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My girlfriend and I have a game we like to play.

♪ Electronic music playing ♪

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

- Having a good time tonight?

- Hi.

- I’m Eddie.

- Dani.

- It’s nice to meet you, Dani.

I wait and watch.

She’s gorgeous, right?

She plays with her hair.

She gives him that look.

She lets him get close.

And just when he thinks he’s in...

Oh my gosh. Sorry. - Oh, careful.

Sorry. You look really familiar.

I’m... I’m... I’m sorry.

Do I know you from somewhere?

- You know what? Actually, you look really familiar.

Are you the girl that’s in those dog food commercials?

- Oh yeah, that’s right!

- Can I tell you something personal?

I know this is kind of weird... - OK.

- Every time I see one of those commercials,

I have this fantasy that I’ll be out, and I’m walking,

and I see you, and you’ve got that little Pomeranian from the commercial,

and you’re waking it down the street, and I call out to you,

and you come up to me, and I grab you,

and I just give you the most intense fucking passionate kiss that you’ve ever gotten.

♪ Electronic music intensifying ♪

[PANTING]

[MOANING]

We play the game when we get bored at bars.

I guess it’s a little mean...

But I get a kick out of it.

And Dani is an actress, so she has fun.

[PANTING]

[TAPPING]

[DOG BARKING]

Clementine’s birthday thing is Friday. - I know.

So, do you wanna go?

She’s just your ex. I don’t see why there’s this...

built-in birthday obligation.

- It’s no obligation. I just...

It’d be weird if I didn’t go.

♪ Jazz music playing ♪

Do you remember when I took you ice skating at Rockefeller center?

And it was a totally lame tourist thing.

- And I fell five times. - Yeah, yeah.

You weren’t the best ice skater I’ve ever seen, but...

- No, but the guys were very helpful.

- They were very helpful. But you were a quick learner...

You were doing your... I think they loved your effort.

- I was fast. - You were very fast.

And do you remember how...

[CITY SOUNDS]

♪ Electronic music playing ♪

Do you wanna play?

♪ Electronic music intensifying ♪

[CROWD]

Can I get a Knob Creek on the rocks?

- Sure. - Thanks.

♪ Electronic music intensifying ♪

So, how long did it take you to write?

- Which, the one I directed or the other one?

- Guys, guys, help me settle a bet.

So, Schadenfreude...

Is that when you don’t like watching your friends succeed,

or is that when you like watching them fail?

Uh, the former.

[CROWD]

So, he’s a director... Wow, that’s perfect for you, isn’t it?

Sorry, I think you’re mistaking me for someone else.

That’s very funny, Dani.

Come on. The game is over. Let’s go home, OK?

- Oh, no. My friend Miles is just getting his car.

It was nice to meet you.

Is this about what I said at dinner?

- Not quite sure what you mean. Would you like to elaborate?

I’m sorry, OK?

I don’t think that you’re “unadventurous.”

And I certainly wasn’t implying any comparison between you two.

You shouldn’t read so much into things.

- You didn’t say, “unadventurous.” You said, “predictable.”

You said, “inhibited.” - I said, “sometimes predictable.”

I said, “predictable sometimes.” That’s not the same thing.

Pretty persistent. Aren’t you, bud?

♪ Electronic music playing ♪

[CAR ACCELERATING]

[PHONE RINGING TONE]

Hi, this is Dani. Leave me a message.

[VOICEMAIL BEEP]

[PHONE MESSAGE SOUND]

[TYPING]

[TYPING]

[CAR HONKING]

[PHONE MESSAGE SOUND]

[CAR ACCELERATING]

[DOOR UNLOCKING]

Dani?

[PHONE RINGING TONE]

Hi, this is Dani. Leave me a message.

[VOICEMAIL BEEP]

♪ Eerie music playing ♪

[PHONE RINGING TONE]

Hey, man.

- Hey, um, do you mind if I

crash at your place tonight? Dani and I are just in kind of a situation.

- Uh, yeah, I’m up in Santa Barbara right now with Omar,

but you know where the key is. - Thanks.

♪ Eerie music intensifying ♪

[DOG BARKING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[PHONE RINGING TONE]

Hey.

- Hey, um, is the key still above the door?

Yeah, it should be there.

♪ Distant music playing ♪

Wait, was it in the same place when Dani lived here?

- Yeah. The roommate key is always above the door.

Why, what’s going on?

- I’ll call you back.

♪ Hypnotic music playing ♪

♪ Suspenseful music playing ♪

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[SOFT MOANING]

[MOANING INTENSIFYING]

[PANTING]

Do you like how I do that?

[MOANING]

I don’t seem inhibited or anything? Do I?

- Oh, god. What are you fucking talking about?

Oh my god.

[MOANING INTENSIFYING]

Oh my god.

[PANTS UNZIPPING]

[PANTING INTENSIFYING]

[MOAN]

[MOAN]

Oh, fuck. Fuck.

[MOAN]

♪ Suspenseful music intensifying ♪

[MOAN]

[PANTING INTENSIFYING]

[MOAN]

[MOANING]

[GROAN]

[GROANING]

[PANTING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[DOOR UNLOCKING]