Original subtitles

( instrumental music playing )

- ( knocking at door ) - Man: Anita!

( laughing, indistinct shouting )

Anita: Coming.

Man: Come on, sweetie! Open the door!

I've been saving up for you for a long time.

( indistinct shouting )

( laughing )

Come on, honey!

I'm a-waitin'!

- Happy birthday, Colonel. - ( laughing )

Oh, darlin', darlin'!

No, no, no.

All right, let's raise the flag on the flagpole today, huh?

You know the rules: no side arms upstairs.

Getting a birthday kiss, yeah.

Take off your coat.

- Come on, darlin'. - A toast.

A toast? Yeah, give me a drink. Sure.

- Oh, you're such a pig. - Ah, yeah! Oink, oink, oink!

( laughing )

- Here's to one year better. - One year better and one year older.

Now, darlin', what do you say, huh?

Where's the center of your charms? Come on! Come on!

- ( yelps ) - ( laughing )

- I might get bruises. - I'm gonna run after you, all right.

Come here. Come here. Take that off.

Ooh.

- Kiss me. - Oh, no.

( laughing )

- I want that kiss! - You don't wanna mess with me.

( band playing )

( horse neighs )

Where you goin'?

- There they go again. - What the hell's going on?

Crowd: ♪ Yes, we'll gather at the river ♪

♪ The beautiful, the beautiful river ♪

♪ Gather with the saints at the river ♪

♪ That flows by the throne of God. ♪

God-fearing citizens of this fine town,

ain't it about time

we stop letting the sad morality

of a pernicious few sinners bring shame upon us all?

Crowd: Amen!

Time to put a stop to the drinkin'...

- ( crowd agreeing ) - ...and the gamblin'

and the whorin'

right under our very noses!

Hey, preacher, you come up here.

We think we might could change your mind.

- ( piano music playing ) - ( chatter )

A man's entitled to a drink every once in a while.

My father, he'd have his drink on Saturday night

and he'd work hard all week long.

There's nothing wrong with that.

You see, it says in the Bible...

Man: Give me two cards.

- Two-- I want two. - ( laughing )

You had two already.

Colonel: Whoa! Hold on there!

Where you goin'? We ain't finished yet.

I ain't even got my birthday kiss yet.

You gonna plan on robbing me of it?

Come on, now. I'm gonna take you.

( laughing )

- It's all right. Come on. - Man: Come on, darlin'.

Man: Yep, that's the one I wanted.

- Man #2: Oh, boy! - ( man laughing )

( door bursts open )

You stay away from me! Cody! Cody! Cody!

- Cody! - Damn whore!

( whimpers )

Now, keep your hands off her, Colonel.

I paid for a goddamn birthday kiss!

I'm gonna get one!

You touch her again, you're a dead man.

( gasps )

- ( women scream ) - ( thuds )

( whimpering )

Preacher: She shot him! The whore shot the colonel!

Get her! Harlot! Get her!

She shot the colonel! She shot him!

Get her! Get her!

( band playing )

Crowd: ♪ With the cross of Jesus ♪

♪ Going on before ♪

♪ Christ, the royal Master ♪

♪ Leads against the foe ♪

♪ Forward into battle ♪

♪ See His banners go... ♪

( horse neighs )

- You okay? - Yeah.

Oh!

( both grunting )

The good Lord sayeth an eye for an eye, a life for a life.

Lord, let this Jezebel be damned to death!

Harlot, you cannot escape the wrath of our Lord.

I accuse you of harlotry.

I accuse you of destroying the sanctity of marriage.

I accuse you of bringing sin and disease to this town.

You have blackened the sun and bloodied the moon.

I accuse you of having a scorpion between your legs

that destroys man's covenant with God!

Cleanse yourself with death!

Free yourself from your sinful enslavement!

Just get on with it.

Then let us pray.

O God, Jesus has said

every tree is known by its fruits.

This woman has brought forth bad fruit,

- and we pray unto you today, Lord... - ( horse neighs )

...to bless us as we rid our fair community of this woman,

this abomination, this scarlet temptress

who is ruining our town.

I say unto her the day of wrath is at hand.

Hyah!

Hah!

- Yah! - ( horse neighs )

Hah!

( cheering )

( laughing )

Seems more like a lifetime

than three years.

I'm not exactly...

your blushing bride anymore.

I know you don't hold it against me, but I do.

At least I never let another man kiss me.

( distant train horn blaring )

I'll always have you in my heart.

If nothing else, at least that's sacred.

Cody: Let's go.

If we don't put ground between us and Echo City,

we won't be going anywhere.

( bell dinging )

Hey there.

We're with the Pinkerton Detective Agency.

