Original subtitles

Hey, Jesus. That is but a taste of our fury. Do you yield

I do not.

I finally found it and now, noone can stop me.

Mario Brothers in plumbing

it's me Mario are you tired of paying too much for plumbing

Mamma Mia that's why the Super Mario Brothers are here but to

save Brooklyn and the queens and your wallet thank you Super

Mario Bros it seems like the only thing you haven't dreamed

is my bank account forget that the

Mario

Wow. You were great. I was great. Are you kidding me? You

were great. I am so glad you spent our life savings on this

commercial. That is not a commercial. That is cinema. And

what about the accents? Is it is it too much? Too much. It's

a perfect. Okay, I'm going to trust you. Well, well, well. If

it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the stupid Mario

Brothers. Oh, great. Here. Hey, Spike. Yeah, it's on me.

Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to

start your dumb company? As a matter of fact, Spike, we have.

Wow, really? Uh yeah. Our mom called and she said, oh boys,

that's the best commercial I've ever seen and I said, thank you

very much, mother. We're very proud of it. So,

Good luck running a business with this. Say that again about

my brother and you're going to regret it. Oh yeah? Get this

through your tiny brain, Mario. You're a joke and you always

will be.

Are you insane? He's three times his size. Luigi, come on.

You know, you can't be scared all the time. And you'd be

surprised.

Hello Super Mario Brothers. Uh huh. A drip in your faucet.

That's great. I mean that's that's great. You called us

because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay. Ma

go on. The Super Mario Brothers are his sisters. Coffee.

I know. We're going to be late. No but we're not. Come on.

Here you go.

Mario, where you going?

Who cares?

Guys.

Ooh wau

Ma'am, I assure you, we don't make messes, we fix 'em. That's

Francis. He likes you.

Baby.

Bring

and a first job complete.

Francis is here.

In there pal.

You.

Mario

Yeah.

You. You.

The hell. No, he won't.

For worst actors. What I do? So did everybody saw the

commercial then? Eh we seen it. And? I wouldn't quit your day

job. Oops. He already did. Well, I thought it was

incredible. It belongs in a movie theater. Mushrooms?

Everybody loves mushrooms, right? I love mushrooms. I'll

take it. Yeah. Mario, seriously. What were you

thinking with that commercial? What? You're supposed to be

funny. Did someone pass the bread? Yeah, but what's with

the outfits? Bombers wearing white gloves. That's right. You

gotta have a trademark. Gotta stand out. Don't listen to

them. The world laughed at Da Vinci too. I'm not sure they

did, ma. Yeah. What did you think? I think you're nuts. You

don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream and the worst

you're bringing your brother down with you. Well, thanks

dad. Thanks for your support. What I say?

Hey.

You're not bringing me down. You know what? What do they

know, huh? That's not just them. Our whole lives,

everyone's telling us we can't do this, we can't do that. Just

sick and tired of feeling so small. A water main burst

underground today. Everything is under control, I promise

you. We are very close to fixing this. Save Brooklyn.

Save Brooklyn? Luigi. This is our chance. Destiny is calling.

Destiny Del Maccio from high school? What? No. Just come on.

They're not even looking in the right place. Come on, Lou.

Not seriously considering my

You gotta get to that pressure valve.

I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea. Come on.

Whoa. What is this place?

Looks like nobody's been down here for years.

Luigi, are you in there?

Luigi.

How did you

How is this going to be okay? I'm telling you, nothing can

hurt us as long as we're together.

Touch that mushroom, you'll die. Oh, I'm sorry. That

perfeita

and talking to me. Please to meet you. I'm Toad. Mario. So

this is this is this is not a dream? Ah. That hurt, right?

Yes. Definitely not a dream. And it's this place is the

mushroom kingdom. Mushrooms? Really? Now that is a cool

twist of faith.

Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody. My brother, in fact,

he looks exactly like me but tall and skinny and green. See,

last time I saw him, he he was falling through a pipe. It was

foggy and can I believe there was lava? Uh that is not good.

Um your brother has landed in the dark lands. They're under

Bowser's control. Bowser? He's the most evil, wretched

creature alive. The

I'm taking you to see the princess. She can help you. She

can do anything. Princess?

Our big adventure begins now. Hang on, Luigi.

Oh.

