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I'm ella adam hands.

I'm eleanor blair.

And this is naked news.

We've got a great show for you today,

including our throwback thursday feature as well as your feet feedback

emails in the wrap up.

But first laura is standing by in the naked newsroom with the tale of aceo

whose career just went up in smoke.

My god turns out they ping may also be bad for your financial health.

Kevin burns, the ceo of joule labs has resigned.

While noting in a statement.

I still believe the company's mission of eliminating combustible cigarettes

is vitally important.

At the same time,

the company which stands accused of marketing to the underage

also announced it will withdraw all its advertising from us

markets definitely interesting times for the e cigarette industry.

In other news, if misery loves company,

felicity huffman will be delighted to know she's

not the only parent serving time for the college admissions scandal.

La businessman devin sloan will spend four months in prison thanks

to a quarter million dollar payoff.

He made to get his son into usc he'll also be required to complete

500 hours of community service

and pay a $95,000fine.

And match dot com is getting no love from the federal trade commission.

The ftc is suing match group,

the company that also owns plenty of fish ok cupid and tinder.

According to the lawsuit match dot com,

conned people into getting paid subscriptions.

It alleges customers were paying,

so they could see messages the company knew were from scam accounts.

In an online statement,

match dot com says it blocks96%of fake accounts within a day and has called

the ft c's claims outrageous.

I guess time will tell i'll be back with more headlines,

so don't go away.

Thanks, laura.

That story sucks as dating app scams.

Just people looking for love.

I think dating apps are a little bit too cruel to people that think

that they can't get any matches unless they spend money mean.

Moving on allah,

have you ever accidentally given out your contact information

like your phone number or your email address?

I don't think ever accidentally if I ever am giving out my email address is

because I want some sort like discount or something from a clothing store.

I just need that50%off coupon,

and then i'll just un subscribe from the email.

One time I did accidentally give my number to a club promoter and I

didn't know what club promoters were,

but then I got like flooded with messages on my phone.

I was so mad, I was so angry.

I sent a lot of hateful messages back.

And finally, I had to block of gazillion numbers luckily blocking works.

So mad,

something similar happened to a certain celebrity recently and she

got inundated with messages.

It's a mistake a lot of people make,

but she handled it like a pro madison has the details for us right now.

In entertainment christie tegan is basically a social media queen,

but her crown kind of tilted a little when she mistakenly posted her

email address to her nearly 12 million twitter followers.

And then the face time calls began being crazy tegan.

She kept everyone apprised of the madness,

even sharing an interaction.

She had answering one of her fans calls beautiful woman.

Hello, sir.

They are.

Hello, my name is ricardo.

Hi, ricardo.

Nice to meet you.

After being forced to disable her email.

She still tweet it out her love for everyone.

That's how you do it.

Retired baseball star lenny dykstra has pulled out of his boxing match

with chris bagel boss guy morgan this weekend,

but fear not fight fans.

The bout is still on,

was saved by the bella lamb,

dustin diamond set to take his place.

Angry misogynist stick short guy versus screech is kind of stretching

the definition of celebrity boxing,

but it should be one hell of a fight.

Demi moore is dropping gossip bombs all over the place

on her publicity tour for her new memoir,

including her claim that she took john cryers virginity while they filmed

a movie together in the80s.

It's a great story,

but john cryer wanted to set the record straight in a tweet.

He said that she was, quote,

totally justified making that assumption based on my skill level,

but that he wasn't a virgin at the time.

Whatever end of the day,

ducky banged demi moore, right?

Fresh offers split from husband,

liam hemsworth.

Miley cyrus is embroiled and yet another split.

After the liam news went public,

she quickly hooked up with the hills new beginning star caitlyn carter,

not about rebound if I do say so myself.

Pictures of the two all over each other were slashed across gossip sites daily,

but now we've learned they've called it quits too bad,

so sad.

Finally, congratulations to superstar dutch djt esto.

The 50 year old godfather of edm has married

his 23 year old model girlfriend and nicka bax.

If you're counting, she's27 years his junior.

He shared the news with his fans on instagram showing the pair looking

blissful in the utah desert.

Young and not so young.

Love, ain't it grand?

That's all for entertainment.

I'm madison danes.

This comes from scott in tucson, arizona.

He writes, whitney,

how does a one time dancer,

playboy model actress and naked news anchor go from all that.

To training police, dogs.

I'm scratching my head over here in tucson.

Scott, it does seem like a bit of a leap, doesn't it?

And I guess it was 14 years ago I had a home invasion.

I decided to get a dog after that.

So I got an attack dog and I had to go to classes with him to make sure he

was up to snuff.

It was fun.

I started liking dogs because I didn't really like them before.

And then we started winning competitions,

and it just changed my whole life.

A dog came in and changed everything.

I hope you're as lucky.

