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TESSA: Once upon a time there was a girl named Tessa,

who had a dream.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Hey-ey-ey-ey ♪

♪ Workin' all day Don't do a thing ♪

♪ Life's what you make it You're in the driver's seat ♪

♪ Rev your engine Crank the ignition ♪

♪ Give me the key Don't need your permission ♪

♪ Momma always told me ♪

♪ There's nothin' In this life to fear ♪

♪ You're gonna miss me Zero to sixty ♪

♪ Kickin' it into gear ♪

♪ I'm in control And behind the wheel ♪

♪ And I'm gonna steer Where I want to steer ♪

♪ I'm in control And behind the wheel ♪

♪ And I'm gonna steer Where I'm gonna steer ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Go full throttle ♪

♪ Go full throttle, oh-oh ♪

♪ Go full throttle ♪

♪ Pedal to the metal, oh-oh ♪

♪ Nothin' to see here ♪

♪ Get yourself in gear ♪

♪ And go full throttle ♪

♪ Go full throttle, oh-oh ♪

[CLANGING]

♪ Pop out the clutch Get this thing in drive ♪

♪ Don't want to be a passenger Who's just cruisin' by ♪ [HORN HONKING]

♪ Scratch the bumper It doesn't matter ♪

TESSA: But this is a story about her reality.

Better hurry, Tessa, the wicked witch just arrived.

[HONKING CONTINUES] WOMAN: Tessa!

Tessa! Tessa! Tessa! It's all right, I got this.

Thanks, Joe.

Hey, maybe she gets nicer on vacation.

Holy crapola, Tessa!

You scuffed my favorite bag.

I-I'm sorry, Divine, this is a lot to carry.

Well, we're all pitching in, Tessa.

I'll ring the cart. Sir, could I--

Ah-ah-ah-ah! No.

No way am I tipping those vultures.

No! No!

[SIGHS] Oh-oh-oh...

Be extra careful with Sparkles, heh.

Who's a good dog?

Who's a good dog? Divine?

[MAKES BARKING SOUND] What? Yes?

He's dead. [GASPS]

Not in my heart, Tessa.

Mom!

The VIP Princess package includes

a costume party, and Reed West is performing!

Let me see!

[GASPS] Oh!

Over here. Must you...

Even better, we get our own private

7-minute Reed West encounter!

We're in it for a lot more than seven minutes, Athena!

We're here to win.

Okay, I'll-- I'll be there in a minute.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, a pool. Athena, you need to put on your bikini

and sit by that pool. Okay.

Uh, not you, Olympia.

Oh, my God.

ATHENA: These girls look like pros.

They don't have superstar's blood

coursing through their veins.

Remember, girls, you're Madonna's

third cousins twice removed.

Not a lot of blood.

Blood is blood.

If I were 10 years younger,

I'd snag that role myself.

Uh-oh, Janet's here.

Her parents send her to music camp in New York.

See you ladies at the VIP lunch.

Ah, can't wait!

Yes. Great.

Bianca's here too!

[SIGHS]

Lauren!

Divine!

I almost didn't recognize you

with your new face.

Would you like the number?

They do lipo as well.

[LAUGHS DERISIVELY]

I'd forgotten how dreadfully witty you are.

So we're really excited about this week.

Right, Bianca?

Sweetheart? Darling?

Bianca, sweetheart.

[LAUREN CHUCKLES]

Yeah. So excited.

[SCOFFS]

She's a bit of a slug, isn't she?

She's been rehearsing. Huh?

You've only brought one assistant.

So brave.

[LAUGHS DERISIVELY]

Oh, uh, I'm not her assistant,

I'm her stepdaughter.

Uhh, Tessa? Yeah?

Could you please go get Sparkles?

Get Sparkles! Yes, right away, Divine.

Thank you.

She's a bit sensitive

about her position in life.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Well, it's been fascinating,

but, mm, now I'm bored. Oh.

Tessa, we're on the move!

Right away!

[♪♪♪]

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

Oh, Reed,

I would sell body parts for you.

Good ones.

Ugh, gross. Stop drooling, Olympia.

Ugh, grr...

He's definitely worth a kidney.

He looks taken. Who's the girl?

Ugh. Harper Halston.

The heiress. She's so pretty.

Her family owns Royal Lagoon Resorts.

They're holding the audition contest.

You'd know all this if you weren't so busy

greasing up carburetors or whatever.

You mean my job.

Not this week, Tessa.

You're here to help Athena and Olympia

focus on one thing:

dazzling Reed and winning the lead role. [SQUEALS]

One of you girls is going to star in the musical,

win that recording contract,

and do me proud.

I named you after goddesses for a reason.

What's the musical?

Cinderella. Cinderella.

Okay, that's kind of ironic.

You follow me.

Yes, ma'am.

DIVINE: You are going to love your little room.

Okay, so it's right this way.

Okay, all right. Ahem.

DIVINE: Whoo! [COUGHING]

It's just like having your own spa.

[CHUCKLES]

Right through here.

Here we go.

Nice and cozy, under the stairs.

So I'm Harry Potter.

Exactly.

[CHUCKLES]

Now, um, be careful of the gate,

because it locks from the outside.

A-And don't tell anyone you're here, okay?

Oh, I'm going to get into so much trouble for this.

Don't worry, it's not exactly something I'll Instagram.

Yeah.

Thanks.

[BED SQUEAKS]

[CHATTERING AND LAUGHTER]

[WHISPERING] Olympia, stop that!

That's disgusting! Stop it!

DIVINE: Oh, my God, what are you doing?

Stop it! Don't eat that!

Don't you dare put that in your mouth!

I cannot believe you're humiliating me this way!

[SCOFFS]

[DIVINE CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]

Oh, dear.

Oh... Hello, hello.

Like really ready. I think you have this in the bag.

Like I've never seen such a dull group of girls.

You remember Janet? Oh, yes, oh, Jane, hello.

It's Janet. Oh, you dropped some--

Ooh. Ooh.

[ALL LAUGH]

Whoops.

Whoops. Whoops.

[SNAPS FINGERS]

Tsk-- Tsk-- Ah!

Ow. Tessa.

[WOMEN VOCALIZE]

[WOMEN VOCALIZE]

Ladies...

Thank you so much.

She's-- She's a little slow,

but you know, she smells good,

so we keep her around.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

LAUREN: You're so bad!

[♪♪♪]

[WOMEN SCREAMING]

FREDDIE: Heh, hello, hello.

Welcome, VIPs.

You know, by the looks of this crowd,

you'd think VIP stands for "very beautiful person."

[LIGHT LAUGHTER] I guess that'd be V.B.P.

But um, ah, thank you!

Welcome, everyone! I'm Freddie Marks,

the director, and you all know, heh,

pop sensation Reed West.

[WOMEN HOOT AND HOLLER] Hi, it's lovely to be here.

I discovered Reed on YouTube,

and now I'm hoping to find a brand new star

right here in this very room.

Harper sang a romantic duet with Reed.

Will you be next?

Ah, now, auditions will be held tomorrow morning.

and the show will premiere on the very last night

of your VIP stay,

so this is gonna be a fast-paced,

exciting adventure for all those who make the cast,

especially one very lucky young lady.

And the best part?

If our Cinderella impresses the Slick Tracks record execs,

she'll be signed on the spot.

Whoo! FREDDIE: Yeah, how about that?

FREDDIE: All right, so good luck, everybody,

and we'll see you all in the morning. Thank you.

Cheers.

[♪♪♪]

[SNAPS FINGERS]

DIVINE: Earth to Tessa...

[SIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

Mom? Mom? [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

Help. Mom, I'm drowning, I'm drowning!

