Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪

♪ suddenly, magically pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side

♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow!

-[door thuds] -[alarm blaring]

[heroic music plays]

Ha! Did you really think you could outrun justice?

Seein' as how justice is ridin' a moped? I'm gonna go with, uh... yes?

-[Batgirl coughing] -[robber laughing]

[gags] Well, that could have gone better.

[thunder rumbling]

-[water splashing] -Ugh!

If I need to catch bad guys, I need a suped-up car.

Ever see Batman tool around on a moped? No!

Last week, I wanted to take the family van to a rally for Peace,

but my moms wanted to take it to one for Love.

It was a sad day for peace.

Ugh! I know, just once I wish my driver would let me pick the music in the car.

Though I grew up riding horseback, I now understand

the virtues of a teenager owning her own vehicle.

Hey, owning a car ain't cheap, guys!

I mean, the repairs alone can kill ya.

Of course, most of my repairs come from me ripping off

-my steering wheel -Huh? [gasps]

after some bozo cuts me off!

Pfft. Ambulance drivers think they're so big.

True, true... owning a car is too expensive for one person.

[gasps] But not for six people!

This may be the sugar talking, but we should so pool our money together and buy a car!

[panting]

-Okay! -Yes!

-Let's do it. -Huzzah!

A car is a lot of responsibility.

Sharing one could cause arguments.

So says the only one of us who's not old enough to drive.

Karen is right. If we are to embark on such an endeavor,

we must make a solemn vow among us not to argue.

-No fighting, you got it! -Agreed.

-Of course! -Fine.

Furthermore, every decision related to this automobile must be made unanimously.

Unanimous it is! Now, who's in?

[sighs]

Yes! We will so not regret this!

With all our money together, there's no telling the kind of car we can get!

Ooh. Like a super-fast sports car!

[Jessica] With an eco-friendly electric motor!

[Karen] With state of the art tech!

[Kara] And a killer sound system!

[Zee] Let's not forget the flair!

[Diana] It shall be a noble chariot worthy of Zeus himself!

[metal thuds]

So, this is all we can afford.

It's kind of how we imagined...

-[metal squeaking] -[glass breaking]

So, it's a fixer upper.

But with a little love and elbow grease,

this baby can become the car of our dreams!

So, who's in?

[shrieks]

[all sigh]

[upbeat pop music playing]

It will be the envy of the entire student parking lot!

Oh, it doesn't stop there! Karen and I made some other adjustments.

Ha. Ha, Batgirl. You will never get me. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[automated voice speaking] Danger Detected!

That's not all! We got hydraulics!

-And did someone say oil slick? -[all gasp]

[yells excitedly] There's even an invisibility mode!

The car may be invisible, but you are not.

How absurd.

[squeals] I can't believe we were ever considering not buying a car!

Now, all it needs is a cool, iconic name, like The Batmobile.

Let's see, we are girls... Oh, I know! The Bat-girl-Mobile!

Oh, Bat-girl-mobile. [blows raspberry]

I think we can all agree it's a supercar, right?

How about Supergirl's mobile?

Or The Green Machine!

Or Zatanna's Magi-Car!

Or Karen's Future Car When She's Able To Drive!

Of course, you all want to name it after yourselves. [scoffs] Lame!

Come, sisters! Need I remind you of our vow?

I'm sure if we put our heads together, we can come

up with a name we all love in like two seconds!

[Diana yawns] Very well.

May I now see a show of hands for...

The Super-Wonder-Bat-Bee- Zee-Lantern-Mobile.

While I like that we are all a part of the car's name,

perhaps there's something shorter?

Shorter than Super-Wonder-Bat- Bee-Zee-Lantern-Mobile?

Like an acronym?

SWBBZLM! Ooh, no, wait... [gasps] SWBBZLM!

Is that good or bad? I can't tell 'cause I've lost all track of time and space.

I mean, there are no bad ideas in brainstorming.

Oh no, I think it's a great idea. No, that's great.

In fact, of all the great ideas I've heard today, like let's promise not argue,

and let's vote on every single thing we do,

I think naming a car SWBBZLM is the greatest...

idea...

ever.

I'm sensing sarcasm, Kara.

Ladies! We are overthinking this.

