All language subtitles for Eureka S1 E06

Zoe: This place rots.
Stupid, boring, quiet, boring,

one-horse, boring town. Why do I
have to burn my Saturday volunteering?

Oh, you're not volunteering.

It's called community service.

And you wouldn't be doing it
if you didn't pull the fire alarm

during your I.Q. Test.

I wouldn't be doing it
if you hadn't arrested me.

You know, sometimes it sucks
have a dad who's the town smokey.

Well, sometimes it sucks having a
daughter who's the town delinquent.

I take it back.

Gee, thanks.

It always sucks.

Please, don't make me
do this. I hate old people.

You don't do this,
you won't live to be one.

Can't we just discuss this?

You're going, end of discussion.

I will dojail time.

Go. Scoot.

I can't tell you how
much I appreciate this, sir.

No need to thank me,
Fargo. You've earned it.

Having your own office
is a right of passage.

It's a symbol
of status and rank.

Tells the world you've arrived.

Not yet.

Section five?

Pace yourself.

What's down here?

You and your new office.

Congratulations, Fargo.

You deserve
every square foot of it.

Thanks.

What did you do
to get put down here?

I earned it.

Having your own office
is a right of passage.

It's a symbol
of status and rank.

Rank's the word all right.

It smells like
something died in here.

Like, say, the 1970's.

You have no vision.
Once all this junk's gone,

this will be
an exemplary office space.

Just lacking... a woman's touch?

Style.

Well, you've got a lot
of great stuff in here.

Just, it deserves our respect.

The dumpster's down the hall
to the left.

Dumpster? No, no, no.

One man's trash
is another man's treasure.

Been nice doing
business with you.

Check this out.

What do you think? Stereo?

Sure. First generation iPod.

How do you turn this thing on?

It's got keyholes.

And we got keys.

I saw some
in the desk over here.

Hey, these two match.

Here. Go unlock your side.

Ready? Set. Go.

Just another old piece
of useless junk.

Spencer:
That was almost exciting.

Electronic
voice: Primary firing sequence initiated.

Weapon will deploy in 24 hours.

I don't think
I like this station.

Well, car or no car,
it's a 30—mile—an—hour zone.

Don't you have anything
better to do than harass me?

No. Not really.

Now you do.

Yeah, that can't be good.

Twin 1:
What's going on, sheriff?

Carter: I was hoping
you could tell me.

This sort of thing happen often?

Not to my recollection. I've
never seen anything like it.

It's some sort of icbm.

Icbm? Please.

Look at the circumference.

Clearly that's an irbm.

So you guys have
seen this before?

Nope. Nope.

Thanks, guys. Big help.

What do you
think it is, sheriff?

Oh, I know exactly what it is.

Trouble.

Carter. Allison: It's
Allison. We've got trouble.

That's exactly
what I said. Trouble.

Well, hello.

I'm Doris Stokes, the
director. You must be Zoe.

Unfortunately.

I've heard a lot about you.

But everyone deserves
a second chance, right?

Or a third orfourth.

Let's put you
right to work, okay?

Actually, Doris, see, I
usually ease into my day

with a latte and maybe
some sort of pastry.

Funny.

I understand we have you
for the next 13 Saturdays.

Thirteen?

A hundred hours divided
by eight—hour shifts.

I'm afraid that three months of
Saturdays is not gonna work for me.

So, why don't you say we just get
the whole thing over in one fell swoop?

Let's start with the rec room.

Up and to the side.

Woman: Wide circles fonnard.

Holy crap.

This is the rec room?

It's a nice place to die.

Even nicer place to live.

The residents of Eureka
give so much.

This facility is
our way to give back.

Run out of tennis balls?

I guess all the massages in the world
can't stop you from losing your mind.

Here.

Announcer: And deuce.

So, Doris, are there any age
restrictions on getting a room here?

You've got a darling
sense of humor.

Come on.
I assigned you to eugenia.

Eugenia, this is Zoe.

She's going to assist you today.

If I desired assistants, I'd be
living in an assisted living facility.

