Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ When super me Become super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side

♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life ♪

♪ Wow!

[thudding]

Look who's here to tear this city up!

[girl screams]

[grunts]

Sorry, Giganta, but you're busted!

-[Supergirl] Yoink! -[exclaims]

[Batgirl grunts]

World's Finest, up high!

And now to check on those sure-to-be-grateful bus riders.

[wind blowing]

And it's empty.

[chuckles] Hey, we're still heroes.

We saved this city millions in damages.

[keypad clacking]

Jimmy Olsen!

Did you see us clobber Giganta just now?

Who? Uh, no, sorry.

Well, how about a photo of the two heroes

and the city bus they just saved?

Uh, you mean take a picture of an empty bus?

I'm good. Thanks.

Jimmy Olsen's probably not the type to get excited

by superheroes, anyway.

-[cell phone chimes] -[exclaims]

Superman and Batman are fighting!

I gotta see this.

[man] Superman!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[thumping]

-[man] Look at them go! -[crowd cheering]

-[boy] You're the best, Batman. -Superman, we love you!

This is more exciting than Christmas!

[whooping]

Look at these people. They're going nuts for this!

Oh, wow. I can't believe it.

Real superheroes in action!

[man] Yeah, Superman!

But we actually did something heroic today.

All I saw was an empty bus.

We are definitely doing something wrong.

I'll say.

But your problems can be solved with two little letters.

PR.

You've got to ask yourself, "Self, how am I separating myself

from the 50 other costume clowns out there?"

-Hmm. -Ask it.

Actually, I'd rather ask myself,

"Who is this dork,

and why am I not punching him out of my way?"

[laughs] I love it.

You're aggressive. Now, believe it or not,

public figures who are seen as aggressive

trend well. In fact, people like jerks.

Max Lord. [laughs] And to answer your question,

the reason you're not punching me in the face right now

at this very moment... [whispers] You need me.

[Batgirl] "Max Lord, Public Relations?"

[laughs sarcastically] PR? Now I get it!

And you're bubbly. Bubbly sells!

Look, we all know you're A-listers

trapped in a B-listers career,

and I could help you get the respect you deserve.

He's right, you know.

You both could use more exposure.

Don't you want to make it big like Bats and Supes someday?

Batman, over here!

I'm going to remember this day forever.

What does Max Lord know?

We get tons of respect.

Right? People love us.

Nice knock-off costume. [laughs]

Cool costumes!

Can I get a picture for my school paper?

Might want to get--

Yeah, I'll get the card out of the trash.

Welcome to the unveiling of the city park's

newest sculpture.

Max's tip said something big was gonna go down here.

Something that would really put us in the public eye.

But I don't know what that big deal could be.

Better not be another Superman statue.

[camera shutter clicking]

Here for the unveiling is the Mole of Honor himself,

Metropolis's own, Mr. Moofy the Mole!

[crowd cheering]

Sheesh, who's Mr. Moofy?

Only like the cutest mascot in the entire world!

And this city loves him!

Hi!

[thudding]

Fun's over! Hand over the Mole!

-[crowd chanting] Supergirl! -Get her, Batgirl!

This is our shot to give the people

what they want!

Then, let's give 'em a show!

[crowd cheering]

What a scoop!

Supergirl and Batgirl save Mr. Moofy!

With Max giving us leads people really care about,

we're finally getting the visibility respect we deserve.

You're telling me. Yesterday I heard someone

refer to Superman as Boy Supergirl!

[chuckles]

[sighs]

-What? -No... Nothing.

It's just... Is it weird you're in the center

of this photo and I'm, like, in the background?

Nah, it doesn't matter!

Of course, it doesn't!

Just like it doesn't matter most headlines read

Batgirl and Supergirl when clearly

Supergirl and Batgirl has a better ring to it.

[both grunting]

Careful, guys.

You don't want to get carried away and put fame

in front of doing the right thing or each other.

Relax, Jess.

-We are so not getting carri-- -[cell phone ringing]

[cheers] It's Max! Hi, Max!

Hi, Max! Hi, Supergirl's here too.

[Max] Okay, good. I got you both.

Now, listen. Your street cred, through the roof,

and it's time to capitalize on your brand.

Capitalize?

