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[theme song playing]

♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side

♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow!

[scribbling]

[tapping]

I am sorry. Is my abacus too loud?

You realize your phone has a calculator, right?

[chuckles] There is nothing your calculating device can do that my abacus cannot.

The square root of 4096.

Oh, okay.

Uh, let us see.

We must first set a 1000.

-[phone chimes] -64.

Hmm. That was fast.

-Perhaps I could try to calc-- -[electronic beeping]

-[camera shutter clicks] -Wait, this is a camera?

Did it take my picture?

-I did not want-- -[camera shutter clicks]

What does that sound mean?

[phone chimes]

[both laughing]

What was that? Was that from me?

[both] No.

[Karen] Hey, Diana, why did you post this selfie to the entire school?

You traitor!

Try to betray me with your technological wiles after this!

-[grunts] -[whirring]

-[phone chimes] -[Diana on phone] Your technological wiles after this!

[both laughing]

[shrieks]

-[screams in anger] -[electrical buzzing]

Ha! Who is speaking now?

Ha-ha!

[laughs nervously]

I know it can be scary, Diana,

but technology can do great things.

I mean, without it, I wouldn't be a superhero.

That is certainly debatable.

Here.

Check out this molecular amplifier I have been working on.

[gasps]

If it works, I'll be able to grow as big as a house.

Cool! Does it work on burritos?

I know, D. Come test it with me.

After seeing it work, you might feel better about technology.

Also it's super heavy,

and I need help carrying it to a safe testing site.

-[clank] -Count me in, Karen.

[electronic beeping]

Diana, forget everything you know about molecular amplification.

-Done! -Because we're about to make history.

-Ready when you are. -[exclaims nervously]

Go on, Diana.

Hit the blue button like I showed you.

-[engine whirring] -[electrical buzzing]

[zapping]

-[Karen in heavy voice] I did it! I am huge! -[zapping]

[Karen] Oh, man.

I pressed only the button you indicated.

[Karen] It wasn't you.

I may have made a miscalculation in the induction matrix.

Do you still have my abacus?

Um, yeah, but...

I really don't think that's gonna help me right now.

-[zapping] -[Diana yelps]

Karen, what happened?

Oh, no, Karen.

[Karen over radio] Diana! I am okay.

But, put on the headset.

Karen, are you okay?

Oh, man.

I shrank a lot.

I can fix this, but you need to get me to my control panel.

I would if I could see you.

[Karen] Hang on. Let me come to you then.

[Karen screaming]

[struggling]

-[beeps] -[buzzing]

-[zapping] -[bird tweeting]

[Karen screaming]

-[clanking] -[Karen yelps]

-[electrical buzzing] -[moaning]

Diana, you're gonna have to fix it.

That is not a good idea.

It's simple.

Press the log button to access the terminal.

Re-code the compression core,

which in turn will recalibrate the C processor.

And Bam! I'm fun size again.

-Diana? -Where is this log button?

[zapping]

[Karen] Okay...

Maybe you should call Babs.

[hesitating] I...

[Karen] You killed your phone. Right.

Wait a minute.

If we had a pre-formatted key drive,

it would do the coding for you.

All you'd have to do is plug it in.

Where would one find such a miraculous key?

Hacker Helen's House of Hard Drives in the East side.

Look it up in your phone.

Oh, right.

-I'll give you directions. -[radio statics]

-[beeping] -Karen, I cannot hear you.

Karen?

[Karen] That headset must be low in charge.

-You'll have to find it on your own. -[line disconnects]

Fear not, Karen!

I do not need technology to locate this key.

-[mechanical tapping] -Well, at least I am too small to be bird chow.

[insect screeching]

[whispering] Oh, no.

-[Karen] Roach chow... -[insect screeching]

...is a different story.

Okay, Karen. Roaches can run three miles in an hour.

At this size, that's like 40 miles an hour,

So I can't outrun him.

[insect screeching]

[exclaims]

[ratcheting]

Pardon me, ma'am.

In which direction is Hacker Helen's House of Hard Drives?

Huh. Here, let me help you.

-[items rattling] -I always keep a map in my purse.

Look at that. My bus pass.

-[coins jingling] -Oh, here's my change purse.

My lucky day.

-[breathing heavily] -Anywho, I always say,

"Keep a map handy."

I'm sorry to have troubled you!

