Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

Oh, these modern witches.

So young, and yet already so ugly!

I can't stand the sight of it.

Look at me.

My skin is tightening, my bags are receding,

even some of my warts have cleared up.

I was once the most hideous, repulsive,

despicably-dreadful old hag in existence.

But now, I'm drop-dead gorgeous!

[crying]

[yelps, grunts]

Hmm? What's this?

"Lady Ghouldiva's

unnatural uglifying potion"?

"Rids beauty, magnifies flaws, guaranteed hideous results."

That's it!

With this brew,

I'll be so unbelievably ugly

nobody'll know which witch is which.

[chuckles] "Which witch is which."

[laughing loudly]

A cloven hoof,

iguana's tail,

the eyeball of a baleen whale.

[sniffs] Ah!

Repulsive.

The potion is almost complete.

Now for the final ingredient.

"One medium-sized spider."

My goodness. [chuckles]

What they can't brew these days.

Now let's see...

[humming]

Ah! What luck!

I still have one left.

Don't be so glum.

You're going to make something of yourself.

Well, you'll make something of myself.

You're going to make me uglier.

[cackles]

[bubbles popping]

[upbeat music playing]

Oh, drat!

There's nothing more annoying than an anarchist arachnid!

[grunting]

[cat yowls]

I got him now!

Oh, my!

Bamboozle me, will ya?

Take that!

[glass shatters]

[cat meows sadly]

[angrily] Oh! That little...

We'll see how smart you are

when you're looking down the barrel of a wand!

Now, freeze!

Oh!

Take that!

And that!

And that!

Oh, drat!

You'll need more than that web to get away from me!

[grunting]

[panting]

I need to do more cardio.

Now, where'd that little rabble-rouser get to?

Ah-ha!

[tumbling, crashing]

Oh, you!

Gotcha!

Oh!

It's about time

I made a clean sweep of this situation.

[inhales deeply]

[whistles]

It's so nice to have a broom-mate.

[cackles]

[upbeat music playing]

[playful music playing]

[muffled speaking]

[screaming]

[crashes]

Oh, no, you don't!

[spider gurgling]

[hiccups]

[Witch Hazel] Gotcha!

[cackles]

You thought you could outsmart me, eh?

Well, it takes more than 8 legs

to get a leg up on Witch Hazel.

But enough idle chit-chat.

You've got a date with a hot cauldron.

Toodle-oo! [cackles]

[laughs nervously] Now, now...

Let's not put all our legs in one casket.

[upbeat music playing]

[crashes]

[groaning]

Whoa!

[crashes]

Oh, dear!

[groaning]

Huh?

What's this?

My goodness!

I'm positively hideous!

[laughing]

[shatters]

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