Mario. Mario.

What the?

Ah. Boom. Yes. You just got

One, two,

Whoo.

Point on that hill.

Excuse me everybody coming through. Got a biggest entry

happening right now. If I could just. Here you go. Excuse me.

Excuse me everybody. Kevin Phil. This guy's brother is

going to die imminently. Out of the way please. He's trying to

clear a path. That's all I'm doing. He's going to be fine. I

see you bud.

Gas with rated pay just have to blow into Up we go.

It.

Here.

Okay, so these bricks are just floating here. Just popping

this pipe and we're on our way. Oh, it's the only way to fly,

man.

Oh, wow. Love these mushrooms.

Ugh.

No.

Here we are. Palastors. Big big boom.

Impressive. Am I right?

Don't live right there you two. Oh hey. I need to see the

princess and it's an emergency. What princess? I never heard of

any princess. Oh wait, I did. Our princess though is in

another castle. Oh yeah, that's right. You should try another

castle maybe. She ain't in this one. Huh? Okay, so they're

messing with you and I don't like it.

What do you guys what do you want to eat? Anything anything

your heart's desire. Go. I'm ready to scramble it up.

Ah. Hey.

Daddy.

Council, your attention. Bowser has found the superstar and is

headed toward our kingdom. Its power will make him invincible.

We will be destroyed. Princess, what are we going to do? I will

not let him hurt you.

We are going to stop bowsing. How? Look at us. Look I'm going

to convince the great Kong army to help us. Together, we'll

annihilate that monster. Their mad king doesn't make

alliances. The Kongs will never agree. I can convince him. I'll

leave for the jungle kingdom in the morning. Good luck princess

for all our sakes.

Ah. Princess. Hi.

Release him.

Are you? He's a human. I mean, you are a human, right? It's

just, you're so small. Hey. Wait, wait. Let's go back.

Where did you come from? Me and my little brother, Luigi. We

fell down this pipe and now he's lost. Somewhere in the

dark lands. Then, it's only a matter of time until he's

captured by Bowser. But you're in luck. I'm on my way to stop

him. But take me with you. This guy is a lunatic, a psycho. He

will eat you for breakfast. He won't even notice it probably

because you're very very small. You know what? Make fun of me

all you want. But you're going to help me find my

brother. Please? Okay, let's see what you're made of. Is

that a yes? No, that's a let's see what you're made of.

You can finish this. You're coming with me. Watch and

learn.

That was amazing. Wait. How how am I supposed to do that? With

the power ups. They give us special abilities.

Really? Go on. Eat it.

Now this has to be a mushroom because I just hate mushrooms

and okay? Okay. Are you sure there's not like a down the

hatch? Yep, there it is and a one. Oh, not cool. Eh.

Are you tall? And strong. And you can jump. I got this. No

problem.

Oh yeah. When you get hit you lose the power.

Come on. Try again.

Whoo.

Whoo.

Two,

on and it's gone.

Well, we have a long journey ahead of us, mustache. But I

didn't make it. You almost did? No one gets it right away. How

many tries did it take you? Uh So many. I was not good at it.

Worst than you. You got it right away, didn't you? I

thought it right away but I grew up here. Okay, now you're

just trying to make me feel better. No. No. Is it working?

A little bit. Yeah.

One expansion

My army.

Soon we will arrive at the mushroom kingdom. Yeah. Where

after years of being sworn enemies, I will ask their

princess to marry me in a fairy tale wallet.

Did he say marry their princess? Of course, she hates

me but that makes me love her all the more. Her heart-shaped

bangs, the way she floats in the breeze, her immovable tiara

and when she sees this star, ho ho ho wedding bells. Oh, what

if she says no? Then I will power up with this star and

destroy the mushroom kingdom. Prepare yourselves for the best

wedding ever. It's going to rock.

Counting on us. No pressure.

Our days of terror are almost over. With the help of the Kong

army, we will stop. Uh, who's he?

Nervous? Who? Me? Yes, a little. Come on, guys. Hey,

Mario. You know this guy? We're best friends. But are we? Don't

worry, I will protect you. A toad brave enough to join me. I

fear nothing. Well, that's Allison. You're coming with us.

Let's move. We're known to protect you.

