm not selling it.
You might if we come to an agreement.
If I give you...
a tip.
Well, you know, my car...
I'll allow him to drive it, I'll just sit beside him.
Good!
Dear…
The spray…
And where are you going?
I'm going to be sitting beside you.
I'm not used to someone sitting beside me.
What did I get myself into? I'm the driver yet I'm here at the back.
Where's our god son? Junior.
He went to the library.
He truly is like his father.
Did you know, Jon Jon got accelerated twice.
Is that so?
Who would've thought.
How lucky.
He's the same as his father, a bookworm.
Not really, love.
Maybe he'll grow up to be like Albert.
Well, that isn't far from happening.
It's not that I'm dissing his skills but times right now, money is important, right?
Of course.
Did you know that if you were to join my business,
Your year's worth of salary would only be a week in my business.
One week?
Yes, a week.
Love, he said a week.
Well, no worries.
I'll think about it.
You do that, talk it out with each other.
Of course, let's eat now.
Ma, the salad.
Over there, excuse me.
- How exotic! - Son.
Is this a French dish?
French dish?
If France has sweet potatoes on their salad, then sure it's a French dish.
Then let's eat.
Yes.
Pa.
You've arrived.
It looks like you're in the way again.
Why are you over there?
What's this?
Hide it in the house.
We'll use it later, sell it at Gandara.
Okay.
Hold on.
The owners would be angry that you took their car apart.
It's just a little piece, now go on.
Won't you take the battery home?
I taped it already, now go on! Start walking or they might see you.
Okay.
Oh no! My poor chest!
- Good as new! - Antonio, ask him how much.
How much?
If you were going to bring it to a garage, it'll cost you 6,500.
I'll give it to you for 2,000.
How cheap.
Only 2,000, fine. Your check or mine?
We can…
No check please, cash on delivery.
Cash? No problem, tell them it's two thousand.
2,000?
What do you think?
Give him three thousand.
Three thousand.
There's a little tip for you.
Thank you.
It's enough?
Thank you.
I don't understand how you allowed us to eat over there.
He's still our friend, at least it's done.
My God, their taste in food…
I know, I know.
I would enjoyed it better if we ate at Prince Albert.
Remind me.
What?
When we get home, I need to drink some alka seltzer.
I knew it.
I really hope it doesn't happen again, I don't think I can take anymore.
Maybe next year again.
I don't like going there, but you're the nice guy here.
We need to give them a chance.
Boss, what's happening?
Antonio, what did you do?
- Stop the car. - Stop it!
There are no brakes.
It's out of control.
Antonio, what did you do?
Look out for the people!
I'm coming.
- What happened? - Friend.
What happened? Bro, what happened to you?
Our new Mercedez Bench exploded.
Exploded!
Just keep on eating. A blessing has arrived, this doesn't happen daily.
Okay, keep eating.
Hold on, where did you buy this?
- Around the block. - Mama, stop asking questions.
Just keep on eating.
We might be lucky but someone out there wasn't.
Pa, your luck has run out.
This is the guy that tricked us!
I knew it! I wasn't wrong. That guy is evil.
To toy, how could you do this to our friends?
He's in a family full of tricksters and hustlers.
Let me through.
You have no right to enter my house.
What house? Is this a house?
- Yes. - Okay.
Enough.
Okay!
To toy!
You over there, just sitting there while eating your heart out.
Come over here so we can talk it out!
You asshole.
Hold on.
What are your problems?
Why did you do it? You fooled our friends.
You tricked me!
Tricked? What did I do?
You said you'd fix our Mercedes Bench, right?
Didn't I make it run?
Why did it explode?
How should I know!
- He's denying it. - He is.
Our deal was I'd make it go.
Stop shouting!
It doesn't mean that this is your house,
we have no right to complain to you.
Let's forget about the car, look at what happened to us, our poor skin.
I don't care about that! That isn't part of the deal.
You see our friends here are decent people. They're from London.
Does this look decent?
Stop it, let's end this already.
You, get ready. We'll be seeing you in court when we file a complain.
That's better.
Go ahead and do that!
Hold on, didn't I tell you to stop shouting?
I've had enough of this guy.
You kept on pushing them, you couldn't even defend yourself.
Look at what happened to your face, your eye.
I'll have my revenge.
There you go again.
I'll use my brains.
You pervert! Come back here. Don't you dare run away.
- You're a pervert! - Who?
- You of course! - Me?
- I caught you red-handed! - Why are you accusing me?
You're a pervert! Shame on you!
Hold on, what's gong on?
- Yeah... Hey, dad! - Hey, you!
Why are you picking on my husband?
Your husband is a pervert!
- Who's the pervert? - I saw you!
- You did that? - Of course not!
Don't you dare lie!
I'm prettier than you, why would my husband need you?
If you were prettier, why was he peeping on me?
Want to fight?
Hold on. What's going on? Toy, what is it this time?
Nothing Chairman. She's just accusing me of being a peeping Tom.
Accuse? It's true!
Chairman, she said my husband was peeping.
It's true!
Excuse me Mister Chairman, can I ask the complainant some questions?
Go ahead.
Miss Betty, how are you sure that my father was the one peeping?
I saw it with own eyes!
Where did you see him?
Through the hole.
How big was the hole?
Like this.
That big?
- What did you see? - His eye!
My father's eye?
Yes!
How can you prove that it was my father's eye?
It might've been my eye or maybe even the Chairman's.
Hey, don't drag me into this.
It was just an example.
Does anyone else have the same eyes as your father?
That is true.
Pa, I pronounce you guilty.
How dare you! You really are a pervert! You're even spying on a girl like this.
I'm going to go crazy here!
You really want to peep on someone! Here! I'll let you see everything of mine.
- Stop! Chairman will see. - Toy, what can you say?
Chairman, I wasn't really peeping on her.
I just passed by and saw the hole with a light shining through,
curiosity got the best of me so I took a peek.