-[exclaims] -[chuckles]

Take it from me, Batgirl.

Helping puppies find homes is totally pawsome!

[children exclaiming]

[dialing]

Want to know the secret to my strength?

Eat Pow-Power Loops cereal every day.

[exclaims]

Look out, world!

I know where it's at. Haven't you heard?

It's my turn at Bat!

[camera shutter clicks]

That's when I realized that this girl...

had been super all along.

[crowd clapping]

[groans]

[both groan]

Okay. This press tour is going to be big time.

Uh-oh! What's wrong?

Well, other than the fact that the sign out there

says Batgirl and Supergirl when clearly

Supergirl and Batgirl has the better ring to it.

I have issues with the way our symbols look.

Supergirl's "s" really pops.

But my bat symbol is three shades too dark

and reads a little, well, flat.

[scoffs] After listening to you sing,

I thought you'd have a soft spot for anything flat.

Oh, yeah? How about next time someone ghost-writes a book

for you, you proofread it? You do realize the middle

three chapters of your memoir are reprinted from a cookbook?

Enough. I don't care what's going on between you,

but out there, you need to protect the brand.

You need to play nice.

[audience clapping]

[both grunt]

[crowd cheering]

Batgirl and Supergirl.

You are two of Metropolis's hottest heroes!

The question on everyone's mind right now is...

who's the kid?

Oh! That's my intern. Anthony.

How come you get an intern?

It's just more important, I guess.

Supergirl, everyone knows that Batman has a sidekick.

Would you say your Batgirl's sidekick?

[laughs] Yeah, pretty much.

Question for Batgirl.

Now, Supergirl can move entire planets.

You drive a moped?

What exactly do you bring to the table?

Oh, excellent question!

It's not a moped.

It's a fully equipped, mobile crime-fighting unit

which I designed myself

because not all of us could be born with superpowers.

I think the takeaway from what Bats is saying

is that I'm, you know, naturally awesome

while she has to struggle to keep up.

That was so not my takeaway!

It's what I heard.

And I do have super hearing, remember?

That's it! Anthony, ready my moped!

-I'm so outta here. -So am I.

[crowd gasping]

Maybe if they endorsed the same product.

No.

Or maybe if they did a duet!

Or maybe--

Maybe you should hold up your end of the deal.

You said if I took that Mole, you'd make me

an A list supervillain.

Not now, Doris.

We had an agreement!

Ok, look. I'd love to discuss

why you're such an epic failure.

But I got bigger problems now, Doris.

[Giganta grunting]

Super Friends no more?

-[dialing] -Hey, Max, it's Batgirl.

Thanks for everything, but this isn't working for me.

Supergirl's friendship is too important.

I'd tell you this in person, but...

[Max shouting] Help!

...you're being tossed around by a very angry Giganta.

I gotta go. Bye

-Hey. -Hey.

So we should probably save your agent.

[Max] Help!

About that?

I fired him.

You did?

-So did I. -You did?

I couldn't stand what he was turning me into!

I know. I can't believe I didn't support you more.

You can always be in the middle of the picture.

Thank you. You're so cute.

You should be in the middle of the picture.

-Friends? -Of course.

On one condition.

We never let ego come between us again.

What? No, no!

No matter what, we can never tell Jessica

she was right.

You know, I don't even know how we got so carried away

in the first place.

[Max] Help!

Oh, right.

Come on, Giganta! Don't make me beat you up

for a third time this week.

[Giganta] You want to save this weasel?

He put me up to Mole-napping just so you guys

could look good.

You monster!

Okay, Giganty, let's think for a sec.

One way or another we gotta turn you in.

Now... we can do it the hard way or...

Or?

[Batgirl] We can do it the funny way

and get you the bad guy cred Max couldn't.

Sups, how far you figure you can throw

our big friend here?

[Supergirl] Take that, Giganta!

-[Giganta screaming] -[woman gasps]

[boy crying]

[crowd cheering]

Wow! What a scoop!

Giganta, Metropolis's worst.

[grunts]

[Jessica] Supergirl and Batgirl save some guy.

Destroy beloved Moofy statue in process?

Well, at least it's Supergirl and Batgirl this time.

[grunts]

[theme music playing]

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