I wonder if you can help us.

We're looking for a Miss Matilda Clayborne.

That's her in the buggy.

Thank you.

I'll tell ya, they are way the hell

out of my jurisdiction by now, Mrs. Clayborne.

Chappy, if you were anything more than a pile of manure

with a badge on it, my colonel might still be alive.

Well, I didn't put no gun to your mister's head

and make him jump that whore.

Bitch.

We came as soon as we got the wire, ma'am.

- Sorry about your husband. - You're wasting time.

I'm hiring you because what passes for the law around here

won't leave this jurisdiction.

I want that filthy harlot killed

or brought back to me, no matter what.

I had these drawn up.

( coins jingle )

And that's just a taste of what you'll get

when you bring her back here.

Sonny, do you want to get our mounts off the horse car

at the back of the train?

- Yes, sir. - Don't you worry, ma'am.

You just point us which way they went.

We'll track 'em all right.

( grunting )

- Okay, lift it. Higher. - ( grunting )

Okay, ease it down.

- ( crashes ) - ( horse neighs )

Anita: That should do it.

- ( snake rattles ) - ( horses neighing )

Woman: The wagon!

You all right, sweetpea?

- ( neighs ) - Yah!

Hyah!

Yah!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa. Whoa, now.

Whoa.

Well, might as well eat this, too.

You can't tell the one meat from the other.

Yeah, just like men.

( laughing )

So, are we gonna find another saloon somewhere?

I'm finished with that.

So am I.

What do you got there? Is that a stock certificate?

It's a homesteader's claim to 640 acres

in the Oregon Territory.

Jim and I had it together. It's what we came out west for.

- What's it worth? - A lot of hard work.

And then what you got? A farm, unless the bank takes it away.

We were gonna start a sawmill.

- A sawmill? - Yeah.

All the settling out here now means more schools and saloons,

churches, houses-- that means lumber.

Now, how come you never told us about this before?

I don't know.

I didn't know how I was gonna do it all by myself.

What I mean to say is,

I'd like it if you all would go in with me.

Together we could do it. We could run a business.

A sawmill?

We sold our bodies. Why can't we sell some wood?

Cody: Might as well go ahead and cook that thing some more.

- It ain't gonna hurt to burn it none. - I suppose not.

Takes money.

- Building a sawmill takes money. - I know.

I'm probably just dreaming,

but it's the closest thing to a plan we've got.

Well, it could be I got some.

In Agua Dulce.

Been wiring it there for years. Over $12,000 now.

What? Tw--

- What are you saying? - I'm saying a sawmill--

why the hell not?

Yeah. Why the hell not?

Ooh!

A sawmill.

Ugh.

Well, as long as I don't have to get any splinters in my fingers.

Oh, Eileen.

This stuff's... raunchy.

Anita: That's why they call it rotgut.

Oh, it hits you quick. ( laughing )

Whoa.

Maybe a day old.

They was pullin' a wagon.

If it don't rain, it won't be hard pickin' 'em up.

Yah.

( laughter )

( horse nickers )

- Morning, ma'am. - ( hammer clicks )

Now, don't go firing that thing. I just wanna show you something.

I must say the likeness doesn't do you justice.

Yeah, that's me, all right.

My name's McCoy, Joshua McCoy.

Where are you headed, Mr. McCoy?

I'm a prospector, see?

These hills are too picked over. I thought I'd make my way up north.

I've seen prospectors. You don't look like a prospector.

Well, I am. Truly I am.

I'm counting on making a big strike soon--

as soon as I get some things taken care of.

Now, you wouldn't be thinking this reward here

would be part of your stake, would you?

No, ma'am. I'm just riding in the same direction as you.

( hammer clicks )

All right. Put on your hat and be on your way, Mr. McCoy.

Only if you put your clothes on.

- Get movin'. - Ma'am.

One more thing. They put Pinkertons on your trail.

You'd best keep moving.

Pack everything on horseback. We're leaving the wagon.

- Eileen: What about all our things? - Leave 'em.

We gotta be in Agua Dulce by tomorrow.

- Yes, may I help you? - Yeah.

I wanna buy a dress.

Um, just what kind of dress did you have in mind?

One of them ready-to-wear kind like you see in that Sears catalogue.

I really think a woman like you

would be happier shopping someplace else.

( glass breaks )

( bell tolling )

( man whistles ) Yah, come on!

Come on. Hyah!

Ooh!

Morning, ma'am.

Woman: Good day, Mr. Landaker.

- I believe you dropped this, madam. - Why, thank you, sir.

- Man: My pleasure. - I'm new here.

If it wouldn't be too much trouble,

could you suggest a respectable place

where I might have a meal and a decent libation?