So, when I took a peek...
I saw her, but I wasn't spying on her!
What did you see?
What?
I saw Betty taking a bath.
See! This proves it.
What else?
Her…
What?
Go on, what else did you see?
She had…
What!
- She had a mole near her belly button. - A mole!
What else?!
Even though it was a bit populated,
Her other parts were bare.
What else!
What else!
What did he say?
You have a tattoo on your thigh, is that true?
You old men are so disgusting! I'll sue you for this, for working together.
- I'm the Chairman! - I don't care.
Go on and sue! All you know is this.
Unbelievable.
She really did have a tattoo.
Excuse me, Mr. Chairman. With the absence of the complainant.
I therefore conclude, the case against my father be dismissed.
- Yes! - Dismissed!
- You may start now. - Yes, ma'am.
And no cheating!
Yes ma'am.
Batobalani, I told you no hats in the room.
- Sorry, ma'am. - No manners!
I don't want to!
Do you think I'm stupid?
Go on, don't be shy.
No.
You don't want it? I'm going to pass it now.
Hold on.
Move it a bit, there.
Gatbunton, maybe you're not yet circumcised that's why you're so small.
Don't bully him. He let Batobalani copy his paper earlier.
Let's see if he can pass through me.
Bro, don't bother the poor guy. He didn't do anything wrong.
Just because he let you copy his answers.
That's right, this is my first time getting a 100, don't bother him.
Come on Jon Jon, let's eat. It's my treat.
Stop kissing up to him Batobalani.
What is your order, sir?
- Give us one medium Hawaiian. - Root beer, bro.
- And two root beer, mug. Okay? - Mug.
Yes, sir.
Waiter.
Ma'am.
Can we have two snack packs of chicken chips?
Two snack packs.
One root beer and one Coke.
Yes ma'am.
Is he cute?
Him? Maybe.
They keep on looking.
He likes you.
Excuse me, sir.
Thank you.
And what are you laughing at? May I ask, young ladies?
It's only a private joke, Auntie.
How many do I have to tell you, as young decent ladies,
you're not suppose to laugh in a public place like this.
My goodness!
- And what's these? - Food.
Oh my God!
Auntie!
Someone's trying to flirt with...
Ouch.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
We better go! Come on, faster!
Hurry up!
Come on, let's go.
Hurry up...
Who were those two? We weren't able to meet them.
It's your fault.
But don't worry.
I know where we can find them.
Where?
Bro, it's embarrassing here. Only girls study here.
Leave it to me, don't you trust me?
Really?
Just follow my lead, I got your back.
There they are.
- Hi. - Hi!
What are you doing here?
- So you study here? - Yes, we study here.
Yeah.
We were just passing by and I thought…
Oh, I see!
Oh, I'm sorry.
But I don't think it's appropriate for us to talk to you strangers.
What she said?
She said, we can't talk to you because we don't even know you.
- I'm sorry! I'm Mariano Batobalani, - Mariano Batobalani.
- Also know as Nanoy. - Nanoy.
And I'm the one and only Jon Jon Gatbunton.
- Yeah. - Jon Jon Gatbunton. Well, I'm Angela.
And you can call me, Marcy.
Spokening dollars?
Yes!
Where's your mommy? Your mommy.
She's not our mother.
She's our guardian, our Auntie.
Their aunt looks like a whale.
- What did you say? - A huge whale.
Ouch...
Shut up, keep your mouth shut.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
- Let's invite them to our party. - Yeah!
Okay, because it's going to be our birthday on Saturday
and we would like to invite the both of you.
At the same time?
Yes!
Bro, the same time.
Is this free food and everything?
Yes, free food, free everything.
Bro, we're so dead.
Here she comes.
Look Auntie, they're with boys.
Tondo boys, ton do boys!
May I know the meaning of this? Two young ladies talking to two total strangers.
Auntie, they're not strangers.
We know them.
I don't need any explanation. I want you in the car right now! Come on!
Auntie!
I said now!
You heard her, you heard her, in the car.
Come on.
Auntie he said I was stupid.
And you follow.
Come on. Go!
Come on!
Excuse me.
My foot…
I said you're not going to the party.
Why not? This will be his first time going to a party.
That's the thing, what if he likes it? He'll forget about his studies.
That won't happen.
Yes Daddy!
I'll still study, I just need a break once in a while.
I said no, that's final. Why are you trying to change my mind?
It's better if you just go to your room, study and finish your homework.
- Study, study. That's all I do. - That's good for you.
Love, why won't you just allow Jon Jon?
You as well, love.
It's better if you just leave me alone, I'm losing my concentration.
You don't know how to take a break as well.
Oh, it's moving!
Jon Jon, do you really want to go to the party?
Of course.
Even though I want to,
Daddy said no.
I'm sick of these books.
I might even start memorizing the phone book.
Don't say that.
Who invited you anyway?
A girl that I know.
A girl?
Yes. Her name's Angela.
My son is turning into a man.
Mommy, it's only natural. I'm 13, I can date girls now.
Jon Jon, don't be like that.
Rather than dating guys.
No, go with the girls.
Never mind.
Hold on.
It might not be bad if you go the party, right?
It's only natural for growing boys like you to go to parties, right?
You can go.
Why should I go? Daddy won't allow it.
Are we going to tell him?
Let's split up.
I'll take care of your daddy. He's very busy with his new invention anyway.
Really Mommy?
I'll do something about him.
Thank you.
Why?
What are you doing to your face?
It won't change, you'll just mess it up more.
I know that I'm not handsome, but I do have some sex appeal.
Stupid!
Miss Epang! Nanoy!
What's so funny?
Finally, I got my revenge!
What is so funny?
To toy!
What happened to To toy?
Finally…
What's so funny?
Why are you laughing?
Your husband!
The police caught him! Fake dollar!
Huh? Oh no!
Sir.
- No, your wife is over there. - Ma.
- My son. - Pa.
Just a little over 12 years.