I'm marianne and it's time to turn it up.

This is called, hey,

mister tambourine, man.

Bob dylan has come a long way since his tin pan alley days,

but his love affair with new york lives on.

The music legend recently unveiled his upcoming tour dates,

and the highlight is a 10 day run at new york's beacon theatre.

This is the third straight year.

He's wrapped up a tour at the venue,

but but this will be his longest stay.

The beacon theater dates spend november 23rd to december 6th and go on sale

this friday.

Prepare to yell free bird at a movie screen.

A leonard skinner concert film featuring footage from one

of their final concerts will be hitting theaters across the us

for one night only.

The movie entitled leonard skinner,

last of the street survivors,

farewell tour is centered around the band september twenty,

eighteen performance in jacksonville, florida.

The screening will happen november7th,

check your local listings for venues in your city.

The rolling stones keep on rolling according to billboard,

theirs was the highest grossing touring acts for august.

That included over 400,000 tickets sold and a gross of$95 million.

And with that,

the no filter tour also cracked the top ten tours of all time.

They really do gather no moss.

An argument has been made that the world's biggest touring act is metallica.

In a post titled tour and destroy whole star makes a very compelling case.

Dating back to1982,

metallica has gross deleting $1.4 billion and their22.1million tickets

sold is second only to you two

The band has also played in 48 countries and every continent,

including antarctica,

adding that they've done all that without a reunion or farewell tour,

and everyone else can fade to black.

Make you real,

have your eyes where you are still not rain when you can feel.

Thank you.

Sadly, we'll never get a full beatles reunion,

but this is pretty close.

Ringo starr and paul mccartney have teamed up on a john lennon song.

Grow old with me is one of the last songs lennon wrote,

and the remaining beatles rendition will appear on stars upcoming album.

What's my name?

In a statement,

ringo also noted that the track includes some strings from here comes the sun,

so george harrison will also be in there.

What's my name?

Will be released october25th?

Turning it up for naked news?

I'm mary ann.

Hi, i'm stormy daniels,

and you are watching naked news.

It is.

Alana, what are your biggest concerns about the effects of climate change?

My main concern is flooding because that's something that i've witnessed

firsthand here in toronto.

And it's like a big problem in the summer.

That is a big problem.

I for me,

there are so many effects i'm worried about,

but especially animal extinction,

a lot we're losing a lot of animals.

There has to be a solution somewhere.

A new study by aun panel of scientists is painting a pretty bleak picture

on the future of our planet.

Laura is back in the newsroom with the details.

The special report from the intergovernmental panel on climate change took

on the impact of rising temperatures,

and it's not pretty global waters are getting warmer at a rate.

That's doubled in the last 25years.

Glaciers and ice sheets are melting,

and that means sea levels could rise by over 3 feet by2,100.

That may not sound like much,

but that would affect coastlines where nearly 700 million people live.

The warmer water could also increase once in a lifetime weather disasters

to an annual occurrence.

Time to move inland, folks.

The us coast guard has seized￡12,000 of cocaine after capturing a narco

sub in the eastern pacific,

all told the seized drugs were

worth over one hundred and sixty five million dollars.

In the past month alone,

the coast guard has managed to stop over 12 tons of drugs from reaching

the us pretty impressive.

Finally,

the making a murderer cases twists and turns have taken another twist.

A wisconsin prisoner is reported to have confessed to the 2005 killing

of teresa halbach.

The crime,

stephen avery and brendan dasi have been imprisoned for over a decade.

Their story was the subject of net flicks is popular,

making a murderer series in2016.

The unnamed man's taped confession is now in the hands of authorities.

The investigation is continuing,

can't wait for those results.

Those are your headlines.

I'm laura desiree.

In my opinion,

having one innocent person in jail is worse than letting ten guilty people

go free.

I watch a lot of crime shows,

and it's made me aware that there's a lot of innocent people in jail,

and it's really sad.

It's crazy.

I haven't seen making a murderer,

but I guess I have something new to binge now that there's two seasons

i'll binge with you.

All right.

It's throwback thursday time,

which means we're featuring a classic segment from the fault.

This week's request comes to us from derek in new york.

He wrote, I am looking for any older segments of your one time anchor,

roxanne o'neill.

I can't find any in your archives.

Can you help?

You bet we can.

Derek first will help by explaining to you how the archives work.

When you follow the link to the archives page,

there's a search by anchor option, right?

At the top.

Roxanne can be found under past anchors.

Or if you like to scan by pictures and who doesn't head to the anchors page

on the website and click on your favorite anchor,

all the segments they're tagged in will appear at the bottom of the page.

So now you can enjoy roxanne and many others to your hearts content.

But to get you started here is her very personal one on one from2017.

That's my show.

Look at that face.

You're given.

My name is roxanne o'neill.