Now, I just might know of such a place.

How dare you cast such lewd and salacious aspersions

upon my person!

( sighs )

But... that might be interesting.

Eileen, you don't gotta whore yourself

with the first old fart that comes along.

- Silly child! - Tramps, the both of you!

Aw, Lilly!

Can't you tell I was just trying to get something passable to eat?

Oh, yeah? And I'm Wyatt Earp.

- Can I have a kiss, Wyatt Earp? - Don't you pucker up to me, Eileen.

Come on. Come on.

- Mm! - ( door opens )

Eileen.

- ( both wolf whistling ) - ( blows kiss )

( whistling continues )

Well...

how can I help you, madam?

I would like to close out my account.

Pardon me, I don't believe I know you.

You have an account with us?

Oh, yes.

I set it up six years ago

and I've been wiring deposits ever since.

Miss Annalee Zamora.

Please come in, Miss Zamora.

- Thank you. - Just have a seat right over there.

Now, then, if you don't mind,

could I just take a look at your bank book?

Oh!

Oh, I'm afraid there's a bit of a problem.

You see, we had a fire, and it was terrible.

I just-- well, I really can't say.

I do recall signing something some time ago.

You must have my signature on file somewhere.

- I'll be right back. - Thank you.

( door opens, closes )

What are you doing here?

- We're with the Pinkerton-- - Marshal: I can see that.

Detective: We're following a harlot, name of Cody Zamora.

She killed a fella up in Colorado Territory.

She's riding with a bunch of other whores.

Detective #2: Yep, these are some bad girls.

Marshal: This one rode in this morning with three others.

It's very unusual to carry an account like this.

Some considerable funds in your account.

$12,432, I believe.

Why, yes. A little more with the interest.

How lovely.

- Lilly: Cody! - Man: Hold on! You can't go in there!

- Not now. - You gotta listen to me.

- See here, young lady-- - This is my sister--

( all shouting )

- Lilly, get! - She belongs to you, does she?

It's all right, Jenkins.

- It's all right. - Yes, sir.

I am so sorry.

My sister, she's a little...

Anita, those Pinkertons, they're here.

Man: Come on, come on.

Here you go.

Cody, Cody, the Pinkertons are coming!

Wrong, darlin'. The Pinkertons are here.

Miss Zamora, if you'd come with me.

Get her.

Come on.

- Get off of me! - Uh!

Cody!

Ah!

- Ah! - Get up!

Drop the gun. Drop it.

You, too.

- ( yells in Spanish ) - Move it.

Inside! ( yells in Spanish )

- Move! - That's far enough, fat man.

- ( explosion ) - ( woman screams )

- Come here. Open that door! - Yes, sir.

- Come on, come on! - Get in there! You heard him.

Cody?

Well, kiss my sister's black cat's ass!

What the hell are you doin' here?

I'm making a withdrawal.

So are we, darlin'. How much you takin' out?

Give the lady her money, fat man.

Move it!

- Thanks, Kid. - For old times.

Boss! We got it all. Let's ride.

Come on. ( yells in Spanish )

Move!

Let's go.

( gunfire )

Let's get outta here now!

Cody: Come on, Eileen.

Ho, ho!

Eileen, get your behind on that horse.

Eileen: What the hell do you think I'm trying to do?

You know where to find me, darlin'.

You son of a bitch!

- Shit! - Anita: Eileen!

- Yah! - Lilly: Come on, Eileen!

- Hyah! - Yah!

Stop!

( neighs )

Cody!

Come here! Come here, you tramp!

Get your hands off me!

You're up to something, you IittIe tart!

- Damn it! - Stand still!

You-- William Tucker.

- I'm deputizing you. - I gotta get on back to my place.

Yeah, well, I gotta form a posse

and get after them stinkin' Jarretts.

Now, you put that down and take her over and lock her up.

Think you can do that, Deputy?

- I heard you twice the first time. - Well, then, goddamn it, do it!

Earl, show him the way and then get yourself fixed up.

Yeah, all right, boss.

All right, who's gonna volunteer for the posse?

Come on, we gotta get 'em before they cross the river.

I'll go, Marshal.

A damn stranger's the only one on you with guts?

It's your damn money they stole. You just gonna stand there and take it?

All right, that's better.

Let's mount up.

- You feeI like a big man? - I feel like my damn shoulder hurts.

Why don't you sit down? Act like a lady.

Tucker, watch her. I'm going to the damn doctor.

( clears throat )

- William? - Yes, ma'am.

Come closer. PIease?

- Do I look like a criminal? - No, ma'am.

- I ain't no bank robber. - I ain't no deputy.

Why don't you just let me go?

I'd like to. I really would.

But I can't.