No, this guy is an adult now.
What I meant was, he'll be staying in jail for 12 years.
Why?
Chief, my father isn't a bad guy.
Not a bad guy? He was caught with fake dollars.
I just picked them up.
Picked them up?
Hold on Pa, I know you only did it to make grandmother happy, right?
Right? Right?
Because she's going to die soon.
Why is she going to die?
My grandmother has a weak heart.
She has a heart disease.
Her heart?
It's Cancer. Cancer.
Grandmother, where is your cancer?
- Where is my cancer? - In her butt.
Huh?
Bring her to the hospital, she might die!
- Grandmother, grandmother. - Bring her!
Sir, can we ask some money for the fare? Have mercy on us.
Oh my God!
There, go on now!
We haven't eaten yet.
The bad luck keeps on coming.
Give me money too.
I have no more left.
Thank you so much Sir.
I've been having bad luck all afternoon.
Alright, it's running.
Love, come on let's eat.
- It's best if you eat without me. - No, we need to eat together.
It's time to eat now.
Time to eat.
What's that?
You heard that, it talks.
That's my pot, how'd it get there?
Don't you want a talking Pot?
But it talks!
Of course, I can.
It's because of my intellect why it can talk.
But it's not just that, it can do a lot of things.
So you're Nanoy's friend.
Yes.
You are classmates?
Yes.
Where do you live?
On the next street.
What's your mother's name?
Emily, and my Daddy's name is Albert. I'm Jon Jon.
Emily, Albert...
Who is your grandmother?
Grandma Toyang.
The big one with the last name of Batongbakal?
Yes, are you two friends?
Let's go. It's your job to give that to her, okay?
Okay grandma, we'll be going now.
Hold on.
We can't wait, we're leaving. Come on.
Bye Grandma.
Why is he friends with that whale's grandson?
♪ Lagi na lang ako'y iniiwasan. ♪
♪ Bata ka pa, yan ang sabi nila. ♪
♪ Palagi na lang ako'y nakakalimutan. ♪
♪ Ang tawag sa akin, dalagita. ♪
♪ Gabi-gabi, ako'y NASA bintana. ♪
♪ Nakadungaw at naghihintay. ♪
♪ Kailan ko ba siya makakasama? ♪
♪ Sa kakaasa, naging matamlay. ♪
♪ Kailan ba ang tanong ko sa langit. ♪
♪ Nasan sya? Dinggin mo ang akin awit. ♪
♪ Lagi ba maghihintay ako? ♪
♪ Nagtatanong, laging kailan. ♪
♪ Kailan pa ang puso'y iibigin? ♪
♪ Kailan pa pagiisip lilinawin? ♪
♪ Kailan man wala nang aawitin. ♪
♪ Kundi kailan, kailan pa man. ♪
♪ Lagi ba maghihintay ako? ♪
♪ Nagtatanong, laging kailan. ♪
♪ Kailan pa ang puso'y iibigin? ♪
♪ Kailan pa pagiisip lilinawin? ♪
♪ Kailan pa wala nang aawitin. ♪
♪ Laging kailan, kailan. ♪
♪ Kundi kailan, kailan pa man. ♪
Your son is so terrible! A demon! He is just like you.
Stupid boy! Terrible.
Hi grandma.
Enough!
- Why? What did I do? - Are you kidding?
You know that elephant is my mortal enemy but you befriended his grandson!
Why did you do that?
I didn't know he was your enemy's grandson. And it's in the past.
He's right Ma, it's in the past.
Now that you know, will you still be friends with him?
Enough.
But Pa… he's actually really nice.
- The kid's actually nice. - Enough.
Stop it, Mama doesn't approve.
I don't like this, not one bit.
No!
Hold on.
Ma, what's wrong with Papa? I can't understand him.
Don't you know your father by now? He's like a Ping-Pong ball.
Ping pong?
Whoever hits the ball, he sides with them.
Right?
Oh, really? There's a ping-pong...
Go on, continue it.
Presenting to you, Mr. Ringo!
Albert, is that what you've been working on?
Yes! It's my masterpiece.
You know, this is what will make us rich.
And it can help around the house,
we don't need to hire a maid because it can do everything.
A maid?
Can it cook?
Easy.
Iron clothes?
Easy.
Do the laundry?
With Mr. Clean 2, power plus two, all the laundry will be clean.
My favorite blouse is destroyed.
See, Ringo ironed out a lot of clothes. Only took him 15 minutes.
Yes!
And look, it's really clean.
No smell.
Amazing.
And it doesn't get tired.
Eat! Help yourself and eat some more.
You?
Hi guys.
Hi.
Would you be so nice to excuse me?
Stupid!
Just eat.
Want some?
No, go on.
Would you like some?
No. Thank you.
What I like? Yes.
Didn't need to ask.
Help yourself, just keep on eating.
Jerry…
Jerry, you're a pig.
Would you like?
Go on.
I swear!
I don't know why...
You like?
Thank you.
Thank you?
You know how to talk in Tagalog, why'd you have to make it hard for me?
Of course, what do you think of me? An American?
No, a female American.
Can be.
Just eat.
I'm good, I'll let him have it.
Sorry about him, he's always hungry.
I noticed something.
Hold on, by the way, shouldn't you be at school?
That's bad, that's bad.
It's because...
We wanted to see you both.
Stop with the flattering.
It's true.
Cross my heart
and hope he dies.
That's bad.
Flora, can you take my bag to my room?
Hi Auntie.
Hi.
Hi Auntie.
Hello darling.
Hi Auntie.
Hold on, you two seem familiar.
Auntie, this is Jon Jon.
And this is Nanoy.
Jerry, I think you have to go inside for a while darling.
Sure!
Bro, leave that here will you? I haven't eaten yet.
Come on, hurry up.
- Okay, behave. - Bye!
Auntie, take a seat.
It's good that you know how to visit my house, well have a seat.
Auntie, take a seat.