[COUGHS]

Oh, my God. Help!

Sorry, give me one second.

[LAUGHS]

Okay, grab this. [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

TESSA: Got it?

DIVINE: She's so funny when she's drowning.

It's so great.

Gently, Tessa.

[SIGHS]

Will you do my face?

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

[CHUCKLES]

Am I getting it all?

Mm, yeah, just, um,

I think you missed a spot, just right...

There? Yeah, right there.

Was that it? Oh, yeah.

We wouldn't want you to get sunburned.

Okay, good, you can go now.

Okay.

Spritz.

Spritz.

Spritz.

[MAN SINGING IN DISTANCE]

♪ 'Cause we all want a friend To call our own ♪

♪ These days get Mighty cold sometime ♪

♪ So I guess I'll just make a squish ♪

♪ And close my eyes ♪

♪ And I'm wishing up On a star ♪

♪ That I'll find you Wherever you are ♪

♪ And I just know That special someone's ♪

♪ Out there somewhere ♪ Great song, huh?

Heh. Yes, it's beautiful.

♪ Nobody ever wants To be alone ♪

♪ 'Cause we all want a friend ♪

Oh, I'm Georgie, by the way.

I'm the makeup artist for the show.

Uh, I'm Tessa, currently an indentured servant.

But you sing too.

♪ So I guess I'll just make this wish ♪

♪ And close my eyes ♪ I heard you humming.

Oh, heh.

No, um...

I mean, yeah, I love music and dance,

but, um, maybe in another life.

Too bad we only get one.

♪ I just know The special someone's ♪

♪ Out there somewhere ♪

Um, it was nice to meet you.

[♪♪♪]

MAN 1: All right, we got it. TESSA: Hey.

Hey, is that a 500cc twin?

1950, right? Yeah, if you say so.

Can you just--? Yeah, we're stagehands, not really bike people.

Turn, turn. All right, turn.

[MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

TESSA: Wow...

Wow, that's one of Lambini's very first

real sporting V-twin engines.

She's-- She's beautiful.

You have any idea

why one of these sporting things won't start?

You know what, I'd love to figure it out.

Hey, can I borrow those?

My pants?

Yeah, your overalls.

Yeah-- I mean, yeah. Thanks. Heh.

Okay. Yeah?

Start 'er up.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[ALL CHUCKLE] Hell yeah.

Oh, nice work, Tessa.

Oh, they got the bike started.

I wish I was there. You could give me a ride.

TESSA: Uh, yeah, the alignment was just off.

The two cylinders kind of needed to run as one,

but it's all good now. All right, brilliant.

Thanks, mate.

Mate.

Reedsy-boo...

Can I finish my story?

I have lunch with Kim and Paris.

Uh, yeah, sure, sure.

Guys, thanks so much. Freddie'll cover you.

Okay. Stupid. [PHONE RINGING]

Oh, no.

Um, I gotta go, guys, but I'll see you later.

Let me know how the bike goes, 'kay?

Thanks. Thanks.

Some days I've worked so hard,

my body aches

like that of an old woman.

My face is covered in...

cinders.

My feet--

Hey, Picasso, can you color inside the lines?

Could you hold still? [FLATULENCE]

Me next!

DIVINE: All right, Sparkles,

I need your opinion on a very important subject.

What do you think? [TOILET FLUSHING]

Candy Yum-yum? [MAKES BARKING SOUND]

Or Lady Danger?

[MAKES GROWLING SOUND]

Ah, you rascal, you.

All right, Lady Danger it is.

[GASPS] [WATER SPLASHES]

[DIVINE SCREAMING]

Tessa! Save Sparkles!

Sparkles is drowning!

She's drowning! She's drowning!

[HAIR DRYER WHIRRING]

Don't use too much product, Tessa.

Fluffy, but not pretentious.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Hi. Can I...?

MAN: There you go. Thank you.

Hey, Tessa, come on over.

Hey.

Eddie...

Let me get this for you. TESSA: Hey, guys.

Thank you very much.

Hi. [BOTH CHUCKLE]

[CHUCKLES]

Hey.

♪ Ho! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

Shh.

My God, they're amazing.

♪ Hey! ♪

Biggest secret here:

The best talent makes beds in hall's trash.

Wow.

ALL: Oh!

[LAUGHS] Come on, Tessa.

Let's go dance, come on. Go! Go!

Wow, Tessa!

That's crazy, girl. Come on, show us some more moves.

Come on, show us your moves!

Now it's your turn, Georgie. Don't do it.

♪ Get up on your feet ♪

♪ And get down to the beat ♪

♪ Come on, let's live it loud ♪ Whoo!

♪ Come on Come on, come on now ♪

♪ Put on your dancing shoes ♪

♪ We got nothing to lose ♪

♪ Break all the locks Now's your chance ♪

♪ Get out of the box And wave your hands ♪

ALL: ♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Everybody's got to move ♪

♪ What's your excuse? Come on, do you ♪

♪ Time to play When work is through, yeah ♪

♪ There's no excuse Come on, do you ♪

♪ We're shakin' off the rules ♪

♪ And makin' our own rules ♪

♪ Break all the locks Now's your chance ♪

♪ Get out of the box And wave your hands ♪

ALL: ♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Everybody's got to move ♪

♪ What's your excuse? Come on, do you ♪

♪ Time to play When work is through, yeah ♪

♪ What's your excuse? Come on, do you ♪

♪ Everyone, do you ♪

♪ Everybody, keep on dancing ♪

♪ Everyone, do you ♪

♪ Do you ♪

♪ Keep on dancing ♪

♪ There's no excuse Come on, do you ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey Do you ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey Do you ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey Do you ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey Do you ♪

♪ Ha, do you ♪

♪ Come on, do you Do you ♪

♪ What's your excuse? Come on, do you ♪

♪ Do you ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh ♪ ♪ Do you, do you ♪

♪ There's no excuse Come on, do you, oh yeah ♪♪

[ALL LAUGHING]

Get back to work! Come on!

Let's go! Move!

Why are you not auditioning for the musical?

Thanks, Georgie, but my stepmother

would never ever allow me to audition.

That's it!

What?

Audition in disguise.

Okay, I'm sure-- I'm sure you're great with makeup

and with brushes and stuff, but I doubt it could...

[♪♪♪]

Pout for me.

I'm not so sure about this.

Shush, shush and shush.

Yeah, let's begin.

♪ Kick in the door no locks ♪

♪ Get on the floor We no call the cops ♪

♪ Ladies and gentlemen You should know ♪

♪ This is a stick-up We steal the show ♪

♪ Now run Tiggy run run Tiggy run run ♪

♪ Hearing that bum bum When it come come ♪

♪ Lights in a bomb When we in the room ♪

Bull's-eye.

♪ Oh-ohh-oh Oh-ohh ohh-oh ♪

♪ One for the money ♪

♪ We gonna make you Lose control ♪♪

[RECORD SCRATCHES]

Oh, hey, Georgie, who's your friend?

You know who I am. She's a guest, Eddie.

She's a guest.

If you need anything, you just, you let us know.

I can sweep. Sweep your room. All right.

Sweep, sweep rooms.

He didn't recognize me and I've worn his coveralls.

Okay, I don't know what that means,

but I feel vindicated. Now you have to audition.

Georgie, look, your makeup brushes

are like magic wands, but I can't do this.

My family will recognize my voice immediately.

Then disguise it. Here we are.

It's not like,

"Ugh-ah, I'm Olympia, blah!"

It's like, "I'm Olympia."

"I'm here."

I'm here. "I'm yours."

[WHISPERING] Okay, I'm going.

[WHISPERING] Okay.

