Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

Oh, hewwo there!

You're pwobably wondering what I'm dwawing.

Well, I spent the last 80 years

twying to catch that howwible,

despicable, no good wabbit

but I never could.

That's why I'm making a comic book about it,

because anything can happen in a comic book,

especially if you draw it yourself. See.

It's called, "Elmer Fudd kills,

maims, murderizes, humiwiates

and utterwy annihiwates da wabbit!"

A tale for all ages! [laughs]

And it's full of gweat scenes! Like in this panel,

where I finally capture the Wabbit! Hooway!

Then I humiliate him in fwont of all his fwiends!

And, in this panel I get a girlfwiend.

Isn't she beautiful? [sighs dreamily]

And now to dwaw the final panel,

where I devour his dewwicious wabbit fwesh!

[phone ringing]

Dwat! That must be mother calling again.

Oh well!

I'll be wight back to finish my thwilling concwusion.

[yawns]

Boy! Being in this maroon's cartoon

sure is hard work.

Holding still like that put a nasty crick in my neck.

Hey, you're not supposed to be moving awound!

Eh! So sue me.

Just you wait, Wabbit!

You're on a one way ticket to my tum-tum!

Could you say that again, Doc? I couldn't quite hear you.

[inhales air]

I'm a big stinky dum dum!

Your words, not mine!

Oh! [mutters angrily]

Whoa! Watch the language, Doc!

Kids read these comics, you know.

What you are doing, Wabbit?

This is my comic book where I'm supposed to win!

Sorry, Doc, it's your comic.

Let me make it up to you.

To commemorate this moment I wrote you a victory speech.

Enjoy, my treat.

Hmm. Thanks, I guess.

I just thought maybe my victory speech

would be a little bigger?

Oh, Doc, you're right.

Let me fix it for you.

Here you go!

That's more like it.

[screaming]

[Elmer groans]

Mmwah!

[gurgles]

[Big Elmer] Ow!

Say, watch where you're throwing those things!

And, stay inside your own panel!

[Bugs] Yoohoo!

Mmmwah!

[inhale]

[blows air]

Ha! I got ya now!

Dwat! My shoewaces are untied!

Now, what was that twick mother showed me again?

Over and under and oh...

Looks like you could use some help, Doc.

No!

[sheepishly] Yes.

Over and under and pull!

Wow! Thanks, Mr. Wabbit!

Oops! Guess I pulled too hard!

[laughs slyly]

[laughs slyly]

Now that Elmer's gone,

I can frolic in this comic safe and sound!

What the--

[grunts]

Stick them up, Wabbit!

You forgot one important thing!

I'm the hero of this comic book,

[laughs loftily]

[fire crackling]

[screams]

[evil laugh]

[high-pitched noises from book]

[gibberish chatter from phone]

Yes, Mother.

Yes, Mother.

[Bugs] Uh oh!

[Big Elmer] This is the end, Wabbit.

How about we finish this comic

by rubbing you out of existence?

Aw, Doc, no!

Don't erase me, please!

I'm too young to vanish!

- Uh-oh. - What?

Eh, looks like you got something on your chest, Doc.

I do?

Wait. I'm not falling for that old twick.

No seriously, Doc. Let me show you.

It's right... there.

Mmm. I don't remember dwawing a stupid face on my chest.

Who you calling stupid?

- Whoa! - Take this!

Take that!

And some of these!

[spitting out]

[sobbing]

What gives! That darn wabbit can still twick me,

even in my very own comic book!

This ain't your comic book anymore, Mac!

[giddy laughter]

And now, back to my cweative masterpiece!

Hey! Who ruined my comic?

[screams]

[toilet flushing]

[laughs wickedly]

Ain't I an inker?

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