Thank you.
Move, move aside.
Go ahead sit down.
So you're Jon Jon, right?
No, he's Jon Jon and I'm Nanoy.
Nanoy…
Smells bad.
Jon Jon doesn't smell bad.
What's your true name?
Mariano Batobalani.
Batobalani?
Yes.
Are you by any chance related to To toy Batobalani?
Also known as To toy Boogie? His eyes meet each other.
Yes, I am proud to say even his eyes are like that..
He is my father.
Really?
You two can now leave.
I don't want to see your faces inside my mansion, understand?
Wow, that was Spanish!
Why?
Auntie, come on.
Stop asking questions. Angela, Marcy, I want you inside.
Yes, Auntie.
We're going home now?
She got angry at us.
Don't worry, we'll just meet up at Shakey's.
Okay.
Stupid!
Okay?
- Bye bye. - Okay.
Bye, bye.
What are you hiding?
Come on.
There's a hole.
Pa, that's okay.
Ouch.
Why Pa?
This is bad for you. Stupid!
You're just a kid and you're…
Pa, I want to tell you something.
What?
I want to court someone. I'm courting someone.
- Is she rich? - Yes.
She's from Makati.
Makati?
Yes.
Where in Makati? Which side?
Their subdivision has this rule that your car needs to have a sticker.
Okay. So there's a sticker needed in the subdivision, go on son.
Yes.
Just give yourself to her.
I want to give myself to her but there's a problem.
What's the problem?
Their family has something against you.
Why would they have something against me? I don't know them.
That's the thing. The person I'm courting is Martita Gonzales's niece.
Huh? Who?
Martita Gonzales.
She's still alive?
Of course.
What did you do anyway?
It's a long story son. You know.
We were partners when we danced Boogie.
Your father was a dancer.
You?
You haven't asked son but during my days, we created a dance.
A boogie dancer who looks at the sky.
I was the Champion Boogie dancer, Martita was my partner.
What happened?
There was this boogie contest.
I wanted to partner up with Emily, your friend's mother.
But she was snobbish, and your grandmother was too.
She didn't like Emily.
I was obligated to partner up with Martita.
You know boogie, right? To win you need to show some moves.
You'll need to twirl your partner around and throw them then catch them.
When they fall down, you'll twirl them like this then it's done.
Hold on, so you handled all of that?
You're belittling your father.
I was a different person back then.
I got into the semi-finals and they were all afraid of me.
- They were afraid... - Amazing!
I was the Champion, dancing the night away.
I twirled Martita 15 times,
threw her in the air, caught her and then twirled her again. Then repeat.
Then, Emily suddenly entered.
You know how in love I was with Emily during that time.
I looked and waved at her.
What happened?
Martita couldn't fly, so what happened was she fell down but I didn't catch her.
Ouch!
Finally done.
That took a while.
Why? Are you going to use the comfort room?
Are you the only one allowed to use it?
Boss, what's your order?
Maybe later.
We're waiting for our two dates.
Oh, the two girls.
Yes.
How much money do you have?
That's the problem, I only have five pesos.
How about you, how much do you have?
7.50?
How about this?
Let's merge our money together.
So we can treat them.
Stupid, how about me? I'm really hungry.
Just bear with it, drink some water.
Here's some hot sauce.
Hi.
Take a seat.
Waiter.
Boss.
We'll order now.
What's your order?
I want to have a skilletti.
I'm going to have chick n' chips, and a root beer.
Marcy what are you going to have?
Same.
You?
How about the both of you? Why don't you two order?
No thanks.
Go on and order.
Go on, our allowance just arrived.
Oh, we'll treat you.
Really?
You'll treat us?
Go on.
What's your..
A skilletti, chick n' chips, and a root beer.
I'll have the same.
I second the motion.
Okay.
Let's make the root beer a pitcher.
- One pitcher. - Okay.
Thank you.
Hurry up please.
- So you're both here, with them… - We're screwed.
You two again.
Oh my God. Come on. Get your things. Hurry up!
Aunt, we just ordered!
Come on Auntie.
Auntie? Don't you dare call me Auntie!
My god, move, come on, let's go!
What now? This is a lot.
Let's eat it all.
Who's going to pay for it?
Oh, right.
Before we start worrying about that, let's eat first.
Okay.
Now that we're full, we have a problem.
Yeah, right.
How are we going to pay for this? I don't know.
What to do?
I know! Let's pawn in my watch.
What if your father looks for it? He'll get mad that you pawned it in.
I'll worry about this.
It's better if you go on ahead, I'll deal with this.
Really? I can't leave you behind. What if you wash the dishes instead?
I'm not going to wash the dishes. Leave it to me, okay?
Go on.
Where?
Outside.
- Outside? - Yes, go on.
- Really? - Yes.
Sir, here's your water.
Thank you.
Where's your friend?
Somewhere, where's the bill?
Here.
245, that's all?
- Are you sure? - Yes.
Okay, hold on to that and I'll go to the comfort room for a while.
- Yes, sir. - Okay?
- Really? - Go on.
Thank you.
- You have a tip from me. - Thank you sir.
Come on hurry up!
Nice, right?
Come on!
Come back here you animals! Where's your payment?
You thought you could out run me? Come back here.
You rascals!
Come back!
Your payment! Shame on you! Come back here! Come back.
Come back here!
This is your third grading period exam.
And I don't want to catch anybody cheating.
Is that understood?
Yes, ma'am.
Okay, distribute these.
Yes, ma'am.
Here.
Batobalani.
- Yes, ma'am? - Sit at the back.
- Me? - Yes.
Ma'am, I'm fine over here.
I want you to sit at the back.
Come on Ma'am.
I knew it.
Mister Gatbunton, the reason I called you here is because...
Miss Cruz caught your children cheating.
Their punishment is suspension for two weeks.
Sir.
Suspension is nothing, these two should be punished with expulsion.
Excursion?
Not excursion!
