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This was your idea, Lexie.

Maybe you should have thought about the fact that

divorces tend to be inconvenient before you file.

It was your idea to split up.

It was only my idea to make it official.

My way was so much cheaper!

Oh yeah, that's what it's always fucking about.

Being fucking cheaper.

So, here we are.

The end of the road.

Tommy and I have spent eight miserable years together.

Actually, the first year was tolerable most of the time.

But the last seven have been torture.

There are many reasons to stay in a bad marriage.

Kids, finances, convenience.

I think I stayed this long because I just didn't want to admit

that I failed at something.

I think Tommy stayed because

he always needs something to complain about.

He's really a miserable person, and I couldn't fix that.

Onwards and upwards, as they say.

I have a new man in my life, and soon,

this will all be a memory.

I hope.

You know we're gonna have to sell the house.

Or you could just move out and let me live here in peace!

No way!

So some douchey boyfriend can sleep in my bed?

No fucking way!

Here we go again.

I thought you were completely over me.

And yet, you're still fucking jealous!

It's called pride, Lexi!

You have everything else, but you can't take that!

While we're on the subject,

will you be installing a stripper pole for your new girlfriend?

Oh my god, you're so fucking petty!

She's a classically trained dancer!

Oh, you met one drunken knight at the Spearmint Rhino!

Was she doing dance of the sugar plum fairy

while you were having jello shots off her ass?

Are we done?!

I was done a long time ago.

I just finally got the balls to do something about it.

Oh, good, you're here.

Um, look at my new dress.

I like it, but it's just not quite like the picture.

What do you think?

It's fine.

Fine?

Tommy, we've only been dating for three months.

We're still supposed to be in the lovey-dovey, you're the center of my universe phase.

Fine's what you say to somebody after you've been married to them for ten years.

It was actually eight.

It wasn't fine.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure.

Hey, snap out of it. We're supposed to be having fun tonight.

You're right.

I'm sorry, Melissa. It's just every time she's around me, she just gets me so fucking wound up.

Just try to relax around me.

You're right. I'm sorry.

What did you want to ask me?

Well, I mean, I'm just curious.

What was the attraction?

It was so complicated.

All I can say is that it was really intense, and that was exciting for a while.

Well, do you miss it?

The volatility?

Fuck no. I am so glad I met you.

Why? Because I'm boring?

No. Because you're sane. Because you make me feel sane.

Come here.

Why don't we stay?

What? What about my dress?

I love your dress.

I love you in your dress.

I would also love to see your dress on the floor.

I want to make love to you on our couch,

on our bed, in the kitchen, everywhere.

Because you're beautiful and you're sane

and you're the best thing in my life.

I want to make you so happy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So happy.

I'm so lucky.

You are.

I am.

Tell me how lucky I am.

You're so lucky.

Do you know how lucky you are?

Tell me please.

You're the luckiest person in the world.

I am.

I'm so lucky.

I'm so lucky.

I'm so lucky.

I'm so lucky.

I'm so lucky.

Tell me please.

You're the luckiest man in the world.

Yes, I am.

I totally agree.

It will be awkward if I was here alone

Yeah, everything. You. Worship.

This is better.

Yeah?

Yeah. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

God damn.

You got me really excited.

Yeah, I can tell.

Yeah, can you?

Oh my god.

Yeah

Wow

Yeah

Oh my god

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah.

Like that?

Yeah, just like that.

Your tongue feels so good.

Oh, my God.

So good. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh babe.

Oh fuck, I want your cock so bad.

I love you.

I know, it's so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck, oh my god, yes.

Oh fuck, I love when you do that to my pussy.

Fuck yes, yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god, slurp that pussy.

Oh my god.

Should I take my pants off?

Maybe.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I think you should.

I think we should stay on the bed.

Okay.

Yeah?

Or, we could start a little...

Okay.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm not watching you fuck me.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, I love it when you play with my pussy like that.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, don't stop.

Don't stop.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

You're gonna make me cum.

Oh, fuck.

Ah, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

You smother me as often as you like.

Oh, I'm going to.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh my god, Tommy, yes.

Oh, fuck me just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god, that feels so fucking good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I love it when you fuck me hard like that.

Oh, yes.

Wow, wow.

Yes, yes, yes.

That's it, that's it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, that feels so fucking good.

Oh, yes.

You like when I put that cock deep in my butthole?

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Wow, wow, wow.

Yes.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

Bounce me on that cock, yes.

Yes.

God, that's so good.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, right there, right there.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, god, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, wow.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's so good.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Just fucking look at that beautiful face.

Oh my god.

Yes, honey.

God, thank you.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I love it when you play with my tits.

It feels so good.

Beautiful.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Wow.

Holy shit.

That is fucking...

Yes, just like that.

Oh my god, it's so fucking deep.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Please, please, please.

Get off me.

Please.

Oh god, I want you to come on your cock so fucking bad.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Please, please.

Oh god, yes.

Do it like that.

Do it just like that.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, let me taste that beautiful pussy.

Yeah.

Just let me taste, please.

Please, please, please.

Please, please, please.

I like it when you beg.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Wow.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

You know I like this.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, you're so fucking deep.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh, god, it's so fucking good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Are you gonna suck on these toes while you fuck me?

Yeah, whatever you want.

Oh, it's so hot.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh, baby, yes, yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, slurp that pussy, that's so hot.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking hot.

You're so fucking wet.

Oh my god, it's just fucking wet.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Right there, right there, right there, fuck.

Oh my god.

It's so hot.

Yeah, hot, fuck.

Oh my god, baby.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I love it when you fuck me hard like that, fuck.

Oh, baby, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, baby.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I love eating that pussy, don't you?

Mm, put your fingers in there.

Fuck, that feels so good.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh my god, fuck.

Right there, right there, right there.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, baby.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit, oh my god, fuck.

Oh, fucking cum, baby.

I just want you to fucking cum all over me.

Oh my god, I'm gonna cum.

Give me enough fucking cum.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, wow.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.