I'm sorry.

( crying )

- ( sniveling ) - ( stomping feet )

Ma'am, you shouldn't oughta carry on like that.

Oh, God... ( muttering )

Now, you'll see, when the marshal gets back,

- he'll straighten everything out. - ( scoffs )

Whoa.

Man: We ain't gonna follow 'em?

We ain't the law over there. We go back.

Are we gonna get her out?

- Are we gonna get Eileen? - How are we gonna do that?

I don't know, but we got you out when they were gonna lynch you.

Well, now, that was lucky.

Look, I don't let my friends get hung.

I want her out just as much as you.

They're not gonna hang her, so rest easy.

Do nothing? Shit.

I'm going to Kid Jarrett. I figure he's our best chance.

Kid Jarrett's our best chance?

That son of a bitch was nothing but trouble to you.

That was a long time ago.

Yeah, and this morning all he did was steal our money.

That's Kid's way of inviting me to come over and see him.

Hell of an invitation.

Look, you don't know him. He's bored.

He'll give us back our money and spring Eileen from jail

just for the hell of it.

You're rating yourself awful high, Cody.

I ran with that gang. I know what I'm doing.

- Where the hell are you going? - With you to Kid Jarrett's.

You don't go anywhere near the Jarretts. Do you understand me?

- I'm going with you, Cody. - I'm warning you. You stay put.

You don't do what I tell you, you're both out.

Hey!

New Orleans.

My daddy had a big house in the Quarter.

That's the French Quarter.

- Parlez français? - Excuse me?

It's French.

It's the language of love, you know.

I didn't know the language of love had words, ma'am.

Oh, my, yes.

- I could teach you. - ( clears throat ) Huh?

French-- I could teach you French.

Oh. Of course.

So you're a rancher?

I got a couple dozen head of longhorns.

- Cattle rancher. - Yes, ma'am.

- Nearby? - Why, yes.

Actually, about 16 miles out on North Road.

It's a beautiful piece of land.

It's called the Circle Bar T.

- Circle Bar T? - Yes, ma'am.

It's a nice name.

- ( snorting ) - ( chickens clucking )

Rico! ( whistles )

- You cannot come here, señorita. - ( speaking Spanish )

( both speaking Spanish )

Cody Zamora.

( speaking Spanish )

Man: Hola, señorita! You here to keep the boys happy?

( speaking Spanish )

It's been a long time, Cody.

- It's been a long time, Frank. - Yeah.

Kid said you were back in Texas.

He tell you he stole my money?

- He said you'd be coming. - Damn right.

That money is our stake for a new start in the Oregon Territory.

- Yours and whose, darlin'? - Me and some friends.

One of us got a homesteader's claim.

Frank: Oregon. Heh, I ran there once.

Now, why didn't I see you at the bank?

I got what I need right here.

( speaking Spanish )

- Cody: Well, Kid's still hungry. - Yeah.

Thinks he can make a bigger name for himself

than his old man.

AIways did want what I had, didn't he?

Well, look who's here.

We got us some talking to do, Kid.

Let's talk.

See you around, Frank.

Playing with the big guns now, Kid?

You know I always did like playing with things.

Mm-hmm.

Taking trains too, I see.

Kid: Military shipment.

Selling US army guns to Juarez.

It's funny what you can find out when you're running panocha

to the army colonels over at Fort Clark.

Right, Jack?

By Friday I'll be up to my ass in Mexican gold.

- I'll bet you will. - ( speaking Spanish )

- ( whooping ) - ( speaks Spanish )

( speaking Spanish )

- So what's on your mind? - You invited me.

Didn't you wanna come?

For the old days.

Remember when we went ridin' with that bunch down Tucson,

runnin' those guns into Durango?

You remember that?

We had us some times, didn't we?

You lyin' bitch.

You've just come here for your money.

Oh, now, what's the difference, Kid?

You're gonna be up to your ass in Mexican gold by Friday, right?

That's right.

What's $10,000 one way or the other?

$12,432.

Why don't you just give it to me and I'll be on my way?

Look, I was only playing with you. You can have your money.

Keep the change.

Thanks, Kid.

What makes you think Oregon's gonna be any different, hmm?

A new start for an old whore.

Why don't you just say it, Kid?

You're still sore at me for running out on you.

Now, why would I be sore?

Hmm?

Because you ran out on me in the middle of the night

without saying a word, hmm?

I'll see you around.

- She ain't comin' back. - She is so.

I'm going to get Eileen. Are you with me or not?

When Cody comes back and we're not here--

Don't worry about it. She'll wait.

( clicks tongue ) Yah!

Lilly.

Don't hurt me.

There's no chance of that.

Electric chair!