Expul... Whatever that may be.
Whatever may be...
It's your son's fault for copying.
That's true! If it was only our son, he wouldn't need to copy.
It's his fault. Why did he let my son copy then?
Isn't that so?
Your son should be in debt to my son.
Don't blame the kid for everything wrong. It's always been like this.
You've done nothing but raise your voice.
So what!
Don't you dare raise your voice!
Why?
Hey!
Hold on!
Hey, Ringo, charge! Break his bones, beat him up.
Ouch. My eye.
- Both of you stop this. - Why did you punch Ringo?
Hold on.
Why did you punch my husband?
I thought the principal called us because you'll be accelerated again.
But this time you got suspended for two weeks?
Look at what happened to us.
We were forced to get into another brawl.
It's a good thing I know how to dodge.
While this one, on the other hand, kept receiving all the punches.
Look what happened.
Mommy, I don't want to fight. I'm a peaceful man.
It is beyond my dignity.
Beyond, enough! Look at your creation, its eye got ruined.
So regretful.
Enough.
Jo…
Ringo, Papa.
Enough Ringo.
Jon Jon,
of all people, why did you have to let Totoy's son copy off of you?
Why?
Because he's my only friend.
Friend?!
Of all the classmates that you have, you've befriended someone from a family of goons.
That's your problem, you won't let me have friends!
Why? Don't I have the right to pick my friends?
Maybe you've forgotten, but I'm human. I'm just a kid.
Jon, enough.
Show some respect to your grandmother.
It's best if you go up, lock yourself up in your room and study.
You're good at that, it's all that you can do. Reading! Books! Studying!
So annoying!
Jon Jon!
Jon!
What a rude kid.
What happened to your shoulder? You might've broken a bone.
You saw what happened. Their robot is worthless for me.
I'm annoyed at this one. You were going to cheat, why did you let yourself be caught?
Pa, sometimes you need to get caught. You can't win them all, you know?
Win them all you know.
Stop it with your English.
If you're going to do something like that, do it smoothly!
Pa, you got caught too, right? With the fake dollar.
Look at this, look at your reasoning.
It's true. If it weren't for my ability, you might still be in jail.
Do you know what the punishment was?
What?
Firing squad! Because, that's economic sabotage.
- Stupid! - Have anything else to say?
Get inside! Get inside!
Whenever you're starting to lose, you always use the parent card on me.
Just get inside.
He really is your son, right? He acts just like you. Inside!
Don't close it on me.
Pa!
I'll stay here outside, I need the fresh air. I need a minute.
Hold on.
Why?
What are you… that's my shirt!
Can you smell it?
Does it smell?
Nothing.
Then it isn't yours.
- Pa, come on. - Where are you going?
Just outside, for some fresh air.
Jon Jon, what are you doing here?
Why are you crying?
What's the bag for?
Are you going to Saudi? What time is your flight?
Don't joke about this!
What's your problem?
I ran away from home.
What?
You ran away?
Yes.
Why?
I'm so tired of my dad's strictness.
Where are you going now?
I don't know, anywhere.
Bye.
I'm leaving now.
I passed by to say goodbye.
Jon Jon!
Jon jon, hold on!
Wait, I was calling you.
Are you really going to leave?
You think I'm joking?
Come on, I'll go with you.
Why are you going with me? You don't have any problems with your parents.
To tell you the truth, I could talk circles around them.
Then why are you going with me?
I can't just leave you alone.
You don't know anything but reading books,
there are a lot of bad people out there,
- I don't care. - What if something happens to you?
I don't care!
Come on, I'll go with you.
Really?
I'm here. We're friends, right?
You know Nanoy,
you're good.
That's enough. We might cry. It's embarrassing. Let's go.
Hold on, aren't you going to get clothes?
For what? There are a lot of clothes hanging out there.
Come on!
- Do you really know where we're going? - Yes, just follow my lead.
Walk carefully, you might slip.
Where are we really going?
I told you, over here. Here in my condominium.
Condominium?
Give me your hand.
Jump!
You won't die, you'll live.
This life is so hard.
Here!
We're going to sleep here?
Yes.
What if the water rises?
It won't rise, leave it to me.
Why does it look like someone is sleeping there?
There is.
Who?
Snatchers from Green hills sleep here.
Come on. They might catch us, they'll beat us if they do.
Relax! They were caught already. We can sleep here.
Really?
Don't you trust me?
Put this down.
Okay?
Go to sleep.
What are you doing?!
There's a lot of mosquitoes here, think about it!
Love!
Mama!
- Jon Jon is gone. Read this. - What?
He ran away?
Mommy, Daddy, I love you both.
And I know that you love me too but you're doing it wrong.
That's why I want to live alone.
- Forgive me, Jon Jon. - Why?!
Why would he even think of running away?
Everything that happens for a reason.
Where did my son go?
I know!
I have a hunch on where he went.
You're awake.
Nanoy.
What are you doing?
I'm cooking, what else?
Forgive my cooking.
It's a bit overcooked.
That's hot!
Let's eat.
Nanoy, our food tastes good.
Of course.
Where did you get this?
Just around here.
Around here?
Are we going to get poisoned?
Why are we going to get poisoned?
You said you got it around here.
I bought that.
Is that so?
Yes.
Nanoy.
It's a good think you know how to cook.
Why?
Do you have a lot of cook books around the house?
Cook book?
Yes.
Why do we need cook books to know how to cook?
My Daddy said,
If you want to learn something then read it in a book.
That's wrong!
You don't need to read a book to know something.
Look at me, I don't read but I know how to cook.
Do you know how to cook?
No.
See, I told you so.
Let's just keep eating.
Nanoy,
Where are we going to take a bath?
In the river.
Stupid!
Why?
It's really dirty.
That's the only place we can take a bath.
In our house.
After I eat breakfast, I take a bath.
That's in your house.
But we aren't in your house right now.
But I can't.
If I don't take a bath,
I'll get itchy.