Don't mind her. She has
teence of an attitude problem.

I do not. I do not.

Oh, you two should
get on just fine.

You smoke? No.

Drink? No.

You lying?

Maybe.

What kind of a name
is Zoe anyway?

It's a popular one.

You know, probably as popular

as eugenia was back
in the great depression.

For once, Doris maybe right.

How's my hair?

Your hair? Oh, it's fine.

How's my hair?
Wait, why are we whispering?

But what matters most is the
matter of how we handle antimatter.

That used to be me.

Antimatter, unlike matter...

You used to talk to yourself?

He used to talk to me.

It had to come from somewhere.

Keep looking.
Man: Yes, sir, Dr. Stark.

Allison, glad to
see you. Sheriff.

Scientist.

Which one of your guys
is responsible

for the Cuban missile crisis
popping up all over town?

They're not missiles.

Really?

Because I have a town full
of extremely anxious people

who think they look a lot
like missiles.

What are they, Nathan? And
why do they look a lot like missiles?

We're working on it.

So, you don't know?
He doesn't know.

Don't touch the buttons.

I have to call this in
to the dod.

Not yet. We have plenty
of time to figure this out.

Well, I can only wait so long
and I'll need to have answers.

Like what are these things
that look a lot like missiles,

but aren't, popping up all over

your top-secret little town?

Give us a little room, people.

Sorry, but Henry's a lot
smarter and faster than me...

Fargo, Fargo, it's the best
decision you made all day. Henry?

Well, it's definitely a weapon
and this machine controls it.

Well, tell me more than that. It's set to
discharge a huge ionosphere particle beam.

Fargo: Oh, jeez. Okay, okay,

this ion beam thingy
is what exactly?

Irradiated uranium isotopes.
Oh, god.

Death ray. Why don't
you just say death ray?

I've searched
your entire database.

There's not one
single record of silos,

or irradiated isotopes,
or ionosphere particle beams.

Try death ray?

It's as if the machine
never existed.

Did you try turning it off?

Oh, why didn't I think of that?

Fargo, turn the machine off.

And that's a stupid question?

I mean, you did
just turn it on, right?

That was an accident.
Jack, this machine was built

at the height of the cold war.

There is no off switch.

Could you cut the power source?

And risk there's a fail-safe
and it fires immediately?

I take that as a no.
How much time do we have?

Electronic voice:
Weapon will deploy in 23 hours.

Well, finally a straight answer.

Carter: We need to arrange for transport
trucks and establish evacuation routes.

Make emergency contingencies
for every location that could be hit.

Yeah, area hospitals should be
prepped for emergency overflow.

And we'll need to
estimate collateral damage

in and around the
target perimeter. Good.

You can hear us, right?

Unfortunately. You're panicking.

We're not panicking,
we're reacting.

You say death ray,
we have a reaction.

You said death ray.

It's a ray, right,

that causes immediate death?

Yes, it could cause
immediate death.

Could simply blow up and
people here would immediately die.

It could strike Moscow and
people there would immediately die.

Then Moscow would retaliate
and people everywhere

would immediate die.

Evacuation's moot.
No place is safe.

Well, you chose a great
time to be indifferent.

I'm not indifferent, sheriff.

I'm focused.

We have 24 hours
and we happen to be

in the most advanced
scientific facility in the world,

housing the largest
supercomputer in the world,

populated by the smartest
scientists in the world.

We have plenty of time
to figure this out

as long as we don't panic.

Fargo: But we've downloaded,
scanned and decrypted

every file, every schematic and
every piece of paper of every project

ever developed here
and there's nothing.

Well, maybe not
every piece of paper.

Henry: This is every piece of
paper I pulled from Fargo's office.

Something here has to
tell us about that machine.

Come on.
If scientists are so smart,

how come they don't know
anything about penmanship?

Pardon the alliteration,
but which would you prefer,

penmanship or progress?

Tequila. Scotch.

Really.

What's it?

It what? I.T.

It's scribbled at the bottom
of all these pages.

Oh, I don't know maybe,
information technology,

perhaps from the department from
which these documents originated.