If you ask me,

it'd be a hell of a lot cheaper just to hang 'em.

That way you can use the rope over and over again.

( both laugh )

- What's that? - Huh?

There. That's that whore.

- That ain't her. - You're drunk.

- She's been beaten. - Here.

- Can you help her? - Here.

- How bad? - ( crying out )

Her back, I think.

( speaks Chinese )

Aw, hell, why we gotta walk all the way the hell down here for?

Because she's in one of these tents.

- I seen her. - You ain't seen her.

I say we go right across the street and get our bell ropes pulled.

Man, I thought we were off duty.

We ain't ever off duty.

Psst, hey, fellas.

You those fellas after that whore from Echo City?

What's it to you?

You seen her?

Well, now, that depends.

That poster talked about a reward?

Could be there's a real big reward.

Could be I know where that whore is right now.

- Where'd that be? - Where'd that reward be?

$500-- wired to you when we get her.

My word as a "Peckerton detinctive."

$500 is more than I'm used to.

All right.

I seen that whore Cody riding upriver not an hour ago.

Hell, why didn't you do something?

- She's with Kid Jarrett. - You sure it were Kid Jarrett?

Yeah, sure enough. I'd have done something, too,

but I ain't no Peckerton detinctive.

Hell! Cody Zamora and Kid Jarrett.

( grinding )

( speaking Chinese )

( speaks Chinese )

Gunpowder heal wound.

- ( powder hisses ) - ( gasping )

Okay. Okay.

( crying out )

It'll be all right. It'll be all right.

Tucker?

- Yeah, what do you want, Earl? - Get out here, Tucker.

- What are you doin'? - Interrogating the prisoner.

Well, you ain't trained for that.

I'll take over.

I'm making some real good headway there.

Your ranch is waiting on you, boy.

Well, I expect that can wait a good while longer.

Now, I been talking to her. She ain't no bank robber.

In fact, she's a real fine lady from New Orleans.

- Tucker, you go home now. - ( door opens )

- Um, I'm turning myself in. - Say what?

I was with the gang that robbed the bank.

I can't take it anymore.

Maybe you ought to sit down.

Eileen.

- It's about damn time. - Here, tie this on.

Y'all don't know how hard it is... bein' hunted,

men wantin' you everywhere you go.

I just wanna be safe.

What are you doin' standing here? Go and question the prisoner, son.

( footsteps approaching )

- William? - Yes'm.

- How would you like to kiss me? - Excuse me?

First... they hurt me right there.

Mm.

And then...

they hurt me right there.

Mm mm mm mm.

Ma'am, those may be severe injuries, but I don't see any marks.

Perhaps if you just move it up a little bit.

( Eileen laughing )

( kissing )

- Oh! - ( horses neighing )

Shit! ( laughs )

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

- Well, I've got more injuries. - Show me later.

Getting me out in the middle of something-- uh!

Oh, oh.

Look, here's your chance to be a big hero

to someone in real trouble.

I swear on my honor as a Southern lady.

- Get out of my way. - Hang on.

Look, I didn't have anything to do with that robbery.

You're just gonna have to believe me.

- Move! - Please, William.

I don't know why I believe you, but I do.

- You're doing the right thing. - Yeah, sure.

- Come on, get out. - And you know what?

- For your own good. - Hey! No, wait! Hang on, now!

You're just gonna have to wait in there.

I don't want anything bad to happen to you, William.

You tell them that we held a gun to your head.

- Eileen, come on. - Let's go.

You take care, William.

Let's get the hell outta here.

Come on.

He was trying to make me eat beans.

Whoa, boy.

( clicking tongue ) Yah.

Anita: Hold up. Hold up.

- Cody's horse. - See if you can find her.

We'll be at the Circle Bar T.

- 16 miles. - Okay.

- Up the road next to Turtle Creek. - Got it.

- Let's go. - Whoa.

Woman: Don't worry, mister.

Wife be okay.

( coins clink )

Thank you.

Well, Mr. McCoy...

you seem to be my lucky penny.

It weren't no accident I was in Echo City

or that I tracked you here.

Word was you had a history with the Jarretts.

I told you I was a prospector.

That's all true.

I'm on my way to the Klondike.

Got a claim there that could be worth a fortune in gold.

But first, I got an old score to settle with Frank Jarrett.

He jumped my father's claim and he killed him.

And my ma was done like-- like you was.

She lived on a couple of years.

I swore on her grave I'd live to see Frank Jarrett die.

So you figured that Jarrett's whore might lead you back to him?

Yes, ma'am.

That was the truth of it.

I didn't get our money.

Circle Bar T, all right.

This is big.

Ha... this ain't so big.

This used to all be free-range.

