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[theme music playing]

[shivering]

I say, winter is a-comin'.

I needs to find myself better accommodations.

Shelter, that is.

[hummed tune]

Well,

that lonesome little old hen, Miss Prissy,

got herself a cozy looking coop.

And you know I've been a bachelor long enough.

It's time I charmed my way into that upgraded domicile.

[knocking at door]

Ooh!

A man!

Miss Prissy, my love for you is like a warm...

invitin'...

home.

May I ask your house...

I mean, your hand in marriage?

Oh, yes!

Well, it's settled, then. We're hitched.

Speaking of settled I'll just make myself at home.

Actually, Foghorn,

there is one thing.

We can't get married without my father's blessing.

[snoring]

Well, now, I say, I'm a stickler for tradition.

Of course I'll ask your daddy.

[clears throat]

Excuse me, Pops.

The British are coming! The British are coming!

[snorting]

Uh, Daddy,

don't you think this handsome cluck

is worthy of my hand in marriage?

Handsome? This long-haired hippie freak?

No daughter of mine is shacking up

with no lumbering loudmouth redcoat.

Redcoat?

Sir, I say, sir, I take offence to that--

Let's get one thing straight, Ringo.

Your silvery-tongued sweet talk may work on my daughter,

but you ain't marrying her as long as I'm alive!

[crying]

As long as he's alive, eh?

Ah, fret not, Miss Prissy.

I'll just take Daddy out for some quality time

so we can get to know one a--

'Nother.

[wheels squeaking]

Ooh! Isn't that nice?

[Foghorn Leghorn sighs]

What better way to spend quality time

than with a gentlemanly game of chess?

And to show you what a gentleman I am,

I'm gonna let you go first.

Your move.

Not that move.

Move your king and beat me at chess.

Little does that old coot realize

I've booby trapped his king,

and as soon as he lifts it off the board,

he's gonna have an exclusive checkmate.

[laughs wickedly]

Heck, a beating's a beating.

[straining]

I say, what's the matter, old-timer?

Just move the peace already.

Hold your horses, Flash!

Darn thing must be stuck.

[straining]

Old bag can swing a cane

but he can't move one chess piece.

Oh, you old gray mare!

Just move your piece, like this.

- [beeping rapidly] - Uh-oh.

Checkmate, I guess.

Yes, sir, nothing like two men bonding

over a large body of water.

Eh.

This ain't going to be so much a fishing trip

as a walk-the-plank scenario, you hear?

Uh-oh!

I say, Daddy,

we've hit some choppy waters.

Chop? I don't see any--

[screams]

Well, at least he caught himself some sleep...

With the fishes, that is.

♪ I'm gonna live in a nice house soon ♪

♪ Do-da ♪

- [thuds] - Do... duh?

[chuckles nervously]

[sputtering] Mighty nice catch you got there, old salt.

Sic him, Bertha.

[muffled] I say, uh,

let's try a less physical pastime now.

I say, it sure is a fine day for a hike.

The fresh air surely makes a man reconsider

stonewalling their daughter's matrimony,

I ain't changing my mind, Cromwell,

but I might change your skull into applesauce

if you keep a-yapping.

Well, you're just being an old...

fool is what you're being.

There, you happy now?

Sorry I broke your toy.

Why, if I wasn't such a dignified

and patient gentlemen, I'd...

Why, I'd...

You'd what?

I'd tell you to...

roll on outta here.

[screams]

He was a good man.

Stubborn as the hill is steep, I'd say, but good.

[laughs mischievously]

[screaming]

[continues screaming]

And now that I'm set to marry that little string bean,

I'm gonna live like a king all winter long.

[grunts]

Well... Well, I say,

what are you still doing alive?

Alive?

I've never felt more alive!

That was the most fun I've had in 97 years!

You've renewed my passion for life, sonny boy.

You can marry my daughter.

I say, I surely do believe in miracles.

Oh, it's so wonderful two got along.

Now then, when's dinner, my dearest?

Now, there's just one thing left to do

before we get married.

I say, I say, huh?

We also need a blessing from...

my mother

and my sister Taylor,

my brother Kyle, my Aunt Hester, my cousin Bunsen,

my second cousin Rufus,

my rabid Golden Retriever, Eloise,

my pet scorpion Shala--

What a featherweight.

[theme music playing]

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