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[theme song playing]

♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side

♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow!

But, Aiden, if you don't stand up for yourself,

no one else will!

[Barbara] She is so right.

Hey, did you guys start the movie without me?

Karen, what are you doing all the way over there?

Yeah. We thought you were sitting right-- Oh.

You thought I was a teddy bear?

It's because you're both so... adorable.

Oh, okay, let me just finish up with this.

Where is my nano-oscillation scope?

If I can't find my nano-oscillation scope,

I can't shut down my nano-oscillator,

and if I can't shut down my nano-oscillator,

my whole neogenic generator will burn out!

[whirring]

I'm sure whatever nonsense you're looking for,

it'll pop up.

[alarm beeping]

That's it.

My nano-oscillation scope.

Ew. In your mouth.

This? No, I just found it on your desk.

Hey, Karen, If you don't want

people picking their teeth with your stuff,

maybe don't make stuff that looks like toothpicks.

I guess that's a good point.

Don't beat yourself up. Okay?

Kara, you really should have more respect

for Karen's belongings.

We have an understanding about these things.

-Right, Karen? -Yeah. Yeah, Kara, we're good.

[wind blows]

Look alive, team!

Stop! Identify yourself.

Your world's at stake. There's no time.

Oh, I'll tell you what there's no time for.

Trespassing jerks that don't listen!

[grunting]

[gasps] Hey!

Redurtni eb--

[muffled yelling]

I got this. I got this!

[grunts] She's good.

Stand down.

[grunting]

Uh, stay back! This may not look dangerous--

You're not fooling anyone, Karen.

Especially me.

[gasps]

You're... me?

Whoa! You're a time traveler? Guys, this is Future Karen!

NightSting.

Cool name! Makes sense, because you are pretty cool.

I mean, you did beat me and my friends up. Which is not so cool.

But, again, time travel! Super cool!

So did you invent your own time machine, and if so, how?

By not wasting time with pointless questions.

NightSting? More like NightStink.

Um, did you say something about the world being at stake?

This is my present. Your future.

Unless you change it.

Me? But how?

Even the smallest events now

can have tremendous effects on the future.

The butterfly effect.

So, we find a butterfly and smash it?

Oh. Seems kinda mean, but all right.

We don't have much time.

My chronocrystal will only keep me here for a few moments.

Tell me what I have to do.

Something of yours was taken.

Its absence sets off a chain of events

that destroys your world.

If you do not recover it within the next 60 minutes,

the effects will be... irreversible!

Wait a sec!

Did you just say something of Karen's destroys the world?

-Yes, and-- -Like what?

Who took it? Hurry, NightSting! Tell us!

You don't have much time!

One of them took your--

Oops.

For someone so smart,

you'd think she would've led with the world-saving information.

Karen, I know I shouldn't be mad at you

for something you technically haven't done yet,

but I'm really mad at you.

I... I'm sorry, I think.

Come on, guys, you heard NightSting.

This is end-of-the-world stuff here.

So which one of you took something of mine?

Oh sure, I borrow one thing without asking,

and suddenly I'm the causer of the apocalypse?

Kara?

What? Oh, right.

Well, since it's come up,

I have been keeping track

of the stuff you've "borrowed" from me, Kara.

Like my thermetrix drive.

I... I don't even know what that is.

[Karen clears throat]

[device beeping]

Oh, a thermetrix drive. Right.

My bench was wobbling. I didn't think you'd mind.

[growling]

It's not my fault!

My old controller broke after I chucked it at a wall.

Yeah, but on the plus side,

that's the first time I've had to charge my phone

since April.

If anything, Kara, it is my hope

this exercise has shown you

to ask permission before taking something.

[girls on couch] Mmm-hmm.

Interesting. That's your hope?

Because I was kind of hoping this exercise

would prevent the apocalypse!

But how do I know which one of these things Kara took

ends the world?

Here's a better question.

How are you so sure

I'm the one who took whatever it is?

I'm not the only one here

who takes your stuff without asking!

Kara's right.

That's crazy!

Babs, you're eating my granola bar.

This? Really?

Well, I just found it in this paper bag here.

Oh, wait. Yikes. [giggles meekly]

[scoffs]

Not cool, Babs.

Uh, is that my banana?

[nervously] Maybe?

[chuckles nervously]

Okay, this whole thing was taking, like, forever

and we were getting peckish.

But it was wrong, and we are so sorry.

Also, it was 100% Babs's idea.

Oh, this is just perfect!