Do you really want to take a bath?
Of course.
Okay, take a bath. I'll take care of it.
I want a shower, okay?
Are you serious? A shower?
Nice, it's cold.
- Jon Jon! - What?
Hurry it up, I've been waiting here. The water will run out.
I'm sorry but I was first before you.
I wonder where Nanoy went?
I know where he went.
- To toy, is Jon Jon there? - No.
My son, is he not with you?
Don't play innocent!
Show me my son.
Jon Jon! Get out of there, Daddy is here.
Don't shout here, okay? He's not here!
I was about to head to yours! You hid my son to get ransom money!
What ransom are you talking about? Where are you even going to get it?
Don't you dare belittle my son.
I know I saw your son's eyes, both crossed.
Hold on.
Enough!
Hold on, let me hit him so I can have my revenge. I was only kidding.
Hon, enough.
Hold on.
Nanoy isn't here, Jon Jon isn't here either.
Where could they go?
I don't know where your son took mine.
Someone told me that they were talking here last night, maybe…
They eloped! Got married!
- What? - Got married!
- They won't do that. My son won't do that. - Our son is only 15 years old.
He's still too young.
Just like someone else.
What the...
Miss Etang, don't talk like that, okay?
It's true!
Hey!
Enough!
He said he was courting someone.
My ex-girlfriend's niece.
- What do you mean ex-girlfriend? - Enough.
You! That's enough.
He mentioned an ex-girlfriend.
Stop what you're doing because we're trying to find the boys.
Enough, enough. We're just getting confused.
We need to go.
Let's go.
Where?
- Let's just go! - You know?
If I were you, I'd look for a boarding house.
- Boarding house? - Do you have any money?
I have a few in my piggy bank.
You save it in your piggy bank?
It won't even reach 20 Pesos though.
What now?
Let's just stay at the condominium.
Nothing will happen to us there and it's okay.
You're right…
We should think of a way to earn money.
If we're going to earn money… I am quite hungry.
Hold on,
If we're going to earn money I don't want any foul play.
Okay? I want it to be fair.
- The right way? - Yes.
You're dumb sometimes.
Times right now, if you're playing fair,
you've already lost.
- I told you. - Is that so?
- I've thought of something. - Me? How?
- You're smart, right? - Yes.
- You know how to type? - Yes!
You know how to make a term paper?
I can!
- Really? - Of course.
Then we have money.
- What? - Hey!
To toy Batobalani,
don't you dare step unto my property.
Flora, release the doberman!
- What? No! - Hold on, hold on.
Martita.
Why? Are you still angry at me?
Don't you know, because of you, I wasn't able to marry.
Love.
Is that the famous ex-girlfriend?
She wasn't that big before.
- You're cheap. - It's not that, ma'am Martita,
We came here looking for our sons.
Are you Jon Jon's parents?
Yes.
Are you Anghela?
It's Angela.
Is Angela different from Anghela?
They're the same.
We were hoping that Jon Jon might be here.
And Nanoy.
My mansion isn't an orphanage for lost carabaos.
No, no.
They're not carabaos yet, they're still too small.
Flora,
Let the Doberman eat them up.
It might not eat them, it's used to imported foods, they're local.
Hold on! Let's go...
To those who are too lazy to do their assignments,
term papers,
thesis, research. Just come here, it's a 100 percent guaranteed pass.
Over here! Over here!
It looks like their earning a lot of money.
Those two don't even pay us.
We need to warn them,
But not right now. Let's wait until their business is huge.
Nice one! Imagine that I've been doing this for a while now but I couldn't solve it.
You're amazing.
It's our job.
Over here, friends and fellow students.
Jon Jon, I need you to make my assignment.
About what?
About accounting, can you do it?
It's easy.
Where can I pay?
Over there, Macao.
Okay Jon Jon, we'll be going now.
We'll be back. Thank you.
How much is this?
Hey! How much?
15 pesos.
For a pretty lady.
If I'm pretty, then this should be free.
No way. Pay up.
I'll be back for it, my boyfriend's waiting for me at school.
- Your boyfriend is waiting for you? - Yes.
- What a waste. - How long will it take?
Around three minutes, it'll be done by then.
Really?
Yes, I have a computer.
I'll pay for it when I come back.
Okay.
In just a second you will be passed instantly.
Over here, over here friends.
Over here. We make everything.
What's wrong?
Why?
I heard news that you solve problems.
This? Of course.
Yeah, it's true.
Really?
You might now know this
but he's the grandson of the former Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
- He is? - Yes, do you want our help?
- Are you an attorney? - What do you think?
- Go on. - Okay.
- Attorney. - Money is easy you know.
You know Nanoy,
you amaze me.
So what?
Because...
You have these amazing strategies on how to earn money.
You amaze me too.
Think about it,
because of your brain even an engineer and an attorney asked for your service.
And a lot of chicks as well, made me quite jealous.
I have the brains, you have the ability and resourcefulness.
But ability isn't everything, we need to be smart too, right?
Hold on, hold on.
Where did you get that?
Which one? This? I bought it.
It's the same.
Why?
Why do you have it?
Don't you want us to have the same one?
It's just like...
It's fine…
Don't worry about it.
Maybe now we can rent a boarding house.
Boarding house. You don't want to live in our condo? It's still fine.
That's mine!
It's okay.
But...
It smells so bad.
Smells bad?
It's fine, we'll move past it someday.
It's all about being wise.
If I were to start a business,
it's okay. If we get more money, that's okay.
We don't need to go home,
we're earning for ourselves, right?
Really. I'm not going home anymore.
You know.
Not everything should be about work.
We should go out.
Let's watch a movie.
No... I have a better idea.
What?
Thank you.
What's this?
Beer! That's beer!
This is root beer.
That's the same thing you gave me, it's not beer.
That's what you should be drinking, you're still minors.
Who's a minor?
We're minors?
Show me your cedulas if you really aren't minors.