We need something simple that says "hero"!

Oh! Oh! That's it! Hero!

H-E-R-O.

Hitech Equally Rationed... O-tomobile!

Automobile is spelled with an A.

Very well. All in favor of Hero?

All in favor of taking Hero out for her first spin?

[overlapping]

Come on, guys, no fighting, remember?

We'll all get a chance to drive!

Let us find a sensible way to decide who drives first.

Say, by seniority? Agreed?

-[grunts] -[all sigh]

There. Now, is anyone 317 or older?

No? Well, that settles that then.

[all] Shotgun!

[all] Whoo! Freedom!

[gasps]

[brakes screech]

[horns honking]

[Karen] Uh, I have to go to the restroom.

[chomping]

[Barbara] Whoa!

Oh! It's okay.

It's just ketchup. And bacon grease. On silk.

Punch buggie blue!

Huh?

[radio crackling]

[heavy metal music playing]

-[button clicks] -[mellow music playing]

-[clicks button] -[heavy metal music playing]

[frantic clicking]

Enough!

[clears throat] Perhaps, we should enjoy the silence.

Yes! [giggles]

-[truck horn blares] -[screams]

-[tires screech] -[all screaming]

[screaming in slow motion]

[sighs]

[cackling]

Hey! Those are the bank robbers!

-[Barbara] You're on my cape! -[Jess] Move over!

-[Kara] Get out of my way! -[Zee] Watch it!

My boot! Ow!

[Green Lantern] It's on.

[tires screeching]

[laughs]

You can't escape now!

Please go faster to avoid them escaping!

While I appreciate the constructive feedback, Barbara,

I'm driving at the maximum speed for the HOV lane!

Not to interrupt, Jessica,

but may I suggest turning ahead to cut them off!

Okay, you may suggest that, but it's wrong.

You want to take the next, next turn!

[automated voice speaking] Danger detected.

[tires screeching]

[all yelling]

-Gotcha! -We did it!

-Okay. Move over. -It's my turn to drive.

-Doesn't matter. -Move it.

-Hmph. -[groans]

Hmm.

[groans]

Hey, guys.

I couldn't help but notice

things have been a little tense lately.

[all groaning]

Clearly, we'd all like a little more time driving.

And to keep our no-arguing streak alive, I made this.

We follow my new driving schedule

and by this time tomorrow, we'll be back to normal.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I know I'm late.

While it is thoughtful to apologize,

it would've been more thoughtful

to bring the car back on time!

[scoffs] Well, maybe I could have

if someone hadn't left it without gas.

Well, if that someone didn't have to

waste our gas money on air fresheners

because someone else used the car to haul compost

then that first someone could've filled the tank!

If someone had a problem with me hauling compost

then they should have said something!

Maybe someone would have said something

if we hadn't agreed not to argue!

Sisters! I am beginning to suspect

that there is one thing we can all agree on.

It is time that our vow to not argue...

be broken! Show of hands.

Barbara, your chart is preposterous!

I know lots of people who'd love to have access to a car

at 6:00 a.m. on a Sunday, [imitating Diana] Princess.

It beats 4:00 a.m. on a Tuesday.

You can use your ring to make any kind of vehicle you want!

And you can fly!

You're both right, which is why it should be my turn!

-You don't even have a licence! -It should still be my turn!

We are trading.

It's my turn, thank you very much.

Give me the keys!

Fine, fine. Fight over the keys.

They won't do you any good... [laughs cunningly]

...without the car! [laughs hysterically]

Stop in the name of sharing!

[Zatanna chants]

-[effort grunt] -[alarm blaring]

[automated voice speaking] Danger detected.

[groans]

[laughs]

[dramatic music plays]

Gotcha! If you fall, I fall.

Wait! We're falling! [yells]

[grunts]

[all straining]

[all exclaim]

-[horns honks] -[glass shatters]

Hero, no! Stay away from the light!

[powers off]

Though our car is destroyed,

I'm more saddened by how it made us treat one another.

I am sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

Splitting a car six ways was a terrible idea.

And not allowing ourselves to argue

only made it worse.

So, let us make another vow.

To not not argue ever again.

-Deal. -Got it.

For sures!

We, uh, remembered to get insurance, right?

[theme music playing]

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