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[theme music playing]

[thunder rumbling]

[grunting]

My invention is finally ready.

Now all I need is the proper animal specimen to test it with.

Oh, drat. Not a single one left.

Delays, delays.

Gossamer.

[growling]

I need you to run an errand, Gossamer.

[creaking]

Go out and find me a small test subject.

And please try to bring it back in one piece this time.

There. You know, with the price of carrots going up,

I gotta find a roommate to help me pay rent.

Whoop!

[growling]

Got it. [whistling]

Oh, hey. Are you here about the room?

Of course you are.

Well, come on in. I'll give you a tour.

This here's the kitchen. Here's the dining room, the living room,

and this here's my room.

And over here is your room.

Well, I think that just about covers it.

So what do you say? You want to be roommates?

Oh, good! Fantastic.

Aww! The big guy's all tuckered out.

[yawning]

Boy, what a long day.

[sighing]

I guess finding a roommate takes a lot out of you.

Huh?

Hey, where's my night mask?

[groaning]

It probably fell under the bed again.

Ah, there it is.

[sighing]

All right.

Time for beddy-bye.

[rips]

[screaming]

Huh? [exclaims] What was that?

[shouts] Hey! What are you doing in my bed?

Oh, I see.

Were you having a little nightmare, big guy?

I guess sleeping in a new place can be pretty scary.

I know! A little late-night snack will cheer you up.

[growling]

[Bugs] Ah, let's see what we got here.

[humming]

Hard-boiled eggs, leftover pizza, pig knuckles...

Ah, here we go.

A nice, big hoagie.

Thanks for cutting it, Doc.

Half for you, half for me.

Bleh!

Mmm.

Wow! Finished yours already?

- Here, you can have mine, buddy. - [gags]

[choking]

Sure is delicious, ain't it?

[choking]

[gasps]

Oh, no! You're choking!

- I got ya, buddy! - [Gossamer groaning]

Don't worry, I got this.

- Hyah! Hyah! - [Gossamer groaning]

[groans]

[Gossamer yelling]

[crashes]

[wheezing]

There now. Feeling better, Red?

[vomits]

- Ugh, gross. - [wheezing]

No good deed goes unpunished.

I got to wash this gunk off of me.

[groaning]

[upbeat music playing on radio]

[scatting]

[growling]

[grunting]

Hey, buddy, do you mind? I'm taking a bath here!

- [Gossamer grunting] - [loud banging]

Wait your turn, will ya?

- [Gossamer grunting] - [loud banging]

All right, all right. I'm getting out. Geez.

[growling]

This better be an emergency.

[skidding]

The nerve of some people, I tell you.

Bathroom's all yours, Your Majesty.

[struggling]

And don't forget to clean the drain when you're done.

- [electricity crackling] - [yelling]

[groaning]

The nerve of that guy.

Maybe having a roommate wasn't such a good idea after all--

[groans]

All right, Mac. I've been more than patient with your behavior,

but you've been acting like a complete monster!

I mean, I could accept your giant, menacing claws...

[nervously] Your... ferocious, yellow fangs?

[exclaims] And... And... your large, evil eyes?

And your... your...

[whimpers]

You're perfect just the way you are.

[chuckles nervously]

[growling]

[whooshing]

[growling]

- Hmm? - Sammy boy!

What? No hug for your dear old mother?

You know, I had to find this place all on my own

'cause you didn't call and tell me you moved.

Not that you ever call.

And I can see why you didn't want me to see this place.

It's a total pigsty.

- Hmm? - Come on, you got work to do.

Dust this furniture!

Sweep these floors!

Clean this toilet!

We're not done yet, mister.

- Wash these dishes! - [exclaiming]

Vacuum the floor!

[groans]

Empty the trash!

Wash your laundry!

Now clean these rugs and make your bed!

And for the last time, every 5,000 miles, you need to change your oil!

You know, son, I don't think you're responsible enough to take care of yourself.

So I've decided that I'm moving in.

[screaming]

Ooh, that lazy monster.

If you want something done right, you have to do it--

[powering up]

[electricity crackling]

Well, that's one way to avoid paying rent.

[theme music playing]

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