I'm gonna do this. Okay, go.

Okay, I'm gonna go.

Tess, go. Okay.

DIVINE: You're not listening to me.

Wow, Janet, you look great.

And don't worry, no one will even notice

that huge vein bulging out of your forehead.

[SCOFFS]

Hm.

Young lady, are you a VIP guest?

I didn't see you at the brunch.

[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Um, the trolley broke.

The trolley?

Yes. But it's a bloody shame the trolley broke.

I know you from somewhere.

No, um...

Uh, I don't--

I don't think so.

The Niedermeyer Bar Mitzvah?

Did we Hava Nagila?

I don't think I had that pleasure, ma'am.

Eh. You didn't have that pleasure.

Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

Mm-hm.

The National Dog Show in Philly?

[MAKES BARKING SOUNDS]

Afraid not. Um, I'm a cat person.

[MEOWS]

[SNIFFS]

[SNIFFS]

You even smell familiar. It's vanilla.

It's my deodorant. It's all the rage in London.

England. Ahem.

Very interesting.

Mm-hm. All right.

Yes. Mm.

I've got my eyes on you.

[WHISPERS] Oh, that won't be necessary, it's okay.

Cheers!

God save the queen.

In London.

Where I'm from.

DIVINE: Whatever. All right, Olympia...

[WHISPERS] Oh, that was close.

[♪♪♪]

♪ I know the rain is falling ♪

♪ Don't look so sad about it ♪

♪ I know it hurts a little ♪

♪ You want to scream And shout it ♪

♪ That's the remedy ♪

♪ So let the rhythm take you Over and over ♪

She has a big finish!

♪ I know you're down ♪

♪ And I'm picking you up ♪

♪ I know you're strong ♪

♪ I know you're tough ♪

♪ You want to sit ♪

♪ You need to move ♪

Okay, thank you, dear. Next!

[GAGGING]

[COUGHS]

[PIANIST PLAYING CONTEMPORARY BALLAD]

[VOICE NOT AUDIBLE]

A little louder, please.

[VOICE NOT AUDIBLE]

[OPERATIC] ♪ Me-ee... ♪

[NOTE HITTING MANY PITCHES]

[SIGHS]

[DRUM AND PERCUSSION NOTES]

FREDDIE: Next!

[FAST-PACED POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[INTERMITTENT SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[SLOW MOVING POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Prepare to be amazed.

[SAWING] [NERVOUS LAUGH]

[GASPS]

♪ I said let's go, go Take it to the top now ♪

♪ Goin' hard and we're Never gonna stop now ♪

♪ Picture us All a-rhyme and glow ♪

♪ But we cannot wait a second Baby no ♪

♪ So walkin' in stilettos In my midriff, midriff ♪

♪ Pedal to the metal in My stick shift, stick shift ♪

♪ About to check Some shit off my wish list ♪

♪ Gonna set it up And no one can stop me ♪

♪ I'm gonna turn it up Go ahead and watch me ♪

♪ I'm gonna turn it up Go ahead and watch me ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh yeah ♪

[PIANIST PLAYING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

No, no! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

[PIANIST STOPS PLAYING] [SCOFFS]

[REED STRUMMING NOTES ON GUITAR]

MAN: Yeah, get right up there. Clear it out.

That'll look perfect. There should be lighting right there.

Okay, go ahead.

[GASPS]

[STAMMERS]

What's doth ye lads fancy?

What do we doth fancy, Freddie?

You're supposed to come prepared, sweetie.

Right.

I just-- Just one second.

[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

♪ Nobody ever Wants to be alone ♪

♪ 'Cause we all want a friend To call our own ♪

♪ These days get mighty cold Sometimes ♪

♪ So I guess I'll just make This wish and close my eyes ♪

♪ There is no place That I won't go ♪

♪ Because for love I will search high ♪

♪ And I'll search low ♪

♪ All things worth having Takes a risk ♪

♪ If I got one shot ♪

♪ I hope that I don't miss ♪

♪ And I'm wishin' Upon a star ♪

♪ That I'll find you Wherever you are ♪

♪ And I just know that special Someone's out there somewhere ♪

[PIANO STOPS]

[WHISPERS] Wow.

Well, it's pretty average. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

What's your name?

Um, Cinderella.

Cinderella? Mm-hm.

Oh. Ironic.

Just a bit. Hm.

[CHUCKLES] I like your top.

I've got a pair of boxers like those.

Go London.

Patriotic, you know. Yeah, heh.

[CLEARS THROAT] Whereabout you from?

I can't quite find your accent.

Oh, you can't? Mm-mm.

That's odd. Mm...

I'm from-- It's a small farming village.

It's just north of London.

It's called, um...

It's called Yorkshire Puddingshire.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Yorkshire Puddingshire? York-- Yorkshire.

Yorkshire Puddingshire, oh. Mm-hm.

Yes. Okay.

Oh, is that near...?

Y-- Uh-huh.

It's-- It's right--

It's right near Ho-- Hogwarts shire.

Hogwarts shire, Freddie. Yes.

I knew it.

[BOTH NERVOUSLY CHUCKLE]

Yeah. Okay.

Well, Yorkshire Puddingshire, let me see if you can move.

You want me to dance?

Yeah, I'd love you to dance.

[POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

♪ Ooh yeah ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Tell me, baby Did you like the way I move? ♪

♪ Come on, Get your dancer on ♪

♪ You can have as much fun As you can possibly have ♪

♪ With your pants on ♪

♪ When I look in your eyes ♪

♪ They saying chillax ♪

♪ I bet you There's a devil inside ♪

♪ Hookin' and playin', baby ♪

♪ I hate to lose ♪

♪ So show me On the dance floor ♪

♪ I can see you got game ♪

♪ Well, I got game ♪

♪ You better show me By your game, come on ♪

♪ Let's get this game on ♪

♪ Come on, babe ♪

♪ Let's get this game on ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh, yeah ♪

♪ Who can start a fire? ♪

♪ The fire be like that ♪

Are you ready? For what?

Whoa!

Can you salsa? Oh. Not at all.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Catch me. Catch you?

♪ Everything is playing You know, it's all right ♪

♪ If you're playing With me now, oh yeah ♪

Who the hell is she? Uh, it's hard to say.

Why does she get to dance?

Hard to say? She's an imposter!

She wasn't even at the kickoff brunch!

Well, she's here now.

[DIVINE STAMMERING] I'm so sorry, I have to go.

What? No, wait, you're amazing. Wait.

Arrest that girl! She's impersonating a VIP!

Arrest that girl!

[INDISTINCT YELLING]

Well, I guess the fairy tale gods have spoken.

[SCOFFS]

GEORGIE: The way you two danced together...

It was like a fairy tale.

I bet he's gonna pick you. [CHUCKLES]

It doesn't matter. You saw Divine.

She'd get me disqualified in a heartbeat.

We'll come up with a fake name and it'll all work out.

Georgie, I'm really sorry.

I really-- I really appreciate everything

you've done for me, but...

[SIGHS]

I think it's time for me to get back to my real life.

But thank you.

[CROWD MURMURING]

[WHISPERS] Oh-oh, sit up straight. Sit up straight.

[LIGHT APPLAUSE]

Well, I'd just like to start off by saying

thank you very much to everyone here

for auditioning today.

We're posting a cast list soon of the secondary roles,

but...

I found my Cinderella.

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

Well, now I just need to actually find her, heh.

Our mystery Cinderella,

she lost her dance shoe today at the audition.

[GASPS] Um...

It's a very special shoe.

Uh, if you're the owner of that matching shoe,

then please come forward by midnight tomorrow...

and the role is yours.

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

Thank you.