Looks more like
someone's initials.

Well, you are the detective.

Marshal. Sheriff.

That sounds like a demotion.

Hand me some pics.

What's the shiny thing?
Is that a solar flare?

That shiny thing is a mirror. Now, you
do remember the moon landing, right?

Do not tell me
that didn't happen.

No, it happened, but we didn't
go to the moon just to walk.

We put mirrors all over the moon

to bounce signals
back to the earth,

telescopic images,
satellite communications.

Death rays?

They weaponized the moon.

I mean, they can bounce
a laser off the moon

and wipe out
any target they want.

What, like tanks and stuff?

No. Cities and stuff.

So, you're telling me
while the world watched,

Neil Armstrong take one
small step for man...

NORAD took a giant
leap for themselves.

Well, with the help
from someone at global.

Someone with the initials I.T.

Oh, Irvin Thatcher. It's
has to be Irvin Thatcher.

Irvin Thatcher was this
brilliant scientist behind mad.

Madd? Mothers against
drunk driving?

Mutually assured destruction.

That mad.

You said he was
a brilliant scientist.

Was or is?

Fred: This is easily explained.

The atom nucleus is comprised
of positively—charged protons

and neutrally-charged neutrons.

When a nucleus is bombarded
by a neutrally-charged particle,

the result is fission.

You lost me right after,
"this is easily explained."

Okay, let me try it another way.

Your father is a proton.
Your mother is a neutron.

You are a free radical.

You're caught stealing
cd's in the mall.

You hit your parents
with that news.

What happens?

They go nuclear? Exactly.

And split.

You think that I'm the
reason my parents split?

Both: No, no, no, no, no.

Zoe? Zoe?

What? I'm doing the job.
I'm helping people.

I'm assisting people.

Fine. Be right back.

Please, carry on.

This is the oppressive jerk
who's all up in your business?

I see you found something
to talk about.

Hi, sheriff Carter,
nice to meet you.

I'm looking for
a retired scientist.

Swing a cat.

A Dr. Thatcher? Irvin?

Room 101, but why do you want...

Wait for it.

Hey, room 101, that would be...

Room 101? Right this way.

What do you need
him for, sheriff?

There's a situation. Even the
brainiacs at global can't figure it out.

But there is one guy
in town who can

and apparently, this is the guy.

Dr. Thatcher? This is the guy?

The question remains
fusion or fission?

Fission? Certainly not.

I haven't been fishin'
since I lived on lake erie.

You think that's eerie?

How do you explain
quasar energy paradox?

Or baldness among musicians?

This is the guy.

Carter: Right this way,
Dr. Thatcher. Irvin: This way?

Give the doctor some room.

Sir, sir, right this way.

Dr. Thatcher, it's an honor.

I'm Henry Deacon.

This machine of yours,
it's really something.

It's like a riddle
inside an enigma,

wrapped in ten inches
of titanium alloy.

We're assuming it's similar
to other space-based weapons,

using a single—channel
transponder package.

Or maybe a survivable,
low-frequency communication system.

In which case,
we'd have to reassess

certain aspects of our
approach. Guys, go easy.

We need launch codes, sheriff.

And easy is not going to get it.

Neither is browbeating the
man. So just give him a minute.

Dr. Thatcher?

We think the controls
are behind this panel.

I just can't figure out
how to get to them.

These locking bolts, are they
some kind of proprietary threading?

Reverse the hex. Excuse me?

If you want sex,
reverse the hex.

Sheriff, at any point
when you picked him up,

the car ride,
the long walk down here,

happen to notice
this guy's not all there?

Yeah, there may have been signs.

Righty ioosey, lefty tighty.

Got it.

Bang-up job.

Reverse the hex.

The screws recede.

It's brilliant.

Okay, Dr. Thatcher,
all I need is a code

to suspend the launch sequence.

Charlie, tango, Lima.

No, Charlie never
tangoed in Lima.

He's just tired. Dr. Thatcher,
why don't you take a seat?

Don't give up, okay?

Up, down, up, down.