The law of the land was cattle could go where they pleased.

You see that barbed wire?

That gave small ranchers like Tucker a chance to get started

without being overrun by the cattle from the big outfits.

You know, folks say the West was conquered by the railroad.

Uh-uh.

My daddy says it was conquered by barbed wire.

Well, you sure know a lot about this

for a fine Southern lady from New Orleans.

Oh, Lilly, I ain't from New Orleans.

I'd like to have been.

I grew up on an East Texas grub ranch,

not much different than this one.

Well, I don't know much about grub ranches,

but this sure looks nice to me, Eileen.

It's got possibilities.

( men chattering )

Well, ain't this sweet?

Little boy's gonna rob an army choo-choo.

Gonna get himself a big new toy gun, huh?

( laughing )

That gun's gonna make me rich, old man.

( whistles )

( humming )

Oh, hi, William. I hope you don't mind.

I kinda helped myself to a few things.

I've-- I've made a really nice stew.

Lilly: I wouldn't go in there if I was you.

Our friend's restin' in your bed.

It sure is nice of you to let us stay here, Mr. Tucker.

Most kind. Now, wouldn't you like some stew?

- And I've made some pies. - Sure smells good.

Hi. Joshua McCoy.

You got a real nice spread here, William.

That's just great.

Why don't y'all just make yourselves at home?

( yelling )

( sighs )

I've been alone out here going on a couple of years...

since my family died.

I reckon you're the first company I've had out here.

And I guess I wouldn't be much of a man

if I wasn't at least hospitable.

Welcome to my home.

The population of the United States

is over 63 million people now.

Well, they sure ain't here.

- Better let you get some rest. - No, you can stay.

Well, I suppose I don't wanna be alone.

That's funny?

( laughs ) It's funnier than you know.

I suppose I'd like to stay.

( guitar playing )

May I have the pleasure of a dance?

Oh, I don't know.

Come on, you're not gonna turn me down, are you?

I-- I don't do a lot of dancin' out here.

I feel kinda silly.

( clears throat )

( both laughing )

Kid: You boys are making me very angry.

Now, let's not be shy and do what I told you.

That's it.

You boys are gonna be famous.

Tell your grandchildren you got held up by Kid Jarrett.

Here...

Don't look so sad, boys. You look good in your drawers.

You fools be careful with that thing!

That's precious cargo we've got there.

Shit! It's okay, boss!

( kisses )

Hyah! Hyuh!

( man whistles ) Hah!

Now.

Up in the hills!

What the hell are you doing, Jack? Get this wagon outta here!

Okay, boss! Come on.

( whistles ) Get! Whoa!

Where are you going, Jack?

Aah!

God damn you, Roberto! Come back here and fight!

Yuma! Roberto!

You yellow dogs! Get back here!

- ( rifle clicks ) - Damn!

Uh!

Aah!

- ( groans ) - Ned! Ned!

Ned, where are you going?

- Hyah, hyah. - ( explosion )

Cody: Anita!

Get your yellow asses back here, you cowards!

Oh, God.

- Can you get up? - Yeah.

( gunshot )

( whistling ) Yah!

Hyah!

Yah, yah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah!

You dumb-ass!

It ain't nothin' but Cody and a bunch of women!

Ha! Better go find your toys, sonny!

- Yah. - ( laughing )

( Kid laughing )

Where do you think you're going?

Lilly: Jarrett, you asshole!

( groaning )

The name of the man who's killing you is Joshua McCoy.

- Don't mean spit to me, boy. - ( hammer clicks )

Josh, they got Lilly. Kid's got Lilly.

Frank: Cody...

Cody: Bring him along. We'll trade him for Lilly.

( hammer clicks )

( man speaking Spanish )

I'm sorry, boss. What happened to Jack?

You won't be seeing him no more. What about you, Ned?

Tried my best, boss. Almost got my ass shot off.

Lost my damn hat, too.

- Where's Frank? - They got him and the guns.

But we got this and we're gonna make a little trade.

I've seen one of these once at the armory in Cheyenne.

- ( all grunting ) - It's heavy.

Cody: We trade Frank for Lilly.

When we get her, we give Kid this toy,

and we get our money back.

- This is not a toy. - Let's get to work.

I can't believe we're even thinking about doing this.

I can't stand to think of her there with those dirty, disgusting men.

The only reason she's there is we went running off after Kid

in the first place.

Are you saying this is my fault?

All you care about is revenge on Kid.

You went with us, Anita. You came along.

I never should have gone. None of us ever should have gone.

None of this ever should have happened.

I shouldn't have let anything happen.

Eileen: Well, we have no choice. We have to get Lilly.

I know!

- Anita. - Let her go.