DIVINE: Girls! Girls! Out of my way! Out of my way!

DIVINE: Excuse me! Follow me! Try to keep up! Try to keep up!

Clear the road! Coming through!

This one? Nope.

This one? This one? Nope. Nope.

This one? This one? Nope. Nope.

This one? Nope.

This one? I'm not sure!

Think, Olympia.

Round up every last little brain cell

that's in there. Good morning.

This one? This one? Nope. Nope.

This one? This one? Nope. Nope.

This-- Wait. Yes.

That's-- That's the shoe flower, that's the one.

Oh. Tessa...

You need to paint that flower on this shoe.

[CHUCKLES]

Um, there's no point,

because if he has the matching sneaker, then--

Nobody else knows about the hand-painted flower.

He has to pick somebody by midnight.

Go! Go! Go!

Okay. Okay. Go! Go! Go!

[ALL SCOFF]

Guess what? "Get Loose" just made the Billboard Hot 100!

Wow, that was fast.

See, I told you duet with Harper would be gold for your career.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Uh, if anybody's interested,

the supporting cast list has just been posted backstage.

Come on, Reed, let's go!

Okay, I tried, but I just really don't think this is gonna work.

What happened? Did someone die?

Worse! Bianca got cast as Fairy Godmother.

Janet's the Evil Stepmother,

and all we get to play is the...

Ugly Stepsisters! Ugly Stepsisters!

How could they possibly think that we should play

those mean, horrible self-absorbed girls?!

Gosh, it just boggles the imagination, doesn't it?

Finally.

What, did you paint it with your toes?

As usual, I'll take care of things.

Right, girls? [DOORBELL RINGS]

Uh, hello?

Doorbell.

[EVIL SNICKER]

DIVINE: Olympia, sit up straight.

Athena, stop looking so depressed.

It's from Reed West.

[ALL GASP AND SCREAM]

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

[PANTING]

"Reed West requests the company of..."

No!

What is it? What's wrong?

You!

Why does he want to see you?! [BOTH GASP]

What? I saw you

at Reed's announcement

making gooey eyes at him.

No, it's-- That's ridic--

You plucked your eyebrows for him, didn't you?

No, I didn't, I didn't. It's just--

It's just some-- A big misunderstanding.

It's just a silly mistake. Well, we'll find out, shall we?

Come with me!

DIVINE: Girls! Girls! We're leaving!

REED: ♪ See there, staring here ♪

DIVINE: Yeah, we're gonna get to the bottom of this

right now, little missy, and if you screw things up

for my girls-- Girls, try to keep up.

Oh, Reed. Reed West.

I have Tessa here. You wanted to see her?

Oh, hang on a sec.

Oh, yes, we've been trying to track you down.

You have?

Uh, why would you

want to see her?

Well, I-- I just need your help.

You do? The show kinda depends on it.

It does?

[REED STAMMERS] The mechanic said

you were the one who got her started yesterday.

Yeah. Yeah. I did.

I'm sorry for mistaking you for a dude.

It's my bad.

It's okay, I'm just--

I'm just glad everything's all cleared up now.

Right, well, there's a--

There's like a little clunking noise

coming from the-- From, uh--

Uh, from the motorcycle.

From the bike. Yeah.

Um, could you describe the clunking?

Like a tk, tk, tk, tk, tk, tk, tk.

Okay. Is it like a fast tk-tk?

Like a "t-t-t-t-t" tk, tk, tk?

Kind of. Well, it starts off--

It starts off like it's building.

Okay. So like "b-b-b-b-b" tk, tk?

[OLYMPIA AND ATHENA LAUGH] No, it's more like

a tk, tk, tk, tk.

Tk, tk, tk, tk, tk, tk.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY] Like a train?

I don't know what trains you've heard, but yeah,

it cuts out, and if I try and do it again,

it goes, tk, tk, tk, tk, tk, tk.

Um, yeah, I think I know it.

Well, we just need to get it fixed if we can,

otherwise Cinderella won't have a pumpkin carriage.

I can try.

Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

If I let my darling Tessa do this for you,

you have to do something for me.

You have to let my talented daughters audition again.

They had an eentsy problem the first time.

By the way,

prepare to have your mind blown.

Uh...

Yeah, deal.

Ah!

[DIVINE LAUGHING] Oh.

Come on, girls, we have to practice!

Bye, Reed! Bye.

Uh, Freddie, can we set Tessa up in the prop room, please?

[♪♪♪]

[CHUCKLES]

It's not--

It's not as bad as it looks, I swear, heh.

Well, this is nothing compared to the hot mess I just saw, heh.

I'm sure, I kind of overheard a little bit.

Okay, so these are the parts that I need you to get,

so that I can fix your pumpkin carriage.

Where did you learn to do all this?

Um, my dad was a racecar driver.

Oh. Yeah.

He had his own repair shop,

so I was basically

working on cars before I could walk.

[CHUCKLES]

Is your dad still racing cars now?

Um, I hope so.

In heaven.

Could you pass me the 9/16th spanner?

No. Oh, the wrench.

Oh.

No, I don't know what that one is.

The small, silver thing, r--

This one? Mm-hm.

Small silver thing here. Right there.

You should've just said that. Thanks, heh.

So did your dad let Baby Tessa drive racecars too?

No.

No, I had to wait till I was about 5 for that.

Ha, ha. All right, wise to wait.

[PHONE RINGS WITH POP MUSIC] Oh.

Hey.

You did it, babe!

The show sold out. The resort too.

Heh, Dad's thrilled. Oh, that's great.

Freddie says you haven't cast Cinderella yet?

No, not yet.

But there's someone we're hoping's gonna accept it.

Then make it happen, hot stuff.

Anyway, gotta fly.

[PHONE BEEPS OFF]

Sorry, there's a lot goin' on.

It's okay.

I'm in trouble if this girl doesn't show.

You really think your mystery girl's that good?

Oh, definitely.

But Royal Resorts want us to complete casting today.

Yeah...

And if mystery girl doesn't come forward,

then we have to pick someone else.

I like spending time with you.

[CHUCKLES]

I'd really like it if you'd meet me tomorrow,

and maybe, uh,

well, you'd let me hold your spanner.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Oh, my God.

I thought he was going to be like,

all abs and attitude, but...

he's-- He's so sweet.

Heh, someone's crushing hard.

Oh, please, he's dating a gorgeous celebrity heiress.

Who can't possibly hold a candle to you.

She doesn't have to, she has people for that.

It's okay, it's just the way things are.

I wish...

What?

Your dad.

He made his dreams come true, right?

Yeah.

Wouldn't he want you to do the same?

GEORGIE: I just hate to see

perfectly good dreams go to waste.

[♪♪♪]

TESSA: Okay, Dad,

I'll be brave.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[BOTH SQUEAL] Come on!

MAN: How much longer is this gonna take?

All right. Move it. FREDDIE: I don't know.

I don't know. All right.

[SNORING]

[SIGHING AND YAWNING]

[SIGHS]

Look, she's not coming. Can we just pick someone?

No, it's not midnight yet.

Just a few more minutes.

[TAP DANCING]

[WHISPERING] Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

So annoying.

Unbelievable.

[SIGHS]

Reed, if we don't pick someone,

they'll cancel my show.

Please?

All right.

Um...

Am I too late?

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

[♪♪♪]

It's her, right? Heh, yeah.

[AUDIENCE MURMURING]

[EXHALES]

[BRITISH ACCENT] Hello.

Hello.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Cherry blossoms were me mum's

favorite flowers.

Why did you run?

I wasn't sure I should've auditioned at all.

Oh.

Well, you've changed your mind?