The windows
on the bus go up and down

up and down, up and down

any luck? The windows
on the bus go up and down

up and down, up and down

up and down

the windows on the bus go

Why were our kids
sent home from school?

Is there going to be
a missile strike?

Do we need to evacuate?

There's no reason
to panic, folks.

I heard it was a death ray.

That's ridiculous.
That's obviously a rumor.

Started by an idiot.

Who's he? Is he responsible?

Okay, folks, listen up,
just go on home, okay?

The situation's completely
under control.

It could also be thermal
conductive resistance.

Let me take a look.

Yeah. Looks like they
used the classic formula.

Red for hot, blue for not,
yellow's usually the ground.

So, I guess it's pretty safe
to cut the blue.

What do you think? Electronic
voice: Weapon will deploy in 20 hours.

Do it.

Launch code override initiated.

Yes!

Weapon will deploy
in seven hours.

Let's not cut any more wires.

Dr. Thatcher,
I know it's in there.

Just give us a hint.

Gravity.

The natural force
of attraction exerted

by a celestial body upon objects

at or near its surface.

That's great. Just be a second.

Look, we have our
best people working on this.

You don't know Nathan, but
he will find a way to shut it down.

Nothing against your husband,
but... ex. Soon to be ex.

But the man with the answers
is sitting right there.

We just need to figure out
how to get them out of him.

What? What what?

You've got that look
on your face,

like you know something I should
know but you're not telling me.

Spill. I can't. It's classified.

It's Nathan's turf,

and there is no way
that he is gonna...

Allison, if we don't stop this
thing, there won't be any turf.

What is it?

Okay. Gravity. Got it.

What?

Hey, Allison.

Absolutely not.

That technology
is highly experimental

and far too dangerous
for anyone to...

Carter? Really?

That's just a risk
we may have to take.

So this is basically
a vulcan mind—meld, right?

Well, the px—24
allows one person

to probe the consciousness
of another.

In theory, anyway.

In theory?

Well, we haven't performed
a human test run yet.

"In memory of skippy"?

Oh, he was everyone's
favorite test chimp.

Did he die on this thing?

The autopsy was inconclusive.

Carter, listen, I'm not
gonna think any less of you

if you don't want to do this.

What am I looking for again?

Sequences.
Equations. Codes. Okay.

Kiss for luck?

Oh, wow.

Last chance to be a hero, doc.

Just say the word.

Was worth a shot.

The wheels on
the bus go round and round

Carter, are you okay?

The wheels on the bus
go round and round

Irvin: Eugenia.

Okay, I'm stopping this.
No! Keep going.

Irvin: Stockholm.

Linus pauling. Linus pauling.

Eugenia. Eugenia.

Eugenia.

Who is eugenia, Carter?

Irvin:
Mutually assured destruction.

Did you see how to stop it?

But I saw what happens
if we don't.

Irvin, we're going to go and see
that girl of yours. Would you like that?

All right. Don't play
coy with me, okay?

I've been inside
that big brain of yours.

I know how much you love her.

That doesn't go away, does it?

Well, I don't think it does.

And I know that when you're not
thinking about nuclear holocaust,

you're thinking about eugenia.

That's what I thought.

Got you with the nuclear
holocaust thing, didn't I?

I put a trace on the hot wire.

The power source
leads out the back.

That is where the machine
is vulnerable.

Now, if we can reach that, then
we can get to the guts of the thing.

I've got a team in section five

working on a laser
bombardment drill

that will bore right through
the titanium shell.

Yeah, unfortunately
your guys in section four

tell me it's not titanium, it's
zirconium carbonite, which is...

Impenetrable.

But, I believe we can
get there from here

through the base of the machine.

If we tunnel down, under and up,

we'll be directly behind it and
then I think we've got a shot.

Tell Fargo to give you
anything you need.

And not to touch
anything you don't.

Bad news, good news. We
didn't get anything from Thatcher,

but Carter wasn't hurt
in the process.

And the good news?

There you go, buddy.
Take a seat.