Anita!

- ( bells jangling ) - Frank: Anita?

- Anita! - ( bells jangling )

Can I have some of that water, please?

I'm mighty thirsty.

Thank you.

Couldn't help but overhearing about that land.

In Oregon, ain't it?

Grand territory, Oregon.

Spent a couple of years there once.

A lot of rain, a lot of laws.

Don't like either.

Why are you talking to me?

Cody told me about your plans.

Sounds sweet.

It's just that I've never heard of no single miss

holding a claim for land...

in Oregon, that is.

Well, just because you haven't heard of it

doesn't mean it can't happen.

Suppose not.

( horse neighs )

- Eileen: Where's she off to? - She's just riding off some steam.

She sure picked a good time to pitch a fit.

If it were her in trouble, Lilly'd be the first one to be there.

Kid: What's your name?

Lilly.

- Just Lilly? - Lilly's enough.

Yeah, if you answer to it.

Well, that depends on who's askin'.

( Kid laughs )

You don't look much like a parlor-house girl

in those pants and boots.

( men laughing )

What's your family name?

- Laronette. - Yuma: Laronette?

Huh. I knowed a Roy Laronette.

Seen him in a Wild West show over in Del Rio.

- Best trick rider I ever seed. - Kid: Is that a fact?

Well, how did the daughter of a trick rider

wind up working in a parlor house?

He died.

The show died with him.

It came up to me to pay off his debts.

Oh.

Well, ain't you Daddy's sweet little girl?

- ( yelling ) - ( men laughing )

Sit her down. Sit down!

Kid: We got a real hellcat here!

It may take some time breakin' her in.

But it's gonna be a lot of fun doin' it.

Well, this claim of yours seems proper enough, young lady.

Why worry your little head?

Your husband seems to have his matters well in hand.

What if my husband is deceased?

Ma'am, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but--

Tell me what?

Well, your claim's worthless without your husband alive.

See for yourself. Second paragraph.

Now, ma'am, I'm sorry, but it's the law.

- Surely you understand that. - Yes, I understand that.

I was worthless until I married,

so now I guess I'm worthless as a widow.

Funny, I had some value as a whore.

- Did I shock you? - Well, no, ma'am, I--

You expect me to cry all over your big desk?

Well, to hell with that!

If your laws don't include me,

well, then, they just don't apply to me, either.

Now, ma'am, that'll still be six bits for my services.

( coins clink )

Keep the change, you sawed-off fart.

Cody: Don't let him play with you.

Frank: Well, lookie here.

My little whore finally found herself a pretty-boy.

Keep talkin'. That's all you can do.

Was a time I did a hell of a lot more than talk to you.

( laughing )

You know where I found her?

She was scrubbin' floors in a parlor house.

Wasn't more than 14.

She weren't contrary like that back then.

No, sirree.

Got real excited bein' with a bunch of bandits.

( plate clanks )

Frank: My God, how she'd open up to me.

How she carried on.

And you-- look at you.

A lovesick pretty-boy.

Now, after all these years of wanting to kill me,

she won't let you.

( laughing )

Nothing's changed.

You're dead. I just ain't killed you yet.

♪ Well, I haven't seen her since that night ♪

♪ I can't cross the line, you know ♪

♪ I'm wanted for a gamblin' fight ♪

♪ Like as not it's better so ♪

♪ And yet I've often ♪

♪ Sort of missed her ♪

♪ Since that last sad night I kissed her. ♪

Frank: Hey, pretty-boy, come over here.

Come on over here. I got something to tell you.

Yeah, you look just like your ma--

real pretty.

Beautiful piece of a woman, your ma.

Evangeline. Am I right?

- ( gunshot ) - ( donkey brays )

Josh!

What happened?

He tried to escape. I shot him.

Did you shoot him before or after you untied him?

I said did you shoot him

before or after you untied him?

He brought it on himself.

He was playing you and you couldn't rein yourself in,

and now we can't trade him for Lilly.

Get the hell out of my sight.

Keep riding till you hit the Klondike.

Eileen: Anita?

Don't tell her.

Eileen: Sweetpea, where have you been?

- The claim's no good. - What?

I went to a lawyer's office in town.

He said that the claim's no good without Jim aIive.

- Let's go get Lilly. - Come on.

What are you lookin' at?

Pigs.

You know, you're gonna be around here a while, girl.

You'd better be a little more friendly-like

and get to know everybody.

Over here is Rico.

And this here's Ned.

Roberto.

And this here's Yuma.

Me and Yuma go back a long way. Ain't that right, partner?

A long ways, Kid.

Kid: Go inside and get one of Cody's old dresses out of my trunk.

Right away.

Have a drink.