All right, you'll be my Cinderella?

Yes.

DIVINE: Hold on a second!

Wait one minute!

Hold on! Hold on! I have something to say!

This girl,

I bet she's not even a legitimate guest.

What? That's absurd.

[MOCKING VOICE] Oh, absurd!

Of course I'm... DIVINE: Ohh...

...a guest REED: Well, what's your name?

My name?

Hm, yes.

Right, because everyone--

Everyone has a name, right?

Spit it out.

[MOCKING COUGHS]

Mm-hm.

Um, hm...

The um...

The-- See, the name

that my mother gave me was...

Bella!

Bella.

TESSA: Bella Buckingham. Bella Snow!

GEORGIE: Bella Buckingham? Bella Snow!

It's Bella Buckingham Snow.

Bel-- Bella Snow, for short.

It's good to see you!

I was just at your mom's castle.

In-in Yorkshire Puddingshire, how lovely, heh!

[GEORGIE AND TESSA LAUGH]

Yep, Bella Snow, VIP. She's legit.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

DIVINE: Okay, all right. All right.

[WHISPERING] I'm on to you!

You and your silly sneakers

had better watch your step!

Okay then, read this,

check out the links, learn the routines,

start rehearsal in the morning.

All right, heh.

[DIVINE MAKES BARKING NOISE]

No! No carbs for you!

You're getting too fat.

Here's the tablet you requested.

All right. Sit down, I want you to Google something.

Okay, what do you want me to Google?

ATHENA: Google "Bella Snow."

Snow. Bella Snow.

Snow, like the stuff that falls from the sky.

B-E-L-- Just give that to me.

Let me do it. You're so slow.

DIVINE: You do it. She's too slow.

Okay...

Okay, here's one.

Bella Snow,

a dentist in New Jersey.

[DIVINE AND OLYMPIA LAUGH] That's not her.

That girl is as brainless as they come.

Okay, I found a British Bella Snow,

who died a hundred years ago.

This is pointless. She doesn't exist!

I knew it! She's an imposter!

I want you to follow her after rehearsal,

and find out who she is.

Me?

Oh, uh, I'll go too. Can I go?

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh-shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh!

I'm gonna go make sure the chef

has your suggestions for dinner.

Oh, all right. And you know, I want

the spritzing station by the cabana today.

Got it. I love to be spritzed.

Just go with what you're feeling at the time.

And don't decide beforehand.

Just let it be whatever you're feeling in the moment, okay?

MAN 1: Cool. FREDDIE: Yeah? Cool.

Oh, good, you're here.

Okay, so, um, we wanna do Cinderella's opening song.

You're ready, right?

Okay, great, let's give her some space, folks.

Right, the song's about a girl who lives a difficult life,

filled with loss,

who struggles to find the courage to go after her dreams.

Try to imagine what that might be like, okay?

I can try.

FREDDIE: Okay, places, everybody.

[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY IN DISTANCE]

♪ I've never been one ♪

♪ To step out of My comfort zone ♪

♪ Whenever I try ♪

♪ I'm afraid to just let go ♪

♪ I've never been one ♪

♪ To break free ♪

♪ 'Cause I've always cared What everyone thinks ♪

♪ Of me ♪

♪ Don't know why I run ♪

♪ Don't know why I hide ♪

♪ Never let them know What I feel inside ♪

♪ Don't know why I'm scared ♪

♪ Just to take a chance ♪

♪ When I'm just standing here ♪

♪ Like a bird I'm free to fly ♪

♪ Spread my wings And find my life ♪

♪ Like a bird I'm up so high ♪

♪ Out of the cage It's my time to shine ♪

♪ Like a bird I'm free to fly ♪

♪ So tell me, tell me ♪

♪ Why don't I? ♪

[PEOPLE CLAP, WHOOP]

We definitely found our girl.

Okay.

Seventeen. Arms up. Up, up, up.

I'm sorry. Hmm.

Sorry. Whoo!

You got a waist like a little hummingbird.

I'll be back. Cheers.

[EXHALES] [CLEARS THROAT]

Bella.

[CHUCKLING] Georgie.

Oh, look at you, all princessy!

[EXHALES]

TESSA: For the first time, I feel like...

maybe I can do this. Like, for real.

Hi!

ATHENA [WHISPERS]: Come on! Ugh, my God,

my stepsisters are waiting to follow me outside.

We'll go out the back. They won't expect it.

You sure? Mm-hm.

Okay. I'm gonna go. Bye. Okay.

Where is she?

[SCOFFS]

[GASPS] Come on!

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

[PANTING]

Okay. You go that way. Okay.

[♪♪♪]

Gotcha! [GASPS]

[GASPS, GROANS]

What?

Who are you?

Gotcha! Olympia!

Oh, it's just such a-- Such a delight to see you here.

It is?

Would you be so kind as to

pass me that suntan lotion over there too?

We Brits, we just crisp so easily.

Oh, do you mind? I can't reach.

Thank you.

So tell me, Olympia,

was it hard to get all those scarves in your mouth?

Oh, I had to train my cheeks for weeks.

Did you? Do you wanna see?

Sure.

That's a lot of grapes.

Do you know what would be lovely? Some lemonade.

Mm. And snacks.

Yes, and snacks. I can get 'em!

Oh, you could. Mm-hm.

Oh, that's absolutely perfect. Okay.

Thank you. I'll be just right here waiting,

right here, won't move.

She's so nice. And smart.

Oh. But then she disappeared

before I could give her her snacks.

Ugh. You got played, Olympia.

You're just jealous

because Bella's head is prettier than yours.

Where have you been?

I was just picking up the dresses you ordered.

[BOTH GASP]

Oh! Are these for

the Costume Ball?

We're going as Cinderellas.

[SQUEALS]

Okay. [CHUCKLES, SQUEALS]

Abracadabra!

Heh, heh, just... that's what a magician says.

Uh, so this is your wand.

It's very simple to use. Just demonstrate for you.

Uh, Gino, could you step into Cinderella's position, please?

Yeah. So all you do is...

twirl.

[CHUCKLES] See?

Uh, it's so easy. Just a flick of the wrist.

Here, go ahead. Get a feel for it,

and, uh, let me know if you have any questions.

Sorry.

She's ridiculous.

What were you thinking getting Bianca

and her stepsisters in the show?

Olympia, stop it. Gross.

FREDDIE: We have no choice.

The VIP package guarantees them supporting roles.

[SCOFFS] Don't worry.

It'll be fine.

I can get a great performance out of anybody.

These wings are so heavy.

She's gonna be great.

FREDDIE: So it's four beats in the hips.

Pop! Pop! Ba-dap-pow!

MAN: All right. BOTH: Pop! Pop! Ba-dap-pow!

Oh, uh, Bella's here,

so let's rehearse the shoe-fitting scene, please.

[GROANS] Yes, that's what we're gonna do.

Freddie,

can you run the show without me for a little bit?

What? Why? Where are you going?

To fix Cinderella's pumpkin carriage.

Can't do the show without it, right?

Yeah, uh...

I guess I'll stand in.

Heh.

If Tessa's not there,

he'll think she's a flake or doesn't care.

You can't be in two places at once.

Meet me in Make-up with coveralls and a cap, okay?

Okay. [CHUCKLES]

[♪♪♪]

How are you gonna pull this off? Great question.

I think I'll get Reed started, then tell him I have to go.

I'll just meet you back here for the Bella wig.

You work your magic with your magic make-up hands.

We'll figure something out. [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

Okay. Oh.

Wait. Okay.

Do you need a brush? Oh, no, that's okay.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Ew. Ew. Okay.

Hat. Here.

You look good. Okay.