I'll go look for eugenia and
you enjoy the view with a room.

Where is that?

Irvin: Stockholm.

Linus pauling.

Royal palace. Stockholm. Sweden.

How do you know that?

I don't know. I was there.

When? Recenfly.

Do you know where eugenia is?

She's not to be disturbed.

Her words, not mine.

Come on. Come on.

This is her.

Eugenia?

Eugenia, it's Zoe.

Has she done
something wrong? No, no.

Eugenia, it's sheriff Carter.
I need to talk to you.

Is there something
I should know? No.

There is, isn't there?

Actually, yeah, yeah. That crack I
made about you being a delinquent?

Yeah. Didn't mean it.

You're my girl.

It's really bad, isn't it? No.

Eugenia! Eugenia!

Eugenia?

Eugenia?

Eugenia?

Come in, Jo.

Where are you, Jo?

Come on, Jo. Talk to us.

We all live here. We have a
right to know what's going on.

What is the trajectory
of the weapon?

Is there a sea-based
boost phase intercept?

Both: Have the launch
protocols been initiated?

Don't know. Don't know.

Don't know.

Man: What do you know? Go home.

We've got everything
under control.

Woman: What is that?

Except for that.

Zoe, think. Did she say anything

about going anywhere,
doing anything?

Not that I remember.

How about family? Did she ask
the kids to pick her up or something?

It never came up, okay?
Where is that?

The mensa think—off? Yeah, I
seriously doubt you can compete.

No, the sundial, where is that?

Copernicus park. I can see...

It's on the south side of the
distilled water tower. Come on.

That's where I'll find my girl.

I thought I was your girl.

Wait, that sounded weird.

Henry...

Henry, how's it...

Henry, how's the drilling going?

Henry: This laser bombardment
drill cuts through quartz like butter!

I should be done drilling
in what, five hours.

Electronic voice:
Weapon will deploy in four hours.

Drill faster. Yeah.

Oh, my god, eugenia. What...

What are you doing?
How did you even get here?

Henry souped up my chair. I
can go 50 miles between charges.

So, why have I been
pushing you around all day?

I wanted you to feel good
about yourself,

like you were assisting.

Fine. I didn't hate the company.

Dad, are you okay?

Irvin: Eugenia.

Dad, what the hell
are you doing?

Why did you do that?

I'm not sure.

Mind your own business, Zoe.

Sorry.

Your anniversary.
Our anniversary.

Anniversary? Of what?
You and me.

Him, Thatcher.

Anniversary?

He never even proposed.

Yes, he did.

I saw it.

Trust me. Never happened.

Is dementia contagious?

No, okay,
in his mind he proposed.

I mean right here.
That's why you come here.

I come here for lunch every day.

This is where we first met.

We'd sit and look at the sky.

He told me how the stars shined,

how the planets revolved
around the sun,

how his universe
revolved around me.

And then his universe came
crashing down and mine with it.

What happened?

We were going to
get married in Stockholm

after Irvin won the prize.

The nobel prize?

No one imagined Linus pauling
would win a second nobel.

It was devastating to Irvin.

He had a complete mental break
the day of the announcement,

the day he was going to propose.

The day I lost
the love of my life.

The picture,
the virtual Stockholm.

You must think I'm a fool
pining over a love that's gone.

It's not gone.

We just have to pick up
where we left off.

Did I say we?

Sorry.

Electronic voice:
Weapon will deploy in three hours.

Well, there's got to
be something.

I mean, use explosives to blast
through the rest of the bedrock.

This machine was programmed as
a second-strike dead man's weapon.

Any kind of explosion and...

I cannot believe we built
this thing to protect ourselves.

I'm gonna have to
put a call in to the dod.

You can't. I have to.

You can't. I think that they'll
notice if we start world war III.

Allison, think about it.

What are you going to say, we
may accidentally blow up Moscow,

Beijing, Pyongyang
and Stockholm?

Okay, I know how fond
you are of Stockholm, Nathan,

but this is bigger than you.

If you tell them
that we can't stop it,

they're gonna try and stop it.

