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[theme music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

I'm Stiletto Sam, and in mere moments,

I'll be putting on the most electrifying performance

ever to be seen

in this here theater.

Stiletto Sam's

notorious knife follies!

Witness the razor sharp skills that cleaved 'em in Cleveland,

hacked 'em in Hackensack, julienned 'em in Spokane,

made minced meat in Mississippi,

sliced 'em in Iceland, poked 'em in Hoboken...

Gee-wiz!

How's a rabbit supposed to get his beauty rest

with all that racket?

Pipe down, ya big mouth dope!

-"Dope"? - [clattering]

Huh?

Ah! Now you're in for a treat, folks.

A free sample of tonight's pre-formance.

[grunts]

Ooh! Ahh!

What the...

Hm.

[laughing]

And that's just a slice of what you'll see.

So, come on in to the Stiletto Sam show,

ladies and germs.

It's showtime! Right this way.

[people clamoring]

No knife-throwing Napoleon is gonna cut my tail off,

and get away with it.

[audience cheering, applauding]

[clattering]

For my next act,

I'm gonna need one brave volunteer.

Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer wholeheartedly, Doc.

[cheering, applauding]

Say, stranger, why do you look so familiar?

I am a common garden pest.

Mm, must be it.

For my next trick,

I will recreate the legend of Swiss folk hero, William Tell.

You know what to do with the apple?

Sure do.

Now, I shall pierce said apple,

and if something goes wrong, don't William-Tell anybody.

[laughing]

[audience laughing]

Uh...

No, no. You just gotta...

No, you gotta put it on your...

Now, where did he go?

- Ta-da! - [audience exclaiming]

[grumbles]

[grunts]

Now, give me that apple.

Nah, Doc, I can do it.

I said, give it here!

Now, you just put it

on your noggin like this.

How hard is that, ya--

Not so hard.

Time for baby to take nap, mommy.

Look alive, little fella. You got a show to do.

Let's do the act again.

[mumbling]

[whistles]

Apple?

Apple. Oh, yes!

[grunts]

Telephone call for a handsome man with a moustache.

- Yello. - [electrical buzzing]

Speak up now! I can't hear you so well.

Dag nabbit, rabbit!

Magnetical trickery ain't part of the act!

Now, stand still,

so I can throw knifes at your face.

[screaming]

[gasps]

[audience whistling, cheering]

Well, if there's anything I learned in show business,

always leave 'em wanting more.

March, hare.

[man] Hey, what's the hold up?

[clears throat]

Pardon the delay, ladies and gents.

Your patience is about to be rewarded

'cause now, the real show begins!

[sighs] Me and my thirst for revenge.

My volunteer has been tied to the spinning wheel of death,

rendering him completely helpless.

Jumpin' Jiminy!

I will now throw all my knives at yonder wheel

without harming the rabbit.

'Course, accidents do happen.

And I am feeling a mite accident-prone today.

[chuckles mischievously]

Yipe!

Aw, shucks, missed-- I mean, a perfect throw.

[screams]

[gasps]

Wow! What an act!

I had fun. Hope you did, too.

Arrivederci, folks.

[grunts]

Oh, no, you don't.

Hey, Doc, you want me?

- Come and get me! - Charge!

Hold up, rabbit,

so's I can skin your filthy hide.

[giggles]

[screams]

- Heya, Doc. - Oh!

Consarn it!

[Bugs giggles]

[gasping]

All right, rabbit.

I gotcha cornered. [chuckles mischievously]

Come on, Doc,

it doesn't have to be like this.

Think of our act. William Tell!

Yeah, that's it!

I'll put the apple on my head, Doc.

I'll do it right.

Please, Doc! Have mercy!

Too late, rabbit! It's the end of the line!

Actually, I think it's somewhere in the middle of the line.

[train whistle blowing]

Oh, horny toads.

So long, Sammy!

See ya in Alabami!

I didn't mean to railroad him,

but I had to take a stab at something.

Speaking of stab...

[in distance] Can anyone cut me off this thing?

[animal howling in distance]

[theme music playing]

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