Waiter, to tell you the truth, I'm already 35 years old.
I'm 28.
Let me see your cedulas to know the truth.
Bro, he wants a cedula.
I forgot mine.
No. Just give us beer!
Give us beer and two girls.
Right!
Girls, okay?
They need some girls.
Sir!
Sir! Sir, It's like this, we need some girls.
It's up to you Sir.
Which one are we going to get?
The one dancing.
Okay. We will call her.
He wants one too!
Your queen.
- Okay, wait. - Okay.
Boss, here's your order, this is Malou.
- Hi! - Hi, Malou.
This is Wang.
Johnny, bring a chair here.
I'll leave them to you.
How are you?
Genki desu.
- What? - Genki.
A rig a to genki.
Japanese?
Hai (yes)!
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
How are we going to understand each other?
I wonder where Nanoy went?
Where'd they go?
Where do you think they went?
Their parents were looking for them like mad.
There they are.
Hi.
Forgive my friend.
Where have you been? Your parents are looking for you!
We know…
We transferred to a condominium.
Where'd you go? Which condominium?
- Condominium in Green hills. - Green hills?
- Yes. - Of course!
You don't go to school anymore?
We don't need that.
Yes, we are geniuses.
- In fact we always make big money. - Yes.
- Big money. - We're just here to give you these.
Oh thanks..
Wait, no kiss?
No kiss.
No kiss, bro.
Another reason why we're here is we want to invite you.
Where?
To go out! If you're free.
You know Nanoy.
When I see Angela
I feel like I'm in Heaven.
It's the same when I see Marcy, Heaven as well and even better.
But Angela is prettier.
Marcy is prettier than her.
She is like a foreigner.
Just go to sleep!
Why am I the one with a mosquito coil?
Don't worry about me, I'm used to mosquito bites.
I'm immune to them.
I won't allow that, we're equal now.
There…
Nice!
It's okay.
Come on.
You know Jon Jon.
I have a plan.
What's that?
When our savings blows up,
I want to install an air-con in this condominium.
Stupid!
- Why? - Just go to sleep! Air con…
It's a good ambition.
How are you going to install an air-con under the bridge?
You know Jon.
I want to go back to school.
What?
We only have two weeks worth of suspension,
let's go back.
Hold on, I thought we weren't going home.
Okay, imagine this. We stick together, we don't go home and we stay here.
With our income, we can support ourselves but still continue studying.
You know big brother Nanoy,
you're making me doubt you.
Why?
Hold on, what's with the big brother Nanoy?
Why?
You don't want me as your brother?
Brother?
Before,
you didn't like studying but now you do.
I did some thinking,
it's not enough that the person only has skill.
We need to be educated,
right?
Hold on.
Nanoy, what's more important, skill or education?
They're both important.
It's because...
It becomes toxic when it's too much.
The skill won't be useful if you don't have education.
Then your education won't be useful if you don't have the skill. It's a mix of both.
You can't be all about books.
That's a no…
We'll talk about it next time, let's go to sleep.
I'm sleepy.
Go to sleep.
Be careful you might get burned.
Good night.
Okay.
Big brother?
It's fine.
It's okay.
I don't have a sibling anyways.
Let's cool off first.
Come on.
Thank you.
Where could those kids have gone? It's been days.
Yeah.
You know.
No matter how I think it through,
My son won't be able to do that if he wasn't influenced by someone else.
Are you accusing my son?
With that tone of yours, you're making it look like my son influenced yours.
What else could have happened?
To toy, you said it yourself, I didn't.
But To toy,
if you think about it, Nanoy is older than Jon Jon.
So what if he's older? Why do you need to accuse my son?
That's not right!
I gave you water yet you accuse me? Give me your glass.
Hold on. This conversation will have a bad outcome.
- Hold on, listen to me. - That's not what I meant.
We can't do nothing but go to the precinct
and ask help from the police.
Correct! I've been thinking about it, you just said it first.
Bad breath!
My God!
You again?
The world is really small, To toy Batobalani.
See? The police know all your family's antics.
Ma…
You're just jealous that the police actually know my son.
- Ma, we didn't go here to fight. - Enough!
Hold on, that's why the military is here to help.
Ma'am, what happened?
It's like this Judge, Chief. My son Jon Jon is missing.
Chief, my son too.
- Excuse me. - Everything's falling.
Okay.
My son is missing as well Chief. My son.
Chief, we're asking for your help.
- Chief, listen to me, my son is missing. - Wait, hold on!
- Mister policeman. - Chief, wait, my son.
- Our son was kidnapped by their son. - Hold on!
Their son always talked to our son.
So that's the case, it's your son's fault.
So what if they talk?
Chief, there son is the promoter!
Stop it! This already happened at the house, stop it.
Our son is still young, theirs isn't.
What if he's young? Your son influenced ours.
So annoying!
If it weren't for your son, our son wouldn't be like that.
- Stop it! - It's because of your son.
That's how he is. No better than eating 77…
Pig!
See Chief, they called my Mommy a pig.
You insect! Are you challenging me?
Chief, hold on to this.
Look at these people, like cats and dogs.
- Enough. - Arrest them.
Sergeant, arrest them all.
Hold on, don't group me in with them.
Put them all behind bars.
Wait!
No respect for the police headquarters.
Book them all!
Over here friends. Boss, come here.
If you have a problem, just step right in.
Over here…
- Ouch... Why? - Give me some.
What?
Everyone who enters our territory pays us.
Why? Are you the BIR?
Answering back, huh?
Come here kid, let's take your glasses off.
You're handsome without them.
What are you doing to my friend?
You're such a jerk.
Want me to squeeze you?
This guy has got some nerves.
You shouldn't have butted it, look what happened.
Big brother Nanoy.
Why are they like that?
We didn't even do anything to them.
We were just minding our own business.
We can't do anything about that.
There just some people who are crazy like that.
Big brother Nanoy, are you going to get revenge?