Drink!

( men laughing, cheering )

You know, the more I think about it,

it might be nice having you around here.

And let those whores keep the old buzzard!

- ( men laughing, whooping ) - Hey, boss.

Not that one. The red one.

( sniffs )

Get up.

- Get up. - Uh!

Take your clothes off.

Get in here.

- Ned: Damn it, boss! - You keep your ass in there!

At least let us watch!

Put it on.

( spits )

Ned!

She's all yours.

Hello, girlie.

What do you say old Ned unties you

and we can have some fun, huh?

You'd better kill me first,

'cause the only way I'd lay with you is if I was dead.

- ( explosion ) - ( men screaming )

It's Josh!

- Look again. - Lilly?

- Oh, Lilly! - Lilly, I've been so worried about you.

Oh, my God, you should have seen it.

It was crazy. Bombs going off everywhere.

Josh came and attacked Kid's place. Got me out of there.

I was ridin' out.

I looked behind me, but he wasn't there.

- Where is he? - I think they got him.

Yah!

( horse nickers )

( flies buzzing )

( guns cocking )

- Where's the old man? - Dead.

Well, that is a shame.

What are you gonna do now?

Where's McCoy?

Oh, him.

He's here.

But I wouldn't worry about him.

He ain't dead... yet.

( men laughing )

I'll buy him.

You ain't got enough money to buy him from me, darlin'.

Cody: Well, now, you don't have a Gatling gun, do you?

That is true. That is true.

- Just show me the gun. - Show me McCoy.

( speaks Spanish )

I've shown you mine. You show me yours.

Can I offer you ladies a drink?

( men laughing )

Go get it.

Aah!

- ( thuds ) - ( groans )

Kid!

- And hurry up! - Yeah, boss.

Come on.

( whistles ) Hyah, hyah.

Open that up. Let's see what we got there.

Hey, Lilly, welcome back.

( both grunting )

Yes! Yes!

Aah!

You want him?

Take him.

Cody: Josh.

- ( gunshot ) - ( Cody screams )

( Kid laughing )

Josh.

Oh, that's real sweet...

coming from a heartless whore.

- ( crying ) - Kid: That's what you came for.

Now get your ass outta here.

Cody, let's go.

Ned: Girlie.

You come back and see old Ned, you hear?

We'll finish what we got started.

( kissing )

( Ned cackling )

Lilly.

Split up!

- Cover me! - ( yells )

( yelling )

Lilly!

( horse neighing )

Cody. Here, here, here.

- ( yelling ) - ( horse neighs )

Aah!

( laughing )

Yah!

( laughing )

( guns cocking )

Just foolin'.

You don't think I'd shoot you in the back, do you, darlin'?

I'm out of bullets. I got no bullets.

Pick it up. Put it in. Die like a man.

You are a dumb whore.

Looks like you could use some help.

You know, I reckon I could.

You all set to go?

I guess.

Sure be mighty pleased if you decided to stay on.

Share this place.

Oh...

well...

William, I think there's something I need to tell you.

I know all about that.

It's all in the past.

It don't matter to me none, so you don't have to--

I'm no lady from New Orleans. My daddy was a poor rancher.

Nearly worked himself to death

till the bank came and took it all away.

I told myself

I'd get away from that damn dirt pile

and marry me a rich gentleman.

I was so stupid.

All I ever got was a couple of fancy dresses

and a broken heart.

I got this land.

I ain't got no money.

But I swear...

I'll never break your heart.

( laughing )

Oh! Jeez, that's my arm!

That's your share. You earned it.

Consider it a wedding present.

Oh. I got everything I need right here.

- But I'll take it. - ( laughs )

Well, the rest of it's here.

All except the $12,432 which belongs to us.

William: You should stay.

When that money gets back to Agua Dulce,

I expect y'all are gonna be pretty big heroes in these parts.

Well, we ain't heroes.

Cody: Well, it's time to go.

There's a certain gold mine in the Klondike

waiting on some hard work.

That's a long way.

- Bye, sweetheart. - Bye, sweetpea.

See you.

Take good care of her.

She's two handfuls, but I'm gonna hang on.

Eileen.

Anita: Hey. You'll see her again.

Lilly: It ain't likely.

I love you.

Cody: Let's ride.

Shh.

Oh, Lilly, I love you all the way to the moon and back,

and that's not gonna change.

Yah!

She killed a fella up in Colorado Territory.

Sorry, son.

The only female I seen in the last month

is that mare over there.

And she's startin' to look pretty good to me.

- Ain't she, Tector? Huh? - Yeah.

Hey, what's that you're drinking there?

- Tennessee sippin' whiskey. - Come on!

( instrumental music playing )