They'll nuke us and...
And I know.

Any kind of explosion can
trigger the device. I get it.

But we're running
out of options.

I beg to differ. I'm gonna
need to borrow your nobel.

It was open.

Oh. Sorry.

What in the hell are you doing?

Going to party like it's 1962.

I miss sheriff Cobb.

You should wear
that dress more often.

Do you think this will work?
Works for me.

Let's hope so.

Oh, sheriff.

When a light bulb
goes off in your head,

what are we talking,
15, 20 watts?

You have a better idea,
I'd love to hear it.

No? Yeah. Better get started.

Jo, wow, you look...

No, you look the other way. Na than: Ladies
and gentlemen, and distinguished colleagues,

welcome to Stockholm.

Robert Oppenheimer
famously said,

"the atomic bomb made the
prospect of future war unendurable."

One man never forgot
those words,

the man we welcome
among us today,

the man whom the nobel committee
of the nonnegian parliament

has selected for this year's
award of the nobel prize,

Dr. Irvin Horatio Thatcher.

Fargo!

Dr. Thatcher.

I got that.

He's been carrying
that speech for 40 years.

The wheels on
the bus go round and round

round and round, round and round

the wheels on the bus
go round and round

round and round, round and round

a simple little children's song,

but it was this song
that inspired my concept

of mutually assured destruction.

We build an a-bomb,
they build an a-bomb.

We build an h-bomb,
they build an h-bomb.

Round and round.
Round and round.

The wheels on the bus
leading us towards

an unending escalation of new,

more powerful,
more deadly weapons,

which is what led me
to my greatest achievement,

the ionosphere particle beam.

In order to ensure
peace on earth,

I built the deadliest weapon
in the universe.

But that's the end of the story.

Let me take you back
to the beginning.

We don't have time
to go back to never land.

Dr. Thatcher,
there's an urgent situation

that needs your attention.

Oh. Sorry.

I would just like to end
by thanking the committee.

And eugenia, my love,

without whom this achievement
would not have been possible.

We have a lot
of catching up to do.

I don't like that look.
What's wrong?

My crew. I've got to get
my crew to fix the device.

You have a crew?

Oh, for the love of god.

Thirty seconds
and counting, guys.

Ready, set,

go! Key one, two and off.

Electronic voice:
Launch code override initiated.

Yes!

All right!

Oh, crap.

Electronic voice:
Dead man's protocol activated.

Launch sequence initiated.

Second strike weapon
will deploy in five minutes.

Did somebody cut the blue wire?

Not good.

Very not good.

This is the one that assures
mutually assured destruction.

How do we stop it?

I can't. It can't be shut down.

Henry, how much time
do we have left?

Thirty seconds.

Carter: Is there any
way we can re—aim it?

Once it's locked on to its
target, it can't be realigned.

Will it work?

I think desperate times
call for desperate measures.

Henry, when you outfitted my
Jeep, did you put in any airbags?

Electronic voice: Six,
five, four... Carter, are you crazy?

Three, two, one.

Henry, you got it? I got it.

It missed! We missed the moon!

Henry: Carter! Carter!

Greatjob, man.
We missed the moon!

We missed the moon!
We missed it!

Little help.

But where did it go?

Man: The Zephyr rover is
making its final approach to Jupiter.

Pasadena, we have a problem.

That's gonna be a shiner. Yeah.

Well, one small step for
man, one giant welt for me.

So, when are you gonna tell
him my nobel isn't his to keep?

I don't know. He saved
your ass. I think he earned it.

No, I earned it.

It's mine.

Take it away,
lose a great scientist.

It's not a difficult equation.

You never know,
you might need Thatcher

to dismantle the next
ticking time bomb.

Good point.

Really?

You did a good job, Carter.
Thanks.

I had a little help
from my crew.

You remember that feeling?

Yeah.

It's nice to know
it can last a lifetime.

And kind of depressing.
A little.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just grateful that
we finally got together.

I said we again, didn't I? Yeah.

How long is this
supposed to last?

See you tomorrow, Carter.
No, seriously.