Okay. Oh.

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] Okay.

Oh, thank God. I thought you forgot.

No, I, uh... It just takes a little time to look this hot.

[GRUNTS]

Sorry.

I got those parts that you asked for.

I don't know-- Oh, wow.

That's-- That's amazing.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] Heh, um...

Wow, I'm surprised you got these parts so quickly.

Yeah, well, the perks of being a pop star.

Must be nice. Not really.

But nobody should have to listen to pop star problems.

Like getting everything you could want,

including awesome bike parts?

Yeah... Not exactly.

Or, like, um...

not being able to follow your heart, maybe.

Uh...

I heard those songs that you wrote for the musical.

They're really good.

Beautiful.

Really?

Honestly?

Honestly.

That's the real you, right?

Well, Freddie just thinks I need to stick to my brand

until my career reaches the next level.

Then I can do whatever I want.

Freddie could be wrong.

Yes, it's just that he's been right about everything else.

Mm. Like I said, pop star problems.

Well, they're safe with me.

Yeah, I believe they are.

Yeah, you're gonna need that. Yeah.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[♪♪♪]

[WHISPERS] Come on!

Uh-- Oh, uh, just...

Will you just tighten these bolts really quick

and, um, finish putting on the belt.

And I will be-- I'll be right back.

I've gotta go check on some things.

You're gonna come back? I can't do this without you.

Yes. Of course, I'll be back.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, God.

MAN: Bella... There you go.

You're supposed to make a noise there.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] [OBJECT CLATTERS]

[PANTING] Am I too late to try on the slipper?

Every maiden in the land is granted the opportunity.

Could that be her?

Ow.

Could that be her?

The lass that I have waited my whole life for? Come!

Come!

Please, present your foot.

What?

Your mole switched cheeks.

Oh, it's...

It happens to all the Snow women.

We just, ahem, we just don't like to talk about it.

Okay. Uh...

[WHISPERING] Okay, yeah, bring your foot up.

Good. And...

A perfect fit!

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, and now we get up, we come up,

and get ready for the spin.

I have found you, my princess!

And you shall never wear rags again!

Come, come! Come on.

Come on. Come, come, come.

Never fear, your fairy godmother is here.

Let others see you as I do.

Twirl.

Twirl. Come on.

Flick the wrist, like I showed you--

Twirl! [FREDDIE YELPS]

[SCREAMS]

For cryin' out loud, people! Aah! Fix this! Please!

And let's take it from the top.

Bella...

Now where is she?

So you put the mole in the wrong s--

Georgie?

Okay. Here we go.

[GRUNTS]

Oh!

[PANTING]

Georgie, what are-- What are you doing here?

Well, Tessa...

[SIGHS]

Reed was looking for you so I offered to help.

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

Um, right, right.

I will, um...

I, Tessa, will take it from here.

Thank you, Georgie. You're welcome.

Hi. Hi.

[SIGHS] Sorry. Oh.

Are you okay? You look a little bit flushed.

[EXHALING] Oh.

Sorry.

Ah, you're okay.

Um...

Have you seen Bella? She's AWOL.

Uh, no.

No, she'll be back. She promised not to disappear again.

Yeah, right. So much for promises.

Um, where was I? Oh...

You know what, I--

I think I, uh, I just saw Bella,

And I think I should probably just go check on her

for Freddie. No, don't go,

please. I've got to go and perform in a minute.

Um, this will just take a second. I'll be right back.

[♪♪♪]

There you are!

Divine! Hi!

Oh, I know what you were doing.

You do? Oh. Yes.

These eyes see everything.

They do. Hmm.

Ooh, I know you have your own little fantasies

about being up on stage, but, heh,

lurking around the VIP area of Cinderella is just...

sad, and frankly, a little creepy.

Right. Yeah. Of course. Um, I'm so sorry.

No more creeping. Understood. Oh, good.

Now, where are those gowns?

Uh--

The gowns! Oh, the gowns!

Where are the gowns? The gowns. I was about

to pick the gowns up, actually.

You could come with, unless, of course,

you don't wanna be seen in, you know, the service area.

[BOTH LAUGH UNCOMFORTABLY]

Have them in the suite in five minutes.

You need to help us get dressed.

Yes, of course, heh.

[SIGHS]

Sorry I'm late. I had to find more contacts.

It's okay. Is this almost over?

No. Now I need to be in three places at once.

Now that's what I call star power.

Twirl, girls, twirl for Sparkles.

[IMITATES DOG YIPPING]

Oh, Tessa.

I have something for you.

For me? I didn't forget you, Tessa.

There you go.

You can't go to a costume ball without a costume.

Wow. Thank you, Divine.

You're so welcome.

[GRUNTS, SQUEALS]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Oh, we gonna give 'em Oh, we gonna give 'em ♪

♪ We gonna give 'em ♪

♪ S-somethin' somethin' Somethin' to talk about ♪

♪ We gonna give 'em Oh, we gonna give 'em ♪

♪ Oh, we gonna give 'em We gonna give 'em ♪

♪ S-somethin' somethin' ♪

♪ Somethin' to talk about ♪

♪ Walk in the door Rockin' Gucci and that Prada ♪

♪ Your homeboys They tryin' to holler... ♪

All right, girls. Let the dazzling begin.

[CHUCKLES]

Hmm.

Stand up straight. Smile.

Chest forward.

Outta my way, big baby! Ha-ha-ha!

[TOY SQUEAKS]

[SIGHS]

♪ And we gonna give 'em ♪

Oh, there's a lot of Cinderellas here.

You girls, in the back.

Hello.

[CHEERING]

On behalf of the Halstons and Royal Lagoons Resorts,

welcome to the VIP Costume Ball!

[CHEERING] Whoo!

First, one little question.

Is anyone in this room ready to get loose?

[CHEERING] Okay. Play the music.

[UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Yeah, uh-huh ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ I see you there Staring here ♪

♪ Make a move Why are you scared? ♪

♪ Push yourself Forget the clock ♪

♪ We got all night Then still wake up ♪

♪ Let down your hair For just one night ♪

♪ Come on, now Why are you still shy? ♪

♪ I see you there Staring here ♪

♪ Make a move ♪

♪ Come on, baby Get loose, loose ♪

♪ Let it go ♪

♪ Get loose, loose On the floor ♪

♪ Get loose, loose Have some fun ♪

♪ The night has just begun ♪

♪ Come on, baby Get loose, loose ♪

♪ Let it go ♪

♪ Get loose, loose On the floor ♪

♪ Get loose, loose Have some fun ♪

[UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES]

Interesting choice of costume.

I'm a penguin.

Yes, you are.

Can you sneak away?

Uh, so we can, uh, finish the bike.

I'll waddle out somehow.

[BOTH CHUCKLE] OLYMPIA: Tessa?

Yeah? My hair broke.

You have to help me put it back together.

[CHUCKLES]

Five minutes.

TESSA: How's your mystery girl working out for you?

She's talented, but... she's flaky.

Oh, I'm sure she has her reasons.

Yeah.

Maybe I'd just prefer someone I can trust.

Someone who's funny.

Likes to laugh.

Smart, of course.

Smarter than me, probably.

Who's amazingly cute.

And waddles. [GIGGLES]

[BOTH GIGGLE]

Um...

I think that should do it.

You wanna try and start her up?

No, you take the honors.

[MOTOR REVVING] Oh!

[CHUCKLES] You did it!

We did it. We totally did it.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[♪♪♪]

What about Harper?

FREDDIE: There you are!

You're supposed to be meeting with the Halstons right now.

Uh? Oh, yeah.

Um, I lost track of time.

Can you give me one minute?

Oh, you need a minute?