Pretty incredible, huh? Me. I'll never let anyone

you're so cool and with my star we're going to rule hate you

understand I'm going to love you till the very end Peaches,

peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches,

peaches, peaches, peaches.

Out What? A report from our intelligence. A mustachio human

has arrived in the mushroom kingdom. The princess has been

training him. They are up to something sire. Sit. Jam with

me.

This human, where did he come from? He unsure? Does the

princess like him? Sire, look in the mirror. You have nothing

to worry about. I know that. I'm not threatened. Fire he is

and what they're planning. I'm on it sir. May I lift the

cover? Not yet. Pain is the best teacher. No.

Thinking about your brother? We've never been apart this

long. Don't worry. We're going to save him.

You don't seem like you're from here. I don't know where I'm

from. Yep. My earliest memory is arriving.

I was so lucky they found me. They took me in. Raised me like

one of their own and when I was ready, they made me their

princess.

Hey, maybe you're from my world. There's a huge universe

out there with a lot of galaxies.

Huh?

Counting in the dark lands.

Leave him to me.

What is your name? Luigi. Not sure if you know who I am but

I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world. Wow. Yay.

But there's one problem, Luigi. There's a human travelling with

my fiance. Has a mustache. Just like you. Do you know him? No,

No. What? A tough one I see. Maybe this will get you to

Do you think I know every human being with a mustache wearing

an identical outfit with a how with a letter of his first name

on it? Because I don't. Do you know him? I know him. Yes, I

know him. Yeah, he's my brother Mario and he's the best guy in

the world. Do princesses find him attractive? They do it the

after

Get him out of my sight. We'll see how chunk this Mario is

when he watches me kill his brother.

Where am I?

Home. Pay him no geed. He is cute but he is. In in same

world, it is the same who is called crazy.

How long you guys been in here? Time like hope is an illusion.

Please, we are depressed enough. There's gotta be a way

out of here. There's no speed. The only hope is this legal

leaf of death. Whoa. Oh, you got to be kidding me. Oh,

You ready? Hmm. Sure.

How you doing? We are here to see the king.

Follow me. That gorilla's wearing a sports coat. Feel

underdressed?

Pop in.

All means coming.

Great and mighty Cranti Kong. So, I heard you want my army.

Yes, your highness. Without your help, the mushroom kingdom

will be annihilated. What makes you think you're worthy of

fighting alongside the greatest army in the world? Because we

have heart and with your strength, we can win. Okay,

Vibe. That's it? No, that's not it. The answer is no. Goodbye.

If the mushroom kingdom falls, the jungle kingdom is next.

We're not leaving without your army.

Who is this guy? Oh, he makes me laugh. Alright tough guy.

You want my army so badly. Defeat my son in the great ring

of calm. Give us a second. This is a really, really bad idea.

Well, do you have another way to save my brother? Are you two

done whispering? It's a little rude. You, sir, have a deal.

I'll fight you son and win. I'm sure you will.

Kick down.

I'm talking

Don't do that. Dad, wait back. Enough with the showboating.

What do you mean? They like it. Dancing back. Okay Simmon down.

I said summertown. That means you didn't cuddle. Since I want

this fight to last more than 5 seconds, I put power ups around

the arena. You're welcome, Mario. I don't need anything

special to break every bone in your tiny body.

Alright.

Okay. Guess you're not getting my army. Four, five, Is this

where you came for?

It is on like donkey

about to pick on someone your own size.

Bye. I guess he got the wrong mushroom.

Juice.

Move. Move. Had enough? Close.

For me.

He looks adorable. He really does. Oh, what? I'm a cat. You

got the cat box. Oh my. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Now,

you die. I'm a cat.

Meow.

The

you.

Had enough. Even

I take that as a yes.

That was incredible. He got feeding you senseless and you

just kept getting back up. You just don't know when to quit.

Huh. Well, never thought of that as a good thing. It's a

great thing. Thanks. I. I let him win just for the record.

Really though? Why would you do that? You want to know why?

It's mind your own business, that one. Alright, giant

monkey. Enough. Get inside. We've located Bowser's ship.

He's going to arrive at the mushroom kingdom by sundown.

Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut. We beat him there and

ambush him. Yeah, I know. That's why we're going to need

caught.

But what are you waiting for? Pick your cards.

