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[theme music playing]

[sighs] Finally.

Oh, hello.

I'm all done installing my very own custom satellite dish.

Ooh, I'm so excited to start watching all those prestige TV dramas.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

I can't wait to see what's on.

[TV turns on]

Oh, well. At least there's thousands of other channels.

Hey, what kind of nature network is this?

Dang, blasted, duck bottoms!

Time to go find out what's wrong with my satellite.

Huh?

[steaming]

[yelling] Hey! What are you doing in there?

Oh, heya, chum.

I was just flying by and I saw the perfect place to build a nest.

So here I am. All settled in to the new pad.

There's even room for a mini fridge.

Mmm.

And you can't beat this view, either.

Are you crazy or something, Duck?

Why do you ask?

Because you can't live there!

I can't?

Shouldn't I get a two-weeks' notice or something?

I got your two-week notice right here.

One, two.

[Daffy screaming]

Good riddance.

Hopefully, that solves my TV problem.

Now then, let's try this again.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, boy! A murder mystery. Now that's more like it.

The evidence presented henceforth has allowed me to draw a conclusion

to this murder mystery.

I deduce that the killer is...

[gasps]

...is-- Oh, my word!

[clattering]

[growling]

Hey, you vagrant duck! I told you you can't live there!

And I'm not.

I'm renting it out to other ducks.

Sorry about this guy, Frank.

Great property.

Terrible neighbors.

Terrible neighbor's, huh?

I can't live next to terrible neighbors.

Now, give me back my security deposit.

[chuckles nervously]

[gulps]

[birds chirping]

Well, now that there's a vacancy, maybe I can just move back in?

Seeing as I still need a place to live.

Move back in?

Uh, why would you want to move back in there

when I happen to have an even better place for you to live?

- You do? - Yes.

You just wait right here.

What a pal!

That duck wants a house? I'll give him a house.

[laughing maniacally]

Oh, Mr. Duck?

I have a lovely house for you to live in.

Wow, this looks great! [chuckling]

Thanks, mister. I can't wait to move in.

It's so spacious in here.

Thanks a bunch!

Oh, of course.

Enjoy your new birdhouse.

Or should I say burn house.

[laughing maniacally]

Just a matter of time before I hear him screaming in agony.

[Daffy screaming]

[Daffy sighs]

[Daffy] Aw, yeah. That's the stuff.

Hey, that's not a birdhouse!

Nah, that thing got too warm.

So I turned the rental property into a hot tub.

That's not what it's for, you meat-headed mallard!

It's not?

Then is it for this?

No, it's not for laundry.

Oh, right.

It's obviously for this.

- [Elmer] No. - How about this, mister?

- La-la-la-la-la-la-- - [Elmer] No!

- This? - [Elmer] No!

Have some of this!

[screaming] No! None of that!

I use it to watch prestige TV dramas!

And now I'm going to do what I should have done five minutes ago!

[laughing maniacally]

Uh-oh.

[Elmer grunting]

- Whoo-hoo! - [Elmer grunting]

- Whoo-hoo! - [Elmer grunting]

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

[rips]

Looking for me?

[yelling]

[Daffy] Yoo-hoo!

[panting]

Phew. I might never see the end of this ladder.

Don't worry, cue ball. You will.

[screaming]

[whirring]

[Elmer screaming]

[sighing]

The might have been a bit mulch, but hey, he looks chipper.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to go find a decent place to live.

This house works for me.

It even gets some high-quality TV programming.

I live here now.

[giggling maniacally]

[blubbering]

[theme music playing]

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