But these days they build the map right into these.

Looks like your store is just a block that... way.

[whirring]

[insect screeching]

I might look delicious but most of this is armor.

I'll be murdering your tummy.

[insect screeches]

[gasping screech]

[screeching]

Whoo-hoo!

-Take that, you-- -[zapping]

I will never find the store like this.

Hmm...

[panting]

[breathlessly] There.

See, Diana.

No need to rely on technology for navigation

when you have a bird's eye view.

[Diana] A-ha! There!

-[zapping] -[electrical humming]

So we're microscopic.

And since escaping that bug used the last of my power,

we are also defenseless.

What else you got?

[grumbling]

[screaming]

[doorbell chiming]

Hacker Helen's House of Hard Drives.

At last!

You there, are you Helen?

Yes, Helen.

A hero's very life is at stake.

And if Zeus' favor shines upon us,

you and I can save her, together.

[wind blowing]

So did you need something or...

I require a pre-formatted key drive.

-[clattering] -F drive or E drive?

Uh...

Just one moment.

[rattling]

Bumblebee, are you there?

Please, let this infernal thing have some charge.

[breathing heavily]

[shrieks]

[screams]

[panting]

[grumbling]

[Diana over radio] Bee! Can... you hear... me?

[Karen shushes] [whispering] Diana!

Where are you?

[shouting] Which letter do you need?

[Diana over radio] An E or an F?

-[grumbling] -[Karen screaming] E...

[line disconnects]

Helen, I shall have an E.

All right.

Cash or credit?

[hesitating] I... This does not have pockets.

We also accept GokiPay, FruBux, E-Dime.

I have none of those things.

Is there no way we can barter for this drive?

[sighs]

-[electricity buzzing] -Cool.

[grumbling]

-[radio statics] -[Diana over radio] Karen, I am here with the key drive.

[gasps] Just in time.

Plug it into the port.

At last I'll do what I do best.

Stabbing! Ha!

-[swishing] -[clank]

[tapping]

It does not fit, Karen.

Karen? Hello?

-[beeping] -[electrical crackling]

[crashing]

Diana, did you say it doesn't fit?

You did get the F drive, right?

Diana?

[grumbling]

-[radio statics] -[Diana over radio] Karen, I have wonderful news.

Oh, Diana.

-You got the F formatted drive? -[Diana over radio] No.

I have plugged in this headset.

It charges as we speak.

I was nervous at first.

As you recall, my last encounter with technology was dubious.

[nervously] Diana, I am proud of you.

But without the right drive, you're gonna have to code the device.

But I have only just now mastered headset charging.

I shall return to Helen's.

There's no time. By then I'll be... subatomic.

Or eaten by a booger puddle.

Are you in danger?

Yes. And without my armor charged, I'm helpless.

Listen to me.

I will code your device.

But if I am to help win the day with the assistance of technology,

then you must do the same without it.

You're right.

Now crush that booger puddle.

-[groaning] -[grumbling]

You hear that, big guy?

Bumblebee's gonna kick your butt... old school.

-[groans] -[roaring]

[wire crackling]

[Karen over radio] Diana, you there?

Yes, Karen. Are you okay?

[Karen over radio] I'm great!

Your abacus... not so much.

Now, it's your turn, D.

Ah, all right.

What do I do?

[Karen over radio] Listen carefully.

Do exactly what I tell you. And I mean it.

-One false key stroke and-- -Karen!

[Karen over radio] Right. Sorry.

Here we go.

One.

-[beeps] -[whirring]

[Karen] Two.

-[beeps] -[whirring intensifies]

Three.

-[beeps] -[electricity buzzing]

[gasps]

-[power surging] -[zapping]

And you're done.

Great job, Diana.

[chuckles nervously]

One, two, three?

You're code was one, two, three?

I told you it was simple.

See, technology isn't so scary after all.

It nearly reduced you to atoms just now.

Yeah, I know.

But hey, I got to enjoy the thrill of a good old-fashioned,

tech-free beatdown, thanks to you.

I am glad to hear that.

Because perhaps you will join me in doing this.

-[grunting] -[clanking]

Shrink my friend, will you?

Ha-ha! Well...

Who is shrinking now?

Yeah, you big jerk! Shrink that.

[both grunting]

Hey, this will be way more fun with your sword.

Where is it?

Ha! Do not ask.

[theme music playing]

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