Oh

Hi

This

I hate you. To the mushroom kingdom and the biggest fight

of our lives. Here we go.

Princess Peach, here we are. I guess love really makes a guy

come out of his shell.

Let's rule the world. Together, forever. Will you marry me? Oh,

yeah. What? We have found the princess and the mustachio

human. He has defeated Donkey Kong and won the Kong Army. So

like Peach was super impressed? It appears so. Yes. They are

heading toward their secret passage. Oh, they think they

can surprise me, huh? Two can play at that game.

Um noone panicked but the road is about to end. Well then you

better step on the gas and buckle up.

Anything like this in your world? We don't drive on

rainbows. What are you going to tell me next? That the turtles

are evil? No, no. Usually Pence. No way. Come to Brooklyn

up by your turtle. Maybe I will. Dude, is this you

flirting? This is painful. Just out trying to be nice. You're

so embarrassing. A princess would never go out with you.

Yes, she would. I guarantee she would. Guys, enough.

It's

offensive position.

Whoa.

I'm

you princess.

Time to die, Mario.

Ha. Hey.

See you.

Woo hoo.

Can't escape me.

No. No.

Whoa.

We have to get home.

I don't want the last thing I hear before I die to be your

You saved my life. Yeah, well.

Is gone. Bowser is coming. Head into the forest. I'll buy you

some time. You heard her. Evacuate the city. Go with the

others. I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.

Princess Peach, brave as ever. As you can see, I have the

superstar. If you're going to use it, use it now. No,

princess. I stole this star for us. I guess love really makes a

guy come out of his shell. I told you that line wouldn't

work. You're doing great. Peaches, with this star, we

will be invincible. We can rule the world together forever.

Will you marry me? Marry you? Are you insane? I would never

marry you. Maybe you should reconsider.

I'll marry you. Just don't hurt my toes.

You have my word.

Life and present is where sound

fresh meat for the grinder. Who's this ray of sunshine?

There's no sunshine, only darkness. Shut up, shut up,

shut up. Hello, prisoner. You don't deserve this but you're

invited to the Royal Where you will all be ritualistically

sacrificed.

Finally, mercy. Mario.

So this is the end. Being slowly digested by an eel next

to a idiot in overalls. Well at least your brother isn't

going to die because of you. At least you're not going to die

with your dad thinking you're a joke. And while my dad thinks

I'm a joke too. Yeah. Well. Your dad's right. You know

what? I feel bad enough. Just just leave me alone. I've never

met your dad but he sounds brilliant. Just go in a corner

and smash and stop smash monkey.

Smash his bags.

Princess, I got it. Great job. Couldn't have you going out

there without your bouquet. It's perfect.

I'll be sacrificing them in your honor. Lower the

prisoners.

Leave it again.

Drama. You really thought I'd marry you? Kind of. I'd never

marry a monster. Then we are breaking up right now.

Let's go.

You want to do this? Yes, I do.

Woo hoo.

Revolution.

Hey, what is this dude?

Really? Not at all.

I told you. See? There's always way together. Everything is

going to be okay. Mario, why do you look like a bear? What is

this?

You did good, kid. Make your pecks dance. You deserve it. No

time now. Definitely later.

The bomber bill and destroy the mushroom kingdom.

Follow me.

That's beautiful. You made this

Mario? You're almost dead tonight.

Mario

Don't you want this? Oh

ruined my wedding. I was

now you will suffer. Like me.

You really thought you could stop me? You worthless, weak,

little nothing. Come out and fight or are you too scared?

Just what I thought.

That's why the Super Mario Brothers Army are to save a

broken.

Mexico.

Leave him alone.

You just don't know when to quit. I've been told that

before.

That's mine.

Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together.

And

Whoa.

Peaches. Listen, this is not the way I pictured it but give

me one more chance. Eww. No. No. No. No. No. No.

He got the blue mushroom. Hey, told you I'd get you a pet

turtle. Not bad, mustache. And Luigi, you're so brave. Yeah,

it's kind of my thing. A hero. Mario, you are amazing. Thanks,

Daniel.

You are Superman.

These are my boys. Woo hoo.

Something.

It's a beautiful day.

Whoo hoo.

Now that's a happy ending. Or is it? Because everything's

over now. And all that's left is you and the infinite void.

Kinda makes you want to play saxophone, huh?

You