By all means, yeah, take all the--

No, you can't have a minute!

[FREDDIE SIGHS]

We don't keep the big money waiting, Reed.

I'll call you later.

FREDDIE: Let's go. Let's go.

TESSA: Freddie?

The-- The Halstons...

Um, will Harper be there?

Yes, she's flying out to surprise Reed.

I arranged it.

So they're-- They're together.

Oh, Tessa.

[SIGHS]

I know it must be a rush being around a guy like Reed.

I mean, he's about to become a huge star--

I couldn't care less about that.

--which is exactly why Harper is so right for him.

Look, I don't know what Reed told you,

but I'm pretty sure he's gonna propose by the end of the month.

What?

I'm sorry, Tessa. Really.

I'm sorry.

TESSA: How could I have been so stupid?

Well, I'm done. I'm done with the show.

I'm done with Reed. Definitely done with Bella Snow.

The show can't go on without Bella.

He's resourceful. He'll figure something out.

[PHONE VIBRATING] Unh. Speaking of...

Look, this is about you.

Did you become Bella Snow to win a boy?

No. No, I became Bella Snow because I was--

You were following your dream.

Freddie was a real wake-up call, Georgie.

I'm nobody. With just enough talent to delude myself.

Oh, Tessa, it's your decision.

But if you give up now, you'll always wonder,

to your dying day, what if?

God, I miss you.

I wish you were here, Dad.

[GASPING]

Well, not exactly here.

What would you do if you were me?

["WHY DON'T I" PLAYING]

♪ I've never been one ♪

♪ To step out Of my comfort zone ♪

♪ Whenever I try I'm afraid to just let go ♪

♪ Don't know why I run ♪

♪ Don't know why I hide Never let them know ♪

♪ What I feel inside ♪

♪ Don't know why I'm scared ♪

♪ Just to take a chance ♪

♪ Well, I'm still standing here ♪

♪ I've never been one ♪

♪ To break free ♪

♪ 'Cause I've always cared What everyone thinks of me ♪

♪ Don't know why I run ♪

♪ Don't know why I hide Never let them know ♪

♪ What I feel inside ♪

♪ I don't want to settle Don't want to run ♪

♪ This is not Where I belong ♪

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Well done. [GASPS]

It's just-- It's hard to be Cinderella when I know

my prince charming is in love with someone else.

Get a grip. And focus on what's important.

[SIGHS]

Yeah, you're right.

Go back out there and show 'em who are you.

Okay? Okay.

Let's go. Let's go.

Do you get what's going on?

No. [GROANS]

[WALTZ PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[SHUDDERS]

That's right. We're mean.

We don't like you. You're a hardball.

[PANTS]

[♪♪♪]

[SNEEZES]

[♪♪♪]

Georgie?

Georg--

[GASPING] Divine.

Cheerio, "Bella."

[LAUGHS]

[SNIFFS]

I knew you smelled like cookies.

Did you really think you could get away with this?

Athena has the blood of a star running through her veins,

and she will take her rightful place.

Divine, please don't do this.

"Please don't do this, Divine."

[LAUGHING]

Too-da-loo. Ha, ha.

Divine, no. No, no, no, no.

No, Divine, please!

[♪♪♪]

Divine!

Please, can someone hear me?

[PANTING]

Come on, think, Tessa, think.

REED: Georgie, is Tessa all right?

She's not answering my calls or texts.

If you really care, why don't you ask Freddie?

[♪♪♪]

[VENT RUMBLING]

[GRUNTS]

She's the one.

But how do we find her, my prince?

We must search the land to find the lovely maiden

whose delicate foot fits this glass slipper.

[♪♪♪]

[PANTING]

♪ I know they say That sometimes ♪

♪ That one size fits all ♪

♪ But there's Only one girl in here ♪

♪ That's fit to be The belle of the ball ♪

♪ There can only be one ♪

♪ So I'm looking for The right one ♪

♪ Before the end Of the night, sir ♪

♪ I need every girl To gather around ♪

♪ Put your left in the crown Stick out the right one ♪

♪ 'Cause all I need is you To slip, slip on slide 'em on ♪

♪ 'Cause we don't really Have much time, come on ♪

♪ When the clock hits 12 Major fail ♪

♪ Three, two, one Okay, now ♪

♪ Eeny, meeny, miny, moe ♪

♪ Which girl's the one Man, I don't know ♪

♪ Eeny, meeny, miny, moe ♪

♪ Who's got the foot That'll rock the sole ♪

♪ Well, if the shoe fits Then go put it on ♪

♪ Well, if the shoe fits Then go put it on ♪

♪ Go put it on ♪

♪ Well, if the shoe fits Then go put it on ♪

♪ Go put it on ♪

♪ Well, if the shoe fits you You know what to do ♪

♪ Put it on ♪

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Why isn't Bella in position?

I don't know. I've been waiting to dress her in--

Where's her costume?

Oh, oh.

[GROANS]

What is wrong with you?

Why are you so fat? It's so small.

Let me try.

[ALL MUTTERING]

Olympia, keep watch!

[BOTH MUTTERING]

Why can't I be Cinderella?

Because Olympia! You're just not good enough!

Ow. Aah! [MUTTERING]

Wait, Mom. Who's going to play my part?

[GASPING]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

[KNOCKING]

Welcome to our humble home.

His highness requests the presence

of all the ladies of the house.

My two daughters and I are--

Where's your sister, dear?

Who cares? Maybe she's dead.

[AUDIENCE MUTTERING]

No, I remember. She's in her room.

BOTH: Aah!

[AUDIENCE CHUCKLES] Silly me. How could I forget?

I meant she's far, far away in Detroit.

Wait! Hold on, hold on.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Here I am, Mother!

[ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING]

Just keep going! And find Bella!

...Detroit, when it's Royal Try-on-a-Glass-Shoe Day?

[LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

[GASPING]

Why waste your princely time on ground beef

when you could have filet mignon?

[ROARS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Don't be afraid. I don't bite.

Well, maybe a little bit here and there.

[ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING]

Actually, I'm just all cuddles.

Go ahead, ask my sister.

That doesn't appear to be an option.

Huh?

[ALL LAUGHING]

What is happening out there?

[PANTING]

I'll show Mom I'm good enough!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Stop it!

You're ruining everything!

Aah, you evil girl, come back here!

[LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[CLEARING THROAT]

Alas, it does not fit.

Are you sure, Prince?

Really, really sure.

Cram it in.

Okay, I don't care, just do it.

Uh, excuse me, I must go feed the horses.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

[PANTING]

[♪♪♪]

TESSA: Hello, guy.

Okay. So I'm kind of in a situation right now.

And you gotta tell me which way to go, sugar,

that way or this way?

[SQUEAKING]

Oh, okay. Here we go.

No, I don't care. We're not gonna stop the show.

Freddie. [GRUNTS]

Just do it, do it!

What are you doing? I need you out there!

First tell me what you said to Tessa.

Tessa? Reed, the show's a mess.

I can't find Bella-- What are they doing?

I don't know and I don't care. This is important.

There you are, Prince dear.

[LAUGHS]

Get out here or I will cut you!

What did you say to her? Just tell me.

Go! Out!

[♪♪♪]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

[AUDIENCE CONTINUES LAUGHING]

Right, if there are no other ladies in the house,

then we must take our leave.

Unless, hark, do you hear something?

[AUDIENCE CHUCKLES]

Um, maybe?

I'm sure I must have heard a noise!

[AUDIENCE CONTINUES LAUGHING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Ow. Ow. Really?

[GASPING]

[RATTLING] [YELLING]

Am I too late to try on the slipper?