I'm20 years old and i'm from toronto, canada.

How did you enjoy being here today?

At naked news?

I really liked it.

It was a nice opportunity to just disrobe and everything hang out and be

myself in a way I don't usually get to be.

What about naked news made me want to become an anchor was

how professional and amazing everyone here is.

Just my new found love of being naked on camera.

I definitely bring to our program the girl next door kind of look.

I've been told that I think I bring a certain subtle charm.

I'm a little bit awkward, but at the same time, i'm a little bit,

I like to push the boundaries.

Bats have always fascinated me the way they majestically float

through the ten drills of the sky.

I used to be less comfortable with my body than I am.

Now I used to massage my breasts knightly to make them hopefully grow larger,

but I think that actually works.

And now i'm comfortable.

Good morning.

In my mind,

the politics of nudity are sort of enforcing a return to simpler times,

economically and socially.

I heard that in some tribes,

it was considered impolite to wear clothes,

because what are you hiding?

Why are you wearing clothes?

What's beneath all that?

And ii love that idea.

I think it's actually true.

We are hiding a lot when we wear clothes,

and we need not.

So turn offs someone who sees the world too rigidly.

So someone who thinks this is wrong, this is right.

And there's like no doubt about it.

No one's ever gonna change my mind.

That is probably my biggest turn off.

That's for my turn ons.

I am turned on by the opposite of that.

Someone who is very open minded really opens a new forms of humor and experiences.

Definitely a dark sense of humor is always good.

Someone who's just willing to look outside the box as well as think

outside the box.

In my downtime, i'm a bit of a musician.

I like to think a lot of a musician.

So I sometimes write and sing songs just for my own enjoyment.

This is the part when us Say, I don't want,

I'm stronger than that before.

I did have a YouTube channel at one point,

but that sort of died,

but I think about rekindling it in my downtime.

I also really enjoy journaling,

talking with close friends and going for walks.

Of course, eating food a lot.

My sexual personality is varied because I can see the appeal of a lot

of different emotional archetypes and experiences.

Definitely,

I am someone who likes to experiment with control whenever I can,

because I tend to be a little bit shy or appear a little bit shy in real life,

whereas that's not actually how I feel on the inside.

So any chance I do get to be a little Bossier or humorous or shocking.

Moreover, I will take it

that brings us to one of my favorite parts of the show,

addressing some of your feedback emails that have come in recently.

I'll get us started with this.

One from a viewer named some,

he wrote is Isabel rossini on any social media platform,

like Twitter, Facebook, snapshot Instagram, et cetera.

Sorry, Sam, but she's truly a naked news exclusive.

You can only see her here or on our social media.

You can click the links on our homepage to find all our accounts.

This next one is from matt in Pasadena,

California.

I think you should consider visiting all the states that you

can go topless and legally,

you can buy those little state stickers and put them on the back

of your car to show every everyone where you have been topless or naked,

happy trails.

What?

A great idea, matt,

I think I just did a story the other day of six new states that legalize

public toplessness,

like a Colorado, New Mexico,

Wyoming,

where would you want to go?

I guess I would go to Colorado so that I could be topless and also smoke

some weed,

great idea.

I've got some nice words here from Gary,

who's watching in Atlanta, Georgia.

Thank you for making the start of my work week,

a little more bearable by having a lawn.

And Shannon co host.

The show always enjoy those two together.

Beauty times, too.

Thank you, Gary.

That's so sweet.

You guys are okay.

But what about a Lana and Allah way better?

Our final EMAIL today is from Jim.

He asks the oldest program in the archives is December 1st 2011.

Yet the copyright at the end of the broadcast covers nineteen99 to the present.

Why are the older programs missing?

We have indeed been on the air since 1999, 20 years.

Baby.

Pretty amazing, right?

Anyhow,

the reason we haven't gone back earlier is because technology was

very different back then the shows were shot in a different video format

on different equipment.

So it's not as easy as just up loading them to the site.

Everything would be incompatible with modern players,

and they'd still look pretty terrible because of the low resolution.

In short,

it take a lot of time and work to convert the old tapes to modern formats.

And then there's all the other stuff needed to get them organized, named,

and up loaded.

We'd rather prioritize making awesome new shows for everyone.

Maybe someday, Jim,

thanks for the EMAIL and thanks to everyone who wrote in.

If you have a quest question comment or suggestion for us,

please send it into feedback at naked news dot com.

We love hearing from our viewers.

One last thing we'd like to wish a very happy birthday

to our longtime friend Gary in Kentucky.

Happy birthday, Gary.

We hope you have an awesome day, Gary.

We'd love to thank all of you for tuning in.

See you back here tomorrow for the start of our weekend programming.

What do you think Gary is doing?

Hopefully jerking off

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EP PPT.

Eh.

Eh.

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Appoppop

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