How are we going to get revenge on those big guys?
We're just small, they're thugs! We can't get our revenge.
What about what they did to us?
Let's leave it be.
Let other people get their revenge for us.
Really?
They'll get something worse.
God does not sleep.
Big brother Nanoy,
I'm getting dizzy.
Lay down first,
Slowly.
Mommy.
Mommy.
Mommy...
Mommy...
Mommy...
Jon Jon,
Why?
You have a high fever!
Nanoy.
Nanoy...
Don't move.
It's best if we just go home.
Something else might happen to you.
We're going home no matter what.
I don't want to go home! I'm not going home.
Come on.
Even if I die here, I'm not going home.
If I go back, they'll just force me to study.
Study...
Nanoy, I don't want to go home.
Okay, okay.
Stay here.
Stay here!
Don't you dare leave this spot, I'll get you some medicine.
Big brother Nanoy, don't leave me.
I'll get you some medicine, I'll be back.
- Don't leave me. - I'll get you medicine.
Stay here.
Nanoy, it's raining! You might get sick too.
Don't worry about me, I can handle myself.
Stay there.
Nanoy…
Big brother Nanoy, be careful.
How can they sleep under a bridge?
I know.
The rain and thunder are loud tonight.
What if the water rises?
They'll drown.
They thought we wouldn't follow them.
Marcy,
We have to tell Auntie.
Their parents need to know where they are.
Okay,
Tomorrow.
Oh God.
I hope the rain stops.
Mommy…
Nanoy!
Nanoy, you're soaking wet!
Don't worry about me.
Careful.
Nanoy, change your clothes.
Here's a blanket.
- Nanoy, change your clothes. - Don't worry about me.
Your foot.
There, that's good.
Nanoy, where did you get the blanket?
Somewhere.
Where?
At the morgue.
Yuck!
Look at you, stop being picky about it.
Can you just go to sleep?
Something else might happen to you.
Why should I care where they live?
She's right.
Do you want Ma'am to go there?
Are you girls...
Crazy?
Hey!
Darmacia! Siriaca! Why is it taking too long?
Ketchup.
Why is it in the bottle?
Where's the saucer?
You might've cooked it too much.
Auntie, Nanoy might be in danger.
Yes.
Jon Jon's parents need to know where they can be found.
What you two mean to say,
is that you want me to go to To toy Boogie's house?
Never! No!
Your egg will get cold.
Nanoy…
Nanoy...
Nanoy...
You're warm.
The medicine didn't work.
You know...
Jon,
It's best if we just go home.
No.
Your fever might get worse.
I can't help you anymore,
I don't have the skills to do that.
Whatever happens, I'm not going home.
Why not? Something bad might happen.
I just don't want to go back.
But if you're getting tired of taking care of me,
It's fine.
You can just leave me behind.
Look at what you're saying, I'm not getting sick of you.
It's just that, your fever might get worse.
I'm doing this for you.
Your body is suited for studying,
while I'm the street smarts guy. I'm strong.
I don't want to go home.
If you don't want to, then fine! We're not going home.
- Really? - Yes.
- You won't leave me? - I won't leave you.
Jon Jon, my son!
Mommy!
Nanoy, what happened to you?
Tell me who did that and I'll beat him up, hurry!
Nanoy, what happened?
I'm fine.
Jon Jon, do you have a fever?
This is nothing, I can handle it.
Hey! Want some?
Here.
Jon Jon… my baby.
Mommy, don't you come near me.
Why son? Are you angry at us?
No...
I'm not angry.
Why would I be? You didn't know what you were doing.
What do you mean we didn't know what we were doing? We're your parents!
That's what hurts!
You're our parents but you pushed us away.
You! You influenced Jon Jon
and taught him how to be like that.
Stop accusing him.
Do you want to make your skin black and blue again?
Stop it with your mouth or I'll give you another black eye.
Enough!
Stay a little bit cool...
See? That's the kind of examples you're showing your kids.
Nanoy! Enough with all the sentiments,
Let's just go so we can rest.
No grandma.
Jon Jon and I had a deal,
we'll fend for ourselves.
In a clean way and not through stealing.
Are you talking about me?
Son,
times like this, you need to be wise.
That's what you parents do best.
You always scare your kids.
But what you don't know is that we don't bend to your taunts.
But with through good examples and behavior.
Only parents who don't trust their selves
hit and scare their kids.
Hey, shut up!
Albert! Shut your son up, I'm going to kick him.
- Why don't you shut up? - Stop it! Enough!
Enough.
- He keeps on talking. - Enough.
Why Pa?
Do you know everything to close your mind to the truth?
They're right!
We may just be children but have our future to take care of.
You may have fed us and made our bodies healthy
but that does not give you the right to control our emotions and minds.
Auntie,
if you don't change and stop restricting Angela and I, we'll run away too.
We can't take so much!
What?
Look at what your son taught my nieces, To toy!
Their minds are poisoned because of your son.
Children,
we admit that as parents we have let you down.
But I want you to understand one thing,
your parents are still humans,
we make mistakes.
But if we do make a mistake.
It's because we only want what's best for you.
We never mean any harm, understand?
No parent would ever want to wish harm on their child.
And no parent would want their child to live here.
No parent can stay away from their child.
But you children can ignore your parents.
But we, we can't.
Understand?
Mommy!
Mommy...
- Jon Jon… - Mommy.
Daddy!
Look at what happened to you, does it hurt?
Not really.
Nanoy,
I know your father and I are failures
but now we know what to do.
Right, sweetheart?
Yes, if I was against you studying before,
starting now, you can study as long as you like.
Really?
Your Mommy.
You know, it may be against my feelings but fighting is bad.
- So I'm asking for your forgiveness. - Right.
To toy!
- No one is here to love me? - Don't be sad.
I'm here to love you.
Ringo is here!
- Your destiny. - Why are your eyes like that?
I love you!
Albert! Make this thing stop!
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