[YELLING]

[MUTTERING]

[♪♪♪]

Oh, hello. Am I too late to try on--

[GLASS SHATTERS] [YELLS]

Am I too late to try on the slipper?

Oh, my God! What has gotten in to you?

Stop it, no!

I'm not going back out there

until you tell me what you said to Tessa.

No! [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[CAST YELLING]

Okay. I may have said something

about you and Harper getting engaged.

That's all. Why, Freddie?

Why would you say that to Tessa? Guys, cover your mic.

Hold on, everybody, get ready for the new Cinderella.

[CAST YELLING]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

FREDDIE: You're on the verge of stardom.

Reed, I did it for you.

I know you mean well, Freddie,

but you do not get to make those calls for me.

Harper's just a friend, I don't like her that way.

[CAST YELLING] No!

Tessa, I mean, she's sweet, but what's the big deal?

REED [OVER PA]: The big deal is, for the first time in my life,

I think I'm in love!

[GASPS]

[ALL GASPING]

[SHATTERS] AUDIENCE: Oh!

[AUDIENCE MURMURING]

TESSA: ♪ Nobody ever wants To be alone ♪

♪ 'Cause we all want A friend to call our own ♪

[AUDIENCE MURMURING]

Bella?

[♪♪♪]

Am I too late to try on the slipper?

Tessa?

You're Cinderella?

I'm sorry I didn't tell you who I really was.

I never thought that a prince like you

could ever love girl like me.

Not as sorry as I am, to have caused you any pain.

My advisor, Frederico spoke not the truth

of my impending nuptials.

Freddie totally lied about me getting married to Harper.

I heard.

Sound travels quite well in this kingdom.

Please, try on the glass slipper.

I'd love to.

[♪♪♪]

[GASPS, THEN LAUGHS]

You know what? I don't need a shoe to tell me

what I really feel in my heart.

You're the one.

[CLAPPING]

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it!

Stop it, you're disgusting.

[CLAPPING]

Never fear, your fairy godmother is here.

Let the world see you as I do.

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]

Twirl.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Yes! Come on.

Your fairy godmother does great work.

She really does.

["WHY DON'T I" PLAYING]

♪ I've never been one ♪

♪ To step out Of my comfort zone ♪

♪ Whenever I try I'm afraid to just let go ♪

♪ Don't know why I run ♪

♪ Don't know why I hide Never let them know ♪

♪ What I feel inside ♪

♪ I don't want to settle Don't want to run ♪

♪ This is not ♪

♪ Where I belong ♪

♪ Like a bird I need to fly ♪

♪ Spread my wings And find my life ♪

♪ Like a bird I'm up so high ♪

♪ Out of the cage It's my time to shine ♪

♪ It's my time to shine ♪

♪ Like a bird I'm free to fly ♪

♪ So tell me, tell me Why don't I? ♪

♪ Like a bird Free to fly ♪

♪ Spread my wings Find my life ♪

♪ Like a bird Up so high ♪

♪ Out the cage It's time to shine ♪

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

♪ Spread my wings Find my life ♪

♪ Like a bird Up so high ♪

♪ Out the cage It's time to shine ♪

♪ Like a bird Up so high ♪

♪ Out the cage It's time to shine ♪

[MOTORCYCLE REVS]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

♪ Oh, ah ♪

Call me.

Thank you.

That was incredible.

Hi.

I'm so proud of you.

Georgie, I don't know how to thank you.

You don't have to.

I thought you might need this.

You're the best. What would I do without you?

Sorry, buddy. I messed up.

But if you don't want me to be your manager anymore,

I'll understand.

No, of course I do.

Plus, you may even get the chance

to work with a talented new star.

[MOTORCYCLE REVS]

Hey, charming, let's bounce.

♪ Found my life ♪

♪ Found my life ♪

♪ Yeah... ♪

Aah, Tessa, sweetie, we did it.

[LAUGHING]

I know I can't take all the credit, but...

it certainly wouldn't have happened without me, right?

Divine, you've been the best evil stepmother

a girl could ever ask for, but, uh--

Thank you.

I think it's definitely time for us to part ways.

Call me.

[GRUNTS]

So? Where do you wanna go?

♪ Time to shine... ♪

Everywhere.

TESSA: At some point, we all come across

an exciting opportunity,

a new path that might scare us. My advice?

Pop the clutch, hit the road

and make your happily-ever-after come true.

♪ Hey, yeah Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Working all day Gonna do my thing ♪

♪ That's what you make You're in the travel seat ♪

♪ Rev your engine Crank the ignition ♪

♪ Give me the key Don't need your permission ♪

♪ Mama always told me ♪

♪ There's nothing In this life to see ♪

♪ You're gonna miss me Zero to sixty ♪

♪ Kicking it into gear ♪

♪ I'm in control I'm behind the wheel ♪

♪ And I'm gonna steer Where I wanna steer ♪

♪ I'm in control I'm behind the wheel ♪

♪ And I'm gonna steer Where I'm gonna steer ♪

♪ Go full throttle ♪

♪ Go full throttle Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Go full throttle ♪

♪ Go full throttle Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Living, living Living ♪

♪ Living Living, living ♪

♪ Nothing to fear ♪

♪ Put yourself in gear ♪

♪ Go full throttle ♪

♪ Go full throttle Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

[♪♪♪]

♪ I know that rain Is falling ♪

♪ Don't look So sad about it ♪

♪ I know It hurts a little ♪

♪ You wanna Scream and shout ♪

♪ I got the remedy ♪

♪ Just let the rhythm Take you over and over ♪

♪ Over and over ♪

♪ I know you're down ♪

♪ Let me pick you up ♪

♪ I know you're strong ♪

♪ I know you're tough ♪

♪ You wanna sit ♪

♪ You need to move ♪

♪ Let me show you how to do it Feel the music ♪

♪ Hey, you gotta clap When you're happy ♪

♪ Clap when you're sad ♪

♪ Clap when your day is good Or when it's going bad ♪

♪ Don't think too much About it ♪

♪ Just keep your head In the sky ♪

♪ Now don't it feel good To say, "Hey" ♪

♪ Clap when you're happy ♪

♪ Clap when you're sad ♪

♪ Clap when your day is good Or when it's going bad ♪

♪ Don't think too much About it ♪

♪ Just keep your head In the sky ♪

♪ Now don't it feel good To say, "Hey" ♪

♪ I got a new solution To all of this confusion ♪

♪ You'll feel so glad You made it ♪

♪ Don't make it Complicated ♪

♪ This is a brand new day ♪

♪ Just let the music Take you over and over ♪

♪ Over and over ♪

♪ I know you're down ♪

♪ Let me pick you up ♪

♪ I know you're strong ♪

♪ I know you're tough ♪

♪ You wanna sit ♪

♪ You need to move ♪

♪ Let me show you how to do it Feel the music ♪

♪ Hey, you gotta clap When you're happy ♪

♪ Clap when you're sad ♪

♪ Clap when your day is good Or when it's going bad ♪

♪ Don't think too much About it ♪

♪ Just keep your head In the sky ♪

♪ Now don't it feel good To say, "Hey" ♪

♪ Clap when you're happy ♪

♪ Clap when you're sad ♪

♪ Clap when your day is good Or when it's going bad ♪

♪ Don't think too much About it ♪

♪ Just keep your head In the sky ♪

♪ Now don't it feel good To say, "Hey" ♪

♪ Clap when you're happy ♪

♪ Clap when you're sad ♪

♪ Clap when your day is good Or when it's going bad ♪

♪ Don't think too much About it ♪

♪ Just keep your head In the sky ♪

♪ Now don't it feel good To say... ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

Ha, sorry.

[CREW LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]