Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

[thud]

Ow!

Hey! Wait a sec.

This don't look like France to me.

Hmm. Either the English Channel is bigger than I thought,

or, I made a wrong turn at Dunkirk.

Sheesh. This place should take care of its potholes.

[thudding, footsteps approaching]

Ooh!

I don't like to look at that.

Hey, now. Wait a minute, sister.

I think you're coming on a little strong.

I mean, we've only just met.

[panting]

[yelps, screaming]

Uh... he loves me not?

[sobbing]

[wailing]

Call me old fashioned, but I just can't stand to see a woman cryin' a river.

All right, All right.

Turn off the water works.

Hey, Queen Kong! Now look,

you're liable to hurt someone.

[crying]

Specifically me.

Ay, what the heck. Would these cheer you up, sweetheart?

[snorts]

[gasping]

I may have made a mistake.

Uh, I love what you've done with the place.

[humming]

I better get out of here before I bite off more than I can chew.

Oh! [chuckles nervously]

Dinner already?

No, no. I'm trying to watch my weight.

Well, maybe just a little taste.

Me and my big mouth.

Nice picture quality you got up here.

[stuttering] Wait a minute, doll face,

don't you think you're moving a little too fast?

How about instead, a massage?

Yeah.

How's that sound?

[yelps]

No! No! No, not me. Not me.

[chuckles] Listen, I'll give you a massage.

How about that?

Why don't we start with your back.

[sighs] Why does love look for me in all the wrong places?

This is kind of fun.

[romantic music playing]

[glass shatters]

Ah, she grew on me.

Oh, you kid. Koochie-koochie-koo.

[giggling]

[door slams open]

Hang on a second... you're married!

[speaking gibberish]

Look, this is all just been a big, big, big misunderstanding.

[speaking gibberish]

Oh, well, it was nice while it lasted, I suppose.

Ay, why not? After all, I am on the rebound.

[closing theme playing]

[theme music playing]

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