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[theme song playing]

♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side

♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow!

And as Class President, my garden initiative

will reduce our school's carbon footprint

and provide our cafeteria with fresh vegetables!

So, remember, this election day, you can "Count on Cruz"!

[cheering]

So? How'd I do?

-Everyone, from seniors... -Whoo!

...to freshmen loves you!

Thanks, guys.

I just hope I get the chance to make a positive change here.

Are you kidding? You're a shoe-in.

-[lights click] -[electricity crackling]

Hello, Metropolis High.

[students gasp]

Who here is sick of homework?

[students assenting]

Well, how about we give those lazy teachers

a pop quiz for a change?

And did someone say free taco dispensers in the cafeteria?

Well, if you like what you hear,

there's only one choice for president,

Cobblepot!

[cheering]

Free tacos? Nothing is truly free-- [grunts]

Free T-shirts!

Now, who's with me?

Well, I guess everyone forgot Oswald Cobblepot

is a total corrupt jerk?

It doesn't matter.

By this time tomorrow, the polls will show

students are too smart to be wooed by a bunch of

empty promises and cheap T-shirts.

Cobblepot poll numbers rise thanks to big promises and free T-shirts.

So what? His numbers are up.

I mean, we're still in the lead, right, Zee?

Sorry, but, well, we're actually a little behind.

Okay, way behind.

How bad is it?

Uh, our school mascot, Hammy the Hamster,

he's not running, but he's beating you.

Okay, hear me out.

Maybe you should promise a bunch of impossible stuff

-like Cobblepot does. -Never.

He may have a flashy campaign,

but we will always have one thing he doesn't...

integrity.

I agree, Jessica. Your message is that of truth.

[groans, snores]

Or perhaps your campaign could stand some...

pizazz!

I suppose I could use a little pizazz

to get my message out there.

Ooh, Babs and I could make a commercial.

Yes, great idea.

Ooh! And I can give you an image overhaul.

And I may be able to land you a super celebrity endorsement.

No way. You would actually ask Superman

to give me an endorsement?

No, no. Not Superman.

Supergirl.

[groans] Okay, fine. I'll ask Clark.

Thanks, guys.

All right, it's time for Operation Pizazz.

[all cheer]

[Barbara] What can Jessica Cruz do for you?

-The real question is, what can't she do? -[barks]

She can help when you need it most.

[horn honking]

She can work harder than anyone.

-[rock riff playing] -[crowd cheering]

And she can play pretty hard too.

[camera shutter clicking]

So, this election, what can you do?

[all] You can count on Cruz!

[Oswald] How am I losing to this sap?

That stage show spectacle was supposed to seal the deal.

What can I say?

People trust Cruz.

Yes, those yahoos do trust her, don't they?

[chuckles menacingly] I've got another job that requires your talents.

It's about time--

No, let's save those talents for Plan B.

Right now, I need one of your specialty videos.

Fine, but you still haven't paid me for that stage show.

-[phone chimes] -Whoo-hoo! You're officially ahead, Jess!

Our hard work is paying off.

[woman on TV] Jessica Cruz promised to shrink our carbon footprint

and bring vegetables to school.

But ask yourself this.

Did anyone ask for vegetables?

And can you trust someone who thinks

your footprints are too big?

This is Metropolis, Jessica. Big is what we do.

So this election day, go ahead,

count on Cruz... to take away your freedom.

[scoffs] People won't buy those lies, right?

Hey Cruz! My feet, my footprints.

I just wanted to make our school a better place.

I thought standing by my convictions would be enough.

But maybe being a loudmouth mudslinger

like Cobblepot is the way to go.

Nonsense, the final debate tomorrow

is your chance to stand strong

and remind everyone of what I have known about you since the day we met.

You can always count on Cruz.

[Oswald laughing]

[Oswald] We have this election in the bag.

And to think, that chump Cruz thought she'd get by on her integrity.

[chuckles]

Doesn't she realize integrity's overrated?

You know, when I'm president,

I think I'll make this school's footprint even bigger...

-[gasps] -...just to spite her.

[Oswald laughing]

You want to go big? [grunts] Let's go big!

[Lois] Good morning, Metropolis High.

We're moments away from the final debate

before this afternoon's election.

I'm Lois Lane, representing the Daily Planetoid.

Joining me is your student-selected moderator,

-Hammy the Hamster. -[squeaks]

Guys, where's Jessica?

Well, I was looking forward to a debate,

but it appears my opponent has chickened out.

-[fanfare plays] -[students gasp]

Who's ready to rock this school?

I so did not sanction that outfit.

What's cooler than a free T-shirt?

Ten free T-shirts!

-Bazooka coming at ya! -[students cheering]

Speaking of cool, have some shades!

Let's get to our first question.

As president, what can you promise to do to make this school a better place?

Aside from my free taco machine, I--

Oh, we've all heard my opponent's

taco machine pipe dream.

-It's not-- Ow! -[airhorn blares]

Quit thinking so small, Ozzy.

This is Metropolis.

Big is what we do.

I promise a free taco, free burrito and free burger machine.

Not in the cafeteria, but in every classroom.

[students cheering]

And that's just the beginning.

How about valet student parking?

Optional attendance for all classes.

And did someone say Up Past 8 is playing prom?

[chanting] Count on Cruz!

[all chanting] Count on Cruz!

Looks like it's time for Plan B.

[chanting continues]

Come on! Promise more stuff, Jess.

Yeah! If you say it, it's gotta be true!

-Stop! -[chanting stops]

I'm sorry.

I can't promise any of those things.

I got so desperate to win,

I forgot why I got into this race to begin with.

And I was willing to promise you guys anything.

The only thing I can promise, truly promise,

is that I will work tirelessly and honestly

to make our school the very best it can be.

And that is the Cruz you can count on.

Oh, no!

Hammy, watch out!

[electricity crackling]

Nobody move or the hamster gets it.

-[students gasp] -Livewire!

Sorry, but you mess with my school's beloved hamster,

you mess with me.

[grunting]

[Livewire imitates groaning]

Oh, man, that hurts so bad. Ow. Ow.

[students gasp]

You're welcome.

How's that for a class president?

[snorts] Do we even need to vote?

[students screaming]

[exclaiming]

Hey! Do something.

No way! [laughs]

This is too funny.

Besides, you only paid me to take a fall.

Which reminds me,

you still owe me for my stage show and commercial.

Consider this payback.

[student] Hey, you hear that? This fight was a set-up.

Oswald's a fraud!

Oh, no! We have to cut the power

before the dome comes down.

We need to save the school.

Someone already is.

[beeps]

[exhales sharply]

[electricity powers down]

[student 2] Count on Cruz!

[all chanting] Count on Cruz!

[chanting continues]

[theme music playing]

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