The world is gonna end, and I can't stop it

because none of you treat me or any of my stuff

with respect!

If it helps,

the doomsday object probably isn't in your lunch.

You're right, Zee. It doesn't help!

Uh, I think we broke Karen.

[growling]

Yeah, yeah. You always just assume.

"Hey, Karen won't mind if we take her stuff.

Or start the movie without her.

Or eat her tuna sandwich.

Because li'l ol' Karen is a pushover!"

Now, 'cause of that assumption,

we're all doomed!

You're not a pushover, Karen.

Though you could stand to be more assertive.

-Totally. -Mmm-hmm.

Oh, can I? Funny how you're all fine

telling me how I could stand to be.

Hey, I know! Since the world is gonna end,

how about I take a crack at "fixing" your personalities?

Hmm. Not sure that's the best use of time--

Okay, Zee, let's start with you!

You have it all!

You're beautiful, smart, popular.

Plus, you're great at magic.

-Well, thank you. I-- -So, here's a thought.

Why not see if that book of yours

has a spell that can whip up a sense of humility?

Boom! [laughs] Not so fun, is it?

Karen!

I understand you're upset, but in my opinion--

Wow! What do you know!

Jessica Cruz has an opinion!

I'd ask you to share it with the group,

but, [chuckles] what's the point?

You're gonna do it anyway!

Ha! Jess does have a lot of opinions.

Ooh! Do me! Do me! Do me!

Oh, Barbara!

You're a living, breathing, run-on sentence

with no punctuation!

Why not come up for air

and let someone else spout gibberish a bit?

Whoa! You got me good!

[Kara] Yes, she did!

And you, Kara!

Huh? Me? I think you got me already.

Oh, did I, Kara?

Did I really?

Did you actually learn anything?

Well, yeah, you're right.

Probably not.

I will face head-on whatever comes.

And you, Diana.

You say I should be more assertive.

Well, I say you should be a little more thoughtful.

I'm not some cutesy, little adorable teddy bear!

Wait. What's that?

Caramel popcorn,

all-day jack smackers, root beer?

These are all my favorite things.

We made you a swag bag for movie night

and put it in your seat but--

Then we mistook you for a plushie.

Sorry about that.

You guys. I don't know what to say

other than you're the best friends I've ever had.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay. We all gotta vent sometime.

I guess I've been keeping a lot of stuff inside.

And with the end of the world and all, I...

I lost my cool.

We understand.

As terrifying as that was, you made some good points.

[both murmuring in agreement]

Yeah, we...

Well, I have been taking advantage of you

a lot lately.

I'm sorry for that.

We all are.

And we promise to be more considerate.

On one condition.

The next time something bugs you,

say something.

Don't hold it in.

Because we don't wanna see Rage-Monster Karen again.

-Like, ever. -Deal.

If there is a next time.

The world is about to end

because I still haven't found what I'm missing.

[portal opens]

[NightSting] Haven't you though?

NightSting?

I'd say you found exactly what I intended you to find.

Your backbone.

[all but Karen] What?

Uh, what?

In order to become this take-charge, no-nonsense hero

that stands before you today,

you must learn to become aggressive.

I learned that lesson late in life.

But if I'd learned it sooner,

I could have become an even more take-charge

and even less nonsense hero.

So, this was all a game?

But the end of the world? You said--

I said it'd be the end of your world.

Which is true.

What's the point of living

if you're going to spend your whole life

being a pushover?

And the apocalypse? Those images!

You said they were from the future!

They are from the future.

Those were clips from Just Before Dusk 17: A Doomsday Affair.

The franchise goes in some strange directions.

Hey, hey, hey! No spoilers!

What about the whole 60-minute ticking clock thing?

Okay, that was for the drama.

You can't argue with the results.

[groans]

Remember how we never wanted to see the Rage-Monster again?

Maybe one more time.

Listen here, NightSting!

[chuckles] Oh, no, really, there's no need to thank me!

Thank you?

You come in here, beat up my friends,

lie to me,

and expect a thank you?

I know I'm still figuring out

the kind of person I'm gonna be some day,

but one thing I know for sure.

I'm definitely never, ever gonna grow up

to be a jerk like you!

[chuckles]

Please, Karen, you think--

Wait, what's happening?

Well, if I don't grow up to be you...

No. You mean-- You mean I cease to exist?

What was that you said about pointless questions?

No!

So, what do you say we watch that movie?

From the beginning?

[girl] But, Aiden...

[on tv] if you don't stand up for yourself,

no one else will!

[theme music playing]

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